"Ms. Ranting, you don't understand. We should get to leave our airpods in while you're teaching because we don't have any trouble listening to you and our music at the same time" is a real bold claim coming from a kid who currently has a 30% in my class.
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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small
3 inch opening: no problem
2.75 inch opening: Easy
2.5 inch opening: doing fine
2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…
Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy
:insert grunts of effort here:
Taking a break…
The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4
via imgur
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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Reblog with your score
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Jean de Brunhoff
Endpaper for Babar book, 1935
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Again I must reiterate that this is a real, officially licensed magazine
(Doctor Who Magazine No 268, August 1998)
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Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow
"SING FOR ME!"
[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]
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the survivors: a mysterious hatch! what could be down there? hopefully some food, maybe some supplies-
desmond:
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can we talk about sawyer and claire in "something nice back home"?
i've been dying to talk about sawyer and claire in "something nice back home".
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I assume Penny Widmore Hume-- who recently came into a very large inheritance-- strolled in and paid off a lot of people.
The ending of Lost had to be crazy from an in-world public perspective.
So a passenger plane goes missing in the Pacific. A little while later they find the wreckage at the bottom of the ocean. No survivors- tragic. But then, a couple months after the crash a few survivors suddenly turn up out of nowhere. A crazy, dramatic survival story.
Then. A few years later, another plane goes missing under similar circumstances. A little surprising that it happened again, and so soon but not that weird. These things happen. But then it comes out that you know those famous survivors of the first crash? The Oceanic Six? They were also on this flight. Yeah, all of them (except the baby). Maybe someone also finds out that the pilot of this flight was scheduled to fly that first plane. And maybe they find out that one of the Oceanic Six bought out as many of the seats on the plane as he could. All very weird.
And THEN. That second plane reappears after a few weeks. Except the plane is trashed, and all the original passengers are gone (presumed dead) except for one, who is one of the Oceanic Six. AND they've somehow picked up four NEW passengers who were not on the plane in the first place, and those four are the weirdest part because you have:
- a professional psychic who went missing years ago (or was presumed dead in a freighter explosion)
- a guy with no verifiable citizenship in any country, no id, no birth certificate, no drivers license
- two more survivors of the first plane crash who were previously declared dead
There is no cover story they could come up with that would completely satisfy people and you know that there have to be conspiracy theories that one or more of the Oceanic Six crashed both planes.
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Luke, Rey, Grogu, Ezra, Cal, Kanan, and Ahsoka are not grey Jedi nor are they going to be grey jedi
They are all light siders
Grey jedi do not exist
There is no grey side of the Force, and you cannot use both sides of the Force because
You cannot have balance by using both sides of the Force (for the record, "light side" is something that never comes up in Lucas' SW, it's always "dark side" and the Force itself, implying that the Force is light) because the dark side is imbalance by its own nature, and light is balance
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