Yeah sure everyone on here looooove Boston but how many of you guys have gone to the science museum. Done the musical steps huh. Who's even been in the basement and watched the electricity show HUH y'all don't even know about those bitches going inside a giant bird cage and getting struck by indoor lightning on purpose.

no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

there is so much intimacy in creating something together

good morning to fairies elves gnomes sprites and other mischievous beings

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend