it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

also jumped on the maid dress bandwagon. just for funzies

a serious piece, and a nonsensical doodle.

The second one is a reference to this video.

(Image Id: a map of the american continent,showing the countries from North America,Central America and South America.

South and Central America are circled red and red arrows point to it with red text that reads "this is also America you fuckos" in all caps. Another arrow points to Central America and it says "This is Central America,by the way. Another map I saw said only "north and south".

A separate red text to the right side says "The fact that I have to type "Map of America" and include "continent" to get this image and still google asked if I meant " North America" is shameful!!!!" in all caps. The red text to the left says "Start calling the United States the United States!!!! (This part is in all caps,the rest of the text is not) I don't wish death to America,I wish evil on the United States alone".

Canada is also circled in black with black text that says "Yeah even here but that's not the point" in relation to the fact Canada is also part of the American continent,but the post is about Central and South America and their geopolitical situation as "lower countries". The black circle and text are used as means to get less attention to the red.

an absolute gem of a comment I found under a pinterest post about Crowley’s name.

i don't dislike you because you're a woman, i dislike you because you're annoying

so you think women are annoying?

-jacob + karina

Another attempt at some sashiko! This one is in the same thigh-rubbing spot as previous, but on a different set of jean shorts. Given how much I have to wrangle patches in this particular spot, I'm genuinely tempted to just put one in right as I buy the pants, maybe with some cute fabric so it's gradually revealed?

I'm about halfway done here, and you can tell just how much drawing out the grid (in this case, with lines every quarter-inch) helped me get the pattern I was aiming for much more effectively than the last one, where I was freehanding the lines.

Originally, the plan with this one was to have all the zig-zags point the same way, but honestly? I kinda dig the tiered waterfall vibe on this one more! Quite the improvement, in comparison to the one previous, I'd say, and that all comes down to technique.

I really enjoy the process of sashiko mends, it's very satisfying to load up a few straight stitches onto the needle just so where they need to be, then smooth out the fabrics they pin together, over and over. Very meditative, which makes it a good way to keep the hands busy while listening to a podcast! (Like, say, my podcast, Paper Cuts, perhaps? :3) plus, after you're done, you get to return a piece of clothing to use you would have lost otherwise! Isn't that a delight on its own?

a personal headcanon of mine

we've met only a few friends of the main set of hazbin characters - namely cherri, mimzy, and rosie

and all imma say is

if we get a husker friend reveal, i think that person will speak one of the many languages he speaks other than english, and they'll be talking in that language, and everyone at the hotel will just be like

.0.

should i be ashamed.

this has almost certainly been done before but. It's funny so it's ok

so I'm sitting there in tears over my discovery of what the J in Andrew J Robinson stands for

but wait! I've seen that name before....... no...... it couldn't be.........

unbelievable

Miss the old Giggle Sub... the Laugh Footlong. The good Ole Chortle hoagie.

I am mentally ill, but like in the good way, you know?

December 13, 2020 - Yas Marina Circuit, Abu Dhabi Source: James Moy / Alamy Stock Photo

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