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castilestateofmind · 8 months
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"The conquistadors are too “pagan” for the Church and most Christians to accept — they wanted glory, power, wealth, dominion over space. At the same time, they were too deeply Catholic to be picked up by neopagans, and too White for progressives. They exist in a strange limbo".
- Alaric the Barbarian, The Dissident Review.
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re-germanisierung · 3 days
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redrook · 3 months
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old German lady gave me acupuncture today
she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"
my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.
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schreibfederlaerm · 6 months
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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.
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now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".
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but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.
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I mean, holy shit
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i will use these as reaction images until i die
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lasttarrasque · 2 months
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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg
"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"
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satans-cool-blog · 4 months
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I’ve been obsessed with this tweet for a while so I’m posting the it to tumblr to inflict it on more people
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musashi · 7 months
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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim
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mischievousdog · 2 months
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Wolpertinger
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scoobhead · 20 days
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baradragon · 4 months
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give me the state if you're comfy and what languages were offered
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dr-drea · 1 month
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Be gay do crime but in Bavaria and we're putting these everywhere
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Karl Gussow - Old Man's Treasure (Das Kätzchen), 1876
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blacktobackmesa · 3 months
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"gordon freeman was 27 he should have been at the club" before getting his Black Mesa job dr. freeman spent a chunk of his twenties in europe in the late 1990s. the reason half life 1's soundtrack is all industrial techno is because that's what's playing in his head 24/7
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