I call this therapy🧙♀️
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Gnomeville is growing by the day, also it feels good to be back home. 🧙♂️
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“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!
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Can't believe that in the age of all social media steadily morphing to favor short tik-tok style videos, we actually managed to kill Tumblr Live.
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Gordon do you want to see something cool?
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a little morning pick-me-up
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A morning on the way to Baldur's Gate. The party booked themselves into an inn and enjoyed real beds, hot baths, and privacy for the first time since the Nautiloid.
Gale and Mayhew shared a room, of course. They were filled with the relief of surviving the shadows and the glow of finally getting together, so their private room was probably a blessing for the whole party, honestly.
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This was some ascended anatomy practice! Referenced some great stock from @null-entity.
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another recently finished comm, that is a witchy hobbitsona of the client! : D
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The Gnomish Bastard has been very argumentative about the anatomy of Kobolds, so i have created this poll to settle the debate once and for all.
(Please note that this poll does not care about the amount of breasts or nipples present, it only cares if they are present at all.)
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um YEAH im an artist :^/
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25-12-23
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Is it just me, or does it feel like @the-gnomish-bastard is up to something? Well, more than usual. He’s doing something big…
I can sense it. Something’s wrong around that gnome…
I can’t say for sure that he’s ev- well, we all know he’s evil, but not that we care.
Correction: I can’t say for sure that he’s actually planning something big, but I have an
odd feeling…
(Out of character here, I’m just saying that if wizardblr actually lead somewhere with a overarching plot, then the Gnomish Bastard would either be making or be caught up in a dark plot beyond even his imagining. Just an idea if y’all wanna build something cool here)
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In celebration of Thank Gnome it's Friday, have some spooky gnomes courtesy of Neural blender. Top one is a plague doctor gnome, and the two little mischievous guys on the bottom are a gnome raiding a pumpkin patch and another in his Halloween costume. Not sure what he's supposed to be, but I dig the purple beard. 😅🧙♂️ Happy Gnoming!
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Ye who approacheth the Gnomus Tower must answer me these questions 3, err the inside you’ll see.
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branch: the smell of home depot is cathartic.
branch: faeries live in the lights and chandelier section. gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department
creek: stop romanticising home depot
smidge: pixies live in the paint aisle! fuck you!
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A Swedish gårdstomte I drew yesterday. Trying to connect to the style of the late 1800 when artists like Jenny Nyström, Carl Larsson and John Bauer shaped the collective image of our fairytales and myths.
I was inspired to do this when I found two 120 year old original pen and ink fairytale illustrations at the secondhand the other day. A real find! And I even managed to find what books they originally were published in. More about that some other day.
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