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turrondeluxe · 1 year

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Ronin Mikey and turtle babies AU!!!

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oifaaa · 7 months

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You’re so real for saying that Jason barely cared about the Joker in UTRH. The only thing he cared about was fucking with Bruce. (Which he did)

I seriously question if anyone who buys into the Jason is obsessed with killing the Joker has actually read utrh like there's a whole conversation between Jason and joker about how little Jason cares about him tho I guess I shouldn't be too harsh considering the amount of other dc books that play it up and that the movie (iirc) didn't include that conversation which oh I would have loved to have seen it animated

#ask #perseus-jackass #heres the thing about the jason being obsessed with killing the joker #he cant #due to the jokers plot armour and popularity jason will never be able to kill the joker #and so what happens is #jason looks weaker and stupider #bc if he was smarter and more skilled (which he is) he would have successfully killed the joker by now #but cant have that so jason gets dumbed down #like the joker is just a guy #but bc all the dc writers have a hard on for him #they all inflat how powerful he is #i hate him so much #if i was ever allowed to erase one character from history it would be him

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tiredhawks · 1 year

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I guess this may be dark depending on your interpretation? Dabihawks having a conversation before the raid, both aware of what's coming. Hawks who cannot bring himself to turn against the heroes no matter what his instincts are telling him. But Dabi makes a comment about Hawks fighting for a cause he doesn't believe in and Hawks kind of snaps, saying "So take me away from them. Take my wings, burn them to ash, and make me useless to the Commission. Don't let me fight for the heroes, don't let me be a hero. Ruin me."

Hawks has always been used for his quirk, that's always where people have put his value and what they focus on. By telling Dabi to burn his wings, he's asking him to prove that this situation is different. If Dabi wants Hawks' power, he wouldn't damage his wings. If Dabi wants him out of the fight, he'll just kill him and be done with it. But to take his wings would prove to Hawks that that is not what Dabi sees in him, that he finds value in Hawks beyond his quirk. And if Dabi proves that to him with finality, Hawks will follow him to the ends of the earth

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jesuistrestriste · 2 months

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your art donaldson fics are so good istg. if the movie comes out and we find out he's nothing like how you write him, I'm gonna be so disappointed😭

OK LISTENNN BECAUSEEE !! i agree. i will be very sad..!

i base him in my fics loosely off of what ive seen in the trailer and how he was written in the original challengers screenplay..

like.. will luca guadagnino make him a total slut in the film like i did in my writing? probably not.

but will i continue to headcanon that he is a hard sub who [redacted] [redacted] like a [redacted] [redacted] ? also yes. hes my husband. i will be slutting him out, thank you.

#i am unstoppable #i beg luca to try to contain my big brain #he cant #he wouldnt dare #sage’s asks #challengers 2024 #art donaldson #mike faist

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shitfacedalways · 2 years

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i refuse to believe that achilles could grow a bread

#he cant #tsoa patrochilles #patrochilles #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #tsoa patroclus #tsoa #tsoa achilles #the statues are wronf #this is my wisdom

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sisinorth · 1 year

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me checking if Overlord can see past his tits

#he cant #maccadam #idw overlord #overlord #shitpost #my art

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legend-had-it · 8 days

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i think zoro and nami should be eachothers hair stylists

#okay hear me out #they are qprs #because i have a qpr and its a good dynamic to throw into the things i want to #i have such a clear vision of zoro cutting namis hair after the timeskip #and just Fucking Up so much due to lack of practice #or he gets cocky and thinks he can do it with his swords #he cant #gives her a pixie cut #and in retaliation nami stops cutting his hair #and raises his debt ofc #platonic zonami #qpr zonami #zoro roronoa #zoro #cat burglar nami #nami

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dailykylebroflovski · 1 year

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#kyle broflovski #south park #south park kyle #kyle #he CANT #sassy #OH GOD #angry boi #grumpy Kyle

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attroxx · 13 days

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dante after being challenged by koto ( @dayrisen ) to fight

#dayrisen #〈 ooc. ★ 〉#LOL #i cant stop thinking about it #he's just a girl #he cant

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bweeeeeeeee · 5 months

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Would you ever let someone in your precinct drive your kineema for you?

No. I can drive just fine.

#he cant #skillsposting

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bucknastysbabe · 8 months

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When they put Sebastian in another outfit @sugarpoppss2

#HE CANT #KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS #Also this is probably Seb doing wardrobe changes #that’s why he has been wearing blue pants all summer

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west-tokyo-incidents · 6 months

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Man you just know that there's nothing Garion would like more than to just dump the Worst of the Worst instances into the central timeline as the biggest middle finger to Dunstan.

#he cant #but he often fantasizes about it #the facility

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st4rryskiesc0 · 6 months

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