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Sugawara: Did it hurt? When I told you to Google it and I was right?
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simpingbae · 3 years
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Hurt Wrists...
Daishou: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Kuroo: Yes.
Daishou: I was hula hooping. Mika and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Kuroo: Oh my gawd-
Daishou: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle...
Kuroo: Why are tou telling me this?
Daishou: *Smirks*
Daishou: Because no one... will ever believe you.
Daishou: *Deletes pictures and all evidence*
Kuroo: No... no!
Kuroo: ...You sick son of a bitch.
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heyhateme · 4 years
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Can we just stop for a second and enjoy their bromance
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KageHina Dealing With Feelings (or not)
Kageyama: *running* You can't catch me gay thoughts~
Hinata: But I can jump!
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teeny-sun · 3 years
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hinata, running at full speed, screaming: kAGEYAAAMAAAAAAAAAAA
tsukki, annoyed: oh great, here comes your boyfriend
kageyama, dreamily: yeah... he’s so loud :^)))
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Tsukishima: No, it's too dangerous for you to go alone. Here, take this. Yamaguchi: Yamaguchi: You’re just holding out your hand...
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Kenma: This is awful.
Kuroo: What are you talking about? You love it here!
Kenma: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.
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Sugawara, texting: Please bring home purified water with no minerals. You hear me? NO MINERALS added for taste. NONE
Daichi, texting: I got spring water
Sugawara: NO
Daichi: with EXTRA minerals
Daichi: it’s like licking a stalagmite
Sugawara: DONT COME HOME
Daichi: mmmmhh cave water
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Akaashi, texting Tsukishima: Please come save me, I just walked into a party and someone yelled dibs
Bokuto, also texting Tsukishima: HELF IM DRUNK AND A HOT BOY WLAKED INTO THE PARTY NDA I YELLED DIBS
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Atsumu, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Osamu, pulling out an UNO card: +4
Suna, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you
Kita: What are you playing?
Aran: my nerves
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[Asking Haikyuu characters what makes them happy]
Hinata: Volleyball
Kageyama: Volleyball
Kenma: Video games
Akaashi: Inner Peace
Bokuto: Akaashi
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The shiratorizawa boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
Ushijima: We have food at home.
Tendo, muttering: i hate this fucking team.
The nekoma boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
Kuroo: [pulls into the drivethrough]
the boys: [cheering]
Kuroo: one black coffee please.
the fukurodani boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
Bokuto: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
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Nishinoya: The eagles won last night
Asahi: Oh, did you watch the game?
Nishinoya: *covered in blood and scratches* What game?
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