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getting real tired of the underlying 'well trans guys arent AS oppresed so who cares what they think' implications to posts ive been seeing recently, like. we did this with ace people already guys. can we fucking not
#if any of y'll come at me in the replies im blockingn u on sight btw#unfortnately its been makig me so uncomfy and upset that i cant even remember which blogs im following thats doing it#like. why is tumblr so obsessed with puttign every identity on some hierarcy scale#fucking stop it#ur letting the damn t*rfs divide us again.#'this person has it worse so everyone has to shut the fuck up and listen to ONLY THEM'#like im sorry is this 2016 again? fuck off#luke rambles#'this person is more opressed than this one so the second person has privelege over them!11!1' like. shut up.#we;re supposed to be a fucking community#why are we fightingn over which of us 'has privelege' over the others and not like. bandng together over those who want us dead#come the fuck o i should not be seeing ths shit in 2024
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remember when you told me that kim dojka has childbearing hips
what... what about it?
are you denying it?
have you i seen his waist. good lord. it's so fucking snatched. what right does he have to make him that attractive. his body just screams homosexual like what are you, as a man, doing having a waist that s c r u m p ti io u s? gay. gay gay homosexual gay you whore <333 33. 3
i love him so much his hips goddamn his hips OH GOOD LORD EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS SO IS SO IS SO IS SO iS SO IS SO COMBUSTS
i dont like children honestly i hate them with like a burning passion 99.9 percent of the time like those hand sanitizers that kill all but .000000001 percent of the germs
WELL. KIM DOKJAS CHILDREN. THEY WOULD BE AN EXCEPTIOn
LIKE SUUUUURE JOONGDOK IS GREAT AND ALL (please the amount of people i would massacre just to hold kdj's hand. just to see his pathetic sopping wet cat self. just to see him breathe just to see him blink jsust being in his prescence i think id die )
II KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT ORV> BUT THERES THIS CHAPTER IN THE DFJDOISFJOD AND LIKE LIEK LIEKE HE GETS DURNK AND GODDAMN HIS FACE HIS FAC HAS NOOOO RIGHT TO Be THAT PRETYT HE HAS NO RIGHT IN BEING THAT PReTTY
"ugly kING" EDXCUSE ME!!?!!? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE TAKLING TOO RIGHT NOW?!?!?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN (spoiler. they physically cant BUT I MEAN LIK SE SKILL ISSUE YOU JUST ARENT OWRTHY ENOUGH HONESTLYU )
ohh... oh to be .. in a poly... with joongdok.. OH... TO JUST HAVE KDJ LOOK IN MY DIRECTION JUST ONCE>...
OH!!! MYBAD!!! I COMPELLTELY FORGOT ABOUT CHILDREN1!! YES, LET ME EXPLAIN
SSOSO. HIS HIPS> THEYRE SO GODDAMN THEYRE SO GRABBABLE AND HOOOOLLUYYY SHIT HIS THIGHS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOlY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOL SHIT !!!!!!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HED BE THE ONE BAERING THE CHILDREN BECAUSE I MEAN HEY MPREG IS CANON IN ORV SO LMAO ILL FIND A STIGMA THAT MAKES IT WORK OR SOMETHING
sigh.. man. running in front of. atruck seems soooo tempting rn.
oh yeah btw i didnt tell you this i was literally walking and almost got hit by a car <33 in the parking lot lmao
my head is so full of kdj right now. i jut. i just cant . hes so. hes uhg hes so uhgjdfljslkfjk the amount of times ive cried to him during class is probably a cause for concern BUSDIFJOKL THE OFFICIAL ART... OF HIm.. WITH YJH... WHERE hES SMILING AN...D.... HE LOOKS...SO HAPPY... SOBOSBSOBSOBOSBOS
#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles!#★ ˎˊ˗ inbox... mooties!!#⋆˙⟡♡ᝰ.ᐟ - kyoi ( stares dreamily out the window... sigh... kim dokja ... )!!#should i go on another rant in the tags FUCK IT WHY NOT#OKAY OKAY . HEAR ME OUT#WAIT FOR IT#DRUMROLLL...#kim dokja.#KIM DO K J A !!!!!!#JFKDLFDKFJ I LOELVOEVLDLVJ HIMS O MUCH HES SO RELATBLA EEHS SO SILLY HES SO ATTRACTIVE I LOVE HIS CAHRACTER I LOVE HIS PLTO I LOVE HIS BEAU#BEUATIFUL MIND I LVOE HOW HE USES HIS WITS TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION i loVE LOVE LVOE BLACKBOX FOR BLESSING HIM WITh SUCH A GORGEOU SFACE. I#LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT ONe EYE THING THAT MAKES ME ABSOLUTELY. FErAL#I LOVE D IT IN THE CONSTELLATION BANQUET WHEN he FINALLy GETS AN OUTFIT CAHNGE AND ITS A GODDAMN SUIT AND HOLLluyyy sHIT#I LOVE LOVE LVOE THE ENTIRE KING THINGMABOB ARC BECAUSE GYADDAMN THAT THAT OUTFIT WAS SOOO FINE AND HIS PANTS GOOD LOrd yOU COULD SEE HOW s#GOdDMAN SNATCHED He WAS T H R O U G H THE FABRIC#I AM ACTUALLY NOT SHITTING YOU RN IM LAYIGN ON MY BeD MSILING BLUSHING GIGGLING AND KCIKING MY FEET DFJOIFJDLKFJD EEE E E. EKIM DOKJADJFDKJ
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. Okay so I started this like a stupid long time ago but I kept procrastinating on the coloring uH,,,,,
Here you go?
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#ASTFJDHMVYIDYJGRYDGFJUFDGHKGIFJLHRUGJKYRYGJUTFHGJGKRYTSFUOYUTGJ OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD#EUEUEUEUEUEUEURUREUEUEUEUEUEURUEIEUEUEYEU I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MYCH TRESS HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#NO THOUGHTS JUST MICROWAVE NOISES#I??? ADORE????????#L O O K AT THEM LOOK AT MY GIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ASHJFDHDJGKUDGJKGHDJGHKFUGKOYJRMGYOJFITURYEHFKGURITPUITKGULIYGK I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW THEM ADHGKFHFHHKYRFJYORYGKKHRY#THE EXPRESSIONS–#B E A U T I F U L. AMAZING#LINEART IS ON /P O I N T/#AS ALWAYS#THE???? CLOTHS???????? THEYRE LITERALLY SO GOOD??????????#ADYKGFUGJJOYRFJHLRYYRITYIFHHKOHTUHKTIEYDYGJHKPIITTWQREYFHGKTIJGHLITHFGKURFJLJJPTIYRDUJVCADHDHTWDGHCKGTIJLPUUTKGKHITYRRUGKFUFHGKGIUFGSQRRWYRU#SORRY IM STIL REELING OVER THE FACT THAT YOU DREW MY GIRLS#LIKE ADHGJGDHKGUHF HOLY SHIT ITS THEM!!#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#asks!#teamfortresstwo!!#I LOVE–
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#me genuinely tweaking when i can’t access my computer#no but fr#IM SO SORRY I CHANGED PHONE NUMBER MICROSOFT#CLEARLY I AM TRYING TO STEAL MY OWN FUCKING IDENTITY#CLEARLY I KNEW MY OWN OLD PHONE NUMBER PASSWORD AND ALTERNATE EMAIL ACCOUNT ONLY TO STEAL MY IDENTITY#LIKE WTF JUST LET ME ACCESS MY OWN GODDAMN ACCOUNT HOLD SHIT WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR NO REASON#fuck u microsoft#AND WHY DOES MY STUPID GODDAMN OUTLOOK CONTROL WHETHER OR NOT I HAVE ACCESS TO MY C O M P U T E R THATS SO STUPID WTF#microsoft#computer#technology
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im going to kill a certain vicadin addict so bad. not before i give him some actual unrequited love first. i love him but he is so stupid.
#house s3#abt wilson ratting & getting the deal & house spiralling until he wants the deal but bc spiralled he got the deal vetoed#stupid !! hes so stupid and its not even his fault !! im not even mad at him im mad at a fictional cop !! for good fucking reason !!#holy shit this show is ridiculous#cuddy may have had custody over the wilson-cuddy braincell thsi week but clearly wilson was behinf the wheel so its all worthless#WHO RATS ON THEIR FRIEND TO THE MEDICAL MALPRACTICE CASE#its actually insane he even got THAT GOOD OF A FUCKING DEAL out of RATTING ON FORGING PRESCRIPTIONS#IM KILLING A CERTAIN ONCOLOGIST house is still braindead stupid for being too stubborn to take the deal#and i think every1 but cuddy and cameron should be thrown in jail#ACTUALLY the whole gang can stay theyre flAwed but house and wilson are beyond saving those gay boys need the chair#WHY CANT THEY JUST ADMIT THEY CARE ABOUT EACHOTHER W I T H O U T BETRAYING THE OTHER HOW ARE THEY B O T H TSUNDERE#the way he walks out on house just oding on his floor is also so insane to me .#something something 'i would die for you' is obviously lying bullshit#'i would leave you to die thats how much i fucking care about you you IDIOT' is actually real AND THEN HE TRIES TO TAKE THE FUCKING DEAL#i am so upset#my guys are going to kill eachother out of sheer love and its only fucking season three.#i am in for a world of hurt 🫡#house md#live#m#rambling#t
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IM SCREAMING KRITA #GIRL WYD.
GIRL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!
#please i am just a girl. i am just a girl in a world and im just trying to merge layers why are u doing this t o mee.....#not art#follow my tumblr to watch my nightly breakdown over animation#animation breakdown? it's more likely than you think !#wait no .uhhh. animation breakdown? on this blog?#no. that's not it either.#goddamnit. you know. because they call it an animation breakdown#me vs the girl you should be worrying about but animation breakdown#uhh uh uhhhhhh uhhhhhh#fucking shit!!!#whatever!!!#follow my tumblr to read me workshopping jokes in my tags !#i love that 99% of this post's value is in the tags and 1% is in the actual post itself. which on its own isn't very funny#see. here on the briarblog u have to dig deep for the value. u have to click ''read more''.. no. what do overly long tags say. ''see all?''#no it's not that either...hmm...''show more''?#how about i post this notart post already and then go look
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minecraft cows /neg
#IM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT IF I HAVE TO REBUILD THIS STUPID FUCKING FARM BECAUSE OF THESE FUCKS#THEY S U C K I HATE THEM SO MUCH#STOP FUCKING W A L K I N G JUST STAY#BE A FUCKING COW THATS YOUR W H O L E JOB JUST BE A GODDAMN C O W#COWS DONT FUCKING MOVE MUCH#SO D O N T F U C K I N G M O V E
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there is. definitely a lot to be said about the merits of having the ability to turn off Shipper Brain Mode and enjoy a story without ever demanding a ship be canon or even shipping any of the characters. however there is something about a hint or a promise of romance in works that aren’t explicitly romantic that makes them somehow more tantalizing and interesting. anyway this post is about james and erin derrygirls where i had 0 expectations of their feelings ever being confirmed and simply entertained the idea of them as a what-if-james-likes-erin-lol on a completely different tab that was left open in my brain but when it Was confirmed in s3 and the way it was left unfulfilled but all the same promised absolutely has done numbers to my brain chemistry like the small and tender crushes of two kids living ordinary lives under extraordinary circumstances. something about that yeah.
#like sometimes i feel a lot of Shipping is all abt for the sake of shipping and so u can project a Whatever romantic ideal#which often has nothing to do w the characters presented on screen (or on page etc ykwim) and more abt fandom building a fanon around t#the ship and making it all abt coffeeshop college aus etc... like its more abt inside consumption and deformation of the original ship#to be sth it wasnt meant to in canon but what the fandom wants it to be. i dont rly like this kind of shipping#BUT when i see two blorbos and their love is real it touches my soul...... blease understand#like im SO HAPPY w how little screentime their romance actually takes up its EXACTLY as much as i needed in a story out of derry girls#any more wouldve been too much cause honestly theyre all just losers who dont pull and the story is abt friendship and coming of age anyway#but also..... the jerin story so so good and important to me fr.#no bad tracks. the way it happens so quietly and you can pick their feelings up by SQUINTING? impeccable#the way HE is whipped for HER (a must in a het relationship) but absolutely sees right through her bs and keeps it real always#the way james absolutely Knows and Sees erin for all of her and still oh god oh shit#disintegrating to my bare essentials im gone#cause erin diary girl erin erin the author erin the writer and james you should write that down derrygirl james my best friend james#the i can wait........ like literally so mature of them to realise theyre not mature enough yet but YET theres potential for sth#that they cant just fuck up w their teen bullshit!!!!!1GOSH. FABULOUS!!!!!!#AND the way everyone's parents mirrored the girls in the flashback episode and now erin and james seem to rather grow to be similar to#erin's parents aka a loving marriage and relationship that endured objectively A Lot and provided shelter n family not only to their kids#but also officially unofficially james too james who never knew his dad james whose ma kinda umm doesnt love him. lets be honest.#like theres n o reason for me to be losting my shit so mcuh over them except there IS.#except i am!#the fact that their ship name is jerin? erin with a j?? an absolute w for j community on top of everything#no bad tracks im telling you#the quiet tender kind of love that short of develops as a bytheway as an aside to the main story#as an of course id have a crush on you. of course it would happen. of course it's not going to be the main story#its not the end of it either its not even the beginning not really#you know im such a fool for you....... but now im feeling it even more......... etc#jerin#derry girls#derry girls spoilers
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Orcelito
Cilantro
Orcilantro...
#speculation nation#help me i am fanny orcelito enemy of the soapy cilantro and i just realized how similar orcelito and cilantro are. as words.#8 letters.. both ending with an o with a t nearby...#round first letters...#and u got an l and a c and an i#only difference. letter-wise. is that cilantro has an a and an n. whereas orcelito has an e and a 2nd o.#these words are ALMOST IDENTICAL IN CONSTRUCTION AND I AM IN DISTRESS#FANNY ORCELITO HATER OF CILANTRO HAS A VERY CILANTRO SIMILAR NAME. I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS REALIZATION#fuckin. conspiracy theory this shit. orcelito vs cilantro: the ultimate showdown#orcilantro. orcilant. cilantro.#orcelito cileotro cilantro. orcilant. cileotro. orcelito. cilantro.#im just making my head hurt. im at the disorientation state of melatonin and this is fucking me UP#to examine later. orcelito vs cilantro. this is an awful discovery.
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my spoons are still infrequent so my mom & i haven't been able to finish stranger things 4 yet (we got 2 episodes left)
but it's been a couple days since we watched & im still reeling over us watching the first ep of the season w the brenner flashback & all being so scared he was back fr but reassuring ourselves when it was clearly a flashback like "no way they'd bring him back lol it's too late to" even though i literally pointed out when we were rewatching s1 before s4 came out that since we didn't see him die, there was unfortunately a chance he'd come back
BUT I STILL DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE HOW IT WAS LIKE MAN BENSON IS ONE OF MY FAVS OF THE ADULTS WHYD U BETRAY ME & MY GIRL U FUCKING BITCH WTF
#I GET IT OK I GEEETTT IIIITTTT I GET WHY I GET ITS UNFORTUNATELY KINDA NECESSARY BUT S T I L L FUCK U WTF 😭#stranger things#stranger things spoilers#st spoilers#mine#st liveblog#also like. im. literally so confused bc like. ok so el basically slaughtered the other kids involved w the experiments#so that's why we haven't seen them o k#but like yes we have bc KALI???? BRO WHERE IS SHE#how did she survive the slaughter like ??????? we FINALLY learn abt the other kids#& she is nowhere to be found bro wtf. pls make the sister episode have meaning bc even on a rewatch#it still feels kinda disjointed & outta place & it will continue to until there's payoff for it :/ siigh#feel like shit just want kali to return so she & el can kill brenner but for realsies this time#don't tell me if she appears in the last couple episodes lemme be surprised but also if she doesn't... boo :(.
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why does no one talk aboiy how scary wisdom teeth surgery is like guys wgat the gelll…..
#ro rambles#we should not normalize this.#<- guy scared of dentist and doctors and lots of medical stuff in general really#umm rambling about it and how it feels in detail so dont read if u r also like me but also maybe do for comraderie or something.#like the feeling pf something being missing or replaced the bone deep avhe#STITCHES sticthes in my mouth….#if i think too hard about it it makes me freak out a little.#DRY SOCKET…… WHY DOES THAT EXIST…..#like you feel ot all yhrpugh your jaw like#why are the nerves so finicky literally fucka you !!!!!#i dont have that but im paraboid#im not even in PAIN its just discomfort mild at best and the AWARENESS that something is missing and replaced & hurt/healing so i want it t#o heal bit i dont anat to fuck ot up because thatll make it hurt again#its soover bros#think ik having a root canal amd i literally dont know how to handle that either#i feel like ots gonna be different. and maybe worse roght.#dental shit disturbs me so bad#lik its fascinating in some ways but also i was literally shaking on the chair thing#+ i cant take pills so usually medicine stuff is relly tedious for me and also similar levels of anxiety for me…#dentist called me a acaredy cat 💔#probs bc i croed BUT IT LITERALLY WASNT EVEN MY FAULT MY FACE WAS NUMB AND I DIDNT FEEL THE TEARS FALLING#its also iromic bc overall i think my pain tolerance is pretty decent ? or at least how i manage it#i just dont like ot aksdjdjkdhdk#like my dads experience…. yeah no i wasnt like. i wasnt that bad#i think its the stuff entering my body that i dont fell is safe or im not fsmiliar woth#actually maybe thats it…#pills needles any surgical instruments……… DO NOT ENTER ME !!!!!!!!#its so ride like have some manners they dont even ask…….#WHY DO THEY JUST HAVE FEELING !!!!!!!#the nerves they jump…….
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GOSH im in love with your writing like YOU HAVE NO IDEA SWEETHEART
And I'm desperate for some friends to lovers with seokmin who begs to taste you, his bff, after you joked about how your friends are saying he would be the best in eating a girl out bc of his nose🫦
18+ / mdi
content: simp!seokmin, bffs2lovers, smut, afab reader, eating out, seokmin's nose, etc.
wc: 682
a/n: HEHE THANK U SO MUCH<33 had to choose these pics bc his nose looked soo good in these i cry T-T
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"o-oh"
"seokmin, fuck, just forget i said anything," you groaned, covering your face with your hands in embarrassment.
why did you think it was a good idea to bring up your drunken ramblings to seokmin completely unprovoked?
"n-no! don't be embarrassed. you just surprised me, that's all," he sat next to you on the couch, encouraging you to remove your hands from your face.
"it is embarrassing. i dont want you to think of me as some horny loser lusting after her best friend. i swear, i didnt even bring it up! they were just talking about guys with big noses and you were the first guy that i thought of and-"
"my nose? you thought about how my nose would feel?"
"n-no, i-"
"i, i mean, it's okay if you did," he said, scooting closer to you despite his eyes looking everywhere but into yours.
you decided to take a plunge, turning your body to face his as you looked to him in wonderment.
"what do you mean?"
"i mean, uh, i mean that it wouldn't bother me if ... if you thought about me in that way," seokmin winced at himself as the words left him, still unable to look at you.
gulping, you got closer to him, nudging him to turn to you also.
"do you mean that, seokmin? i ... do you-"
"yes," he was firm in his answer, finally looking at you.
"oh ... do you wanna ..."
"yes," he practically whined.
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"o-oh, fuck! m-minnie, just like that ... yes!"
"'sso good, shit. so warm ..."
it hadn't taken much encouragement for you to jump seokmin after he'd given you confirmation that he did, in fact, want you in the same way you did him. after aggressively making out for a good ten minutes or so, seokmin had pleaded for you to please open your legs for him and let him have a taste of you. you, being you, needed no convincing to open your legs and guide him where you wanted him most.
by now he had spent the past ten minutes alternating between licking at you and suckling on your clit, but he was yet to show you what his nose would feel like as it slid against your folds.
before you could beg for it, seokmin's strong arms grabbed a hold of your hips and tilted you a bit in order to position his nose in a way that would grace your bundle of nerves just right all the while his tongue continued to explore you.
you screamed the moment you felt his sharp nose drag up and down your cunt, falling in love with its straight shape and the slight slope of it. the sharpness and rough exterior of his nose made you cry out in pleasure. it wasnt long until you began grinding against his face like a maniac, completely ignoring his attempts at guiding you against his face.
grabbing his head, you rubbed him against you while you canted your cunt against his face, tears flowing down your face at the pleasure.
"y-your nose, minnie! o-oh ... so good, fuck. so fucking good ..." you breathed out, followed by many other praised and curses at the pretty boy below you.
he was unable to speak due to the way you had taken over the entirety of his mouth, but his groans of pleasure were enough to get you crying even harder for him.
seokmin continued savagely eating you out while you ground against his nose all the way until your high, somehow managing to speed up his movements the closer you got to your orgasm.
with a silent scream, your fists closed in on seokmin's hair one last time before you dropped limp against your bed.
the room was silent for a few moments while both you and seokmin caught your breaths. but the moment the two of you were apt to speak, seokmin climbed on the bed and began kissing his way up to your lips, giggling at your fucked out state.
"so my nose, huh?" he teased, face scrunched up due to his pretty smile.
"shut up."
#seventeen fanfic#seventeen x reader#svt fanfic#svt x reader#seventeen#seventeen imagine#svt#seventeen oneshot#seventeen smut#svt smut#svt imagines#seokmin x reader#seokmin imagine#seokmin scenarios#seokmin smut#seokmin fanfic#dk fanfic#dk x reader#dk imagines#dk scenarios#dk smut#dokyeom x reader#dokyeom imagines#dokyeom fanfic#dokyeom smut#dokyeom scenarios
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I love your work so much imagine ben Drowned in hasbin hotel.
Them crawling out of the TV and alistor is like I don't like tv but can you mess with vox😭.
SURE!! LOL! 🦆💗If anyone wants to do a creepypasta! Reader, I will make it a fanon version cause that’s most easier since I’ve always seen the fanon side of creepypasta when I was into the fandom💗
HAZBIN HOTEL X BEN DROWNED! READER
prompt: after jumping into a tv to hide from being stabbed by Jeff…you accidentally went into a show called HAZBIN HOTEL……
Your dumbass didn’t even check what was on tv…it was just left on as you are now falling to a city in a shape of a…..pentagram?
Welll shit…you are in a hell cartoon…
Meanwhile with Jeff: “where the fuck is that short tacked bitch…” he said holding his knife tightly as his eyes glanced at the tv. “That bastard!”
MEANWHILE WITH YOU: You pointed to a service pole and started to surge through the electrical wire into some random old tv box. You pressed your hand through the tv screen and came out of it. As you came out of it a gasp was heard to see a bunch of characters…..oh boy…
After basically getting chased around the hotel and interrogated…they let you stay by Charlie’s words as she was excited to have another member to her crew at last. 
Few weeks later, they have gotten use to you. I mean Alastor still keeps an eye on you as you play games and go through electronics around the place.
Angel thinks it’s funny for you to hack Valentino’s page to make his bio say “I have a small dick.”
Vaggie makes you go out on errands until she can find you a decent duty at least. But she appreciates how you help around a lot.
Husk thinks your pretty annoying because of your gen z & gen alpha humor. I headcannon ben and you to basically be a media specialist to learn the lingo around and to understand the generation.
“Hey husk…” “hey kid…” “you’re so not alpha male…” “…the fuck?” “Sooo not slay.” “Get the fuck out my face.” *cue you doing a gremlin ass laugh*
I can see Velvette making fun of you for wearing the link fit😭 she would be confused as if you were a stinky cosplayer kid-
“GOOD HELL?! What are you wearing dear..” the female vee says as you look down to your link outfit. “What’s wrong with it? I think I look ✨f a b u l o u s✨” you said with sass
“You look horrendous. THAT’S what you look like.” Velvette says. You rolled your eyes as she snapped her fingers giving you black converses, tan brown pants, and a green hoodie. She had let you keep your link hat as you actually liked how you looked.
Maybe when you get back to slender’s mansion you can spend his card to buy an outfit like this.
I imagine Charlie or niffty trying to wipe off the blood tears of your eyes thinking you were crying as you stand there like “what is going on-🤨” most definitely the face look like this “:T”
Angel dust brought you a gaming set from a thrift shop as you smiled happily at this and started to play….only to find out it had knock off versions of the games in the human world….impta?! (GTA) PENTACRAFT?! (Minecraft) hellmon?? (Pokémon)
You immediately thrown the gaming set outside and decided to go hack Vox’s system for fun again.
I can imagine reader sending random “if you don’t like this, Lucifer is coming for you.” posts to random sinner to fuck with them.
I can DEFINITELY see Alastor asking you to go mess with Vox’s tech even if he doesn’t like those picture boxes. “Ben/Reader, my fine fellow..I got a favor to ask of you.” After he asked you to go mess with this dude named Vox. You smiled as you transported into your own tv and go to the vee tower.
You hacked into Vox’s system as he spit his coffee out to see “nya cat” on all his computers and devices as you snicker seeing Vox’s face trying to fix it. You laughed showing yourself as your bloody tears roll down your face because of laughing. “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!” Vox asked angrily
“IM YOU! BUT BETTER! GET HACKED LOSER!” You said before disappearing from his system as Vox claws his desk in anger.
Alastor had a good chuckle when you told him what you did. “I never liked this picture boxes…but you my friend, are true entertainment.” After this your relationship with Alastor grew as he would pay you handsomely with snacks as you go and piss Vox off on any other day.
Valentino and Vox hate your guys to the point they want to kill you while Velvette is just chill with you as she helps you with your outfits and aesthetics.
I imagine since Ben drowned also looks like link, you have long hair like link but sometimes cut it down to bit length to not trip on it.
You give off that “new worker at McDonald’s” vibes as you would just play around instead of helping the residents😭
“Can I have keycard?” “….how about no?”
I imagine you just tapping on and off a lamp post boredly as Valentino keeps going towards it and away from. “On….off…on…off…” you liked to mess with people
You had tapped on sir Pentious’s device once and it exploded…yeah you were pretty much banned from his room and lab. But it was worth it.
You definitely wrestle with husk as husk will just try to claw out your eyes only him to just get pepper sprayed by you.
“AGG MY FUCKIN' EYES!!” “I didn’t know this shit would work on demons..”
Lucifer was definitely intrigued with your appearance as you seemed like a human. But also had a demonic appearance. So he questioned you and you just kept saying “SWAG!” He got tired of it and demanded you as the ruler of hell.
It didn’t work as you just shrug with a “:D” face and transported into a wire. Lucifer was bamboozled as he just stood there like “what just happened”
You showed niffty how to beat any person during a game as you, yourself is a hacker and can beat any game personally.
You looked at the phone that you stole from that flat faced dude as you smirked having an idea as you transported into the phone to try and go find Jeff. And lucky you did as he was sitting on the couch watching wrestling.
“Heyyy buddy.” You said looking through the tv to see Jeff. He scoffed seeing that his favorite program was ruined by your face. Jeff turned off the tv. Your face was like a pikachu shocked face. “THAT BITC-”
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um made for love season two is hitting really uncomfortably hard o.o
#i can only watch it in chunks#by the end of the one eoisode i was like u kniw what maybe let robot hazel live#shes H A P P Y and undamaged and not so fucked up and then Real#Hazel finally gets a rest from the fear and ptsd shit#A N D T H E N T H E S H O W goes and says it right out loud fuck#im you but without baggage#journal shit
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Go ahead and skip this post for me
#I LOVE MY MOM I REALLY DO#BUT SOME-FUCKING-TIMES I JUST N E E D HER TO DO SHIT ON TIME#I JUST NEED HER TO DO A N Y T H I N G ON TIME THAT DOESNT HAVE TO DO WITH HER#I WAS FINALLY GONNA GET MY FUCKING TATTOO TODAY#I ALREADY HAD TO RESCHEDULE THREE PREVIOUS TIMES BECAUSE OF HER#AND TODAY WAS THE DAY!!!! I WAS FINALLY GONNA GO GET MY TATTOO!!!!! IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET IT DONE FOR A Y E A R#AND SHE DID IT AGAIN#oh elaina im so sorry can you reschedule it? im not gonna be able to take you down there to get it done.#NO I CANT RESCHEDULE. IM PROBABLY GONNA GET FUCKING BLACKLISTED FROM THIS TATT SHOP BECAUSE THIS WILL BE MY F O U R T H CANCELLATION MOTHER#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#I CANT TRUST YOU TO DO ANYTHING WHEN I NEED YOU!!!!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY CANT YOU JUST FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME IN A TIMELY MANNER!!!!#WHY ARE YOU LATE TO EVERYTHING!!! IM SO FUCKING HURT!!!!
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