me and Madame Curator watched the greatest movie ever to grace this void realm!
that would be Pinocchio: A True Story! my official review is… eeeee-skiddee-skiddee-skiddee/10
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lies of P is a good game (im only 6 hours in)
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Romeo's heart cannot keep up.
You know that mole on Pinocchio's lower lip? What if one time he was hanging out with Romeo, telling him about his adventures and Romeo, bless his soul, just notices the mole and COULDN'T STOP STARING that--again bless his soul--he moves on his own and just kisses the boy in front of him.
Pinocchio stops talking because he's surprised and VERY CONFUSED. He's still learning all these human things, after all.
Pinocchio: Why did you do that?
Romeo: I... I don't know?
Pinocchio: What did you do? What was that?
Romeo: /tries not to blush/ Uh, um. That was called a kiss.
Pinocchio: Okay. Why did you kiss me?
Romeo: /battling with his inner demons lmao/ Your lips were just very inviting, you see? It's hard not to... do something about it. Oh sweet heavens, I don't know what I'm saying. I sound like a pervert. I apologize--
Pinocchio: Okay.
Romeo: Okay?
Pinocchio: /nods/ Why? Is kissing bad?
Romeo: /smiles/ No. No, kissing isn't bad.
Pinocchio: Okay.
Romeo: How did that make you feel? Me kissing you, I mean.
Pinocchio: It was... warm. /touches chest/ I feel an ache here and there is something weird here... /touches stomach/
Romeo: /face full of fond, trying so hard not to look deranged from so much happiness/ That's good. I mean, that's normal.
Pinocchio: You are happy.
Romeo: What??
Pinocchio: You are smiling very wide, Romeo. Why? /tilts head/
Romeo: /embarrassed/ Oh, shut up!
Pinocchio: /confused/ Do you not want me to continue my story?
Romeo: No, no! I mean, yes. Please continue your story. Good lord, the things you do to me.
Pinocchio: Do you maybe want a kiss?
Romeo: /blushes furiously/ Oh my god.
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Happy wip wednesday, a soulslike ate my entire brain and spat it out and now im writing the closest approximation of a fix it fic i can (the characters are all still deeply fucked up and miserable)
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Here’s my first Lies of P fanart❤️❤️
Gotta say pretty fun game, I say a lot better than the other souls like game (CODEVEIN)
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It’s time to decide once and for all...
If anyone can figure out just who Disney’s first gay character is, it’s Tumblr. We’ve carefully assembled a list of 28 characters that are either canonly queer or overwhelmingly read as queer (yes, that includes the controversial and problematic ones) - it’s up to you all to decide which one deserves the title of Disney’s First Gay Character!
Inspired by: @sexymanotd @sexywomanotd @nonbiney-swag-competition @autismswagsummit
Obligatory tag: @competition-list
Character Criteria
In order to prevent this list from being unfathomably long, some parameters had to be put in place, so if your favorite queer Disney character is missing from the list, it may just be because they didn’t meet the criteria for this particular tournament. Don’t worry, though, because we have a few more tournaments in mind!
• Theatrically-released films and shorts only (Sorry DTVA fans - but we are planning to have a Disney Television Animation specific tournament later!)
• Animation only
• Source material must be PRODUCED (not just distributed) by Disney
• Characters must be significant (no background character kisses or hand-holding, however controversial those may be)
• Any non-heterosexual/heteroromantic orientation is considered (this tournament uses “gay” as an umbrella term)
• Characters that are read as queer specifically because of how they relate to another character are put together as one entry, both to save space and to avoid the redundancy of pitting them against one another
Voting
All polls will be available for the maximum time allowed by Tumblr (currently one week).
We ask that everyone be polite - no character bashing or hostility towards other voters - keep things fair, and have fun! Don’t take this too seriously, just enjoy it :)
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actually fuck it we're hijacking your askbox. normalize factives using different pronouns and names than their sources. normalize factives who are different genders than their source. normalize factives who are very connected to their source but have one or more of the above things apply. people need to be normal about factives please i'm on my hands and knees BE NORMAL ABOUT US PLEAAAASEE. i will eat another raw egg if it makes people be normal about factives /j. i will record myself drinking more shampoo if people will be normal about factives /j.
tldr: BE NORMAL ABOUT FACTIVES. ESPECIALLY ONES THAT AREN'T 1 TO 1 RECREATIONS OF THEIR SOURCE. AUUUGH.
YESSSS THIS LITTRALLY PLEASE DONT EAT ANOTHER RAW EGG OR SHAMPOO THOUGH </3 YOU DONT NEED TO DO THAT SKDBDVSCSHVSSVSJSKSN /LH
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