if you ever want to pick out your deepest flaws then just imagine yourself as a disco character. it wrecks your ego like nothing else

high as fuck thinking about disco elysium

that music rings out inside of my heart every day

high as fuck thinking about disco elysium

high as fuck thinking about disco elysium

pet store hire me. hire me pet store. hire me

everyone yelling at me bc of my car and telling me to get a job girl i GET ITTTTT but we live in the worst timeline and nobody wants me!!!!!

laying down after being out >>>>>>>>>>>>

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

car needs to get replaced 💪💪💪💪 help

MERCY IS USELESS AGAIN 🎉🎉🎉🎉

DIFFERENT WOMEN'S BODY TYPES SHOULD BE REPRESENTED NOT BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM HOT OR SEXY OR WANT THEM TO STEP ON YOU BUT BECAUSE THEYRE NORMAL RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANT A BUFF WOMAN TO THROW YOU SHUT UPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAHHHH

idk why everyone is such a fan of the movie it explained nothing and nothing happened the whole time and i got nothing from it and nothing about the characters changed at all but it made me want to read the book so i have a copy of dune on my phone now and im devouring it bc the book is GOOD

me: hey how much time has passed

my friend, weary: six months.

the entire group: *erupting into shock and horror*

dune 2 is insane and i don’t mean that in a positive way

they just didn’t tell us what was happening EVER and i had a friend there who had read dune and it was LOSING IT the whole time. we cut from one scene and it was like “three months just passed” in shock and horror and we all lost our minds because there was NO indication of a time skip

dune 2 is insane and i don’t mean that in a positive way

Harpy eagle By: Unknown photographer From: Disney's Wonderful World of Knowledge 1971

Body of Eve🐍

all of my irl friends have started saying “as written” to each other bc of fucking dune 😭

oh shit i forgot to tell tumblr. i turned 21 today 😭