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localwhoore · 1 month

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can you stupid ass pick me lando fans STOP trying to “noooo his names not acccctually lando norris its ackshually bob!!1!!1!1!! we have to gaaatekeep guyysssuhhh the 😡NEWGENS😡 are gonna take overrruhhhhh he wont be ours anymoooorreeeeee” KILL YOURSELF DUDE HES A CELEBRITY ITS NOT THAT FUCKING DEEP DONT ACT AS IF YOU DIDNT GET INTO F1 BY WATCHING A LANDO EDIT THAT GUESS WHAT THE PEOPLE DIDNT GATEKEEP SO FUCK OFF

“here as proof i was a lando girly before chicken shop date!” YOU GUYS WANTED HIM ON THE SHOW AND NOW YOURE COMPLAINING THAT HE IS AND WHINING AND CRYING AND FUCKING SNOBBLING ALL OVER YOUR SCREEN BECAUSE HE WAS IN AN INTERVIEW THAT YOU VOTED FOR HIM TO BE IN BECAUSE SOME OTHER FANS ARE GONNA SEE HIM MORE THAN YOU?? WAAAH WAAAAH CRY ABOUT IT NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FLICKERING FLOATING FUCK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU SCREAM AND COMPLAIN IN COMMENT SECTIONS IT AINT GONNA DO JACK SHIT YOU FUCKING PICK ME WANNABE WAG BITCH

“oh my god is already happeneing…. theyre finding out abt him!!! gatekeep gatekeep” YOURE BUILT LIKE A GATE YOU FUCKING NOLIFER ACTUALLY TOUCH SOME GRASS YOU CRAZY ASS INCEL 💀💀 OFC PEOPLE ARE BOUND TO FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE HES FUCKING FAMOUS DUDE AND OBVIOUSLY YOU FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE IF YOURE TRYNA GATEKEEP HIM RIGHT? RIGHT??

no joke i saw a comment reply to someone saying hes cute but doesnt know who he is scream and cry and whine and BITCH AND MOAN that “noooo hes ours for the f1 community only xx 💖💖🥰🥰” Hes not going to date you. You’re probably ugly as dogshit that someone stepped on irl.

AND THEN WHEN SOMEONE TOLD THEM TO DROP IT BECAUSE THEY AINT GONNA DATE HIM THEY SAID SOME STUPID ASS SHIT LIKE “well you dont know how i feel so strongly abt him he needs to be protected from the new fans!! xx 🙄” what the fuck ?? are u mentally ill? are u fucking crazy? did you get dropped on your head as a baby down a flight of stairs?

And before ANY of u come after me saying “oh my gawd u probably got into f1 through a lando edit too don’t even 🙄🤪ur js like us” NO i did not ive known abt ts since i was THREE YEARS OF AGE ANDDD DOOOONT PULL UP W SOME “yeah ur probably a charles fan instead then average female fan” im an oscar and yuki and zhou defender go fuck yourself with your lando themed dildo cz he aint want u and thats the closest ur shit ass is gonna get

#🧼 rants #fucking crazy ass people get a life #like dude whats ur problem idm new fans but whats the point in gatekeeping #lando norris #chicken shop date #amelia dimoldenberg #f1 #ln4 #crazy fans #l4ndo #amelia dimz #formula 1 #formula one

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kiilonova · 1 year

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it has been funny to see some idkhow audience (heavily online 13-16yos) bleed over into "joywave twt" and try to ask them the types of invasive or irrelevant questions that fandom types usually ask. youre barking up the wrong tree. the lead singer wont even admit a song about sex is about sex. go home

#cro zone #theyre literally on twitter digging up old 40-pixel jpegs to make EDITS out of #'ohhh whats this song saying? do you have a bad relationship with your parents or something? will you please say trans rights?'#good fucking luck dude we still dont get to know what virus.exe is about #guy i lived with asked me AT THE CONCERT 'so are any of them actually gay irl or what' like dude i dont know and i dont care #thats daniel from the music. all you need to know is that hes shorter than me and hes never going back to jacksonville #it was crazy being at the show and seeing literal children in the front row #i may be gatekeeping but mostly i just dont want to see an artist i respect get turned into rpf yaoibait #just bc he toured with an ex-panic member #and i dont want to be associated with those people as the 'joywave fanbase'

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sapphsorrows · 4 months

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"people only pick on trans people because they're easy targets" yeah no shit they're easy targets just like flat earthers and antivaxxers. what they believe is absolutely fucking insane when you think about it for more than 2 seconds.

the idea of trans is no different from the idea of predestination.

predestination says only those who have been chosen by god will be saved and will go to heaven. how do you know you're predestined? there is literally no way to tell externally. there is no test you take to make sure you're predestined. you just have to put your faith in jesus and know, internally, in your heart, or whatever. funny how literally everyone who believes this also happens to be one of the ~chosen ones~.

the idea of being trans is that some people are born in the wrong body. how do you know you're born in the wrong body? there is literally no external way to tell, aside from maybe a few "am I trans?" quizlets (which as we all know are 100% accurate always and only made by professionals and not 12 year old furries). you just look inside, or whatever, and somehow "know" or you decide for yourself. then, based on your own self-reporting, which you have no way to externally verify, you expect people to bend to your will and you expect society to give you special privileges that no one else gets. no other man gets to pee in the ladies' or compete in women's sports but once you self-id as trans? well, right this way "ma'am", pay no mind to the women cowering in fear of you. their rights don't matter nearly as much as your feelings. funny how damn near everyone who believes in this also happens to be trans themselves, will a few outliers.

even "gender critical" transes like mr. blaire white and ms. buck angel will talk in hours upon hours of videos about the importance of gatekeeping and protecting women's spaces, yet /they/ demand the exact same privileges as every other "fake" (in their words) trans person on tiktok. do you seriously think "fake" trans people are going to listen to you and suddenly not go into the women's? No! are you fucking kidding me? it's so much easier to tell a buck or a blaire to fuck off than it is to a delusional fetishist who will 100% either hurt you or make a scene. there is no "true trans" because EVERYONE claims to be truly trans, everyone from bruce jenner to the "IT IS MA'AM" gamestop dude.

it fucking baffles me how youtube skeptics - people i used to admire, people who taught me how to think critically about shit - will spend all damn day dunking on flat earthers and creationists but will turn a blind eye to the trans cray and will even go as far as to support them. they think they're so above it all and they can't be fooled, but they have been, and I keep waiting for them to snap out of it - just like I waited for my own family to snap out of christianity - but they haven't.

if you seriously think a dress and some hormones and plastic surgery will make a man into a woman, you're insane, and you're no more crazy than a youtuber who thinks antarctica is an ice wall or a pastor who still prays to his "sky daddy". you have no right to make fun of these people for the insane shit they believe when you believe in this nonsense. you are quite literally the pot calling the kettle black.

and if you're one of those people who's like "oh well i know they're not actually women i just call them that to avoid hurting their feelings" im sorry but you're still in this cult, you're physically in but mentally out and the only way to really get out is to call a spade a spade, admit the emperor has no clothes, admit you were fooled just like me - just like all of us - and speak out against it.

#trans cult #gender critical #peak trans

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fuckmyskywalker · 2 months

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ive been so obsessed with this recently but can you imagine dad!anakin fucking your thighs like crazy? both your legs are thrown over one shoulder and he's making you squeeze your legs together so it feels good for him:( you're not feeling well and he decides to take it easy on you and let's you rest because you've been dads good girl

"you have such pretty thighs, baby," he groans through the sentence, fingers digging into the side of your thighs, rutting into them as if it was the last time he'd ever feel anything so good, his tip was leaking so much it stained the inside of your thighs, slowly dripping and pooling onto the fabric of your shirt. "c'mon baby, open up your eyes. let me see you angel," he pants, "you know dad doesn't like it when you look away from me."

IM GOING FERAL DUDE dad!anakin for life ong bro

also hope u have an amazing day ily sm🙏 this isn't a request, just a thought!!

18+, dddne, fauxcest, thigh-fucking, cumplay. afab!reader / fem!reader

Ok this isn't a req but it was so good I gatekeep it from the world. I am a greedy slut. Sorry for taking so long to reply— I need to be sedated.

"You know Dad doesn't like it when you look away from him," He taunted you, tightening his grip around your crossed ankles and snapping the elastic of your socks to catch your attention. "I know you are tired, princess, that's why I want to make this quick."

He rolled his hips, groaning when you manage to squeeze your thighs harder. As a reward, Dad!Anakin ran his thumb over your puffy folds, straining against the cotton of your panties. It was quite late for both of you, but he couldn't help himself. Fucking you would've taken too long, and he could see your eyelids growing heavier— not only due to the exhaustion of a long day, but because he ate your sweet cunt a few minutes ago; so a quick thigh fucking didn't sound like a bad idea— after all, it was your idea.

It would be rude to leave Dad with blue-balls, right?

"Come on, princess. Squeeze 'em harder," He begged between labored breaths, pressing against your still swollen clit. You whimpered in response, turning your head to the side and curling your toes that rested on his shoulder. Anakin groaned when you did as told, obedient as always— always making Dad proud. "That's it— good girl. So good for me, my precious angel." His words were mostly lustful blabbering, but the caused your lower stomach to flutter and your clit to throb. There's nothing better in this world than to make daddy proud.

Anakin huffed, hanging his head back and hissing your name. You looked down between your sweaty thighs, gulping at the sight of his cock jerking. The air felt thick and heavy, and your skin was sticky and hot. The hot spurts of cum landed on the front of your underwear and your stomach, and even some droplets landing on your chest. His hips didn't stopped though, not until every drop was milked.

"Was it good, Dad?" You asked. Anakin's eyes, half-lidded and dilated stared at your trembling hand, watching you smear some of his cum over your stomach before bringing it up to your lips.

His cock twitched and the last bead of his seed trickled down the shaft, absorbed by the already cotton that was slowly turning translucent. "Perfect," He smirked, bending down to kiss your forehead. "Sleep well, darling."

#𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 anya answers!#anon #dad!anakin skywalker #dad!anakin #anakin skywalker #anakin skywalker smut #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin skywalker x reader smut #anakin x reader #anakin x fem!reader #anakin x you

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svtskneecaps · 11 months

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dude i fucking love how this server has communication as its premise and built into its fucking core. i fucking love that. bc it's one thing to be like 'this server is about multilingual communication and cultural exchange!!' bc that could present in any NUMBER of ways but like. with the federation and the eggs and a common shared goal they all decided WE ARE A TEAM. and like, ok,

when baghera was sus of jaiden because of the thing when pomme died and jaiden had been the reason baghera left her side for the only time that day, i wasn't even worried. i wasn't worried bc i was like "we just wait. because i know they will TALK TO EACH OTHER." and I WAS RIGHT. TWO DAYS LATER IT WAS ALL CLEARED UP AND BAGHERA WAS HELPING HER OUT WITH CUCURUCHO

and the ordo theoritas is functionally a secret organization. it would be SO EASY to gatekeep the lore, on grounds of "the federation is always watching and anyone could be a spy" and yet the ordo theoritas says that, like bad SAYS THAT, says OUT LOUD, "anyone could be a traitor" and then turns around and goes "hey person i've had a few days' worth of conversations with, here's a detailed rundown of everything we've learned about the island's mysteries, and the secret location of the ordo base". SOFIA was supposed to be secret from everyone, and for a little bit she was. but now like, the ordo theoritas is showing her to everyone. it would be SO EASY to hide things and to gatekeep things but they just. don't do it. here's the supercomputer!!!! don't forget to grab her waystone so you can come back anytime!!!

bad learns something. "i need to tell forever/cellbit/baghera". forever figures out a new way to protect the eggs, and he gets it to everyone within days. cucurucho tries to have a secret conversation and the entire server knows about it almost instantly and there are three people buried in the walls reading the subtitles and giving each other meaningful glances

i love it. i love it. miscommunication plotlines drive me up the fucking wall and the fact that i wasn't even SCARED when jaiden and baghera could easily have angled into an angsty tangled web of that and instead just MET WITH EACH OTHER AND EXPLAINED EVERYTHING AND CLEARED THE AIR ALMOST IMMEDIATELY was so fucking breathtaking. and this is a multilingual server. this is a MULTILINGUAL SERVER. i love it. i love it so much i want to cry. it's a server for communication and people Communicate, it would have been SO EASY to slip into monolingual factions and stick to the familiar but they DIDN'T. they DIDN'T. WE GET TO HAVE A THEORY TABLE WITH SO MANY LANGUAGES SITTING AROUND IT. we get to have conspiracy walls in every language!!!! idk sometimes i forget how fucking CRAZY all this is, like the scale of what they've accomplished

so yea thank you to quackity and the qsmp admins for this, and thank you to the streamers for hearing 'this is about connections' and taking it ENTIRELY to heart, and also thank you to whoever the fuck decided to give quackity's school class the job to look after a fucking egg to learn about parenting. bc holy shit. holy shit.

#qsmp #this is a mess but i keep marvelling at it ever since jaiden's streams #just that. it could have gone to hell. but they TALKED TO EACH OTHER.#and i kept seeing people on tumblr like 'nooo they're dividing them 😭' and i kept thinking in my head:#'it's ok. don't panic. don't worry. they're so good about communicating: roier will say something or jaiden will say something'#'and they'll resolve anything right there and then'#i fucking love it. i fucking love it. there have been cross lingual projects before that didn't breed community like this does #everyone is trying so hard to protect everyone. forever and baghera didn't even trust quackity and they were still trying to protect him #i can't express how much this silly fucking server means to me. i can't explain it #its so good. its so good. i love it so much i swear to god #like i promise you if some of the less active members were to step back online and ask about the lore #they'd get a FULL fuckin rundown of it even though the ordo theoritas is technically a secret society #just immediately #i love it. there may be gaslighting and girlbossing but there is NO gatekeeping #unless we count the french exp farm lmfao #idk idk idk!!!!! it means so much to me i swearrrrrrr #THEY'RE A TEAM YOUR HONOR. THEY!! ARE!!! A TEAM!!!#shut up vic #block game brainrot

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peroxiddeprincess · 1 year

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✭ Random COD character headcannons cus i’m bored in class.

Alot of these are based on TikTok comments i have in my saved LMFAOO.

— Once, Soap said Ghost was, “Vertically Assisted”, referencing his height, and Alejandro is now addicted to calling people taller than him vertically assisted.

— Gaz and Soap joke about “rizzing eachother up”, and Price was very confused as to what this meant. Gaz told him it meant they were being bro’s, Soap nodded in agreement. Now everytime he shakes a teammates hand he references it to “rizzing them up”.

— Soap lovesssss karaoke. Alejandro, Rudy and Gaz hype him up. “Dude, that was fire!”

— However, Ghost disagrees with the karaoke. “Yeah, put it out.”

— Once when the others were talking to König about some candy, he promptly and very confidently said he was allergic to it. They were all confused, it was a very basic candy, and he’s allergic?? Then König says, “Well, i’m only a little allergic. I used to eat them all the time out of the little packet that came with the beef jerky.”

— Flabbergasted is an understatement. They didnt have the heart to tell him. They walked away and laughed for a solid 10 minutes, and König carried on like whatever he just confessed was normal.

— Soap called Ghost a senior citizen once. He was so offended, he avoided him for 4 days.

— Gaz likes to tell all the blue eyed people theyre products of incest.

— Alejandro thinks it’s funny to tell everyone they only have a certain amount of time to live when under pressure.

— “You only have 10 years left to live.” “Press the damn button, Aleja- ..What?” “I’m getting visions.”

— Price thinks its so funny to pronounce lactose intolerant as “lack-toast-and-told-her-aunt”.

— ALEJANDRO GATEKEEPS EVERYTHING. Don’t ever ask him where he gets anything. He’ll make up some crazy ass story.

— “Yoo actually i trecked up the himalayas to find a small hidden town. I got it from there and just as i left, the whole town exploded! Craziest day of my damn life.”

— Soap got Rudy to start calling everything “zesty”.

— Graves definitely the typa guy to download a font keyboard and type everything out in some weird ass font cause he thinks its “cool and hip”.

— Don’t insult Ghost. He’ll tell everyone you said a slur.

— Ghost also takes everything anyone says super personally. He jokes around sometimes, but if he thinks you’re being deadass, he’s gonna be deadass too.

— Rudy asked Valeria if she was a boy or a girl. She was very confused and didn’t answer, and now avoids Rudy whenever she can.

— Alejandro and Soap chew with their mouths open. Graves and Price have to give them a reminder that its fucking disgusting. The obnoxious chewing makes Gaz laugh so hard.

— König is accidentally brutally honest. Once, you were showing him your new uniform, and he awkwardly laughed and said, “Maybe you should stick with the old one…”

— Ghost texted Soap to ask how he was doing after a particularly hard mission. Soap said, “So intense.. Was on the edge of my seat the entire time #hellyea”, he got left on seen.

— Alejandro finds it so funny to joke about the backrooms.

— “One wrong step, and you’ll be in the backrooms. Watch out.” “Alejandro, shut the fuck up.”

— Price found a stray cat out on a mission. Gaz named it gluestick, and was very sad when they left gluestick behind. Nobody could figure out why he was so sad over a gluestick until Price explained the situation.

— GRAVES IS IN HIS ALAN WALKER PHASE.

— Gaz says “Ratio” out loud. Nobody but him knows what it means. He laughs at himself everytime he says it.

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justwonder113 · 3 days

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Head over heels - Lee Know

Warning: Mentions of drinking, Minho is a bit tipsy but he's sober by the end of it. Rader is getting hit on by some weird dude. Slightly suggestive at the end. Minho is staring at the reader's chest. GN reader. Not proofread. Please tell me if I missed anything

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A/N- I'm finally back!! Thankfully I got over the virus and more than dedicated to write as much as I can. I have many ideas and can't wait to write all of them. Thank you for all the love and support you've given me it truly means the world to me. Reblogs and comments are much appreciated. If you have any requests too feel free to do so. Take care of yourselves, love you all❤️

When is the right time to say that you're head over heels in love with someone? Perhaps when they do something really romantic and/or selfless. Something probably really kind and generous, something really cool... Probably not when they are dazed from having a bit too much to drink and look like they are about to fall asleep any given second now, right? Yup, you were definitely weird, probably the main reason you and Minho clicked this well. Okay in your defense you knew you were smitten with him for a while, it just downed on you though how down bad you actually were.

Really though. To think that you would realize that you're in love with your best friend when his like anywhere but this world is beyond crazy, even for you.

"Pretty boy do you want me to bring you some water?" You asked after seeing him blink slowly yet another time. You were at this club Hyunjin had invited you at. The music was blasting on the full volume and everyone was having the time of their life, well maybe except you and Minho. Normally you would be also be having fun with your friends but now everything felt a bit dull. Maybe because you didn't drink anything. You had bad flu earlier and you just didn't feel like drinking today. As for Minho, normally the drinks didn't get to him that easily, but he wad been overworking himself a lot lately and due to the fatigue even such small amount of alcohol as two or three shots got to him pretty easily.

Looked at you with dazed eyes for a second or two, as if trying to gather his thoughts. Something glimmered in his already sparkly eyes and he gave you a small smile. God, he looked so squishy and cute like this you wanted to pinch his cheeks. Not that you would, he had this tough persona to keep. Also not to sound weird but you didn't want others to notice how cute he was. Let's just say you wanted to gatekeep him for yourself.

After Minho gave you a small nod you got up and headed to the bar. There were a lot of people in line so you would probably have to wait quite a while to get something as simple as glass of water. You texted Minho that this could take a minute or two and started waiting for your turn. Meanwhile from the corner of your eye you saw someone shamelessly check you out, like, could they be any more obvious about it? You prayed that he wouldn't approach you while you also crossed your fingers for the bartender to hurry up. You decided to ignore it. You didn't see anything.

Unfortunately your prayers hadn't been answered, the sleazy man decided to approach you, honestly the audacity some people had. You tried to keep your distance but it was all in vain. The man stood in front of you now. He even made a show of slowly checking you out. God what a pig. You really tried your best to compose yourself, you really didn't need to make a scene now.

"Hello. Gorgeous can I buy you a drink?" God even his voice was so annoying. You reminded yourself that you needed to keep calm. With the most polite voice you could muster you answered that you were good and that you were with someone. But the dude still kept pestering, making your blood boil even more. Who the hell did he think he was? You had enough of this, you were about to warn him that you would call the security on him, when hands wrapped around you. You stiffened for a second, but relaxed when you noticed that it was Minho. The strange man grumbled. "Shit, boyfriend of yours?"

Minho answered before you could, his hands tight around your waist, his glare cold as ice. "Yes, now fuck off." The man was about to argue but Minho's death glare shut him up quickly. The man slithered away to disturb someone else you guessed.

You turned your full attention to Minho, who kept hugging you and now had rested his head on your shoulder. He still felt sleepy you guessed. "You took too long." He grumbled after a few seconds of silence. You turned your head and kissed the top oh his head. Minho grunted again. "Sorry pretty boy. Let's get you that water." You took a step towards the bar but Minho stopped you.

"Don't want it anymore."

You fully turned to Minho and started closely examining him, his face was unreadable though.

"Hey, how are you?"

"Just tired. Can I stay at yours?" You thought for a minute jokingly which Minho didn't really appreciate which he showed by softly pinching your side. Really, what was up with him being all cute today? You couldn't help yourself and you gave him a little peck on his cheek.

"Sure." Minho didn't say something, and you couldn't read anything on his face. He held his hand towards you and after you held it he started leading you to others so that you could say your goodbyes.

The walk to your house wasn't long. You appreciated the comfortable silence between you two. It was peaceful. You also loved how extra protective Minho was over you, he didn't let go of your hand whole way. Your heart felt like it would burst from joy.

You sighed in relief once you walked into the safehold of your house. It felt so good to be home. Like the two youthful people you were you immediately started getting ready for bed. You of course on top that pestered Minho to drink plenty of water before going to sleep. You didn't want him to wake up with a hangover. Surprisingly he was being obedient. You also couldn't help but admit that sleepy Minho was absolutely adorable. To you he just looked so soft and squishy all you wanted to do was to cover his whole face with kisses.

You tried to get ready for bed as fast as possible, but the chains you had worn today didn't really let you. They managed to get stuck and you didn't really feel like going to sleep in them. So you turned to Minho who laid across on your bed. Diagonally like a sweet person he was. He had changed into the sweats and oversized shirt he had left at your house but as it seemed he got lazy to get under the covers. "Min can you help me with these?" You asked sweetly as possible. Minho didn't answer and you thought that he fell asleep again laying diagonally on your bed, but he got up after a couple of seconds. He looked at you with unimpressed eyes waiting for you to ask what you wanted. You motioned towards your bundled up chains. Minho grumbled again but immediately started working on it.

The chains were more tangled up than you could imagine. Minho kept grumbling about how he should just snap them but still kept deligently working through every knot. You had no idea how did they get so tangled up on your neck. You got curious on what was taking so long and looked down and only when did you notice that upper buttons were open and you were showing quite a decent amount of cleavage. You felt shy for a second but then as if on cue you noticed how Minho's eyes kept shifting down towards your exposed skin. Let's just say it was a nice ego boost. Subtly as possible you even straightened up a little so you could show off your assets better. You didn't know if Minho knew you did that on purpose but his eyes sure did appreciate the sight. You didn't even realize you were staring at him, before he looked up and your eyes met. Suddenly you felt lost at words. How was he so gorgeous? You could only gulp and just stare at him.

"I did it." He spoke calmly as he placed your chain on your hands. "I think I know how you should thank me." Was it you or was he really close? You could even feel his breath on your skin. Your eyes couldn't help but shift fom his eyes down to his pretty lips. What were you even doing? Minho noticed your wandering eyes, his gaze also shifted down to your lips.

His finger touched under your chin and slowly lifted your face so that you were eye to eye again.

"What do you have in mind?" You found your voice after a few long seconds of being rendered speechless.

"I want to kiss you so bad." Minho's confession sent shivers down your spine. Good thing that you were sitting on your bed, you felt like you would fall otherwise. You felt like fanning yourself, your whole body felt so hot.

"What's stopping you then?" You quipped back, he was so close now with each breath your lips slightly grazed each other.

"Nothing." His voice was raw with emotion. You didn't even get to say anything, his lips were on you in matter of milliseconds. The kiss was raw, passionate. It ignited you, you felt alive now that you had the taste of his lips. It was everything and so much more, it was like he tried to convey his feelings with this kiss.

Guess you were not the only one head over heels for the other.

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perfecteggpartyland · 1 month

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Thank God there's no tv show or something of aftg like dude the backlash?? It has it's flaws but like people without proper understanding of the characters would just shit on it completely; and the fandom it's self would go crazy😭✨ low-key also I like to gatekeep and keep our loyal but small traumatized gay fandom small- cause let's be real a lot of people aren't ready for it🦋👌 I rest my casee

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gaslightgatekeepgirlbosscombat · 5 months

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Group A, Round 4, Poll 2:

Propaganda under the cut

Jin Guangyao

Out of a desperate attempt to scrape out a space where he belongs, feels safe, and gets what was denied to him. ...He does not succeed at this and instead racks up an impressive body... not that anyone would believe it for a long time on account of all the aforementioned gaslighting

ancient Chinese equivalent of an underpaid retail worker. also the illegitimate son of a powerful sect leader, who rose to power and became leader of that very sect while murdering all the people who have ever wronged him along the way. with a manipulative smile and a knack for looking like a pitiable weakling, he participated in the genocide of an entire sect to earn his father's approval, he led on his best friend in order to better solocit his protection, and he tricked this same best friend into murdering their third friend for revenge. he also used sex workers to kill his shitty father AND murdered his own son, and then played the mourning son/father facade to perfection. right up until the moment he gets stabbed to death and everything falls apart is he relentlessly manipulative, dishonest, and corrupt.

I hate this man but his entire life is him gaslight gatekeep girlbossing. He made it to the top by killing, lying, torturing etc. all while smiling and acting like the sweetest thing since sugar. He killed an old friend wjo didn't trust him and kept his decapitated head in his closet Wiped out an entire clan Killed his son Killed his father Sent his half brother into a dangerous situation that got him killed, because he was jealous Found out his fiancée was his half sister, didn't tell her and married her anyway. When she found out about that and him murdering their son he tried so hard to convince her she was crazy and being manipulated by someone that hated him, and when that didn't work he sedated her, locked her away and drove her to suicide His other half brother was the subject of a lot of horrible rumours. And Jin Guangyao kicked him out, back to his mother's abusive family. I don't think the rumours are confirmed to be from him, but it's certainly suspicious, especially since he didn't like his half brother and saw him as competition Traumatised sex workers then killed them Worked with a serial killer, then tried to kill him Kept an undead man who was fully sentient sedated in captivity to experiment on him And many other things. He even died trying to make his friend feel bad. It worked. Despicable man

Yotsuyu goe Brutus

She was sold to a brothel by her shitty aunt and rose through the ranks to become a highly sought-after courtesan, eventually meeting up with one of the big bads who was impressed by her hatred for her home country of Doma. A lot of murder later and she got put in charge of Doma, exacted her revenge by basically torturing the citizens, and absolutely getting off on it.

propaganda by @mosthuggableffxiv:

Yotsuyu goe Brutus was treated like shit her entire life and girlbossed as hard as she could as revenge (more detail below). Her response to an extremely shitty childhood and early life was to become a spy for the Garlean Empire, which was occupying her home country, Doma, and apparently be good enough at that that she ended up as basically in charge of the country (as the dude from the empire who was actually in charge could not give less of a shit about governing--sorry Zenos fans, but it's true). Having harbored a lifelong hatred for her countrymen, she took advantage of her position to make them suffer--the player first sees her in a scene where she's trying to force a man to prove his loyalty to the Empire by shooting his own parents, for example. Later, when the player character has allied with the Doman resistance and confronts Yotsuyu in a decisive battle, she begins to dump her traumatic backstory… in order to delay her death long enough that she can bring a building down on the player character and other people important to the resistance, including the rightful heir to the Doman throne. She seemingly dies when the building collapses, but later comes back with amnesia, having completely forgotten her past and all the atrocities she committed. A significant amount of time is spent trying to figure out if this is a trick, because she would do that, but it turns out that's actually what happened… at least until her brother shows up and forces her to remember her past by re-introducing her to her shitty abusive parents. Newly herself, but now feeling guilty for the war crimes, she kills her shitty abusive parents and summons a primal (a godlike being) inside herself to either re-take Doma or die. The latter ends up happening, perhaps not surprising given the number of primals that the player character has personally slain, but saves the last of her strength to murder Asahi and thus dies with her need for revenge fully sated.

#round 4 #group a #jgy #jin guangyao #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #meng yao #ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy #Yotsuyu goe Brutus

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Thank you for your answer, I get it on some level. I’ve listened to their music for a while now but am new to this whole shipping thing, and it’s a wild ride for sure. Out of interest, which songs do people think are about JM? Apart from their actual song Friends? Why does part of me think that if this is the case maybe Tae needs new inspiration for his work or something. Someone of his own to love. He didn’t write he album though did he? It’s a crazy world out there I guess I didn’t release that a member would fuel the shipping wars, so wow if he does that.

It depends on how delusional one is. Could be a few or all of them if you're deranged 🤷🏾

I like to think of myself as moderately delusional so I stick to the basics.

You can check out his song about writing a letter to the moon which was inspired by a time he was alone in the park with Jimin late into the night

From 4'Oclock.

Other than the setting and moon references, he actually ever did write a letter to Jimin which he cried while reading it to him. He poured out his heart in that letter. Here, read it and cry

And theres one song he complained he wrote with the intention of singing it withJimin but a producer thought putting Jimin on it would be gay due to the lyrics.

Don't want to talk about the others cos it may sound controversial but do have a listen for yourself. And be mindful of the Jimin "symbolisms" or at least I like to call them that.

Whenever he talks about the moon in his songs we make the connection to Jimin- its obvious now due to JMs moon tattoos but there was a time people thought that was reaching.

The moonchild is Jimin. And it's not far fetched cos V is the same person who shared fan art of Jimin with the moon tats that he's currently spotting and all. Meaning he understands the connection between JM and the moon.

This has nothing to do with his songs but he used to complain a lot about a certain member gatekeeping Jimin to himself and not allowing him and Jimin to hang out. So for me when this theme recurrs in his music I feel he's alluding to Jimin cos why not dudes a menace🤣

Let's give Tae some credit. Don't blindly buy into the hateful rhetorics people spew about him.

He exposed the company for dragging their feet before allowing JM to debut. Exposed them for their homophobia towards Jimin. If anyone moves funny with Jimin trust him to expose them one way or the other. I'll actually bet my life on this.

Perhaps you should look into their friendship. V can be chaotic but he's loved Jimin so hard too and when he says he loves Jimin the most I don't think he's lying .

Jimin has a special place in his heart. Perhaps because he says Jimin was the one who showed up and out for him when his granny passed. I think he's going to be eternally grateful to JM for that.

Don't hate on Tae or Judge him based on his quirks. He's not one to fake his feelings so sometimes when he's annoyed with Jimin you can pick up on that energy. It doesn't mean he's evil. He just have bad days too.

Unfortunately the Fandom isn't as forgiving and would tear him apart for the least funny feelings towards Jimin.

They are friends.they are allowed to fight and make up. We shouldn't hold that over their heads when they "fight" argue or have a misunderstanding. Leave them room and space within their friendship to be ghetto with eachother. What matters is the bond they share the growth they experience as friends and how pure they try to be with eachother.

They are a work in progress

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STAN: Dude what the fuck

STAN: Why didn't you tell me the new kid was a DEMON

STAN: I could've done a WHOLE conspiracy video

STAN: I could've shown the WORLD I'm not crazy!

STAN: You YouTube gatekeeping supreme covered ass muncher!

KYLE: Woah dude

KYLE: Calm down

KYLE: Life isn't just about views

STAN: DON'T YOU KNOW KYLE??? STAN: IT'S ALLLLL ABOUT THE VIEWS STAN: ALL THAT CRAZY SHANE DAWSON ESC SHIT???? STAN: IT WAS ALL A LIE STAN: I JUST WANTED ATTENTION STAN: DID YOU THINK I WAS ACTUALLY SERIOUS???? KYLE: YES????????

CRAIG: STFU CRAIG: THIS IS LITERALLY NOT MY FAULT CRAIG: FUCK OFF

STAN: THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOUR FAULT, CRAIG

STAN: YOU’RE SUCH A DICK

CRAIG: EVERYDAY I WAKE UP IN FUCKING OHIO

STAN: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????

STAN: WHATEVER

STAN: THE POINT IS BECAUSE OF YOU THERE'S DEMONS RUNNING ABOUT STAN: THIS IS GONNA BE THE NEXT PEWDIEPIE VS T SERIES WAR

CRAIG: FUCK YOU DUDE CRAIG: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY SUBSCRIBER COUNT STAN: WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN?! STAN: YOU DID THIS STAN: EVERY APOLOGY YOU’VE EVER DONE HAS BEEN SHIT STAN: THIS IS NO FUCKING DIFFERENT STAN: YOU KNOW WHAT?

STAN: I DON'T CARE IF YOU BREAK YOUR ELBOW CRAIG: (gasp)

CRAIG: BITCH

KENNY: Can all of you SHUT. UP.

KENNY: This is NOT the time to be arguing with each other!

KENNY: This is damn near close to a Zombieland type situation!

KENNY: We can’t be causing more problems than we already have!

KENNY: So NO CHANNEL WARS!

KENNY: Got it?

CRAIG: Fiiiiiiine

STAN: Sure.

CLYDE: Tolkien,

CLYDE: hey

CLYDE: Hey

CLYDE: Hey Tolkien

CLYDE: Tolkien

TOLKIEN: What. I'm not talking to you right now

CLYDE: Yeah yeah yeah

CLYDE: Okay

CLYDE: Do you think I could

CLYDE: Do you think

CLYDE: Do you think I could

CLYDE: Do you think I could ask out Tweek?

TOLKIEN: Are you fucking serious?

TOLKIEN: We just broke up.

CLYDE: I know but like

CLYDE: Do you think I could?

TOLKIEN: No, and I hope he rejects your sorry ass

CLYDE: :(

CLYDE: Hhhhhhh my chest hurts

CLYDE: My hands unwashed

KYLE: Fucking ew

CLYDE: My boyfriend left me

CLYDE: Life is pain

CLYDE: …

CLYDE: Guys?

CLYDE: I think I might become emo

CRAIG: Ew

CRAIG: Just when I thought you couldn’t be more cringe

CRAIG: Don't touch me

CRAIG: Gross ass

CLYDE: Fuck you!!! You guys are so mean!!!

CRAIG: Cry bitch <3

CLYDE: (Damn near sobbing)

CRAIG: Boy kisser

KYLE: Guys?

CLYDE: (Full blown crying, fucking bitch)

KYLE: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRAIG and CLYDE: WHAT?!?!?!

KYLE: INFLUENCER ALERT!!

CRAIG: OH HELL NAH

STAN: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CARTMAN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOLKIEN: FUCKING BOOK IT

GREGORY: GET BACK HERE YOU-!!

CARTMAN: WHERE'S CANCEL CULTURE WHEN YOU NEED IT?!?!??!?

CRAIG: ONLY IN FUCKING OHIO STAN AND TOLKIEN: READ THE ROOM CRAIG!!!

STAN: QUICK STAN: GO TO THAT PRESUMABLY HAUNTED BRIDGE TOLKIEN: WHY???? STAN: I HAVE SALT KYLE: WHY'S THAT RELEVANT????

STAN: DON'T YOU KNOW??? STAN: SPIRITS HATE SALT!!!

KYLE: JUST LIKE CLYDE HATES BATHING??

CLYDE: HEY!!! STAN: EXACTLY

STAN: IF I SPRAY THE BRIDGE IN SALT THEY’LL LEAVE US ALONE

TOLKIEN: WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT SALT ON OURSELVES????

STAN: I DONT HAVE THAT MUCH

KENNY: IGNORE THE STATISTICS LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!

CRAIG: Wait

CRAIG: Hol up

CRAIG: I smell British

PIP: HEY! BITCHES!

STAN: Oh god

STAN: We gotta get rid of the salt

STAN: They know our plan

KYLE: DAMNIT

CRAIG: Not a slay moment

PIP: I know you crusty hoes have salt!

PIP: You think that can repell us demons, imps, etc so easily?

PIP: HAH!

PIP: That's more laughable than Stan's tin foil fuckery!

STAN: FUCK YOU, DUDE!

PIP: I can't hear you! Lalalalalala!

PIP: Now, I think we’re missing the only tolerable person on my team!

PIP: Gregory, could you do the honors?

PIP: OHHH HELL YES PIP: IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRAIG: Lmao literally who?

STAN: Shit

STAN: Kyle help me toss this

KYLE: Okay fine

KYLE: Fuck

TOLKIEN: Ew, what's wrong with his eyes?

TOLKIEN: Why are they uglier?

CLYDE: My my!

CLYDE: How rude!

CLYDE: And don't waste that salt!

CLYDE: It's still a full container!

CLYDE: This boy should really take better care of himself, I mean my word!

CLYDE: There's fecal matter all over his hands!

CLYDE: Not to mention he also hasn’t taken off his binder, nor has he shaved

CLYDE: If you all weren't so hesitant on the idea of us I would have cleaned up this poor lad!

CLYDE: Anyhow, WHY ARE YOU ALL ON THIS BRIDGE????

CLYDE: THERE'S NO SAFETY SIGNS OR ANYTHING!!

CLYDE: You could all fall and hurt yourselves!

CLYDE: Look at how shallow these waters are! Combined with the rocks, I mean REALLY! This is an ER trip waiting to happen

KENNY: What the hell is he saying?

CLYDE: My pronouns are she/her, thank you very much

CLYDE: I believe I've dragged on long enough,

CLYDE: It's so nice to meet all of you!

(Edits made by @pissblanket and @zemoleinyourtrashcan)

#craig tucker #craigfluencer #hellpark #south park #south park edits #southpark #sp #underworld park #mod noah post #mod noah #underworld park thomas #underworld park tolkien #underworld park pip #underworld park clyde #underworld park tweek #underworld park gregory #twyde divorce era

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I agree what you said about the crow fans being annoying lol. I'm a big fan of the crow 1994 and Brandon Lee, but I dunno what it is with wanting to be so obnoxious and elitist like the people who yap "my music taste is the best" because they listen to something old or indie and not well known. I don't believe the new crow will hit the same as the og, it will hit different and that is fine too, not to mention there's talks from the test screening that the movie is actually good so people need to get out their ass and just not watch the movie if they're so offended. Also bills look is great for what the movie is aiming for. I first thought "wow he looks like a mess and a crackhead and hot". This version of Eric is in rehab, I think he's meant to give off that vibe

Yeah there is a bit of elitism ( classism ) and gatekeeping behind the critics. There are two things people need to understand. This is not exactly a reboot because it's a completely different timeline/ universe where they took names and details from the comics to build a different story. Here Eric Is a flawed hero, an ex drug addict . Why is that a problem? Is a very common trope.

The crow is one of my favorite movies and I understand why people are so fond of it and saw it as some type of sacred relic that should not be touched. And they feel offended by the fact that the new movie doesn't seem to "honour" Brando Lee legacy ,they were hoping for a movie that revolved around him and that also served as some time of comfort place to relieve in real time what they felt in their younger days ... Like a nostalgia pill.

At the same time they would have complained about it too 'cause " nothing will equal the original"

For me the fact that this version is so different is a good way to pay respect to the 90's movie. That was Brandon Lee's Crow. And as such will remain. You can always go back to it

( Bill's Eric is not erasin the original. Same way as his pennywise didn't erase Tim curry's )

Times change , it's been 30 years, a new generation needs a new hero, someone they can reflect onto and share emotions with ... This is for the young flawed kids / young adults who feel lost and in pain. Let them have this and at the same time enjoy a new beginning for a new story that will also mutate every other generation. Nothing stays completely untouched over time , it's not natural.

Keep an open mind , step down your moral high , they all looked like crazy conservative with the " omg tattoos, he does drugs ? , he is openly goth ? " "Kids know nothing " grrrr

Since when is The Crow for prudes?

Sad , they have become the grumpy old dudes of the neighborhood.

#bill skarsgård #bill skarsgard #billskarsgard #the crow #the crow 2024 #eric draven

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there-will-be-a-way · 27 days

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I decided to go through my old journals and collect the entries that seem meaningful to me. This is what stood out to me so far:

Christmas has always been a difficult time for me (I thought my struggles around this time of the year were new)

There is an entry from a part named R. and I have no idea who he is. A letter from a clinic I went to for my DID back in 2017 also mentioned a part named R. as a gatekeeper. But I genuinely don't know this dude.

The majority of the entries are parts talking to each other - we seemed to have wayyyyy better communication than we do now (a question in the SKID-D asked if you ever write down conversations you have with yourself. I said no, that makes me feel crazy. But past me did this a loooot appareantly.)

#personal posts #dissociative identity disorder #actually did #maybe we should start writing down conversations again #there are so many names of parts that I don't remember #the letter from the DID clinic also mentioned I knew of 25 parts but now I only know of like 12 and in the journal there were lists with #over 40 parts #also #the handwriting differences are crazy

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blue-chimera · 4 months

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Pulling this out from a much longer post re: Dean's approach to women & how the writers handle it in the story:

Sure, Dean enjoys flirting & spends a great deal of time flirting with women (and, presumably, a great deal of time having sex), but we get cue after cue even in the early episodes that he doesn't scorn the women he's pursuing. He doesn't view these interactions the way a Player™ does, as women gatekeeping sex & him trying to get around that gatekeeping. Dean is only interested in sex with women who are interested in sex with him.

And the women we primarily see him flirting with in the early episodes (that is, beyond a toothy smile at a waitress here & there) are all women the viewer is encouraged to respect: tough, orphaned Haley in "Wendigo" who's holding her family together; poised Sheriff's daughter (and recent widow) Andrea Barr in "Dead in the Water;" the brave & tragic Layla in "Faith." By the time we meet Cassie in "Route 666," it's no surprise that she's smart, ballsy, & bold. Whether the woman in question is receptive to Dean's advances or gently mocks them, Dean never turns defensive anger or scorn on her in response, and the plot doesn't punish her either way...

For more on "Dean and sex and women," I like Sheila O'Malley's analysis. I'm sure most folks in the fandom have read her, but if not, a good place to start (for these purposes) is her take on Wendigo. I especially recommend her reading of the 3rd scene (establishing the Dean/Haley initial dynamic), the 10th, 11th, & 12th scenes (which make up the heart of the episode), the climactic action in the 15th scene, & the resolution in the final scene.

From her description of the final interaction between Haley & Dean:

The scene is short. Dean has a bandage on his neck, Haley has one on her forehead. She says to him, “I don’t know how to thank you.” This is clearly a mistake because Dean, of course, has an idea of how she could thank him, and smiles at her. It’s hard to put into words that smile. It’s not the lecherous leer he threw at Jess in the pilot, although it is still, technically, a leer. But it’s friendly. [...] But her reaction is even better. She is struck by how obvious he’s being, for real, dude?, but she can’t help but flirt back. You know, it’s a game, it’s a courtship dance, it’s how these things work. [...] She laughs and says, “Must you cheapen the moment?” And Dean smiles and says, with gusto, “Yeah!!” More cheapened moments in life, please!! He looks pretty crazy when he says it, with the bandage, and the gleam in his eyes, but he’s not putting her down. Some men hit on women by putting them down. That is not this guy’s style. He can’t keep the friendliness out of his behavior, even when he’s on the make. It’s a calling-card. Sex is fun. Women aren’t conquests, they’re potential play mates.

[emphasis mine]

#understanding dean winchester #dean winchester #spn meta #dean studies #spn #character analysis #supernatural

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creepydudesinthedesert · 8 months

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Mad Max Fury Road: Drunk Commentary Edition

EDIT: I figure I might as well post this since, surprise!! I'm actually sober now so there's no chance of me very finishing this lol. But it was funny to read when I wrote it up like a year ago. Enjoy!

I’m starting after drinking 2 canned mojitos, and a glass of wine WITNESS ME!!!!!

- I watched this movie because a friend of mine wanted to get with a dude, and here i am, 6 years later and it’s still my favorite.

- It’s crazy having a boyfriend whose super into cars and telling him all the trivia for this movie lol

- Max NEED SOME MI:Lk after that car crash

- Guys i found a movie poste r for fury road at a thrift bookstore this year amd its thebest $30 ive ever soent

-someone tatoo my bloodbAG info on my back

-yO anyone remember that furiosa comic that reached NO ONES expectations??? idk about that guy but im built different i could write a better one

- THE CHASE SCENE

- CHARLIZE THERON WITH THE BRAND WALKING AWAY FROM THE CAMERA

- poetic cinema/im gay

- WE. ARE. WAR. BOYS.

- Everything about the i,mmortans reveal gives me straight up D****T***** Vibes and you all know why i am not taking questions or criticisms

- you know youer drunk when you accidentally open inspect element

- KEEP HER NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

- bro im abbouto rise from the ashes from this world b/c im GONE

- That reminds me, when drinking, HYDRATE

- I DO RESENT ITS ABSENCE YOU DONT GOTTA RUB IT IN

- FUCKER

- THE LOOK. THE DETAIL

- Organic always felt the most aussie of of the cast

- The fact they al respect her decision for "heading east”

- Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.

- They dialogue between the brothers always got me because they seemed so normal. Maybe they actually had a good relationship together and rictus was actually mourned when it was revealed that immortan joe was dead.

- I did a paper on this movie my freshman year of college, yess i was a nerd, and yess I got a 100%

- ‘YOU CANNOT OWN A HUMAN BEING!”

- GASSLIGHT. GATEKEEP. GIRLBOSS

- ngl miss giddy you could’ve saved us a good 2 hours if you didnt miss

- #Killrapists

- NUX

- problematic fave turned wholesome fave

- “thas maigh whill!”

- “IM GONNE HISTORIC ON THE FURY ROAD”

- THE BEST SEQUENCE

- THE DRUMS

- THE GUITAR

- THE CARS

- DUN NA NANANA, DUN NA NANANA

- nux fangirling like me at the black veil brides concert last week

- I AM AWATED

- “...it’s a detour...”

- Im so gay

-oh my god i realized i havent seen this movie since majoring in russian language, I heard that whole exchange while not even looking at the tv

#mad max fury road #mmfr #furiosa #max rockatansky #nux #for anyone thats interested im actually 8 months clean!#life is good :)

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