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Kirishima, flexing in his new tank top: How do I look!?
Bakugo, staring: pretty...
Kirishima, cherry red: Oh.
#kirishima is such a pretty boy#i love this guy!!!#bakugo thinks he is oretty#this is abt me and my boyfriend#kiribaku#kirishima#mha#bakugo#incorrect my hero academia quotes#incorrect boku no hero academia quotes#eijirou kirishima#krbk#bnha#gay kirishima#gay bakugo#gayass ugly#thank god pride month is over i hate gay people!!!!!!!! /j
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Hobie: Miles you can’t fucking fight with us you didn’t speak effeminately enough in the vc yesterday
Miles: what!!! Gwen tell this ugly ass rodent that-
Gwen: no no it’s true. you weren’t yuri in the vc when server rules clearly state-
Miguel, thinking: maybe if i let them fight they’ll kill each other and i won’t have to deal with this
#miles calling hobie ugly is so untrue like bro you want to kiss him . gayass#miles morales#spiderman#spider man#hobie brown#spiderpunk#spider punk#gwen stacy#spidergwen#ghost spider#miguel o’hara#spiderman 2099#spider man 2099
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The king in touch my katamari is so scary I love him
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I need to do this immediately
#i hate everyone everywhere all at once#btw if the trees don't start regrowing their leaves im going to pipe bomb myself#WAIT remember that one time I jokingly said in the comments of some ugly tumblr propaganda post#''i love to eat car bombs'' and they REPORTED ME and issues me a strike or some gayass shit cause it went against tos????#sounds like somebody does not like to eat car bombs.
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the witcher 1 🤝 disco elysium
main character wakes up with amnesia.
#1. bisexual. 2. wear ugly clothes because they have incredible style. actually#my things#i miss geralt 😭 1 and 3 are my faves i can barely stand to play tw2#his model is ugly. everything is so bright i dont like the colours. SORRY#3. gayass friend
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Hi. My name is doctorcurdlejr and you may recognize me from the Riverdale posts you stomp and spit on like a street rat when they fall upon your dash. I want to take this time to talk about a very important problem that's impacting tens, if not twenties, of people around the globe: The Series Finale of Riverdale (2017-2023, may it find peace in gay death).
For the next few days, a number of LGBTQ+ persons, ones you may even know, will be mourning the loss of their gayass television series. It is with this in mind that I ask you to withhold your deep seated, dreadful, mean spirited, and ugly hearts to show compassion to the fans you stumble across. It is more than acceptable to shrug your shoulders and move on from what you don't understand. I give this warning not only thinking of my fellow fans, but of YOU, random tumblr blogger. These people are liable to whip around and maul you like an attack dog if you choose to insult the show while they observe this truly unfortunate period of mourning.
So, I beg of you, follow the ethos of an 8 year old child and THINK before you curse the name of Riverdale within the next week.
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Hi it me 💋anon. once agin your writing is So Edible!!! All the kisses, just simply all of them. <3 keeping it vaguely short. I see youre on a pacbo kick and I would like to propose-
Tubbo in a dress. Sunny just reeeeaaalllyyy wanted her pa to wear a dress, who is he to deny her? Maybe she also wanted to practice doing hair (I know his hairs reals hort now shhhhh). I think pac would buffer :]
Hope youre having a good day!
hey darling, kisses for you.
and also yes this is the exact dress that i bought while thrifting today
Tubbo never really cared too much about the clothes he was wearing. As long as he was able to work he liked it. There had definitely been some hesitancy in the beginning when his lovely daughter handed the gift to him with big eyes.
But how could he say no to her?
She laughed, clapping her hands together as he pulled down his outer layers to be able to slip on the dress she bought for him all by herself.
It was truly a beautiful dress. A peachy pink with little flower-like ruffles all over the skirt, top, and sleeves. It fell to lower thigh and swished nicely. Tubbo was honestly surprised by the amount of movement it provided. The top was a bit tighter, coming in right under his bust and flowing outwards from there. The sleeves were flowy as well allowing easy access for him to use his arms.
“You can be a princess like me now, Pa!” she signed, jumping around excitedly.
He smiled fondly at her and patted her head. “Yes, poppet. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.”
Sunny smiled a toothy grin up at him and his heart absolutely melted. He was so lucky to have her.
A slam of a door startled them both. “Oi!” called out a familiar voice and Tubbo froze while Sunny bounded towards the voice. “Pai Pac!”
“Hi Sunnyyy,” he cooed, before looking up and catching Tubbo's gaze. “Oh. Tubbo.”
Tubbo squirmed under the fire of his eyes.
“It was from Sunny,” he rushed to explain. So don't say it's ugly, he silently pleaded.
Pac turned to Sunny and put his hands on their tiny face. “Sunny, você é um gênio.”
Sunny smiled wide, her eyes glittering as Tubbo tried to catch the rush of translated words.
“What?”
Pac stood up and came over into Tubbo's space, grabbing his face in the same way as he did to Sunny. “You look stunning.”
Tubbo flushed. “Seriously?”
Pac nodded furiously. “Sim!” His eyes ran down his body in a way that felt so reverent. Like he was something holy to be admired.
It made Tubbo feel dizzy.
“Thanks, boss.”
“Of course,” Pac said with a smile as he rubbed his thumbs over Tubbo's cheeks.
Gayass, Tubbo thought as he swallowed hard in his throat. He wasn't quite sure if he was talking about himself or Pac. In his dizzy state he couldn't bring himself to care. All he could do was lean into Pac's hands and give him a smile.
“I'll wear it more then.”
#pacbo#qsmp#my writing#fanfiction#q!tubbo#q!pac#qsmp sunny#i promised myself if i wrote this before midnight my time that i could go outside and smoke so adios motherfuckers#enjoy the gayasses <3#💋 anon
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can you tell me more abt henr y emily 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
RUBS HANDS TOGETHER NEFARIOUSLY ok sooo basicallyyyy :3
henry co-founded fazbears with william and helped make the original animatronics . he had a daughter [charlotte "charlie" emily] that was killed by william after being locked outside of fredbear's diner , seen in take cake to the children [fnaf 2 minigame] and security puppet's minigame [fnaf 6] . The puppet [an animatronic] found his daughter outside after she was killed and layed down next to her , deactivating in the process because it was raining , letting her possess it .
hes theorized to be the desk man from fnaf world , a secret character that says alot of things but the only rly important stuff is from the circus baby ending . Image of the desk guy bellow
in the circus baby ending , he talks about how hes made something terrible and he cant stop it . and then the lights go out , circus baby[the animatronic that killed elizabeth afton , williams daughter]'s voice says "the show will begin momentarily . everyone please stay in your seats" and when the lights come back on henrys head is on his desk and blood pools around his head . Me personally i think the desk man is him but its . Kinda weird with the ending because he dies in pizzeria sim . But i like thinking that so im ignoring how much that doesnt make sense
In pizzeria simulator , hes the cassette man that tells michael stuff throughout the game . tbh i havent payed that much attention to pizzaria sim but im insane abt the completion ending so im talking abt that
in the completion ending , scrap baby [circus baby but all fucked up] , scraptrap [that one ugly ass springtrap redesign] , and michael afton are all inside the building . henry sets the building on fire and starts talking over a cassette . His monologue is split up into parts directed towards different people in the building .
Elizabeth/scrap baby/everyone: he apologizes for interupting elizabeth ["if you still even remember that name"] , and says they havent been called here for what they think , and theyre in a "labyrinth with no exit , a maze with no prize" . "always chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber , always seeming so near yet always out of reach . but you will never find them . None of you will ." chat im normal
michael: he tells michael there was a way out , but he thinks thats not what he wants and hes exactly where he wants to be . henry says hes remaining nearby and the place wont be remembered , itll fade away like every tradgedy should .
everyone: he says theres peace waiting for most of them , but for one of them [william/scraptrap] the deepest pit of hell has opened waiting to swallow him whole ."so dont keep the devil waiting , old friend" old friend a gayass thing to call someone 🤣
charlie [his daughter]: he says he knew she wouldnt be content to die and its in her nature to protect the innocent , he apologizes for nobody being out there to save her and "i couldnt save you then , do let me save you now" .
he ends it with "this ends. For you and for all of us" and the tape ends . they all die in the fire together and its implied henry died in it too ? man all we know is how he died was a suicide of some sort . normal about the afton's fire motifs aaaaannddddd hit post
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Hangmans dad (s) -
okay okay so I’ve seen the few Ice is Jake’s dad headcannons and I go nuts for the fucked up/ no parents ones.. but have I missed the Slider as Jakes dad ones?? because hello??? both are blonde, pretty, tall, and cocky??? Ice being the cool (hehe no pun) uncle and bringing his husband with him to Texas to see Ron and his husband (everyone is gay here be quiet and Jake has his other dad’s last name) and Jake is there complaining about this dude he met in basic with a stupid mustache. He just keeps going until Ice says “does he have ugly Hawaiian shirts” and Mav does a dramatic gayass gasp in the back. Slider starts drinking at 2:30pm on a Tuesday because Christ there two reasons why their kids didn’t keep meeting. 1. being because 8 month old baby Jake bit 5 year old toddler Bradley hard enough to bleed and Bradley said he never wanted to see that baby ever again. 2. being that Mav, Ice, and Slider were all insanely busy so they really didn’t have the vacation time at points, with Mav running around the world and Ice keeping him safe and becoming an admiral and Slider being an airline pilot. So while yes they were all super close they didn’t talk about themselves to their kids so their kids really didn’t know about each other. Only in the vague idea of “uncle Ron’s son just went into the Navy” “oh neat”. In this Bradley kept talking to Ice after the papers incident. Idk I’m just fucking wasted and thinking about them I don’t know details.
#top gun#hangman#ice#slider#bradley rooster bradshaw#top gun maverick#jake hangman seresin#whoops im drunk#hangman x rooster#icemav#ron kerner#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#headcanon#you can write this as a fic if you wanna idc#my ao3 is recycleyourself go party over there if you wanna#hangster#chris seresin
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twin peaks notes!!!
okay so these are all my notes and thoughts on the pilot and the first episode :3 enjoy.
pilot:
“it (the story) encompasses the all. it is beyond the fire, though few would know that meaning”
“laura is the one”
god josie is actually so beautiful
sarah's paranoid has everyone caught off guard. i wonder if she knows something we dont
i love the choice they made having pete’s pov of finding laura be shot handheld. it makes it so much more off-putting and found-footagey
I LOVE LUCY SHES SO CUTE
sheriff harry truman you are so beautiful to me <3
poor andy :(
the shot of the palmer’s stairwell is so off-putting i love it
AUDREYYYYY god shes so cunty
the way leland holds onto harry’s jacket was such a good character choice
goddd shelly is so gorgeous
all the ladies are so beautiful lets be real
shelly and bobby are linking
bobby and laura were dating
laura was 17 when she died
i like the detail of aurdey changing from her oxfords to red heels when she gets to school
james’s goofy ass haircut.. like girl whatever
the last time mrs. palmer saw laura was 9pm
she had just come from bobby’s
laura’s phone rang sometime that night
the wide shot of the pulaski girl walking across the bridge is so fucking good
james said “laura was the one” which is probably referencing the fact that she was the one for him but its also an echo of the log lady said in the intro as well sooo
AHHHHHHHHHH SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER FBI MY POOKIE BUTTTTTTTT
oh my god i love him so so much actually
i like how harry and coop meet at the end of the hallway and walk towards the camera and then the camera starts moving with them
coop is actually so funny i love him. him and his trees
you can tell harry fell for him right when he asked about the firs BWHAHAHA
while they were in the elevator, there was a man with one arm
ronette repeated “dont go there”
laura was dr jacoby’s patient
laura’s parents didn’t know she was seeing him.. i wonder why?
i dont know if this was intentional or not but while dr. jacoby was talking to coop and harry, he was touching the hula girl on his tie under her skirt. idk i just noticed it and it weirded me out. fucking freak
laura had a letter "r" under her nail on her ring finger. it seems like the killer is leaving a clue maybe??
apparently this is something coop has seen before
snake and donna are dating
laura’s last diary entry was “asparagus for dinner again. i hate asparagus. does this mean ill never grow up? nervous about meeting j tonight.”
i love how lynch creates the atmosphere of twin peaks. it feels wet and cold
“tell harry i didn’t cry.” oh andyyyyyy he’s so sweet. poor thing
the video tape of donna and laura is so cute
coop is so good at his job. thats my man
“you didn’t love her anyway” YEAH GET HIS ASS GET HIM
audrey loves to cause problems on purpose and i support her
snake and that gayass pose he does up against the wall
laura was cheating on bobby with james
donna definitely had feelings for laura and she fell into the trap of being in love with her best friend then hooking up with the boy she was with to feel close to her “i wanna kiss his lips bc they taste like you” kind of vibe yk?
love all the shots of the woods
did ronette escape or was she let go?
the found laura’s half heart necklace and a note that says “fire walk with me” written in blood
james has the other half
in the deposit box they found a flesh world magazine with ronette’s picture circled inside it and about $10,000 cash
and there’s a pic of leo’s truck in the mag as well
leo is shelly’s abusive ugly fucking husband. i hope he dies
shelly is cheating on him with bobby
the actor that plays leo is so bad LMAOOO
the snowshoe rabbit :((((
coop is so fascinated by the flora and fauna of twin peaks and i love how he tells harry all about it (asking him questions and stuff). its so sweet
andrew packard was josie’s late husband who died in a boating accident a little over a year prior and he was katherine's brother. josie ended up inheriting everything that katherine would have so i guess that explains why she has a stick up her ass...
log lady is here!!! love her
harry and coop are literally “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” LMAOOOO
i love harry sm. he's always looking out for everyone; hes such a good sheriff <3
teresa banks was the case that coop had mentioned earlier that made him think that laura’s death was connected somehow
donna’s sister harriet is so cute. her being a poet and everything
bobby is so annoying smhhhh
“oh we’ll find her. dont you worry about that.” now why would you say it like that TO HER DAD YOU FREAK oh my god boys are so fucking stupid and creepy
i wonder why snake and bobby are called “mutt” and “jeff” by joey and scotty????
ed and norma are having an affair and it seems like they’ve had feelings for each other for a while
norma’s husband is in jail for manslaughter (yikes bitch)
oh coop is whittling i love him :((
HIS LITTLE THUMBS UP GOD
he’s by best friend guys like actually
“you think they spotted us?” “gimme a donut.” LMAOOOOO LIKE???
laura was wrapped up in some fucked up stuff apparently
“i knew her more that she thought i did.” ughhhhhhhhh kms
bobby killed somebody!!
OOOOO THEY KISSED DONNA AND JAMES KISSED!! god it kinda was gross like they were literally eating each other’s faces BWHAHHA
they buried their half of the necklace
bobby is such a punk bitch
OH MY GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE THOSE FUCKING CRAZY EYES DAMN
james looks like a cornered dog
awww doc hayward and donna’s relationship is so sweet smhhh
lucy is such an angel with her little donut buffet
EWWWWWWW WHY ARE THEY (snake and bobby) BARKING FUCKING TWEAKERS GODDAMN?!??!??!
josie and harry are so so cuteeeeeeee i love them
harry literally pulled the baddest bitches in the entire show
katherine is plotting evilly in her armchair WITH MR HORNE
god i love how foreboding the shot of the palmers stairwell is
someone found the necklace donna and james buried and it looks like mrs. palmer had a vision about that or something??
lots of cheaters in this town LMAOOO
"it's beyond the fire" and "fire walk with me" what is the fire???
episode 1:
“behind all things are reasons. reasons can even explain the absurd.”
HIS ASS IS UPSIDE DOWN LMAOOO
his fucking sock garters COME ON
“diane, it struck me again earlier this morning. there are two things that continue to trouble me and im speaking now not only as an agent of the bureau but also as a human being. what really went on between marilyn monroe and the kennedys? and who really pulled the trigger on jfk?” LIKE BITCH!!! I HATE HIM (affectionately)
coop is so real for being transfixed with audrey bc me too
laura tutored audrey’s brother johnny
johnny is said to have “emotional problems” bc he’s 27 and in the third grade. im assuming its some mental disability
audrey said that “emotional problems” run in the family
audrey you are so strange girl. love you tho
i love how everybody in the station has donuts in their mouths LMAOOOO
i also love how coop says "three for three" after he sees andy, lucy, and harry all eating donuts
laura’s cause of death was blood loss
leo has a big old blood stain on one of his shirts :0
EW YOU FREAK LET GO OF HER GOD
his nasty ass ponytail fucking barf
laura was doing cocaine
james has been the only one who seems to have been the most honest whilst being interrogated (yk excluding the part about the locket)
laura, bobby, and snake have been in cahoots with leo. im guessing it has to do with drugs
laura’s video played again and it stopped on a frame of her face and her voice whispered “help me”
big ed is james’s uncle
harry knows about ed and norma
someone drugged ed at the roadhouse
coop has some of his FBI guys coming down to examine laura’s body
ed gave a little gesture to hawk when he returned james back to him, which hawk mirrored back to him. they seem to be touching the side of their eyes/temples? and wiping down, like a tear maybe??? what’s up with that?
james’s mom is out of town
HEHEHHEHE HARRY CALLING THEM SHERLOCK AND WATSON
pete and josie have a sweet relationship too :((
pete kind of reminds me of my dad a little bit
laura helped josie with her english
she aid that the last time she saw laura, she was upset about something but they didn’t talk about it. laura then told josie “i think i now understand how you feel about your husbands death.” whatever that means
katherine is such a cunt i hate her so much
of course cooper would know what shenanigans means
katherine is cheating on pete with benjamin horne. gross.
she and mr. horne are trying to bankrupt the mill. he also suggests that they burn it down
EWWWWW OH MY GOD HES KISSING/SUCKING HER TOESSSSS NOOOOOOOOO
so donna went over to the palmer’s house, and sarah suddenly hallucinated and thought donna was laura. then she saw a creepy guy crouching and looking up at her from a bed? and promptly started freaking out
rosette worked at the horne’s department store as a salesgirl at the perfume counter and joked it was “the sweet job she ever had”
the one armed man is back!!!
“laura died two days ago. i lost you years ago.” mr. horne said this to audrey and it gives us some insight into their relationship (i hope they elaborate on this more in the future)
okay so it looks like bobby comes from a religious and military home
his father is def the dominant head of the family. he has a strong presence and his wife seems to be more meek compared to him. very “good christian wife” core. thats not a dig at her, she seems sweet enough, but when general briggs slaps bobby for putting a cigarette in his mouth at dinner, she does nothing about it
laura helped norma with the “meals on wheels program” that laura helped organize. she really does seem like such a golden child
the log apparently saw something the night laura died
god, the way shelly’s face dropped when leo asked about his shirt gave me chills
laura recorded tapes for dr. jacoby
“i just know im gonna get lost in those woods again tonight. i just know it.” (laura on one of her tapes)
she also mentioned a “mystery man”. i wonder if its the creepy guy sarah hallucinated or something
ohhhhh so it was dr. jacoby who found the other half of the necklace
#thats all for today!!#very excited to continue my viewing#twin peaks#laura palmer#special agent dale cooper#sheriff harry truman
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shoot yourself + the whole entire world hates your guts + you were found in a garbage dump and adopted for tax benefits + your layout is ugly + kill yourself + mona is mid both as an idol and a character + YOU are mid as a friend and a blogger + L + your existence is a crime in and off itself + hang yourself + i fail to find a single redeeming quality about you and your life + how do y
i dont have a gun + its okay i also hate the whole world + its not like i WANT to be related to my family + my layout is not ugly :( its gorgeous its mona + nuh uh + MONA IS THE COOLEST AND CUTEST EVER SHE HAS AMAZING GROWTH AND HER SONGS ARE AMAZING AND AND SJES THE GIRL EVER OKAY + i know this 💯💯 + :( + did you mean 'of' + i dont have a rope also im not strong enough + youre thinking about me so much youre thinking about my qualities so much gayass + please continue
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I love his ugly gayass haircut. Nice bob. Fucking loser
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im gonna keep continue hating on ur GAYASS /silly AGHH!! UGLY
ermm!!!! what the scallop!
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Some adventures in baby-tenno-sitting today:
Limbo dubbed Gay Baby Jail Frame
brother: wow you are Ugly
me: what enemy did you see
brother: i dunno, it was Ugly
(it was an ancient)
I somehow spawned 40 lvl135 noxes in the simulacrum instead of 20. Interlude for sib losing their mind over my sentinel killing one of said lvl135 noxes while i was explaining the simulacrum to our brother
I turned on friendly fire and killed brother dearest so hard his game crashed, but not before he somehow killed me?? Baby volt pressed 4 and my nidus went to hell???
me: do you wanna go to Venus?
sib, spectating: fuck yes i wanna go to penis
Me merrily decorating and listening to brother beat the Venus junction and losing it at "my brother in christ, you are fucking dead! :D"
I'm not sure where he put his first mastery slate but i could hear him losing his shit over it. Apparently it's somewhere In The Way
"This is lavos, he lets me be lazy and he's short as shit"
Detour into "sib thinks Higgins is a dumb name and has decided to just call him gayass"
We randomly found an ayatan sculpture :)
#kata's chatter#operation baby herding#he has acquired the easter colour palette and now looks strawberry flavoured#put off the mr1 test for ages now he would be mr2+ but has to wait 24h for the next test#i am proud of him hes having so much fun#if we had good fissures up + easier nightwaves this week i genuinely wouldve just tried to get him revenant prime snhdnhchndx#bc why the fuck not right??#if we could trade i wouldve already gifted him so much stuff#alas baby boy is on switch
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i don’t think people should be allowed to have giant stickers of characters pasted on their cars. i almost bumped into the back of someone’s car twice because i got distracted by childe genshit impact’s ugly smug gayass blasting his pearly whites at me from the next lane over
#i didnt even know it was childe at first and i was like thats probably childe and googled it later. and it was#you think i know what genshit impact is?#juliette speaks
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I'm so mad I search up alhaitham to look at beautiful drawings of my favorite wife but every single post where he looks delectable k*veh's gayass is in the corner kissing him or something and I have to debate with myself whether or not to reblog and have his blond ugly self on my blog eugh
#everywhere I go I see k*vetham... But if I block the tag THE ENTIRE ALHAITHAM TAG IS EMPTY#LITI92OWPAJE9EKEOAOA#FUCK OFFF#every time u see me reblog the ship remember that I do it for alhaitham. he's worth it
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