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Would you peel an orange for me? 馃ズ馃憠馃憟
You have fingers. Presumably nails, too.
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Maybe so, but no one needs to know about it. It wasn't real. Any degree of fretting is unnecessary.
A well needed reminder you should not let your dreams influence your waking life. That's no one else's business. No one cares.
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A well needed reminder you should not let your dreams influence your waking life. That's no one else's business. No one cares.
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馃幒 the tumpet / bwaaaa
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Who said that.
Do you repeat to yourself every morning, "I'm Tha King of the Highway" In front of the mirror like some sort of self-affirmation?
No. I only say it when I cut people off in traffic.
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Hiii bbg are you free this certain day in this month called February 馃ズ馃巰馃檹
No. I've never been free in my life and I never will be. Don't ask again.
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Mr. Kitsuragi, what is your favorite tool in your toolbox and why
tiny screwdriver
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okay. Cool. There's already a turtle, why not.
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Is there a bird in my radiocomputer.
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caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
Is there a bird in my radiocomputer.
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Doctors hates me. Kineema wants me. Do you agree, lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi from precinct 57?
Is this what the kids call doxxing
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Doctor don't want to see me. What next
I don't know. You figure it out.
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Harry owned a Model 40.
Have you ever partaken in the noble tradition of hotboxinf your car yes/no
Does everyone talk to internet strangers like this?
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Have you ever partaken in the noble tradition of hotboxinf your car yes/no
Does everyone talk to internet strangers like this?
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You mentioned not doing requests, but considering the amount of ...passionate people around here you could probably make a nice chunk of re脿l by taking requests or like, more hand pics. Just sayin'.
Fine. 50 re脿l and I'll give you another photo of my hand.
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If you could go on vacation anywhere, where would you want to go?
I don't really travel.
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Lieutenant i just confiscated multiple baggies of powder from a ginger delinquent and he threatened to come into my room and shag me. Please help.
That's great! You can go ahead and eat it.
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I don't take requests.
A few days ago your partner bit me and ive been having severe hallucinations of voices telling me what to do. Whats happening to me.
See a doctor.
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