#get a job you fucking NEETs
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anti fict people are like catholic fujoshis
#you still participate in fandom and ship characters and such and literally MOSTLY ship queer things#so like youre literally a fujoshi fudanshi whatever#but like youre Catholic about it because you think you're going to moral purity heaven over policing others entertainment#but at the end of the day are you really proud of the sin you commit by being in love with your sex or do actually hate lgbt people (you do)#like every proship fujoshi i know is so open minded and full of love for everyone and even holds compassion for antis.#but every anti i know has discourse over aroace people and if its right for trans people to call themselves transsexual or like#lesbians calling themselves faggots or using he/him#you are not radically loving and accepting others when you send anon hate or death threats or doxxing people btw#you are putting innocent artists and writers and already traumatized people into therapy because theyre afraid of being hurt by strangers#literally thanks to the additude you carry which is your own catholic guilt#not to mention NONE of these people actually care about children just like the fascist conservatives you embody.#get a job you fucking NEETs
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by which of course you mean "you didn't need twitch reflexes to experience what remains of edith finch but you do now. i haven't examined why people choose to play the games they do and not other games and just assume everyone except me is a homogenous blob of Art Haters who need to be hazed"
where do these people come from. can we like. stop them somehow.
#that game with the man in the cauldron is unadulterated filth tbh and i blame him for this tendency#absolute trash tier meme game streamerbait that somehow convinced people that whatever gets released is perfect#and if you have a problem with it you are defective Git Gud you aren't even allowed to go do something else now#if you do that attitude in an abstract artoid vacuum instead of dark souls suddenly it's high art that retrospectively vindicates dark soul#god i fucking hate this shit i'm so tired 100% of the time and i am fucking garbage neet#some people have fucking jobs. let them fucking have time off in their time off
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valeria garza headcannons
some silly head cannons of my wife
〘Sfw〙
had a emo phase when she was 12-14 and gets annoyed/embarrassed when people bring it up
Doesn't like dogs that much but had a pitbull she adored
Likes more savory/spicy foods over sweet
Has a small dumb tattoo on her torso she got when she was a dumb teen
She's a lesbian and she's known since she was 13
If anyone trys to scare her she'll just look at them with a blank stare annoyed or confused
Listens to traditional Mexican songs sometimes
She's an atheist
Her love language is acts of service and gift giving
She's serious but has a special place in her heart for her lover
Likes to cuddle but would never admit it
Not that big on PDA but like a to hold her lovers hand or wrap an arm around their waist when in public
Brings back things for her lover she thinks are neet and that they might like
Favorite color is purple
She's 5'8
Had long hair but cut it off during a identity crisis when she was a teen and has kept it short ever since
likes birds
Brings her lover cut up fruit as a way to say sorry since she has a hard time admitting she's wrong or saying sorry verbally
She m ay be a cartel leader but she takes care if herself. She has Thick, silly smooth hair that smells nice
She knows she can be a player if she wanted but she's not like that
〘NSFW〙
Rough in bed but her aftercare is nice
Not a one night stand kind of girl she likes to pamper and spoil someone
She likes to spank
"aw, is it to much for you" in a teasing tone and with a mocking pout
Has a 9 inch black strap, and a vibrator in her lovers favorite color
Very talented with her tongue and fingers
Kinks: praise, degrading, spanking, bondage, biting, edging, release denial, over stimulation, brat taming, crying, begging, worship (her), has a little of a breeding kink, and mild pet play
She will only bottom if her lover begs but is a power bottom and always ends up making her lover cum
Has a leash and collar for her lover with "valeria garza's plaything" engraved in to the fine leather
Safe word is red but it's not for her if yk what I mean
Not afraid to fuck her lover in front of her men in the cartel
Her lover has her initials engraved into their hip (with consent ofc)
Possessive when it comes to her lover
Adores seeing her lover covered in her cum
If her lover has a penis hand jobs under a table is a must for her
Has a lot of "toys"
Make-up sex is her go to but if that doesn't work she'll pamper you until you forgive her
Both ass and tits girl
#valeria garza x fem!reader#valeria garza#valeria mw2#valeria garza cod#valeria garza smut#call of duty#headcanon
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You know, I was just thinking about the UA entrance exam.
Specifically, how terribly designed it is, but not for the reason they seem to give in the story itself.
Like, here's how it is: Aizawa is shown criticising the UA Entrance Exam once, during the Sports Festival. And the ONE criticism he makes, is that the use of Robot enemies during the exam would disproportionately affect people whose Quirk work against biological opponents, essentially.
His one criticism, is that the exam is not designed to also cater to people like him, and that's it. The way therefore it's set up, it'd be logical to assume he'd ask for a restructuring to the exam to remove the Robots and substitute them with live enemies, possibly Ectoplasm clones.
This is never brought up again, aside from maybe a stealth bring up during the mid term exams when they switch the exam from fighting robots to fighting teachers.
The exam is, and I just got to it myself while watching this video about how Copaganda paints police training and the relative risk police officers face on the job, set up in a very specific environment:
An empty town, where what is essentially a murder spree is taking place. The ONLY entities in the place, outside of fellow examinee, are robots that have been literally designed to attack everyone on sight, and that need to be destroyed to pass. The points granted from saving people are hidden, so they can be more "genuine" of course, and are, ultimately, also part of the problem.
Because here's the fucking thing.
When the fuck is that ever going to happen.
When the fuck, is a superhero, after their 5 years of Hero training in high school, then entering the work force without a need for a decree in higher education, ever going to find themselves in an environment where they can use LETHAL FORCE on civilian targets? With no restraint or care for collateral damage?
And where they are ENCOURAGED to kill as many criminals as they can, and NOT collaborate with other heroes? Because that's another thing, you need to steal points from other people to pass, by culling the number of limited robots, much like heroes are paid by the arrest and by popularity.
You do understand how fucked up that starts to sound right? The other, the enemy, is reduced as a caricature Droid from star wars, there only to kill and destroy, and against whom your only TWO methods of defeat are outright destruction or sneak attacks on their off buttons.
And here's the cherry on the shit too, because, AGAIN, when is that EVER going to be the case?
Do you know how many heroes show up in the first villain attack in BNHA?
Five.
Two are engaging a purse snatcher, three are doing crowd control, the Slime Villain, who may I remind you was guilty of robbery at a convenience store before he got the hostage, gets THE NUMBER ONE HERO, as well as those same FIVE heroes involved, of which only BACKDRAFT is actually doing anything.
Now, imagine you are a hero school, and you produce 40 heroes a year, just like every other hero school out there. How many of those heroes will see active duty, if the rate of crimes demand FIVE heroes to react to ONE criminal?
And people will say "but EDS, this mentality is later rewarded when All Might retires and it all falls to shit," Except NOT REALLY, because that's an externally forced situation caused by, and I can't stress this enough, a hundreds of yeas old NEET boomer who read too many Doctor Doom comics as a kid and decided to become a supervillain, the riots, the open air warfare, is only caused by AFO forcing the hand and inciting popular unrest, which is an unrealistic thing to expect off any society.
In one of the movies, Class 1-A is sent to open an hero agency on a small island with barely a village on it. 20 Heroes. Until the movie truly picks up, the best they do is help kittens from trees, and Bakugou, the sort of person for whom the Entrance Exam was designed, is useless, left in his tent like Achilles, the perfect cowboy cop who peeked in highschool and didn't realize just how much paperwork and dead time his dream job actually entailed.
So that's the ACTUAL Issue with the entrance exam. It take no account for any other mean to beat the robots but brute force, it takes no account for collateral damage, or the sanctity of life of your opponents, and it tests nothing but how good at ending lives you are.
Which is a problem when you're picking future heroes.
#mha critical#ua critical#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#UA Entrance Exam#bnha critical
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mmm thinkin’ about neighbor neet hange.
pt 2!
。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。
the literal definition of a social reject. somethin about it is so sexy though.
doin nothing but sittin in her room all day occasionally relieving bordem by researching things that slightly interest her.
she cared about her old job so much to the point she didn’t care about anything else. that’s why they had to fire her
she did absolutely nothing all day, occasionally eating, taking a shower maybe twice a week, barley gettin sleep.
until one day her new neighbor comes over with cookies she baked. still wearin her tight pink apron covered in flour. hange couldn’t help but thank her neighbor by telling her to come in and have some with her. as she kicks over the various clutter all over her floors.
a girls over the rooms gotta look somewhat civilized, you don’t want her to run away thinkin ur a weirdo.
as you eat the cookies you tell her why you moved, your job and your crazy ex bf wouldn’t leave u alone.
she didn’t like the stories about your ex n’ told u if he ever tried to chase after u she’d do something about it. of course u chuckled and passed it off as a joke, but she was serious.
she waved you goodbye as you walked back over to your apartment.
the whole night all she could think about was u, ur laugh, the way your boobs bounced when you laughed, your adorable smile. she wanted u so bad. there was no way such a clean, pretty girl would like someone like neet hange.
u invited her over to ur house to talk some more, next thing u know youre sprawled out over your fluffy pink bed sheets whimperin’ and cryin.
“fuck… feels so… mm… good, han. keep goin.” u hiccup as she continues to lap at you puffy lips. she continued stuffing her tongue inside of you, rubbing at the pink grooves of your g-spot. your chubby thighs squeezing her face.
your warm cream coating her tongue and lips. she digs her nails into your thighs, as she continues to lick and suck your clit. u would’ve never expected something like this from ur neighbor. she licks at your pussy like a hungry kitten lapping up milk.
“awh you’re such a sweet one.” she purrs into your pussy, the vibrations making your brain go even foggier.
she works her hands up to your breasts squuezing them and your nipples, leaving them hard from the contact.
she wets her fingers with saliva shovin them into you n’ watching u squirm.
“fuck… you’re good… i didn’t thin-“ you sputter.
“you didn’t think i could what? eat pussy.” she scoffs still fingering your achy pussy.
you shook your head gripping onto your pink sheets. you didn’t want her to think you thought she was weird bcs she was a neet. she goes back to rubbing her tongue against your clit, bringing you closer to your orgasm.
“fuck, ‘m gonna cum… like for real.” you whine
“go ahead sweetie.” she looks up at you over her glasses.
you squeeze your thighs with her head in the middle still lapping at your pussy. squirming and crying out your neighbors name. she licks up all of ur cum and gets up. adjusting her tie.
“where…ya goin?” you pant on your elbows looking at her.
“job interview” she mutters.
#umeswritin!~#aot#aot imagines#attack on titan#aot hange#hange x reader#aot hcs#aot x reader#aot smut#hange attack on titan#hange zoë smut#snk hange#hange smut#hange zoë#hange zoe#hange#hanji smut#aot hanji#neet!hange#aot eren#eren jaeger#eren smut#eren yeager
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We have A LOT of replies today! <3 Thank you for your asks!
Quite a bunch of them are related to our latest comic about Riddle and his mom, some are related to our previous replies, and some are just about the characters in general.
But before I start I wanted to note one thing: I’m probably going to start skipping some asks, and I’m sorry for that. I always try to answer everyone, but it’s getting more difficult for me to keep up, especially when writing replies where I don’t really have much to say. I’m not saying that you should stop: we read everything and appreciate you sharing your thoughts about characters with us; but please keep in mind that I might not reply. Like I’ve mentioned, me writing replies takes one (sometimes up to two) hour per day, and since I’m an artist, not a writer, it’s especially exhausting for me mentally lol I’m sorry about that.
I love talking to you, and I don’t want my replies to feel forced and burnt-out, that’s the main thought.
So, starting with the asks about Riddle’s mom and her amusing poster.
characharing asked:
i see Riddle's mom doesn't know of Chenya yet
I guess Chenya is just better at not being noticed when he wants to, being the Cheshire cat and all~
Anonymous asked:
Alrighty, who wants to go and throw apples at Riddle’s mom?
Probably the entirety of Heartslabyul…
Anonymous asked:
Your artwork with Riddle’s mom reminded me of a fan manga I saw on Pixiv by SIG. It’s about Trey confronting Riddle’s mom during winter break and helping Riddle get away from her (that’s what I can tell, I don’t speak Japanese)
Unfortunately I haven’t seen that one, but I’m glad it exists! After experiencing ch1 and seeing Riddle being so down and kind of anxious about returning home during winter break, it’s impossible not to get a “GO DO SOMETHING TREY TELL HER TELL HER” kind of thought. Or “MURDER HER”, it depends lol
Anonymous asked:
Trey needs to use his UM towards Riddle's mother. Trey can be a secret murderer if you ask me.
I feel like this idea is so prominent in our minds, we’ve mentioned it a couple of times, in the hc post about twst guys murdering people for sure lol
But yeah, Trey’s UM could be very dangerous…
blackbutlerfandomnerddomain asked:
Based on this, Riddle's first rebellion act is inviting Trey over when she's not around. Slowly the anxiety of him leaving before his mother came home faded and soon he began to feel the urge to have sex while Trey and him had the house to themselves. Bonus: They fucked on Riddle's desk AND Riddle's mum's bed
That would be absolutely scandalous, unacceptable, super nerve-wracking but also cathartic and completely necessary. Not to mention very hot lol You go, Trey, break that bed.
Anonymous asked:
Idia wants that poster too. XD
Yes please. And then the version of it with Rook’s face. And then the version of it with the Tweels. And then-
Anonymous asked:
My line of thought is 'ofc Riddle can still collar people' because some of the other prosecutors have gimmicks (Franziska and her whip, Godot and coffee, etc) but realistically it would probably just be Ace getting collared frequently during trials and investigations.
(This ask and the next one are related to the idea of Riddle being an Ace Attorney prosecutor, we mentioned it in these replies)
Yeah that makes sense, the prosecutors of this franchise just can’t do their job without doing something funky lol But what I love is the fact that it’s completely useless, be it a regular collar or a magical one, so basically it’s just a petty way to humiliate Ace because he is being annoying.
Lovely.
Anonymous asked:
Riddle would definitely lecture Phoenix about letting Trucy use her magic panties.
Oh man, so now Phoenix is disbarred and collared? This man just keeps winning lol
You can tell Riddle wasn’t allowed to use magic panties as a kid :(
Anonymous asked:
This is a dumb question but do you think Idia has what is the stereotypical NEET things? You know, hentai dating games, body pillows and the like. Also, what sexuality do you see the cast as? Just curious 😃
Idia is absolutely aware of all of these things and they absolutely surround him, and he is probably far less innocent than the game allows him to be lol But whether he really loves playing hentai dating games and buys erotic doujins depends on a story we’re telling in posts and drawings. Sometimes it fits better for him to be totally into all this stuff and be that gross otaku trope (with body-pillows, waifu-mousepads and kinks that are absolutely vile), sometimes it fits him better to just be aware of all that but not necessarily do it actively.
I guess the “default” state for us it that he has seen and actively read/played some stuff, so he is aware! But then again, he also seems like someone who wouldn’t want to see any smut with his precious waifus lol
We also don’t really headcanon characters’ sexualities, so I can’t really answer that question, sorry :( Whoever we ship them with, that’s their sexuality. So I guess they’re all gay lol
Anonymous asked:
I feel a bit stupid for not knowing this but the comic where Azul discovers the tattoo on Idia’s lower stomach and Idia freaks out, is that a kink or something?
You’re not stupid, Anon! It’s inmon (lewd crest, womb tattoo), basically a hentai trope. I don’t know if there are any strict rules about these tattoos, but in doujins that I’ve seen they’re usually used to make a character having it uncontrollably horny lol “Stupid and eager to breed” kind of horny. So I guess it really is a curse of sorts. But sometimes a succubus-type character could have it.
Anonymous asked:
HAHAHA, I just read the ask about Kalim at Frollo's school... I liked that. You can see this dynamic ending HORRIBLE. I can actually hear Kalim playing popular music in class while Frollo pops a vein... I need Kalim to expand his harem, I need more characters to share Jamil's nightmare, haha! (I love Kalim, but Kalim💢💢)
Anonymous asked:
*I'm not sure if I wrote Frollo or Rollo (HAHA??) in my last anonymous ask abut Kalim in NBC, thank god these are anonymous, is 2 am here, I'm sorry
No worries, Anon, neither of us even noticed that you wrote Frollo until you pointed it out lol
Oh poor Rollo… He really got lucky that neither Kalim nor the Tweels or Lilia went with the NRC guys that year lol He wouldn’t be able to handle them.
And with Kalim being a student at his school, and Rollo being a school counsel president, he’ll HAVE to keep an eye on Kalim all the time.
And the worst thing is, there is no way Rollo is getting used to all this dancing and music and stuff, and there is no way Kalim is getting rid of all that either lol
Anonymous asked:
I will never understand why KaliJami and AzuJami fans fight. Jamil has two hands and deserves more than one boyfriend that he can barely tolerate.
See, maybe the last part is the reason, maybe Jamil’s psyche can’t handle two of these idiots messing up with his brain in two completely opposite (but equally annoying) ways lol If we asked Jamil, he would’ve probably said that his hands are not for Kalim or Azul to hold, and that he would rather drink rat poison.
Wow, he is so mean, that Jamil… Kalim and Azul both need to shower him with love asap lol
Anonymous asked:
Ruggie x Idia be like:
Ruggie: I can't believe you spend so much money on useless figurines. Talk about a waste!
Idia: Excuse you! Do you you know how much these will be worth in a few years?!
Ruggie:.......................Go on.
Yeah, pretty much lol This is basically their interaction in the Glorious Masquerade event. Ruggie has a lot to learn from Idia-the-master-of-anime-auctions…
Anonymous asked:
Post chapter 5 Epel: Did you know that Rook is a Neige Leblanche fan boy?
Pre chapter 5 Vil: What? Where did you here that from?
Post chapter 5 Epel: Rook.
Ahh, so this is what that ask was about!
A perfect opportunity to hit Vil where he expects you to hit him the least lol But I feel like even Epel feels bad for Vil when it comes to this topic, so I don’t know if he would do it. Although it would definitely be tempting at times, especially when Vil’s complaining about Neige under his breath and Rook’s just sitting there smiling and being awfully quiet…
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DIABOLIK LOVERS MORE CHARACTER SONG Vol.7 Seiron Syndrome by Mukami Yuma Mini Drama ”A Sweet Lesson”
Original title: 甘美な教え
Source: Diabolik Lovers CHARACTER SONG Vol. 7 Mini Drama
Audio: Here
Seiyuu: Tatsuhisa Suzuki
Translator’s note: As a teacher who also taught at middle school for one year, I totally sympathize with the MC in having to try and teach someone who clearly does not care about learning at all lol. Although I guess in Yuma’s case, it’s a little more justified since these guys have been alive for a long time and they can perfectly survive without getting their degree so it must be pretty annoying to have to keep up with high school. :p Especially someone like Yuma who clearly wants to work with his hands and not with his brains.
Yuma bursts into your room.
“ーー Oi, Sow!! Teach me this school shit! ...If I don’t pass the upcomin’ midterms, Ruki will have my head on the choppin’ block for real.”
He walks up to you.
“Ah, god...What’s the big deal ‘bout gettin’ a couple of bad grades? Vampires don’t even need school for anythin’...! Come on, make some space for me at yer desk!”
*Rustle*
Yuma takes a seat.
“I brought the textbook and my notes with me, but I honestly have no fuckin’ clue what any of this shit means. ...I want ya to help me remember everythin’! Then if I still fail regardless, I can at least put the blame on ya instead...Right?”
“Ah, fuck off...! All ya need to do is do a proper job, right!? Get started already!”
You start teaching him.
*Scribble scribble*
“...I’ve never even heard of a grammar rule like that.”
You frown.
“I can’t help it...! God, shut up! I just gotta get it inside my head, right!? Argh, damnit!”
*Crunch*
“...Ah? Ya want me to stop chewin’ sugar? Don’t ya know!? The brain needs carbs to remember all this crap!”
*Crunch*
*Flip*
“Ah! T-The doodles on that page areーー It’s nothin’ important!”
You chuckle.
“Hey, don’t laugh! Fuck...”
*Scribble scribble*
“...Why do we need midterms anyway? Damnit, I can’t be bothered with this shit...”
*Thud*
You flinch.
“God...Stop gettin’ scared over every lil’ thing. ...Whatever. I’ll just tell Ruki that it’s yer fault that I failed my exams. See ya!”
Yuma tries to leave but you stop him.
*Rustle*
“...!? Che...Don’t tug onto my clothes...”
You try to reason with him.
“...Hah? Ya can bet yer ass that I’m tellin’ him it’s yer fault! I don’t give a damn ‘bout how ya feel ‘bout it!”
You pout.
“Ahー Fuck! I wanna just go and water my plants already! So what if I’ve been failin’ my tests!? I’m goin’ to school at least so isn’t that the most important thing!?”
You tell him that he could always repeat his year.
“Ya really think I’m gonna stoop to the same level as that fuckin’ Sakamaki NEET and be held back a year!? God...! I just gotta do this shit, right!? ...But I’m only doin’ this one page today! ...’Kay, shoot me some questions. I gotta explain what these words mean, right?”
You pose question one.
“Haah...? I’ve never even heard of that word before...! I bet yer pronunciation just sucks! Read it one more time.
You repeat the word.
“Haha...Hahaha...Nah, got no clue. ...Ahー This isn’t gettin’ anywhere...I think I’ll go tell Ruki that yer a lousy tutor after all. ...Ah...This pisses me off...I’ll have some Sugar-chaーー”
*Cling*
“Ah!? Che...The jar’s empty...”
*Rustle*
“Hey, gimme yer blood. ...My irritation level has reached its peak now that I’ve run out of sugar on top of bein’ forced to study.”
He pins you down.
*Thud*
“I think I might feel a lil’ better if I have a sip of yer blood...Come on, where do ya want me to bite ya? Tell me.”
You protest.
“Haah!? ‘Let me go’!? God...That wasn’t the question...Guess I gotta punish that mouth of yers for spoutin’ bullcrap...”
*Rustle rustle*
“Ugh...”
Yuma bites you.
*Sluuuurp*
“Nnh...Hah...Does it hurt, huh? Don’t talk back...It’d be a shame if yer blood were to drip down from the side of yer lips and go to waste...Nnh...”
*Sluuuurp*
“It’s kinda sweet...I bet you’ve been snackin’ on my Sugar-chan behind my back, haven’t ya?”
You shake your head.
“Don’t lie. Nnh...”
*Sluuuurp*
*Rustle rustle*
“Hahn...Nnh...Both yer lips and yer blood are kinda sweet for some reason...Anyway, guess I’ll suck from here next...Nnh...”
*Sluuuurp*
“Mm...Mmh...”
*Sluuuurp*
“...Hah. What? You’re tremblin’...Are ya expectin’ more perhaps? Hehe...Ya really are a Sow at heart. I can’t believe you’re gettin’ a kick outta havin’ yer blood sucked...”
*Sluuuurp*
“Hah...No more studyin’, huh? Hehe. Guess we’re partners in crime now.”
*Rustle*
“It’s all yer fault...So ya better don’t think ya can get out of this...Hahn...”
*Sluuuurp*
“I’ll savor ya thoroughly...Mmh...”
*Sluuuurp*
ーー THE END ーー
#diabolik lovers#dialovers#yuma mukami#diabolik lovers translation#diabolik lovers drama cd#drama cd
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For those of you who care about my art
Lately I haven’t been able to upload much and it’ll be like that for the near future. Reason is, last month I got my first job and it’s being one of the most miserable things I’ve ever done in my life. I assume I’m not even gonna last 2 months. For those of you living in countries with actual job markets, please save the dogshit advice, like “have you tried remote data entry”, because I’ve been trying to look for work for years now and the only thing that hired me was this shithole. I’m talking not even a single call.
For those of you who don’t know, I’m autistic, and the job is fast food. Yes, it’s exactly everything I can’t take, but at once. You’re put in positions with no training and yelled at if you mess up, which happens on a minute-to-minute basis, it’s noisy, the textures and smells are tear inducing, it’s crowded, and you better work fast lest you get yelled at by everyone. My coworkers are loud and sometimes drop pretty fucking homophobic jokes, and of course, I have to play it male, because no one is taking my sorry ass seriously if I don’t. My paycheck is completely miserable too, and so is my cunt boss. Every shift is a battle to hold back tears.
So, for the last month, I’ve been feeling this horrible dread most of the day, I’ve lost sleep and especially hunger, and don’t quite feel like drawing much. I want the cash, therefore I want to stay, but also maybe crying my eyes out every morning isn’t the healthiest way to go around with life, so who knows, maybe I’ll call it quitters next fucking week, and go back to the 23 year old neet lifestyle I wanted to escape so badly.
This is all to say that I won’t be making too much art lately outside of my sketchbook and paid work, because it’s completely joyless. I have, however, a lovely project coming up that I can’t reveal for now, but it’s something totally different from what I usually do, and I have a lot of faith on it. I deeply hope folks like it once it's out.
Fuck this sick system.
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Pete:
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starts off as the comic relief side character. gets kidnapped and tortured. laughs in the face of the man electrocuting his dick. ends up sleeping with him later (by choice. like he wants him), decides he's in love witht he single most crazy unhinged character in the show and reduces him to like crying in his noodles because Pete escaped the safe house torture/sex dungeon where he was kinda a prisoner. shoots his man in the arm (to keep from being killed by other people), beats the shit out of him (that one is for personal reasons), the man confesses his undying love and kisses him before running off, pete chases after him, has to point a gun at him again, the man runs off, pete quits his job and chases after him again, pete stops the man from killing himself and is like "I'm your pet, you're my owner, you have to feed me" (it's a callback from their days in the safehouse torture/sex dungeon), the man gets shot by someone else, and pete goes crazy kills the guy who shot him. so yeah he's totally just a silly comic relief character
KDJ:
1. Introduced as a bland everyman only made exceptional by circumstance, slowly revealed to be the most batshit, suicidally depressed, bisexual maniac in existence. Uses self-sacrifice like a tool and is completely unaware of how beloved he is by the people he keeps pulling into his fold because he is so deeply and utterly convinced that he is fundamentally unlovable. He's like sixty foundational traumas stacked in a trench coat and he's always sixty steps ahead of everyone else and he loves the people he chooses so so dearly and people keep calling him ugly even though he's canonically pretty average and holy shit dude get some therapy please
2. He looks like a neet-pulled office worker. Spoilers: turns out to be one of the oldest things in the world and the only being keeping it going and alive. He needs to be there to keep the world going. Also, he got like kind of adopted by Persephone and hades. Like his blorbo is real and in love with him. But this man looks so average that people call him ugly to his face just because he’s surrounded by absolute gorgeous people.
3. do NOT let the pretty official art fool u. this is the most average 28 year old salaryman going through the absolute most in the apocalypse. ORV is a story about the most average man on earth with the most mundane, depressing life. and one story that he read to cope with it all. he's just some guy, but he is also the most beloved specialest guy. not because he had some hidden talent. just because he loved a story ferociously and also he likes getting in trouble on purpose. he is the most unreliable narrator you will ever find. every piece of the universe loves him for his average stupid self. you will understand when you read 👍
4. GHBJNKML i am praying someone has sent him in but. unreliable narrator the most ever and also i just. love him so much. orv in itself is such a goo dnovel but like. kim dokja is the definition of love and the most caring person but also he's suffered so much and while. yknow we're introduced to him as a kind of nerd but like. listen he's so fucked up juts LISTEN
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when self-proclaimed leftists use ‘jobless’ ‘get a job’ ‘neet’ or any variation of the above as an insult i have to laugh because in this job market? in this economy? at this time, when a billionaire douche was caught on camera last week talking about how the ‘unemployment rates need to go up’ to punish the working class for stepping out of line? i understand ‘get a hobby’ to an extent, because people with few hobbies do tend to waste more time on fruitless online arguments (exhibit A: i’m self-aware. working on it) but … ‘get a job’? ‘oh it’s not that deep’ — i’ve applied for twenty vacancies on indeed over the past month and still haven’t recieved a single interview offer. these were mostly low-paying, low-training, little-experience-required minimum wage openings, by the way. and when some homophobic troll is attacked online and shamed for being ‘jobless’ and ‘on benefits in his mother’s basement’ instead of, you know, for the actual rampant bigotry that he’s peddling, it makes you wonder — are anybody’s politics actually fucking coherent, or do people just want an excuse to use the same ableist, classist rhetoric that their oppressors do against a figure which it is deemed ‘acceptable’ to target? it always bounces back. you’re not hurting the asshole troll, your hate comments are only raising his online engagement which is exactly what he’s trying to achieve. the people that you are hurting though are the disabled and disadvantaged people on their last straw, feeling dehumanised and humiliated by the systems in place that seem to be continually, unrelenting rejecting them from all angles. that’s what you’re projecting: “if you aren’t currently employed or are simply for whatever reason incapable of selling your labour to an organisation or corporation of any kind, your value and worth to society and humanity is negligible, and you will be paraded as the lowest of the low — the worst example of what a person can possibly be compared to, a walking stain.” it is becoming ever more challenging as a disabled person to believe that the world genuinely wants us here and that 90% of the population aren’t firm adherents to eugenics deep inside their bones (or even overtly and shamelessly, as i’m observing more and more frequently in comment sections)
#half rant half theorypost half assed#might talk about UGLINESS next. adjacent topics. well everything is connected#jamie.txt
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why yall be out here on tumblr and twt n say dumb shit 🤦♀️ im pissed. some of yall arent meant for the real world if u still think heterophobia exists. these bitches crawling all over twitter especially. most of yall so grown but act like children and its always on twitter too. ?????? less crying more job finding. and dont get me started on those neet stay at home weebs who dehumanize women bc the only kind of women they see are in animes. ☠ and no straight people will ever truly understand how hard it is being gay why the fuck do u guys water down our struggles so much. at least ur considered fucking normal why cant u be fucking grateful for that and leave those "i hate straight ppl /srs" queers as stepping on shit. wipe it off on dry concrete and move the fuck on. but dont tell us to do the same because you know we arent treated normally no matter how open minded people have become by the years. theres still millions, or. billions of people opposing to us. is it the same to yall? probably like, only 10 people genuinely hate straight people in this world. "i hate gay people /srs" is like an anvil dropped on you. everyday a queer or trans person gets harassed verbally and physically just for being the way they are. be fucking grateful you're straight and you dont experience this thing. fuck you. homophobia and "heterophobia" struggles will never be equal. because the latter isnt real. so idk what to tell yall. again fuck u if u seriously think heterophobia is real. im taking that shit as fucking mockery to real homophobia that actually happens everyday. be fucking grateful ur naturally inlove with the opposite gender
#angel's rants#heterophobia isnt real 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌#i said what i said#yall never went thru smth like queer ppl did stop acting fucking oppressed#yall r considered the norm and we've been oppressed since like... forever and yall choose to do this. ??#if yall see one gay person say they hate straight people then u havent seen thousands of other homophobes supporting harassment to lgbt 💀#has there been a case of a straight person getting harassed just for being straight? neva heard of it 🤷♀️#stop acting oppressed. yall know yall are normal and common but we arent. fuck you seriously like fuck you i hate you#i didnt choose to be lesbian did i?#no straight person would choose to be gay only to be harassed on the daily#fuck you#also kind of vent :| being gay isnt fun most of the time and these “heterophobia!!!!” people makes it worse#if u really fucking oppose to this go n kys
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I HAVE A QUOTEV!!! ITS CALLED "SORRYIMSCARED" LEL
"Haha, yeah this is where i sleep. Take a seat anywhere I guess."
#1 NEET IN THE WORLD!!!
Getting a job is too much work. I think i'll stay home instead.
life is so cute!!!!!!lifeissocutelifeissocutelifeissocute!!!!!!!!( ≧ᗜ≦)
A MOTHERFUCKING AMALGAMATION OF SHIT.
Dont get your wires crossed!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE A SYSTEM!!!
Zomg haiiiiiiii!!! My name is Jev, Moon, Max, Sal, Lumala, Buzzy, Ennard, Or Bee. (Though i do prefer Jev) I am Puerto Rican and American (as well as half native!) and I am Aroace, Cupioromantic, Trans, and Pan! I am also Anarchist! (Also, yes lol, I am white.)!!!! Welcome back to your fucking basement!!!!
Prounouns: All-She/He/They/Xe/Zer/It + Neos but I prefer He/Him.
Rage + Hobie, Adhira, Celeste, Gwen + MJ ♡♡>>>>(Our beloved Nonnies/Very close friends/Siblings)
I am atheist, but I support everyone's religion!!! Now get tf out of my room!!!
I would like to stay rather anonymous on this app!!!! Thankie!!!!
I littlespace frequently cause im a fucking loser and have a blog for it, but I will only share it if asked!
I am literally and actually Ame/KAngel/OMGkawaiiAngel from Needy Streamer Overload/Needy Girl Overdose/srs. That is actually me/gen.
Do NOT view me as anything OTHER than an eldritch amalgamation, as that is all I am comfortable with being viewed as. I would prefer it if you thought of my voice as Nightmare Fredbears voice from FNAF/srs
Here are some of our alters blogs! (Pavitr Prabhakar) @gold-glimmering-bands, (Peni Parker) @gadgets-and-gizmos-bzzbzz, (Yashiro Nene) @untitled-magical-fish
I am autistic and very sensitive! (Though it does not seem it at times!) So be patient pretty please!!!!! *blows my fucking brains out*
(LOTS OF REPLY ICONS WE USE FOR OUR SYS ARE BY @essthereal okay thank you LOVE YOU)
CREAK, BANG, SNAP. YOU'RE ONLINE!
(More important things under the cut!)
Here are some darlings/Some of my friends you should follow! godspeed, godspeed! They all do incredible work, and deserve recognition for being such jems!
(Sorry for the tagging, everyone! I just really wanted to promote you all :D)
•@that-random-person-again ~ (<;- The filmmaker of the show! I kid, I kid! They are utterly DEVINE, I wish to send them a big bouquet of flowers because they are just so....Gahh!! I love them!)
•@puppeteerparty ~ (<- My dearest co-host Enzo! Ah what a gem, what a jem! I could squish him to peices because of how much I love them! *approches menacingly* what is there NOT to chatter about? Enzo is Enzo!)
•@adorbspoprocks ~ (<;-The wonderful feline itself, Kitty! Go follow all of paws blogs please, meow works very hard!)
•@adoodleintime ~ (<;-The executive producer of this show! I jest, I jest! But seriously, there art surely is a treat to look at! I find myself getting lost in it at times!)
•@p3nny-the-artsy-critter ~ (<- Ah, the star to my sky, the moon to my tide, my platonic wife Penny! now- what is there NOT to talk about when it comes to her?)
•@the-arcade-doctor ~ (<- Jota! Join Jota in the quaint arcade they call home! But be wary, things can get...Ahm....Messy.)
•@rubys-forest ~ (<- my bestie! There swap au is delightful, and so is there art! Ah, the happiness I get when I see them on my dashboard!)
•@justalilstar ~ (<- another best friend of mine! There kirby art is just- Mwah! Chefs kiss! Good soup!)
•@noble-equinox ~ (Ah, my noble neighbor! I have some very nice chats with him, they surely do bring a smile to my face! Luke is the best, go follow them!! Now!!)
OUR FUCKING ALTERS: *Ive fucking given up on listing them all.*
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🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊJulie Joyful (Welcome Home)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊUsagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon (Pretty Guardian Sailormoon)-Uses "Sailor" or "Moon"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊMoondrop/Moon/Daycare attendant (FNAF)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊSal Fisher/Sally Face (Sally Face)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊSally Starlet (Welcome Home)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊKiki (Little Twin Stars-Sanrio)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊPink Diamond (Steven Universe)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊWhite Diamond (Steven Universe)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊSpinel (Steven Universe)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊHome(Welcome Home)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊJessie Prescott (Hey Jessie)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊThe Collector (The Owl House)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊJohn Doe (Your Boyfriend John Doe)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊTsukasa Yugi (TBHK)-Uses "Azazel", "Aki", "Autumn", "Sage"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊNene Yashiro (TBHK)-Uses "Orchard"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊEvil (Iepfb)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊJuuzou Suzuya (Tokyo Ghoul)-Uses "Teeth"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊQueen Chrysalis (MLP)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊKokoro Momoiro (Yandere sim)-Uses "Momo"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊHana Daidaiyama (Yandere sim)-Uses "Hana"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊJataro Kemuri (Danganronpa)-Uses "James"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊMonaca Towa (Danganronpa)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊKorekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊHiyoko Saionji (Danganronpa)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊIbuki Mioda (Danganronpa)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊBluebird (Steven Universe)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊFranny Joyful (Welcome Home)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊYuno Gasai (My Future Diary)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊSpectra Vondergeist (Monster high)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊGooliope Jellington (Monster high)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊAllister (Pokemon)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊMelanie Martinez (Singer)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊOsana Najimi (Komi Cant Communicate)-Uses "Mike"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊPeni Parker (Spiderverse)-Uses "Liam"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊGwen Stacy (Spiderverse)-Uses "Gio"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊPavitr Prabhakar (Spiderverse)-Uses "Pascal"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊHatsune Miku (Vocaloid)- Uses "Vincent"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊFukase (Vocaloid)- Uses "Mono"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊMileena (Mortal Kombat)- Uses "Iris"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊStella (Helluva Boss)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊRuby Gloom (Ruby Gloom)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊJeff The Killer (Creepypasta)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊ𖤐Laughing Jack (Creepypasta)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊCassie (FNAF Security Breach)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊCircus Baby (FNAF sister location)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊMisa Amane (Death Note)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊAlternate Gabriel/Lucifer (Mandela Catalog)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊLucifer (Hazbin Hotel)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊHusk (Hazbin Hotel)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊEmily (Corpse Bride)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊShock (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊAmy (Sonic)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊWarabi (Splatoon)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊ𖤐Harmony (Splatoon)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊShiver (Splatoon)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊBeatrice Reden (I Heart Amy)-Uses "Loveletter"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊ(CHILD) Beatrice Reden (I Heart Amy)-Uses "Lilypad"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊBenjamin Brynn (Before Your Eyes)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊHoppo (Bugbo)-Uses “AK-47”
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊMary Jane Watson (From Hobie Brown's dimension)- Uses "Gravestone"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊAmy (I Love Amy)- Uses "Ajax"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊElise (Adventure Time)- Uses "JJ"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊBetty (Adventure time)-Uses "Cinnamon"
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊL Lawlet (Death Note)
🎠🎡🎪 ☆ -ˊRui (Demon Slayer)
°○°F/O'S LIST°○°
ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ
ROMANTIC-
♡Wally Darling (Welcome Home)
♡Ken Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul)
♡Tuxedo Mask/Mamoru Chiiba (Sailormoon)
♡Sailor Mars/Rei Hino (Sailormoon)
♡Hanako/Amane Yugi (TBHK)
♡Spider noir (Spiderverse)
♡Hobie Brown/Spider punk (Spiderverse)
♡Intruder (Mandela Catalog)
♡L Lawlet (Death Note)
PLATONIC/FAMILIAL-
♡Koutarou Amon (Tokyo Ghoul)
♡Yoshimura (Tokyo Ghoul)
♡Hinami Fueguchi (Tokyo Ghoul)
♡Frank Frankly (Welcome Home)
♡Poppy Partridge (Welcome Home)
♡Bea Joyful (Welcome Home)
♡Hanako/Amane Yugi (TBHK)
DNI-
o<[]:o)-General DNI (Homophobic, transphobic,racist, facist, etc.)
o<[]:o)-Proship/Comship/🍖🌈/Anti-anti
o<[]:o)-Terfs/Swerfs
o<[]:o)-Anti xenogenders/neogenders
o<[]:o)-BNHA/MHA watchers/supporters (moots/friends get a free pass.)
o<[]:o)-Dreamsmp watchers/supporters
o<[]:o)-Aro/Ace exclusionists
o<[]:o)-Anti Agere/Littlespace
o<[]:o)-Anti Anarchist/actively supports capitalism
o<[]:o)- "Transmale lesbians" and there supporters, He/Him lesbians are a-okay!
Very kewl!!!!! Thats it!!!!!!! Now fucking leave I need to tear my hair out!!!!!!!
"Remember, until you hear me again; keep your smile merry, and always know I love you very much...Goodbye!"
And...
Cut! Thats a wrap!
(More may be added in the future!)
#bfyf#before you follow#Here are my tags!:#Whiskeys woes~☆#Whiskeys wifey penny~♡#Whiskeys wonderful co-host Enzo!~♡#Jubilant Jests with Jota~☆#Doodles doozys~☆#Whiskeys rants with random~☆#Kittys concoctions with Whiskey~☆
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Hi miss marble can we get some Osomatsu fluff?
Of course you can!!!
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Dating Osomatsu Would Include:
• Lazy cuddles!!! Even if you have somewhere to be, you’ll be stopped in your tracks when his arms wrap around your waist and you’re pulled backwards onto his couch.
• Sloppy kisses, man can’t give proper kisses to save his life. He’ll chuckle too when you exclaim how gross the slobber he left on your cheek is.
• He doesn’t really get jealous with strangers because he trusts you, but cant help it when it comes to his brothers.
• Osomatsu really gets jealous when it comes to his brothers, considering he was the first of them to have a s/o.
• His grip tightens when he’s holding onto your hand or waist when one of his brothers comes up to flirt with you.
• Loves bar dates at Chibitas, never lets you pay even though he has no money to pay for even himself. Chibita doesn’t let you pay either saying you’re on the house.
• “ Don’t worry about it Name, it’s on the house… NOW YOU STUPID NEET, PAY YOUR FUCKING TAB!!!”
• If you’re comfortable with it, he love sexual innuendos/jokes around you to make you flustered, if not he’s more than happy to make jokes about how gorgeous you are!
• “How did i get so lucky to date the most gorgeous person in Akatsuka~”
• He eventually gets a job to have money to take you on dates and spoil you, he tries for you AND himself.
• Secretly wants you to do the same for him, shame on you Oso.
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JOB INTERVIEW??? NO COMEBACK!!! finish what you started hange😭😭 that was so good omg i loved it 💛💛
neet hange pt 2 _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
!: fem bodied reader, smut
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'U・x・U'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
neet hange didn’t want a job but had to get one so you wouldn’t think she was an embarrassment or failure. she walked to her interview to be a barista, she didn’t want to but she had no choice.
when she was at the interview she was practically on her knees begging for the job. she desperately needed it. it was gonna be hard working since she really haven’t had any social interactions since she got fired. only the mailman, her parents and you. she was so happy when the interviewer handed her the apron and visor.
on her way home she stopped by your apartment, knocking frantically. when you opened she looked at you with no emotion. “did you get it?” you asked her excitedly.
she pulled the apron out from behind her back smiling. she hugged you picking you up spinning you around. she was so happy that she was gettin better. when she put you down you grabbed her cheeks with both hands giving her a soft kiss on her lips. she could taste your cupcake flavored chapstick. she quite literally almost pissed herself.
you and hange technically were not together, she was more of a friend with benefits, sneaky link, whatever you wanted to call it, for whatever reason. she thought that if she got a job maybe you’d change the way you felt about her. you let go of her “im so proud of you!”
“c’mere, sit sit. im gonna bake you a cake real quick.” you grin at her.
she was happy about her job, just a little sad about you.
you two sat eating the cake talking about what she was gonna spend her money on and how she was gonna get her old job back. she left going back to her apartment taking a shower then lying down in her bed, no longer cluttered because you helped her clean her apartment.
as she layed down she thought about u, it was so hard for her to not have u constantly on her mind. she has just met you a few months earlier, but you were the light of her life. her fingers drifted down to her underwear, stuffing her hole with her fingers, slowly going in and out as she gasps your name quietly.
next morning she got up getting ready for work. on her way out she saw you outside of her apartment door with a bag. “it’s lunch” you said handing it to her. she smiled giving you a hug then taking the train to work.
she almost vomited after taking her first order it was lowkey a lot but she put a smile on and did what she had to do. when it was lunch she opened the bag and read a small not you left, “hange, have a great day at work and don’t worry about talking to people, just imagine they’re me or your parents! have a great day i love you, enjoy the sandwich and i have a surprise for you later!” she smiled taking a bite of the sandwich.
when her shift was over she took the train home and knocked on your door when she opened she saw you in a red dress, with your hair curled and put up. you pulled her to sit down at the table to have dinner with you. “how was your first day?” you asked digging in your food. she told you all about her day.
“that’s great han!” you smiled. she nodded with a soft smile. you had noticed something was up with her for at least a few weeks. you had decided to inquire about it. “what’s up? you’ve looked kinda sad for a while, has anything happened?” you asked her.
she just had to tell you, she couldn’t hold it in anymore. “it’s just that, i don’t know y/n, would it be weird if i said that i didn’t wanna be whatever we are anymore? i mean i like you a lot, you’re one of the first people who treats me well. if i’m being honest i don’t wanna fuck you like once a week then go back to being just, i don’t know normal.” she exclaims stressfully.
you understood what she was saying completely. you were actually planning on taking her out and asking to make things official. “i understand hange, i was actually gonna ask if you wanted to be in a relationship. because you’re right the on and off thing is kinda weird.” hange’s demeanor completely changed as she nodded quickly agreeing with you. then getting up to hug you.
a few hours later, your other surprise after hange’s first day was literally eating her out.
this was actually like the first time you did anything to hange. all the times you had sex she was giving it to you. you enjoyed it though, licking at her clit, stuffing tongue into her practically virgin hole. “y/n , fuck.” she mewled teary eyed bucking her hips into your mouth. you grabbed her tits for leverage as she continued riding your face crying out your name. saliva and cum coating her puffy folds.
she wrapped her legs around your neck as you kissed her sweet pussy, gripping her thighs. “you taste so good.” you whine into her, spreading her lips. as you continue to lick at her she looked down at you, cupping your cheek with her hand. “fuck, this is the best i’ve ever felt in my entire existence.” she cried out her fingers entangled in your hair. she was sweating, beads of sweat ran down her forehead and legs. the only noises in the whole apartment were that of her moans and the smacking of you eating her cunt.
you pushed your fingers in her, thrusting slowly as she told you breathy, “i used to do this exact same thing while thinking about you.” she smirked looking down. you looked up still licking her clit. as you continued pleasing your lover, you noticed her moaning turn into small whines as she was getting closer to her orgasm.
“my ex never ever fucked me even close to the way you could hange, that’s why you deserve everything i can possibly offer.” you say getting back to lapping at her hardened bud. she whines louder before and came, cum slowly creeping out of her hole like molasses. you lick it up and get up to kiss her, holding her cheeks, sucking on her tongue as she holds you close grabbing your ass.
#umeswritin!~#aot#aot imagines#attack on titan#aot x reader#aot hange#aot hcs#hange x reader#aot smut#hange attack on titan#snk hange#hange smut#hange x reader smut#snk headcanons#snk hanji#aot hanji#hange x black reader#eren x reader#levi x reader#aot x reader smut
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Bottom of the barrel isekai: b-rank adventurer with an evil look becomes a daddy to the protagonist and his childhood friend.
Well if i'm reading it, that's a goddamn lie, hello! Pull up a chair, drink my tea, piss on my wife, you have the most control in this world because you are the specialist lil fella that can do not a lick of wrong! It's time for another bottom of the barrel isekai review! Today, you can read the title above, go fuck yourself if you think im going write it out every single god damn time.
Come out boys, girls and some other thing, frogs? Is that what the enbys like these days? Frogs? Anyways let's do the song and dance!
Our titular main character is a dude from japan, they wasted their live away being a disgusting fucking neet and playing video games all the live long day, being a whale in pirates 101 and domeing me from across the map as widow maker on royal!
Anyways he fucking Dies and gets reincarnated in the game he and his singular friend dearly loved known as bright fantasy, now as we can see in the picture above, perhaps he reincarnated as some sorta giga god, perhaps his party abandoned him because they didnt understand the monumental boon a tax accountant has in another world… perhaps he was summoned by the king to Fuck his wife for him!
Wait a second… is that a sharp detour…? FU-
Anyways gray is reborn as a Thug Npc, or someone with a dark background, his looks mean, he has a average appearance and some fucking sick shoulder gaurds. He is a moody lil nobody, which is why it's such an insane hook to see it open with two children begging to be adopted by him in the opening
Now before you get too scared that we are running into uncharted territories since we haven't had anyone betray anyone and the MC has not turned god inside out, we get to dive back into the cool cocoons of familiar fantasy tropes with the adventuring ranking system. I'm not going to bother to explain it, if you got a letter grade in school then you know what it means. Get close to the A and that means you are the Big Boy adventurer who does the Big Boy quests.
Now i do appreciate the authors restraint and only making him the Second Biggest boy and attempting to make him Not A Twink
We almost have a guy who is on a bulk and not a cut, sigh, one day.
Anyways we pull back ground tall dark and who cares to learn that these two are matchstick kids. Dead broke kids who are attempting to sell flowers they have picked to the people on the street. They were attacked by nobody you are going to remember and get healed by gray. They then decide to beg him to save their ailing parents because I guess wonka isn't around to give golden tickets to get them out of bed or whatever.
They tell them their names, one of them has the super special name of the Super Main Character. What a coinkyDink. Gray knows that if he is to be a villain (???) then his job is to avoid it. Luckily he went to the Katarina claes school of villainy and decided that ethical action is actually more important than meta narrative logic.
Cut to Tiny tims lakeside property and we see the rest of the family living the fucking dream!
I'm so sorry, i have this mental tick where i accidently say “dream” instead of “nightmare”.
Also Stella is a vampire, why? Fuck you thats why.
They explain that they have been getting by by the skin of their teeth through a combination of the street urchin grind set of selling flowers and getting church donations. Gray beats up some assumed child abductors outside and gives a somewhat creepy smile.
Next chapter is about Gray stealing an orcs' balls to create a high end potion (viagra) to nobles so he can get enough money to buy something called a “home”? I'm not sure what that is exactly, i'm not sure what the translator was talking about, i've certainly never heard of someone “buying” or owning one for certain.
I don't actually have much to say about this guy, this is the guy who makes the ball potion for gray, I just like him, he has a funny face, I like looking at it. He looks like someone I would trade yugioh cards with while he tells me about his super cool oc and I would listen because he is a fun dude.
But yeah, the manga is mostly about this guy being a slightly more psychotic late stage kratos, being a dad, trying to raise a bunch of random kids he found, trying to give the main character a taste of normalcy before the plot kicks and and shit goes sideways, oh and sometimes he brutally kills people.
His main goal is to have a family and that's about that.
So let's start getting into things.
The title has no interest in creating an expansive world that is original, everything of it is meat burrowed and stitched into its own narrative to support its own plot line and to explain why this happens and why that is occurring at this point. Now I do not believe that this is inherently a bad thing. In fact it's fine. Not every single manga needs to be the next genre defining piece of media. In fact we need things that are average, we need things that build the genre or else we can never have exceptions to the rule. The magic system, the team system, the classes, the guilds, the plot, it's all what you would expect from something with final fantasy inspirations. Semi (not really) complicated fighting systems that only make sense to pad out the loving tedium of a game. “Complete this many quests of this level to rank up.” “collect this many monster parts to complete the quest” and so on and so fourth ad infitum until god has to pop out and ask what the fuck is going on.
The art is great in places. Most of it is very bog standard, you aren't going to get that much out of it if you are expecting groundbreaking designs that really make you scratch your chin in wonder at how they made something like that up. But it's very clearly competent and knows how to give each of its characters that needed cover before you read the book. People that need to look like unlikeable thugs look like unlikeable thugs, children that need to look sweet and innocent look sweet and innocent. The artist is really good at goofy expressions but they are a bit few and far between to really satisfy my desire for evil fucked up faces, oh kekegurui… if i didnt hate your plot so much i would be so much more obsessed with you…
The tropes I've already gone over. It uses every single trope but more so in the way someone would do if they were playing a new game plus. You don't want to do the rigamarole of the heroes rise so you make them overpowered and whatever so they can get to the stuff that you have deemed important, that being fatherhood simulator and housing market simulator. The world is secondary to the plot the author wants so they grab the tropes they want to ensure they can focus on that part of the story with impunity while hand waving some other things and give ol daddy gray his badass moments to make the editors happy that this is infact enough of a power fantasy. You know, to keep those freaks that actually buy the manga happy.
As for kink stuff, none that I can see. The author only seems to want women to fawn on the main character so they can complete the golden vision of the dead emperor abe of the nuclear family, perhaps hoping to tempt his blessing from beyond the grave…
This was a little bit of a boreing read. I cant entirely recommend it, but if you want to see some edgy boredline twunk be a dad to a bunch of random kids he adopted then yeah, go for it lmao.
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okay i really need to confess. a bit ago you guys had that conversation about fliqpy working as a butcher. i was reading it while it happened but none of you decided to be honest. because he would just be fucking unemployed. fliqpy wouldn't have a job because nobody is hiring him considering what he's done. you reasoned he could work at a deli as long as he didn't interact with customers but deep in your heart you have to know that's not true. he can't handle that. he's a murderer. a jobless murderer more importantly. you could label him as a NEET and it wouldn't even be that far out.
this is so funny. murderers often get jobs, and those victims dont even come back for food the next day
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