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spaghettificationandpretzels · 2 years

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Curly Hair Prompt Drabble Masterlist

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Smut💦 Angst😨 Fluff ❤ Violence🔪 Gore🤢 Medical💉 Triggering material🚩

Little Arms, Big Bottles.❤❤

Person B sees a little kid with similar hair to A and wants a similar haired baby with person A. As Fluff. Requested by @darqchilddaydreamz

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Snapped Fingers😨🔪❤💦

"You touch her hair again, and I'll make sure you never touch anything." As Smut with Opie. Requested by @darqchilddaydreamz

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The Tangler ❤❤

"I love that you love my hair, but if you keep touching it, it's going to knot then I'm going to make you comb them out." With Juice Ortiz and Fluff. Requested by @darqchilddaydreamz

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First Dibs❤❤

"My wife needs that for her hair, I had it first so remove your hand or you'll regret it." With Happy Lowman as Fluff. Requested by @camelia35

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Honey and Oats❤❤

Person A watches on as person B accidentally eats a homemade hair mask, laughter ensues. With Hvitserk Ragnarson as Fluff. Requested by @barnes-wilson-rogers

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Pampered ❤❤

Person B does a spa day for person A. With Lyla Winston as Fluff. Requested by @camelia35

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Gentle hands❤❤

Person B washes person A's hair. With Ivar as Fluff. Requested by @barnes-wilson-rogers

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Flower Water❤❤

"Your hair smells so good. I kinda want to eat it" With Hvitserk Ragnarson as Fluff. Requested by @barnes-wilson-rogers

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The Aftermath ❤💦

Person B unpins/takes down person A's hair do after a night out. With Frank Castle as Smut. Requested by @darqchilddaydreamz

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A Very Long Day😨❤

Person B watches the wind in person A's hair. With Juice as Angst with happy ending. Requested by @darqchilddaydreamz

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Well Read😨❤

Person A watches on with pride as person B insults mansplainer. With Juice Ortiz as Fluff. Requested by @camelia35

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Hammer and Nails😨❤

"You touch her hair again, and I'll make sure you never touch anything." With Ivar the Boneless and Fluff. Requested by @barnes-wilson-rogers

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Tiny Humans😨❤

Person B sees a little kid with similar hair to A and wants a similar haired baby with person A. With Happy Lowman as angst with a happy ending. Requested by @camelia35

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Helper❤❤

“Person A watches on as person B accidentally eats a homemade hair mask, laughter ensues." With Juice Ortiz as Fluff. Requested by @withmyteeth

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Flowers and Birds❤❤

Person B always brings back a hair accessory (vintage hairpins) With Manny as Fluff. Requested by @darqchilddaydreamz

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Over the Tub❤❤

Person B washes person A's hair. With Angel Reyes as Fluff.Requested by @darqchilddaydreamz

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High Maintenance❤❤

"Say that again to my face." With Manny as Fluff. Requested by @withmyteeth

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Effort ❤❤

Person B does a spa day for person A. With EZ Reyes as Fluff. Requested by @withmyteeth

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The Gala ❤❤

Person B unpins/takes down person A's hair do after a night out. With Lyla Winston as Fluff. Requested by @withmyteeth

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Charming Heat❤💦

Person B unpins/takes down person A's hair do after a night out. With Opie Winston as Smut. Requested by @camelia35

#Jax Teller #Lyla Winston #Opie Winston #Happy Lowman #Juice Ortiz #sons of anarchy #Ivar the Boneless #Hvitserk Ragnarsson #vikings #The Punisher #Frank Castle #Smut #Fluff #angst with a happy ending #manny mayans #ez reyes #angel reyes #sp's curly hair drabbles

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eternalmikaelson · 7 years

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Prompt List of Sarcasm

“Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.”

“Define normal.”

“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?”

“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”

“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”

“It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.”

“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.”

“And you wonder why you’re still single.”

“Remind me to kill you. Please.”

“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”

“That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?”

“Were you dropped on your head?”

“She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.”

“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.”

“If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.”

“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.”

“If I survive, can I go home?”

“My middle finger salutes you.”

“This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.”

“I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let’s be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.”

“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.”

“Insanity run in my family. It practically gallops.”

“Oh darling. Go buy a brain.”

“Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.”

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

“All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.”

“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”

“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.”

“What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?”

“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!”

“I need therapy after this.”

“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.”

“I’m not weird. I am limited edition.”

“I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.”

“I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.”

“If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur.”

“You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?”

“I’m afraid I’ve been thinking...” “A dangerous pastime.”

“I’d explain it to you, but you’re brain would explode.”

“Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.”

“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.”

“Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!”

“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”

“You’re good. A monster pain in the ass... but you’re good.”

“Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!”

“The female of the species is more deadly than the male.”

“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”

“She’s hot, but she’s evil.”

“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”

“I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.”

“Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.”

“You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers and people who talk at the theater.”

“What’s the point in screaming? No one’s listening anyway.”

“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.”

“So stick that in your juice box and suck it.”

“Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.”

“This place hold a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some... No. No, no, all bad.”

“A little gasoline... blowtorch... no problem.”

“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.”

“I know you can’t kill anybody, ‘cause I can’t kill anybody.”

“You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.”

“What you call insanity, I call inspiration.”

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”

“Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.”

“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.”

“I like you. You’re different.”

“You successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.”

“Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.”

“You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.”

“Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.”

“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”

“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.”

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

“I care so little, I almost passed out.”

“Well behaved woman rarely make history.”

“You’re so weird.” “You have no idea.”

“The universe may not always play fair, but at least it’s got a hell of a sense of humor.”

“You haven’t even seen my bad side yet.”

“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”

“How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over it’s dog.”

“Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.”

“Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we.”

“I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.”

“You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.”

“Have fun being deal.” “I will.”

“Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.”

“It’s called thinking. Go with it.”

“I made a new friend today.” “Real or imaginary?” “Imaginary.”

“Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.”

“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.”

“The girl is strange no question.”

“Do us a favor... I know it’s difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try no to do anything... stupid.”

“I know most people don’t like me; I don’t care, I don’t like most people.”

“You are a very strange person.” “Well, thanks for noticing.”

“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but... no.”

“I didn’t steal it. I permanently borrowed it.”

“I’m not shy. I’m just examining my prey.”

“If you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.”

“I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.”

“Are you crying? No, I’m impersonating a fountain.”

“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That’s cute.”

“You’re kinda anti-social, you know that?”

“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.”

“My advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass.”

“I’m just gonna pack up and go straight to hell now.”

“My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.”

“She’s complicated like the DaVinci code, you know but harder to crack.”

“And just like everything else we do around here, it’s about to get weirder.”

“Such big evil in such a little thing.”

“Why do I still like you, knowing you’re a total asshole?”

“What does not kill you will likely try again.”

“Oh honey, I would but... I don’t want to.”

“And hello to you too... little homewrecker.”

“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.”

“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.”

“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.”

“In another life, I think I was in a mental institution.”

“I’m not crazy. I’m just interesting.”

“Don’t make me pop your ten grand sand bags honey.”

“This is fun.” “Seriously, we’re trying to hide a body.”

Request [x] Masterlist [x]

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drabbles-mc · 4 years

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Drabbles-MC Masterlist

Because of the link limit, each character now has their own link on this post that leads to a separate post. But this is still where to go to find all of my fics!

(You can also go HERE to find me on AO3)

Fic-list under the cut!

👀 = smut, 💔 = angst

Mayans MC Characters:

- EZ Reyes Fics

- Angel Reyes Fics

- Bishop Losa Fics

- Coco Cruz Fics

- Nestor Oceteva Fics

- Neron “Creeper” Vargas Fics

- Hank Loza Fics

- Gilly Lopez Fics

- Marcus Alvarez Fics

- Che "Taza" Romero Fics

Michael “Riz” Ariza Fics:

- Reckless

- Wipeout

Miguel Galindo Fics:

- Business Trip

- Withered 💔

Guero Fics:

- Always Here Anyway

Canche Fics:

- Trustfall

Sons of Anarchy Characters:

- Herman Kozik Fics

- Opie Winston Fics

- Filip “Chibs” Telford Fics

- Jax Teller Fics

- Juice Ortiz Fics

- Happy Lowman Fics

- David Hale Fics

- Alexander “Tig” Trager Fics

- SOA/Mayans MC Headcanons

Narcos/Narcos: Mexico Characters:

- Javier Peña Fics

- Horacio Carrillo Fics

- Steve Murphy Fics

- Walt Breslin Fics

- Amado Carrillo Fuentes Fics

- Isabella Bautista Fics

- The Diegoverse Fics: A Series of OG Narcos OC Universes

- Hugo Martinez Fics

- Chepe Santacruz Fics

María Elvira Fics:

- Favors Owed 👀

Danilo Garza:

- Things Like That 👀

Amat Palacios Fics:

- Just A Bad Feeling 💔

Officer Trujillo Fics:

- Looking On

Andrea Nuñez Fics:

- At Your Service

Sal Orozco Fics:

- Cómo Puedo Ayudar?

Enedina Arellano Félix Fics:

- Adamant

Jorge Salcedo Fics:

- Debts Paid

Other Fandoms:

- Outer Banks Fics

- Stranger Things Fics

- MCU Fics

- The Bear Fics

- Top Gun Maverick Fics

- Suicide Squad Fics

- Kingsman Fics

- John Wick Fics

- Altered Carbon Fics

- Silent Night Fics:

- Speaking Volumes (Brian Godlock x F!Reader)

- Better Call Saul Fics:

- Should’ve Seen It Coming (Nacho Varga x F!Reader) 💔

- Fresh Start (Gabriela Castillo x Nacho Varga) [Crossover]

- House MD Fics:

- Not to Spoil the Ending (Robert Chase x Greg House)

- Bullet Train Fics:

- Pretty and Unscathed (Carver x Ladybug)

- Emily the Criminal Fics:

- Waking Hours (Youcef Haddad x GN!Reader)

- Law & Order: SVU Fics:

- Stomping Grounds (Mike Duarte x F!Reader)

- Our Flag Means Death Fics:

- Retelling the Story (Stede Bonnet x Edward Teach)

- F.R.I.E.N.D.S Fics

- The One Where It’s The Right Time (Joey Tribbiani x Rachel Green)

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everyhowlmarksthedead · 4 years

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Keys:

≋ NSFW / Smut

★ Aurora's faves

You can subscribe to my broadcast list, to be notified whenever I post a writing!

Mayans MC

✨ CANCHE

✨ ANGEL REYES

✨ CHE “TAZA” ROMERO

✨ EZEKIEL “EZ” REYES

✨ GILBERTO “GILLY” LOPEZ

✨ HANK “TRANQ” LOZA

✨ JOHNNY “COCO” CRUZ

✨ LETICIA CRUZ

✨ MARCUS ALVAREZ

✨ MAYANS MC X READER

✨ MICHAEL “RIZ” ARIZA

✨ MIGUEL GALINDO

✨ NERON “CREEPER” VARGAS

✨ NESTOR OCETEVA

✨ OBISPO “BISHOP” LOSA

✨ OSCAR “EL OSO” RAMOS

Sons of Anarchy

✨ ALEXANDER “TIG” TRAGER

✨ FILIP “CHIBS” TELFORD

✨ JACKSON “JAX” TELLER

✨ JUAN CARLOS “JUICE” ORTIZ

✨ HAPPY LOWMAN

✨ RANDOM SCENES.

✨ SPECIAL EDITIONS:

How would they react to...? (completed)

How would they react to...? WEEK. (completed)

Halloween week. (completed)

Week of headcanons. (completed)

November of Drabbles. (completed)

#mayans mc imagine #mayans mc x reader #mayans mc #sons of anarchy x reader #sons of anarchy imagine #sons of anarchy

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chibsytelford · 4 years

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MASTERLIST - updated 7/8/21.

Chibs Telford

Chance Meeting Part 1

Chance Meeting Part 2

Song Fic Challenge - Sunny Girlfriend

A Lovely Accident - Request

Chibs NSFW Smut Alphabet

Chibs Telford x Jax Teller x Reader - 3 is the perfect number NSFW***

Drunk and Sober Confessions - Request

Past and New Loves - Request

Gender Reveal - Request

Bad Luck - Request

Daredevil - Request

A Broken Heart - Request

Garage Fun - Request

A Last Goodbye - Request

Shortbread Fail - Request

That’s Enough - Request

Tattoos - Request

You’re the Reason I’m Still Here

I Knew It Still Worked - Request

Bullet For My Valentine - Request

You Are The Reason

Hold You In My Arms - Request

Not The Same Person

Jax Teller

Song Fic Request - Someday

Bestfriends - Request

Beaches and Brawls - Request

Happy Lowman

Distractions - Request

A Book and A Date - Request

Quiet Nights - Request

New Beginnings - Request

Friends - Request

The Stranger And A Kiss - Request

Bad Habits

Juice Ortiz

More Than Friends

Heartbreak to Happiness - Request

Surprises - Request

The End - Request

Revelations - Request

It Doesn’t Matter - Request

Being A First Time Dad HC - Request

I’m An Idiot - Request

I’ve Got You - Request

Bracelets - Request

Coco Cruz

Drabble

Wounded - Request

Jealousy and Admissions - Request

His Shirt - Request

Affection HC - Request

Talk To Me - Request

I Ran You A Bath - Request

Pregnancy HC - Request

Midnight Walks - Request

Meeting the Club - Request

Hank Loza

Mayans Day Care - Request

Fathers Day - Request

Riz Ariza

Farmers Market - Request

Birthday Surprise - Request

Angel Reyes

The Final Night - Request

Leave A Light On

When You’re Gone

Heartbreak - Request

Battle of the Alphas - Angel x Miguel x Reader NSFW***

Terrible Things

Affection Headcanon - Request

Happier

Being Marked HC - Request

Chasing Cars

Take It Slow - Request

Hot tub Sex HC

The Fall - Request

Sad

Lies - Request

Queen of my Heart

The Sneeze

The Zoo

Let’s Go Home Together

3 + 1 Fear Fic

Miguel Galindo

Protective - Request

Battle of the Alphas - Miguel x Angel x Reader NSFW***

Gilly Lopez

Anniversary - Request

EZ Reyes

Saviour - Request

Rescued - Request

Affection Headcanon - Request

You Don’t Smoke - Request

Night Time Headcanon

Being Marked By EZ HC - Request

Making EZ cum in his pants - Request

Quarantine HC - Request

Girls Can Fight Too - Request

This Is Perfect - Request

The Bet - Request

Smile - Request

This Town

Awkward Dream

Not Usually Like This

Bishop Losa

Old Man - Request

I Want You Gone - Request

From The South - Request

Last Call

The Patient

I’ll Take Care Of You - Request

Racing Car

Stay

Last Journey

Wrong Timing

Jason Hayes

Moving In HC - Request

Hero - Request

Sonny Quinn

Moving in HC - Request

Crashed The Wedding

Broodiness and Barbecues - Request

Clay Spenser

Moving in HC - Request

Secret Relationship - Request

Fallin’ In Love - Request

Trent Sawyer

Games Night - Request

HEADCANONS

Mayans MC reaction to S/O being depressed.

Mayans MC - buying period products for their S/O

Sons of Anarchy - buying period products for their S/O

Sons of Anarchy tiktok challenge - Request

Making cookies for Sons - Request

Mayans MC Divorce Tiktok - Request

#lauras masterlist #sons of anarchy #mayans mc #seal team

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g-goldenskles · 4 years

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I’ve reached 10 followers on my blog! When I reach certain milestones, I would like to give back to my followers by writing one shots/drabbles/etc for you guys!

My main fandom is Sons of Anarchy, and I’m willing to write for:

Juice Ortiz/reader (my daddy)

Jax Teller/reader

Opie Winston/reader

Jax/Tara oneshots/drabbles

Happy Lowman/reader

Chibs Telford/reader

Tig Trager/reader

Kozik/reader

The first 3 people to send me a DM with the character of their choice, and an idea for a one shot will have a story posted for them in the coming weeks. :) I’m okay with writing romance, smut, angst, or fluff. Or awkward mutual pining (I’m currently writing a high school AU so that’s like my cup of tea haha)

(I still have 2 spots left!)

#sons of anarchy #sons of anarchy one shot #juice ortiz #jax teller #soa

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badwolf-in-the-impala · 6 years

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~Masterlist for - badwolf-in-the-impala~

||STORIES||

Vikings -- Ivar

The Absent Heart - ((Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9))

The Cripple & The Bastard - ((Ch.1 - Ch.2 - Ch.3 - Ch.4 - Ch.5 - Ch.6 - Ch.7 - Ch.8 - Ch.9 ))

Harald Finehair

Come Away to the Water - ((Ch. 1))

Peaky Blinders -- Thomas Shelby

Where the Wild Roses Grow - ((Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6))

Drabbles/Short stories:

Unspoken - 1/1 - Thomas Shelby

There’s a Woman - 1/1 - Thomas Shelby

All the King’s Horses - 1/1 - Ivar the Boneless

Sons of Anarchy -- Chibs

Whiskey Lullaby - ((Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8))

Juice Ortiz

Where the Crow Flies - ((Ch.1))

||Moodboards||

SOA

Happy Lowman - Femme Fatale ((Drabble))

Juice Ortiz - Outrunning Karma

Vikings

Four Seasons Series:

FALL: Ivar/Alex - Autumn Romance

WINTER: Hvitty/Marco - Northern Nights

SUMMER: Ubbe/Jordan - Summer Paradise

SPRING: Bjorn/Alexander - Adventures in Spring

||HEADCANONS||

SOA

Happy Lowman - More than Casual ((SMUT))

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As promised guys, here it is! I will be putting the link for it in my Bio on my profile ((If I can ever figure it out and GET IT TO WORK RIGHT)) so it’s easier to find, and I will also periodically share it as well when I make updates to it. Feel free to let me know if you would like to be added to the TAGLIST for any or all of these <3

Chapters and fics have been updated and added! All new readers added to TAGLIST

UPDATED ON - 12/16/18

Whiskey Lullaby

One-shots

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TAGLIST: @greennightspider @captstefanbrandt @microsmacrosandneedles @irishhiggins @dmv49 @naaladareia @liiv0urlifee @readsalot73 @terrainhead @londoncharlotte88 @theworld-is-ahead @zazasblogxx @ly--canthrope @harjumus @jade770 @that-goodgirl @theskinofmyemotions @xxwarhawk @cole-winchester @stacie-marie-bloom

@journeyrose @jacksonroth @sympathyfortheblinderdevil @12grimauldp @synnersaint @penny4yourthot @coco-cruzzz

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buckyscrystalqueen · 6 years

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Mobile Masterlist as of Apr. 30th, 2024

This is a list of every fic I have written. If there are any links that don’t work, please let me know. And if you have any requests, let me know as well.

**Now includes links to my AO3 Fics.**

Characters I’ve written that are on this list:

Chibs Telford, Jax Teller, Opie Winston, Happy Lowman

Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Charles Xavier

Crowley, John Winchester, Sam Winchester

Sebastian Stan, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Pratt, Jason Momoa, Mark Sheppard, David Harbour, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Jared Padalecki, Machine Gun Kelly, Henry Cavill

Carter Baizen, Owen Grady, Star Lord, Jimmy Darling, Negan, Bjorn Ironside, Mickey Milkovich, Clark Kent

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Regular = One-Shot

*= Drabble (Under 1k Words)

Italics = Contains Smut

Bold= Series

SOA NO PAIR

The Miserable Six*

CHIBS x READER

Southern Strip Tease

The Costume Debate*

Fear Never Works for a Parent

The Process of Losing Weight*

The First 2 Miles*

Disney Secrets*

Stepping Up – Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6

The Other Costume Debate*

Teller-Telford Pumpkin Picking*

The Santa Mishap*

Stepping Up Again – Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7

Family Matters – Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7

Bikers Don’t Belong in Wyoming – Part 1 / Part 2

What Happens Next – Part 1 / Part 2

Life On The Road – Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Always - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6

Scottish Prince Charming - Part 1 (Continued exclusively on AO3, link at bottom.)

JAX x READER

Fright Night*

Truth or Dare: Redwood Edition*

Running

Found

Half Blood, Whole Heart-

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10

Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14 / Part 15

Part 16 / Part 17 / Part 18 / Part 19 / Part 20

Part 21 / Part 22 / Part 23 / Part 24 / Part 25

Part 26 / Part 27 / Part 28 / Part 29 / Part 30

Part 31 / Part 32 / Part 33 / Epilogue

OPIE x READER

Halloween with the Winston’s*

Pumpkin Carving Contest*

My Hero*

Star Crossed Rivalry - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9

HAPPY x READER

Despacito

BUCKY BARNES x READER

Little Goes to Disney World*

A Puppy For Bucky

Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover

Captain Bucky*

Bucky Goes To Woodstock*

Freaky Friday

Whiskey Lullaby

Forever Young

Double Surprise

S.S. Desperation

Fate – Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

Destiny - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Eternity

Don’t Let Go – Part 1 / Part 2

Other World Love – Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

The Other Winter Soldier – Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Six Limbs- Part 1 / Part 2

The Chef - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Avengers MC - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6

The Cards - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8

I Got You - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8

Goddess I Am - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

Winter Wolf - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14 / Part 15 / Part 16

Fresh Start - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

A Christmas Gift - Part 1

NATASHA ROMANOFF X READER

Small World - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

CHARLES XAVIER x READER

Saving Bucky

Alphas- Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

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darklydeliciousdesires · 1 year

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Also, if it’s not too greedy, #10 screams Chibs or Happy at me👀

It's never too greedy, plus it's you, and you know you get bestie privileges! <3

Smut below the cut, minors DNI!

Hypnosis via the act of getting dicked down.

Dicknosis?

Whatever humorous term you choose to coin it, it doesn't matter. Until you met Happy, you never thought you'd meet a man who'd ever possibly give it so good, he'd render you an utter mindless mess of a woman.

Yeah. Enter Happy Lowman.

He has you lying flat against the bed on your front, one hand clutched at the back of your neck, the other pattering along each column of your spine, fingertips gliding a path of tingles, reading the goose pimple-flecked skin like braille, the message clear. With each slow drag of his cock through your hot, saturated walls, he has you lost to the realms of nirvana, sailing through the constellations that burst behind your closed eyelids, your moans helpless, breathless little exclamations of a woman far gone from anything that isn't him.

“Does that feel good? It’d be a shame if I suddenly stopped.”

Oh, but he's mean with his tease.

"Don't," you begin, a harder thrust shunting your body, Happy slowly retreating once more, teasing your opening with the fullness of his girthy cock, letting it almost slip out, just about keeping you parted. "Please don't stop, Hap. I... I can't... no... please... just..."

He grins at your incoherence, hands moving to trail down your sides, his body flattening against your back, covering you in a blanket of heavily tattooed muscles. "Lemme feel that pretty little pussy gripping on me." Sliding back into you fully, he groans, all sharp gravel at the feel of you tightening around him, moving your hair to kiss the side of your neck. "Yeah, I ain't stopping for shit now, baby."

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dallianceangel · 2 years

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𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐞 🍆😜

Here's another sexy drabble for you 💗 I could have written more but I've got my sister and my niece and nephew staying and I've no space in my bedroom to write which means I write downstairs, so writing smut feels awkward at the moment. I've also given myself the challenge of writing at least one drabble a day, but let's see how long it lasts 🤣🤭

Credits to the owner for the Halloween divider.

♡ Comments, likes and reblogs are highly appreciated ♡

"Of course, I'm fucking angry, Hap. There's a giant hole in our goddamn wall."

This is the last time you'll ever trust your husband to do some home improvements without you being there to guide him. Coming home after an exhausting twelve-hour shift at the hospital, you never expected to find a giant hole in your bedroom wall, but life has a funny way of taking you by surprise. An accidental surprise that you're too infuriated to see the bright side of.

"Come on," your husband replies through the other side of the hole, his mind well and truly in the gutter, but that's to be expected from a man who was once used to having women throwing themselves at him. "It's not as bad as you think."

"Oh, really?" you ask with your arms folded. "What good could possibly come out of this?"

A smirk appears. Unzipping his jeans and pulling down his boxers, his pussy-splitting cock springing free, your eyes widen as you watch him press his body against the wall to allow his cock to enter the accidental glory hole. The sight is enough to make you forgive him. Thank God for that.

You drop to your knees. "I fucking love you, Happy Lowman."

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spaghettificationandpretzels · 2 years

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Oh Faith Healer Come Put Your Hands All Over Me

Thank @darqchilddaydreamz for the inspo for this post.

Sons of Anarchy Masterlist

Can be read as part two of the Give Me Shelter Series or as a stand-alone.

Contains: Angst, hurt/huge comfort, smut (gentle Dom Happy, fingering, body worship, P in V, praise kink). Reader works at an animal shelter, no sadness around animals in mentioned.

2.4K words

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There was a side to Happy few saw and even fewer knew well enough to understand.

Happy stared at his pay for the coke run this month, after this, he'd have at least two million dollars sitting in his safe at home. He knew how you felt about it, "blood money." He can recall when he came home after the first lot when they just got out of Stockton.

"Look what I got little girl."

Your face fell as you saw the wad of money, "is that from the coke?"

He nodded, "you know I love you right?" Happy was worried, "of course, and I love you."

You smiled sadly, "then please don't spend a cent of that on me. I love you and accept you with all my heart but that doesn't mean I need to agree with everything do you. I can't live with myself knowing you spent money from drugs on me."

Happy felt his heart ache, "sure, I get it. Hey, you're cheap to keep anyway, like that elderly hamster you brought home."

You giggled, "don't start with me Mr Lowman, you love Mr Jelly Butt just as much as I do."

Happy laughed, "yeah, I do. I'm going to go out and buy him some organic lettuce with my cocaine cash."

Your laugh, one of his favourite sounds, came pouring out of your mouth, "you spoil him."

Happy was sitting on the picnic table when he got your call, "can you come and get me please?"

Happy knew that tone, it had been a bad day at the animal shelter, "sure little girl, hold tight, I'll be there soon." Happy drove off as fast as he could, coming to see you out front of the shelter, cooing at the kittens in the window, your eyes were red and your face was puffy.

He handed you your helmet and held your hand as you climbed onto the back of his back, burying your face in his back for a moment to collect yourself. "You ok to ride?"

You nodded, "yeah, it's been a long day, I just want to go home." Happy drove back to the house, he could tell that the closer he got, the more trouble you were having keeping yourself together. You lasted till you got into the door before you fell apart, Happy pulled you into his arms and hugged you tightly.

"The grant got denied, I tried so so hard but they said no. I don't know what we're going to do, how can anyone say no to tiny creatures." Happy felt so much rage, God knows how much money he and his brothers had given the shelter, all it took was one look at a tiny face and they were opening their wallets. Kozik was banned from walking in because he already had a house full of animals and Juice was the champion of the foster fail.

"We can have a fundraiser at the next party, the last one got you through the month, didn't it."

You nodded, whipping your face, "you don't need to do that."

Happy grunted, "that's not what I asked, I asked if it would get you through the month."

You smiled softly, "it did."

"Then it's done. Now go and wash up, I'll put on dinner."

You were sitting on the couch with Happy after dinner, his hand holding yours while his thumb ran over the back of your palm, "I like your hands, they're nice."

Happy paused, most people were terrified of what he did with them. "You do, do you? What do you like about them?"

You giggled shyly, "they feel nice, men with soft hands are the ones who reject my grant." It was no secret you didn't like rich people, he liked the way you appreciated his work worn hands.

"We need mechanics, Hap. How else would I be safe enough to bring all the tiny creatures home."

"You're very sweet." You shifted and put your head in his lap, Happy's hands coming to rub out the knots in your back, after a while, your breathing became heavy and you were pushing into his hands.

"You wanna head to the bedroom."

There was a pause, "yes please." Happy stood up and took you with him, his hand wrapping around yours as he walked you into the room. The dog was fast asleep on the bed, Happy scratching his big white head to wake him up before shooing him out of the room.

"Go on buddy, you can come back later." The dog scurried off with a butt wiggle, happy to be able to have the whole couch to himself. Happy took your hands and sat down on the end of the bed, pulling you with him.

"You wanna do something, or do you just want to cuddle."

You smiled softly, "can I decide in a little bit?" Happy nodded and laid down, pulling you into his arms as his lips pressed to your forehead.

"You wanna talk about what happened today?"

You took a few seconds, "I wasn't crying because I was sad, I was crying because I was angry. This asshole showed up in a fucking Bugatti, wearing an Armani suit and this foul perfume. I saw his house key, it was one of those fancy key fobs that open huge front doors on those colossal mansions. He said they didn't have to funds and that we should look elsewhere."

Happy grunted, he could feel the thoughts of murder filling his brain. "He sounds like a dick, how's Tig's lastest foster going?"

You giggled, "the same way the last one went, he's going to have another dog in a few weeks." Happy chuckled, he was convinced you were placing them with animals you knew they wouldn't be able to give up.

He shifted to look at your face, "I'm sorry shit keeps going wrong for you, I know how much you care about those animals."

You sniffed, "I just don't know how people can be so heartless. He had the money."

Happy ran his thumb over your cheek, "my sweet girl, you want me to take your mind off it?" The way he was looking over you made it clear what was on his mind but there was no way he would do anything without you being sure.

"I'd like that." He stood up, taking your hands in his and began to undress you, his hands moving over your skin with gentle brushes. He gave you a soft smile, the love in his heart reaching his eyes in an endearing wrinkle. He lifted your hands to his mouth and kissed each fingertip, stopping at your index finger to run his thumb over the little red pinprick, "one of our new kittens has developed a taste for human meat."

Happy laughed, warm and filled with affection, "a taste for human meat, or just a naughty kitten?"

You giggled, "well, you know cats. If you don't boost their ego, their fluffy little faces get sad."

Happy's hand moved to your face, his fingertips grazing your cheek, "you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." When you went to respond, he raised his other hand, "just let me look after you."

He moved to the bed and fluffed the pillow before waving his arm and directing you to lay down. As you got comfortable, he pressed the back of his hand to the sole of your foot, "you want some socks?"

You shook your head, "I don't think any part of me will be cold for long.

He moved up the bed, settling next to you, propped up on his elbows, his eyes raking over your skin. His vision reached your face and his eyebrows wrinkled, "you're still thinking."

You huffed, "are you going to do something about that?"

He smiled, a little sweet, a little mean, "be good and let me look after you.

"If you keep this up, I'm going to have to break out the big guns and I don't think you want to wait for me to tie all the knots I want to." You took a deep breath and relaxed against the pillows, Happy smiling at the effectiveness of his threat.

He lifted his hand toward you and ran his fingertips from your cheek down your neck. You could feel the callouses on his fingers as he ran them down our chest, Happy chuckling the gasp you let out as his index finger circled your nipple with the gentleness of a man touching an object of worship on an altar.

"Is this what you meant when you said you liked my hands little girl?"

You smiled, "yes, kinda, there's more to it than that."

Happy chuckled, "you can tell me the rest later." You gave a soft nod as his hands moved downwards, he lifted one leg over his hip then ran the other up your thigh while pressing kisses to your neck.

"My good girl, always so wet from me." You exhaled as his fingers made their way through your slit, his thumb coming to rub your clit as he slid two long fingers inside you. You gasped as he pressed his fingertips to your G-spot, his lips moving to yours as he slowly moved his fingers in and out.

You moaned and he kissed you harder, Happy nibbled your lip, not enough to even think about it hurting. "You enjoying yourself pretty girl?"

You moaned, "yes, more please."

Happy grinned, "I can do that." His thumb sped up on your clit, your core felt warm as his lips wrapped around your nipple, his tongue coming out to lick the tip.

You whimpered as you came around his fingers, Happy moved back up and pressed his face to yours, speaking softly into your ear, "good girl. Do you want to keep going or do you want to get some rest."

You could tell Happy was as hard as a rock by the look on his face but he was still thinking of you. "I want more, please."

Happy smiled, "my polite girl, you're so well behaved."

Happy rolled over on top of you with a gentle smirk then lifted your legs and wrapped them around his waist before taking his cock in hand and rubbing it up and down your slit. With a nod from you, he was slipping inside you slowly with a deep groan. He pressed his cheek to yours and started moving his hips in a deliberately grind, dragging his pelvis over your clit with focused ease.

He kissed your face from cheek to cheek then whispered praise his your ear as his hips sped up. The ridges of his cock rubbed your walls in just the right way, the edge fast approaching like an oncoming train, "Happy, please."

Happy pressed a soft kiss to your lips, "I know little girl, I know. I've got you." His hand drifted down to your clit where he pressed in small soft circles, building you up slowly till you were shaking and begging.

"Please Happy, please, I need more."

He chuckled, "my good girl, all you had to do was ask." He sped up, putting his weight on his elbows to get more leverage, before long, you were clenching around him while he grunting into your neck. "Good girl, can you give me another one?" You nodded frantically and Happy doubled down. You dug your nails into his back as you came a second time, Happy painting your walls with warmth as he fell against your chest.

He lifted his head and pressed a kiss to your forehead, "you feeling better now?"

You nodded, "much, thank you." He smiled, "no need to thank me little girl. I'm gonna get something to clean you up, you relax." You nestled into the pillows while Happy fussed in the bathroom, coming back soon after with a damp, wet cloth to wipe you over. When that was done, he climbed into bed next to your and took your hand in his.

You ran your thumb over his fingers, Happy smiling, "you really do like my hands, don't you?"

You nodded, "I do, they make me feel safe." His eyes went wide, a rare thing for him.

"How's that?"

You shook your head softly, "I know what you do for a living Hap, and yet I know you'd never hurt anything or anyone that can't fight back. I know no matter how bad the run is, you'll always come home and be soft with me."

Happy smiled sadly, "I don't know what I ever did to deserve you."

You huffed, "you got under a filthy house and helped me save some kittens."

He pressed another kiss to your forehead, "I love you so much."

You lifted your head and kissed his lips, "I love you too."

You walked into work the next day, ready to try and find a cheap solution to the falling ceiling only to be greeted by everyone crowded around a small cardboard box. You shook your head, the shelter couldn't really afford another animal but you'd find a place for whatever it was. Except, when you got closer you saw it wasn't an animal, it was a box of money.

"How much is there?"

You were so shocked that it didn't feel real, "three mill plus, there was a note but no name."

"I think you could make better use of this."

You rubbed your face, "has someone counted this yet?"

They shook their heads, "alright, four of you do that while Cindy and I lodge the paperwork for an anonymous cash donation. We can fix our ceiling, build that new OR and fix the dog kennels."

Once the paperwork was done, you returned to one of the staff in tears, "there's four million dollars here, do you have any idea who did this?"

You shook your head, "no idea. We better call the builders."

The moment you had a free second, you called Happy, "you have no idea what happended this morning, someone dropped four million in cash off in a box at our door. We're in the middle of arranging how we're going to spend it."

Jax who was sitting next to Happy, gave his friend a smile, "that's good to hear little girl, if you need some hands we're happy to help."

He hung up before too long, wishing you good luck with all the new additions. Jax turned to him with a smirk, "are you ever going to tell her where it came from?"

Happy shook his head, "no, she doesn't like it when I hurt people on her behalf and she hates it when I bring up the coke money."

Jax huffed, "the dude had it coming, who keeps that much money in cash in such a big house. He was asking to have it taken, especially since he's an asshole."

Happy smiled, more to himself than Jax, "Juice better get ready, he'll be taking in a lot more tiny creatures now."

Fin

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eternalmikaelson · 7 years

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Prompt List of Sarcasm [2]

Prompt List of Sarcasm: One

“I just know something bad is going to happen.”

“You don’t look like an angel.”

“This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.”

“Don’t talk. Please.”

“I’ll make my own decisions, thank you.”

“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.”

“Thank you, Captain Obvious.”

“Whoop! Whoop! Over-reaction alert!”

“It’s so ugly... I LOVE IT!”

“You lucky bastard.”

“We’re young. We’re fine. Let’s do some damage.”

“Who’s the bitch now, bitch?”

“I picked a helluva a day to quit drinking.”

“What’s that? Your stripper money?”

“Don’t you just hate those things you say that make you feel really blonde?”

“When I say problem, I mean global crisis.”

“Well, you don’t need to be snarky about.”

“If KARMA doesn’t hit you, I’ll do it.”

“Did you just fall?” “No, I attacked the floor.” “Backwards?” “I’m freaking talented!”

“Of course I can see you. I’m not blind you know.”

“The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.”

“Life is too short to wear boring clothes.”

“You throw punches, I throw insults.”

“Wow, I wish I could speak whale.”

“Sometimes I forget my middle name.”

“Let me just pound your head into the cement quick.”

“Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.”

“I love the way your foul little mind works.”

“Haha, made you look.”

“Have you ever tried to run in heels?”

“Oh honey, I have a fake laugh with your name written all over it.”

“That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard come out of your mouth.”

“All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.”

“Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.”

“Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case, they are nothing.”

“How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open.”

“I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

“Well aren’t we just a freakin’ ray of sunshine.”

“I’m the dumbest smart person you’ll ever meet.”

“You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.”

“Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?”

“I could do that, but I won’t.”

“How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night...”

“You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me.”

“Oh, honey, don’t feel bad. There’s a lot of people out there who don’t have talent!”

“I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?”

“Sorry... I wasn’t born with a filter.”

“At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face.”

“I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.”

“People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.”

“You grow on people, but so does cancer.”

“It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.”

“Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.”

“If I throw a stick, will you leave?”

“Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.”

“And that’s why women living longer.”

“Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.”

“I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.”

“If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder, it would be an apocalypse!”

“This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.”

“Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?”

“I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?”

“Don’t let your mind wander, it’s far too small to be let out on it’s own.”

“Don’t you realize that there are already enough people to hate in the world without you putting in so much effort to give us another?”

“I don’t know what makes you some dumb but it really works.”

“Don’t thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.”

“I’m impressed. I’ve never met such a small mind inside a big head before.”

“You are not as bad as people say. You are much, much worse.”

“Please keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.”

“What do I say?” “I hear “hello” is really popular.”

“My ex had one very annoying habit. Breathing.”

“Please don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to myself.”

“You did what with who for how many muffins?”

“Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.”

“I’m still drunk from last night.”

“I’m sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.”

“Zombies ear brains. You’re safe.”

“If only closed minds came with closed mouths.”

“I’d agree with you, but then we’d bot be wrong.”

“Babe, if a woman tell you “You’re right” that’s called sarcasm.”

“Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.”

“There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.”

“I want to say I’m hear to listen to your problems, but I’m not a therapist and I don’t like you.”

“Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same times?”

“I’m actually not funny. I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.”

“Oh, you don’t like me? Well have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.”

“I’m sorry I slapped you... But you didn’t seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.”

“It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced ‘haha fuck you’.”

“I’m not jealous, I just don’t like the bitch.”

“Wanna see how far my six inch heel can go up your ass?”

“Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.”

“You look like something I drew with my left/right hand.”

“Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.”

“I’ve got a good heart but this mouth...”

“I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”

“I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.”

“If you don’t like me and still watch everything I do, BITCH YOU ARE A FAN.”

“Sweetie, I’m gonna need you to put those few remaining brain cells together and work with me here, okay?”

“Have you ever had those days when you are holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinata.”

“The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.”

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