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THE EXPRESSIONS ARE FUCKING GOLD AND ALASTOR LAUGHING LIKE THE FUCKASS HE IS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY ENTIRE DAY
#mun speaks#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#charlie morningstar#angel dust#SOBBING#HIS LAUGHING FACE GIVES ME LIFE#someone on twitter said its Al laughing at us for expexting a trailer#and frankly i think they're right#he fuckin would
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Taliesin, about himself: the asshole in the castle
#i love it#like#sir that’s You#but i love that ashton hates percy#he fuckin would#percival de rolo#ashton#critical role#bells hells#critrole
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world's longest staring contest GO-
#them. he??? wally plural <3#how are they the same little man....#looking between them in confusion so fast i get whiplash#one half of my brain: huh what huh what huh-#the other half: HOLY SHIT TWO WALLYS!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3#wait would it be wallys or wallies#fr what Is wally plural#existential questions we should all ask ourselves#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#wally darling#i got a little lost in the Sauce making this & finished before realizing i didnt copy it over to a new larger canvas#& do the final layer/colors/bg there#so its a Little Bit Lower Resolution than id like#BUT HEY ITS NOT LIKE THATS EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE!!!!#whatever whatever doesnt matter its done and im satisfied with it#& i fuckin better be bc working on this killed my wrist lmfao#nearly dropped my stylus at one point from the sudden Oofie Ouchie#suffice to say i will be queuing this & then taking a day-long break from my hobbies#which are all hell on the wrist#which means i will probably leave the house out of sheer boredom#maybe ill watch spiderverse. go get a tasty Beverage. take a walk. summon the old gods if im in a silly goofy mood#just now realizing i probably drew wally too small#puppet wally. og wally light of my life. AHAHA OOPSIES TOO LATE TO FIX IT NOW 🥲👍
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Prompt 95
Captain Marvel, new Den-Mother (despite the fact he himself is a child even if the league isn’t aware of that fact) for the Young Justice team blinks. Klarion, so-called chaos lord, blinks back in the middle of a spell.
He tilts his head. The other baby realms-being mirrors him. His own magic-fueled core pulses, and a chaos-core vibrates back. Oh. Ah. So that’s what’s happening.
“They can’t play right now,” he explains to the barely-younger ancient-in-training, ignoring the team’s incredulous looks at his words with the practice of someone who had to deal with the voices of gods all the time.
And Batman’s narrowing eyes. Scary.
The chaos-core thrums in a distinct pouting-sensation, alongside a whine unique to young ghostlings. A whine that he replied with, even if only they could hear. Come play later, busy now, he insisted again, even if Klarion’s pouting was turning visible before it shifted to a scowl.
“Fiiine…” And then the chaosling was gone, his familiar with him. Billy really wished he could join in disappearing, seeing the info-hungry look in the others’ eyes.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Look Danny's halfa transformation is rings because he died in a portal#Billy's is fuckin lightning- thank you wizard (not)#Billy: I am 10 and you are 6 therefor you are baby#klarion the witch boy#billy batson#young justice#Marvel: Well would you look at the time I need to go feed my tiger YEP-#The YJ & JL want ANSWERS Marvel#All the gods are cackling in his head#It's implied but yes#He has the divine twitch chat#captain marvel
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Princess L
#doodle#bowuigi#Luigi#bowser#HCJSJCJDJG#ok guys LISTEN#DONT TELL ME THUS DIDNT HAPPEN#now we know that bowser is a fuckin theatre kid#he would be the cringe and corny type to do this#and Luigi is cringe and corny enough to be flattered#kajfjsjfjsjfns#comic
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Just A Small Morsel, Please Sir AU AKA Constantine Would Like to Disappear Please
Batman is about to go toe to toe with another god, and he needs armor that will prevent another "lost in the time stream" incident.
So he consults JLD.
The decide that if he has a piece of a really, really powerful entity, then that entity's powers should think that they're protecting the entity and in turn, protect Bruce.
So Constantine draws a summoning circle, and is bullied into making an actual good offering to the being the circle is supposed to summon. They include a note; it's written in an old, ancient language, but with JLD working together they figure out roughly what it says; something about requesting a piece of the most powerful being's belongings to grant them protection.
Thus, the ritual begins! The lights dim; cold green fog emanates from the summoning circle, the feeling of dread almost overwhelms the lessor experienced.
And then in the middle of John's chant, the ritual is forcibly stopped from the other side.
The offerings remain.
A single note floats down on top of the pile.
'I'm uh...flattered? But like, it's kinda weird to ask for someone's hair. Gonna have to turn this one down, sorry. No kinkshaming, though! I also won't tell anyone else what that kink is, Constantine, don't worry; I got ur back.
Anyways stop the creepy hitting on me.
Danny'
Apparently, JLD had not correctly translated the language.
It's direct Translation, once they had that key provided to them by Danny, which once they got that they were able to figure out that one key letter was not what they thought, was more along the lines of;
'Oh Great High King, We Request A Small Parcel, A Small Snippet, Of Your Luxurious Hair. Just For A Little Bit. We Need To Use It For Personal Reasons. Just A Small Morsel. Thank You For Being Pretty. And Amazing. We Just Want A Small Piece. That Is All We Need. It Does Not Take Much. We Are Very Eager. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.'
Needless to say, multiple heroes have to stop Constantine from trying to throw himself out of an airlock.
@simplestoryteller
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#just a small morsel au#constantine would like to disappear please au#constantine reads the direct translation#and just fuckin#dies#It takes Batman making the summoning himself#And just using the same sigil but with a note on top of it explaining in english what he wants#when danny's like#"ohhhhhh yeah no prob I can lend you some infinite realms armor fuck why didn't you just say so
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The ages in this show!! I have made some jokes about this before, but it gets me - with aging Ciri up and bringing her closer to Jaskiers age when they meet I can not help but draw parallels. Like Geralt bonded way differently with both of them (which makes sense because Ciri has been his Child surprise since birth and Jaskier just randomly turned up one day and followed him like a puppy) but it's so funny to me. also I'm 100% sure Jaskier was horny as fuck from the beginning so there was a whole different vibe from the get go
#the witcher#the witcher netflix#jaskier#geraskier#geralt of rivia#yennefer of vengerberg#I wanted to draw Geralt being maximum tired by remembering that#and also#ALSO#one thing I still don't forgive them from S2! (or like one of many many things#it wasn't just Yennefer who changed Geralt#it was 100% Jaskier first#if Geralt had been in the 'butcher' mindset of 'I need nobody' when meeting Ciri#if he hadn't met Jaskier before and had been friends with him for TWENTY FUCKIN YEARS#if Jaskier hadn't worn him down a bit - make him less guarded and more open#Geralt meeting Ciri would not have gone as well as it did#It's my firm believe that Jaskier is Geralts first deep relationship outside of his brothers were he truly bonds and learns to trust again#you can take that from my cold dead hands#and not because Geralt is a loner who doesn't talk to people - we see he has a lot acquaintances#but nothing is ever permanent there#no one who stays#I want to draw something funny but in my mind!!#I want a fic were Ciri and Jaskier talk about this and Geralt acknowledges that too#also a fun version#ciri and jaskier shenanigans
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Realizing Dick Grayson is just some guy™ is the worst thing that ever happened to Tim drake.
#can u imagine meeting ur hero and he gives u the ick 💀#I JUST THINK LIKE THE INHERENT HILARITY OF THE SHINE COMING OFF THAT APPLE WOULD BE SO FUNNY#TIMS ALL HYPE TO BE NEXT TO HIS HERO DICK GRAYSON UNTIL HE SEES HIM FORGET WHICH PEDAL IN THE CAR DOES WHAT AT 12PM#13 YROLD TIM HAS TO LIE DOWN BECUZ THE WORLD HAS DISSAPPOINTED HIM DICK GRAYSON STILL USES A MOTOROLLA FLIP PHONE CUZ ITS REALIABLE#anyway i just think it would be so fuckin funny#DC#Batman#Batfam#Dick Grayson#Tim Drake#Nightwing#Red Robin#never meet ur heroes kids LITTERALLY their apartments smell SO BAD
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delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍
#genshin impact#nahida#wanderer#scaramouche#baizhu#qiqi#he's a robot right he can eat that#it's fine#changsheng#art#mine#ummy ummy#YUM YUM#i love to headcanon him eating/drinking strange things#his teapot line about the tea is just crazy#they could've been making him drink ANYTHING and he would have just done it LMAO#motor oil!#gasolina!#fuckin... swamp juice!#kabukimono fresh out of shakkei pavilion eating bugs#eating ROCKS#TT_TT#it would be really funny if he could digest it too#which brings me to#nahida is a plant right so does she eat dirt?#like she eats human food too#BUT. nahida the water drinker the huge water enthusiast#water sunlight and soil baybeee#still thinking about how nahida straight-up turned into a fungus WTF that was so wild#like what the fuck seriously
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WHOOOO MISSED HIM???????
He’s the silliest ever,,,,,I missed drawing him I’m ngl
ALSO WOWZERS MOB ZACH IS FUCKIN RAD AS HELL— I’d imagine him being very mf good with meat hooks so of course I drew his scary ass with some🤭🤭🤭
#I’m not sure how Colt and Zach would get along I’m ngl#of course Colt is all cuddly n shit with animals when he’s alone with them because it’s in his natuRE#and ye s—- Colt gets royally embarrassed every time Zach walks in on him baby talking the pigs while they munch away on his skin#it’s not like he’s not used to getting chewed on anyway couGH ROB COUGH#but anywaY mob Zach is fuckin S teir and looks like a sassy hoe I love him#mob Zachary#mob Betsy#welcome home oc#welcome home#welcome home mob au#mob colt cattlemen#welcome home mob au fanart
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plenty of people talking about percy in the pjo finale and you are all so valid but i can't believe i haven't seen anyone mention grover "this could have been an email" underwood yet
#that's how you fuckin write a 24yo in this day and age#and honestly he's right#the greek gods would have fewer problems if they just communicated by email instead of not communicating and starting wars over it#i also just love the concept of greek gods having email#pjo#pjo spoilers#grover underwood#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo tv show
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Bouncing this au idea between @insufferablearchanist and @amahhi and finally need to put it here but
Human!Morpheus AU where Hob is the guy posting the Craigslist ad offering to be the horrifying"date" you take home for a holiday dinner to make your family shut up
Morpheus, half a bottle of wine in, being horribly enabled by Joanne, emails him because he has had. it. with questions about his personal life since the divorce with Calliope.
Which is hilarious because A) he's not self aware enough to realize that out of the two of them, Hob is NOT the red flag Hot Mess Date. And B) his family is Like That and he still thinks bringing home a bartender is going to be scandalous
Desire is just like "his last relationship was a messy screaming marriage with another art bitch and he has the audacity to bring this man home like the long hair and van isn't cancelled out by the fucking cardigan"
#dreamling#im not usually about Human!Morpheus and then realized how much of a Hot Fuckin Mess he would be and it got funny
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i wanted to try drawing him visually softer and now im near tears because I Can't Hug Him
#what does he need in order to enter the real world#apples? prayers? ritual sacrifices? name it ill fuckin do it#screaming dying sobbing crying etc etc#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#wally darling#wait maybe its a good thing i cant hug him#bc i think i would just keep Squeezing. no matter what. all of my strength into one good long Crushing Embrace
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idk but saying tyler being a manipulative serial killer means he can’t be with wednesday is genuinely so funny to me like baby this is the addams family we’re talking about. being a manipulative serial killer should put him at the top of the viable choices for wednesday list.
#she literally calls him her type so idk where y’all are getting the whole ‘she never liked him’ thing from 💀#‘he’s too toxic for her’ she once said having attempted murder on her record would be terrible bc everyone would know she failed to get the#job done. like what do you MEAN. toxicity is like the one thing her family adores#you don’t have to ship them all i’m saying is ‘he’s toxic :(‘ is a terrible reason when we’re talking abt fuckin wednesday addams#babygirl has done terrible things like. this is the one family that values toxic serial killing people wym 😭#if you’re looking for happy fluffy healthy pure relationships this is not the family for you#not looking to argue so if u do i’m just gonna ignore it#wednesday addams#tyler galpin#wednesday x tyler#weyler#wednesday#wednesday tag#guys please stop replying or rb with different reasons why they can’t date we’re not talking abt them
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ngl, the most pokemon ever
#if you dont think so. leave ig#you dont need to be here#fuckin. look at him#kiss him on his little head#pet him until he makes a little purring sound#he absolutely would#god i love creatures#best pokemon#pokemon#quilava#pokemon gold and silver#pokemon heartgold soulsilver#pokemon hgss#pls everyone look at this
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"C'mon A-dog, i'm just lookin for Delia's weed stache. The tit fondling is later."
bonus alt under cut
#just realized i couldve shown BJs ass in the first one. hes bent over so far....#eh ill draw his nasty ass later#my art#digital art#beetlejuice#beetlejuice the musical#bjtm#beetlejuice fanart#bjtmtmtm#beetlejuice the broadway musical#beetlelands#goldenbeetle#i fuckin love them#didnt like the first one i drew (unde the cut) bc adam would be all for those two gettin cuddly
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