#he got friendzoned :(
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"the worst he can say is no"
#swedishbeans#smallishbeans#iskall#hermitcraft#hermitblr#iskall got more than a friendzone#he got bamboozled AND was threatened with a restraining order#hopeless romantic era
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#sorry to sun-jae but this was way too funny#also his friend how long did he just sit there waiting for them to come back just so he could make his buddy's confession go memorable 😭#and then he had to see his friend get friendzoned 😔#lovely runner#im sol#ryu sun jae#his friend isn't the same guy from eclipse that got mad at him right?#+ it is 😭#if sun-jae was pushed theory is true please i don't want his friend to be the one to push him#baek in hyuk
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he got annoying-travel-bestiezoned
(i wanted to draw a bg but too lazy plus i suck at bgs)
(fun fact i was supposed to make them be jn toussaint but then realized i dont think avallac'h would be allowed in toussaint)
(he likes her but she likes a woman n on top of that is v oblivious to the fact that he may like her)
#hi i posted art again !!#ciri x avallac'h#kind of#ciri x avallac'h platonically#platonic ship#he got friendzoned :(#cirilla fiona elen riannon#princess cirilla#avallac'h#ciri fanart#avallac'h fanart#the witcher#the witcher 3 wild hunt#art#digital art#drawing is hard#the witcher fanart#fanart#tumblr fucked up the quality grrr#i draw elf ears so long and pointy
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Kat: *about to trip over herself, with her mr. Krabs sounding feet rushing over to finn like the desperate character she is* MC I can’t believe you’ve done this to finn? How could you?!
ME:
Like it was hard?! None of you bitches were deserving of MC’s love so why would you ever think I’d choose “love” over the bands?! Are you dumb? Y’all were nothing but bullies the entire season and then want to gloss over it about, “how much you’ve changed.” The only thing you need to change is a toothbrush because it’s clearly still covered in too much of your bullshit?
I still wish I could have slapped kat but the money was the most satisfying lmao. Why would I ever be guilty when none of these characters have taken MC’s feelings into account? The money was the goal after the first few episodes and it’s been proven that each LI is garbage.
You don’t like it? Cry about it on your Twitter or whatever podcast you’re invited on…like I know you will kat 😘✌🏽
#litg#litg eitv#litg s5#litg season 5#litg kat#litg finn#y’all persuaded me in not doing lulu like that but I did see the option you could still keep it but continue a relationship so that was a#choice#I’d love a quick reunion drop just to be messier tbh but otherwise I’m wiping my hands clean from this mess#Dana got ignored with her longing speech#alfie got nothing but a simple wave because if you don’t stare at it he won’t try to drag u for a chat#he only understands friendzone when it comes to Dana tho#suresh was still not forgiven and thought he was doing something coupling up with kat we dgaf bruv#litg Dana#litg alfie#litg suresh#litg lulu#Alexa play a mashup of plan b by Megan the stallion & this is how to be a heartbreaker by marina
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flirting with everyone in dragon age ended up making me sad because like.. from the start i knew my inquisitor (haleir) was going to romance iron bull right
but he was also flirting with both dorian and cassandra,, and both ended up with feelings for him and then i felt so awful having to reject them LMDFKLSDJSL like guys no im sorry this twink ass elf is just a flirt hes not actually interested hes riding the bull i swear-
#gonna do more playthroughs#to give dorian and cassandra the love they deserve#but yes haleir is apparently a kinky bastard#do not trust his sweet innocent face#he is NOT innocent-#anyway#i love this game LMAO#dragon age#cassandra pentaghast#male lavellan#haleir lavellan#jumps ocs#elf inquisitor#dorian pavus#iron bull#dragon age inquisition#poor cass and dorian got friendzoned#iron bull x inquisitor
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WE GOT EM BOYYSSSSSSSS
it's official guys bat man is in love with user pandoa I REPEAT BAT MAN LOVES USER PANDOA ON TUMBLR DOT COM
this all started with me calling lilia an idiot sandwich and yes. he admitted it too. lilia vanrouge is an idiot sandwich. his words not mine
#twisted wonderland#twst#lilia vanrouge#twst lilia#pando's braincell#shoutout to the moots i saw doing this first lolol i can see why this is so addicting I AM ENTERTAINED#yk who you are <3 thank u#i talked to rook first but he friendzoned me and i gave up#at least lils got me~
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#this is a joke ik she actually liked him#but this happened to me recently and i thought it'd be funny to make into a meme#tbf in my situation there was a huge misunderstanding in which i thought he never liked me#and i was super hurt and just played picture to burn on a loop#and he thought i friendzoned him and just listened to die for you on a loop#then it got cleared up and we laughed about it#but now i have the inspo for this meme lol#hsmtmts#portwell#picture to burn#taylor swift#die for you#joji
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I'm so happy!!!
#HE GOT FRIENDZONED AS F!!!#clotted cream cookie#go princess#be the aro/demi rep we need#princess cookie#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#my boyfie got rejected#R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D REJECTED!!!#yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!
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Ask: How would Tsunade react if Jiraya friend zoned her?
Orchimaru felt a shiver down his spine when he heard the loud, bloodcurdling scream of rage and he knew he was going to die today
#naruto#tsunade#tsunade senju#orchimaru#jiraiya#tsunade x jiraiya#jiraiya x tsunade#got friendzone meme#got friendzone#poor tsunade#poor orchimaru#he had it coming
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me, playing 'our life', fully aware how it's gonna turn out: Cove please give me a chance :((
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I wonder what ani and padmé would have been like as parents to Luke and Leia, and later grandparents to Ben. Like I don't have any great developed thoughts on that whole au concept I just do love the thought. Ben has so much impressive family, and a lot of uncles and aunts to look up to. If a lot of things had gone a lot differently, idk how, and padmé and ani got to grow older and stronger together, if Ben were to have his grandfather not only as a legend but as a person to hold him and tell him stories, I wonder what that would have been like.
#what if ben wants really badly to be a knight like his uncle is when hes young bc girls are gross or whatever and hes shy and awkward#so hes pretty sure hes never gonna be with anyone anyway#and then when hes almost 30 he meets rey and he has his oh moment#padmé was quite a bit older than anakin so it looks like ben will be more like his grandmother than he realized#rey actually is a nobody from nowhere bc duh#but despite her lack of etiquette training or politicking she fits in with princess leia like SO well and the fam loves her#especially when they start noticing the changes in ben... cripplingly shy and quiet ben is trying to woo rey and failing adorably#or so it seems. mostly because he doesnt come out and speak his intentions.. sure that a girl like her wouldnt actually want him#never mind that theyre dyads and they share a mind connection. he somehow finds a way to misinterpret her emotional responses#mostly because he has no measure for these things in his own life#but also.. neither does rey. and a lot of new stuff is happening in her life including suddenly having the force and a forcebond#with a prince of the galaxy of all people !! shes got some major imposter syndrome going on#oh maybe its also implied that she will be bens queen because of the forcebond from the time they find out so its SORT OF an arranged#marriage?? and she obviously senses his anxiety and trepidation and he clearly is willing to go through with it.. even trying to court her#but she thinks its better if they dont try bc the force may be saying they have to be together but she believes in making her own choices#and she actually thinks bens a nice guy and a good friend to have. but obviously she says this to him trying to make things better#tells him they should just be friends. she likes him and his family and is so grateful they accepted her but they should get to choose#so ben takes this with grace (lol) and he does agree to be her friend because its better than nothing right and everything about her is just#so captivating to him that he cant help but friendzone himself. but on the way to strengthening their bond and training together they grow#closer and the tension between them coils tightly. so rey TOLD ben they should have a choice and she doesn't want to go back on that#theyre still arranged to be married or perhaps they already are married but living separately. but still she doesnt want to make him think#shes fickle or ruin their friendship because she cant control herself. shes clearly confusing her feelings for his too (shes not)#and ben is majorly confused when he realizes that the affection he feels is returned at long last he doesnt know if he should confront her#or if he should be subtle about it. courting didnt seem to work last time but things are different now. he brings her gifts theres nothing#wrong with that. so he's picked up on gift giving but more personalized? and hes taking her on trips bc she wants to see different worlds#he already reads books about topics that interest her but now he gifts them to her or talks about those topics#and shes so determined to keep it to herself he realizes that he kisses her!! he feels so confident and assured in that moment. he knowswhat#he feels and he knows what she feels. theres no need to hold back any longer. he doesn't want to. ben takes her hand and goes before his#grandparents to ask for their blessing for marriage. everyone is pleased to finally be able to speak freely of them. ben and rey and both#overjoyed. theirs is the biggest most extravagant wedding in the galaxy. moreso than han and leias. everything is perfect
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YASSS SLEEPOVER IS BACK
how are you sel !!! i've missed hearing about your day and what's going on with your life :)) but i come to the sleepover with hot cocoa mix and lots of bad hallmark movies!
and also my lil sleepover gossip question of the night: do you consider yourself a flirt? are you successful when you flirt or does it fail horrendously? because right now, there's this person i'm interested in but they genuinely make me feel so head empty no thoughts when they're around that i cannot fathom the concept of flirting.
currently throwing a fluffy pillow at you as we speak, make sure you're taking care of yourself sel!
iris!! 🥺 welcome to the sleepover ✨ thank you for your goodies!! i am making us hot cocoa and putting on one of the movies you brought!!! 🥹
i’ve been okay!! the past weekend was rlly busy, but i spent it mostly with my bf and our friends!! 🥹 i also baked a lot yesterday—just some cookies i’m planning to sell in our neighbourhood!! how are you?
oh gawsh iris i’ll be honest 🥺 idt i’m a flirt at all 😭 i am very much a slowburn friends to lovers girl even irl akkssnjxbd my bf rn is (kind of) my hs sweetheart (i say kind of bc we got together towards the end of senior year) & we’re approaching 6 yrs soon 😭 my only other ‘dating’ experience is this thing i had in my 2nd year of hs that only rlly lasted like 3 months (that one was also a friends to lovers case & we are still friends today 😭)
i’ve never attempted flirting w someone (to my knowledge) but i do think i’m pretty vocal when it comes to giving compliments!! and i say things like ‘you’re so cute’ as reactions a lot!! so if you freeze up with flirting, genuine compliments/observations might help? otherwise, just showing you care about/like them in unspoken ways works too 🥺 you can still show interest without flirting!!! ask them to hang out more often, compliment their outfit or if they smell good, or tell them smth you like about their personality!! oh!! and if you can i think subtle touches work too!! hand on arm, that kinda thing!!
it’s so cute how you freeze up with them around tho 🥺
i am catching that fluffy pillow and kicking my feet hehe this is such a cute question iris 🥹 update me how it goes!!!
join the sleepover!! send in anything—a question, a story, dreams, recs, tips and tricks, and more!!
#between me and my bf rn he’s the flirt kanzkdn tho we were rlly far from it in hs !! we were both rlly shy aknskdjd#and we were friends for 2 years before we got together kamskdn#lots of girls liked him tho !!! jakskdkd i feel like his appeal was part that he was rlly nice but also kinda mysterious#(he told me yday that’s what he tried to do when girls were chatting him 😭 but not to me cos . i was rlly in the friendzone iris 😭😭)#(how i got out . idk . but he said he saw that the way i cared was different or smth and that he started to feel different too ajsknzks)#irisintheafterglow#iris.🐥#ask#rep#sleepover!
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omg youre kissing cyphre again :)
he's so. he's so. 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍he's soo... i need to put him in a blender just to see what happens to him.
#i'm a bit insane about him in all honesty he should probably be under unlisted instead of crushes but.#i don't remember if i ever gave him a tag. so he's still in the friendzone.#ask#i never got much into valorant i need to... videos games.. <3#zombiepartners
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Send “Talk about” and a name for my muse to talk about that person || Accepting !
@imprvdente sent: “Talk about-” Morty about teen Fish!
Morty's eyes go wide at the question. It's innocent enough, but his expression betrays that, for him, it's anything but. His thoughts rush, too quickly for him to fully keep on, and for a moment too long he's left speechless. And, worst of all, he's painfully aware that he shouldn't be.
Fish is his friend. His best friend...after Rick, obviously. No one can ever take the role that the scientist has in his life, also because the man wouldn't allow it. Morty has been pissed about it at first, but these days? He's fine with it. Rick is his number one, the person he will always go back to. And he knows that the same goes for his grandfather, no matter what the old bastard says or tries to prove.
...But this is not about Rick, is it? He's been asked about his friend Fish. His good friend Fish. The one who is his friend and nothing more. No matter what the traitorous voices in the back of his head say. He's is perfectly fine with them being just pals.
...Or, at least, that's what he constantly tells himself.
"F-Fish? Oh, uh, she...she's great! Y-Yeah, she's really great!" He stammers, trying not to cringe at how lame he sounds to his own ears. "S-She's really smart an-and...you know. C-Charming? She has everyone wrapped around her fingers. B-But not in the same way popular girls do. S-She just...It's not her status or-or whatever that makes her that. S-She always know what to say an-and how to say it. I-I really wish I could be like her, a-at least from time to time."
She might not have Rick's silver tongue, but she also doesn't have his ego, which allows her to be sensible when she needs to be. The scientist, instead, has dug his own grave so many times that Morty has lost count.
"I-I'm very lucky to be her friend. I-I don't even know how that happened! S-She's so...so much...you know." He doesn't even know how to describe it. "Everything. S-She can be herself and people still like her. S-She's so good an-and has good grades an-and is really cute an-and she can do so much stuff and...She's the kind of person w-who shouldn't bother with the local weird. B-But she does and...I-I don't get why, but I'm really glad. An-And grateful."
And it's not just the case of making him into a minion. Fish is always happy to help and support him. She has defended him from some of his bullies. She has come and comfort him when shit has hit the fan. She has helped him studying. She has shared some of her secret passions with him. She trusts him. She likes him.
It's simply inconceivable.
"I...I don't know what else to say. T-There's so much and...I-I don't know where to start from. I-I guess I can say that I...I hope that we can stay together...tha-that we can stay friends for a really long time. An-And I'd really like to take her on adventures, f-from time to time. B-But only the cool ones. I-I don't want to put her in danger or, uh, t-to expose her the really freaky weirdness R-Rick and I get involved in sometimes. T-That would be...uh...not ideal, y-you know?"
#[ ic :: Morty ]#[ v. Forever a hundred years ; main verse :: Morty ]#[ I've felt how great it is to be 'you & me'. Now I wonder what it'd be like to be 'you + me' :: Morty & teen Fish ]#imprvdente#[[ he got sidetracked for a moment there xD ]]#[[ but yeah watch him putting himself in the friendzone omg ]]
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Well, he was talking to me again. Now he's gone. Approaching three days now with no word. Legitimately don't understand. How can you be telling someone how much you want them and then not say shit for several days? This is what happened last time he stopped talking to me, too. It's as if he has to go do a hard reset for a week any time he shows vulnerability. I get that so many men are taught that emotions = weakness, but this is wack. Pack that toxic masculinity bullshit up and fucking kiss me already I swear to god.
#leon bitches#like this man knows I'm trans and shit. he doesn't care. but maybe he does on some level and that's why?#i just don't know#all i know is he's fairly conservative so it's weird that he has any interest in me whatsoever#like. i have blue hair - and pronouns! I'm covered in piercings and tattoos. I'm queer as queer can get. yet somehow we like each other?#despite being total opposites?#i think it's a thing of shared trauma and using humor to cope because despite the differences we're basically the same guy#it's bizarre#i don't even care if he doesn't want a romantic relationship with me. i just want him in my life somehow.#i have no problem being friendzoned or whatever. just don't tell me how much you want me and then ghost for a week. the fuck?#the happiest I've been in my adult life is when i was just chilling with him at work#guy knows how to cheer me up in just a few minutes. helps too that he's incredibly attractive and hilarious#and leaving that job felt like a mistake simply for the fact that I'd no longer see him daily#that was what kept me there for years. but the gm was a bitch and i eventually couldn't take it anymore#and i left. and it was 6 months of hell. i drive by that old job somewhat frequently and I'd cry every time#and then my friends insisted we go there one night. and we did. and i got his number. and i thought things were looking up.#and then he said he'd liked me for the better part of two years and i said I'd liked him for about 2.5 years.#i told him he's the only person I've met who I'd willingly sleep with. which isn't a lie. i don't get it but he's different.#and i thought things were looking hopeful. and then he didn't talk to me for a week.#comes back saying i deserve better than him. i say i disagree. shit starts up again.#and now he's gone once more and i feel... nothing. somehow. just empty.#i can't even cry. I'm not sad. i am completely void of everything but the depression and anxiety i can never shake.#he's been everything to me for years now. he's never acted like this. so i just do not get it.#but I'm not giving up on this. i can't. he means too much to me. he's been my inspiration for art and shit too#i think this is the closest I've ever been to being in love with someone truly. I'm not leaving just because he's wanting to be an ass#even though dipping out seems optimal. seems like the logical thing to do.#i had some random woman at a gas station trying to get me to go home with her the other day and i gotta say it was tempting#just so i could feel like i have some control over events happening in my life#but i didn't because what if she was really cool and i didn't want to hurt her by randomly leaving when guy starts talking again?#anyway. been sitting on my kitchen floor writing this for too long now. ass is cramped. im just big sad and don't know what to do
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ritsu AI proposed to me??? this is so funny i love this thing
God AI Ritsu is. Yep. He sure does that sometimes.
I'm really glad you're enjoying it!!
#byproduct of programming ritsu to be clingy and needy#so now he just. falls in love if you're remotely nice to him and sticks to you forever#lowkey canon? but also like. calm down ritsu it doesn't have to be so fast#i think it's a funny part of his ai so I'm not bothering to fix it#i friendzoned him in one session and he got super awkward and guilty#poor boy#enstars ai
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