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hellagator · 1 month
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That one rancid friend that cleans it once a month.
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2021 ✨ chay’s writing year in review
well! 2021 certainly has been one of the years i’ve experienced. but besides *gestures vaguely* everything, 2021 unexpectedly turned out to be a breakthrough year for me in writing.
☆ STATISTICS.
total words written: 168 623
monthly word average: 14 052
projects worked on: the Andromeda trilogy, some other side stuff i didn’t get too invested in, and, uh, yeah it’s pretty much been AR brainrot all year
☆ HIGHLIGHTS.
finishing 2 drafts
writing like 20 fluffy, purely self-indulgent drabbles for like a month
(this one is my favourite)
i wrote a space shanty back in april??? ngl i almost forgot about that. it feels like ages ago
☆ A FEW COMMENTS.
after a drought of about 5 years where i was in perpetual unfinished project hell, the fact that i finished something is still so wild to me, let alone TWO somethings. and to think what it took for me to unblock was throwing my characters into space and being as self-indulgent about it as possible.
i’ve also finally accepted that i am truly a plantser at heart. i USED to be a plantser back before reading writing advice posts and getting caught up in trying to be a planner and worrying about every little detail of the story that by the time i was actually writing i just wasn’t having fun discovering my story. and as my characters often surprise me as i’m writing and sabotage my outline (not naming names, AZAMI BLACK-MIZUHARA), having no rigid outline for them to sabotage in the first place gave me at least an illusion of control over them.
actually, THE thing that i would consider the secret to my success this year is to allow myself to NOT write. especially with a relatively new job to stress me out, i couldn’t afford to burn myself out by forcing myself to write every day. maybe 2016!Chay could pound out a 40K novella in a month but 2021!Chay needed new ways to work.
i compiled some little spreadsheets and graphs to track my writing process. my daily average for AR1 was 453 words and 420 words (nice) for AR2, spread over about 5 and a half months for each draft. i very rarely wrote more than 1000 words in one day, and there were MANY days where i would just not write at all. sometimes i wouldn’t write for days on end, and it was hard, feeling like i HAD to be writing, being scared maybe this was it and i wouldn’t be able to write ever again, but knowing i needed to be resting. those rough patches always ended eventually and my writing was better off for it.
what i’m trying to say is, once i figured out what worked for ME, my writing flourished.
☆ 2022 GOALS.
i am SO tempted to be like “to finish AR3′s first draft” but i’m not gonna put that kind of pressure on myself.
my goal for the next year is just to continue working at my own pace and being patient with myself. if it takes ten years to finish AR3, so be it. it’ll be better than if i crash and burn trying to finish it all at once.
that being said i’m gonna start writing AR3 tomorrow because new year new draft and i have nearly nothing planned for it so far besides self-indulgence so wish me luck!!!!!
☆ IN CONCLUSION.
i want to thank everyone who’s been following my writing journey this year, who has read and reblogged my stuff and left nice comments, who has helped me untangle the knots in my plot or witnessed my many crises and breakdowns on discord and encouraged me through it all. not to be a cliche but i seriously wouldn’t have been able to do it all without you. i wish you all the very best in this upcoming year 💕
below, have those sexy graphs i was talking about, because i’m a slut for graphs and i couldn’t resist showing them off.
AR1:
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notice the dip in activity in february when i was working on FinnPetra Fluff February. and also that one tall bar on very last day when i went absolutely ham LMAO
AR2:
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i feel like for this one i was wildly swinging between “writing a shitton in one day” and “haven’t written in a week”. consistency? never heard of her.
☆ GENERAL TAGLIST. ask to be +/-.
@metanoiamorii​ @unleashing-screamingtemporaldoom @radiomacbeth​ @tragedieds​ @stardustspiral​ @summere21​ @dutifullyloudmilkshake​ @spencers-tomes @avi-why​ @pulitzers-world @jadeywrites​ @hopeeternia​ @stormharbors​ @dgwriteblr​ @extra-magichours​ @cilly-the-writer​ @yuekki​ @catgirlnya​ @the-orangeauthor​ @cecilsstorycorner​ @savonigo @little-boats-on-a-lake​ @athensthebandit​ @quilloftheclouds​ @alicewestwater​ @chaotic-queer-disaster​
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bangtanloverboys · 4 years
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hot boxed // ksj & jjk
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summary - you and your stoner boyfriend are having a movie night when you get interrupted by a pleasant surprise
pairing - stoner!jin x gender neutral stoner!reader x friend!jungkook 
genre - fluff
word count - 2.2k
warnings - marijuana usage, kissing, kinda poly stuff
author’s note - happy 420, this was just an idea in my head that i wanted to bust out real quick. it was gonna get saucy but i stopped it bc saucy stuff while high isn’t consent and i am lazy lol. might make a second part?? idk maybe. also reader is gender neutral in this, no pronouns used babey (also the veloci-pastor is a real movie)
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“Guess what I got, babe!” You hear Jin call out as he entered your shared apartment. 
“It better be dish soap because we’ve been out for three days!” You answer back, causing him to not respond. “From your resound silence, I’ll guess you didn’t get dish soap.” You laugh as you hear him make his way over to your room where you’re currently finishing up on a small project for your English class.
“Yeah, sorry about that. But I think what I got will help you forgive me.” Jin said, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and with his other hand holding up a tiny baggie with 2 neatly rolled joints.
You gasp and turn around to look at him. “You didn’t!”
“Oh I did!” He smiled as you jumped from your seat to press your lips to his. “You wanna smoke right now or later?”
Jin is the one who got you into smoking about 2 years ago; you were at a party and while everyone was getting drunk and dancing, you started to wander around the house looking for someplace quiet to cool down when you came across him and his best friend Min Yoongi smoking a joint. You’ve never smoked before but were always curious as to what it was like and decided to give it a shot. Now here you are, a stoner plus one stoner best friend turned roommate turned boyfriend.
You take a quick glance at the clock and see that it’s a little after 6 pm, being the perfect time to chill and maybe order pizza while you smoke. “You’re so lucky I just finished my project, or I’d kill you.” You quickly shut your laptop and gather yourself to go sit over on the bed and wait as Jin went over to the bedside table where he pulled out the lighter and ashtray.
Jin sat across from you and pulled a joint from the baggie, placing it between his lips to light it. He pulled in for a good few seconds before pulling the j from his mouth and blowing the smoke out from his plush lips. He passed it to you and you followed suit, only holding it in a bit longer before blowing out through your nose. Jin chuckled as you did so, kissing your nose once the smoke cleared from your face. “Cute.” He muttered.
The two of you took a couple more hits before stopping for Jin to order a pizza and for you to browse through Netflix for a weird movie. This was tradition for the two of you: you’d get high, order in, and watch the strangest movie you could find on a streaming service. By the time Jin got back, you picked out the Veloci-Pastor, which the title itself made you cackle. About 15 minutes into the movie, the doorbell rang and you got up assuming it was the pizza. 
Jin’s wallet in hand, you open the door and you see none other than Jungkook. You’re confused for a moment, and let out a giggle before straightening yourself to greet him.
“Hey, Jungkook! What brings you here?” You lean against the door frame. Needless to say you aren’t disappointed to see the pizza hasn’t arrived yet, but it’s still a pleasant surprise to see the cute younger man on your doorstep.
“Hi Y/N. . . is Jin-hyung here? He invited me over to play Overwatch earlier?” He nervously ran his fingers through his dark hair.
You stick your tongue in your cheek; Jin must’ve forgotten. Usually soon as he gets his hands on weed, he rushes home and forgets any plans he might’ve made earlier that day. Usually it’s just stuff with Yoongi or Namjoon, both of which know and understand how his train of thought works. But this is sweet little Jungkookie, you can’t bear to tell him Jin forgot because he wanted to smoke. 
“Shit, Jinnie must’ve forgotten cause we just started a movie and ordered pizza. . .” The look of disappointment in his eyes hurts you down to your very soul. It was like stepping on a bunny. 
“Oh, uh, sorry to-”
“But you can come join us if you want.” You quickly cut him off, and he gives you a look. You and Jungkook weren’t really that close as he was with Jin, but you always thought he was kinda cute and Jin always had high praises of him (You joked he had a crush on him to which he didn’t deny). So the look of shock on Jungkook’s face upon your invitation wasn’t at all insulting.
“I-Is that okay? I’m not intruding or anything?” You could see the tips of Jungkook’s ears turn red and you just laughed as you grabbed him by the arm, pulling him into the apartment. You hoped to God that the scented candles you left burning cancelled out the potent smell of weed as you led Jungkook back to your room; where Jin was lounging on the bed, scrolling through his phone.
“At long last! Pizza time-” Soon as Jin’s eyes were pulled from his screen and on the taller figure next to you, you saw his face change from confusion to a look of guilt. “Oh shit! Kook, I’m so sorry. I completely blanked on our game time today, I’m-”
“Baby, it’s alright. I figured, so I invited him to stay with us for a bit.” You explained to your boyfriend as he looked between you two and gave a shrug. 
“Yeah, that’s perfect. My two favorite people, let’s do this thing.” Jin patted the bedside next to him and you shoved Jungkook for him to sit down next to him. You lay down on the other side of Jungkook so now he’s sandwiched between the two of you. 
The thing is about you and Jin when you’re high, you’re both a bit more touchy feely. Mainly with each other, but also with other people (the amount of times your smoke sessions with Yoongi end in cuddles and cheek kisses outrageous). Jungkook on the other hand, you’ve never really been around much so you don’t know how he’ll take to you being cuddly with him. He might be more comfortable with Jin maybe, seeing as they’ve been friends longer but that would leave you out and you hated being a third wheel in cuddle sessions. 
You’re pulled from your thoughts as the door knocks again and this time it’s definitely the pizza. Jin volunteers to go get it, leaving you and Jungkook sitting awkwardly side by side.
“Uh, I don’t mean to ask but um. . . are the two of you. . .you know. . .” the mimics holding a joint to his lips and you can’t help but laugh at the way he asked. You quickly stop when you see how nervous he is.
“Oh, sorry. . . yeah, we smoked not that long ago. Hope that isn’t too much of a problem?” Jungkook has to be chill with weed seeing how quite a handful of the people he hangs out with do smoke weed, but Jin’s never mentioned smoking with Jungkook.
“Oh not at all, actually uh. . .this is gonna seem stupid but I would like to try?” He looks at you with big curious eyes. Of all the things you thought he was gonna say, this was not one of them.
“Uh, sure! Let me just get the stuff real quick.” You clamber over Jungkook and grab the lighter and joint before now settling yourself directly across from him on the bed, sitting criss cross. “You need a demonstration?” He gives a quick nod and watches you intently as you place the joint between your lips and lighting it. You give a quick pull and blow out, making sure not to blow smoke directly into Jungkook’s face. 
You hand the joint over to him and he follows suit, he pulls a bit too hard though as he’s blowing out he starts to cough. As if he was summoned; Jin bursts through the door, pizza in hand and concerned. “What’s going on?” He asked as he rushed to the side of his friend.
“Jungkook wanted to try and take a hit and he ended up pulling too fast.” You say as you rubbed Jungkook’s back, trying to help sooth him as the coughing slowly stops. Jin takes the joint from him and places it back on the ashtray and grabs your bottle of water sitting on the desk. 
“Here Kookie, drink this.” Jin instructs and Jungkook follows suit, gulping down water to ease the burn in his throat. “Y/N, why didn’t you wait for me? I wanted to see Jungkookie’s first hit. You took his smoking virginity without me.” He frowned and both you and Jungkook laughed at that statement. 
“You feeling better?” You ask the younger, eyeing him as he takes deep breaths. 
“Yeah, thank you.” He nodded slightly to you. “Can I try again?”
“You nearly cough a lung out and you want to try again?” You’re baffled by his quick recovery and urge to try again. “Are you sure?”
He gave a nod, but before he could answer Jin started to speak. “Baby. . .why don’t you show him how I first helped you. . .” You felt your face turn red at the thought of how Jin helped you take your first hit.
“Jinnie. . . I don’t know if he’ll be comfortable with it.” You look over to Jungkook who has a look of confusion drawn over his face. “Would you be okay with me shotgunning it to you?” You ask him.
“I uh, don’t know what that is but I trust you, whatever it is.” 
You open your mouth to try and explain it, but Jin cut you off saying just do it and he hands you the j and lighter once again. You tell him to sit back a bit and soon as he’s back far enough, you swing your leg over his. Sitting in his lap, you watch as his face starts to turn pink, but he doesn’t protest. He doesn’t seem to know where to put his hands but soon settles on your hips.
“Open your mouth,” you instruct and he follows. “When I breathe out, breathe in. Okay?” He gives you another nod and watches as you place the joint back between your lips and light it. You pull in for a second and then with your free hand, you place your hand on Jungkook’s jaw and pull him closer. With your lips centimeters apart, you blow out into his mouth. As instructed, he breathes in as you exhale and you can feel his grip on your hips tighten ever so slightly. Once you pull away, you’re damn sure both of your faces are beet red. 
“Fuuuck, that was so hot.” Jin groans from behind the two of you. 
“Jinnie. . .” You mutter as you try to peel yourself off of Jungkook, but his grip hasn’t let off. You look at him and he almost seems frozen in shock.
“Look at little Jungkookie,” Jin chuckled as he sat beside the two of you, “cat got your tongue?” You both watch as he nodded his head in confirmation. You watch as your boyfriend runs his fingers through Jungkook’s hair, then turns his head to look at him. “You feel good?” He gives another nod, to which Jin responds with a kiss to his cheek. “Y/N made you feel good?” He whispered into his ear.
Instantaneously, both you and Jungkook freeze. What on Earth was Jin going with this? You watch as the elder, presses his lips to Jungkook’s ears again and whisper something you don’t hear. Jungkook looks back to you and gulps before asking, “Can-can I kiss you?”
Your eyes shot to Jin, who gives you a small nod of encouragement. You give a nod but Jin interrupts. 
“Use your words, sweetheart.”
“Yes, you can kiss me.” You say breathlessly. Jungkook then presses a quick kiss to your lips then pulls away just as quick. 
“Come on, baby boy. You can do better than that.” Jin teases as he presses kisses to the side of Jungkook’s face and neck.
This time, you guide his lips back to yours and softly kiss him. It takes a moment before he starts to return the kiss, his lips soft against yours. You kiss for a few more seconds before pulling away.
“Good. . . now, let’s eat this pizza and finish the movie, okay?” Now it’s the both of you that nod. Jungkook finally releases his grip on you and you slide over to sit beside him.
Jin instructs the two of you to settle back up amongst the pillows while he gets plates for the pizza. Jungkook is still seated in the middle and he looks a bit more at ease then he was earlier. 
“Jungkookie?” He turns to you. “Would it be okay if we cuddle. . .?” 
“Huh? Oh, yeah. Come here.” He said as he pulled you closer to him, you pressed your face against his chest and felt the warmth of his embrace as Jin returned with plates. 
Seeing the two of you snuggled up next to each other, he puts the plates on top of the pizza box and seats himself on the other side of Jungkook. Jin wraps his arms around the both of you and pulls the two of you closer to him. 
You hear faintly as the movie starts to play again in the background and Jin pressed a kiss to Kookie’s cheek and he followed suit by pressing one to your forehead. Whatever that was going on at this moment, didn’t really matter. You were happy and comfortable in the arms of two guys who cared for you.
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shut-up-its-funny · 3 years
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Shotgunning and Cookies
Okay so this is just a fun lil 420 thing, I just really wanted them to shotgun and I really wanna draw them doin so aswell but fuuuuck I am tired and sick and I probably shouldn't have written this instead of sleeping.
Anyway, uh tw for marijuana usage.
Pairing is Remrom.
Wordcount is 1217
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“Happy weed day bitch!” Remus bangs open Roman’s apartment door and throws a baggy at him.
Roman startles from the sudden intrusion of his home and barely catches the bag thrown at him, he holds it up “holy shit, how much is this?”
Remus shrugs “an ounce, it’s not that much.”
Roman quirks an eyebrow “maybe to you, I however don’t smoke as much.”
“That’s like, a months worth for me… mostly; and we’re gonna use ten grams of it to make butter anyhow.”
That piques Roman’s interest more “oh?” he asks.
“Yeah! Cannacookies!” Remus exclaims.
“Okay I’m down, I don’t really have much going on right now anyway” Roman says, he gets up and hands Remus the baggy.
Remus takes the baggy and Roman’s hand and drags him to the kitchen to start on the butter.
The process for the butter takes a little while so after doing what needs to be done and during the waiting period he rolls a couple of joints.
Roman is sitting at the table, the ingredients for the cookies minus the butter is splayed out on the table waiting to be used.
Remus is sitting on the floor leaning against a cabinet; he lights a joint.
The noise from the lighter makes Roman look towards his twin with amusement “starting now?”
Remus takes a drag and blows it towards Roman “I don’t see why not, we’re gonna have’ta wait and cooking high is fun as fuck.”
“Well, you’re not wrong” Roman agrees, Remus pats the floor next to him, Roman smiles and slides off his chair to sit next to his brother.
Remus hands him the joint “hey, I have an idea.”
Roman rolls his head towards Remus “oh boy that’s always a good thing.”
Remus nudges him “shut up, you’ll enjoy this.”
“Oookay, tell me.”
“You know what shotgunning is?”
“I… don’t think so?” Roman says with apprehension.
Remus smiles, he’s wanted to do this with Roman for a long while and he’s not entirely sure how Roman will react but hey he wants to try.
“Okay okay” Remus starts, he stops leaning on the counter and turns his whole body to Roman “come face me.”
Roman moves slowly, still a little wary about where this is going and once they’re sitting face to face Remus grabs Roman’s calves and scoots them closer, he puts his legs over Roman’s thighs.
“Okay, take a drag and when I say, blow it out.”
Roman’s face is on fire, they don’t usually sit this closely or intimately, his heart races.
But Roman does take in some smoke and as he does Remus moves closer to him, close enough for them to be kissing, and Roman would swear that they were about to when Remus tells him to blow.
Remus leans in more when Roman blows out, they are basically kissing now, their lips are touching ever so slightly.
Remus takes in the smoke Roman just blew into his mouth and lets it out through his nose “see, fun huh?”
Roman swallows “y-yeah I, that was… can we keep doing it?”
Despite Remus’ smirk there’s a slight blush on his cheeks; he’s giddy that Roman enjoyed that as much as he did.
Can Roman possibly feel the same as he does?
Remus gains a bit of confidence and wraps his legs around Roman’s torso “yeah of course we can Ro bro.”
Remus takes the joint and sucks in then leans towards Roman, Roman is ready and waiting to take the smoke Remus gives, their lips once again touch just a little bit.
Remus boops their noses together before leaning back.
They sit on the kitchen floor tangled together shotgunning each other until they’re finished smoking the joint.
They don’t disentangle their selves when done however, Remus just leans forward and lays his head on Roman’s shoulder and they don’t move for a while, they sit there and vibe; Roman even starts to play with Remus’ hair for a bit before Remus jolts.
“We were gonna bake!”
Roman laughs “that we were, I can really go for some cookies right now.”
“Saaaaame we we we, we should make some without the cannabutter so we don’t get fuuuucked up.”
“That’s a good idea, you’re smart” Roman praises him and he beams.
Remus unfolds his legs from Roman and gets up to check if the butter is good to use, and it is!
“Get up beeotch we’re baking cookies!” He extends his hand to Roman to help him off the floor, Roman takes his hand and Remus yanks him up maybe a bit too roughly cause Roman stumbles into him, he holds onto Roman’s middle as he makes the both of them lose their footing.
They don’t fall back down to the floor though -which is a miracle honestly- they both laugh holding on to each other.
They eventually turn their attention to the baking ingredients still letting out little giggles.
“Let’s make these cookies!” Remus says smacking the table top rapidly.
“Alright alright” Roman snickers pulling the flour towards himself and they get started.
They measure out all the ingredients they need with only minor distractions, Remus throws a handful of flour at Roman making him squawk out and retaliate.
They have a small war giggling through the whole thing and it ends when they both throw an egg at the other at the same time.
Remus lights another joint as Roman starts balling up the cookies, they trade off every few seconds, joint for balling cookies.
And once all the cookie dough is on the sheet they look upon their uncooked treats with pride and hunger.
“Uh, which are the normal cookies?” Roman asks.
Remus’ smile drops then he laughs “I guess we’ll find out.”
Roman makes a face of uncertainty “isn’t that what we wanted to avoid?”
“They’ll taste different.”
“Oh, yeah that makes sense.”
Remus shoves the cookie sheet into the oven and maybe slams the door closed a little too hard “you’re gonna do great!” he says to the cookies.
“And now yet another waiting game” Roman sighs.
“Shorter time though!”
“Yeah, but I want them nooooow” Roman whines.
Remus giggles and smacks his hands on Roman’s face, squishing his cheeks “I know me too, but we gotta be strong man, we can do this.”
“Doesn’t mean I can’t pout about it.”
“I wouldn’t have it any other way bro bro” Remus says lightly papping Roman’s cheek before moving away.
They look around, the kitchen is in disarray but neither really cares about that right now.
“We haven’t decided what to do while eating these” Roman says.
“Mmm can we just chill in your room, watch stuff maybe play a game.”
“That sounds chill enough” Roman agrees.
The timer on Remus’ phone chimes and he shouts “cookies!”
He takes the tray from the oven and then turns to Roman “okay let's go.”
Roman stares at the tray “we’re… we’re just gonna bring the whole thing?”
“Yeah bitch lets go!”
Roman snickers “yea okay.”
The rest of the night goes by with lots of laughter, they indeed do play games, mostly video games and wind down the night with movies.
They fall asleep snuggled up in Roman’s bed, conked out to the world for the next ten hours at least.
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janaikam · 4 years
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I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You - Heroics
Day 2 of @luxyweek is here!
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XY groaned as his XY bobblehead alarm clock blasted Paris, his latest single. Stretching his arm out, he attempted to turn it off, but he kept missing the bobblehead’s snooze button on its hair.
XY let out a sigh as he sat up on his bed, shutting off the alarm and looking at the time. 8:30.
He couldn’t think of any reason why he would set his alarm to such an early hour. Especially since it was a Saturday. It made no sense to him.
As his mind slowly became more awake, he remembered the blue-haired delivery boy from yesterday and how XY wanted to crash his charity concert today. It was something he didn’t want to miss cause he didn’t know when he would see the blue-haired wannabe again.
The concert was at 9:00, and if he wanted to have a chance to see Luka, he would have to try and get there early. Which meant XY needed to leave for Place des Vogues now. Jumping out of bed and into the bathroom, XY quickly threw on his signature outfit and gelled up his hair into its signature coif. Double checking that he looked presentable, XY grinned and finger gunned at his reflection.
It was gonna be a great day, he could feel it.
Satisfied with how he looked, XY walked out of his room and towards the elevator. The hallway was unusually quiet, causing him to tiptoe down the rest of the way. If people were being quiet then there had to be a good reason. Maybe there was a ghost, or maybe there was an axe murderer on the loose.
All he knew is that he wanted out of the hallway and fast. Thankfully, the elevator was there when he pressed the down button. The doors opened, revealing his father.
Great, someone he did NOT want to deal with this early in the morning.
“XY! My boy!” his father said as XY joined him on the elevator. Bob Roth put his arm around XY’s shoulder and pulled him close. “I have some amazing plans for your career. We’re gonna hit the studio so it looks like you’re making music to shoo away those nasty rumors, and then we’ll find some interviews for you to do. It’s gonna be great publicity!”
XY nodded. “That sounds gucci. But I’m actually going to see some bands perform in the park today. Hopefully, I’ll find some inspiration.” He winked for emphasis. It wasn’t exactly a lie, but who knew what his little trip might bring him.
“Great! We’ll get on this publicity stuff some other time! Have fun finding ‘inspiration’.” The elevator doors opened, revealing the lobby of Le Grand Paris. “Take some good videos!”
XY shook off the weird feeling that he always felt after having a conversation with his dad and continued his walk to the park. The walk itself wasn’t very long, but finding the place where they were having the concert took a while.
It turned out that they rented out a small corner of the park and had formed a makeshift gate around the tiny performance area.
There were two girls manning the gate entrance. A light-skinned girl with bluish looking hair and a darker-skinned girl with red ombre colored hair. They appeared to be collecting money from people as they walked in. XY didn’t really understand why, but charity concerts were weird.
XY checked his jacket pocket for any cash he had on him. While the two girls would likely let him in without any problem, it would probably be best if he didn’t cause a scene. He didn’t know what paparazzi would be around.
Perhaps they might think he was being generous by giving the girls money.
He found a wad of cash in his pocket that looked to be about 420 U.S. dollars. He guessed that it was from his last tour in the United States. It didn’t really matter because it was still a lot of money, and those girls would appreciate it anyways.
As he got closer, XY noticed that their faces seemed to become a bit more closed off once they noticed him approaching. Assuming they were just nervous fans, he strode right up to them and dropped the wad of cash on the table. The girls were frozen, clearly not having expected the donation. XY smiled, proud of himself. Those girls would totally buy his next album.
“Keep the change,” he told them, winking.
He made his way to the front of the stage to try and get backstage, but the second he saw the large bodyguard at the backstage entrance, XY turned back to the crowd gathering around the stage.
He wasn’t ready to confront a bodyguard after his last encounter.
Pushing his way to the front of the stage, XY stole a spot right near the front so he would have a great spot to watch the band. He barely had any time to question why he would want a spot near the front before the band came out a minute later.
A girl in all pink walked up to the microphone set up at the front of the stage while the rest got settled in their positions. XY spotted Luka standing to the right of the pink girl.
“Thank you all for showing up today! It means so much to us and the animals at the shelter!” the girl said. “We have a few songs to sing for you today so-”
An obnoxious cackling from above interrupted whatever the girl was going to say. Looking up to where the cackling was coming from, XY saw that a brightly colored woman was floating in the sky.
Her hair was moving in all different directions. She had a belt of hair sprays around her waist and a long flowy cape behind her. The woman’s face seemed to be angry, and XY wondered what the source of her anger was. He kinda felt bad for whoever it was.
“THERE YOU ARE YOU SELF LOVING PRICK!!! YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HAIR PRODUCTS FOR THE LAST TIME!!!” the floating woman yelled, pointing straight towards him. She reached for one of the many cans around her waist and aimed it straight at him.
At this point, most of the crowd around him had run away, too scared to be associated with the rock star. Jerks.
Instead of running away like everyone else, XY simply moved closer to the front of the stage, ignoring the akuma’s rant. He wanted to see a concert, and an akuma wasn’t going to stop him.
Honestly if XY got hit, then it would be the heroes’ fault for not saving him. If they wouldn’t do their jobs then who would?
Right as he got to the front of the stage, Luka dived straight on top of him. Barely a second later there was a blast right where XY had been standing.
He belatedly realized that Luka had acted as a ‘hero’ and saved him. XY crossed his arms in frustration. He didn’t need some wannabe hero risking his life to try and save him. XY could risk his own life all on his own. Luka had no reason to try and save him.
XY huffed as Luka dragged him up off the ground and out of the park. He followed only because he wanted to give the wannabe a piece of his mind.
Luka dragged him towards some alleyway behind a group of buildings outside the park. The akuma was still following them, landing hits on anyone who had the misfortune of being in her path.
The people who were hit turned into puffs of colored air. Based on the smell of the air, XY could tell that it was hairspray and not good hairspray at that.
The alleyway twisted around and they got pretty far, but unfortunately, it led to a dead end. Luka turned back towards the path they came down, only to stop in his tracks as the akuma appeared, blocking their path.
“Finally, I have you right where I want you,” the akuma said. She stepped closer to the two of them, and Luka pushed XY behind him, standing protectively in front of XY.
“If you want him, you’ll have to go through me.”
The akuma chuckled. “Aw, you need your little boyfriend to save you,” she teased. “In that case, I guess I’ll just have to get you both.”
A yo-yo shot out from a nearby roof, wrapping itself around the akuma’s wrist effectively stopping her from spraying her can. “Nice try Hairspray!”
On the roof, Ladybug had a tight grip on her yo-yo as Chat Noir landed right next to her, examining the situation. “Looks like someone is having a bad hair day.”
Everyone in the alley, including the akuma, groaned at the pun. It was really bad, what was Chat Noir even thinking?
A purple butterfly flashed across the akuma’s face and quickly disappeared. With a new determination, Hairspray yanked on Ladybug’s yo-yo, causing her to fall into the alley.
Taking advantage of Ladybug’s now vulnerable state, Hairspray whipped out her cans and started shooting at her. Ladybug quickly recovered and used her yo-yo as a shield to protect XY and Luka.
Chat Noir dropped down behind XY, startling him. “Grab onto me. I’m gonna get you two to safety.”
Luka moved and grabbed onto one of Chat’s arms. Chat reached out his other arm to XY, and the singer reluctantly took it. Why did everybody have the need to save him today?
Though he had expected it, XY couldn’t help but scream when Chat Noir shot the three of them up into the air. Chat proceeded to jump across multiple roofs until they landed in an abandoned street.
“I’m never letting you save me again. I was in more danger than in that alley! I could have died!!” XY exclaimed, shooting his arms in the air.
Luka and Chat Noir shared a glance, almost as if they were communicating something through their eyes.
“You’re right. Jumping across the roofs was not safe. And you know you’re still not safe here.” Chat looked around for a second and spotted what he was looking for. Chat motioned for XY to follow. “Take this special portal, and you’ll immediately be transported to the safest place in Paris.”
Chat lifted up a sewer cover for XY to enter. “That looks like it goes to the sewers.”
“No, no, no, this is a special portal. My miraculous magic has transformed this sewer into a portal. All you have to do is go through it,” Chat reassured, a friendly smile on his face.
XY shrugged, believing the hero because why would he lie? He started his climb into the portal only to lose his grip and fall straight into sewer water.
“HEY!! THIS IS JUST A SEWER!!!”
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MK Crack Headcanons Round 2
Because there’s more factions and fun to go around, I did some more. Tomorrow I’ll do Outworld since it’s gonna be a doosy
TW: mentions of sex, drug use, alcohol, Kano
Special Forces
- Being shacked up at Desert Command is hardly fun but Sonya’s soldiers know how to party hard with what they got
- Lots of dune surfing, sand diving, bonfires, campfire stories and watching the sunset/sunrise
- Indoors is a lot of blaring music and dancing. There are separate dance squads who battle it out during lunch time.
- The Kombat Kids were in a dance team once. Cassie was the leader, Jacqui isn’t half bad, Takeda got the vote for best ass, and Kung Jin just can’t dance. Like at all. No booty coordination. But damn was he willing enough to try.
- Separately, Cassie likes to maintain her social media whenever she can. She’s got millions of followers on each of her social media platforms, mostly from vlogging and live streaming but also throws in some comedic stuff when she has time to edit. One of her most viewed videos ever is titled “Doing my makeup while under siege!” Command was and is still not happy about it.
- Jacqui spends a lot of time in her room calling and catching up with hometown friends and family, especially dad. Jax calls her at least 5 times a day when he knows she has a free day. Totally annoying but she deals with it out of love for dad. Likes playing sports games and playing guitar. Does cute duets with Takeda and his flute.
- Takeda tries to keep up his Shirai Ryu regime as best as possible when stationed. Meditations, stretches, simple exercises, deflecting hoes. Girls and boys alike thirst for the mini Scorpion but he’s got no interest for anyone other than his one and only girl. Is a very wholesome boy who’s saving himself for the right moment. Still refuses to wear not skin tight leather and likes to tease with it.
- Kung Jin when he’s stationed spends a lot of time hanging around other social circles and doing different activities he wouldn’t otherwise do. He’s gotten into s’more making, BBQing, freestyle rapping and dancing. Don’t tell him he can’t shake it cause he will and you will not like it. Does not pursue the D even when it’s easier here to secure it than back home; soldiers can be too forward for his comfort zone. Still waiting for his Prince Charming to appear from somewhere.
- Sonya is a very serious woman who isn’t fond of fun group settings. During the day, she spends time in a lawn chair reading a mystery suspense or thriller. At night, she may be down for a bonfire with ghost stories to scare the shit out of people, but would prefer a quiet evening with a loved one and a stashed bottle of wine.
- Johnny is always a hoot when he stops by for training sessions or pep talks. Spends all day talking to fans about how awesome he is, doing movie nights with live commentary, and helping people increase their social media followers with an @ or a video. Unlike Sonya, he involves himself in practically all group activities. Also likes sneaking into Sonya’s room for the wine while bringing other booze.
Black Dragon
- It’s exactly what you’d expect from a trashy crime syndicate: booze, drugs, violence and sex galore. Nothing is ever clean or wholesome, and it’s never a real party until someone dies.
- Everything goes down in the warehouse where the Fight Cage is at. Every member from the lowest ranking to the highest gets free dibs on whatever or whomever they want. No one is watching or judging.
- The recruits get thrown into the Fight Cage as an initiation phase. If they survive that, they move onto the drug and drink hazing binge. Plenty of them are out quickly this way.
- Young Erron Black doesn’t dabble in drugs since they make his hands twitch, but is glad to get wasted through shots and is 420 friendly. It was he who got the idea to bring a mechanical bull into the warehouse. Naturally he has the best time but it’s fun seeing others try to beat it. Likes strippers although he finds the cowgirl ones slightly tasteless. Often criticizes their costumes.
- Kano has to stay sober mostly to keep watch for any kind of betrayal or trickery. Has seen and done enough back stabbing to know how it’s done. Keeps busy with girls and smokes, a few pints of beer, some gambling here, and fucking with his commanding officers. Night isn’t over til someone gets lasered.
- Kabal takes his opportunity to go off and hard to the umptheenth degree. Usually the first to get blackout drunk cause he’s a pushover for booze. Loses all of his cash from carelessness and bad gambling. Does a girl or two or three in his private quarters. Is a little too eager to do coke. Once did a few lines on Kano’s a male stripper’s ass cheek on a dare. Kano told him the next day it was pretty wicked.
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April 21st, 2019 - Pat’s Easter/Post 4/20 Donk Souls Stream
Pat played another stream of Donk Souls, back again with Magnum Jr. Stream went on for a little over 3 1/2 hours, so there’s quite a bit to note
Recaps a bit on yesterday's stream, telling the story of Magnum Jr.
Is interrupted by piss as he explains how he wants to find a loincloth for Magnum Jr, we are still on the fight for as naked of a Kong as possible
"Suns out guns out here in Lothric" - Pat, 2k19
Thanks some good subbers
Waluigi subbed up, thank you Waluigi
Vordt of the Boreal Valley is a fun name
"Hey.. hey, man.. hey.... alright bye, guess I'll see you later, man." - Pat @ a skeleton lookin’ enemy who walked away from him
Magnum Jr. has an arrow through his neck is he ok
4/20 was successful because he didn’t do weed due to it being an illegal criminal activity
"I don't want to perry.. what do i look like... Matthew?"
Has a very long stare at the chat ".................Matthew Perry"
Bonk bonk bonk souls
Gives a few more gifted sub shoutouts
Half-logan?
( Chunk of the stream is missing about right here. Only about 30 minutes, sorry about that )
He doesn’t drop pants
Beeline for vort
Memeshart is giving good gamer advice ( I’m sorry Pat, we all know Memeshart is the supreme gamer here )
“I got vorted” - Pat Gill, 2k19
Let’s fucking go, Pat can do it, we got this
Pat has fought this Vordt X times
“Juice time, baby, juice me” - also Pat, 2k19
He’s having more trouble than usual bc his other characters wore clothes
Vordt Souls
RP: do you guys know my dad?
Hums to konkey dong
X is your uber ride, am outside
God dammit, dogs. He’s killing the bone dogs.
One of this weird turtleback men is actually my friends that wants to hang out with me
Does that make me into beef jerky? I want my Kong to be fresh
More dog hate. He’s getting mauled by dogs. “Please lord of Dark Souls don’t let these dogs kill me”
“Why can’t I use ember? Is it because I already am bird shit?” nice joke.
Tropical freeze is such a good soundtrack. He’s done into the past and he may switch to it towards the end
He wants to bottle feed the kittens. He feels the best way to get a kitten to drink out of the bottle is by convincing them they really don’t want it to drink out of the bottle
Just realized he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on in this game after noticing for the first time a person is growing into a plant. Now he’s wondering why the people in this town are turning into trees. Angel b: they’ve commited treason greatest victory : they’re turning over a new leaf
He wants to make today and tomorrow pizza days. And he’s got a big thing of lactaid so he’s set to commit this mistake
He’s working on the environmental storytelling. That’s why he likes it, you have to put it together
If Ken Levine made this game he’d had made it clear by writing on a wall or something but not here
Dark Souls II: spooky stuff here in dark souls. That’s why the game is not called light and breezy souls
He got box stabbed, but he’s having a nice time souls
“This is my friend, Johnny, get it?” - We didn’t get it
“This is my friend, David”
“This is also my friend, Nick”
“Johnny cage.. because it’s a bunch of people in a cage” ( can confirm joke landed only for like two people )
This area gives Bloodborne vibes. Sorta medieval Bloodborne
“I’m not gonna use the whip”
jk he might try
Important update: Charles is sneezing
Camera angle is not in Pat’s favor up in this ruins and he hates it
He doesnt wanna fight anyone called Hodrick
We’re gonna avoid Hodrick and go fight a giant shooting arrows from a tower
22.32 Bijan is here
Memeshart is a consultant-- Pat is calling on memeshart like an Alexa
“Memeshart, play Despacito” Another great joke, Patrick
We’re testing Memeshart’s knowledge boundaries
Memeshart lore: They were picked up from a shipwreck by the current memeshart
Pat doesn’t remember this part being so annoying ( he also doesn’t remember he had clothes for the other characters )
Again with the Johnny/David/Nicholas Cage joke ( but now we all got it )
He’s avoiding killing non hostiles ( he definitely killed them in his main files, though )
Grim Acceptance: The emotion that bopping to The Entire Buck Bumble Theme for 3000 Bits elicits
He’s not particularly excited for the Sega Genesis mini. He didn’t have a Sega so he’s not particularly nostalgic
Bastard Sword: “I am kind of a bastard.”
22.48 Faith’s here
X i s one of hs favorite tracks in the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack
dumbassrights was gifted a sub. a good username, we can all agree
Unspoken chat rule: You aren’t allowed to say you got pizza without also saying the toppings
“He- he packed a bowl, but it was 420 yesterday!” - Pat
Very close to having the loincloth
“Love a big rat”
He doesn’t lock on a lot of enemies, especially big enemies, with enemies surrounding
Even more dog hate. Sorry, can’t relate.
Onion man is with us. he did not help with dog enemy.
“This guy sounds like Paul F. Tompkins doing Alan Thicke”
He’s good friends with the big archer giant. Friendship goals.
Bijan: “Can anyone explain the plot of Dark Souls?” Pat: “No.”
“It’s time to probably die”
Onion man is sleeping, chat decides to spam z for good slumbers
Lore check: this is the son of Magnum Kong , Magnum Kong Junior and he’s trying to find his dad, his papa, his daddy.
Went full “That’s rough, buddy” with “They really just tied a bunch of people to these burning wheels, huh….. rough..”
“I’m not good at archery, but the point is not about doing well, it’s about having fun.”
( sees enemies ) ( gasp ) two of them! ( dies )
Memeshart comes in again to say Pat missed a chest. Thank you for your service, Memeshart
Memeshart was right ( as always )
enemies: throw orbs pat: Is that allowed??
Still hasn’t seen the bone ball. Boneball watch 2k19
“Perfect for us whomst love to hate wear pants”
Spitballing this part because he hasn’t played it.
( picks up a reinforced club ) “I’ve joined the reinforced club. The club is me. I am the club.”
“goin’ on a quick loin cloth quest”
“I’m not sure what burning an undead bone shard does, but 420 was yesterday.” - I am not sure what this means but he isn’t wrong, I guess?
We’re gonna go burn an undead bone shard in a loincloth
“Loincloth is a bit more modest than previous ones but we got the legs exposed which is important” - good fashion advice from pat
“I do like the swing of the cloth it makes you think you might have a little peek if you get lucky”
“I’m touching a lady hold the fucking phone dude. Did I fail the touch?”
Young Man Charles was in the background for like 5 seconds and chat went absolutely nuts. As they should.
“I just wish we could get the ass out more in this game. I guess they cut down on the ass.”
Pat yeeted the sword master.
We’re gonna fuck up a tree. He’s the first or second big boss in Dark Souls 3
Content Warning: Nasty Boss. Pat’s gonna smack this tree’s groin area.
Faith is somehow not fond of this boss. I wonder why
Charlie showed up but Pat is busy busting these veggie’s nuts
Pat’s still adamant about not using the whip: “I’m not gonna whip this tree dude’s nards”
“Watchin’ Highlander on 4/20!”
Does not want to be hollow, would rather be ‘plump and svelte’
“I love when my elaborate attack doesn’t hit.” - A relatable gamer feel by Pat
Pat is having a sweaty one today
“We should clay-less…. We should mackle-less ( old man groaning noises )”
“I think the gentleman doth mackle too much.”
Oh, it’s drag JK Rowling o’clock! sipping_that_tea.jpg
According to Pat you psychologically cannot poop standing up
“Why did she say that? why did she do this?”
Chat says that babies poop standing up. Pat responds with, “Babies aren’t like us.”
“I’ve had enough poopoo peepee talk for today. Fuck JK Rowling.”
Chat is going full trans rights for seemingly no reason, it’s beautiful.
Was that little man always there? We may never know. Pat definitely does not remember the lil dude though, but seems to appreciate his presence nonetheless.
Here goes the french champagne
c h u n k y  r o l l i n ‘
admin duderave put that he spilled cottage cheese on himself in chat, “duderave… how much cottage cheese was spilled…”
admin duderave was laughed at for spilling cottage cheese on himself. it be like that sometimes.
Aerospoon back at it again gifting about 10 subs today. Nice goin’, buddy, doing God’s work on this fine Easter
He was talking about his next stream and got distracted by Charlie, as you do ( the next stream is tuesday at 8pm est )
He’s got the whole day off on Tuesday bc he worked pretty much all week due to traveling
After clicking around for a minute, decided to raid thatguyTagg, and said goodbye
End of stream!
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Forbidden Memory
Hey guys! Thanks for liking my 420 story! Really appreciate it!
 Anyway, this Drabble will be about Charlie, Vaggie and Angel discovering why Sonya have a deep fear of Alastor.
 So relax and enjoy the story!
It was just another normal day in Hell. Sonya was walking until she made it to the to the hotel her cousin Charlie owns. Sonya knocked on the door, and Charlie opened it.
 Charlie - *happily*  “Oh there's my favorite baby cousin!”
 Sonya - *happily* “And there’s my favorite big cousin!” The two hug and then go inside. They saw Husk drinking alcohol like always, but he just ignores them.
 Charlie - “It’s so good to see you Sonya.”
 Sonya - “Thanks Cousin Charlie. My Mom and Dad said that I can stay here for a few days since they are going on vacation.”
 Charlie - “Oh that's wonderful! We're going to have the best time!”
 Sonya - “So how are things in the hotel?” Charlie - “Pretty good. Nothing out of the ordinary.”
Then they heard yelling, running, and laughing. Vaggie came chasing Angel Dust with her knife.
Vaggie - *angry* “I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!”
 Angel - *laughing* “Gets you every time!”
 Vaggie - *taking out her knife* “I'm gonna stab you into a bloody pulp!” Then Angel saw Sonya, and he quickly picked up and held her in front of him like a shield. This made Vaggie stop because she didn’t want to hurt Sonya.
Angel - “Freeze! I got a kid and I know how to use her!”
 Vaggie - “Angel!”
 Angel - *takes out a sewing needle* “I’m warning you: I’ll let out a certain wild child!”
 Sonya - *confused* “Uh guys? Is there a more peaceful way to handle this?”
 Angel and Vaggie - “No!”
 Charlie - “Hey! Hey! What’s all the fighting?”
 Vaggie - *points to Angel* “He keep stealing my makeup and my clothes.”
 Angel Dust - “Hey, I just wanted to try them on.” Vaggie - “You used up all my makeup and now I have to buy more.”
 Angel Dust - *defensive*  "Some people like to make a little effort in their appearances, not that you'd know about that."
 That comment made Vaggie furious and was about to lunge at Angel’s throat. Vaggie - *angry* “I'll skin you alive!!”
 Charlie - “Guys! Enough! *to Angel* Angel you know that you’re supposed to not take things without permission?”
 Angel - *sighs* “Yes Princess.”
 Charlie - “And Vaggie, you know that you can’t be chasing people with knifes.”
 Vaggie - *sighs* “Yes.”
 Charlie - “Okay good. Now Angel, do you mind putting my baby cousin down?”
 Angel - “Fine.”
 He dropped Sonya on the ground.
 Sonya - “Ow!”
 Angel - “Whoops! Sorry kid.” *chuckles*
 Sonya rolled her eyes as she got up.
 Charlie - “By the way, I just got a call from Alastor earlier. He said that he's coming to the hotel today.”
 Vaggie - “Ugh, him again?”
Sonya froze in fear when her cousin mention Alastor’s name. Liz in her shadow form took notice of this and looks worried and concern.
 Angel - “What do Smiles want?”
Charlie - “He just want to see how things are in the hotel and *noticed Sonya look scared* Are you okay Sonya?”
 Sonya - *scared* “D-Did you say A-Alastor is coming?”
 Charlie - “Yeah but only for a short while. He just wanna check things out and then he will leave to attend “business.” Is there something wrong?”
 Sonya - *nervously* “Umm...Do anybody got something pointy? Liz s-said that she wants to come out.”
 Vaggie - “What? Now?”
 Sonya - “Please! You k-know she doesn’t like b-being coop up too long.”
 Charlie - *takes out a pushpin* “Here you go.”
 Sonya - “Okay good! Angel would you like to do the honors?”
 Angel - *excited* “My pleasure!”
 He pokes Sonya’s finger and her eyes rolled up and passed out on the floor. Then out comes Liz with her wild hair, red eyes and fangs.
 Liz - “BADA BOOM! Did you miss me? Admit me it, you miss me!”
 Angel - *happy* “There's my girl!”
 Vaggie - *sourly* “Yeah. The preteen girl version of you.”
Liz - *smirks* “Hey Chica. I can see you are still sour as ever.”
Vaggie - *offended* “Hey!!”
Charlie - “Hey Liz, why does Sonya not want to meet Alastor?”
 Liz looked concerned and turned to Sonya in shadow form. Sonya has a begging pled in her eyes and even held her hands together. Even though Charlie is their favorite cousin, there are some things even she can’t tell Charlie because she loves Sonya.
 Liz - *shrugs and sighs* “Sorry Cuz I can't tell you.  It’s a secret.”
Charlie -  “But you can trust me.”
 Liz - “Sorry Cuz but I can't break a promise to Sonya.”
Charlie - *a little sad*  “Well okay.” Angel - “Sounds to me like she's scared of Smiley.”
Vaggie - *arm crossed* “Well can you blame her?”
 Angel - *scoff* “Aw, you guys are a bunch of fraidy cats.” Liz - *offended* “Hey watch it!”
 Charlie - “Yeah Angel. Alastor isn't the type to be messed with.” They heard the door knocking. That’s when they realized that Alastor is here. Charlie - “Oh he's here!” Liz - “Better change my clothes!”
 Vaggie - “Oh here we go...better grab my spear just in case he tries something funny.”
 Angel - *shrugging*  “I don't see what the big deal is?
 Vaggie - *annoyed* “Don't you ever listen to what I've been telling you about him?!”
Angel - “What?  I hate politics.”
Vaggie sighed in annoyance and went to get her spear. Angel rolled his eyes and decided to go downstairs to get a snack. Once Charlie saw her friend and girlfriend downstairs in the lobby with her, she opened the door and saw Alastor. Charlie - “Oh hello Alastor.”
Alastor - “Hello sweetheart! So wonderful to see you again!”
 Charlie - “It's nice to see you too. Please come in.” Alastor - “Why thank you.”
 Alastor stepped inside and looked around at the hotel. He saw Niffty who busy cleaning was, and Husk was busy drinking. However he decided the hotel looked better than the first time he arrived.
 Alastor - “I see the place is looking quite well.”
 Charlie - “Thanks. My friends and I have been trying to fix up the place lately.”
 Then Liz came downstairs in her ringleader/punk biker outfit and saw Alastor. Liz smiles and tip her top hat.
Liz - “Sir Alastor.”
Alastor - *bows* “Lady Liz.”
 Liz - “What brings you in the Hotel?”
 Alastor - “Can't an old friend stop by for a visit?”
Liz - “Hm that's true.”
Vaggie - *threateningly* “Just don't cause any trouble Alastor
 Alastor - “Dear if I wanted to cause trouble I would have done so already.”
Vaggie - “Still, I'm watching you, bud.”
Alastor was visiting Charlie noticed that Sonya didn't come out at all in shadow form. It was rare that Sonya does that because she or Liz would use usually be out in shadow form to show people that they are Gemini.
Charlie: *thinking* “Huh, that's odd. There's something going on with my cousin, but I have no idea what it is. Why won't she tell me? I'm her best friend and favorite cousin. She can tell me anything.”
Vaggie - *arms crossed* “So What are you doing this time, Alastor?”
Alastor - “Oh I just wanted to make sure this Hotel is in tip top shape.”
 Vaggie - “Yeah, sure you do.”
While that was going on, Liz sat down next to Angel Dust on the couch. They both watch Charlie and Alastor talking to each other.
 Angel - *to Liz* “So what you think of Smiles over their kid?”
Liz - “He may be a cool gentleman, but he's also a little bit creepy.”
Angel - “I don't see what's so scary about him.” Liz - But haven't you been here longer than us? Well Vaggie cause me and Charlie was born here.”
Angel - *shrugs* “I never get involved with politics.”
Liz - “True. I mean they can be a pain in the butt. Like Vaggie.” *snickers*
Vaggie - *offended* “I heard that!”
 Both Liz and Angel Dust snickered which made Vaggie glares at them. As Alastor went to the bathroom and Liz went to get a snack in the kitchen, Charlie walked up to Angel and Vaggie all worried and concerned.
Charlie - “Guys seriously, I'm getting very worried about my cousin.
Angel - “Why? Liz is fine.”
Charlie - “I know Liz is fine but not Sonya. It was like the moment she heard Alastor was coming, she seemed....terrified.”
Vaggie - “Well can you blame her? He's one of the most terrifying demon ever.
Charlie - “I guess. But haven't you guys noticed every time Alastor comes over, Sonya let Liz take over? And whenever we ask them why they do that; they don't tell us or change the subject.”
 Angel - “Hmm once I think about it, that is strange.”
Vaggie - “Yeah it is. But still it's none of our business.” Angel - “Oh come on I mean it's not like the kid ever met him. I bet she just heard about the stories of him.”
Charlie - “Still, I can't help but worry.”
Vaggie - “Why don't you talk to her after Alastor leaves?”
 Charlie - “Good idea, I'll do that.”
After the short visit, Alastor left the hotel. Liz went to Charlie said:
Liz - “Okay Cuz, you can do the old presto change-o.”
 Charlie - “Got it.” Charlie grab Liz I into a hug and pets her hair at the same time so Sonya would come back. Then Liz twitched, and her eyes rolled up and then Sonya was back. Sonya - “Thanks Cousin Charlie. I'm gonna go change into my regular clothes.”
Charlie - “Alright. There’s extra clothes in the bathroom lobby.”
 Sonya - “Oh cool thanks!”
 Then Sonya went to the lobby bathroom to change. Then Charlie turned to Angel and Vaggie.
 Charlie - “Come on guys.” Vaggie - “Where are we going?”
Charlie - “To her room.”
Vaggie - “Why?” Charlie - “To see if we could find any clues about her fear of Alastor.”
 Angel - “Aw sweet we are ransacking!”
 Charlie - “It’s not  ransacking Angel. It’s more like information-gathering.”
Angel - “Same thing as ransacking.”
Charlie rolls her eyes as they went upstairs to Sonya’s room. Once they opened the door to her room, they began their search.
Vaggie - So What are we looking for exactly? Charlie - “Something like a diary.”
Angel - “A diary?”
 Charlie - “A diary, pictures, anything can help. That way we can know her reason and we can help Sonya conquer it.”
They look in their room and Angel opened drawers to see a bag of weed, acid, acid candies, weed cookies and weed snack cakes. Making sure the girls weren’t looking, Angel began to stuff some in his pocket. Angel closed the drawer kept looking and saw a drawer of stolen wallets full of cash
Angel - “Oooh! She's loaded.”
Angel quietly took some of the cash and stuff them in his pocket too. Then be closed the drawer.
Angel - “Nothing in here.”
Vaggie - “You better not be stealing any of her stuff!”
 Angel - “Oh of course not.”
Vaggie eyes him suspiciously and looked annoyed.
Charlie - “Come on we need to keep looking.”
 They kept looking around Sonya’s room. They were also making sure they weren’t leaving a mess. They kept on looking until they heard: “What are you guys going?” They saw Sonya at the doorway in her regular clothes. She looked confused on why her friends and cousin are in her room.
 Charlie - *nervously* “Uh, nothing! Nothing!”
Angel - *arms cross* “Actually we were just going through your stuff.”
 Vaggie - *angry* “Angel!” Angel - *defensive* “What? It’s true isn’t it?”
 Sonya - *angry*  “What?! Cousin Charlie, how could you?! Out of all people I actually expected Angel to do this, or even Niffty. But you?!”
 Charlie - “We are sorry Sonya. It just that we needed to know why you are afraid of Alastor.”
Sonya - “Why do you guys keep asking about that?! I can’t tell you!”
 Charlie - “Because we are worried about you! You can't keep stuff like this hidden forever.”
Vaggie - “I mean you only heard stories about him right?”
 Sonya - *nervously* “N-Not exactly.”
 Angel - “Then why are you scared of him if you haven’t even met or even heard the stories?”
 Sonya - *sighs* “I just can't tell you. *looks at Liz in shadow form* But maybe it's better that she shows you.”
 Angel - *confused* “What the fuck are you talking about?”
 Sonya - “What I mean is that you three can go inside my mind and Liz tell you.”
 Vaggie - “Couldn’t you just let her come out and tell us?”
 Sonya - “Can’t it’s too risky.”
 Charlie - “Well okay.”
Sonya took out her spell book from her shelf and flipped a few pages. She saw the page she needed and said: Sonya - “Somnium Meum!”
 The book glowed and it made Charlie, Vaggie and Angel covered their eyes. They looked around and saw that nothing had happened, and they were still in Sonya’s room.
 Charlie - “Uh Sonya? I don’t think the spell-“
 Suddenly, Charlie, Vaggie and Angel started have sleepy looks on their faces and feel tired. All three of them  passed out on the floor. Charlie felt like somebody was shaking her. Liz - “Hey Cuz. Cuz wake up.” Charlie woke up and saw Liz holding a pool stick. Charlie looked around and saw she and Vaggie was on a pool table. Angel was on the floor and was starting to wake up along with Vaggie.
 Angel - *rubbing his eyes and head* What the bell is this place?”
 Vaggie - “Yeah, where are we? And why is Liz here?”
 Liz - “You're Inside the Mind House.” Vaggie - “The Mind House?”
Liz  - “The Mind House is a place that me and Sonya go to whenever we switch. You can say this is like our second home.”
Vaggie - “Wow. It's something that I didn't expect.” Liz - “Really Chica? What you thought that we would stay in a cage?”
 Vaggie - “For a psycho brat like you yeah!”
Angel - *amazed* “This place is fucking sweet!”
 Liz - “Of course it is Angel D.  I mean,  Sonya and I need a place to sleep and hang out.  *plays pool* so why are you guys here?”
Charlie - “We're here to find out why Sonya is afraid of Alastor.”
Liz was shocked to the point she accidently hit a ball to break a window. Then Liz had an uneasy look on her face as she turns to the others.
Liz - “Cuz...Are you sure you wanna see that memory?”
 Charlie - “Yes I feel like we need to know so we can help her.”
 Liz - *take a deep breath* “Alright follow me.” Liz led them an elevator and pressed a button to a room upstairs. Then the elevator’s door opened, and they were now in a room and saw a lot of yellow orbs on shelves.
Charlie - *amazed* What are these?
Liz - There some of mine and Sonya's memories.”
 Vaggie - “Why are they on separate shelves?”
 Liz - “We may share the same bodies but sometimes not the same memories.”
 Charlie looked and noticed a shelve of orbs. However, this shelf is red and had a wooden red heart on it.
 Charlie - “Hey what’s these orbs?”
 Liz - “Oh those orbs is our favorite memories we perished forever.”
 Charlie looked at some of them and saw it was Sonya or Liz spending time together having fun and comforting each other. Charlie smiles and looked touched at this. Vaggie looked and even saw some of Sonya’s favorite memories involved Vaggie as well.
 Charlie - “This is so sweet.”
 Liz - “I have some too.”
 They saw the same shelve but this one has Liz’s name on it. Angel was looking at them and saw him and Liz was spending time with each other. Even spending time with Sonya. Like Charlie, Angel looked touched as this.
 Vaggie - “Hate to spoil the moment, but can one of these show us something about Alastor?
Liz - “Of course but it's not on any of these shelves. It’s actually- Liz then saw Angel grabbing  some random orbs on the shelves and looking at them. Liz - “Angel D what are you doing?” Angel - “What? I'm just looking. It's not I'm going to do this.” Angel began to juggle some of them. This starting to freak the girls out. Even Angel began to walk while juggling the orbs.
 Liz - *scared* “Put them down!!”
 Angel - “Relax kid I’m not gonna break-“ Unfortunately as he was walking, he tripped over a shelf leg and fell on the ground causing the orbs to go up in the air. Liz, Charlie and Vaggie caught them the falling orbs in time. Angel, however missed one orb and it broke much to Vaggie’s horror and anger.
Vaggie - *angry* “You idiot! Look what you did!!” Liz - *shrugs*  “It's okay, that one wasn't important.”
Charlie - “Really?” Liz - “Yeah it was her learning geometry.”
Angel - “Ugh, I hate that subject. Good thing I forgot about it along with a bunch of other stuff.”
Liz - “So you kind of did her a favor. I mean we usually throw out the memory we either hate or want to forget in the trash bucket.”
 Charlie - “That’s good.”
 Liz - “Yeah but still be careful with these orbs! If they break, then we lose memories of them for good.”
Vaggie - *threatening Angel* “And if you break another, I’ll break your neck!”
 Angel - *raised his hands up* “Okay! Okay I’ll be more careful.”
 Liz  led them to a door with lots of padlocks and chains.   Liz - “There is we store horrible memories. It it’s so bad we locked them up in here.”
Charlie - “Then that's where we must look.”
Liz - “Alrighty let me just open it.”
 Vaggie - “How are you going to open a door like this?”
 Liz - “That’s easy Chica!” Liz took a crowbar and roughly open the door breaking the locks and chain. Then the door opened.
 Liz - “Okay are you guys ready to go in?”
 Charlie - “Yes we are.”
 They went inside the room and saw that the room had dim lights. Liz showed them a dark red orb all chained up. She unlocked it and was now holding it in her hands.
Charlie - “Liz is this it?”
Liz - “Yep. That's the memory I can play it on the TV.” She uses her head to summon and an TV was summoned.
 Angel - *amazed* “Whoa how you do that?”
 Liz - “Dude this is mine and Sonya’s mind. We can summon anything we want.”
 Angel - “In that case can you summon a couch?”
 Liz - “Alright.”
 Liz began to summon a couch.
 Angel - “And summon a table. And make the lights here brighter. I can’t see a fucking thing in here.”
 Liz began to look annoyed and made the lights bright and summoned a couch. Charlie, Angel and Vaggie sat on the couch and Angel put his feet on the table.
 Liz - *annoyed* “Anything else your highness?”
 Angel - “Well…”
 Vaggie - “No! He doesn’t want anything else. *to Charlie* Charlie sure you want to do this?”
Charlie - “I have to know the truth. *to Liz* Liz, play the memory.”
 Liz - “Okay Cuz.”
Liz began to summon some wires and use some wires to connect it to the orb. Then she connected it to the TV. The TV was staticky for a bit, but then it began to be clear. The memory began to play: Inside the memory Sonya was wearing all black and dark gray clothes, shoes, hat and sweater. She was holding her notebook and had a determined look on her face. Sonya - *to herself* “Okay Sonya. This is the big day: to learn about Alastor!” Charlie - “So she was interested in him at first?” Angel - “Seems that way.”
 Liz - “It’s true. Before, Sonya just heard about little fun facts about Alastor like where he’s from, favorite food, music, etc. from people. But she felt like she wanted to learn more things about him. Even telling me to stay inside The Mind House because Sonya felt like it was her mission.”
 Charlie - “That’s true. I mean she does love doing research about people.”
 Liz - “I know but please be quiet. The memory is playing.”
 Sonya - “Okay. Now where could he be?” Sonya saw Alastor and a scared demon walking to a forest. Sonya quietly follow them and was making sure that she doesn’t get caught. Then she hid behind a big log and saw Alastor and the demon near a huge pond.
 Sonya: *whispers* “Now’s my chance.” Sonya watches closely but is not prepared for what she's about to see.
 Demon - *scared* “A-Alastor I'm sorry that I failed! P-Please! Give me another chance!”
 Alastor - *chuckles* “My friend....I'm afraid there are no second’s chances. You failed me and now you must pay the price.” Alastor began to work his powers and take form and the demon is more terrified than ever.
Demon - “No! No! NOOOO!!!”
Sonya was watching this and was looking horrified. Alastor just smiled as the demon before him was destroyed and poor Sonya witnessed everything. She was literally shaking in fear.
Sonya - *horrified* “Oh my god…”
Sonya began to hear footsteps and hide behind the log. However, she did a little peek and saw it was a demon girl around Sonya’s age looking injured. She had lots of swords with her.   Sonya - “Hey I know that girl from school. Why is she here?” Girl - “Aw man. That hunting trip was the worse. I don’t think I can handle-“ The girl saw Alastor and he turned around said:
Alastor - “So I take it the cat is out the bag eh?” The Girl looks mad and annoyed and got out her sword. She began  running toward him about to slice him.
 Girl - “Who are you?!” Alastor just did a slasher smile and quickly killed her. There was nothing left but her swords and blood. Sonya witness everything and became even more scared.
 Sonya: *shocked* Oh my God!!!! Ohh I gotta get out! This is too much!”
Sonya got up and about to leave but she tripped over a rock and landed on the ground. Her hand landed on a twig and accidentally broke the twig in half. The loud snap got it got Alastor's attention and began to slowly turn his head around. Sonya - “Oh no!” Sonya quickly got up and began to run away. She kept on running fast hoping to get away from Alastor or hoping that he didn’t see her.
Sonya -  “I hope he didn't see me!”
However, a powerful red power missed her and burnt up a tree instead. Then she heard Alastor:
Alastor - “You can run but you can't hide!”
Sonya took a quick peek and Alastor was halfway far from her, but he was doing a speed like run. He even still had that wide smile on his face and quickly turn her face so Alastor wouldn’t see her face,
Sonya - *screams* “I better step on it!!”
 Sonya kept running but then her sweater got caught in some pointy tree branches. Even her left  ankle and pants got caught in some branches.
 Sonya - *horrified* “Oh no! No! *tearing up* Not now!”
Alastor was halfway there and saw the mysterious spy. He uses his powers from his microphone and sent a powerful red blast. The red blast did break the branches that trapped Sonya's sweater, but it did a slight cut on Sonya's shoulder. Sonya - “AHH!” Sonya pulled hard and was free from the branch that trapped her ankle. She fell on the ground but quickly got up and kept on running. Sonya was a terrible mess, she was covered in mud, her sweater and pant was slightly ripped, and her shoulder was bleeding. But she didn’t care continue to run to get away from Alastor. Sonya kept on running until she saw that she was by a cliff and a rapid river fill with logs. She knew that these were one of Hell’s rough rivers that was difficult to swim. But Sonya heard footsteps saw that Alastor was still coming due to seeing the red light. Sonya took a deep breath and jumped into the river. Alastor comes to a stop and saw a splash in the river.
Alastor - “Huh. The mysterious figure must have jumped. It may have been a fun chase, but it probably drowned. Oh well.” He left and walked back into the forest. In the river, Sonya came out the water and use a log to swim back to shore. Then she was out of the forest panting and just kept on running until she got home. The memory stop playing, and Charlie and the others are shocked by this memory. Liz sigh and began to unplug the orb from the TV.
Liz - “Now you see why?”
Charlie - *shocked* “I....I had no idea. *realized something* “But Wait...When she was asleep for 3 days, I remember that Sonya told me that she was over exhausted from a hunting trip.” Liz - *sighs* “No...She was actually in a 3 days trauma coma after what happens. I had to take care of her and help her recovered.”
Charlie look shocked and horrified. She never realizes the real reason her baby cousin fear of Alastor was more than just rumors.
 Vaggie - “But why didn't she just tell us?”
 Liz - “Cause it's too risky. You know how gossip quickly spread. Demons especially Katie Kill-B*tch, will reveal the secret. If words get out what Sonya did, Alastor would find out, and Sonya would either end up dead, or his lunch, or whatever Alastor do to demons who spy or threaten him.”
 Angel - “So why you have this memory locked up? Can’t you destroy that piece of shits?”
 Liz - “We can’t do that either! If they are destroyed, Sonya would forget and would want to spy on Alastor again. If she gets caught who knows what Alastor can do? I mean what if she gets traumatized to the point, she doesn’t wake up at all?”
 Charlie eyes widen at this: her baby cousin being killed and never waking up? Not only Sonya’s parents would be devastated, but Charlie would be as well. Sonya and Liz were their best cousin friend and couldn’t imagine life in Hell without them.
 Charlie - “You're right. I have to keep you and Sonya safe from Alastor in case he finds out or try to do something to you guys.”
 Liz - “And that's why we keep this lock up too. I mean it sucks that Sonya have this fear of him, but what else can we do?”
 Vaggie - “Liz is right. Now we understand why.”
Liz - “Good.”
 Liz then led them out the room and chained up the orb. Then she uses her mind to chain the door again. The door was now bored, chain up with strong padlocks.
Angel - “So how do we get out of here?”
Liz - “Oh you guys should wake up right...Now!”
 Confused, Charlie, Vaggie and Angel all started to have that same feeling when Sonya cast the spell. Then they all passed out and a few minutes later, they all wake up in Sonya’s room. Sonya was on her bed reading and noticed that her friends was awake.
Sonya - *uncomfortably*  “Did you got everything you needed?”
Charlie - *sadly* “We did....”
With sadness in her eyes, Charlie hugged her cousin. Sonya was surprised because she didn’t expect a hug from Charlie.
Charlie - “Oh Sonya I'm so sorry.” Sonya - *sighs* “No no it's okay. I should've told you guys like you said.”
Charlie - “No, I shouldn't have pushed you into telling us.”
Vaggie - “Yeah.”
Angel - “Even I thought that memory was brutal…”
Sonya - “Yeah. Now you see why I don't like being around Alastor.”
Charlie - “Yeah…” *hugs her tightly*
Vaggie - “You don’t  have to face him. We won't force you.”
 Angel - “We'd never do that.”
 Charlie - “If you want, we can tell Alastor not to come anymore.”
 Sonya - “Cousin Charlie you can’ do that. Once you think about it, Alastor is the reason you and the Hotel get more respect and demons are even willing come to the hotel. Plus think what he can do if you refuse him.”
 Vaggie - “Yeah Charlie. Alastor isn’t the type that would just pack his bag and leave.”
 Charlie - “But he traumatized and nearly killed Sonya. I gotta protect them.”
 Sonya - “Cousin Charlie listen to me: I know I’m afraid most likely be forever afraid of Alastor, but I don’t want you to do that. Despite Alastor being scary as fuck, he's the one that is helping the hotel. I also think he’s the one that actually likes and respect you because if he didn’t, he would have killed you. You and the others handle him well and even Liz. I don’t want to be the one responsible if Alastor does something just because you turn him away. Besides, he didn’t see my face when that happen, and he does respect Liz. I’ll just have Liz come out whenever he comes by.”
 Charlie - “Are you sure about this Sonya?”
 Sonya - “Positive. I know fear is something you can rid of but this fear of Alastor I can’t cause it’s too risky. And that saying, “you learn from your mistakes.” Well, that mistake you guys saw I had to learn from it. The lesson was never spy on Alastor and you might have this fear forever but it’s just something you deal with.”
 Angel - “Lessons was never for me. Drugs, sex and alcohol are for me.”
 Vaggie - “You can’t even learn how to make your own bed.”
 Angel - “Hey I can so! I just don’t want to.”
 Charlie - “Okay beside that, we understand now why you afraid of Alastor. We won’t force to conquer it.”
 Sonya - “Thank you guys. I’m never going near that blood thirsty sociopath. I’ll just let Liz take over whenever he comes.”
 Charlie - “Alright.”
 Sonya - “Umm...What you guys wanna do now?”
 Charlie - “How about a movie night?”
 Sonya - “Okay that sound fun!”
 Angel - “Ooh I’ll get the snacks!” *left the room*
 Vaggie - *chasing after him* “It better not have any drugs!”
 Sonya was about to leave to until Charlie put her hands on her shoulders and knelt down to Sonya’s height.
 Charlie - “Hey. I just want to let you know you and Liz can always talk to me about these kinds of things. You both know that you can trust me and help you guys in any way that I can. Besides, you don’t have to worry about Alastor if he ever finds out about you. If he even tries to hurt you, he will regret it. I am the Princess of Hell after all, they don’t know the full powers that I have.”
 Sonya - *smiling* “Thanks cousin Charlie.”
 Charlie gave her baby cousin another hug. This time, Sonya hug Charlie back and sigh in relief. She admits that it felt good to technically tell somebody beside Liz the real truth. Now she knows she a definitely trust her cousin and friends to protect her from serious harm.
 Hope you all like it!
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cookinguptales · 5 years
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You know, I’m in California right now, which means I can legally try a lot of marijuana products.
Yeah, yeah, I know, lmao 420, etc. etc.
Look, I have several severe chronic illnesses that do not respond well to any medication I’ve ever tried. This is an exciting time for me because I can try out a lot of different forms of pot to see if anything works. And guess what? I’ve had some success with a few different forms! That’s pretty thrilling!
But then again, there’s reality, too. Even for someone like me who could qualify for medical marijuana in any participating state with my eyes closed, the marijuana I need for my physical ailments just isn’t very accessible.
First of all, getting a medical marijuana card isn’t easy, even if you’re ridiculously qualified. In my home state, which has legalized medical forms of cannabis, there’s a lot of bureaucratic paperwork you need to go through before you can even see the doctor. I had to go to the DMV to get the proper local form of ID (despite having copious proof of residency), then use that ID card to enter all my info into a database, then find a doctor who’d see me, then set up the appointment, then fill out MORE paperwork. All of those steps cost time and money. A lot of money.
Next up, even with a medical marijuana card in hand, the forms that work best on me are not legal in my state. I love night time sublingual strips and this new tea I’ve tried, but neither are approved in my state. Zero edibles are, for that matter. And if you find a specific branded product you like in one state, it often can’t be sold in the next state because it can’t cross state lines.
Worst of all, THC’s not treated like any other medication. I cannot just go to any pharmacy and have a prescription filled. I have to find a dispensary. I cannot just use my health insurance to reduce costs. I have to pay full price — and oh my god is it expensive. I bought just one tea bag of this tea I’m drinking now, and guess what? That tea bag cost eight fucking dollars.
Let me reword this for you. I have been sick for all 28 years of my life. I am in constant pain. I can’t digest food. I am perpetually nauseated and exhausted. I faint and go blind occasionally. My bones pop out of my joints whenever they goddamn want to. And nothing I’ve tried until now has helped. Now I found something literal decades later that helps… and it’s not legal in most states, including my home state, which touts itself as medical marijuana friendly. My primary care physician cannot prescribe it. My health insurance will not cover it. And one dose of it is $8. If I had just one cup of this a day, it would cost me almost three thousand dollars a year.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t afford three thousand dollars a year. A lot of disabled and/or sick people can’t. It’s hard enough to get the damn card in the first place. That’s why I took a few sips of the tea and put the rest in the fridge. I’m gonna have to ration this stuff. And hey, a few sips takes the edge off. I guess.
Frankly speaking, our laws surrounding marijuana are stupid. We know now that it’s not particularly dangerous or addictive. Personally, I think we should just legalize it and do what we can to make things right with the people who were jailed for using it. (A let’s all be real here — the enforcement of that law was never equal to start with.)
Until we have a federal law legalizing cannabis across the entire country, problems like being unable to transport it (even if you have a card) will not go away. Until a federal law legalizes it, the FDA can’t run tests on it. Until the FDA can run tests on it, it can’t be approved as a medication. And until the FDA approves it, it can’t be covered by health insurance.
But since that’s kind of a halcyon dream right now, can we at least stop pretending that the “exception” made for sick people is in any way fair? They can say “oh, well, we make exceptions for people who need it” all they want, but until they overhaul the entire infrastructure surrounding it and start treating it like a real medication, prescriptions will be difficult, the prices will stay high, and the people who need it won’t be able to get it.
This is mostly a rant post, but if you’ve read this far, well. Please call your representatives and make noise. Support the push to legalize marijuana. And maybe support your local sick person who can’t get their hands on a plant that will help ease their symptoms.
And if this post resonated with you or made you think, well. There’s always the THC tea fund.
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didoublez · 5 years
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Rewired, Part 1
I didn’t believe in vampires, until I had sex with one that is. Yes, I know how cracked out I sound and if I were you I wouldn’t believe me either, but I know what I felt and I know that I wasn’t dreaming, even if I was a bit out of it. You see, I know the difference between reality and fiction. No matter how much I try to convince myself, the bottom line is that my body hasn’t been the same since my encounter with Jay When I say Jay, I’m going to assume that you know that I’m talking about Jay Park. Sometimes, mostly outside of the States, he’s called Park Jaebeom. Eh, I call him Jay because that’s what I’m comfortable with. Anyway, after about a month of convincing, my roommate and I convinced our parents to let us fly up north to a Jay concert and a mini summer vacation. They got us a hotel in Baltimore, added a ridiculous amount of money to our bank accounts, and let us do whatever we wanted as long as we promised we wouldn’t get in trouble. The concert wasn’t for a few days after we got to B-more, so we spent a couple days doing tourist stuff. We went through the aquarium, hunted down the Ace of Cakes shop, and ate sinfully good pasta and Black Out cake at the Cheesecake Factory. We went over to Annapolis and walked around downtown and hit up a couple of the monuments in DC. Finally, it was the day of the concert and we headed to the venue early, determined to get as close to Jay as was humanly possible. There were maybe twenty people in line ahead of us, but they looked like lightweights that we could easily push through. We took turns going to the bathroom, or grabbing something to eat, and even knocking out for a little while until the security team started letting people in. Like I said, it was easy to push our way to the front and it helps that my home girl can move grown men out the way when she’s determined enough to get somewhere. We danced and jumped around for the opening acts, excitement building as time grew ever closer for Jay to come on stage. The announcer couldn’t even say Jay’s name before the venue exploded in applause and screaming, which only increased when the man himself came on stage. I fell for him right then and there. He wasn’t overly costumed, although I kind of knew he wouldn’t be because he’s not really the flashy type. Simple, sophisticated swag-a black V-neck short sleeve shirt that showed off his glorious tattoos and dark jeans slung low on his hips with just a hint of his black and red boxers showing. Perfection is the word that comes to mind. He opened his mouth and I swear I felt like I was listening to Heaven’s angels. I had a quick conversation with God, thanking him for blessing us with this gorgeous, talented specimen of a man and apologizing for all the dirty things I was going to be thinking about said gorgeous, talented man. After saying “Amen” in my head, I turned back to the performance. I caught Jay’s eye whenever he came near our side of the stage. I vowed to never wash my hand when he touched it. I was completely mesmerized and I made sure to burn every moment of the night into my brain so that when I got old I was sure that the only two things I would absolutely never forget would be my name and seeing Jay Park live. Being Jay Motherfucking Park, there was a surprise for us half way through the show. A chair was brought out to the middle of the stage and while he took a moment to catch his breath, he asked for a volunteer from the audience. My arm shot towards him before he got the sentence all the way out his mouth and my roommate and I vied for his attention while he chuckled at all us screaming fangirls. Finally, he got up and after a little bit of teasing he picked. You know he picked me, right? I mean, there wouldn’t be much of a story here if he hadn’t. Anyway, I made my way up to the stage and sat in the chair. “What’s your name?” “Harley,” I answered. He gave me a half-smile and I thought he was going to make a Joker reference but he didn’t. “Harley, have you heard my new mixtape?” “Of course,” I said. “Who hasn’t?” A cheer went up from the crowd at my reply. I grinned at Jay who was grinning back at me. “So, you know this song, right?” The music started playing and my eyes widened when he started to sing directly at me. Yeah Oooo Check it out Let me come on over I'm gonna put you on a sofa And do just like I told yah And work that body right Oo shawty I know that you've been naughty So get up on my lap And work it work it Twerk it oh twerk it He did a little body wave at every ‘work it’ and ‘twerk it.’ He walked to the front of the stage and sang before coming back to me. He pulled his shirt off amidst thunderous cheers and handed it to me while continuing the song. I couldn’t keep my eyes off him as he worked the stage and my hormones to the max. In the room in the bed, We do what we do In the shower for hours, We do what we do On the sofa on the floor, We do what we do Girl anywhere you want, Girl we do what we do At the end of the song he came up to me in my seat and took my hand, kissing the back of it. I thought I was going to melt into a puddle when I was able to think straight and after giving him back his shirt (I was made to. Please know that it wasn’t willingly), he gave me a brilliant smile before I went back to my place. When the next song was about to start I realized that he’d slipped a piece of paper into my hand. There wasn’t much on it, just a name and a number, but I immediately recognized it for what it was. I stuffed the invitation to his room into my bra and went back to enjoying the show. My feet hurt, my throat was raw, and my head was pounding but I hadn’t felt more energized in my life. That boy put on an amazing show. I pulled my friend to the side while we waited for a taxi and showed her my note. She immediately told me to go, noting that I would regret it for the rest of my life if I didn’t. I was glad that she talked me into it, because although I knew it was an once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, I was still a little hesitant. Not that I was doubting Jay, but I knew I could have ended up on First 48, or on the back of someone’s milk carton. Even though it was late, we both left messages for our parents telling them that we’d call them later, that we’d had an amazing time at the show and we were heading back to the hotel to go to bed. It technically wasn’t a lie. Jay just happened to have been staying in the same hotel as we were, I just wasn’t going to bed just yet. I knew that it would probably take a while before Jay got back, so the two of us went to our room and showered. My roommate threw on her pajamas and fought to stay awake with me as I tried to find something cute and sexy, but not hoe-ish to wear to Jay’s room. I finally decided on something, changed, and waited another thirty minutes before heading to room 420. I stood in front of the door for a while trying to get my nerves together. I realized I was never going to not be nervous, so I raised my fist to knock on the door, only to have it open before I could actually touch it. I took a deep breath and walked into the room. There was music playing and Jay was standing right there waiting to close the door behind me. He welcomed me into the room and I followed him through the suite. We stopped in a living room area and I saw two glasses chilling in a bucket of ice and a plate of chocolate covered strawberries. “So you just knew I was going to show up?” I joked. “Nah, I'm not that cocky, but I was hoping you would. Help yourself.” “Thanks, but I don’t drink and I’m allergic to strawberries.” “That’s no problem. You can have whatever you want.” “To be honest, I’m too nervous for anything extra.” I don’t know what possessed me to be so honest with him. Maybe it was the way his eyes sparkled at my confession. I felt compelled to tell him whatever he wanted to know. I wanted to do whatever he asked me to. I shook my head, amazed and a little scared by how intense things had gotten from just one little sentence. “You don’t have to be afraid. I don’t bite…much.” “That was so corny,” I burst out. “It’s the truth,” he said. He sat down and motioned for me to sit on his lap. For a moment I hesitated, but I heard my roommate threatening me in my head so I walked forward with confidence I didn’t know I had. “See, this isn’t so bad, is it?” he asked. No, it’s not bad at all, especially if what I’m imagining is actually about to go down I thought. Jay chuckled. “We can do all that and more. I’m yours until the sun comes up.” My head snapped back to get a better look at him. I was pretty sure that I hadn’t said that out loud but he’d answered anyway. What the actual hell is going on right now? “Your fantasies are about to come true,” he answered my unspoken thought. I tried to get up, but he had my waist in a vice grip and I couldn’t escape. “There’s no turning back,” he told me. He smiled and his canines glistened in the light, pearly white and unnaturally sharp. It was shocking, but somehow I wasn’t as nervous as I was before. Jay raised an eyebrow at me. “What’s wrong with you?” “What’s that supposed to mean?” I asked. I was a little bit offended. I mean, he was calling me abnormal on the downlow. “I just showed you my fangs and you didn’t scream or curse, call a holy name, start praying…your heart rate didn’t even accelerate. This isn’t the kind of reaction I was expecting.” I shrugged. “I don’t know how to explain it, but I’m not scared.” As I spoke I realized it was kind of true. It was more hot than anything and I guess that says more about me than it does about him but whatever. “I’m curious. If you expected me to go running and screaming why did you call me here?” It was Jay’s turn to shrug. “I felt drawn to you since the concert. I could feel you in the crowd if that makes sense. I had to have you.” “And if I hadn’t shown up here?” He gave me a cocky half-smile. “There was no doubt that you wouldn’t be here.” “I thought you said you weren’t cocky.” “I said I wasn’t that cocky. There’s a difference.” “Shut up and kiss me,” I told him. I bent my head towards him and he met me halfway. I moaned when our lips connected, the feeling more intense than I thought should have been possible. He had me melting with just a kiss and I was damn curious to see what the rest of night was going to bring if just a kiss had me feeling like this. “Let’s take this somewhere more comfortable,” he said breaking away from me. I got up and then followed him to the bedroom. He looked at me and winked and suddenly I was standing naked in the middle of the room. I can’t say that it wasn’t a cool effect as I watched the same thing happen to him. I had a hard time not looking down, especially when I could see his eyes darkening right in front of me. I looked down and swallowed hard. I was definitely in for something tonight. “There’s no going back you know,” he said. “And once we do this, your life is going to change forever.” “Ha!” I scoffed. “You sound like one of my romance novels. What are you trying to say? I’m going to have sex with a vampire and turn into some kind of sex junkie? Am I going to get bitten and be magically allergic to the sun for the next few days or something?” “It’s not that, it’s just that…no one else is going to be able to make you feel the way I’ll make you feel tonight.” “I don’t believe you.” “I know you don’t. You’ll believe me soon enough.” He pulled me into him and we landed on the bed. I sank into the soft mattress while he climbed on top of me. We kissed again, more feral than the last time, and I felt him nipping at my bottom lip. He pulled away and looked down at me. It felt as though his gaze was going straight to my soul. I shivered uncontrollably. “It begins now,” he said cryptically. I wanted to ask what he was talking about but my voice was caught in my throat. He lowered his head and placed his lips against my temple until it felt hot. He pecked a small trail down to where my jaw hinged and waited until it heated there too. I was confused and for the life of me, I couldn’t figure out what was going on. He continued the process down to the pulse point in my neck, licking and sucking there until I arched off the bed. Instead of going where I thought he would, he kissed down my arm Gomez Addams style, placing a wet kiss against my brachial artery. I felt like every place he went to was on fire. He made his way down my body, between my legs, but turned instead to nip at my femoral artery. “What are you doing to me?” I managed to say. “I’m rewiring your system,” he said simply. I could feel his breath against my core and I moved my hips forward just a little, trying to entice him. “What does that mean exactly?” “Just what I said earlier-you’re never going to feel this way with anyone else.” He punctuated his statement by pushing his tongue deep inside me. I can’t even tell you what kind of sound came out of my mouth because I don’t know either. Jay laughed at my reaction, then went back to devouring me until I was begging him to just stop and let me breathe. “Don’t tell me you can’t hang,” he said, sitting up and looking at me. I tried to glare at him, but it was taking most of my energy to get my breathing back to normal. “I can hang. I just-I just need a minute,” I said. I sounded lame to myself so I can’t imagine how I sounded to Jay. “It’s only going to get better from here.” He positioned himself above me, his thick arousal pulsing against my thigh, the head of it rubbing teasingly against my entrance. I whimpered, begging without words for him to just fuck me into oblivion. He must have read my mind because he laughed and pushed into me. “Shit…” I said as he sank into me. It was like we were made for each other, the way he slid in. I could feel myself tightening around him and I don’t remember ever having sex feel that good. I bit my lip as I got used to him and then nodded when I was ready. He pulled all the way out and then half way in, again and again and it did nothing but tease me. I started crying and cursing, trying to get him to go harder or faster but he ignored me and kept doing his own thing. I stopped fighting it and he rewarded me by pushing in to the hilt. “Jay…faster, please,” I begged and for once he obliged. His pace increased and so did my moans. Not only was he hitting every spot I owned but I could already feel the tell-tale signs of an orgasm building up behind my bellybutton. “You know it’s not going to be that easy,” Jay panted out. Before I knew what was happening, the feeling was gone. I didn’t know what to do with myself but I watched as Jay put his hand to my pelvis, never stopping moving within me, and an orange dot appeared on my skin. It was intriguing and I didn’t know what to make of it, but I chalked it up to the magic of Jay Park and his awesome vampire skills Without warning I was flipped over so that I had to catch myself on my elbows. Jay’s hands went around my waist and I was pulled into him repeatedly. I felt like a shish-kabob, just being speared by him. Every piece of me, from the roots of my hair to the soles of my feet, was pulsing with desire and the need to release. I was begging again although I’m not quite sure what I wanted anymore. “You ready?” Jay said in my ear. I nodded, still unsure of what was happening. His right hand went under me to the spot that had come up before. I could feel my womb heating up and then I was seeing stars and the moon as I came so hard I couldn’t even speak. My body felt like it was tingling all over and I was vaguely aware of Jay calling out my name and collapsing on top of me before I blacked out. When I came to, Jay was laying beside me with that smirk I’d come to love. “What just happened?” I asked hoarsely. “I marked you,” he said. “Meaning…?” He chuckled. “You’ll find out soon enough. You should get back to your room now.” I was still slightly out of it, but he made my clothes reappear and I took it as a sign he was serious so I left without another word. I let myself into my hotel room and went back to sleep. It wasn’t until sometime after noon when my roommate woke me up. “So…how was it?” I opened my mouth then closed it again. I wasn’t sure how much I should tell her, but I knew I damn sure couldn’t say anything about the whole vampire thing. I wasn’t exactly sure that part was real either. “It was…amazing, spectacular, mind-blowing…do I need to keep going? The boy can put down.” “Come on, tell me details!” “I can’t do that,” I said. “I don’t kiss and tell.” “Then skip the kissing part.” I glared at her and refused to say anything about it. We spent the day in the room because I really wasn’t up to walking around. Sometime that evening, someone knocked on the door and my roommate came back with a note for me. Thanks for last night. Yes, everything you think happened did, including all the supernatural stuff. It’s a perk of being like me. I didn’t mean to wear you out so much. Yes, I know what you’re thinking even if we’re not near each other. Like I said, I rewired your system. You can’t shake me, no matter what. No one else will ever be able to make you feel like I did. You’re mine now- Jay I didn’t know what to make of it, but I tucked the note into my journal and didn’t think about it for the rest of my trip. So, you’re probably wondering what I meant in the beginning about my body being different since my Jay encounter. Let me explain about that now. About two or three months later, I hooked up with an old boyfriend. We were both single and horny and we ended up having sex. I remember him being kind of good, and while he was slobbering all over himself, I couldn’t even enjoy it. I was trying to figure out was wrong with me and I chalked it up to maybe I was just not into him like that anymore. I had an idea, and after a bit of whore-ish behavior my conclusion was that Jay really was a vampire. He’d rewired my system to respond only to him in sexual situations. I still wasn’t sure, so I turned to the internet. I swear you can find anything with a little bit of time, patience and inprivate browsing. My suspicions were confirmed and I groaned in frustration. How could he do this to me? Not that he isn’t fucking gorgeous but to make it to where I couldn’t get off without him…that was just cruel. As if a gift was being sent from whatever saint listens to sexually frustrated females, my message alert when off and in my email was a complimentary ticket to the next Jay show, with airfare and hotel included. At the end of the message, after the small print were the words: I told you, you can’t shake me. I’m the only one you’ll need. I marked you. You are mine. Yes Jay, I thought, I’m yours.
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In the mind of a “Top Tier” Protoss player
        Hey guys, PtitDrogo here, after reading a really amazing post tournament write up by one of my favorite Magic player ( https://twitter.com/lsv/status/1105124626429079552 , seriously, if you’re even slighty into magic go read this) I felt like it would be kind of cool to write down how the past month went for me in term of strategy preparation for the last few tournaments I played, mainly focusing on wesg and WCS ro8.
You win some you lose some
             To set the tone, before wesg I was of two minds about my play, I managed to qualify for the ro8 of WCS after beating Mana and Namshar, but I got seriously owned by Bly and Nerchio at IEM, not taking a single map and going home with 0 dollars.
            It’s still honestly a little bit confusing to me, the same confidence in my ability to play a defensive style against mana completely failed against bly, and my faith in my timings that worked great against namshar just got dismantled by nerchio. I could go on longer about this but sometimes you just don’t play well, and I’ve learned that dwelling on it is the worst thing you can do.
All eyes on Spaghetti boy
            Looking at the groups of WESG, a top 1 finish in my group would give me a good shot of having a “beatable” opponent in the bracket, and winning that match would mean winning 5k, so it was my objective coming into the event.
The man to beat being obviously reynor, who previously kind of walked on me in the last group stage of wcs, I had a couple of ideas in mind and also discovered some new cool stuff beforehand.
            I now knew that he actually really liked hydralisk midgame, and I actually really liked it, what was once the bane of my existense is now a pretty manageable opening in my opinion since the hydralisk got quite a bit weaker, you really don’t have to play scared and can even pressure yourself.
I was practicing some kind of 3 base high eco Chargelot archon pressure and having so-so success with it, I kind of wasn’t sure if I wanted to go for it, but without a better idea that’s what I was gonna go for.
“Wow, he actually does open hydralisk every game”.
            There’s a bit of a difference between telling yourself something and seeing it for yourself. After watching Probe vs Reynor It really hit my that reynor was playing hydralisks not only on big maps but on everymap, add to that a tendency to add some zerglings to deny the third, and 15 minutes before the start of my match I’m changing strategy without practicing it.
EDIT: Watching the vod of the Bo3, I actually was completely wrong, lol, I looked at the game at the only time he made some hydralisks, to secure a game already won by a roach nydus, and the other game was just a ling queen nydus, I guess I saw what I wanted to see !
“The Yoloswag build”
            It’s honestly such a terrible build, it’s not a particulary strong push, and it relies on your opponent not going roachs and REALLY thinking you’re going for a macro while also being a little bit of a bad player for not using your prism.
This is just an 8 gate that wants to cancel its third base in the first place to being able to afford 8 gateways production in the first place, the idea is you poke with 2 archon, run away from the queen, cancel your third because of the nasty zerglings, and while you pretend to being completely owned you warp more archons and zealot in a corner and you go kill the guy, a classic really, and I knew it would be very effective againt lings into hydras, sometimes last minute change of plans do work, color me surprised.
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“Oh no you canceled my third dang it”
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“Nothing going on over here”
“The 420 Blazing it DT drop”
            This one has kind of a funny backstory to it, I was practicing with a zerg for IEM, and he really wanted me to play DT drop because he thought his opponent would do it for sure.
“Alright, but I really think it’s shit” is what I said.
2 hours later and a LOT of wins later, I had to concede that it was pretty good, to quote my practice partner “your Dts being 7 seconds faster is actually a pretty big problem”.
            Sometimes you’re very wrong about what is good. Here’s the thing tho, I didn’t have time to check a vod to do the build, so I went by memory, old memories of 2017 in fact, and the way I remembered it you would have to cut a lot of workers and do a lot of little adjustements to get a very fast DT drop going even if it meant sacrificing some economy.
Turn out not a lot of protosses were doing it. The end result was 4 Dts being warped at 4:23, and most games they would just kill the third hatch. So I was feeling pretty confident it would work.
In my game against reynor I warped my Dts at 4:21.
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They killed the third hatch.
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            I was honestly so confused as to why or how I managed to have a better timing than in the game I was practicing against the ia, but hey I’m not complaining.
Later Reynor told me he didn’t know Dts could come this fast, and the 4:20 DT drop kind of became a meme among players for the rest of the tournament, I haven’t warped exactly 4 Dts at 4:20 yet, but hey maybe next wcs I’ll do it without meaning to !
So I ended up with a very pretty to look at 10-0 score, wasn’t easy of course, Iasonu and Probe were two players I was also scared of but I thought that playing standard was my best bet and indeed it was, also almost lost a game to PsiArc where I was very behind in economy but managed to attack right before his bunker finished, sometime lucky.
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There is no way the Germans can cross the Maginot Line
            My opponent for the ro16 was Lambo, not a bad draw but not the best, I was confident I could win tho, and the new variation I was trying out in practice were going great, I had a great plan for the best of 5 and a build for every single maps.
All of that preparation came crashing down with a pretty swift 3-0 LOL.
            Game 1 was death by 12 pool, Cuz here’s the thing, to get a 4:20 DT drop, you can’t probe scout, little guy needs to work overtime ! I actually was mainly hoping he wouldn’t have the balls to 12 pool game 1 and I was going to scout after core anyway, whats the worse that could happen?  
            Game 2 was a very good game until it all came crashing down, I actually very like this double stalker opening poke, I was practicing against a zerg and made 2 stalkers by mistake on this map, and the overlord that usually always manage to run away died this time, and the very confusing double stalker oracle move out forced quite a lot of lings. So I decided to run with it in the tournament
When I was trying to explain it to the other protoss as a “great opening that looks very confusing to the zerg but doesn’t actually do anything” they were unconvinced; Haters; when it becomes the norm in 2020 don’t forget about me.
In the actual game the 2 stalkers squad worked great, I actually even killed an overlord at his base ahahah. I was in a VERY strong position in the midgame, and thought there was no way I could lose.
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Well, nydus happened, no warpin available, no recall, an awkward attempt at a basetrade and a very long death animation trying to rebuild my templar tech to spend my gas bank later, It’s 2-0.
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“Money in the bank pimping ain’t easy” 
            Game 3 was just a standart 2 base nydus that if I was a few second faster to recall my oracle or if I wasn’t supply blocked on 53/54 to then warp one more stalker I would have won, oh well, sometime it’s just not going your way.
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“The correct play here is to go alt tab and go complain on Bnet forums” 
It was obviously very annoying to lose one step short of making 5k, but there was a silver lining to losing to hard and so quickly to cheese.
All of my preparation could still be used for WCS.
An FFA would pretty much have been the same right ?
            The big Round robin was here, and good god is it spooky. All of the players there are good and even if 6 players out 8 makes it it is very very scary.
My goal coming into the group was to barely make it, “maybe 2 wins is enough to squeeze in” is what I thought.
The first thing that is interesting to note is that I got pretty lucky in the order of my matchs, my 4 first matchs were all PvZ, then on day 2 I got the two PvP and the PvT.
That made practice fairly easy and nobody was able to prepare for me for day 2 as I didn’t have any of the same match-ups.
“You lose some…
            Against Serral, I had a pretty good first game to be honest, even tho I didn’t do flashy damage with the DT drop I still kept the pressure with the archons and was in what I thought a pretty good situation with the army I wanted.
Here’s the thing tho, Serral is annoying, like VERY annoying with his mutalisks, so before moving out for a strong attack I overmade defensive structures by quite a bit (3 canons in natural mineral line lololol) because I felt like I could afford it. So when I pushed, as you might expect it, broodlords were already out, and even if it might not be a well known fact in the community yet, Lategame PvZ is pretty unwinnable, at least against serral, gg.
            Game 2 was just an embarrassing game of me messing up my build order and losing my prism to 6 queens to then die to mutalisks and roachs. Not the most interesting of games and the kind of showing you really don’t wanna produce but it sadly happens too many times.
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“Queens defend everything reeeeeee” 
            Against Reynor I’m actually blaming the first game loss directly onto serral. I actually very efficiently dealt with the mutalisks while teching to storm extremely fast (more on that later) and was in a very decent position. But I subconsciously felt like I needed to attack much faster than I actually had to because of the previous game (Check the Hive Drogo !! Scouting is allowed reeee) And just made the game extremely easy to play for reynor with a reckless attack.
            The second game was just a meme, another case of 12 pool, but this time even tho I scout it very late I pull all of my probes and take a very efficient fight against the zerglings, and at this exact moment I am in a very good position.
The correct play was to make a stargate in the wall and just move out with the adept and leave the zealot home.
I didn’t finish the wall and moved out with 2 units, Reynor did a runby with some more lings and I had to go home.
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I then proceed to not finish the wall and moved out with 3 units, Reynor did a runby with some more lings and I had to go home.
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I then proceed to move out with 2 adepts leaving 2 at home, Reynor did a runby with some more lings and I had to recall home
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I then proceed to try to finish the wall but Reynor did a runby with a LOT of zerglings and I had to gg back to the lobby.
This is the kind of game where you just feel very stupid, I like to call these games failing an IQ test, because thats what they truly are.
… You win some”
            This is where I finally get the talk strategy, because there’s kind of of prerequisite to win games to be able to brag about how great of a strategical mastermind you are.
“The triple triple”
            After all the hype about the 420 DT drop, the first thing I obviously was looking for was a build that would look like a DT drop, but was actually a complete blind counter to the usual DT drop response from most zergs.
Thus came to life the triple triple, 3 gate, 3 oracles, warp twice (not 3 times rip symmetry ) and then you just go for it. The gas timing is very similar, only one adept and stalker are produced by the gateway, you have a proxy pylon from your main that can directly warp low ground so that the overlord at the natural cant see it, and the one adept boy can walk around to deny lonely lings from getting vision. All of that for an explosive cocktail that will kill a zerg making roachs expecting Dts, not having enough spores or queens to handle the triple triple squad.
Also, I’ve come to realize in practice that it’s not even that bad of a build in the first place even if scouted really early for some reason.
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“Sometimes it kills 10+ workers” 
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“Sometimes a lot more”
This amazing innovation of the PvZ metagame that I’m sure will be a staple in the metagame (it won’t) allowed me to take a map off Lambo and Elazer, for the other map I had to resort to the amazing build that comes next.
“This is totally an archon drop I swear you better make roachs”
            I really don’t know how to call this, You just go for the normal archon drop build except you mine more mineral and make an early forge, then take a third slightly faster than an archon drop timing and just make 4 templars super early so they can bank energy so you can do a +2 push with 8 storms extremely fast. While you’re doing the build you run around with your first few units to deny vision so the zerg gets scared and think he might have missed the prism.
Oh, and you also make a LOT of probes, I’m talking non stop, enough probes to fully saturate the third when its done.
“But Drogo, wouldn’t it be strictly better to just go storm drop? Zerg would actually see a prism and be scared and you would also do economic damage even if they make roachs !!”
And to that I say, I like to keep it simple ok, maybe next year when I actually get good at the game.
            Anyway, This build actually gives you a pretty powerful set-up in the midgame, I used it to kill the Hydra bane of Lambo and succesfully defend the nydus onslaught of Elazer (I didn’t strictly do this against elazer actually, I was pretty scared of a spooky all-in), which is usually not possible unless you were a greedy boy in the early game. So all of that gave me 2 points on the board.
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“4 templars just chilling at home, Safe working conditions are too rare in the Starcraft universe” 
When the Zerg is away the Toss will play.
            For the second day I had 2 PvP, a PvT, and a lot of times on my end to prepare. So I did, I watched a ton of rail footage, and observed that he wasn’t afraid to play his ladder builds in tournament, so I was feeling fairly confident I could just win by having stronger build orders.
Little did I know this would be the hardest series of the tournament by far.
The first game felt like a walk in the park at first, you’re going 3 phoenix against fast expand forge first? There is no way in hell I am losing this. I played it a little bit safer than I could have but I was very confident in my ability to hold his 2 base push.
Turn out, I was wrong, very wrong, Rail just made a bigger army and kept warping in, and eventually our armies got to a size where his two untouched immortal he had over me actually packed quite the punch and our upgrades were equal. So even with a third nexus mining for a while, I’m losing the game.
            The second game I was sure of what he was going to do, some adepts with an expand and robo follow up, so my plan was pretty much to play with a lot of gates units and go Stargate to have good control of the game, simple plan, but effective.
The issue is, I forgot to prevent him from pylon blocking my wall, then I didn’t realise he let his pylon finish, I built my Stargate in vision of his pylon …
So yea I canceled that real fast and improvised a blink opening, a build I haven’t practiced in a really really long time, without any possibility of scouting, turned out I didn’t need to, since verdi went for his robo opening into constant presure with adepts sentry immortals, with me sitting and pure useless stalkers, down 1-0 and 30 supply, disruptor knocking at my front door, I didn’t like my odds one bit.
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Oh well, sometime lucky.
I’m sure the third game will be much smoother.
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Oh no (not pictured here, 3 sentries also died)
This has to be a record for the most amounts of units lost to the 2 initial adepts in a professional game
There’s almost something peaceful about being so far behind, you can just try out wacky stuff and see if it works.
Which is somehow did, after two pretty successful adept and a basetrade clearly going in my favor, I brought back an impossible game and was very happy with myself.
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If you’re wondering how on earth I managed to get surprised by 2 adepts, all I can say is that I was way too confident in my preparation, as I was so sure that he was going for his safe expand double probe scout strat, I didn’t have adepts on my mind until the last 3 seconds.
Overall I would say that my preparation for this serie was very bad, even tho I spent the most time on it, even if you can tell yourself beforehand to not mindgame yourself by thinking too hard, it can still very much happen.
So after that emotional roller coaster of a series, it was time to play a PvT against big Gabe, and I had quite the revolutionary strat prepared.
“The triple triple… Again...”
            Sometime you watch one series that makes you fall in love with a strat, for me it was Zest vs Innovation where Zest defended a marine drop with 2 oracle and a phoenix, warped more adepts across the map and immediately killed Innovation, I thought to myself “I can do that” as it didn’t look too hard.
I hate Stargate openings in PvT, I truly hate them, I’m always in a good position with them but I always lose anyway, but on the other hand, I’ve loved shading adepts and oracle at random times since LOTV beta, so I thought it was worth to give it a shot, especially because I thought Gabe wouldn’t expect me to play stargate.
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Worked just as planned, a refreshing turn of events after the last series.
            The second game (what game on kairos ? never happened Protoss doesn’t lose PvT remember) is what I like to call “New Year Zero, the movie”. I really think this map is incredibly protoss favored, it’s really not on everymap that starting 2 forges because you’re supply blocked and can’t start your first colossus ends up being a the best decision you could have made.
After killing the Raven and a decent chunk of bio in the middle of the map, I thought I had a real timing there, I had 5 seconds of hesitation after seeing so many liberators, but after sending an hallucination and seeing that Heromarine was Still 1/1, I decided to A move into him anyway, it was either gonna be a genius, killer instinct like move, or another brick to the monument that is the ThrowGo Legacy, a win win really.
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“Sir, this is Hallucinated phoenix speaking, Terran is 1:1 you’re clear to go”
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“Roger that” 
It went great and the twitch chat of that game had a very reasonable discussion about game design talking about how great it was that protoss could attack into this many liberators.
            I don’t have much to say about the last Serie vs Showtime really, I was already qualified so all the presure was off and I felt great, and I don’t think I could talk at length about great of a strategical mastermind I am for faking going phoenix and actually going Dark templars !
He didn’t exactly do what I expected to him to do so this was pretty much freestyle that worked in my favor and not anything prepared. 
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“Artosis favorite unit showing us what peak starcraft is all about”
The second game was a cheese that I had seen before, Double proxy gate zealot with canon rush, I was fairly confident that it was overall pretty bad, and this game didn’t change my mind.
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“The best unit against canons is actually the probe”
Amazing Gaming
            So overall it’s a 5-2 Score !! This wasn’t what I expected at all and I was obviously thrilled, too bad I failed so many IQ tests otherwise the first place would have been easily in my grasp.
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I have a lot of cool new strats with weird names prepared for LA, I hope I’ll win so I get to brag once again about how smart I am ! (not really).
Hope you guys enjoyed this blog, and I would like to dedicate this victory to this chinese Stuff bear, he kept his promise and without him I would never have survived those nyduses.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvPWIAvhKSl/
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chiderilas · 3 years
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(Almost) PhD(one)
Okay so today (or actually yesterday) is 21st of April 2021. Just 1 day after 420, and I really think I should definitely start celebrating this date starting next year. Doesn’t have to be a big thing, but just a small gesture to commemorate that I made it out alive. It was one hell of a ride, working through a 4 years PhD. Fuck yes I fucking wrote a dissertation not in my first language. I mean yes I did learn a lot of knowledge and wisdom, but I did not get out unscratched. I would say there is a lot of burden coming alongside of having more knowledge in this world. It is heavy, but hey, at least I’m still alive. But unscratched? I would say I never thought my mental health would ever deteriorate this bad in my life. Hence, I really should take few months break. Just to care about myself, which apparently a thing I forgot since the last few years.
Ah, I might as well drop this here. About things that is on my mind today. I mean, I know that in a year time, when I read this, I probably gonna smile, how different my life turns out to be. I know I will be in much better place in a year time. It’s just, hard at the moment.
So first, I finally submitted my correction today! Yay. Finally done and just need to wait for it to get approved and I will get my PhD by 11th of May. Boy it was mad, 8k more words added to the manuscript.
Which brings us to the second: I just had another panic attack. I’m fine though. I took a deep breath, I controlled my breathing, and I tried not to think. I definitely need to exercise more and not to think too much. So what triggered it? I guess to begin with, a friend of mine just told me that they are having something akin to baby blues. I came to my mom, asked her about what she knows about it, and I really should have known before I asked her, that she doesn’t believe in mental health. I mean I tried to have faith in her. But turns out I was wrong. She just dismissed it and said stuffs along the line of “it’s not real, they need to get their stuffs together” which made me quite upset. To add to this, I was browsing on reddit, stumbled upon someone’s experience in making their UK visa, and it brought me to dread. What if my application got refused? I mean I can always try again, but just thinking about it, it gave me dread. I don’t think I’m up for another disappointment and all the hassle with the website. Not done just yet, also found a subreddit called extomato. Which apparently talked a subreddit dedicated to make fun of people who left that one religion. I mean I’ve tried to be lowkey about it, but it’s just nauseating, why people can’t just leave other people on their own. Just because people have different faith, doesn’t mean that you have to bash them, do you? I guess it gets a bit too much for me, considering my mom is very likely not to be on my side if it comes to any kind of arguments. But that’s the shittiest thing about growing up, you grow apart. Oh by the way I uninstalled my Insta earlier. Can’t handle the social and how people just hanging out everywhere as if the pandemic is all gone.
Lastly, I have to admit. Writing up my emotion in words like this actually made me feel much better. To be able to address them, and sorting them out what makes me feel upset and what makes me sad. However, I know that at some point I need to move on with my life. You know what, let’s just finish writing up this paper and once I’m done with that, I can start taking coursera. As soon as I’m done with the paper, I have a feeling it won’t be long before It’s time for me to leave. Even if the visa got refused, I still have the course to do, which gonna keep me busy. I probably gonna miss summer and longer time before meeting my partner, but hey, at least everything is still fixable. Yes there will be more hassle, but it’s not like it’s a dead end, so it should all be fine in the end.
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mirai-eats · 7 years
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Twenty Minutes of Awkward Silence
Keith needs help studying for an English midterm and Pidge knows exactly who can help.
Voltron, klance/laith, 3,218 words, rated G, modern/college AU
MASTERPOST
“How likely will I get out of this exam if I throw myself off a bridge?” Keith sighed.
“If you give your professor a heads up you’re gonna attempt suicide she’ll probably give you a couple days extension.” Pidge didn’t even look up from her textbook. “I heard she’s nice.”
“Yeah, she’s nice, but I have to read almost whole novels before every class on top of all the short stories and poems and a reading exercise. Who does she think I am, an English major?”
“This is a class aimed towards English majors, so, yeah, it’s right to assume so.”
Keith huffed. “I’m interested in American Lit. I was hoping we would go over Edgar Allen Poe, but he’s not even on the syllabus at all and I’m already too far in to drop the class.”
“Woe is me, my class doesn’t provide my emo poetry,” Pidge mocked, voice rising a little over a whisper. The guy sitting at the table next to them threw a dirty look their way over their ceaseless chatter, or really, aggressive whispering.
“Please let me live. I just really like The Raven. And I thought it would be a fun class, but this is the least fun I’ve had in my academic career.” Keith slumped over the table and rested on the open pages of the thick, bible-paged textbook.
There was a few moments of silence between the two, where Pidge focused on writing down some equations from her book and Keith kept sighing despondently into the abused book.
“Stop sighing and get a tutor,” Pidge snapped. “I have a midterm in two hours and my study guide isn’t even done.”
“I don’t know anyone in class and I don’t have money to buy one,” Keith groaned.
“Ask Lance,” she said simply.
Keith bolted upright from his textbook pillow. “What?”
“Ask Lance.” She finally looked up from her notes. “It’s his minor. He probably already took the class and has old notes he could give you.”
Keith’s mouth went dry. “Isn’t - isn’t Allura and English major? Wouldn’t it be easier to ask her?”
Pidge smirked. “Oh, you could, but she’s busy working on university applications on top of her midterms. Besides, I’m pretty sure she took World Lit instead, so she wouldn’t be able to help you.”
Keith bit his lip and absently flipped through the Bible-thin pages, the sides weighed down with numerous note tabs and crinkled at the tops. He didn’t want to look at her, would rather be looking at this specific chapter of Huckleberry Finn.
“He doesn’t bite dude.” Pidge reaches across the table and touched his hand. “Lance is a seriously sweet guy. Like, I know everyone’s he’s dated up to this point were all stupid to break up with him. He’s so dang sweet and considerate with them. If anyone deserves a guy like Lance, it’s you, okay?” Keith looked up and met her stern gaze. “I really think you should tell him how you feel. It’s stressing you out so much you’re scared to ask for help. And maybe, if he rejects you, it would help clear the air. Yeah, it’ll be awkward for a bit, but trust me, you’ll feel better.”
“When did you get smart on people’s feelings?” Keith snorted.
Pidge pulled back her hand with an anguished look on her face. “I may suck at emotions, but I’m clearly better than your pining ass if you need advice from me.”
“Didn’t ask for it. You freely gave it.”
“You looked so pathetic, I needed to do something. You didn’t say it, but your puppy dog eyes and depressive sighs said you did.”
“Um, thanks, I guess,” Keith said and looked back down at his book.
“No problem. Now text him because when’s this test?” Pidge cupped her hand over her ear and leaned foreward.
“In two days . . .”
“Yeah . . . text him. You need help.” Pidge slammed her book shut and started gathering her stuff.
Keith pulled out his phone and nervously typed out a message, erased it, then typed out a new one. It took him probably a good five minutes too long to type it out. He handed his phone over to Pidge, who was standing over him like a hawk and watching his progress, to double check if it was okay. Without even pausing to look she hit send.
“What was that for! I needed you to proofread it!” Keith snatched the phone from her hands, who was too busy cackling to actually stop him.
“Dude it’s a simple ‘I need help studying for English can you help me?’ Not a confession! Jesus, oh my God, Keith.” She snorted.
Before Keith could give her a retort, his phone vibrated and startled him enough to fumble with the phone for a second. His hands were so clammy he had to swipe a couple times to actually open up the text message.
Me Today 10:43AM Hey I’m not doing too hot in my English class right now but Pidge told me it’s your minor and you probably took the class already would you be able to help me study? The exams on Thursday.
Lance Today 10:44AM Ya sure what English is it so I can find my notes? Today 10:45AM & we can do it tonight?
Keith sucked in a breath. “Tonight?”
Pidge frowned. “Why are you asking me for permission? You’re a big boy now.”
“I’m scared?”
“Text him, ya goof! Now I gotta run to class. Stay safe and make good choices.” Pidge waved and she was gone. Keith gave a solemn wave and turned back to his phone.
Me Today 10:47AM American Lit 241 with Corey this class is a mistake but I already put too much work in it. And tonight works.
Lance Today 10:47AM OH I LOVE HIM I LOVE 241 YES I CAN HELP U MY PLACE OR URS OR LIKE A STARBUCKS MY DUDE? A LIBRARY? A LIBRARY MIGHT BE BAD
Me Today 10:48AM Would my place work? Shiro’s out and from what you told me your roommates lowkey scare me. Is 4 ok?
Lance Today 10:48AM I get off class @ 4:15 so 4:30ish?
Lance Today 10:49AM I’ll find all my old notes and study guides & I’ll bring some guac
Keith smiled and tucked his phone away so he could at least pretend he was reading. It was a little difficult with that weird fluttering in his chest and trying to contain the smile on his face. He couldn’t help it! He was going to have his first date with Lance! Well, no, this wasn’t technically a date, but this would be the first time they’ll be hanging out by themselves in the few months they’ve known each that’s actually planned ahead and not them running into each other in the courtyard or library. No one was bound to run into them, too. And best of all, Shiro’s gone for the night to a concert in the next city over with Matt and Allura.
Maybe Pidge is right, this is the perfect time to tell him how he feels. But maybe after they get some studying done to avoid any awkwardness that Keith is sure to bring.
Tonight couldn’t come fast enough.
Scratch that thought. By the time four came around Keith was stressed out.
At exactly 4:19, a knock rang through Keith’s little apartment. He sat there for a few moments trying to wipe the sweat off his palms and work up the courage to stand up. At 4:20, he stood outside the door with a hand hovering over the doorknob, that damn fluttering in his chest and belly kicked into overdrive. It was hard to breath with what felt like his lungs were full of beating wings.
At 4:21 he opened the apartment door to Lance’s near blinding grin.
“420 blaze it,” he said.
“It’s passed 4:20 you missed it,” Keith huffed and stepped aside to let him in.
“It’s your fault for taking so long to open the door,” Lance frowned and kicked off his shoes next to where Keith and Shiro had theirs neatly lined in the shoe rack by the door. “You ruined my joke, mullet.”
“Mullet?” Keith had instinctively went to touch the ends of the hair curled around his neck.
“Yeah, business in the front and party in the back. Although,” Lance reached up and caught a lock between his fingers. “You’re more like angry in the front scary in the back.”
Keith had locked up at the brush of fingertips to his hair but immediately melted at that comment. He frowned and said, “Shut up.”
Lance snorted and came fully into the apartment. “I have the guac but sadly, I don’t have the good tortilla chips. Just some generic party brand.”
“I’m not picky.” Keith took the tupperware full of the delicious, green goop and chips from him and put it on the ottoman tray where two textbooks, a handful of of pens, a notebook, and a half empty mug of coffee were already strewn across it.
“Alright so,” Lance plopped down in the couch and started rifling through the notes, ”if the test is in two days, and this is all your notes, then I’m really scared for you.”
Hesitantly, Keith took a seat as close as he could next to Lance so he could still reach the notes but left several inches of space between them. God, did hearts normally beat this fast? “I need so much help. I’m not even gonna pretend that I know what I’m doing.”
“Well,” Lance paused to eat a chip heaped with guacamole, “you need to know who wrote what and generally when, so that’s a start. Take notes on general information like a summary along with maybe like a little factoid about the author and the time period. Then, basic things like literary elements, themes, and characters. After that, we can go over discussion questions to help you get a better idea of what you’re doing.”
“What the fuck,” Keith whispered.
“Don’t worry,” Lance patted his arm. “Corey likes to hype you up and over-prepare you, but once you sit down, the exam’s like, ten questions, and only four of them are long answer.”
“Do you see all these tabs I have in here?! I have two days to learn all this!” Keith could feel the rising panic bubbling in this chest. It overpowered those beating wings.
“Hey, hey calm down, it’s alright.” Lance turned in his seat to run his hand up and down Keith’s back in a soothing gesture. “Yeah, it’s scary, but trust me it’s all the hype. We can cut down on a lot of the reading. You don’t need to know every single poem. Just breath, it’ll be okay.”
Keith took a steadying breath then finally nodded. “Okay. Where do we start?”
Lance reached into the backpack he brought and pulled out his laptop and two of his own copies of the textbooks. They were worn down and had probably twice as many tabs in it as Keith’s did. “Sparknotes,” he simply said.
“Why? I- I thought we couldn’t?” Keith felt like Lance just slapped him with some forbidden knowledge.
“Professors hate it when we cheat with Sparknotes, but I’m taking sixteen units this semester, so I’m allowed a break. Hand me your reading list. Let’s write down what we need to focus on first before we can write up a study guide. Then, after that, we can go over it.” Lance cracked open his worn book to one of the tabbed pages; the thin paper bled in a rainbow of pens and highlighters. There was almost as much text scribbled in the margins as there were in the text itself.
Keith gave a hum in acknowledgment and passed the reading list to Lance.
Much to Keith’s surprise, Lance was very no-nonsense when he came to studying. He helped Keith outline everything he needed to know, then pulled up Google, Sparknotes, and even his own notes (which, Keith noted, where near illegible) to go through every bit of information Lance believed he would need. It was tedious work going through a few dozen short stories and poems in great detail, but he would admit that this was actually fun. Lance kept the mood light and easy, but best of all, his endless stream of commentary actually felt like it helped Keith learn the material better. At first, Keith thought Lance was goofing off, but later realized in Lance’s own roundabout way this was helping the material stick, like:
“If you really think about it  Luck of Roaring Camp is basically like a family can be fifty dads, a dead prostitute as the mother, and a singular baby they still somehow managed to kill. There’s fifty of them, Keith. Fifty.”
“Jim is perfect and doesn’t deserve any of this mistreatment. Huck? Yeah, he was a dick but he was actually getting character development until Tom Sawyer shows up and decides to ruin everything for the drama. God I hate Tom, that racist asshole. Why does he get a whole attraction at Disneyland and not Jim? Jim deserves an island.”
“I didn’t actually read Law of Life but it’s Jack London. It probably has something to do with nature and death, maybe socialism, too.”
“Hey, Lance?” Keith cut through one of their rare moments of silence. Lance grunted to cue Keith to keep talking. “You’re. . . really good at this. Like, you obviously love these classes, so why isn’t this a major?”
Lance put down the book he had buried his nose and gave a thoughtful hum before he turned to face Keith. “I’m passionate about English but this is something that’s more of a hobby than anything. But I can’t have three majors, I already tried it for like a semester and decided that it wasn’t worth it so I bumped it down to a minor. Linguistics and education are tough but I really want to take up a teaching job after college and teach kids languages. Maybe I’ll go back to school to get a full bachelors in English one day, who knows.”
“What language would you teach?”
“Spanish, probably. Or even Spanish to English. I know French and I’m learning ASL right now for the heck of it but I just really love learning new languages. After my ASL courses I’m gonna pick up either Korean or Japanese I haven’t decided yet. Oops, sorry,” Lance said as he jerked back, a dark hue coloring his face. “I got off topic a bit.”
“No, no it’s fine!” Was keith flapping his hands around again like an idiot? He was, wasn’t he. “I like listening to you talk. It’s nice.” He wanted to physically kick his own ass for letting that slip now.
“Oh, um, thanks.” Lance’s cheeks flushed darker and he turned away.
“Let’s uh, get back to work.” Keith slid the textbook closer to him and attempted to bury his face into the thin, ink soaked pages.
The silence that followed was the thickest, most awkward twenty minutes of his life. Keith couldn’t focus on the scribbled over text and his notes. Instead, he kept side eyeing Lance and the clock. He hated this. Lance was zeroed in on his laptop screen, lounged across the little loveseat like it was his own place. It was impossible to tell if he could feel the tension too between them, or if Keith imagined it on his own. He should just. . . break the silence and tell him. This is too much, the silence too thick and cloying. The weird fluttering in his chest had settled heavily in his gut, pounding harshly against his insides. Sweat had coated the inside of Keith’s hands and was it him or was it getting hotter and harder to breath in here?
Pidge told him it would be ideal to clear the air with Lance to at least get this off his chest. Of course, she’s right. Keith felt like once he told Lance he would feel so much better but he didn’t want to ruin this friendship they’ve developed and make it awkward. Like now, he thought bitterly. It’s hard for him to make new friends being as socially inept as he was. Lance is one of the few friendships he managed to make by himself without Shiro’s meddling and he’ll be damned if he ruined it over a stupid, gay crush.
But on the other hand, he needed to stop psyching himself out and give himself a solid do it, Kogane because he knows Lance is a sweet guy. He would never hurt him or intentionally push him away.
Before he could scare himself with more uncharacteristic inner monologuing, Keith decided he needed to shape the fuck up and tell this boy how he feels.
He took a deep steadying breath, put down the textbook in his lap, and turned to face Lance fully. “Hey,” he said softly.
Lance looked up from his laptop, his glazed over eyes snapped to attention. “What up?”
Do it, Kogane. “I like you.”
If Lance hadn’t been paying attention before he certainly is now. A crease formed between his brows and his mouth opened like a fish.
“I like you a lot, like, more than a friend? And uh, if you don’t feel the same way that’s fine I can get over it I just don’t want to mess us up, you know? And if-”
“Hey Keith?” Lance cut off his rambling. “I like you, too.”
“No, no! Lance, I really like you, like, I want to date you and hold your hand and stuff kind of like!”
Lance giggled, Keith felt his heart do a backflip. “Keith, I want to date you too.”
“You do?” Keith’s heart kept doing backflips but straight out of his chest.
“I do.”
“Seriously?”
“Yes, seriously. I want to hold your hand and be your boyfriend and stuff.”
Now it was Keith’s turn to gape like a fish. He could feel his cheeks getting hot under Lance’s gaze but he didn’t care at all because Lance wanted to hold his hand too. “Can we,” Keith hesitated. “Can we hold hands and be boyfriends now?”
The grin that split across Lance’s flushed face made Keith’s heart levitate. That deep, heavy feeling in his gut was gone. Keith tentatively reached over the loveseat where Lance reached out his own hand to meet in the middle. They gently held hands without interlacing their fingers; neither wanting to squeeze too hard, scared it would pop this little bubble of happiness they made.
This warmth Keith felt in his chest was overwhelming. He wasn’t complaining though; it felt wonderful. Lance was his boyfriend now.
Lance was the first to pop the comfortable bubble around them. “Hey, you started the explication paper, too, right? The one that’s due at midnight the same day as the midterm, I’m guessing?”
Keith froze. “The what?”
“You know, the six page minimum poetry explication with six academic sources that counts as a good 20% of your grade?”
Keith leaned away from Lance, then pinched the bridge of his nose and groaned loudly.
“You forgot, didn’t you?” Lance whispered, almost fearfully.
“I forgot the paper!”
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heatherrdavis1 · 4 years
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BITCOIN MUST DO THIS OR ELSE ITS DUMPAGE!!! THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS TO THIS MEGA MOVE
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Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Wow. Let’s rewind it back. I think this whole area is just going to be heavy resistance. So, for example, if people are trading and you’re thinking, you know, how high could this go? Where could things get really roughed up? Right. This this whole area most likely will not be easy to break. OK. And I can tell you, that’s between like eighty one to seventy five. You’re going to definitely be a lot of resistance, I think, at that level. Wow. Looks like we found our resistance, guys. Right about that. Seventy five hundred. We’re bouncing off. Most importantly right here, this is the fifty day moving average. Now we’re actually above the 21 day moving average as of March 25th. OK, so we got some meat under our belts if we would go down. Guys, there’s actually perfectly lines up. This is a pullback, right. We’ll talk about our pullback targets as well as our targets to the upside. Bitcoin currently struggling, guys. We have so many different targets to look at that we can corroborate with these other charts. Very interesting stuff. Breakout target, you guys can see we are coming in line with our first resistance. If this is a true breakout, then we’re going to show you what really needs to happen next as well. Only about a month away, the bitcoin having will this increase the bitcoin price floor, meaning will this set a new level that bitcoin will never be able to go back under again because of mining costs? And as well, this is the deciding moment, guys. Wow. Let’s delve right in. Oh, what’s going on? My little Shango Langi. Welcome back to another exciting episode. We have a few things we want to talk about before we really delve into this bitcoin price, guys. So many cool, interesting things. Specifically, we did get a little breakout, but guys, we cannot get really bullish until these certain levels are broken. And if in fact, we would come back down because some people probably are going to panic if we go below 7000. Again, we want to show you where levels of support could be. And we think this is all going to happen relatively fast. This is going to be probably a pretty quick week. So we really have to delve into that. First off, we did actually just order a new shipment. So we should be getting those actually fairly soon. I ordered them last night of ledgers and I already got the e-mail that they’re coming to me. So maybe there won’t be a big delay. It actually says they’ll be here very, very shortly. So very cool. Nice new stock of letters coming, guys and guys, if you know when this one makes you leave a comment below, hit the dings, hit the lights, subscribes, hit all the stuff. Let’s do this. I just want to go over a few pieces of news that I posted on Twitter before we really delve into the DEA guys. There’ve been so many spam accounts. I can block comments. I can block these accounts so they can never come out on my video again. But still, I do that and I still get like 30 to 50 every single day, especially over the past week for some reason, like the same format, same scam. So I’m really trying to block these things, but I don’t even know where they’re coming from. It’s absolutely insane. And guys, as we tweeted about last night, this green line is where we found major resistance. You see it bouncing off here and we have not gotten above that. So we can actually switch to the chart. You guys can see that it’s actually on this one here. You can see that’s where we got rejected. OK. Last night we were right about here on this candle. And you can see over the last 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4 hour candles, we got rejected up there and that’s where we found the resistance. So key area there on these short term time frames, potential support actually down at the 72 and as well, higher resistance. We need to break right about seventy five seventy six hundred, which actually perfect lines up with this week, which we can really just really jump right into. But before we do that, guys, we have this having coming up. Right. OK. Only about a month away now. Is it possible that we see a price floor for bitcoin? We’re going to go over this article. Very interesting. Let me know what you guys think about this. This could be huge. As you saw in the past, we can actually switch to this. You guys can see after the hangings. The price does tend to go up. And now this is a moment we’ve been waiting for. If you guys remember back to last summer of twenty nineteen, we go back to here, we were not ready to be there yet. We were still a pretty long amount of way from having guys. But now finally, there is a fundamental reason why the price of bitcoin may never sink below certain levels again. Potentially specifically these zones right here, the three or four thousand and as well the five to six thousand. Maybe these levels will never be seen again, will they? Or won’t they? Do they or don’t they make sure to leave a smash below? Guys, can we hit 420 smashers in this video? Make sure to smash it up now. Primarily, I wanna spend some time talking on this, guys, because this is the big thing and I want to spend most of the video in the team talking about this. I don’t point this out as well. I’ve had this drawn here, but actually would have forgotten about it. But I actually saw crypto zombies video this morning. So he actually reminded me that this line actually was playing resistance and this is part of this falling pattern here. So I had it drawn into like here, but I never extended it. But because I saw his video, it reminded me. So shout out to the man, the king himself. But basically, yeah, this is one reason we’re getting resistance. I think that’s a big reason. Specifically, though, I think part of the biggest reason as well is the daily 50 simple moving average is pink. This purple line right here. OK. So that’s one reason. Another reason. And yet a third reason, obviously, is this. So there’s many reasons why you’re finding resistance right here. And this is kind of like the do or die right or fly moment, guys, if we can break this. And if we can continue up and I don’t mean breaking it by like $50 or $100, I mean a substantial move. Another candle. This size, then that would be really bullish. So we would need another five to six hundred dollar. In my opinion, to be really bullish for the short term, but there are always these possibilities that we’re gonna dive into. First off, the target for this breakout, if it is in fact at your breakout, is very high. OK. Nine thousand again, as we talked about yesterday. I think that’s a little too high. I don’t necessarily think that’s realistic. I think there’s a little too much resistance in the way before the short term, a very possible scenario that we could see if we’re not able. OK. This is all assuming that we’re not able to keep up the pump ridge, because if we’re not able to if we keep up the pump edge, then I mean, the team kind of speaks for itself. It’s it’s pumps out. Right. Absolute pumps on. So if we come back down to like this sixty nine, seven thousand dollar level, we could see a very strong bounce off here as we’ve had you have resistance here ever since March 19th. So a very long time, a few weeks where we had this is pretty strong resistance. So if we come back down, we won’t see support there to get mega blast off balance, mega zoom zone. But as we’ll hear, if we get rejected off here, this would still be OK. Even if we came all the way down to that 64, 64, 90, about sixty five hundred. So even if we went below the seven thousand sixty five could be important. And as well, guys, so important because that’s exactly where the 21 daily moving averages simple moving average. So these this line of this descent, channel nine months in the making, very important. This is on the daily. This is on the 4:00 hour. So it’s not necessarily as robust. I think this will be a more important level to stay above if we can find support here as well. We’re that. Twenty one guys. That would be golden if we get a pullback. OK. That’s on the downside. Now, there’s always the possibility that we do something like we’ve seen recently. We have a fair amount of candles on this chart where we have indecisions spinning top candles like you see right here, just like this one. OK. You can see that right here. And then the following day, we see a move up. So it’s possible. Today’s the big day. OK. Basically, I want to say this Tuesday is so important. If that candle closes like this, this would be perfect. If we got a candle that didn’t go up and it didn’t go down. If it just basically held right there, guys, that would be bullish. OK. Now, if we face a sharp rejection off of here, then that would be bearish. So today is really the day to watch. If today we can refrain from dumping and not we don’t even have to pump as long as we can hold, as long as we can hold here, then that could be golden. And tomorrow it could be very likely that we could try to get above this 50 moving average. OK. Very key. But as we talked about, you saw in the intro there, this is a very muddy zone. This is where most of the resistance is. OK. In the very tippy top of that would be right around here, like the eighty three to eighty five. But for the most part, this is where the strongest resistance most likely will be. We can actually zoom out and show you guys for the past almost three years when we actually make this a little smaller. You can see this three years. This area right here guys, you can see a very amount of very big amounts of resistance right here, just volume in general of the PVR. This culminates in a almost 3 years of data. So this area is huge, I think, and it is no coincidence that that’s exactly where the 50 and 200 day moving average are. Right. Right here, guys. So, again, very big zone. I think this is going to be much harder to get above than even this entire range right here. And like I said, if we’re able to get above this and go up to these levels, then I think it’s gonna be fairly easier to break this very long three year downtrend. OK. This goes all the way back to 20000 U.S. dollars all the way up there. OK. This could be a lot easier to break than it was the last three times. OK. Failed here, failed here and obviously topped out there back in twenty, seventeen, twenty, eighteen. So muchos importantto us if we’re able to break above that, guys. Very important. But right now this is kind of like the do or die rider fly decision time. So crucial. So will keep an eye on that on this chart. I wanna spend some time doing this, guys. This has been my absolute favorite tweeted about this chart last night. These lines have been crucial. Obviously, we got a bounce right here. So if if we can stay in this range, ideally what I want to do, there’s gonna be only about two more for our candles before we get a daily close here. So as long as we can remain above like the 73. Yeah, basically stay above 70, 300 guys. This would be good, but we’ll have to see what happens. We really don’t bounce around in here and then we could potentially see this climb up. But for right now, we really need to hold. I think I think the fact that we see like a spinning top candle where we have the body in the middle and then equal size walks on either side is probably the best bet we have right now. So if we can hold that absolutely golden, beautiful and then that, you know, things to watch for. Let’s have you jump to this article, guys, because of this. Let’s take a look at this is posted by Tony Spilotro on News BTC. Basically, according to data from a top crypto industry analyst, price floor Bitcoin could jump to as much as seven to eight thousand US dollars immediately after the having takes place. OK, about a month away. Bitcoin’s having its currently set to occur May 13th, just about a month away. The lack of cell pressure causes price to grow quickly, resulting in what many analysts refer to as a minor’s bottom. The bitcoin miners or an absolute price floor to which bitcoin price won’t trade below. Because if it does. Miners will stop selling and prices eventually stabilize. And according to data miners, bottom is set to rise to seven to eight thousand US dollars. The moment that having takes place next month. So, guys, what do you think? Do you think this is possible? If so, absolutely beautiful and golden. These things are starting to look very exciting. We’re really closing in on this, having guys a. The way. Time to get excited about the having. We could’ve been putting it off the last few months because everything going on in the world, obviously. I think that is the smartest thing to do. But now time it’s coming down to crunch time. Now this is where things get spicy. So, guys, thanks so much for watching. If you want all the T-A that I know and continuously we’ll be added two for one price for it, the cheapest price out of every course I’ve ever seen. Definitely. Check out the course, you know, in my YouTube videos. I definitely have to play the algorithm a little bit. I got to make him a certain length. I got to do certain things with the videos. But in these guys, these are jam packed full of knowledge and knowledge alone. I don’t got to play that YouTube algorithm over here. OK, so definitely check it out. Still a nice sale going on. If you want information, check out the description in the comments below and I’ll see you guys in the next one.
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BITCOIN MUST DO THIS – OR ELSE IT’S DUMPAGE!!! THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS TO THIS MEGA MOVE
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Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Wow. Let’s rewind it back. I think this whole area is just going to be heavy resistance. So, for example, if people are trading and you’re thinking, you know, how high could this go? Where could things get really roughed up? Right. This this whole area most likely will not be easy to break. OK. And I can tell you, that’s between like eighty one to seventy five. You’re going to definitely be a lot of resistance, I think, at that level. Wow. Looks like we found our resistance, guys. Right about that. Seventy five hundred. We’re bouncing off. Most importantly right here, this is the fifty day moving average. Now we’re actually above the 21 day moving average as of March 25th. OK, so we got some meat under our belts if we would go down. Guys, there’s actually perfectly lines up. This is a pullback, right. We’ll talk about our pullback targets as well as our targets to the upside. Bitcoin currently struggling, guys. We have so many different targets to look at that we can corroborate with these other charts. Very interesting stuff. Breakout target, you guys can see we are coming in line with our first resistance. If this is a true breakout, then we’re going to show you what really needs to happen next as well. Only about a month away, the bitcoin having will this increase the bitcoin price floor, meaning will this set a new level that bitcoin will never be able to go back under again because of mining costs? And as well, this is the deciding moment, guys. Wow. Let’s delve right in. Oh, what’s going on? My little Shango Langi. Welcome back to another exciting episode. We have a few things we want to talk about before we really delve into this bitcoin price, guys. So many cool, interesting things. Specifically, we did get a little breakout, but guys, we cannot get really bullish until these certain levels are broken. And if in fact, we would come back down because some people probably are going to panic if we go below 7000. Again, we want to show you where levels of support could be. And we think this is all going to happen relatively fast. This is going to be probably a pretty quick week. So we really have to delve into that. First off, we did actually just order a new shipment. So we should be getting those actually fairly soon. I ordered them last night of ledgers and I already got the e-mail that they’re coming to me. So maybe there won’t be a big delay. It actually says they’ll be here very, very shortly. So very cool. Nice new stock of letters coming, guys and guys, if you know when this one makes you leave a comment below, hit the dings, hit the lights, subscribes, hit all the stuff. Let’s do this. I just want to go over a few pieces of news that I posted on Twitter before we really delve into the DEA guys. There’ve been so many spam accounts. I can block comments. I can block these accounts so they can never come out on my video again. But still, I do that and I still get like 30 to 50 every single day, especially over the past week for some reason, like the same format, same scam. So I’m really trying to block these things, but I don’t even know where they’re coming from. It’s absolutely insane. And guys, as we tweeted about last night, this green line is where we found major resistance. You see it bouncing off here and we have not gotten above that. So we can actually switch to the chart. You guys can see that it’s actually on this one here. You can see that’s where we got rejected. OK. Last night we were right about here on this candle. And you can see over the last 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4 hour candles, we got rejected up there and that’s where we found the resistance. So key area there on these short term time frames, potential support actually down at the 72 and as well, higher resistance. We need to break right about seventy five seventy six hundred, which actually perfect lines up with this week, which we can really just really jump right into. But before we do that, guys, we have this having coming up. Right. OK. Only about a month away now. Is it possible that we see a price floor for bitcoin? We’re going to go over this article. Very interesting. Let me know what you guys think about this. This could be huge. As you saw in the past, we can actually switch to this. You guys can see after the hangings. The price does tend to go up. And now this is a moment we’ve been waiting for. If you guys remember back to last summer of twenty nineteen, we go back to here, we were not ready to be there yet. We were still a pretty long amount of way from having guys. But now finally, there is a fundamental reason why the price of bitcoin may never sink below certain levels again. Potentially specifically these zones right here, the three or four thousand and as well the five to six thousand. Maybe these levels will never be seen again, will they? Or won’t they? Do they or don’t they make sure to leave a smash below? Guys, can we hit 420 smashers in this video? Make sure to smash it up now. Primarily, I wanna spend some time talking on this, guys, because this is the big thing and I want to spend most of the video in the team talking about this. I don’t point this out as well. I’ve had this drawn here, but actually would have forgotten about it. But I actually saw crypto zombies video this morning. So he actually reminded me that this line actually was playing resistance and this is part of this falling pattern here. So I had it drawn into like here, but I never extended it. But because I saw his video, it reminded me. So shout out to the man, the king himself. But basically, yeah, this is one reason we’re getting resistance. I think that’s a big reason. Specifically, though, I think part of the biggest reason as well is the daily 50 simple moving average is pink. This purple line right here. OK. So that’s one reason. Another reason. And yet a third reason, obviously, is this. So there’s many reasons why you’re finding resistance right here. And this is kind of like the do or die right or fly moment, guys, if we can break this. And if we can continue up and I don’t mean breaking it by like $50 or $100, I mean a substantial move. Another candle. This size, then that would be really bullish. So we would need another five to six hundred dollar. In my opinion, to be really bullish for the short term, but there are always these possibilities that we’re gonna dive into. First off, the target for this breakout, if it is in fact at your breakout, is very high. OK. Nine thousand again, as we talked about yesterday. I think that’s a little too high. I don’t necessarily think that’s realistic. I think there’s a little too much resistance in the way before the short term, a very possible scenario that we could see if we’re not able. OK. This is all assuming that we’re not able to keep up the pump ridge, because if we’re not able to if we keep up the pump edge, then I mean, the team kind of speaks for itself. It’s it’s pumps out. Right. Absolute pumps on. So if we come back down to like this sixty nine, seven thousand dollar level, we could see a very strong bounce off here as we’ve had you have resistance here ever since March 19th. So a very long time, a few weeks where we had this is pretty strong resistance. So if we come back down, we won’t see support there to get mega blast off balance, mega zoom zone. But as we’ll hear, if we get rejected off here, this would still be OK. Even if we came all the way down to that 64, 64, 90, about sixty five hundred. So even if we went below the seven thousand sixty five could be important. And as well, guys, so important because that’s exactly where the 21 daily moving averages simple moving average. So these this line of this descent, channel nine months in the making, very important. This is on the daily. This is on the 4:00 hour. So it’s not necessarily as robust. I think this will be a more important level to stay above if we can find support here as well. We’re that. Twenty one guys. That would be golden if we get a pullback. OK. That’s on the downside. Now, there’s always the possibility that we do something like we’ve seen recently. We have a fair amount of candles on this chart where we have indecisions spinning top candles like you see right here, just like this one. OK. You can see that right here. And then the following day, we see a move up. So it’s possible. Today’s the big day. OK. Basically, I want to say this Tuesday is so important. If that candle closes like this, this would be perfect. If we got a candle that didn’t go up and it didn’t go down. If it just basically held right there, guys, that would be bullish. OK. Now, if we face a sharp rejection off of here, then that would be bearish. So today is really the day to watch. If today we can refrain from dumping and not we don’t even have to pump as long as we can hold, as long as we can hold here, then that could be golden. And tomorrow it could be very likely that we could try to get above this 50 moving average. OK. Very key. But as we talked about, you saw in the intro there, this is a very muddy zone. This is where most of the resistance is. OK. In the very tippy top of that would be right around here, like the eighty three to eighty five. But for the most part, this is where the strongest resistance most likely will be. We can actually zoom out and show you guys for the past almost three years when we actually make this a little smaller. You can see this three years. This area right here guys, you can see a very amount of very big amounts of resistance right here, just volume in general of the PVR. This culminates in a almost 3 years of data. So this area is huge, I think, and it is no coincidence that that’s exactly where the 50 and 200 day moving average are. Right. Right here, guys. So, again, very big zone. I think this is going to be much harder to get above than even this entire range right here. And like I said, if we’re able to get above this and go up to these levels, then I think it’s gonna be fairly easier to break this very long three year downtrend. OK. This goes all the way back to 20000 U.S. dollars all the way up there. OK. This could be a lot easier to break than it was the last three times. OK. Failed here, failed here and obviously topped out there back in twenty, seventeen, twenty, eighteen. So muchos importantto us if we’re able to break above that, guys. Very important. But right now this is kind of like the do or die rider fly decision time. So crucial. So will keep an eye on that on this chart. I wanna spend some time doing this, guys. This has been my absolute favorite tweeted about this chart last night. These lines have been crucial. Obviously, we got a bounce right here. So if if we can stay in this range, ideally what I want to do, there’s gonna be only about two more for our candles before we get a daily close here. So as long as we can remain above like the 73. Yeah, basically stay above 70, 300 guys. This would be good, but we’ll have to see what happens. We really don’t bounce around in here and then we could potentially see this climb up. But for right now, we really need to hold. I think I think the fact that we see like a spinning top candle where we have the body in the middle and then equal size walks on either side is probably the best bet we have right now. So if we can hold that absolutely golden, beautiful and then that, you know, things to watch for. Let’s have you jump to this article, guys, because of this. Let’s take a look at this is posted by Tony Spilotro on News BTC. Basically, according to data from a top crypto industry analyst, price floor Bitcoin could jump to as much as seven to eight thousand US dollars immediately after the having takes place. OK, about a month away. Bitcoin’s having its currently set to occur May 13th, just about a month away. The lack of cell pressure causes price to grow quickly, resulting in what many analysts refer to as a minor’s bottom. The bitcoin miners or an absolute price floor to which bitcoin price won’t trade below. Because if it does. Miners will stop selling and prices eventually stabilize. And according to data miners, bottom is set to rise to seven to eight thousand US dollars. The moment that having takes place next month. So, guys, what do you think? Do you think this is possible? If so, absolutely beautiful and golden. These things are starting to look very exciting. We’re really closing in on this, having guys a. The way. Time to get excited about the having. We could’ve been putting it off the last few months because everything going on in the world, obviously. I think that is the smartest thing to do. But now time it’s coming down to crunch time. Now this is where things get spicy. So, guys, thanks so much for watching. If you want all the T-A that I know and continuously we’ll be added two for one price for it, the cheapest price out of every course I’ve ever seen. Definitely. Check out the course, you know, in my YouTube videos. I definitely have to play the algorithm a little bit. I got to make him a certain length. I got to do certain things with the videos. But in these guys, these are jam packed full of knowledge and knowledge alone. I don’t got to play that YouTube algorithm over here. OK, so definitely check it out. Still a nice sale going on. If you want information, check out the description in the comments below and I’ll see you guys in the next one.
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scottmapess · 4 years
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BITCOIN MUST DO THIS – OR ELSE IT’S DUMPAGE!!! THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS TO THIS MEGA MOVE
VIDEO TRANSCRIPT
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Wow. Let’s rewind it back. I think this whole area is just going to be heavy resistance. So, for example, if people are trading and you’re thinking, you know, how high could this go? Where could things get really roughed up? Right. This this whole area most likely will not be easy to break. OK. And I can tell you, that’s between like eighty one to seventy five. You’re going to definitely be a lot of resistance, I think, at that level. Wow. Looks like we found our resistance, guys. Right about that. Seventy five hundred. We’re bouncing off. Most importantly right here, this is the fifty day moving average. Now we’re actually above the 21 day moving average as of March 25th. OK, so we got some meat under our belts if we would go down. Guys, there’s actually perfectly lines up. This is a pullback, right. We’ll talk about our pullback targets as well as our targets to the upside. Bitcoin currently struggling, guys. We have so many different targets to look at that we can corroborate with these other charts. Very interesting stuff. Breakout target, you guys can see we are coming in line with our first resistance. If this is a true breakout, then we’re going to show you what really needs to happen next as well. Only about a month away, the bitcoin having will this increase the bitcoin price floor, meaning will this set a new level that bitcoin will never be able to go back under again because of mining costs? And as well, this is the deciding moment, guys. Wow. Let’s delve right in. Oh, what’s going on? My little Shango Langi. Welcome back to another exciting episode. We have a few things we want to talk about before we really delve into this bitcoin price, guys. So many cool, interesting things. Specifically, we did get a little breakout, but guys, we cannot get really bullish until these certain levels are broken. And if in fact, we would come back down because some people probably are going to panic if we go below 7000. Again, we want to show you where levels of support could be. And we think this is all going to happen relatively fast. This is going to be probably a pretty quick week. So we really have to delve into that. First off, we did actually just order a new shipment. So we should be getting those actually fairly soon. I ordered them last night of ledgers and I already got the e-mail that they’re coming to me. So maybe there won’t be a big delay. It actually says they’ll be here very, very shortly. So very cool. Nice new stock of letters coming, guys and guys, if you know when this one makes you leave a comment below, hit the dings, hit the lights, subscribes, hit all the stuff. Let’s do this. I just want to go over a few pieces of news that I posted on Twitter before we really delve into the DEA guys. There’ve been so many spam accounts. I can block comments. I can block these accounts so they can never come out on my video again. But still, I do that and I still get like 30 to 50 every single day, especially over the past week for some reason, like the same format, same scam. So I’m really trying to block these things, but I don’t even know where they’re coming from. It’s absolutely insane. And guys, as we tweeted about last night, this green line is where we found major resistance. You see it bouncing off here and we have not gotten above that. So we can actually switch to the chart. You guys can see that it’s actually on this one here. You can see that’s where we got rejected. OK. Last night we were right about here on this candle. And you can see over the last 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4 hour candles, we got rejected up there and that’s where we found the resistance. So key area there on these short term time frames, potential support actually down at the 72 and as well, higher resistance. We need to break right about seventy five seventy six hundred, which actually perfect lines up with this week, which we can really just really jump right into. But before we do that, guys, we have this having coming up. Right. OK. Only about a month away now. Is it possible that we see a price floor for bitcoin? We’re going to go over this article. Very interesting. Let me know what you guys think about this. This could be huge. As you saw in the past, we can actually switch to this. You guys can see after the hangings. The price does tend to go up. And now this is a moment we’ve been waiting for. If you guys remember back to last summer of twenty nineteen, we go back to here, we were not ready to be there yet. We were still a pretty long amount of way from having guys. But now finally, there is a fundamental reason why the price of bitcoin may never sink below certain levels again. Potentially specifically these zones right here, the three or four thousand and as well the five to six thousand. Maybe these levels will never be seen again, will they? Or won’t they? Do they or don’t they make sure to leave a smash below? Guys, can we hit 420 smashers in this video? Make sure to smash it up now. Primarily, I wanna spend some time talking on this, guys, because this is the big thing and I want to spend most of the video in the team talking about this. I don’t point this out as well. I’ve had this drawn here, but actually would have forgotten about it. But I actually saw crypto zombies video this morning. So he actually reminded me that this line actually was playing resistance and this is part of this falling pattern here. So I had it drawn into like here, but I never extended it. But because I saw his video, it reminded me. So shout out to the man, the king himself. But basically, yeah, this is one reason we’re getting resistance. I think that’s a big reason. Specifically, though, I think part of the biggest reason as well is the daily 50 simple moving average is pink. This purple line right here. OK. So that’s one reason. Another reason. And yet a third reason, obviously, is this. So there’s many reasons why you’re finding resistance right here. And this is kind of like the do or die right or fly moment, guys, if we can break this. And if we can continue up and I don’t mean breaking it by like $50 or $100, I mean a substantial move. Another candle. This size, then that would be really bullish. So we would need another five to six hundred dollar. In my opinion, to be really bullish for the short term, but there are always these possibilities that we’re gonna dive into. First off, the target for this breakout, if it is in fact at your breakout, is very high. OK. Nine thousand again, as we talked about yesterday. I think that’s a little too high. I don’t necessarily think that’s realistic. I think there’s a little too much resistance in the way before the short term, a very possible scenario that we could see if we’re not able. OK. This is all assuming that we’re not able to keep up the pump ridge, because if we’re not able to if we keep up the pump edge, then I mean, the team kind of speaks for itself. It’s it’s pumps out. Right. Absolute pumps on. So if we come back down to like this sixty nine, seven thousand dollar level, we could see a very strong bounce off here as we’ve had you have resistance here ever since March 19th. So a very long time, a few weeks where we had this is pretty strong resistance. So if we come back down, we won’t see support there to get mega blast off balance, mega zoom zone. But as we’ll hear, if we get rejected off here, this would still be OK. Even if we came all the way down to that 64, 64, 90, about sixty five hundred. So even if we went below the seven thousand sixty five could be important. And as well, guys, so important because that’s exactly where the 21 daily moving averages simple moving average. So these this line of this descent, channel nine months in the making, very important. This is on the daily. This is on the 4:00 hour. So it’s not necessarily as robust. I think this will be a more important level to stay above if we can find support here as well. We’re that. Twenty one guys. That would be golden if we get a pullback. OK. That’s on the downside. Now, there’s always the possibility that we do something like we’ve seen recently. We have a fair amount of candles on this chart where we have indecisions spinning top candles like you see right here, just like this one. OK. You can see that right here. And then the following day, we see a move up. So it’s possible. Today’s the big day. OK. Basically, I want to say this Tuesday is so important. If that candle closes like this, this would be perfect. If we got a candle that didn’t go up and it didn’t go down. If it just basically held right there, guys, that would be bullish. OK. Now, if we face a sharp rejection off of here, then that would be bearish. So today is really the day to watch. If today we can refrain from dumping and not we don’t even have to pump as long as we can hold, as long as we can hold here, then that could be golden. And tomorrow it could be very likely that we could try to get above this 50 moving average. OK. Very key. But as we talked about, you saw in the intro there, this is a very muddy zone. This is where most of the resistance is. OK. In the very tippy top of that would be right around here, like the eighty three to eighty five. But for the most part, this is where the strongest resistance most likely will be. We can actually zoom out and show you guys for the past almost three years when we actually make this a little smaller. You can see this three years. This area right here guys, you can see a very amount of very big amounts of resistance right here, just volume in general of the PVR. This culminates in a almost 3 years of data. So this area is huge, I think, and it is no coincidence that that’s exactly where the 50 and 200 day moving average are. Right. Right here, guys. So, again, very big zone. I think this is going to be much harder to get above than even this entire range right here. And like I said, if we’re able to get above this and go up to these levels, then I think it’s gonna be fairly easier to break this very long three year downtrend. OK. This goes all the way back to 20000 U.S. dollars all the way up there. OK. This could be a lot easier to break than it was the last three times. OK. Failed here, failed here and obviously topped out there back in twenty, seventeen, twenty, eighteen. So muchos importantto us if we’re able to break above that, guys. Very important. But right now this is kind of like the do or die rider fly decision time. So crucial. So will keep an eye on that on this chart. I wanna spend some time doing this, guys. This has been my absolute favorite tweeted about this chart last night. These lines have been crucial. Obviously, we got a bounce right here. So if if we can stay in this range, ideally what I want to do, there’s gonna be only about two more for our candles before we get a daily close here. So as long as we can remain above like the 73. Yeah, basically stay above 70, 300 guys. This would be good, but we’ll have to see what happens. We really don’t bounce around in here and then we could potentially see this climb up. But for right now, we really need to hold. I think I think the fact that we see like a spinning top candle where we have the body in the middle and then equal size walks on either side is probably the best bet we have right now. So if we can hold that absolutely golden, beautiful and then that, you know, things to watch for. Let’s have you jump to this article, guys, because of this. Let’s take a look at this is posted by Tony Spilotro on News BTC. Basically, according to data from a top crypto industry analyst, price floor Bitcoin could jump to as much as seven to eight thousand US dollars immediately after the having takes place. OK, about a month away. Bitcoin’s having its currently set to occur May 13th, just about a month away. The lack of cell pressure causes price to grow quickly, resulting in what many analysts refer to as a minor’s bottom. The bitcoin miners or an absolute price floor to which bitcoin price won’t trade below. Because if it does. Miners will stop selling and prices eventually stabilize. And according to data miners, bottom is set to rise to seven to eight thousand US dollars. The moment that having takes place next month. So, guys, what do you think? Do you think this is possible? If so, absolutely beautiful and golden. These things are starting to look very exciting. We’re really closing in on this, having guys a. The way. Time to get excited about the having. We could’ve been putting it off the last few months because everything going on in the world, obviously. I think that is the smartest thing to do. But now time it’s coming down to crunch time. Now this is where things get spicy. So, guys, thanks so much for watching. If you want all the T-A that I know and continuously we’ll be added two for one price for it, the cheapest price out of every course I’ve ever seen. Definitely. Check out the course, you know, in my YouTube videos. I definitely have to play the algorithm a little bit. I got to make him a certain length. I got to do certain things with the videos. But in these guys, these are jam packed full of knowledge and knowledge alone. I don’t got to play that YouTube algorithm over here. OK, so definitely check it out. Still a nice sale going on. If you want information, check out the description in the comments below and I’ll see you guys in the next one.
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