#fuck no i’m crying
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Pov: all of your colleagues want you dead (sound)
#flashing tw#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 gortash#lord enver gortash#bg3 memes#lord gortash#enver gortash#i’m fucking crying#me and imovie are going places (hell)#noodle art#i’m his number one fan which means i want him executed but like painlessly#he’s just some guy (derogatory)
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how i’m feeling today and probably the rest of my life:
RIP Andre Braugher. gone too soon but never forgotten. thank you for bringing Raymond Holt into our lives and beautifully portrayed a queer black man in power. i’ll always cherish you and Captain Holt in my heart 🤍🕊️
#this news is PAINFUL AS FUCK#horrible year for sitcom fans 😭💔#now i’m gonna cry everytime holt appears on my screen#gif credits to original owner(s)#andre braugher#brooklyn nine nine#brooklyn 99#b99
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GUYS THEY PUT THE MECHANISMS IN MY OFFICIAL AUTISM DIAGNOSIS IM FUCKING CRYING
#I’m fucking crying this is the funniest thing to ever happen to me#the mechanisms#autism#litetally hilarious
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Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you
#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’#-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night#he has me so fucked up like oh my god#how is the best character a fucking talking flower#I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters#i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope#i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know#he has me SO fucked up#flowey#flowey the flower#asriel#asriel dreemurr#I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me#like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people#asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him#and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question#not speaking from experience ofc (im lying)#love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is*#i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair#undertale#utdr#character analysis
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Don’t play Trolls Remix Rescue at 3 am
#I’m fucking crying right now#this image is not tampered with I’m not even kidding#60 dollar game#trolls#trolls remix rescue#trolls band together
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loop my beloved
#i don’t think I’m anywhere near being done with this game but if anything happens to any of these characters i’ll bite my hands off#the art gallery#in stars and time#i tried to do some dappled lighting but idk if i like how it turned out 💔 so i included the sketch#EDIT i feel like i should mention i know Full Well shit is going to happen if all the art of siffrin crying is anything to go by. i just kn#i just know that once i actually get there it’s gonna fucking wreck me JXSJSMXJMSSMXJSJ#ans i mean art of siffrin crying as in In The Game. i think it literally opens on an image of them crying ?
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HAPPY GERARD DAY HELLSITE!!!!!!!
YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!
#UGH oh my fucking god I’m so in love with them I could CRY his smile :’) what a lad#he’s just cheesin#as he should tbh he literally awkward photo grins just like me#anyway I hope he has a wonderful day and that he’s happy!!<3333#I’ve really genuinely had such a great time getting into mcr this past month it’s been so fun#thank you michael romance sir(s) I love being annoying and insufferable about things :)#gerard way#gee way#jared wee#gerald wave#jordan whale#gerry keay (real) (I swear)#mcr#my chemical romance#my chemical fucking romance#my chem
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I’ve talked about this with some friends, but the whole Spotify/audiobook drama legitimately makes me want to cry.
If you are unaware, earlier in the month, Spotify, who now owns FindawayVoices -- an audiobook distributor and one of the only major rivals to Audible on the creator end -- announced that their ToS would be updating.
The ToS updates were horrendous and basically allowed Spotify to make royalty-free translations of our works, as well as create derivatives, and basically just fuck us all over and feed all of our hard work into AI.
The backlash was so swift that less than 12 hours later, Spotify sent out a panicked “Sorry our wording wasn’t clear!” email with a promised update. Less than 24 hours later they issued a statement walking back the changes to the ToS, and have since been pulling a “we never said that, you misread our unclear verbiage” when in reality the verbiage was very clear (Not Spotify trying to pull a “gaslight gatekeep girl boss ✌️”), they just didn't expect to get dragged out into the metaphorical court of social media and get publicly annihilated with authors withdrawing their work from the platform and customers canceling their subscriptions left right and center.
Anyway, the walk back was acceptable enough for me to not feel the need to remove my work entirely from FindAway -- which is good because I would have lost access to the global audiobook market if I had, not to mention global library access. Which, again, is good. A significant chunk of my audiobook earnings comes from Libby, and I’d honestly be lost without that $20 every month. (we get paid quarterly but it breaks out to about $20 a month.)
What the walk back was not good enough for, was for me to trust them to keep streaming Hunger Pangs on their Spotify streaming service. Because quite frankly, I don't trust them not to pull some more ToS bullshit, and this is the part making me want to cry.
Why? Because I’m going through my royalty reports, and for the single month of December 2023 alone, Hunger Pangs was streamed so often it earned $400.
In one month.
That's more than I earn from Audible in a year.
That's more than I earn from kobo, b&n, libby, libro.fm and several author distributors combined in a year.
I’m going to scream.
#spotify#spotifygate#audiogate#when I saw that I almost put it back up on Spotify because Jesus Christ#$400 a month#That’d be my medical shit for the month covered#i’m so fucking angry it’s making me cry#*my extra medical shit#i should say#currently not in physical therapy and I reaaaaally should be
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hello it is currently 1:18 am and I am close to tears over baby cow images from Pinterest
#LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE FUCKING PINK NOSES I CANT TAKE IT#literally gods perfect creature I’m. oh my fucking god#I’m gonna cry#cows
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GUYS LOOK AT MY MAN HOLY FUCK THEY REANIMATED THIS SCENE IN THE BLU RAY IM SO FUCKING AHHHHH
#zenin toji#toji zenin#fushiguro toji#toji fushiguro#he’s so fucking fine i can’t deal#i’m gonna cry#i can’t do this i need him in my bed.#𐙚
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Chip-“I didn’t- I didn’t know you had a sensitive side, Gillion Tidestrider,”
Gillion-“THATS BECAUSE I DONT”
Chip-“Yeah?”
Gillion-“Yes…I just have TWO sides, and BOTH are DESTINY”
#he’s so traumatized#my blorbo <33#ALSO FUCK GILLION CRYING WRECKED ME#IM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME#(I’m having the best time)#jrwi gillion#jrwi chip#jrwi fnc#jrwi riptide#jrwi#just roll with it riptide#just roll with it#gillion tidestrider#jrwi riptide quotes
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NO ONE TALK TO ME OH MY GOD
#I CAN’T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS ANY LONGER#SEDATE ME PLS#I’M CRYING OVER TWO PHOTOS OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS#rwrb#red white and royal blue#firstprince#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#alexander claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#rwrb posters
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You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy,
When skies are gray.
You’ll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don’t take my sunshine away…
#codywan#star wars fan art#the clone wars#clone wars#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#star wars#cc 2224#order 66#captora art#fuck I’m going to cry#i am not okay#why did i draw this
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“i’m not a groomer, i’m just a loser” has gotta be the funniest possible fucking response to being called a groomer
#i want whatever colleen is on i’m fucking crying with laughter rn she cannot be serious#colleen ballinger#greatest hits
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From “I can’t stand him”
To “I can’t lose him”
#I’m fucking emotional over these two#I’m gonna be crying over them for the next few months#minimum#they feel forever about each other#rwrb movie#rwrb#rwrb cast#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#red white and royal blue movie#red white and royal blue#character development#alex and henry#taylor zakhar perez#nick galitzine#history huh? bet I can post some
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he’s absolutely right
please fuck me raw
#jude bellingham#real madrid#jude victor willliam bellingham#im fucking crying#send help#i’m in love wtf#i need help please#i want him#hes so pretty#laliga#sofia’s bar#jude bellingham clip
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