“women cant have babies by themselves!!1!! they need men!!!11! you need us!!!”

oh yeah? explain this then.

screw the patriarchy

when beyoncé said "if you cross me I'm just like my father"

I need to stop feeling so ashamed of having blorbos at 25 there are literally people my age writing Jeffrey Dahmer fanfiction and drawing loli I'm soo off the hook

what if we kissed in the tortured poets department

i cannot comprehend how taylor saw people forgetting about the matty thing and said “wait. let me make it WORSE”

Tubbo after being shot in the ass: my dump truck was sticking out from behind the tree 😫

//me blabbering, and slight deltarune spoilers

i think the biggest thing that makes me so sad about kris’s story is that we know kris had a whole life before the game. one day they just woke up and someone else was in control of them and they just have to watch while we make all the decisions for them. all the bonding and friendships that we make kris doesn’t get to experience, kris just gets to watch but not experience any of the good.

kris didn’t become friends with anyone. kris didn’t fight alongside anyone. it was us. kris is the audience of its own life and is missing out on everything good of it.

T*yl*r Sw*ft continuing to only speak out about things/people when they affect/affront her personally. What else is new.

I will beat the mf that said tua should only have 6 episodes for their last season ever DOWN.

"people underestimate him" bitch im going to kill you

i wanna kill the romantic poets w hammers

ahhh no the suicidal thoughts are back

HE DID NOT END THAT SET AND SAY “I have no idea how to use this :(“

BITCH HUH?!?!

Michael: We’re gonna find exactly what caused this problem

Eleanor: *internally*

Who wants to have sex w me