She didn’t know how to express what she was thinking: you could miss someone in a distant, far off way, or you could miss them viscerally, wake up imagining their smell.
Sheila Sundar, Habitations
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do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
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Somebody rescue Tim. He's seen too much.
You do NOT have permission to repost my art.
Meme reference under cut:
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The other gods: Hades is the king of the dead, he is bad, he was definitely the one who did it all
Hades: hi guys, sorry for the tortuous path it takes to get to my house, would you like some pomegranate juice? A snack?
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i kinda imagine superman subconsciously floating when he sleeps somewhere he's most comfortable and feel safe in. and one of those places is a guest room in wayne manor lol
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Even without love, a betrayal still hurt.
Sheila Sundar, Habitations
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had a category 5 lesbian moment looping midwest princess for the past couple hours so i drew some stills from this vid
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btw mutuals every time i see yall in my notifs i do this motion as a means to express my joy at a mutual enjoyment of content
its instinctual at this point
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she is so unspeakably lovely.
hello little monster, now bound to my soul. do not worry or be afraid. of course i will cradle you with gentle hands
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