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inoxske · 11 months
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bakugo: DIE VERMIN DIE
kirishima: dude, i dont know if i wanna play frisbee anymore
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inoxske · 1 year
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Midoriya: Do you guys think deer have feelings?
Bakugo: Yes.
Iida: No.
Kirishima: They can feel cars-
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inoxske · 1 year
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Writign a fi
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inoxske · 1 year
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Bakugo, doing an interview as a pro-hero: What the fuck is smash or pass
Interviewer: So basically, ill show a pic of your friends and you'll tell me if you'd have sex with them basically
Bakugo: ... okay
Interviewer: *picture of midoriya*
Bakugo: pass
*picture of denki*
Bakugo: Pass
*picture of sero*
Bakugo: pass
"picture of minet-*
Bakugo: PAss.
*picture of mina*
Bakugo: pass.
*Picture of Kirishima*
Bakugo: ... What do I say when I would have sex with them?
Interviewer, laughing: You would say Smash
Bakugo: Okay, Smash. Detroit smash this bitch-
Kirishima, watching tv at a bar with Denki and Deku: ... Nah, hes just being silly
Denki and Midoriya: NO HES NOT!
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inoxske · 1 year
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Bakugo, sturrying soup in a dutch oven: Okay children, soup
Class 1-A all scampering up out of there seat and turning into balistic growling and territorial animals who NEED to get some of that soup: .
Bakugo: Okay, all of you need to calm down-
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inoxske · 2 years
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Kirishima: if soda that doesnt have bubbles is flat does that mean Soda that does have bubbles is busty?
Bakugo, trying to wipe up 300 shaken and exploded cans of diet pepsi with one roll of paper towels: Can we talk about that later?
Kirishima: Yeah.
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inoxske · 2 years
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idk how to explain it but kirishima prefers redbull and bakugo prefers monster
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inoxske · 2 years
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IM BACK BTW sorry for literally being gone for like 2 years lmao
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inoxske · 2 years
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THINGS I LIKE TO THINK KIRIBAKU WOULD DO
Kirishima would make a playlist of goofy songs that remind him of bakugo and they dance to it all the time in the kitchen and only get caught ONCE!
The person who caught them was deku and he just smiled and walked out QUICKLY only slightly out of the way of the nrxt blast bakugo let out unconsciously
Kirishima also made Bakugo a SERIOUS playlist with rlly rlly sweet romantic songs. Bakugo listens to it while studying
BAKUGOS A NERRRRRDDDD and Kirishima will NEVER let him live it down. Bakugo has a really good way of hiding it which is to make it seem like everythings really obvious and everyone around him is stupid when rlly hes just smart. Kirishima thinks hes very funny
They study together! BUT! Depending on how Bakugo is feeling they usually never get anything done. (by studying I mean LITERALLY like going over notes, tutoring is taken v seriously by baku)
Bakugo has SUPER SUPER good balance, like crazy good. He once stood on Kirishimas shoulders for a dare and didnt wabble for a good 1h and 35 minutes(he got bored) BUT!!!! ONE DAY when they were doing close combat, Bakugo and Kirishima got paired up. Bakugo was super tired that day, and while trying to turn he stumbled and Kirishima(who was tryign to pin him to win) Caught him by the back of the neck and held him in a dip for a second before realizing he was not on his side and let him fall. Bakugo is still made at him
Kirishima gets hit by a quirk that makes people super aggressive and like want to kill people. He ends up trying to kill literally everyone but Bakugo. The moment Aizawa gets there Kirishima breaks down into tears in Bakugos arms (everyone forgives him)
Kirishima has an interner ship over 2nd year summer and is away from Bakugo the whole time. When he gets back they do a really cringe like run at eachother and Kirishima picks him up and spins him and everyone around them boos them
Bakugo reads books for fun, Kirishima doesnt. Bakugo will sit on Kirishimas back when he does pushups and he'll read his book.
Bakugo and Kirishima have a weird soulmate mind reading thing where they always know what the other person is gonna say or where they are or something and its super creepy to anyone around them
Bakugo gets turned into a cat while Kiri and him are going to the store. Kirishima spends 3 hours SEARCHING for him b4 realizing a cat has been following him meowing persistently. Bakugo keeps the same personality but not the memories. So hes like, literally a cat. He was- He became a cat. Hes a cat. Anyways he purrs the MOMENT kirishima gets anywhere near him and hisses at everyone else
Bakugo and Kirishima sing "Blue" by Heathers while making dinner one night and inly realize people were listening AFTER the finale. LOSERRSSS
Kirishima CAN sing!!!! All of u can DIE I DONT CARE HE CAN
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inoxske · 2 years
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Bakugo: nah who tf made this
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Jirou: DAWG 💀💀💀💀
Mina: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Denki: Me
Bakugo: Kys
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inoxske · 2 years
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*Bakugo, walking into the common room*
Denki: ANAL- Oh....
Bakugo:
Kirishima:
Denki:
Bakugo:
Kirishima: .... Anyways, so the pope-
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inoxske · 2 years
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Bakugo wrote this
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Stray on Steam
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inoxske · 2 years
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Kirishima, flexing in his new tank top: How do I look!?
Bakugo, staring: pretty...
Kirishima, cherry red: Oh.
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inoxske · 2 years
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Denki: Bakugo, what do you like to do for fun?
Bakugo, shrugging: Idk I like going for drives.
Kirishima, without missing a beat: Do you like paying for gas?
Bakugo, stealing one of Kirishima's grapes: Why are you being mean to be
Kirishima: You know why
Bakugo, rolling his eyes: Saying that your insides are "sticky" is disgusting, im not taking it back.
Kirishima, pulling his grapes away from Bakugo: Die.
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inoxske · 2 years
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Bakugo Katsuki unintentioanlly and without realizing will guard things. Like a cat.
Oh mina has to go to the bathroom? He stands outside the door.
Oh denkis getting some water at night? He is watching his back at all times.
Midoriya is fighting a villian and doesnt need help? Bakugo is circling the perimeter for any likely villians that may pop up.
Kirishima is taking a nap in the common area, Bakugo will sit in front of him and STAY THERE.
In return, when he says hes going somewhere, One person will follow him. Usually its Kirishima, but Denki, Tokoyami, Jirou, and Todoroki are always ready to follow as well.
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inoxske · 2 years
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COWBOYS!?!?
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G A Y C O W B O Y S
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And then they went on a date uwu
Help support me make more comics!
also I don’t know how tumblr works so what the ask anon thing?
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inoxske · 2 years
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god. them.
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In Tanjiro's Status Report, Inosuke is wearing the same checkerboard pattern as him!
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