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flowershines · 3 months

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Closer Party Pooper

Summary: Being the 8th member of Enhypen means that you get to spend time with people that actually make you feel special but little does everyone know that during most of those times your on your knees in front of them as you pleasuring them everyday.

Warnings: Smut, drinking, arguing, nicknames, parties, drunk man groping Y/n, dirty talk, (lmk if i missed any)

Sounds of people talking and music filled the area around you as you felt compressed between fifty to maybe a hundred bodies around you, one foot after the other you led yourself to a hallway that contained a line of people heading towards the bathroom on the opposite side of the door there was a bucket. Two options filled your mind knowing the reason why that bucket is there while both reasons wanted to make you puke causing you to make a disgusted face as you turn around to face a guy with a cup in his hand, “sorry” you told the man as you swiftly moved passed him as you started to walk around the house trying to find your friends. Drunken bodies filled every room you walked into as you inspecting each room carefully you found multiple people tongue tied with one another as couples makeout on the couches, the smell of beer flowed through your body turning around a tall figure who had a crowd of girls swooning at his every move was playing beer pong behind you the whole time you stood there.

“Y/n, come take my spot gonna get another drink.” Walking towards the man you knew from the voice it was Heeseung, usually wherever he went the crowd of girls followed him so seeing the pile of girls surrounding just this one man only meant there was no other man but him. “Is the beer not in front of you not enough?” You asked him sarcastically he fake laughed as he gave you the ping pong ball “Don’t make me lose.” were the last words he said before turning around and heading towards the kitchen as half of the girls followed him while the others waited for him to come back as they finally backed away and took a seat on the furthest couch.

“How does he manage with all these girls up his ass 24/7? I would cry, or punch them either one.” The man across the table laughs at your comment while the guy standing next to him says, “One, you're just sensitive Y/n and two I don't think he minds it.” baffled by the words the man just said you scoffed at his remark “Of course you would say that Jake, you're the most sensitive guy i’ve ever known.” “Can both of you shut up, you're making me lose my focus.” Sunghoon interrupts the both of you as he was looking directly at the cups “I’m sure they are the problem.” The guys at the other end of the table sarcastically comment, making you giggle, “Oh shut up Jay, you're worse at this game than me.” the man put his hand over his chest as he scoffed while whispering the word ‘rude’ to Jake. “When are we going back to the dorms? This party is so boring.” You whined to the men at the table as you bend your knees to drag out your boredom, “Soon, just get a few drinks in you and then you won’t want to leave. That’s what Sunoo did, see.” the man across from you said as he pointed at the man on the couch, sprawled and passed out with a drink in his hand. “Yup, he looks like he’s having a blast.” Sarcasm wasn’t leaving your presence today, “Where’s Won?” Jay looked up at you as he pointed behind you to show the man you were looking for to be playing video games with other people as the whole room was filled with men.

Your mouth formed an ‘o’ shape as your gaze was turned back to the game just to have your attention be taken away from the game to feel someone's hand sneak around your waist “Thanks I can take it from here.” Heeseung said as he went to take your stance you interrupted his actions “Can you actually get me a drink or two, they just said they don’t know how long it is till we leave. I can’t go through this whole night sober if we are staying here longer.” a small laugh left his lips while his head nodded to you as his hand left its previous stance on your waist. “Your drinking?” The man next to you askes as he hands you the ping pong ball, you back up one step and lean forward to look at the cups from a certain angle as you toss the ball it lands in one of the cups displayed the closest to you. The man straight ahead of you cursed under his breath as he picked up the ball out of the cup and started to chug the liquid in it, “This party is honestly so boring, I don’t even know if I want to remember this.” a hand appeared next to you with a drink in it.

“Just let me know when you want a refill.” You nodded as you stepped out of your previous spot and headed towards Jake, “Now you're routing for the opposite team, not cool Y/nie.” Heesung says as he fake pouts the feeling of an arm being wrapped around your shoulder startled you. “Yes she is, it’s just because I'm the best.” The disgusted face returns to your face once again but thankfully it was for a different reason than before, “I wasn’t even here for the whole conversation and I still know Jake is lying, get your disgusting arms off her.” Jungwon says as he walks over to you lifting up Jake’s arm from his long sleeve with his pointer finger and thumb. “Hee where did your entourage go?” Jungwon asked as he walked behind you, hugging your waist as he rested his head on your shoulder giving you a kiss on the neck then returning his gaze to Heeseung.

“Gone.” “Not even the one who never leaves your side.” “Fine I told them to leave me alone, plus that one girl always smells like potato chips anyways.” Shock lit up your face at Heeseungs rude comment about the girl, sure she was just another one of his followers but you never thought he viewed some of them in those certain ways. “Heeseung, that's rude.” You commented, “But it’s true.” Sunghoon says as he dabs up Heeseung. Picking up the cup you slowly take small sips as you continue to watch your friends compete against one another, sip after sip the drink in your hand felt lighter as you looked down into the cup there was nothing left in it. “I’m gonna go get a refill, you stay here.” You tell the man that was just resting his head on you as you walked towards the kitchen with an empty cup in your hand, stopping in front of the drinks about to pick up the drink Heeseung had gotten you before a hand stopped you and pulled your trance towards the figure. It was a tall man who had a bottle of whisky in one arm as the other picked up the drink you were about to grab, “Sorry, were you about to grab that?” he asked as he extended the bottle towards your body.

“Thanks.” You say as you placed your cup on the table and started to fill your cup up to the brim “Geez save some for me.” he remarks as you giggled in response handing him back the bottle as he filled the cup he had as well. “What’s a pretty girl like you doing out here getting yourself a drink all alone?” The bottle that was in his arm was no longer there but was now being replaced as his hand sneaked around to your ass while the other went to wrap around your waist, “I’m not-” your stuttering easily showed just how scared and nervous you were around this mysterious man. “Baby, don't be shy. Why don’t you come upstairs with me and I can give you a good time?” Disgust started to fill every inch of your body as you tried your hardest to get the drunken man away from you yet your build just wasn’t strong enough to take his, suddenly the presence of his body was soon gone. A hand wrapped around your wrist while the other hand took the cup away from your grasp, it was Heeseung.

“What did I tell you?..” Before you could even think to respond more words started to fall from his lips “I would refill your drink, not you. Me.” he led you back to the table where all the boys were playing the game yet none of them were there “Where did they go?” He picked up the rest of his and the members' things then started walking to the door still holding onto you. “We were about to leave, you were gone so I went out to find you.” Picking your head up you were faced with the car the guys drove you here in, Heeseung opened the door as he let go of your hand and walked to the other side of his car getting into his seat.

“Where were you?” Sunghoon asks as you sit down starting to buckle your seatbelt, before a word can fall out of your mouth Heeseung answers the question for you “She was letting some guy touch up on her, as the guy was basically dry humping her.” his words pissed you off because not even did he lie but he got the whole thing twisted, “No, I went to get a drink. Like I told Jungwon, anyways this guy started touching me and I tried to get him off of me while he was saying some ‘baby let me show you a good time’ type shit. So no, I did not let him willingly touch me, thank you very much.” you say breathless as you finally lean back into the seat. The whole car went singlet for a minute, “Why didn’t you tell me that he was touching you like that and you didn’t consent to anything.” you rolled your eyes “Does holding my wrist and pulling me away saying ‘what did I say about the refill’ ring any bells?” you commented, mimicking him in the worst voice impression ever. “I don’t sound like that and all I was getting across was that you should’ve listened to me about the refills so that way this wouldn't happen.” “Oh yeah my apologies I forgot that Lee Heeseung knows when and where every man is going to be every second, how could i forget? Not to mention he knows when a man is trying to get his dick in my pants as well.”

“Would it kill you to not give me sarcasm just for a minute? I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you.” He bluntly remarks “Yes.” “Yes what?” you looked directly into his eyes “Yes it would kill me.” his breathing started to become more heavy causing him to huff his air out while his body started to fill with anger he usually wasn’t easily triggered like this but he is tipsy not to mention he saw another man on you causing him to be a little jealous as well, you didn’t know that though. Tension filled every corner of the car while the only two voices heard was yours and Heeseung, occasionally the angered words that would fall from one of your lips would stutter or slur from the lack of soberness from the both of you. Not to mention almost all of the guys in the car passed out from being drunk or they are just listening to you both bitch and moan about why he was right or why you were right, “God you guys are annoying, you're giving me a headache.” Sunoo says as he rubs his temple “Yeah, cut it out.” Jake said as he turned from his previous sleeping state you listened to them and shut up, normally if it was Jake just saying it alone then you wouldn’t but hearing Sunoo say it just shut you up immediately, you have a soft spot for him.

Feeling the car come to a stop as the driver put it in park you immediately opened your door and headed straight towards your room knowing that Heeseung wasn’t done with the conversation yet, footsteps trailed behind you as you walked into the dorms. You could hear him calling your name but you ignored him not wanting to annoy the members more than you already have with both of your bickering, opening your bedroom door you shut it behind you walking straight towards your bed as you hear the sound of your door open. “Why are you such a brat?” Flopping down on your bed you lay deeper into your pillow as your face is being engulfed by the softness of it, “Leave me alone.” you muffled into the pillow but surprisingly he heard you. “No, not till we finish this.” Picking your head up from the pillow you looked at his figure as he stood in front of your bed, “Finish what? This isn’t a game, there is nothing to finish. Go to bed Heeseung.” the feeling of a dent in your bed made you realize that he sat down while you sat up facing him.

Great now he’s never gonna leave. “Y/n I'm being serious I-” You cut him off as you placed your lips on his, bringing him into a quick kiss as seconds reality hit you causing your lips to slowly start to leave his, silence was heard for a moment “See silent, good talk. Goodnight.” you tell him as you lay on your stomach enjoying the soft warmth of your pillow once more till his words brought you out of your trance. “You can’t just do that.” “Well I did, goodnight.” you muffled into your pillow “Can you hand me my blanket?” asking him as he was sitting on the edge of it resulting in him shaking his head “Why did you do that?” a groan left your lips.

You thought the kiss would help him shut up but what is it going to take for this man to go to bed “You talk too much.” he rolled his eyes “And you don’t talk enough.” picking your head up from the pillow you spun your head to the side “What is it going to take for you to shut up and go to bed?” His eyes met yours as he studied them just before he leaned in, placing his lips on yours once more but this time it wasn’t just a half assed kiss to get him to shut up, there was something more behind the kiss. His hands ran to the back of your head as his fingers tangled into your hair as desperation started to fill every inch of his body, the only thing he was questioning in the moment was if this was happening because you both had something to drink or if he really felt a certain way towards you. Your arms wrapped around his shoulders as you hopelessly needed to feel more of him, he was the only thing that was running through your mind the moment he wrapped his hand around your waist at the party.

Hunger started to fill the air as the kiss deepened into his hands running along every inch of your body, his hands rested on your inner thighs slightly rubbing them just before he brought both of his hands to your hips and pulled you onto his lap while his hands gripped your hips like his life depended on it. “You done acting like a brat?” He mumbled against your lip as he immediately returned back to your lips giving you no time to answer his question, but little did he know it wasn't going to be as easy as he thinks. Trying to pull away from the kiss you were only met by him pulling you even more closer till your hips started to move causing his reaction time to be delayed, pulling away from the kiss you finally replied to his question “What if I said I wasn't done acting like one?” a smirk crawled from one side of his face to the other. “Guess I’d have to make you behave then, right?”

“Good Luck.” His smirk faded as his bottom lip landed in between his teeth “Don’t need your luck.” he pushed your shoulders into the mattress below you as he filled the empty space between you two, placing his lips immediately back onto yours his hands traveled around your body while your fingers went to his shirt pulling it off of his body as he still was fixated on your body. You knew that the more his skin was showing the more vulnerable he would become giving you the hand in dominance, which would allow you to be a brat to him and leave him high and dry. You weren’t planning on doing that because genuinely you wanted him to fuck the pettiness out of you, like he has always said he would. Pulling yourself out of your thoughts the feeling of a hard piece of fabric rubbing up against your clothed cunt resulted in you looking up at the man above you then trailing your eyes down his body as his cock was threatening to be freed from his pants.

Bringing your eyes back to meet his “You gonna continue being a brat or are you gonna help?” his words started to fill with lust the moment his dick rubbed up against you, “You know being a brat sound really nice, but I just wanna get myself off so do me a favor and get off of me so I can ride you since you are clearly not going to do anything.” your words took him aback. “Being a bit selfish don’t you think?” you shook your head “I get myself off and you...” you grabbed his hand and showed it to him “…have something to help you later how nice is that.” “You suggesting that you ride me, make yourself cum while I jerk off.” you pushed him up and off of you while sitting up straight next to him “Seems pretty crystal clear to me.” his head slightly shook as his eyes rolled “I have an idea.” your gaze met his as he continues to talk. “You ride me and the first one to cum had to watch the other fuck someone who can make them cum.”

Your eyes as he didn’t even know how much excitement was running through your body while adrenaline was pumping through your veins, “Let’s go I don’t got all day.” you say getting up from your position holding onto his holders as he scooted to the pillows for elevation when you ride him. Your hands started to take off your shirt off while your attention turned to him as he sat there looking at you blankly, “Need me to undress you too? or do you got it?” you asked in a baby voice he gave you a disgusted look from your sarcasm as he started to unbuckle his belt. “Are you still gonna be bratty after i we fuck?” “Depends how good we fuck.” you shrugged while he finished taking off his pants along with you taking off yours. You got on top of his lap leaning forward getting closer to him as you placed a kiss on his lips just before you started to grind down onto his hardened cock causing a groan to fall from his lips, “I barely did anything and your already moaning.” he sighed “Just wait you will be cumming on my cock in less than 10 minutes.” you rolled your eyes and scoffed as you brought your hand down towards his boxers as you toyed with the waistband, waiting till he was desperate enough to continue.

It was fun to tease Heeseung and he always made it so easy, his cock was twitching against his boxers as pre cum started to leak out of them. It was almost too easy. You pulled his boxers down past his knees as you took his aching cock and placed it in your hand as you slowly started to stroke it causing multiple noises to be heard from the man under you, bringing your hand to your mouth you let spit fall from your mouth and onto your hand while you placed the hand back on his cock giving it more lube making it easier for him to slide in. Pulling your panties to one side you brought his tip closer and closer to your aching heat, the air in your room was filled with tension and warmth. Slowly starting to sink down onto his cock you just realized how hard this little challenge he gave you was going to be, but that wasn’t going to stop you from winning.

Groans and whines left his lips as you bottomed out on him his hips were about to thrust up into you multiple times but he stopped himself as he didn’t want to give in to his desperate needs, your hips gained the strength to start moving as you started to find a steady pace to keep. His cock would twitch inside of you which would have you feeling like cummjng each time he did it because it would hit the perfect spots when you did, you started to wonder if he started to do it on purpose. It gave you the idea to start clenching around him. “Fuck.. Y/n don’t do that.” He said breathlessly “Why?” he remained silent not wanting to tell you ‘it felt to good’ or ‘because i’m gonna cum if you don’t stop’ you knew he was going to cave in before you. Clenching around him more resulted on his hands on your waist as he thrusted up into you as he kept your hips in the air he pulled out and came onto his stomach. “Fuck fuck fuck.”

Swears consistently left his lips with every stroke “What happened to you being confident?” finishing his last stroke he looks back up at you “Y/n pleas-” “Wait what about the thing you get to watch me fuck someone else.” his expression changed from relaxed to tense and jealous “No, it was a jok-” “You said Heeseung, i’ll be back.” he got up from his previous spit laying down as pulled his sweatpants on as he watched you put on one of your robes. “Where are you going?” you turned towards him “Going to find Jay, so he can fuck me while you watch.”

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whrsmym1nd · 1 year

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a dead man

pairing: mcu!peter parker x stark!f!reader

warnings: smut (mdni), peter loving readers tits, making out, fingering, handjob, unprotected piv, praise

peter and you were sneaking into your father's -tony starks- lab just because he told you not to.

"come on, let's go back...it's a bad idea."

peter said, sounding stressed.

"pete, you always back out at literally everything. like what's the worst that could possibly happen" you said as you both stepped into the lab.

when you were both inside the doors you came in closed, the other exits following.

you looked at your friend which was looking scared as ever.

"i may have forgotten about the security thing... we're gonna be trapped in here for a while, pete."

"how long of a while..?"

"like, um, till dad wakes up and unlocks the doors."

he just stared at you. he looked a bit mad but there was nothing he could do so he just sat onto the floor and petted the floor asking for you to sit with him.

you softly sat next to him and put your head on his shoulder.

"im sorry, peter."

"no, it's ok. don't worry."

"since we're gonna be stuck here for a few hours we might as well get comfy cause this is gonna be a long long night." you said as you reached back and undid your bra and took it off.

"what are you doing?!" peter whisper yelled.

"we're gonna be here for hours, pete! and this bra fucking hurts."

you threw the bra on the floor then laid down and placed your head on peter's thigh and closed your eyes, trying to relax a bit.

his cheeks started to redden and his pants tightened when he saw your nipples showing through your white tank top.

you felt his thigh flex under your head and opened your eyes to see peter staring at your tits with wide eyes and a red face.

"what? you've never seen boobs or something" you joked but peter turned his head away avoiding eye contact like he was embarrassed.

"i mean, i- no. not in real life..." he let out with a huff.

you didn't know what to say. it's was ok that he never did anything intimate with someone because you haven't too but you expected him to see boobs.

"well... wanna see mine?" you asked after a long and weird silence.

"wha- really?"

"mhm... i mean if you want to it's not a big deal."

he opened his mouth to answer but then just nodded. his face was redder than ever and he looked like he was holding his breath.

you sat up and got infront of peter. your body was close to his and you could feel heat radiating from him.

you grabbed the hem of your shirt and lifted it up. his mouth fell open and his eyes got wide. he looked like at your tits like they were the 8th miracle of the world.

he slightly raised his hand and asked

"c-can i?"

you just nodded to confirm his want.

both of his hands pressed against you. his cold hands against your warm body made you shiver and your nipples harden a bit more. he lightly squeezed the flesh of meat in his hands making you quietly moan. his touch got more intense and he toyed with both of your nipples between his index and thumb, which increased the volume of your moans.

"pete- fuck!"

"can i kiss you?" he asked, still looking hypnotized.

you answered by just smashing your lips against his.

it was unsteady and messy. your tongues danced together and your teeth clashed. you guys kissed like it was long awaited, like you were both waiting for this moment your whole life. your legs straddled his torso as you sat on his lap.

"i've waited so long for this." he confessed.

"there is nothing to stop you ,us, now."

he connected both of your lips again as he toyed with your shorts. he quietly asked for you to get rid of them which you gladly complied. you were left in just a pair of little panties and when he was fully dressed.

"it's not fair you take of your clothes too."

"oh! right, right, yeah."

he took of his shirt and the view infront of your eyes didn't disappoint. he was surprisingly toned and muscular. you ran your fingers over his abs and happy trial.

his pants followed. you could see his hard on pressed against his boxers which made your mouth water.

"you're just...wow, pete."

he chuckled and thanked you.

his hand found its place on your back and laid you onto the floor. he dipped his head down and wrapped his lips around your nipples and sucked and licked on them making you a whimpering mess. he pulled your panties to the side in the mean time and slipped one finger into your warmth. returning the favor, you caressed him through his boxers.

you both got impatient due to the teasing and got bolder. he was pumping two of his fingers into you and playing with your clit at the same time. and you were stroking his length, boxers long gone, sitting on top of the pile of clothes.

"pete...i need you."

he held you by your waist and pressed his chest against yours. his hand held the base of his thick cock and guided the tip against your opening. you lowered your body down, letting him fill you up inch by inch. when you finally fully sat down on his cock you were both panting.

you held onto his shoulders to support yourself as you started moving up and down. his hands were gripping your waist and helping you move.

he nipped and licked at your breasts at the same time making your knees buckle.

"you're doing so, fucking, good, baby. you feel like heaven...fuuuuck." he let out between moans.

"peter, i can't, i- it's too much!" you cried out.

his hand steadied you, making you stop moving.

"hold onto me, love." he simply said.

he started to move his hips up and down as soon as you wrap your arms around his neck. his pace was brutal and needy. he was gasping at the feeling of your wet pussy. one of his fingers came down on your clit and played with the little bud. your needy, throbbing clit finally getting attention made you scream loudly.

“you look so pretty on my dick, baby.”

he praised.

too lost in the moment you guys didn’t hear the footsteps coming closer. even peter, who has super sense, didn’t hear anything due to the pleasure he was receiving.

the door of the lab made a loud sound, making both of your heads turn to look at the door. when peter saw your dad and a few other teammates standing there with wide eyes. he quickly covered up your body with his.

your dad took a deep breath and said

“peter…you’re a dead man.”

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morwap · 2 years

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𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐘’𝐒 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑: Blowing Remus under the desk during a class

since there's no au I'm just gonna add one!

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remus was stressed. very stressed, he had been studying his ass off for months for newts and other exams. 8th year was pretty serious, a lot of time needed to be spent studying or practicing things so once you graduate you could go into whatever field you were leaning towards, it wasn't like 7th year where you could actually have fun and go to parties in the dungeons or in Gryffindor tower.

not even remus' or your birthday was celebrated with a party which you all went all out for every other year. you two would barely have seen each other if you didn't have one lesson together and agreed to study in the library together.

luckily you and remus sat beside each other in the one lesson you two have, you had turned your exam in about five minutes before remus turned his in. the exams were coming down back to back as you guys only had a few more weeks left before graduation.

sitting in the back gave you advantages plus a tall boy sat right in front of you, blocking your form from professor binns and it wasn't a you think he can't see you, he genuinely couldn't and when taking attendance he'd often not see you then laugh to himself that you were good at hiding.

from the corner of your eye, you could see remus anxiously running his hands through his hair and letting out big sighs. you looked around and saw that the only people who would see you had left right after finishing their exam since they had ancient runes.

"you alright?" you asked in a whisper, catching remus' attention, he looked at you.

"yeah just stressed" he answered, your lips curled into a smirk and remus furrowed his brows. he already knew you were up to something, now he just waited for something to happen.

you started to slip out of your chair and silently onto the floor and under the desk. your hands going to his zipper, remus smiled excitedly. that was one thing you were surprised about when getting with remus, you wouldn't expect that remus would be into this at first glance and it was a big surprise when you found out he was kinkier than you thought.

remus helped you get his cock out, and you took him in your mouth almost immediately, stimulating his cock as he grew in your mouth. sucking and licking till he was fully hard, remus' knuckles were turning white as he gripped his chair tightly.

keeping his mouth closed and making sure not to be loud, sucking from when he was soft till he came was great, it wasn't something you two did a lot but it was always something he liked.

you looked up at him as you hollowed your cheeks, feeling a prominent vein with your tongue. tasting his precum and loving how he looked relaxed but fucked out.

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gremlintheslut · 2 years

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More water baby?

Rhea Ripley x reader (afab)

Warnings: wetting, crying, accidental golden shower, pee denial, mention of relationship.

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I have never been shy about asking to go to the bathroom but it's very different when it comes to people I like. I was sitting on rheas lap while we were a movie. She kept offering me water and I always expected. I must have been on my 8th glass when the need to pee was getting hard to ignore. "More water baby?" Rhea asks. All I can do is nod my head too embarrassed to say anything. I have a tiny bladder and knew all of the water I had drunk was catching up with me.

I still drank the water. I could have just taken small sips now and then or even better put the glass down and said I wasn't thirsty. But, I drank the entire glass and tried my best to not squirm on her lap. I could tell she knew something was wrong but she didn't ask.

After five minutes my need was unbearable. I felt myself leak into my underwear and I knew I would leak onto my pants soon if I didn't say anything. "More water?" Rhea said handing me a glass full of water. Just the thought of drinking made everything worse. I shook my head. I could feel my face heating up as I plucked up the courage to say something. "Do you have to pee?" Rhea asks all I can do is nod my head. "Can you wait till this episode is over?" She asks. I couldn't there was no way I was keeping it in for longer than 2 minutes let alone the 15 minutes the episode had left but i nodded.

Why the fuck would I ever do that? Am I gonna be able to stand up without wetting? I should have asked to go now. Then the worst thing happened. Rhea wrapped her arms around my waist. Putting pressure on my ready-to-explode bladder. I whimper and squirm trying to get her hands off of my bladder. She figured out why I was moving around like that when I put my hand between my legs. "Do really have to go that bad?" She asks. I nod as I leak onto my pants creating a golf ball size wet patch on my front. Of course, she saw it. "You should have told me," she says sympathetically. "Can you stand up?" She asks I shake my head. No, I can't move without leaking. "Do me too help you hold it?" she asks I nod my head. If she's not disgusted with me right now then she can help as much as she can.

Her hands slip between my legs and press hard against my crotch. I feel a wave of desperation come over me. I whimper and close my legs tightly. Rhea gets the message and holds me ten times tighter. I leaked a tiny bit. It was then I realised that when I wet myself I would get it all over her and the couch.

"Don't wanna get it on you" I mumble half hoping she didn't hear. "I'm gonna let you wet yourself," she says back calmly. I was gonna wet. Sooner ir later the floodgates would open and I would get piss all over my girlfriend. I feel another big wave of desperation wash over me.

Rhea holds me tight but I still leak a lot. I'm pretty sure that it's on her lap now. I pissed on her. It is 100× harder now that I've felt that relief and that I'm sitting in warm liquid. Another wave washes over me but this time I don't gain control again.

I can't help tears of shame fall down my cheeks. I start to sniffle as I look down and see Rhea's lap drenched. I'm still going in ruining her couch as well. This can't be happening. After 2 full minutes of me wetting and crying I finally stop. I feel rhea hug me from behind. She shushes me and wipes the tears off of my cheeks. "I'm so sorry" I manage to get out between sobs. "It's okay, let's go get cleaned up"

Sorry if it's short but I have to write days 4-8 fics as well and maybe day 9 and 10 so I can be ahead. Thank for reading ❤❤❤

#rhea ripley x reader #rhea ripley smut #rhea ripley #demi bennett #omorashi #overactive bladder #bladder holding #omo wetting #desperation wetting #wetting yourself #piss kink #pee denial #wwe x reader #wwe raw #wwe smackdown #wwe summerslam #wwe nxt

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bcacstuff · 1 year

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But P follows her on instagram and shared a post. She is in nyc and previously was in Miami. On her Instagram she never shared a photo in Miami before. Sam said he will stay in NYC for the Yankees play. Beginning May 8th. So let's see if hé shows up with this one. Hi friends, are back at their life.

🤦‍♀️

Sigh Anon, what is wrong with you. How many people were in Miami last weekend? How many people live and go to NYC? C was even in NYC, are you gonna tell me now that they were together after all? Do you really think he was there with Cinderella while he was with his friends 'partying hard'?

Sam never said anything like that. I didn't hear him saying that in any interview so far. She might have had an Anon that was right about Miami. Him going to NYC was just as predictable as the King of UK is gonna have his coronation next Saturday.

You're all free to go and wait if he's gonna show up with this one, I predict you it's not gonna happen. Perhaps he'll go to a Yankees play, I can't tell you that. But not with Cinderella 🧚‍♀️

Better listen to this Anon 👇

The whole thing is, she wants to brag about how she was right all the time. Therefore posts these carrots and maybe once in a thousand times she has something small.

Do I need to remind people how she spun AM (now AD) till length, and then the pappics of MC appeared and she spun that story for a long time. Even when he already was on a roadtrip, and posted his LV video, she had the picture of him and 'a woman' at the JL concert, but still identified her as MC. Only when the dog was discovered in his cucumber pics, she quickly turned around and now it was KE. Which has never been confirmed. The pic is too small to identify the woman, I never did, and I never will.

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thebananasnake · 9 months

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Happy Vore Day 8/8

A naga read (Soft Vore) [BB The Naga🍌]

~lol I don’t do a lot of writing but I hope you guys enjoy it~

You wake up and realize it’s August the 8th, a day of many things to celebrate or be excited for. Surprisingly enough the schedule was clear for the day and you were free to enjoy it to the best of your abilities, so as you sat down to do a bit of relaxing, you think to yourself.. “what else could I do today?”. Then and idea hit, the new trails just opened up in the forests, people said lots of lovely sights could be seen in there so you decided to get dressed and fix your hair before setting off on your nature walk and adventures~!

Once out of the house, and locking the door behind, you set off to the forest with phone in hand and water bottle in the other, it was going to be quite the adventure indeed!

On the way you were stopped by a ranger. “Sorry but we aren’t letting anyone else in the trail, too much has happened and we can’t let anyone else get hurt,” the man spoke. You ask “why?” I mean it just opened..? What could possibly be wrong? “Look, rules are rules. And they are here for a reason to keep people safe, so move along,” the man said, shooing you away with his hand. However you wouldn’t take no for an answer and wanted to enjoy today to the best of your efforts.. so thinking for a moment… an idea came to mind..- *sniff sniff* “wait a minute somethings burning… damn it.. those boys are back and playing with fire! Hey! YOU BOYS ARE GONNA GET IT!” The man had ran off yelling to get the boys away and that actually gave you a chance to slip into the trail and go on your walk! Huh.. guess you didn’t need your plan after all, you made it in! Walking into the trail it was already so pretty to see.. flowers as big as your head were blooming bright like stained glass against the bright lights, and butterflies along with dragonflies fluttered about and even one butterfly landed on your nose. Tickling it ever so slightly.“Hehe aww we’ll hello there little butterfly” you say with a smile, as you watched the butterfly flutter off and away. The area was so peaceful and calm.. why was it closed? What was making this trail so dangerous??? You pay that man and his warnings no mind and continue walking deeper into the trail and enjoying life and all its glory. Till something caught your attention.. You turned around quick as you thought you saw something out the corner of your eye but didn’t see anything.. “huh… strange.,” you say.

Suddenly a hiss was heard, whipping your head around and looking all about, you realize now why the man was giving the warnings..there was a predator here.. and you were now in it’s territory..

“Mmmhh~ what a tiny little human you are…~” The mysterious voice spoke.. Indeed it was a predator and a large one at that.. you hadn’t realized it but yellow coils were surrounding you as it spoke. “W-who are you?! Show yourself! I’m not afraid..!” You screamed as you picked up a stick as a weapon? I guess that works?

“Pffttt! You think that stick is actually going to do something~? You are quite funny human.. but no… that stick won’t do anything but help me pick my teeth once I’ve finished my meal~” The voice spoke out once again and seemed to be quite excited a human was in it’s territory.. “w-well-! Uh…” The creature smirked and moved his way out of hiding… he rose high above you, his eyes piercing purple as his pearly fangs gleamed lightly through his parted lips, his coiled shifted behind him as his tail lightly shook with excitement. This was a naga.. and a large on at that.. standing over 10ft tall and about 32ft of coils long. You stumble back before the creature as it came to present itself before you “h-holy crap.. w-what,” you mutter put what words you could but already in the process this naga was coiling your body up nice and snug. “Wait-!,” you cry out. Though the naga didn’t listen as he brought you up to his face and sniffed you a bit along your neck and head.. that can’t be good.. the flickering of the tongue and the sniffing.. he was tasting his meal..~

“Mmmmhmmm~ my my.. human.. you… have a very special taste to you…something about you is just so interesting… heh I like it,” The naga spoke as his tail gently tilted your head to look at you more. “Please let me go..” you squeak. “Mh? Let you go…? But I caught you.. and technically that’s fair game as I’m hungry as a snake can be and today just happens to be a special day indeed~” the naga spoke.. uh oh..

You think back a moment and how many things are celebrated on 8/8… then it hits you.. VoRe day. Your eyes widened as you looked at the hungry creature and you began to try to shake your way free, but that wasn’t working out. “Please don’t eat me, please I can’t die like this- really please don’t eat me.. I just wanted to enjoy the day..” you plead as you look up at the naga, begging for your life.. The naga looks at you and tilts his head as he gave a sigh. “Well.. I won’t deny it. You do look pretty grand and you taste amazing.. but.. I can’t just let you go. You do something for me and I’ll do you a favor in exchange~ deal?” The naga spoke as his purple glowing eyes stared into yours.. “w-what kind of deal?” You ask. The naga smiled and loosened his coils around you.. “well… I’m hungry.. and you don’t exactly want to be eaten.. but here’s what I’ll do. Let me eat you~ so I don’t go hungry and I’ll let you go tomorrow. Sound fair ish?”

You honestly don’t know what to think but I mean if they were telling the truth.. then maybe it would be okay?? “How do I know you aren’t lying.” You say. The naga smirked and Pat your head. “Ohhh sweet human, I can understand why you don’t trust me.. which is okay.. it’s hard to trust but you can trust me.. if I’m one to keep my word. I intend to keep my word. Honest as my yellow scales.” He seemed to say this with all truthfulness.. I mean if you said no, he’d probably eat you anyways so what’s to loose right? “Okay.. okay.. fine.. deal.”

With that the naga smirked and licked his lips with hunger~ “ohhhh boy~ hehe.. this’ll be fun, don’t you worry little human~ you just stay relaxed and let me do the work.. now hold still.. this might… feel strange~ It was strange all a sudden things felt drowsy and dizzy but you started feeling relaxed as if you were lying down to take a long and well deserved nap. “Mmmghhhh… mmhh….” You mumble as you looked into his purple eyes… they were deep.. and shimmered like a galaxy within… you happily look into those gentle eyes as the moves up and wide drooling maw was now in view, but you still saw purple all around, still in a trance you looked down his purple maw and saw how glossy it was, this snake was quite hungry indeed and he was ready to feast. The naga was quite excited and gently brought you in as he felt your head against his tongue, his coils shivered with delight as he began to swallow you down. It was warm and slimy as well as a bit tight going down but other than that it wasn’t that bad surprisingly… He was very careful in fact too as he took your sides and tilting his head back, he gave a few big swallows, getting you down further before the easy part came and to let your legs slide down his throat. You slowly but surely travel down into a bigger space but still a bit tight, you had reached his belly and it was something different.. the insides of his belly glowed a gentle purple as soft groans and gurgles came around you as you laid there in his warm embracing chamber. The naga gave a stretch and a happy sigh as he Pat his belly, satisfied with his meal and gave a bit of a few hiccups. *hic- hic-* “ooh oof.. hehe pardon me.. heehee… you were delicious.. truly something I have never had before.. and I’ve had a lot of tasty things in my life, trust me. Oh my goodness like bananas… those are just my favorite~ hehehe look at me rambling as I just ate you, heh wow..” The naga spoke with such happiness as he felt a gently squirm in his belly, you getting settled in.

“Mmmhh… yawn.. what’s… your name…?” You mutter gently.

The creature smiled and Pat his plump stomach. “You can call me BB~ hehe *hic* pardon @-@ hah.. well you can rest human.. I’ll let you out in the morning..” he said as he gently rubbed his belly, feeling you settle in and close your eyes as you grew tired.. not much else to do but it was very comfortable so you took advantage of this moment and took a rest, placing your life and trust into this naga’s coils.

BB smirked as he shifted his coils, “happy 8/8~”

{I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS, I KNOW I DID! Aaaaahhh! HAPPY 8/8!!

ALSO maybe might make part 2 idk yet!}

#y’all like sneks?#my oc #naga oc #soft vore #v0re ocs #vore day #Voreday2023 #vore talk #V0re read #male vore

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koexchange · 9 months

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erm this is on my ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/49051921

or read below :333

a/n: this was a req on my ao3 :3

word count: 631

Witchcraft was your specialty. Groundskeeping was your profession.

It paid the bills. Took up free time. Made you forget about your loneliness.

You had never been much of a romantic. Which is to say, you were perpetually single.

That never bothered you though. You found comfort in casting spells. It made getting through life easier.

It was probably the reason you were the only cemetery keeper. And definitely the reason your pay was a thousand bucks an hour.

Sorcery made your life a living heaven! Nearly anything you wanted, at your fingertips.

But of course, there were rules to spell casting.

No making people fall in or out of love, no time travel, no clone making, no reviving the dead, blah blah blah.

But where's the fun in playing fair?

On the fortune morning of November 8th, you had a 3am shift.

As you stomped over the old dead people, you saw an abnormally large grave.

One that looked like it could fit two people.

Catching your interest, it started to glow an eerie blue. You waltzed over to the dirt patch, reading the headstone.

"Leo and Vincent Caruso." It called to you. Literally. Called.

Perhaps your enchanted headphones were acting up again. How the fuck did the headstone just speak?

Standing no less than 5 feet away from it, you begin to hear more voices. What fun.

Then you remember it. The dud spell you cast yesterday, on your day off. 'The revival of the Two of Hearts.'

You had to burn a perfectly good deck of cards.

Sure, you didn't actually think a resurrection spell would work, it is forbidden after all.

But the two corpses crawling out of the earth are living- sorry, undead proof. It worked.

The only consequence for summoning the undead is the unlikely possibility of them haunting you. You know, eternally. 'Till you die.

Sounds fun.

The voices were bickering, over what? That was beyond you.

Standing directly on the old grave, shovel in hand, you start digging. Until you're yelled at.

"Hey! Who's banging on our roof?!"

"Calm down, Leo. I'll check it out."

Uh, hell no.

You would have ran, but you didn't have any time to before a ghost-like figure was sprouting its head up.

"Oh. Someone's here."

"What? Tell me it's not the groundskeeper.

The second 'person' joins their roomie above ground.

You're mumbling the words, "Yeah, I'm out." before you can stop yourself.

"Holy shit! You can see us?" The second head speaks again.

"You know what, I wish I couldn't." You start walking back to your car, done with this nightmare.

"No- wait come back!" "We have a visitor, Vince! We should welcome them!"

"Welcome? Why would I want to stay with you undead strangers?" You stop in your tracks, instantly failing at trying to ignore them.

Showing his full body, 'Leo' calls, "We aren't that bad! Promise!"

There's no less than an hour left on your shift.

What's hanging out with some old-ass ghosts' gonna hurt?

Both men stand on your earthly level, looking a bit too excited to meet you.

"It's been forever since we've had company!" That explains it.

"We were revived yesterday, Leo."

"Fuck you."

You sense a strange feeling of peace running through your body as you listen to their banter.

"You're welcome for that, by the way." You tip off your witch hat.

"Huh? Welcome for what?" Leo asks.

"Oh, I cast a resurrection spell, and it partially revived you old hags."

"Old hags?"

"Shut up." You all laugh, comfortably. "But yeah, I'm a witch. Not really sure how you missed that, Vince." You gesture to your foot-long hat.

He scoffs. "It's Vincent to you."

"Whatever you say, Vince."

Leo, feeling left out, yells, "I'd say we're all gonna get along great!"

a/n: i feel like this fell apart at the end but this was such a silly req tysm bro

#a way out #a way out game #a way out fanfic #a way out fic #awo #vinceo #leo caruso #vincent moretti #leo x vincent #koexfic

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thatone-highlighter · 9 months

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Bestie I also loved it when I was younger!! It is such a nice and fun show and I just think it’s neat. I still haven’t watched Barbie, I think I’m gonna have to wait till it’s out of theaters to watch it but I’m fine w that. Also I think you’d make a good ken

I conned Len and a mutual friend into watching Barbie life in the dreamhouse at a sleepover and then THEY got mad at ME because THEY kept watching it for 2 hours after i passed out. Me and my younger sibling used to watch it So Much when we were little just whenever, its just one of those things that i dont know how we found but was just always kinda there. I never really saw any of the old barbie movie tho.

I really wanted to watch the new barbie movie from when i found out about it. I thought it would be genuinely an enjoyable movie (i was right) but also i thought it would be really funny that, since i dont like going to the movies very much and have only gone with friends one time before, it would be really funny if being the most Guy guy in my friend group the only movies id seen with people my age were Frozen 2 and Barbie. And i was right ofc (i guess you could also count my 8th birthday party where we watched the lego movie but even if you include that its still. Yeah). Its a really good movie tho def one i would watch again, 100% think you should watch it if you get the chance even if its after its out of the cinemas.

Somehow being called a „good ken“, it doesn’t feel like an insult but it doesn’t quite feel like a compliment either

#the barbie movie my beloved!!!#im not much of a movie guy. never really have been. but the Barbie movie Man #Tree Man Posts #asks #i am choosing to take the ken comment as a compliment #i am channeling my kenergy from now on okay

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sainztander · 1 year

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People celebrating the news and I'm just here sitting thinking....yep, Charles to Mercedes and Carlos to Sauber/Audi when their contracts are up.

There are many things I don't understand about F1 both on the technical side and behind the scenes politics, so I will never to claim to be an expert, but I swear some people live in a parallel universe where everything is perfect and firing a person gives another a WDC half a year later. Like it's good to have dreams and all that but....some common sense would be great.

More so when the TP choice was not the one the team actually wanted. He was the only one that said yes after everyone rejected us (and because he was never going to have a place in the project Audi is building).

I'll start going a lil more offtopic but I just wanted to talk about the Charles to Mercedes theories bc like..... I don't see that working at all for him lmao. And I don't get why any of his fans would want that happening? Mercedes is very clearly shaping itself around Russell - and with some of his statements it's pretty clear he knows it and he feels very secure in his position. And I already feel like Lewis (7 times wdc!!) is getting (slowly) pushed out. And for a few years at least Lewis IS going to try and chase the 8th title. He'll leave either if they keep flopping or if he would be clearly labeled as a #2. What would Charles do there? Compete against Russell? Please. As if Mercedes ever recovered from the Brocedes trauma.

And like yeah, I get him (and his fans) getting a bit disenchanted with Ferrari, but really, what are his other options? Going to RedBull? LOL. LMAO. YEAH. To do what? Kill Max and himself?

Tbh, if he hopes to become a champion any time soon he'll have to step up and put an effort with Ferrari. Or maybe patiently wait for Audi. Who knows.

Oh yeah imagine being happy with getting as a TP someone who was already booted out of his own job. Lmao. Yeah btw honestly, I don't know how it's gonna play out with Vasseur. I don't worry a lot about the car, with the engines being frozen till 2026 and the aero project looking promising, but the team management? Mh. Mh......

#yeah of course you should always change tp as soon as you start underperforming!!#take for instance a team that dominated for 4 years straight and then became third force for 6 years #of course you should change tp- oh wait i was talking about christian horner in rbr. my bad #asks #thank you for the ask anon <3

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airasora · 2 years

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Ikea can suck a donkey dick.

Pardon the crude first sentence, but I am so unbelievably furious. I'm currently on hold, waiting till someone from ikea answers so I can make an official complaint - or at the very least vent my frustrations to the poor soul who answers my call.

Two months ago, my ikea bed broke. It was old, we were suddenly three people on the bed and it just couldn't hold any longer. Fine, new bed it is, but good lord was I unprepared for the string of bullshit I was about to walk into.

1st bullshit = The ENTIRE assembly team was on vacation at the same time. So I had to wait until August to have my bed delivered and assembled because ikea is the only affordable funirtute company in my country. Fine, I'll sleep on the floor, I'm not the princess from the princess and the pea. So I order delivery 8th of August and assembly 11th of August.

2nd bullshit = I get a new apartment, yay, so I decide to postpone the delivery and assembly of the bed to mid-September. So I call them, ask them to cancel the former dates and push it to delivery September 19th and assembly September 22nd. They can't postpone it more than two weeks so I'm told they'll cancel my first order and simply make a new one. Ok, fine.

3rd bullshit, and this is where it gets really fun = I can see in my bank account that Ikea is planning on pulling money from my account TWICE for the bed. So I call them, ask them what the hell that is about. Firstly the dude I'm talking to says he can't see that I'm about to get charged twice. After some back and forth, he finally sees it and fixes it. Problem solved, right? Nope.

4th bullshit = Monday afternoon, the day I was supposed to have my bed delivered the first time, two ikea men show up at my front door and try to deliver my bed. Confused, I tell them that this order was canceled and pushed to September to a different address, my new address. They have to call their boss and confirm that it WASN'T canceled and it was the only order in my name. They drive off with the bed and I call ikea to discuss what the fuck is going on.

Turns out that the idiot I talked to didn't cancel my first order. No no no they canceled the NEW order. The order I had JUST MADE WITH THEM. So I talk on the phone with them, we cancel EVERYTHING in my name to get a clean slate and we make a new order and new assembly. Same new dates; delivery September 19th and assembly September 22nd. Now, surely it's all cleared, right?

NO.

5th bullshit = I get an email from the assembly department of ikea where they ask if they can assemble my bed tomorrow INSTEAD of this Thursday, again referring to the OLD ORDER. I officially lose my mind and write a really angry reply.

And now I'm on hold to talk to ikea and, frankly, tear them a new one. I can't BELIEVE how much they've managed to fuck up. How is this even possible? How can one of the biggest home depot companies IN THE WORLD be this utterly useless? Have I just been unfortunate and only gotten to talk to all their new employees who don't know what they're doing???

I'm just in shock. I've been on hold for 20 minutes, and I'm not gonna hang up or say yes to that "we'll call you back if you--" no. I'm not hanging up. How the hell does this happen? How is it possible for a company to consistently fuck up THE SAME ORDER over and over again???

Fuck you, ikea. I've been angry crying for the last 30 minutes.

#Ikea fuckery #Ikea sucks

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emotionallittlesoul · 2 years

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Chapter 1: When I felt a spark for the first time

Hi everyone!

This side Eisha Sharma. So I am currently a final year student pursuing B.tech and a Software Developer at an MNC. A very decked up intro it is. Comment down for rishtas :p. I am here to narrate a real life time story. I don’t know why I am writing all this but I want to write. I used to write in my Apple notes but Feel hi ni aati the, If you know what I mean.

In my school I was a big big introvert. Till I guess 6th class I didn't have friends. No-one used to sit with me. That was the biggest sad things for me. In 7th Alisha came. In no time we became best friends. That was the most beautiful yet the worst moments of my life. Beautiful for I got my best friend and worst because at that time I didn’t realise that this word FRIENDSHIP is gonna hurt me to that extent where I never could think of getting up again.

We were promoted to 8th class. We were told that sections are going to merge and a new section was going to be made. We were standing in grounds waiting for our names and sections in which were going to be called out. Alisha’s name came. When my name was called out I didn'‘t know at that time ma and Alisha were in same section till I went into the classroom. I saw she was crying. I hugged her. There I saw a boy was standing. Literally there. didn't I know is the beautiful and painful life was standing. He was standing folding his arms. Aarav. He was an overall topper and the best artist. Everyone was at that time scared to be in his section. “Oh my gawd! Aarav’ section! No No.” But I was chilling there. I wanted to change my section for no reason at all. I went to my class teacher. I told her that I want to chage the section. She said “No! This section is full o toppers. We have curated this section by thinking a lot. There are students who will be your friend like Aarav”.

Time passed. I didn’t use to talk to Aaron. Neither he talked. We first talked on Facebook where I messaged him regarding holiday homework. That was just a bahana to talk. His birthday came. Whole school knew about it except me. Alisha came and said "Eisha you know its aarav's birthday and he gave me token".Let me tell you at that time token was a sign of friendship. She asked whether he gave me or not. I told her I didn't even know its his birthday and token is a whole lot different thing. She said aah!okay. We went to our classes and that was our Sanskrit class. Our teacher was checking our abswersheets. I was standing behind o=my mam because she was checking my answer sheet. At that time aarav came and gave me some rupees. I said firstly Happy Birthday and next question was why did you give me money? He said "using your token which I had to give you I ate food so keep money in place of token Please". I was like Oh My god! :p

Our 8th class finals came. He called me for some doubts. He was the first guy ever to call me. My stomach had water all un it. I talked. We started having a chat on Facebook as well. At that time, having a long conversation with someone was in itself was a very big thing. We used to type such long paragraphs for each other so that when they come online they can read it.”Tune ye question kia. Tune vo topic kia”. At that time the special days were going . So we started wishing each other like”happy perfume day bla bla”. When we are kids after giving exam we rush to our houses to check if all our answers are right or not. I used to rush to see what Aarav had messaged me. Little did I know I started having a small crush on Aarav.

Aage ka I will continue in my next blog.

#crush #friendship #best friend

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I know I've said this before but again Happy Birthday sard i hope it's a good one, and I'm sorry if this feels rushed but i wanted to get this done asap.

So once again Happy Happy Birthday Sardonic!

Emery was rushing around their home checking everything for about the fifth time now, everything needed to be perfect since Sardonic was gonna come over for his birthday, they had been getting everything ready with the Help of Ryker and some other mutual friends. They looked over at Ryker who was hanging the last few decorations, then they looked at Trama who was setting up the last few plates on the table. They smiled as everything seemed to be ready but just to be sure they called out "is everything done? Sard is gonna be here in a few minutes probably."

Both Trama and Ryker sent them a Thumbs up and they smiled, Ryker came over and brushed his thumb over their cheek "you had some cake batter on it." He chuckled, they looked to the side scratching their head, they had spent last night with baking a cake for Sard so they had stayed awake till 5 am to finish it.

They breathed out a sigh trying to calm down when their phone dinged, they looked at it smiling "perfect Mark and Jack said they'd come!" That was the good part about being a Artist and Writer they had connections to all kinds of People two of them being Mark Fishback better know as Markiplier and Séan McLaughlin aka Jacksepticeye, they had done some commissions for them for a few of their Thumbnails.

And as a favour they had asked them a while back if they would be free for the 8th of June and theyhad finally replied with a yes and that they was on their way. They clapped their hands together "alright Peeps Mark and Jack should hopefully be here any minute now and after that we need to hide!" As if on cue the Doorbell rang and they opened it seeing both of their favourite YouTubers there "Mark Séan! Thank you for coming it means a lot to me!"

They let them step in turning to Trama and Nightmare "Ok Trama Ry, these are Mark amd Séan! I got them to agree to come for Sards birthday!" They smiled before their head shot up "fuck wait Sardonic is gonna be here soon let's hide! Shut off all the lights please!" Everyone shut of the lights and Emery placed a Note on the Front door detailing on where the key is if no one was home. After that they all got into their Hiding places waiting for Sardonic which didn't take long because barely 2 minutes after they head the door being Opened.

Sardonic looked around confused because everything was dark, they had expected at least Emery or Ryker to be here but no one, he sighed stepping into the Living room and Turning on the light only to let out a Yell as everyone jumped out of their Hiding places. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARDONIC!!!" confetti fell down from poppers everyone had and she held their hand on their hard "Holy shit Guys! " He looked around in amazement not yet noticing Jack and Mark in the Corner of the Room.

"This is incredible! How did you manege this?" Emery chuckled "we had some help from a few friends also!" They waved their hand Jack and Mark coming to stand beside them "happy birthday Sardonic it's nice to meet ya!" Jack chuckled as Sard just looked completely flabbergasted. Mark let out a bellowing laugh Looking at Emery "when you said they were a fan i didn't expect this you know."

They shrugged and let out a laugh "i hope you like the gift it took a lot of convincing to get them to come." Sardonic looked at them before pulling them into a hug "Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit you got Jack and Mark here!? Howw!?"

They pushed the half crying Sardonic away from them "i did commissions for them a while back so yea" He looked around his bottom lip trembling "this is incredible thank you so much Trama, Em and Ryker!"

They smiled before clapping "well what are we waiting for? This is a Birthday Party isn't it? Let's party!!" Everyone in the room began cheering and Music seemed to magically apear (in reality it was just Trama putting it on) Everyone danced and had fun and at the end of the night when most people had already left Sardonic stayed longer to properly thank Emery for the birthday surprise.

They smiled at him "no problem only the best for the best!" They chuckled before yawning "you can stay over if you'd like we have a free guest bedroom." They smiled when Sard nodded.

They started cleaning up the mess left by the party and couldn't help but smile, they were proud of themselves, they had managed to hopefully make this a birthday that Sardonic would never forget.

Again i am so so sorry if this is rushed (it's also not proof read or anything, i do hope you still like it Sardonic because you are amazing and Incredible and i love you /p

ICARUS DO YOU FEEL ME KISSING YOUR WRINKLY BRAIN THIS IS SO EEEE AND YOURE SO EEEE AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS AAAAAAAAA

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AAHHHHH the proposal :)) glad we don't have to wait lol xD

Hmm yeah I doubt it's gonna be perfect xDD

Or simple lol

Hmm idk y'all I don't think so

Besides just not being them it sounds like asking for trouble xD

LOL YEAH exactly, you're just pitching potential calls SLFLJDKGS XDD

UH OH o.o

Oh dang 😬😬😬 that does not look good

A FIRE??!?!!

The "a" has less emphasis it's just the start of the sentence lol

Anyway OHH nooo

And it's hot too?? Yeesh 😭😬

Like from the fire I mean xdd

UHH OHHH

O.O

None of this is good xd

For that call I mean lol the proposal is AAHHHHH :DD!!

That's the last of my last thoughts! Now it's time for the. . .

REVIEW

I loved this episode!! I thought it was great :D. The calls were great :D. And with the taxes one relating to one of the plots and the guy who was a flight risk turning into one, they fit in really well :). Also Chimney and Maddie were so hilarious this episode xD. And of course AAHHH relating to them but we'll talk about that in a minute. Oh, also, BUDDIEEEE!! Come on Buck she seems nice but you have Eddieee xd. Anyway lol, yeah, it was a great episode :D 🥰.

Now it's time for the individual parts!

Except, again, quick note xd: this review is being written the day before (actually day of, just past midnight, because I accidentally took a nap till 11:50 lol) the next next episode. As in, it's May 7th (/8th) XDD. Tomorrow morning I'll catch up by watching episode 16, and liveblog it, and then do the review sometime during the day. But more pertinent to this review is the two weeks since the episode thing. I do have some time to write this, but I don't necessarily remember much about this episode lol, so it'll probably be pretty short xd. I may add it to the (not actual yet but it should be) list of reviews I want to add more on to lol. Also, I'm writing everything now after the first two promo liveblog lines xd. After "perfect xDD" lol. Anyway, moving on xD 🥰.

Ravi! I think he gets one of these now :D. He was great this episode :), even though we didn't see him much. He was great at his job <33. I'm excited to see him more in the future!! I love him 🥰.

Hen! We didn't see her much this episode but she was great :D. She was great at her job :)). I've seen some stuff saying she's unfair with some stuff next time, based on other promos or summaries or something, but I really hope it's not too bad xd. Anyway! I love her :)) 🥰🥰❤️.

Bobby! He was great this episode :). We didn't get too much of him, but still :). It was lovely as always to see him supporting Athena 🥰. They're my babeys your honor :'D. I love them so much <33. Anyway, he was great at his job this week :). I love him ❤️🥰🥰.

Buck and Eddie! AAAAHHHHHHHH!! Y ' A L L!! GET IT TOGETHER!!! XDD. Okay let's go back to the begining lol (aka the larger encompassing, more average review lol). They were both great this episode :)). And they were both great at their jobs 🥰. But BUCK!! Come on boy, she seems nice and all, but you have Eddie RIGHT. THERE!! Buck like "ohh nobody sees me" LOOK AT WHO'S STANDING NEXT TO YOU!! BESIDES THE FACT THST HE'S EVEN STARING AT YOU R I G H T N O W!! And just besides my fan, Buddie brain, it really doesn't make much sense. I mean, to say that no one's seen him. I do really just want Buck (and Eddie) to be happy, but come on guys xd. Also, she's like, kinda obsessed with his death xD. I kinda get it since it's cool but, come on girl chill xd. It's not like he's the only person who's ever temporarily died - like I said in my liveblog, you can go over to Texas and grab like 5 pretty dang easily xD. Anyway, I am interested in seeing where this is going lol :). I just hope it eventually leads to Buddie XD. Although honestly I don't know what I'd do lol. Probably die XD. Anyway! They were both great this episode, and had some great scenes together :). I love them 🥰🥰.

Athena! She was great this episode :DD. She slayed honestly 🥰. I felt so bad for her though :((. Having to watch the guy die, even if he was a jerk, and feeling like it was her fault D':. She doesn't deserve that <33. And of course the bits of Bathena we got were wonderful :')). Even though the guy ended up dying in the end (though the plot itself was kind of HILARIOUS xD), I'm glad they got everything worked/sorted out :). Even through all the crazy, they figured it out - Athena did, really. She was great at her job this week :). I'm so proud of her <3. Again though, it sucks that he had to die :((. It worked out mostly the best it could, but it's still a bit of a shame. Especially after he put all that effort in xD. Anyway, I loved the plotline, it was great and interesting :)). And again, Athena slayed :D. I love her 🥰🥰❤️❤️.

Chimney and Maddie! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :DDDDD!!!! THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED Y'ALLLLL :DD!! I mean, hopefully lol xD. But seriously, I think till happen soon :)). Maaaybe not next episode, as I've seen some people suggest, but soon :D. I mean, I just don't know if the proposal will actually end up happening next week or if it will be about to happen at the end of happen next week or what lol. But anyway! Back to this episode :). They were HILARIOUS XDD!! Their tax storyline was just so funny lol, I was dying xD. All the mistakes they filed (and come on guys I know your busy but filing with a computer xdd?), especially the head of house one. And we love healthy communication 🥰🥰 but is the IRS the palace to have it :)? XDDD That makes it sound sexual but I mean the "we'll just alternate years!" "yeah cool!" "aww I'm glad we're being so chill about this :))" XDD. Lovely lol, these idiots <333. I love em though xDD. Also I love how, besides just the theme, their storyline connected to the first call by hiring that guy :D. Good for him too, since half of his office burnt down lol. Also AAHHH their moments with Jee 🥰🥰. Y'all they're literally so adorable I can't 😭😭❤️🥰. They're such a sweet little family :')). AAAHHHHH JEE BETTER BE THE FLOWER GIRL!! IF NOT IN THE WEDDING IN SOME OTHER WAY!!! Anyway lol, yeah! I'm a bit nervous for next time, but I'm super excited :DD. Clearly so is Chim xD. Love how the guy was just like "get married", power move xD. But then also after that how Maddie was like "wellll I don't wanna push him to talk about it" mean while Chimney: *buying rings*. XDDD Slay Chim, honestly lol. But yeah :)). I'm super excited 🥰. And they great this episode :). They were both great at their jobs :D 🥰. I love them both so much 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️ :DD.

Overall, I really enjoyed this episode! I thought it was great. The calls were fun, and they fit into the episode well. And while I love me some drama, there wasn't too much sad stuff. Unless you count poor Eddie getting his man stolen over there xD. Anyway lol, I really hope everything works out for the proposal :)). AAHHHH I'm so excited :DD. I'm so happy for Madney 🥰🥰. Like I said, I just hope everything works out well lol. Anyway, everybody was great this episode :). And once again I have to mention how hard Athena slayed :D. Good for her 🥰 :).

So yeah! I loved this episode, I thought it was great. It fit together really well. I'm excited for the next one! This has been my review of. . .

9-1-1, Season 6, Episode 15: Death and Taxes

It was great! I'm a bit nervous for the next episode, but I'm definitely excited as well. I'll be back here next week with my review of. . .

9-1-1, Season 6, Episode 16: Lost & Found

See you next week!

#9-1-1 #911 #911 on fox #911onfox #gayfirefighershow #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter #not anymore xDD (on fox lol)#(though I should've had this out before we found out if I had watched 16 when it aired sooo shh /hj XDD)#anyway yeah great episode fun calls loved it 10/10 :D #and just AAAHHHHHH I'm so excited for the next one :DDD :))#madneyyy 🥰🥰#I love them so much :DD 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️#but yeah :D wonderful episode :)#I love you all :DDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!#byeeee :))) 🥰🥰🥰🥰 <333!!!!

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