For a while now Røst has had some recurring issues with hotspots on his lower jaw and unfortunately they got worse while i was away this month. So right now we're doing a bunch of damage control to try and clear them up, which, for a dog that isn't a huge fan of handlig of any kind isn't very fun. And it doesn't help that i can't counter condition because the spots are in the drool zone and he turns sopping wet just at the suggestion of a treat. So all i can do it try to be patient and gentle when he gets anxious about handling, but i also do have to actually get things done, so basically i feel like the world's worst owner right now and Røst isn't exactly my biggest fan :(

this is basically what happened, right?

(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)

i have a counter argument to the 'only one person can boop bill' thing, mabel. she's the type of person to slap stickers on people, she would definitely be the type to also boop others occasionally and bill would be no exception. she probably doesn't do it to annoy bill like dipper would, but maybe as a form of a friendly gesture, kind of like those people who will lightly punch friends in the arm when they hang out.

You know what? Good point. Mabel would get away with more than most, as a fun-loving lady! Bill understands those impulses, and being a touchy person! He indulges in similar ones himself.

Though when Bill's not in the mood to be playful and gets booped anyway? The 'sister-in-law' status grants her considerable grace.

Play Bite

cuties (:

I want to read an og AlbeCale fic where someone or something doss Alberu with an aphrodisiac. He manages to get away but passes out near Cale's house (or crash right to his balcony), who nurses him. Not smut involved, because og!Cale A) it's not going to do that with a drugged person, and B) for some reason knows a lot about poisons— aphrodisiacs included— and their cures.

So, basically a sick fic, except Og!Cale has to hide the sick person until he recovers. Plus, they have to plan how to catch the culprit.

Maybe the house where Og!Cale is at that moment (and therefore, where Alberu crashes) is the one at the capital. Maybe he went to pick up Bassen or maybe in this AU Bassen, Lily and Og!Cale went all at the capital together.

Maybe there was a swordmanship competition/event that Lily really wanted to go to. And og!Cale decided to accompany them because Lily will go alone if not.

Maybe Violan came too because og!Cale just got injured a few days ago. (Deruth cries bitter tears over his paperwork. He can't join his family and leave the territory unsupervised from suddenly).

Maybe they eventually find out and the talk that follows leads them to discover about og!Cale's act. Whatever shenanigans he stumbled into when pretending to be trash and all that this implies included.

All of this happening through Alberu's eyes, who is absolutely confused but so warm. He was drugged as fuck when he ended up here. He felt horny and dizzy and wanted to cry, but this guy here just treated his fever and waited until he woke up. He gave him water and asked a few questions. Then he got him medicine, telling him exactly what it is made of.

He even was careful when giving him meals, making sure nothing would react wrong with the poison on his system.

Cale Henituse, the person rumored to be trash, was more kind and considerated in a pair of days than most nobles can expect to be in their whole lives.

After witnessing the conversation between og!Cale and his family, Alberu realizes that he is just like that. This is not special treatment nor pity. This is who he is when his mask doesn't reach to cover him up fully. It's just a part, but is more than most people get to see.

Soft and warm.

Once Alberu heals and can go back to his palace, he still comes to visit og!Cale many times.

Not a Norman Osborn Apologist or a Norman Osborn Hater but a secret third thing

Random headcanon. Mobians groom each other as a form of bonding. It's pretty common between family members, close friends, or romantic partners

Sonic brushes Tails' tails and fur, and Tails actually learned how to properly care for hedgehog spines to help Sonic keep his quills healthy and sharp. Amy, Cream, and Rouge often have girls nights where they fix each others fur and claws. The Babylon Rogues preen each other's feathers after a heist. Tangle will help put Whisper's fur into a ponytail while she brushes Tangle's tail. Shadow and Rouge even consider cleaning up Omega and fixing up his paint job as a form of grooming. It's relaxing and helps bring them closer together

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Thinking. Abt this but with Bones. Like. Post-Tholian Web? Post-Mirror Mirror?

For AOS, could be after Into Darkness and/or Beyond.

A Bones who's just. So anxious. So stressed. So overwhelmed that it starts taking a toll on his health. Maybe he doesn't even realise - or maybe he does and tries his best to push through it until it knocks him on his ass. Kind of in the vein of "You don't actually know how tired you are until you stop. And then you just physically cannot start again." It becomes his new baseline, a problem that just brews and storms in the distance.

And he just carries on. And keeps going and going and going until one day he realises that 'Oh fuck, I'm not okay' and has about 5 seconds of warning before he straight up collapses, doesn't matter if it's on the bridge, in the madbay, on a planet - he's going down. (Maybe a repeat of Tholian Web where he just straight up faints into Spock's arms? Full whammy, why not)

Maybe it's a high-tension situation getting resolved that does it. The pure relief of it reminds him of how tired he is. How tired he's been for a while. His body sees that momentary rest and goes "More of that, please. And I'm not asking."

And he's so rendered by it that he doesn't grumble about being coddled like he normally would when he wakes up. He knows not to fuck with the medbay staff - they're just as firm as he is on recovery, and that's not by accident - and he knows that Spock and Kirk will be hovering, because they see any problem as something they, too, should shoulder the burden of.

...And because they're some of the most protective people in the damned universe. And that goes for pretty much all the people on board the Enterprise.

In some scenarios, it's just a case of letting his body and mind rest properly. In others, there's a lot more recovery involved than anyone initially expects. Luckily for him, he has a found family who are determined to be there with him at every step. It just takes a couple reminders, every once in a while.

2022 sans art vs 2016 (probably) sans art

The most fun you can have, barring the pain and torture (Patreon)

tugoffelees is so much better when it's unrequited and i will die on this hill

firefly

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[Image description: A two page comic in which Childe quietly admires Diluc. Diluc holds out a hand and a firefly lands on his finger. He smiles to himself. Childe, who is watching Diluc from the side, lifts his head off of the hand he was resting it on. He gazes, infatuated, at an unaware Diluc.]

ok at the point now where looking at an image of dennis makes me want to smash my head through a wall

So this is another thing for my Wei Sect AU - the time Wei Wuxian got cursed into a rabbit form and left poor Mo Xuanyu to figure out how to get his....mentor(?)/sect leader(??)/older brother figure(???) back to normal. Featuring my Wei Sect Mo Xuanyu design and my Nie OC Weiqiang - who is supposed to be playing assistant but appear to be distracted for some reason and is thus Unhelpful. "So wait that's Wei Wuxian!?" "I just said that Nie-Xiong." "The Yiling Patriarch!? "Who else would it be?" "...Why the fuck is he a rabbit?" "I do not know! That's what I'm trying to figure out! That's why I asked you here!" "Oh. Right. Uh, why me again? Wouldn't there be...?" "Because you're the only other cultivator that I thought still might talk to me, and I want to get this done before someone like Wen Qing or Hanguang-Jun take me apart for letting this happen." "What? I wouldn't let them! ...Wouldn't Hanguang-Jun be happy about him not being a threat anymore anyway?" "...You know what never mind. Just look at this, I think it's notes about what hew as doing before he got turned into a rabbit but I can't make it out." "....!" "Look at his handwriting. Why is it so bad. I'm not even sure what character is supposed to be. What do you think?" "...." "Nie-xiong are you even paying attention?" "...! Y..yeah, I am. I am."

so many people have like bad and evil opinions on jiang cheng in one direction or the other its very important to revisit the source material so you don't accidentally get infected with braintot without noticing