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Burning Iron and Honey Sweet Promises: Chapter One
Fae AU. Tntduo.
Wilbur is a witch born in a village of fae hunters. One day, his father and brother brings back the Unseelie King.
Eight of Swords. The Tower. Death.
Past. Present. Future.
A simple three card tarot spread.
One of the more common and well-known tarot card spreads.
His past – the Eight of Swords. A tarot card that embodied restriction, imprisonment. Being trapped between a rock and a hard place, with no resolution available. It could mean anything from an unfulfilling job to an abusive and toxic relationship. While it wasn’t always a good card, in the past position it made Wilbur feel at least a little settled. All of that was his past, he no longer needed to be worried about it.
His present – The Tower. A tarot card that symbolized the unexpected, upheaval, massive change, destruction, and chaos. It could mean anything from financial or relationship problems, to natural disasters and death. Now, The Tower could also have positive meanings – it wasn’t all pain and turmoil. It could technically also be a card of spiritual awakening or revelation. Wilbur doubted it.
His future – Death. A tarot card that represented change, transitions, transformations, and endings. The Death card symbolized getting rid of that which no longer served you, clearing away limiting factors to door to a more satisfying experience of life. However, literal death wasn’t completely off the table, and with the cards he had laid out in front of him, Wilbur wasn’t ruling out any of the possibilities when The Tower was involved.
Wilbur hadn’t been given the opportunity to ruminant on the cards for very long, as he heard commotion from outside his house. He tried to gather up his cards, but his peace was disturbed by a loud bang as his door slammed open, followed by thundering footsteps. Technoblade, his brother, through open the kitchen door, covered in blood of red and gold, clearly injured.
“Lapis, get your cloak and mask on! Now” Techno snapped.
Wilbur frowned, “Your injuries—”
“Now!”
Before Wilbur could reply or continue what he had wanted to say, Technoblade quickly reached for Wilbur’s cloak on the other side of the kitchen bench. Wilbur sighed and pulled up his face scarf before he secured his mask over his eyes. He had always hated the masks his father forced him to wear – they had a thin fabric that obscured his eyes, but frustrated Wilbur to no end. He could still see, but everything was slightly tinted. Technoblade tossed the cloak around his shoulders and fastened it, while Wilbur replaced his gloves. As soon as Technoblade stepped back, Wilbur knew he had turned into a simple blob of brown and tans, nothing of interest.
“Can I tend to your wounds now, Gold?” Wilbur asked his brother with venom laced words.
“Keep quiet, Lapis!” Techno hissed, a slight edge to his tone.
Wilbur rolled his eyes at that and went to retort, but he was once again interrupted – this time by a screech. Multiple people yelled and called out as something screeched and hissed at them. This was accompanied by the sound of crashes and metal as it clanked against other metal, furious and frenzied. Technoblade immediately pushed Wilbur behind him and drew his sword as the sounds pulled closer and closer. But the sounds weren’t coming from inside the house, instead it came from the kitchen window. So, in all his curiosity and concern, Wilbur rushed forward to the window to take a peek.
In that moment Wilbur finally understood what people meant when they said the fae were inhumanely beautiful.
Phil was accompanied by a group of men – nearly every hunter in the village – and each of them held onto a separate chain that connected to their prisoner. The fae was bound by its wrist and ankles with fic metal cuffs, which rendered its long, red coated talons unless. its wings of black, gray, and white feathers were tied with chains. They even had a collar sat heavy on its neck, which showed signs of burning where it touched the fae’s skin. All tools of cold iron Wilbur had blessed the last new moon. A cloth gag had been shoved into its mouth, tied tightly around its head, and Wilbur was almost certain a rock or knot had been added to make the gag more effective.
The fae struggled despite the heavy bonds and deadly weapons that surrounded it. It glared defiantly into the eyes of the hunters around it with the eye that wasn’t covered by golden blood. It was almost impressive, how much effort it forced the hunters to use, even though it clearly should have suffered from iron sickness at that point. When it settled his gaze on Wilbur, the witch felt himself freeze under that stare. But Technoblade finally caught up with Wilbur and pulled him back, away from the window and the fae’s sight.
“What were you thinking?!” Technoblade snapped.
Wilbur glared at him, despite his brother being unable to see it, “What I was thinking was that you were murdering some kind of animal out there! What the fuck are you doing? Why is there a fae in our village? And why aren’t you at the healers?”
“The healers are busy right now – I’m not the only one who was injured, I’m just the one who isn’t dying,” Technoblade explained with a sigh, “And that fae is the key to saving everyone.”
“What do you mean ‘the key to saving everyone’? Because from my vantage point, it looked kind of murderous— sit down. If you’re not going to the healer, then I will do it” Wilbur said as he rummaged through the healing supplies, “At least I know where mom is now. I thought the ritual preparations were taking too long.”
“Right, the new moon isn’t too far away. We really need more supplies after that whole fight” Technoblade hissed as Wilbur disinfected a cut on his face.
“How powerful was this thing?” Wilbur said as he grabbed one of the salves.
Before Technoblade could answer that question, they both heard the sound of the front door opening. His brother jolted, moved to his feet immediately to stand at attention, which caused Wilbur to give him an unseen eye roll as his father walked into home. He looked disheveled, coated in red and gold, with clothes torn to shreds. He gave Technoblade a gesture, and the latter fell at ease back into his seat, which Wilbur took as permission to keep treatment. Phil glanced around the room with a frown.
“Where is your mother?” Phil asked.
Wilbur sighed, “Busy at the healers, by the looks of things. What is going on?”
“We captured the Unseelie King.”
Wilbur nearly dropped what he was holding, “That was the King of the Unseelie Court? Are you insane?!”
“This is the opportunity of a lifetime – with the Unseelie King at our mercy we can potentially save humanity from the threat of fae forever. No one will have to live in fear anymore” Phil explained.
“How exactly did you get to that conclusion?” Wilbur questioned.
“We can make a deal of some kind. Force their hand so they can’t leave their realm or stop them from being able to harm anyone” Phil continued.
“Is this a good idea?” Wilbur asked his cards as he shuffled the deck.
“Lapis—”
“Oh, that’s a big yikes right there” Wilbur held up the card he had drawn, “Ten of Swords.”
Phil dropped his weapons down with a loud thud, “Lapis!”
And the room fell into a tense silence.
“Sorry,” Wilbur muttered after a moment.
“Gold and I will handle anything related to the Unseelie King” Phil sat down at the bench, “No real names, we don’t know how good its hearing is and we can’t risk it. That means no removing the cloak and mask unless absolutely necessary. No going anywhere near the cellar.”
“What about the new moon ritual?” Wilbur asked.
Phil sighed, “You wear a cloak to the ritual circle and back. A heavy one. Fae can sense magical energy; we’re not giving any of them the chance to get a feel of yours. No going anywhere near the cellar.”
“Oh, of course,” Wilbur gathered his cards, “Stay away from the fae.”
The cellar doors were cold iron, heavily bound by iron chains. Around it was a line of black salt, highly protective salt that could only be made by witches. Above the doors were bundles of primroses, rowan wood twigs, and a St. John’s wort. There wasn’t any way a fae could enter or leave the cellar. The iron would burn their fingers, and the salt would stop and magic or enchantments, so they couldn’t use that to open the door. The other items also worked, but in between the iron and salt, Wilbur thought they were just a touch excessive.
The Devil. The Tower. Ten of Swords.
Those were the cards that had forced Wilbur to stand before the cellar door in the middle of the night. Three cards that had answered the question “what would happen if the Unseelie King died?” in the most terrifying way possible. So, there he was, a stolen key in one hand, an unlit lantern in the other, with a bag of salves, balms, tonics and food slung over his shoulder. All because he knew he couldn’t let the fae fall to his injuries.
The cellar door didn’t creek when it opened – a sign that it had been well maintained. Despite the fact that it worked in his favor, Wilbur could help but think that it would have been better if Phil had let the doors develop a creek. It would’ve made it even harder for the fae to be sneaky. It didn’t matter, because that wasn’t the hard part. The witch descended the ladder, slowly and carefully, too afraid to light the lantern where it could be seen by one of the other hunters. When he reached the bottom, he finally lit the lantern before he unlocked the last two doors that separated him from the King of the Unseelie Court.
The King of the Unseelie Court made an unsettling, yet beautiful sight.
A large cage stood proud in the center of the room; a ring of salt made a boundary line around it. The Unseelie King was chained up inside the cage, its hands bound above its head with only the slightest bit of slack in the chains. An iron collar attached its throat to the bottom of the cage, along with chains around its ankles. Its wings were no longer bound, but the bottom feather looked hacked – someone had clipped them. In the flickering lantern light, with the gold and red blood that coated its skin, it looked feral yet ethereal. It stared directly at Wilbur, one eye shut from the blood, but no less intimidating.
There was no mistaking what court it ruled over. The fae was donned in a bright crimson undershirt, with poet sleeves, and a lacy black vest that still looked nice despite the tears. It had sleek black pants tucked into black boots, and it was covered head to toe in damaged red and purple crystals. It wore no crown, but it was obvious to anyone who looked at it that they gazed upon the King of the Unseelie Court. There was just something in the way that it carried itself that, in the way it looked at you, that made it clear you were beneath it.
The witch stood frozen under his gaze, keenly aware of just how many rules he had broken in that moment. Keenly aware of just how many more rules he was about to break. Wilbur took a deep breath, then slowly made his way closer to the fae. He would be fine, with the cloak, mask, and gloves, not a single sliver of skin was showing. The Unseelie fae wouldn’t have much leverage on Wilbur and wouldn’t be able to gain anyway. So long as kept the rules in mind all the rules of fae etiquette, even the King of the Unseelie Court wouldn’t be able to do anything.
As soon as he stood outside of the salt ring, Wilbur felt himself once again frozen in place. Slowly, he unlocked the cage door with the key, eyes trained on the fae in front of him at all times. The fae watched as well, him with its head slightly tilted like a curious bird. Not that he couldn’t blame the Unseelie fae, he must have made quite the confusing sight all things considered. With only a slight shake in his hands, he slowly reached up to the gag.
“If I remove this gag, you won’t yell or scream or try any enchantments, alright?” Wilbur whispered, “No funny business. Deal?”
The fae huffed out a breath through its nose but nodded.
The air shifted, and Wilbur cringed when he realized what that funny sensation that settled over him was – he had just made a deal.
Wilbur removed the gag and the fae immediately spat, “Ugh. Do you wash your gags? That shit is disgusting!”
“Look, I’m going to heal you, so just keep still” Wilbur asked.
The fae leaned forward slightly, “Oh? Heal me? Let me guess, you want me in tip-top shape before you torture me? Just know that things probably won’t turn out well for you.”
“What? No, no one is torturing you or whatever the fuck you think is going on” Wilbur settled the lantern down, before he rummaged through his supplies.
“Right, right. You’re just a hunter looking out for me because of your sense of altruism” The Unseelie King laughed without humor and looked away.
Wilbur ignored that comment and, with great reluctance, removed his gloves. Afterwards, he dipped a rag in a container he had filled with a mixture of water and vinegar to clean and disinfect the fae’s wounds. He rinsed out the rag of excess liquid, before he started with the fae’s face. The Unseelie King remained silent and unflinching throughout the ordeal, and Wilbur tried not to fidget unnecessarily under its unflinching stare. When he finished with the fae’s face, Wilbur’s face warmed as he realized he would have to undo the fae’s shirt to reach the rest of his injuries.
“Something wrong, healer?” The fae smirked.
“No, nothing” Wilbur rushed out as he raised his hands to proceed, “Just lost in thought.”
“Oh, really?” The fae asked with a suggestive tone, “While looking at my chest?”
“Not like that! This is just… kind of unfamiliar territory for me” Wilbur admitted.
The fae leaned back slightly, “I thought you were a healer?”
“I am! I mean… I just usually only heal my brother… and occasionally my father. This is different” Wilbur explained.
The fae was silent after that, but Wilbur felt the way he stared directly into his soul. He ignored it, the witch had one task, and he would finish it sooner if he stopped conversing with the fae. When he finally finished cleaning the fae’s wounds, he returned to his satchel and browsed through the salves until he found the one he needed. With a little victorious hum, he opened the jar and began to apply the salve to the fae’s wounds.
As soon as his fingers touched the fae’s chest, Wilbur felt something rush through him. A warm and pleasant sensation, that slowly traveled from his fingertips to his arms to his chest. At first Wilbur thought that perhaps the fae had decided to cast his own magic on the witch, but he quickly ruled that out. The feeling didn’t really do anything or make him feel anything other than warm. So, Wilbur chalked it up to the fact that previously the only people he had touched in such a way had been his brother and father. Of course he’d be weird about treating a fae.
“You’re Emerald’s child, aren’t you?”
Wilbur looked up at the fae, “What?”
“You’re Emerald’s child. I noticed you in the window earlier” the fae explained, “I was confused when I saw you at first, then I thought if you were a healer, you were just making a house call. But now I know you’re his son.”
“I have food” Wilbur started as panic began to set in, “And if you want a single bite of it, you have to swear that you will not tell anyone that this happened. You won’t tell anyone I snuck down here. You won’t tell anyone I healed you. You won’t tell anyone I talked to you. And you won’t tell anyone I fed you. Understood?”
“I’ll accept your deal” the fae answered after it mused on it for a bit.
Power settled over Wilbur once more and he sighed, “Good.”
“You’re gentle.”
At Wilbur’s confused hum the fae elaborated, “Your hands are gentle. I hadn’t been expecting that.”
“Oh. Is it bad?” Wilbur asked.
“It’s nice…” the fae sighed.
“Good, that’s good” Wilbur returned to the injury on the fae’s face, “Now, I don’t know if I’ll be able to save your eye.”
“Yeah, I had little hope for that one – one of the hunter’s blessed weapons got me there” the fae slightly leaned into Wilbur’s touch.
Wilbur’s stomach dropped a little, “Which one?”
“I didn’t really notice; I was busy fighting for my life” the fae answered.
Wilbur frowned at that. He wasn’t sure where the sudden pit of guilt inside him had come from, he knew what the weapons he and his mother blessed were for. But to see the results of something that he might have created left a sense of shame and horror. The witch tried to reassure himself as he continued his treatment – the fae were evil, and a little scarring was nothing compared to all the pain and anguish they had caused humanity for centuries. That line of thinking didn’t make it better, though.
Wilbur stepped back when he finished, “I can’t bandage your face without giving everything away, but I can bandage your chest, alright?”
“That should be fine” the fae sighed, “So, what do I call you?”
“I thought I said no funny business” Wilbur commented as he fetched the bandages from his bag.
“I’m not asking for your True Name; I’m asking for your hunter’s alias. I’m assuming everyone in this village has one, since they’re dedicated to the extermination of my kind” the fae shifted so that Wilbur would actually be able to wrap bandages around him, “You’re clearly taking a risk for me. It feels rude to just call you ‘healer’, as if you’re nothing more than that.”
Wilbur paused at that, “Lapis Lazuli. Lapis for short.”
“Lapis. Pretty name” the fae commented, “You can call me Q.”
“Q?”
“A nickname of sorts – a half-fae I know started calling me ‘Big Q’ and it kind of stuck” Q explained, “What pronouns do you use?”
“Pardon?”
“Pronouns – he/him? She/her? They/them? Some combination? Come on, I don’t feel like being a dick to the only person willing to heal me.”
“Oh” Wilbur tried to remember if there was any reason why he shouldn’t reveal that to the fae, “He/him I guess…”
“Alright, same” The Unseelie fae hummed.
Wilbur felt confused. All his life, his father had kept him far away from the fae – for good reason. They were dangerous creatures, and there was no better prize to a fae than a hunter's child. Whether to keep as some kind of sick trophy, or to force into a lifetime of servitude, the fae had a record of seeking out the children of fae hunters more than any other group. Yet Wilbur managed to hold a civil conversation with one, and had touched one without falling to harm. The fae even wanted to go out of its… out of his way to show Wilbur respect, as an acknowledgement of his effort. It went against so much of what the witch had been taught.
“I’m going to be honest, I couldn’t get much in terms of food – it would be too noticeable if suddenly an entire meal worth of food went missing – but I tried to get stuff I heard fae made deals for” Wilbur pulled a jar of different fruits, “I heard fae liked sweet things and fruit.”
“Some fae do. Honey is best, but for fae based on certain animal species fruit can work'' Q explained.
Wilbur looked up at him, “Are you one of them?”
“Anything is better than starving to death” Q replied.
“So that’s a no” Wilbur frowned, though the other couldn’t see.
“I’m a shrike fae – a fae based on a carnivorous species of songbird. But I can eat fruit, and it will provide me with more strength than starving would” Q countered.
Wilbur nodded, “Right. Except that carnivorous fae tend to get stronger from blood, and in order to feed you I’m going to have to put my fingers right in front of your mouth.”
“I won’t bite you” Q said, “At least, not without your permission.”
“What is that supposed to mean?” Wilbur backed up a bit, wishing he had brought more than just his boline down with him.
But the fae just laughed a little, “Sorry, I wasn’t trying to add a loophole. I was trying to be flirty. Guess I should have realized it could’ve been taken as a threat.”
“And why would you want to flirt with me?” Wilbur continued.
Check. Mate. The fae could try to use his words to endear himself to Wilbur, but the witch wasn’t fooled. He wasn’t going to free the Unseelie King just because of one flirty remark. And now Q would either admit it or remain silent and refuse to acknowledge the question. Regardless of what he did, Wilbur would be proven right. Maybe he could even use the fact that the fae had tried to manipulate him against him. It could make for some decent leverage.
“You’re fearless” Q started, “Not many people who know as much about the fae as you do would say half the shit you have to a king. You’re kind and gentle. You’re the only one here who hasn’t treated me like a thing. But maybe it’s just the blood loss and iron sickness making me think that flirting is appropriate.”
That hadn’t been what Wilbur had expected. Worse, Wilbur hadn’t predicted that the Q’s words would resonate with him. Still, that didn’t mean anything – fae were well known for how they played with the truth, unable to lie but masters of deception. He didn’t mention that the flirtation had been anything more than just flirting, but that didn’t mean the witch should accept that at face value. Especially when the fae he spoke to was a member of the Unseelie Court. They were far less honorable and far more devious than Seelie fae.
“I’m telling you now, I’m not going to fall for this. I’m not freeing you, you’re not getting out of here” Wilbur snapped.
The fae paused, head cocked and eye bearing right into Wilbur, “Do you think that I am tricking you because I am a fae? Or is it because you can’t imagine I’d be interested in you beyond how you could serve me?”
Wilbur huffed and pulled out an apple slice before he shoved it in front Q’s face. The smile the Unseelie fae gave him was full of haughty amusement, but he refrained from commenting. Instead, he opened his mouth and slowly leaned forward to bite into the apple. The witch realized rather quick that the fae intentionally took slow, small bites out of each piece of fruit. Though he didn’t know if it was because the fae just wanted to draw it out, or if he just wanted to mess with Wilbur a bit. Every time Q’s lips brushed against Wilbur’s fingers, he felt the same warmth return, though it felt slightly more intense.
“That’s the last of the fruit” Wilbur looked away from the fae, “I have an elixir for you to drink as well, then I’ll leave.”
Q nodded, “Alright.”
The witch opened the bottle of medical elixir and raised the bottle to the Unseelie King’s lips. Wilbur tried to keep the bottle from spilling the drink all over the fae, but other than that he just wanted to finish up so he could leave the cellar and never have to think about the fae ever again. The longer he lingered, the higher the chance of him getting caught. As terrified as he was of the fae, Wilbur knew his life would be over if his father caught him anywhere near the cellar, let alone inside and talking with the fae.
As soon as Wilbur was certain he had done everything he could to keep the fae alive – at least through the night – the witch left the cellar and the fae inside.
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