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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#the muppet show#kermit the frog#uncle deadly#muppet show#tv show#vinny p#i love how vinny turns into a kid when hes around the muppets#its so refreshing#i love him#hes such a dilf#such a gilf and such a babe#fuck he's sexy#id let that old man wreck me#bicon#bisexual god#the little head tap in the last gif....i fucking love it#oh and when he licks his lips...S...#SIR!#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#sweetums
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I am obsessed with a character from a show that I'm not sure how long ago it's been since I've watched or how much I've seen but God all mighty this man is so sexy I want him to be realy so badly 😩
#i may or may not be talking about#frank castle#from#the punisher#tv show#fuck he's sexy#marry me Frank#MARRY ME#or#*cough* RAIL ME *cough cough*#*clears throat*#I said nothing#You read nothing#fuck hes hot
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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out
#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness#and the girl always in something of this type of pose.#if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck#so even that doesn't compare At All#but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail.#anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first#sergle.txt#i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you#I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'
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the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex
#mine#i was. higher than i thought i was last night#nooo post dont go out of my immediate circle u r so sexy#someone just tagged this as naruto wrote this. no he didnt i did#update now sherlock rp blogs are commenting on this. girl it is 2022 what are you doing#leave im going to attack you with wasps#fr if another person comments on this post itself again and it isnt funny im sending the bees after u#never in my life have i felt that one post that is like some of yall are so annoying god bless#more than i do now#this isnt about anything but if it was it would just be about gilgamesh#the more yall add to this post the more obvious it is that some of yall straight up dont know what the heroes journey is#yall need to stop assuming the hero is the protagonist of the stories yall read/watch/consume or whatever the fuck
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toot toot!
#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me#he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious#lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy#i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN#it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close#suntails#i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card#and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier#then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week#so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad
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Bang Chan | Nylon Japan
#bang chan#christopher bang#official photos#HOLY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDD HE LOOKS SO FUCKING SEXY FUCKKKKKKKKK
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HIS VOICE IS SO FUCKABLE Y'ALL I-
Can y'all imagine phone sex with this man?? cuz I can sacrifice my soul just to hear him groan in my ear about how close to cumming he is while he's fisting his hot throbbing cock to the thoughts of being wrapped in a warm pussy
"fuck-wish u were here baby, would have pounded u into my sheets all fucking night"
"ugh fuck fuck fuck-keep making those pretty sounds f'me yeah?"
"ride ur pathetic little fingers for me, just like that "
"need ur cunt so bad, tired of fucking my fist pretending it's your fuck hole-shit oh god"
Even during sex just imagine him whispering dirty little things in your ear while his hips piston in and out of your messy cunt
"so fucking creamy"
"youre making such a mess baby"
"fuck-pussy feels so fucking good"
"keep milking that dick like the slut u are-shit"
"so close I'm so so fucking close, make me cum baby come on-ughhh"
"shit baby just like that, keep squeezing me like that yeah?"
"Mhmmn yeah? right here? feels so good yeah?"
#IM CRYINGHSHH I NEED HIM SO BAD#HE'S SO FUCKING SEXY GOOD LORD#jay hard thoughts#jay hard hours#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen smut#enhypen
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teaching shouto how to kiss with tongue... he gets so into it... his mouth is open all the way and it's so messy. so much spit and saliva as you suck on his tongue and and guide him through it. gets him so fucking hard he's nearly light-headed, can barely open his eyes all the way. he's so turned on he starts moaning into it... wanting more but he's not even sure what. all he can think about is how good your mouth feels and how soft you are and how much he likes when you grab his face
#aristotle.txt#FUCK. FUCK I CANT SOTP THINKING ABOUT THIS FUCKKHFDGDFSKJF#my brain is just shouto tongue kissing over and over GOFDSGVBD he would get SO worked up#it feels so dirty to him in a sexy way and it makes him so messed up FUCK
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100% legit totally real facts about the historical stede bonnet
no the title is not a lie these are really REAL bc believe it or not, somehow the show made our stede MORE competent than the real one
sources: Real Pirates podcast (ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4, ep5), Dirty Sexy History podcast (with jeremy moss, bonnet's biographer, who LOVES the show, and said it changed his perspective on bonnet's and blackbeard's relationship PLUS he has the stedesrevenge handle on twt)
the library on the revenge was a real thing. the man really did that.
running away from his family to be a pirate
paying a salary to his crew
SHOWING UP IN NASSAU IN FRILLY GENTLEMANLY CLOTHES AND A POWDERED WIG
before bonnet's capture, he ran his ship aground and that's how the english caught up with him BUT the two english ships also ran aground (😭), so they fought each other with their flintlock pistols from behind their ships (until the tides turned and dislodged the english ships first. rip)
adopted an alias when he started pirating so people wouldn't know it was him but he raided ships near Barbados (where he's from), so that didnt turn out well. his solution? burning every ship from Barbados
he only succeeded in his early days bc merchant ships knew they would get off easier if they surrendered
ATTACKED A WARSHIP that whooped his ass so bad he almost died. the remaining crew steered the ship to Nassau where he met blackbeard
blackbeard stole the revenge from him but "allowed" him to stay on BB's ship (either as a guest or as a prisoner, it's not clear, but he def wasn't a crew member bc he didn't have any chores)
he was seen on deck running around in his gowns 😭😭
BB eventually reinstated him as the captain of the revenge and they sailed together for a while
"there is a 4 month period where stede and blackbeard kind of disappeared and no one really knows what they were doing" 👀
BB allowed bonnet to raid on his own which lead to him getting his ass beat by the Protestant Caesar. BB then proceeded to HUNT DOWN THE PROTESTANT CAESAR while flying the RED FLAG (which meant no mercy to anyone on board)
bonnet would raid ships and take what provisions he needed and give the other ship what he didn't need (essentially the library raiding scene lmaoo)
BB betrayed bonnet by raiding his ship and marooning his crew while bonnet was off getting a pardon
SO BONNET SWORE REVENGE AGAINST BB who was at the time, the most feared pirate
this led to him adopting another alias - "he also changes his name, at the time he goes by captain edward's. which is really interesting, I don't know if that's an homage to, you know, edward teach, but.. captain edward's with an "s", that's as if he's.. a possession of captain edward" ONCE AGAIN 👀👀👀👀
HE ESCAPED PRISON BY DRESSING AS A WOMAN
after escaping, he was promised a sloop by some rando. when the rando didnt deliver, bonnet "WROTE HIM A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER REPRIMANDING THE MAN"
that letter led to him being recaptured 😭😭
he was hanged while holding a bouquet of wilted flowers
#stede bonnet#our flag means death#ofmd#real pirates#dirty sexy history#kriss.exe#I WENT DOWN A RABBITHOLE IM SORRY#all of these are so fucking funny how was this man REAL#btw BB only became the legend AFTER he met bonnet#anyways the twt crew loved these so thats why i decided to compile them in one post#hope you all enjoy it too <3#blackbeard#edward teach
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David Tennant singing as Gwyneth Paltrow about vibrators, enemas, and such. He really looks like he’s enjoying himself 😈💖
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#david tennant#david fucking tennant#sexy scottish serpent#he’s so gender#slinky hips#good omens#crowley#doctor who#14th doctor#fourteenth doctor#gwyneth paltrow#goop#musical#favorite things#last leg#the last leg
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Vincent Price as Verden Fell - The Tomb of Ligeia (1964)
#vincent price#tomb of ligeia#the tomb of ligeia#edgar allan poe#roger Corman#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#god hes fucking perfect#and those sunglasses#top hat#sunglasses#fuck he's sexy#i want to be locked in a castle with him...and a black cat who Hates my guts#sighhh#bicon#bisexual
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one thing about me is i love me some elliot knight
#fuck#fuCKKKK#i love his smile so much#he’s so fucking sexy#elliot knight#kyle gaz garrick#call of duty#Kyle gaz#daddy#cod#cod men
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the casual arm thrown over her legs? the cigs? manspreading? fuck me pls
#callum turner#dua lupa#otp of the year#ya’ll they’re both so hot and im jealous of both of them#dua’s gorgeous and so sexy#callum is handsome and so sexy#callum i need you to take pity and fuck me pls#this is boyfriend callum at his peak#boyfriend#i need to know what he’s laughing at
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Hunter Bad Batch you will always be famous
#star wars#star wars fanart#digital art#the bad batch#the bad batch season 3#digital aritst#hunter fanart tbb#tbb hunter fanart#tbb hunter#he’s so hot#so fucking smoking#sexy mf#my art <3
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Shang Qinghua is such a romance webtoon ass protagonist watch him get married to the Duke of the North for protection and tax reasons make his fief run so much better make everyone's life better make his expertise indispensable make his husband fall madly in love with him then worry about how he's getting divorced in 2 years cause their contract marriage end there and his gorgeous gorgeous husband having now filled the conditions and inherited his title as Lord of the northern lands will find a much higher status and prettier spouse the second the contract is over
Like Mobei Jun could even fonction as a person without Shang Qinghua like the organization of the North wouldn't completely fizzle out in a week if he took his eyes off it
#shang qinghua#mobei jun#moshang#svsss#my thesis is that mobei jun would fucking die without sqh like a very demanding plant in the wrong soil conditions#shang qinghua my dude you'll have to take this one for the team and stay with your very sexy demon forever#historical webtoon#he calls him “my king” like he's a gift from the heavens and the world end at their fief like theres no emperor or country to answer to lik-#-like there's no loyalty in him but for his lord husband#au#i guess#should i tag it#moshang au#or like#svsss au#idk which one is a tag people use so there goes both
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↳ ʜᴀᴜʀᴄʜᴇꜰᴀɴᴛ ɢʀᴇʏꜱᴛᴏɴᴇ ✦ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴛᴇᴍᴘꜱ ✦ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀ ꜰᴜʟʟᴇʀ
— ʙᴜᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ, ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ꜰᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ʀᴏᴀᴍ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇ.
#FFXIV#FF14#Final Fantasy XIV#Final Fantasy 14#ffxivedit#Haurchefant Greystone#spoilers#major spoilers#oc: rouvastre#joranir/haurchefant#haurcheposting#fuck it. midnight release#getting scenes for this was so funny I forgot the convo where he's blatantly staring at the WoL's ass#or the one where he canonically sent you sexy underwear and is sad they got stolen#I love him so so so much he's so funny
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