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naughtnixnothing · 9 months
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the cruel prince in a nutshell
jude: *is insulted* i beg your pardon?
cardan: *smirking* then beg.
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blobee · 24 days
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Could I ask that you
Microwave clef??
-Some random trans dude who likes microwaving SCP researchers
Finally
I've been waiting for this
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He was lured
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disastrousduckss · 7 days
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I uhhhh, I made it into a video
Snsnskanan, sorry if the timing is a bit off😭😭😭
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geekynightowl1997 · 4 months
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Merry Christmas friends! Hope all is well!
Just remember somewhere put there, Parker is forcing the team into ugly sweaters and Santa Hat's and Hardison probably sent her a job!
(Parker let's everyone but Eliot take off their Christmas cheer. Jokes on Parker because Eliot doesn't actually mind!)
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toxicanonymity · 4 months
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Thinking ab nightwalks Joel 😔 how is my pookie doing
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he does a little bit of coke one night (all night) (and also has a designated coke girl) (and also has you do it off his cock), and now he's the resident coke guy. he's chillin', pookie <33
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qcoded · 1 year
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Belos listening to Collector rambling <3 (said rambling is absolute nonsense)
this was supposed to be just a doodle but sjishe but turned out differently 😭
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wishingstarinajar · 2 years
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Round 2 (part 1) of the Undertale OC competition on Twitter has begun and Rewind's up for another round! Awyiss~!
You can vote here for Rewind if you like. Though please show the other participants this round some support too; we got some cool characters competing!
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Hare didn't consent to his image being used in this book!
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chaotic-toby · 5 months
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Asa holds Arkin up on a pedestal. In his eyes, Arkin is basically a God. He is everything good in the world, and Asa would do anything for Arkin
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trigun-floopers · 1 year
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Backstage Interviews
Tell me more about the 'Jellyfish Snuggie' (Nai, Vash, Nicholas):
Everyone chuckles at Nai's fierce enthusiasm when he starts to demonstrate.
He brings his legs up into the snuggie, curling his huge frame into a pearly, silver blob perched on the chair. "This is, like, the best. thing. ever," he accentuates, beaming.
Vash snickers. "Isn't he just the cutest thing you've ever seen?"
Nai tightens the hood around his face so just his eyes and nose peek out.
Vash continues, "Look how happy this boy is. We call this 'blorbo mode'. The kids love crawling in whenever they get the chance, and he's the sweetest chook."
Nick grins. "Let's be honest, they're not the only ones. We actively compete with them. I think Meryl was the first adult to get in?"
Nai nods, freeing his mouth to speak. "Yeah. I was waiting in between takes for the stunt guys to test the harnesses, and Meryl rushes in, looking all frantic, and bolts towards me, pulls the hem up and hides under there, curling up in my lap. She was running from these two-" he pointed a thumb either side at Nick and Vash- "for god knows what."
Nick laughed. "But she ended up liking it, so the jellyfish snuggie came to be."
Nai huffs in mock exasperation. "And from there on everybody felt entitled to just... come in, and aggressively cuddle me."
Vash smirks. "Shut up, you love it."
Nai blushes slightly, then sighs, defeated. "Ya got me. It's my weakness. I'm The Cuddle Blorbo."
"It's so cozy and warm in there, mate! Plus, you're a walking furnace," Vash says while Nick nods in agreement.
"Night scenes in the desert are complicated," Nick adds, "the temperature drops like crazy."
"Who gets up in there the most?" asks the interviewer.
Nai points accusingly, "The most invasive one is Nick."
Nick opens his arms wide in a sweeping self gesture. "I'm sorry, good Sir, have you seen my outfit? I'm tits out there bro, my nipples become popsicles within thirteen minutes from sunset!"
Vash doubles over, "How is that timing is so oddly specific?"
Nick smiles knowingly at him, then crosses his arms, looking seriously over at Nai. "You do know they're not gonna let you keep that after we finish the series, right?"
All the color drains from Nai's face. "Are they not?" he whispers, devastated.
Vash throws his hands up, "Nice one, Nick. You just broke him."
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shinigami--apples · 1 year
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them
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deathfavor · 6 months
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Chrollo's birthday is this Sunday on the 12th, I mustn't forget
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deathmcth-archived · 2 years
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when people find out ayalon has a breeding kink they always suspect it’s him doing the breeding when he wants to be the one being bred
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heart-of-the-party · 1 year
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Friend who doesn't xiv comes over to visit
Me: forces him to watch all the trailers and the choicest estinyan cutscenes for over 2 hours
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When Lucifer is hanging out at his palace and can't get a moment's peace...
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inkskinned · 11 months
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the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.
sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.
you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.
it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.
but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.
they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.
they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.
barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.
and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.
but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.
they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!
this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.
#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone#yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post.#writeblr#ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person#and on this blog we support workers.#at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going.#when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens#have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists#and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like.#it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases -#at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory.#it was what i had seen.#and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference#we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol'#so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender#and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID.#he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different#i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.
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