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creekfrog · 2 years

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after the disaster that was the goldfinch movie media can never burn me again i’m impenetrable

#good bad movie

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dafukdidiwatch · 4 years

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VelociPaster

Sometimes you have a vision that you need to bring into this world, no matter what it takes

I’m not even going to bother with a fucking overview this shit is already wild enough. Literally like a minute and a half in I’m already blown away by how wonderfully awful they made this movie. And don’t you dare convince me otherwise. There are movies where they tried so hard to be good that it sucks ass. THIS movie tries VERY HARD to be bad but in the “no look we’re trying to be good see lol” kind of way. It is setup like a satire, but of what I have no idea. Bad movies I guess. Or the “so bad it’s good” genre.

I don’t even know where to even begin. To many wonderful things to point out like, the fact that their montages is just the same shot over and over again just starting at different angles. The fact that all outside scenes were obviously made in someone’s backyard, watching him travel through China in a midwestern wood. The fact that they used up their entire budget on the ONE semi-decent special effect and it wasn’t even the dinosaur. The fact that they literally had the “insert burning car here” caption in the movie. The fact that any and all people in background fights were moving in the “fighting character screen-saver” mode. And this is just some of the shit that I can remember. There is a lot more that I know, and a HELL of a lot more I probably forgot.

But we can’t continue this movie without our lovely list of characters such as

Pastor Doug

Pastor Doug’s only Pastor Friend

Hooker Doctor Lawyer

Freddie Mermaid: Swimming in Bitches

Wei Chang: The Chinese Christian Ninja

The Ninjas

That one random TMNT skateboarder

Aurelio Voltaire

Yeah, no idea how the FUCK they got Voltaire in this movie. And it wasn’t like a cameo role two bit 5 minute slot either. He was an actual secondary character specialty exorcist to try and banish the dinosaur from within. I have to at least give this movie credit that they let Voltaire keep his aesthetic in his role. He certainly fit the bill.

This movie feels a lot like “Fuck It.” Like they obviously didn’t have the budget to make it professional, so they decided to make the movie anyway and poke fun at itself along the way. In the middle of meeting Voltaire we get a Vietnam flashback with the old Pastor Friend guy who all they did was literally dye his hair blond. Then later they have a ninja having a flashback for similar reasons!

It’s just, bad. But they knew it was so they owned up to it. The cheep effects, the exaggerated characters. There were lines that just killed me watching this because they would have worked if the movie was good! My favorite one by far is:

“I don’t know much about God”

“I don’t know much about dinosaurs”

That shit still cracks me up!

This movie is not good. No way in hell is it good. But it was funny. It’s like a “spot what’s wrong” as a movie. It has a plot, it has beats, it has the semblance of a story, it’s just weird and low-budget as hell! Basically, the director says it all, “ The movie is made to be fun, and anybody looking for deeper meaning in the man-turns-into-a-dinosaur genre is probably on a fool's errand.“

#dafukblog #dafuking films #week 30 movie #velocipastor #the velocipastor #velociraptor #pastor #dinosaur priest #dinosaur #good bad movie

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nitrateglow · 5 years

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You know, I never necessarily recommend my favorite movies to people, because tastes vary so much. I mean, I loved The Favourite, but I know better than to try to show it to my grandparents.

However, Midnight Ride is the exception. Just about every person I befriend, I get them to watch it at some point. It’s just-- such a masterpiece of cinema. It enriches the lives of all who are exposed to it.

#midnight ride #guilty pleasure #good bad movie

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lesbianspeedy · 3 years

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the best movie genre is heists where everything goes slightly wrong but in the last 10 minutes they show in flashbacks that actually everything was planned and they meant to break every bone in their body then go to prison or whatever

#i’m not kidding that’s the GOOD SHIT right there #‘now you see me is bad’ FUCK YOU #the only bad thing about those movies is that the sequel isn’t called now you don’t #hi this is at 15k notes now i just want to say I GET IT I GET IT I GET IT I GET IT ITS LEVERAGE I GET IT #GLAD Y'ALL ENJOY THAT SHOW HAVE A GOOD TIME BUT I GET IT I GET IT I GET IT

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emilysobservatory · 3 years

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“ Second star to the right … And straight on ‘til morning. ”

#star trek tos #spirk #spock #kirk #the og otp #i hate the jjabrams movies with a fiery passion this isnt about them #a while back i binged the entire original series & all its movies (yes ALL of them even the bad ones)#and boy what an emotional journey for these two #so i kinda wanted to just do a little series of drawings cataloging their personal journey #how they change each other and change through each other #all the way from odd couple to old married couple #and the various deaths and rebirths in between #i highly recommend watching it all if you haven't #join them and go where no one has gone before #into the most charged cosmic depths of G A Y S P A C E #(i love it there)#anyway posting this now bc u guys validated me by liking my silly kirby/tos crossover #(p.s. i called some of the tos movies bad but there are air quotes around that)#(like YES they are objectively bad pieces of Cinema but also YES they are iconic and essential and Good in that specific campy tos way)#(even the quote-unquote worst tos movie -- you know the one -- is better than any of the abrams movies at the end of the day)#((i need that director man to stop getting employed jfc like nepotism will you never cease))#((((sorry ive missed tags since using twitter so im goin ham on them now))))

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mkzmerryfriend · 2 years

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Okay I’m not Asian and I’m not a child of Asian parents, but I fully started crying at “I see you Meimei. You try to make everyone happy, but you are so hard on yourself. And if I taught you that… I’m sorry.”

Because to be able to hear that from your mom, the person you’ve spent your life trying to make proud of you, is so validating.

#like I had good parents and I grew up rather problem free #but I definitely got a little fucked up along the way #because my mom wasn’t raised by her parents and she took a lot of things from the Mexican woman that did raise her #and I spent a lot of my childhood trying to be perfect and feeling absolutely horrible whenever I slipped up #I hid a lot of my life from my parents because I thought they wouldn’t approve of the things I liked #and then whenever I would admit that my mom would attempt to make me feel better by saying why would you think that #and that would make me feel stupid #so I hid again #because that’s what you do to keep yourself safe from bad feelings as a child #oh and also because ur a child who grew up thinking you had to fix your feelings instead of feeling them #that’s also an issue #lmao anyway #I really enjoyed this movie #turning red

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makohjey-moved · 2 years

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in his villain era

#i would die for him #if he catches me slipping thats my fault #please i want him to have a villain arch so bad #i shat this out so fast #its not good but i wanted to get the idea down finally bc its been in my head since i saw sonic 2 #agent stone #sonic 2 spoilers #ig idk #just incase #sonic movie 2 #stobotnik #robotnik #eggman #ivo robotnik #sonic cinematic universe #baby ur looking very evil today

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archivelikely · 3 years

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netflix deserves at least half the shit we give disney for churning out soulless garbage tbh

#i genuinely cant name a good netflix original show or movie that didnt either get cancelled immediately or become bad over time #like not a single one.#youd think theyd have one good movie or one show they didnt ruin but no theyre literally all bad. meh at best.#toy talk #i know netflix has more excuse bc apparently theyre always losing money while disney is richer than god but #that doesnt make the movies themselves any less awful.#anyway much like disney i think im just gonna give up entirely on all netflix originals ill never watch another of their movies again #its just annoying bc my dash is always half covered in whatever netflix original just came out as if these movies arent #JUST as empty and meaningless and poorly made as the disney products that we all blast.

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dianas-shortgalpal · 3 years

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she’s simply the best

#makkari #lauren ridloff #eternals #chloe zhao #mcu #probably my fave out of the 12 #tied with gilgamesh #but all the characters are pretty good in their own way #her action scenes were the best tho *chefs kiss*#too bad evil mouse sucks the soul out of the movies they make because it could have been a mesterpiece #_dsgp

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beif0ngs · 2 years

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THE BAD GUYS (2022)

#The Bad Guys #DreamWorks #animationedit #dreamworksedit #Mr. Wolf #*mine #the automatic tail wagging to being called a good boy!!!#omg i love the animation style of this movie #like i'm genuinely looking forward to see this

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macaulaytwins · 2 years

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People will say “here’s a dark academia recommendation” and list The Secret History or Dead Poets Society… come on, switch it up, recommend this:

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aq2003 · 2 years

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obi-wan's conversation with anakin before leaving for utapau

owk week day 2: favorite movie moment

#obi wan kenobi #obi wan #anakin skywalker #star wars #starwarsedit #swedit #obiwanedit #obi-wan kenobi #revenge of the sith #rots #owkweek22 #stars war #my edits #the prettiest coloring ive ever done on gifs before and it was completely on accident lets go #anyway i love this moment i love how the movie ends right here and nothing BAD HAPPENS #anakin 'my brother isnt home so i'm gonna cut off all the sleeves off my shirts hes 99% of my impulse control' skywalker #obi-wan 'i am unaware that this is the very last time i'll be on good terms w the person i care abt the most' kenobi #theyre both so STUPID god blessghdsfjklhjwkflnfjk22 #happy anniversary to revenge of the sith i hope it knows how much damage it has caused me #edit: god please fucking help me don't tag this as ship #obi-wan really talks about how he raised anakin in This gifset can you guys please not

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devilsskettle · 2 years

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dani midsommar is so sweet and kind and really trying to stay positive and polite to others in literally unimaginable circumstances and nobody in the whole movie is even a little bit nice to her except to manipulate her. kms

#midsommar #i feel like midsommar had such a Moment when it first came out and then everyone decided it was cringe or something #and i don’t think that’s fair to it as a movie at all. people were making it about girlboss behavior then suddenly were like #oh actually it’s white woman self victimization so it’s bad #when neither of those things are The Point of the movie at all or integral to the experience of watching it #the gone girl-ification of midsommar. if you will.#people hyped it up a little too much at first but then swung hard in the other direction lol #it’s a good movie though!! a decent fucking movie #does make me want to do shrooms for real #i’ve only done like. shrooms lite (psilocybin capsules. great high but you don’t trip at all)#probably not the ‘correct’ response since they use drugs to disorient and manipulate her but. whatever #anyway midsommar was on right after the lighthouse so i’m having A Night

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tinyufoboss · 3 years

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Found another poorly-rated horror movie to get attached to, and actually, the thing is, if u think about it, Brahms did nothing wrong

#the boy #the boy 2016 #brahms heelshire #horror movies #dead animals w #i watched the boy in 2018 and thought it was bad and then proceeded to think about it for the next 3 years before watching it again #and lo and behold actually. its good actually. watch it #digital #fanart #the boy is about the horror of what if a hot guy with social problems was into u

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brizie-doodles · 2 years

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Hyperbeams a good bad boy your way

#a good boy a bad boy a good bad boy a half good half bad half boy!!!#HE IS JUST A PUBBY HE IS JUST A PUBYY!!!!!!!!#i love this movie so much i will draw more and i am watching the movie for the 4th time as we speak deadass #its playing as i post #the bad guys #the bad guys movie #mr wolf #mr wolf the bad guys #tbg #brizie draws #new blorbo unlocked

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wordfather · 2 years

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i know things can be bad but today at work (i work with kids) an 8 year old came up to me and confidently said he didnt believe the magic in harry potter is real. i asked why not and he explained to me that magic is not fancy words in movies. magic is the sun and the ocean and animals and land. magic is the thing that helps our hearts live and our eyelids blink and it helps us think thoughts. he then danced around a bit and went 'see! i can do that because of magic!' and god damn it i almost cried because that is the cutest worldview i've ever heard

#i was having such a bad day and then #this wide eyed adorable kid said this #he was really excited to tell me too it was so adorable #it was like a scene straight out of a movie im still in disbelief #anyway i hope you guys have a good day

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