Why is this sponsored
Where's men's smelly, fish-like, dick and balls wash? That fucks up their ph? That makes it so they're not fucking gross with dick cheese?
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Tumblr has become insufferable with all these annoying ads :((
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I hate being online rn. Already have trauma associated with this time of year and then I'm in poverty too, so hearing ads screaming at me to buy their makeups or other luxury items and "it's Christmas, treat yourself. Buy for a loved one! Spend your money!" When we're in a fucking food and housing crisis and I'm smack dab in the middle of it.
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it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT
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The more stupid game ads being forced on me, the more i hate them. As a matter of fact i hate ALL ads. Keep hiding them and they keep coming back, like monsters in horror movies who can't be killed. Try this, play this, buy this- NO FOR THE 10.000TH TIME !!!!!! Why is that the companies and buisnesses think that forcing their flashing images-shit on us constantly will make us buy their not needed-crap ?? Just make me hate it with a ever-growing passion Day by Day ! Who would by a pair of shoes from a seller who comes up at you in a movie theater or at a concert, blocking your view, and screaming "BUY THIS NOW" in your face ??? NOBODY !!! Same goes for getting the experience ruined on a website !!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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I bought a book online now i keep recieving ads for the same book. I already have that?? Stop.
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I was today years old when I figured out that in the US, our Presidential Elections (every 4 years) fall on the years we get an extra day (Leap Year) - so we have 366 damn days to see Election BS.
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Batiste out here making ads with Betty from the 1950's (idk) and her time traveling girlfriend from the future
They are so obviously in love and dating, be sapphic I love you
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i dont CARE that theres a new kathmandu shop in george st and stop pronouncing wynyard wrong
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This might seem like an "old man yells at cloud" situation, but it's just wild growing up and being told how dangerous distracted driving is - how, at highway speeds, you can traverse the length of a football field (100 yards, 91 meters) in a matter of seconds - how one split second sending a text while driving could result in a potential fatal crash, and then getting on the road as a driver and being surrounded by billboards. Their entire purpose is to catch one's attention, so they're lining major roads, which tend to be highways. How is it that you're told how important it is to never be distracted while driving, but still being advertised to?
At best, this type of advertising is an eyesore to pedestrians and motorists and a general waste of electricity to light it, and at worst, it is an active danger considering they are there to advertise and therefore, must catch people's attention.
I'm not even against advertising in theory, but this particular mode bothers me so much and I hate how pervasive it is - especially in large cities or highways.
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DAILY BADASS POLL #11
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I'll be the one to say it
Buggy from the One Piece Live Action is the best depiction of a crazy murder clown theres ever been.
Hes hot. Hes sensitive and insecure. Hes genuinely kinda scary. He's a cringefail loser. Hes the funniest dumb bitch youll see.
Joker wishes he had what Buggy has
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It runs in the family
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Alien: Why do you do that? What does it mean?
Human: Do what?
Alien: The verbal sound. "Um" and "Uh"
Human: Oh! Well, sometimes when I'm trying speak, I need to a moment to process. It's a pause while I think.
Alien: Why don't you just say nothing when you pause?
Human: Oh! Um...
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