Heck Of A Night!
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Little Hizashi: Dada..
Tenten: Yeah, I know, little buddy. I miss dada too..( Settled the sleepy baby into its crib as she brought the sleepy cloth into him.) But he'll be here, tomorrow morning!
And kiss his chubby cheek as she pats his head, softly..
Until.
A door was pulled up open following up with a tired grunt.
Which it didn't left Tenten impressed.
She turned out the lights and walked out of the baby's room. Closed the door, but as she wallked out through the hallway and saw who was wobbly standing up onto the entrance made her want to laugh.
Neji smelt like shit.
Tenten(Waved her hand in front of her face, disgusted as her nose wrinkled.): Heck! Was Naruto really drunk?
Neji(Annoyed as he tried to sound serious and quiet.): You've should had seen him back at the bar..Woah--(Took off his boots and nearly lost his balance if it wasn't for the coat hanger.) It took seven of us to drag him back home.
Tenten(Groans with disgust.): And you smell like shit!
Neji(Makes a frown face as he stood while Tenten stepped back.): Try hold on and get your brother in law in good place, before he throws out onto you, and you'll know what I'm talking about!
Tenten(Piched her nose to escape the bad vomit scent.): Naruto had thrown up onto you?
Neji: Yes! (Looks exhausted, despite his wife trying to hold on, together.)
Tenten: Weird, cause last it did happen, it had been Lee back then when he--
Neji(Cut her off.): Had thrown up on me while you and I held him after getting himself drunk, years ago? Heck, yeah! He even thrown up onto me!
Tenten(Went along.): Not to forget farted onto your face---
Neji(Embarrassed and nearly yelled.): Tenten!
Tenten(Looks innocent as she waved her palms up as she smirked.): What? It was hilarious!! Bet even Kiba had filmed the whole thing with you guys dragging Naruto out of the bar and had thrown up onto you too!
Neji(Sounded disgusted.): Urgh..
Tenten:(Makes a brave move towards him, with a seductive smile.) At least, you didn't woke up Zashi with your smell, here.
Neji: That's a good thing.(At least, he didn't woke up his son, with that smell.)
Tenten:(Put her finger over the open part of his exposed collarbone until it traced up down to his chest, smirking.) Wanna take a midnight shower with me? I'll rub your back.
Neji: Thought you've would had never asked..(Smirks back at her, as wild ideas were going throgh his mind, now.)
And the two of them sneaked up to the bathroom, like total idiots who shushed to themselves to not makje any noise to wake up Zashi or Toji, the bird onto its standing bench.
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FUNNY DELTARUNE [DISCU55IOM THREAD]:
MIKE, SPAMTON, AND TENNA
WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENCOUNTER [BASELESS CONJECTURE] AND [HORRIBLE OPINIONS]!!! YOU HAVE BEEN [YELLED AT]!!!!
Also it should be mentioned that anything I write here isn’t going to appear in character on the blog. I make it a point to only cover whats been made explicitly canon (just a personal thing)
But I’ve been mulling over the Spamton sweepstakes stuff and I figured I’d share my personal thoughts
1. MIKE
It was made pretty explicit in the hidden sweepstakes monologue and QnA that, contrary to most common theories, Mike is NOT the TV themed darkner hinted at the end of Chapter 2, nor is he even someone Spamton dislikes.
Mike is, seemingly, actually the only person (other than Kris) that Spamton seems to like or respect at all, given that he’s the only one who Spamton doesn’t feel like deserves justice for wronging him.
Spamton also vehemently defends Mike from a question about who he is, because Spamton believes the question is coming from one of that “[Cathode]’s Crew”
This also re-contextualizes a line that Spamton says ingame about Mike
What Spamton is saying here isn’t,
KRIS!! DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU HEAR FROM MIKE! THE MAN’S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!
What he’s actually saying is:
KRIS!! DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU HEAR FROM THAT TV!! THE MAN’S A CRIMINAL I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!
He’s begging Kris not to listen to anything that (presumably Tenna) has to say about Mike.
But we ALSO know that, for some reason, Spamton hasn’t been in contact with Mike for what seems like a very long time.
The shop dialogue is Spamton talking about how he doesn’t “Need” Mike
When everything fell apart, Mike seemingly isn’t somebody Spamton could turn to for help
At the end of a violent NEO fight, Spamton says this about Mike
He’s screaming out loud to Mike, as if he doesn’t know if he’s really there or not.
So, from this we can infer:
1. Mike is somebody Spamton values/respects very highly
2. Spamton has not been able to communicate with Mike for what is presumably a very long time. Mike also cannot or will not help Spamton.
3. Spamton, for some reason, does not view this lack of contact as a betrayal on Mike’s part, which is very interesting, considering that that is basically how he feels about literally everybody else in Cyber World who isn’t talking to him
4. Spamton believes that Mike should be “kept out” of whatever beef is between him and Tenna
5. According to Spamton, Tenna himself might have it out for Mike, to the point where Spamton feels the need to protect him from anybody he thinks is associated with him.
2. TENNA
There’s a lot less to go off of with Tenna
All we really know about him is that Spamton despises him, and blames SPECIFICALLY him as the reason he lost everything.
We do not explicitly KNOW if Tenna IS the TV, but I feel like we can be fairly confident in this assumption
Like earlier, according to Spamton, Tenna might have it out for Mike as well.
That’s about it !
3. BASELESS CONJECTURE
Now is the time for UTTER BULLSHIT!!!
I have a couple of different thoughts on Mike and Tenna, but again, I must stress these are simply personal ideas I have, I’m not asserting these as fact
Mike and Tenna
If we assume that Tenna is the TV, and we assume that Spamton’s repeated defense of Mike from Tenna means that Tenna has it out for him, I have one idea that comes to mind
Tenna is a TV themed darkner (Antenna), while Mike is a RADIO themed darkner (Microphone).
Their relationship is a literal interpretation of the phrase, “TV killed the Radio Star.”
Mike, as a radio themed darkner, represents a form of entertainment that has been broadly forgotten by lightners, which is a direct result of the rise of Television. In this case, it would put Mike and Tenna directly at odds with each other, as Tenna seeks to establish himself as the true ruler of Lightner Entertainment, and getting rid of Mike permanently in order to achieve that end.
This would explain why Spamton is so keen on protecting Mike from him, Tenna quite genuinely has it out for his life.
There isn’t any kind of radio in Kris’ house though, from what we can tell, so again, this is just an idea
ANOTHER BULLSHIT IDEA
This isn’t really something I believe but it’s something that I thought of and I figured I’d share it.
If we assume that the person who had been helping Spamton on the phone was Mike, there IS a story we can weave there (if we make a bunch of shit up)
Hear me out
Spamton was simply calling his phone for help, and eventually he made the right phone call.
If this person was Mike, then perhaps he had called into a Radio Broadcast by coincidence
Mike, somehow, began helping Spamton advertise his products, and brought him a lot of success
The man on the phone is described as having “disappeared”
The Blue Addison comments that they could “still hear someone on the other end,” of the phone when they went to check on Spamton, but when they put the receiver to their ear, it was nothing but garbage noise.
Spamton believes it’s Tenna’s fault that he lost everything, so here’s an idea:
Mike was helping Spamton become a Big Shot, but suddenly disappeared. What if this disappearance wasn’t Mike abandoning Spamton, it was TENNA forcing Mike off the air and into hiding. Mike could no longer help Spamton, and Spamton lost it all.
What if that final conversation Spamton was having was cut off because the signal was disconnected. The garbage noise from Spamton’s phone wasn’t the same as the garbage noise from Kris’ phone, it was Radio Static.
That’s why the Blue Addison could “hear someone” before actually picking up the phone. The voice was “running out,” being consumed by the Radio Static until the connection was totally lost. Whether Spamton was talking to Mike or Tenna here is up to interpretation.
This is why Spamton doesn’t blame Mike for anything. Mike was the only one who ever truly helped him, it was Tenna who took everything from him, forcing Mike off the air and making him unable to help Spamton anymore.
Like i said, I don’t particularly believe this and there’s a lot of holes but it’s just an idea
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