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26 | Used to have blue hair but I kept the pronouns (she/they)“I am all the daughters of my father’s house - and all the brothers too”
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It’s just so funny how my mom will interrupt me while I’m saying something and when I call her out on it she goes “I thought you were done”
Last time I checked, when someone is still speaking that means they’re not done speaking
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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
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Unfortunately somehow my go-to became “FUCKER!”
petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
#from almost getting hit while driving to almost dropping a teabag#the thing that comes out of me is FUCKER#I don’t know where I went wrong#it happens in public#if I almost drop something or I bump into a chair or something#sigh
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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly
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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao
#look I dislike modern and abstract art just as much as the next fan of realism in the style sense#but what do you mean he painted so that the brush strokes weren’t visible
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lmaooo
#saw one of these being towed covered in dirt between where I live and New Mexico#it was like seeing a unicorn I got so excited and my dad couldn’t stop laughing#this is hilarious to me because how did they sell that many of them in the first place
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Just real fast before it drives me off a cliff, the asylum line it about how NONE OF THE IDIOTS THAT CRITIQUE HER WOULD LAST AN HOUR IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. The 1830’s line is about HOW NOSTALGIA IS NOT REALITY AND LIVING IN IT IS DANGEROUS.
If you have zero reading comprehension skills then this album is not for you honey, go back to fucking English class and come back when you know what a metaphor is.
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besides that, it literally doesnt change the fact that changing the word nostalgia doesn't get rid of the lyrics "if id been there, id hate it" like where exactly is the romanticization of the 1830s that yall were complaining on that post. where is she saying she wants to live in the 1830s. it doesnt change the fact that you can still tell that taylor is not advocating to live in the 1830s or even that you should romanticize the past, in fact, she explicitly says not to do so because you'd hate it if you were there due to all the RACISM AND SEXISM like she puts it in the fucking verse ur complaining about immediately one right after the other so it doesn't change the fact that yall are still LYING to justify your HATRED of a WOMAN which is the definition of fucking sexism u losers.
#SERIOUSLY THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN THINKING#either they literally cannot comprehend what they are reading is a metaphor or they are exercising intentional ignorance#either way I hope they all realize how brain dead they are and get off the internet
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media literacy is dead and it’s killing me
#melting in a puddle of acid rn#it would feel better than reading the completely inept takes people have about ttpd
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No yknow what, at this point my policy is make fun of her and get blocked, because I would also rather tear my whole life down than listen to one more second of all the bitching and moaning coming from the literal baby brained trolls that love to hate the biggest pop star in the fucking world for making an album about how actually hard her life is and how the entire world critiquing her life choices makes her feel, fuck you and fuck Kim Kardashian too
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Crazy how five days alone with my dad made it clear that my mom is actually making shit up in her head when she thinks something is wrong with my dad, he’s not that deep and she’s actually just always projecting
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has anyone talked about the way she used to say songs were either a [blank] pen song or another, but now she's writing lyrics on a typewriter???? Hello, are we recognizing this will be a totally new sound??????
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All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram
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worst thing to happen to society as we know it was grammerly going fully in on AI
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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
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