hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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It was not until the historical Esus began to wear his iconic blue-jean denim robe that he became known as "Jesus."
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Gio, 23
“I’m wearing a black tee with ribbons tied around the sleeves, cross necklaces, South Pole jorts, lace socks and Sambas. Finishing the look with some silver jewelry that I’ve sourced all around. I love blending feminine touches into my more ’masculine looks’ I’m inspired by my culture, moods and music.”
Oct 12, 2023 ∙ Lower East Side
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THE NÜ METAL LOOK ‼️‼️🔥🔥 100000/10
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wiwi in a bego wiwi in a bego all alone 😢
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Kicking off 2024 with…
Kermet, Path of Wild Magic barbarian from the dusty outskirts of Eberron. Drinker of ale and potty of mouth.
Dragonborn are finally allowed to have mullets and epic moustaches.
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Though Tears of the Kingdom features over 50 armor sets, several were still cut from the final game such as the Denim Set, which included the Jorts, Jean Jacket, and Jeandana. When upgraded, the armor gave Link the ability to operate vehicles with one arm hanging out the window.
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Scotty, 24
“I am wearing an embroidered top from Brooklyn Brickhouse Vintage, jorts and a pair of Bostonian loafers from Urban Jungle, and a trench coat from Stella Dallas. My style is sort of vintage preppy, inspired a lot by take ivy, Ralph Lauren and the 70s.”
Oct 7, 2023 ∙ Bushwick
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Jorts the Cat (of Reddit fame) holding a sign for all your Jorts the Cat holding a sign needs
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