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Rewatching season 1 (and actually paying attention to Sky to figure out what the fuck everyone is talking about): Part 3

EP 11:

"Flora is over doing it, as usual!"

As usual???? We love to hear it

Stella snapping at Bloom than instantly apologizing gives me life

Not Stella's clothes!!

Musa isnt even paying attention jtkwdjje she's too busy lmaooo

Deranged plant mom :))

"ITS ABOUT TIME!!" Tecna is very upset at everyone jtjejr good for her

"Musa??" "Why the fuck would I been in Tecna's closet??"

Tecna: it's alright, I'm fine, I'm chill

Flora: *tells her the plant name*

Tecna: I take it back, I want blood

Tecna taking to her self about how mad she is so amazing

Musa getting up while Bloom Stella and Tecna are arguing to get accidentally yelled at is such background friend behavior

Ever notice how Musa is just kinda there when the girls make group decisions?? Bc I dooo

Stella: I fucking hate mud, why am I here

Bloom: because friendship!!!

Stella: kill me

Stella says she promises she won't wander off, jfkskdke, sure babe

Stella and Musa snipping at eachother my beloved

Musa: so is your outfit. This is a swamp. Not a fashion show

NONE OF YOU PEOPLE ARE WEARING BOOTS

Stella...no brain cells

Flora: *puts her hand over Stella's mouth*

Stella: peace was never an option

Stella is so fucking unhinged. She sees the little water things and says fuck it, and bites Flora

These girls are walking in water with pants on without complaining, unrealistic

"you too big 🥺 we can't invite you in"

STELLA MFJERKWIEJEJEJW "your littleness" girl thinks she's a comedian

Flora is getting so fucking close to these little guys, girlie, back up

Bloom is so ready to help anyone, love her enegry

THESE GIRLS ARE SO DUMB, FLY UP!!!

Love them

DID MUSA GET FUCKING EATEN?!?!?!?!!!?!!

How hasn't she drowned yet???

Tecna: wait.

Tecna: WAIT FUCK GUYS?!

Musa should be coughing up water

Lucius??? Bestie??? How are you doing that

Bloom.....how did you not set this forest on fire

Current s1 thoughts:

Bloom is 80% impulsive passion and 20% angry baby by volume

Tecna is too op /j, who let you have all the brains and the brawn girl? Save some talent for the rest of us

Flora is low key unhinged. Kinda upset that she didn't get to fight the plant monster :(( this could of been her episode

🌟Stella🌟 is that bitch sis ✨

Musa is kinda there in regards to decision making and stuff. She tries to come off as cool but she's hyper emotional and easily scared

EP 12:

Bloom has memories from when she was a baby and I can't even remember what I did yesterday

Fragona is a lying liar!!! *Shakes Winx club* Give me a Griselda character arc or fuck off forever!!!!

Sky will bother Timmy about anything lol

So Flora's doing the evil spell final

Stella doesn't give a fuck about grades, only the local beauty pageant

"what can I do to make you feel sorry for me?" Stella is such a little ktkekdkejsn ya know??

Lucy just needs some self confidence and she'd instantly become hotter, it's about the vibes girl

Stella says rules don't exist

Stormy is annoyed as fuck at this whole party

Why would Lucy even ask Icy and why does Icy care??

Flora and Musa are so fucking ready to help her

"what ever torture you deem necessary, as long as I become the new miss Magixs!"

As someone who's sliced his own finger open and didn't cry, and got his eye brows threaded and had in his eyes. Um, Stella's pain tolerance has to be high as fuck bc beauty shit hurts

*deep sigh* the scene. Skipping. Thank you 4kids dub for changing this

Musa went fucking off putting Stella hair up and curling it, someone get her an award

"yeah but where's the fun if I don't win"

Tecna🤝Stella

Being a sore loser

When Stormy laughs >>>>>

This ultra bubbly cheerleader is a witch and I love her so much y'all

I wonder hole long Lucy has been taking ballet classes

THE FUCKING COWBOY THING

"dance of happiness" SHE DECIDES TO CALL HER YEEHAW DANCE A DANCE OF HAPPINESS I'M LITERALLY SOBBING

Stella: *doing a weird little cow boy dance*

Icy: FUCCCCCK THIS IS AMAZING, WE NEED TO KILL HER NOW

Stella is literally going "Yeehaw!!! Yeehaw!!! Hehehehehe!!!!" And your telling me this is her talent??

Don't you know Stella is too airheaded to notice when she's in mortal danger

Musa is literally dancing in joy for Stella, Musa fans, are you listening???

Stella is literally fucking crying of joy I'm so happy for her

Musa is so ready to celebrate she already fucking forgot about Stella's test I'm sobbing

Stella, babe, you look like shit

Stella can make rain!!!

Wait but she technically passed? The test was to make life on a desolate planet and by God she did...she just fucked up a little. This is at least a passing grade

BUT SHE DID DO THE WORK?! IF SHE DIDNT SHE WOULDN'T OF BEEN ABLE TO MAKE ANY LIFE ON THE PLANET!!

Complaining to your boss rn, give Stella a C or die by my blade

EP 13:

Bloom has finally learned how to capture fire

Awe Mike stopped to say hi to Bloom :)

Alfea's Fall semester starts during Earth summer.....Bloom is currently on Winter break(???) And Mitzi is talking about school so it must be Fall in Gardenia??

Bloom with most people trying to make fun of her (*chough* S1 Riven *chough*) is hyper agressive to the point of (in her opinion) being overly mean

But with Mitzi she still struggles to stand up for herself like she wants to (her arms were shaking hard)

Mitzi: *tries to be a mean girl*

Bloom: i nearly got murdered two weeks ago, I'm not here for it

1) the aura's thing.....yeah ok. Top ten plot points that make no sense and will never be seen again, but more importantly

2) RIVEN?! WITH TITS?! Omg Riven went to Gardena to get top surgery 🥺 good for her good for her

Bloom: OH THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING LIARS

Bloom won't even answer why she doesn't like them fjekeje

These two bastards are walking lawsuits

I LOVE HOW ALL DURING BLOOMY'S BREAK SHES HANGING WITH HER FAMILY

Bloom says property damage isn't real

I think most fairys would work in the construction. Like...fixing shit and enchanting magical objects to keep them working. Being a fairy would just be very fancy blue collar work.... amazing

Bloom's parents are great

Bloom has prosthetic dreams????

Mike calling his department then holding his wife

Mike says he will NOT let his child into a burning building alone fjjwjskd

Baby Bloom in the fire...it was love a first sight!!! That baby was gonna get adopted by him and his wife he just knew it!!

Is this guy going to snitch about the magic???

Mike is so quick to help, love that energy

She turned the fire down lmao fjsjdj

This guy's says he won't snitch on the fire lady but he will snitch on his bosses, fuck yeah

Mitzi straight up doesn't have a life

Mike: Hey! Don't make fun of me, I worry about you

Crying in the club yall

I—I don't understand why Mike and Vanessa didn't sit down and tell Bloom this story when they found out she had magic. Like?? Would that not be the time??

We're the too frazzled??

The writers are infecting them

Stella: this chick is a fire fairy

Mike and Vanessa: *PANICK*

Bloom, the only* magical creatures on earth: I'm adopted?!

BLOOMY LOVES HER FAMILY

Bloom was just a little bby

I love how this is a group activity

Tecna and Musa sitting there, while Flora pets Bloom fjjejeekkrr

And Stella is doing her nails jdjeje

Tecna co-signing Flora is amazing

Tecna, realizing that some parents definitely just dumped a baby in the only nonmagical planet with human life: do you really wanna know who your bio parents are????

Bloom: yeah why?

Tecna, to Flora: no one tell her she was abandoned, she'll get issues

Stella: and I'll be right there with you✨✨ after all, sticking my noes in other people's business is my favorite sport!

FRIENDSHIP!! IM SOBBING!!!

EP 14:

LEAVE MIRTA ALONE GRIFFIN

Bloom is apprently taking a combat midterm

AH!!!! BLOOM HAS SAFETY SHORTS!!!!

Very good, thank you Winx club

Fragona looks so threatening, pick me up I'm scared

"the only thing I feel sure of right now is you and the Winx"

Sky, completely missing why this is a bad thing: you need some help?

This is while Sky needs a full time assistant, just to smack him every time he misses something

OH MY FUCKING GOD BLOOM ARE EE BACK ON THIS CLOUD TOWER SHIT??

This girl is so stupid please, last time you figured out it was a prank

Timmy is just down with breaking and entering, love that for him

Sky not looking up: and don't worry "Sky", I will be careful

Brandon glaring at him: Careful my ass. Do you know what will happen to you if you fall 300 ft?? Do you know what will happen to me if you fall 300 ft???

Sky is so weirdly dedicated I love him

Riven is such a weird little gossip, Darcy just has a open line. Do you think he tells her a bunch of useless shit too? Please

....so Riven snitches to Darcy immediately after we cut to Sky picking up Bloom?? I understand why people think this is actually Darcy in disguise now

Wait these two are cute

Lucy is so mean Mirta and for what??? Why the fuck would you call her a loser??? So mean :(((

Lucy is a pick-me MFNSNDNS

The Trix are already going by Trix.... Musa's nickname spread fast

YOU MADE MIRTA CRY, HOW COULD YOU!!!

Mirta says revenge!!!!! Protects her friend!!!! She's trying her best!!!!!

Poor baby Mirta, she needs a cute girlfriend and a hug

THE 3D, PLEASE, ITS SO BAD

Cloud Tower is apparently built like a fucking fortress and for what??

Bloom isn't easily sacred, thats interesting!

Why would cloud tower have this information? A different building would of been fun

"are you sure you wanna do this?" He says, after risking life and limb just to get her there

Oh a lost book? Shouldn't that belong in a secure library or some? Not a highschool? I mean if it was a chollage this would make more sense

Wait...this is fucking Valtor's backstory! They tricked her by making her think she was created like Valtor! Oh thats interesting

Sky looks so uncomfortable and then fucking nothing. No words from Sky. He's just going "THE FUCKING ANCESTRAL WITCHES?? THE ONES THAT KILLED A FULL PLANET OF PEOPLE??? WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY???" Local man is fucking confused. He does approach her to physically comfort her a couple times but hesitates

Darcy pulling a swap again would of been really fun here tbh, have "Sky" encourage her horrible line of thinking

Musa is so worried about Bloom, scram crying

BLOOM WHY ARE YOU ASLEEP IN A BUSH

She's just walking to Magix's

Mirta is so anxious I love her

Bloom is so friendly and happy to meet Mirta right after thinking she was pure evil, help

Who is your favorite Trix and why is it Stormy?

"Sorry Icy."

Icy = Alpha bitch

Tecna: This is a fucking situation

Flora: WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE, TRANSFORM

NFKEKDKD THEY TRANSFORMED INTO A POSE AND THEN JUST WALKED AWAY

WHY ARE YOU IN FORMATION WHAT'S GOING ON THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

They're sharing information!!!!

Stella, practically stimming: Though my sparking beauty and sunny disposition!!!!!!!!!

Stella I love you

Tecna: you done yet? Are you going to do it or what??

Tecna I love you

"I know you'd need my help one of these days!! I'm so beautiful and totally essential!!!"

*points at Stella* symtom!!! SYMTOM!!! HURRY PROJECT ON HER BEFORE SHE GETS AWAY

Mirta: they're a bunch a fucking liars

Bloom: fucking hell, again?

"You two make a really cute couple. Couple of losers!!"

Icy please, Mirta just got out of a multi year relationship, this is not the time

Musa is the only one flying and she looks exhausted, girlie are you ok?

Mirta knows enough about the Winx to make a illusion of them??? I need Mirta with the Winx before this ep now

Darcy fucked up that spell so fast

Stormy and Icy look so pissed that the fell for that illusion

Bloom continues to refuse to transform when she really should

"who's that little girl?" Stella thinks Mirta looks like a middle schooler confirmed

Mirta could of been a bad bitch if they haven't fucking snubbed her

"ohhh she broke my concentration!!"

They all keep calling Mirta a "little girl"

Which implies that Mirta is a freshman?? And their not???

"there's nothing we can do for her. Icy's spell was black magic" wasn't this exact thing on your final???? Except with frogs??

Flora should of been able to break the spell after a few DAYS this is what she took her final on?? Please help me

EP 15:

Musa is so pissed about this pop quiz, she has 6 other fucking classes, she's angry

Bloom gets angry at people laughing at her before upset or scared and then laughs with them when she realizes she has writing on her face

GIVE GIRSELDA A CHARACTER ARC, MAKE HER CHARACTER MORE THAN A ONE NOTE JOKE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

Fragona you lying liar!!!

Musa: what kind of fairy are you anyways Flora? You can't even bring Mirta back from her pumpkin state

Flora, sick of it: And you can't even tell a pumpkin from a carrot!!!

Musa: try me.

Musa will get upset/scared and snap at anyone within distance

Mirta snatched Kiko up so quickly jrjekeeke

Daphne is completely ruining Bloom's sleep schedule

"one of the historical Nymphs of Magix's" 16 years ago

The time line is still on fire folks

Daphne was apparently dead so long that her final resting place became a lake

Thank you for finally being helpful Fragona

Sky!!! I will revoke your good guy status!!! Do not test me!!!

why is her phone already glowing? also this isn't the normal phone design is it?

Oh my god it's s1 Riven, someone please save me before I die of second hand embarrassment for this chuckle fuck

Sky and Riven's s1 rivalry would be so much more fun if they were equally jackasses, then they could both have redemption arcs :)) and still fucking hate eachother

I love how Musa plays into Stella's sense of humor some times, things to come when their finally close friends

Flora is team turnips people

CHEATER DORKS, THE LOT OF THEM!!

She's so fucking precious and adorable I'm going to start incoherently sobbing

Musa and Flora are study buddies and I'm objectively correct

Stella: FINALLY A POP QUIZ I ACED

Bloom is getting upset about the parent teacher meeting like her parents can even go though the barrier

#winx club #winx season 1 #rus chatters #winx musa #winx riven #winx stella #winx bloom #winx tecna #winx flora #winx sky #winx brandon #winx timmy #winx icy #winx darcy #winx stormy #winx trix #rus liveblogs

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multiversstuff · 2 years

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Hey same girl again about that lee prompt with black y/n. You don’t have to worry about putting in anything racism or something. Just that when she goes to sleep she has a bonnet on. She puts lotion all over her body after she takes a shower. She can braid hair. Please don’t describe her skin tone or any of her features with food (ex: her chocolate skin) . Her kids are biracial . She uses a washcloth when in the shower. And she uses seasoning beyond salt and pepper in her food like paprika.

A/N - I’m SO SO sorry this took forever! I went through a terrible writers block & had a health crisis so that was fun lmaooo. This is my first, but I hope this is at least somewhat what you were hoping for. Notes are welcome! I hope you enjoy this❤️

WC - 2553

Yandere!Lee Bodecker x Black!Reader

Warnings—smut (first time writing smut, please be nice), language maybe

6:30 AM

“Mommy!” Kendra, my 6 year-old, comes running into the kitchen, where I’m putting together her and her brothers’ lunches.

“Yes, sweetie?”

“I can’t find my shoes!” I tape down the opening of the paper bag and turn to face her.

Ray, my 11 year-old son, and Johnny, my 8 year-old, are sitting at the table eating their breakfast and Kendra is standing behind them in the archway with a sandal in her left hand and a ballet flat in her right. “You have shoes in your hands dummy.” Johnny speaks up before I could respond.

“J, don’t antagonize your sister.” I walk to her and bend down to her level. “Key, what shoes can you not find?”

“The pink ones!” That’s not a lot of help; she has multiple pink shoes.

“Which ones?”

She throws down the shoes in her hands, stomps her foot and screams; “The pink ones! My favorites!”

“Don’t you yell at me, I’m just trying to help. You have a lot of pink shoes and your favorite changes.” She looks down with her lip trembling, like she’s about to cry, when Lee walks in dressed in his work uniform.

Once he notices his little girl is about to cry, he squats down to her height, “what’s wrong, sugar bear?”

Kendra looks up to her dad and throws her tiny arms around his shoulders. “I can’t find my pink shoes and mommy’s not helping me!” That little—I love my daughter, I do; but, I’m always the bad guy, no matter what I say or do, I’m the bad guy while Lee is her hero. Ever since she was born, Kendra’s had an attachment to Lee. I went through 16 hours of excruciating pain just to get her into this world and yet the moment Lee holds her in his arms, it’s like I didn’t exist; except for food, clothes, and bathing. Straightening back up, I look down at the scene unfolding in front of me.

Lee holds his little girl. “Oh princess, your pink boots are by the door.” He lets her go, cups her small head into his large hands; “why don’t you go put them on, get your stuff and I’ll take you to school?” She jumps and squeals with joy and runs off to her room; Lee stands up to his full height and looks at me with a smirk.

Rolling my eyes, I turn around to get the kids’ lunches and put them in front of the boys. “Okay boys, here are your lunches; now, go get your stuff.” I turn to look at Lee, who still has a smirk on his face, with my own little smirk. “Your dad’s taking you school.” And just like that, his stupid smirk is gone. The boys grab their lunch and go off to get their stuff, while I take their dirty dishes.

Putting the dishes in the sink and preparing to wash them, I feel Lee’s presence behind my back. “I thought you were taking the boys to school.” He whispered.

I whispered right back to him; “Yeah, well, it would be unfair to them if their dad took their baby sister and not them.”

“I don’t have time—“

“Well you’re lucky you’re the boss.”

“Y/N…”

At that, I stop the water and turn more towards him. “If it’s that big of a deal, then you shoulda thought ‘bout that before offering Kendra to take her in front of them.” I look at the clock just behind his shoulder. “If you leave now, you might just make it in time.” At that, I turn back to the sink.

Lee sighs, “You’re lucky I love you.” ‘Yeah, lucky me.’ He wraps his arms around my waist and rests his head on my shoulder. After a few moments of him just watching me wash the dishes, the kids come out and Key yells that they’re ready for school. Lee turns to them and throws Ray his car keys; “Go get in the car, Ray, start the car. I’ll be there in a minute.”

I turn my head to face them and give them a smile. “Have a good day at school, little ones. I love you!”

Ray and Johnny both yell they love me too and, surprise, surprise, Key just went to the car. Sighing, I turn back to the sink. “Baby, don’t be like that.” I, slightly, roll my eyes in response. “Ok. I have to go.” He kisses my cheek. “I love you.”

“Love you too.” And he was off.

1:00 PM

Stepping out of the car with the bag of Lee’s lunch I made for him, I take a deep breath preparing to walk into the station and to apologize. People around here haven’t exactly been shy about showing their distaste for Lee’s and I’s relationship. Though, ever since Lee broke a guy’s nose for saying some things about his choice in being with me, in front of the entire town’ no one’s too eager to say anything outright. Do I care? No. Not in the slightest, but, Lee is very protective and has always done everything he can to make sure that I know he loves me. I’ve always had a hard time controlling my emotions, and I’m extremely stubborn; so, that’s why I’m mentally preparing myself, while walking to the station’s front desk, to kiss my husbands ass for the way I reacted this morning. “Hi, is Lee here?”

The perky little blonde girl at the desk, looked up at me from behind her glasses. “He’s not here right now, he’s out on patrol. Is there something I can help you with?”

I shake my head. “Uh, no. Do you know when he’ll be back?”

“The sheriff is scheduled to be back within the next 30 minutes.” She pointed to the chairs lined up against the wall, to the right of the desk, in by the entrance into the station itself. “You can take a seat and wait for him there.” Nodding, I thank her and take a seat.

After about 20 minutes, a cop, I’ve never seen before, walks to the front and starts talking to the blonde; Karen, whose name I learned within a few minutes of me waiting. He then walks towards me and stands in front of me and gives me a small smile. “Good afternoon, ma’am. Is there something I can help you with?”

Giving a small smile in return, I respond. “No, thank you. Just waiting for my husband.”

The cop, Friemel, as his tag says, takes the seat next to me and points to the bag in my lap. “What’s in there?”

“It’s his lunch.”

“What a good little wife you are, making his lunch for him.” I look him in the eyes for a moment, take a deep breath and look back in front of me, trying not to roll my eyes. Lee may take it, but that’s because he knows who he married, but other men don’t take too kindly to a woman rolling their eyes at them. “Whatever it is, it sure smells good.” I give him a small smile as a thank you. “May I ask what it is?”

“It’s chicken, potato salad, baked beans, and banana pudding.”

He leans back and puts his arm on the back of my chair, making me uncomfortable. I don’t know what it is about this guy but he just radiates creep energy. There’s a fire in his eyes that makes me feel like I’d be in danger; if I wasn’t married to the most aggressively protective man I’ve ever known. I subtly scoot a little to my left, still in my chair but giving a little space between me and the cop. “Wow, that’s a whole meal. You must really love your husband.”

I look to him, “yes well, he loves me.”

The cop leans a little closer to me, I lean back in turn, and he whispers to me. “Are you sure about that?”

At that moment, the front door slams shut. Both the cop and I look towards the door and see Lee standing there, fuming. If he were a cartoon, he’d be red as a tomato and there’d be smoke blowing out of his ears. Grabbing both my purse and the bag of lunch, I stand and walk to him with a relieved smile. “Hi honey.”

Lee briefly looks down at me, gives me a smile, kisses me on my cheek, and then immediately looks at the cop. “Is there a problem here, sweets?”

The cop spoke up before I had the chance to even open my mouth. “No, sir. No problem at all. Just keeping your lovely wife company until you came back,” Lee’s eyes grew darker, “sir.”

“I wasn’t speaking to you deputy,” Lee took a step towards him and i put my hand on his shoulder, “there’s a stack of paperwork that needs to be done.” He points to the desk. “Go do it.” The cop quickly nods his head, takes the papers and walks off; all the while, Lee just stands watching him. After he’s gone, Lee grabs my arms, takes me to his office and gently pushes me inside. He steps in and turns to everyone outside the office, “no one is to disturb me,” he then shuts and locks the door and turns to me. Lee slowly stalks towards me looking as if he’s a predator about to pounce his prey.

The moment he gets to me, he grabs my face and kisses me with so much strength and emotion that I take a step back and drop both my purse and his lunch. His tongue traces my bottom lip asking for permission to explore my mouth and I, as I’ve always done, grant it to him. Lee quietly moans and before it goes too far, I slightly pull back. Taking a deep breath, I look up into his hooded eyes, which have gone almost completely black with lust. “I brought you lunch.” All I want to do is jump his bones and yet I decided to say that. He hums and leans to kiss me again but as he leans forwards, I lean back. “Aren’t you hungry?”

He smirks as his thumbs rub my cheeks and puts his forehead onto mine. “Oh sugar, I’m starving.” He moves his hands to my waist and walks me backwards until my back hits his desk and he lifts me to sit on it. “But not for food.” ‘Damn.’ We’ve been married for nearly 10 years, and yet this man still has the ability to get me dripping for him in no time.

Lee presses his lips to mine once more while one of his hands goes to my hair and the other wraps around my throat. My hands goes to his chest and I slightly press; Lee moves to kiss up my jaw to that special spot right below my ear. “Wha-oh, what about everyone—“ a moan slips from my lips when he sucks and pulls at that spot with his teeth.

“Then I guess you have to be quiet.” Le whispers into my ear. My hands go to his head and pull him to my lips. I immediately run my tongue across his bottom lip and he grants me access. His hands run across my body; down my chest, all the way down to the tops of my thighs where my dress rode up. As his hands roam, I run my hands down to his pants and unbuckle his belt.

Lee pushes my panties to the side and runs his fingers through my folds while his other hand goes to the back of my neck and grips it. “Damn baby, you’re already soaked and I’ve barely touched you.” I want to roll my eyes and tell him to shut up but all I can manage to get out is a strangled moan like a horny teenager. He smirks and thrusts two of his fingers into me and we both moan. “I don’t even need to get you ready, do I?” I try to pull him closer so I can get his lips on mine but he doesn’t move an inch. Instead, he pushes me so I’m laying on his desk and he grips my wrists and pins them above my head with one hand. With one hand, he pushes his pants and boxers down just enough to release his long, thick cock, as I wrap my legs around his hips. With one thrust, he enters me fully. I bite my lip trying to contain the moan that’s begging to be let out. Lee did not like that so, he wraps his hand around my throat and squeezes; not enough to cut off my air, but enough to let me know that he’s serious. “Oh no babygirl. Let them hear you. Let every one of my guys out there know exactly who you belong to.” He pulls out just to slam back into me with enough force to push me up his desk and I let out a loud, almost pornagraphic, moan. He moves the hand that was on my throat to pull the top of my dress and my bra down until my boobs are hanging out. Lee pulls and twists at my left nipple while he licks and nips at my right one, all the while thrusting into me like it’s our last day on Earth.

“Oh god! Lee, pl-ugh-please!” I don’t know what it is I’m begging for, but he’s so deep in me, I swear I feel him in my stomach. While he moves to look down at my fucked out face, he moves the hand that was playing with my pebbled nipple to my throat and squeezes and I clench around him. Lee lets out a loud groan and his thrusts falter a little, but then he immediately picks up his pace.

“Look at you. You’re such a slut for this cock.” At this point, he’s slamming into me so damn hard and, almost inhumanly, fast that it feels like he’s literally splitting me apart. I can already feel myself about to finish and, with his slightly faltering rhythm, he’s not too far behind.

“I’m gonna cum. L-Lee, p-p-please c-can I cum?” He speeds up as much as he can and moves to rub my clit at the same pace as he’s thrusting into me.

“You can cum.” I start to bite my lip but the hand holding him up moves to grab my cheeks and squeezes them. “Don’t you dare try to be quiet!” He moves his hand back to hold him up and with one last hard thrust, I let go, screaming. After a couple more thrusts, I can feel his cum painting my walls. He presses his lips to mine as he keeps thrusting to prolong both of our orgasms.

Once we both came down from our bliss, he pulls out of me and grabs the bag with his lunch, looks inside and back at me with the brightest smile on his face. I sit up, he grabs me by the face and kisses me. This kiss is different from all the others; full of love, not lust nor jealousy. “Thank you for lunch babygirl. Now, let’s eat.”

#devil all the time #imagines #request #smut #firstever

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kithtaehyung · 1 year

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Ryen the way I can't pick a favorite scene!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I love that they're flirting in public (lol) and I knewwwww Jimin & Tae would do smth but for them to give them that little time together 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I'm so glad it's them of all people who found out 🥹

Sometimes I totally forgot that the whole thing between them has been going on for a year and I honestly want to know their daily lives at this point 😭😭 i wanna see them as much as i can alright 😭😭 even tho it's only: yoongi buys OC coffee. OC drops by the studio and call him to find her in the alley right next to studio to give him lunch and a kiss. I just want them to be happy forever 😭😭😭😭

Anyway, another fav scene nomination is obviously Dom & Shiv 🫶🏻 i can just imagine Shiv being interested in her (who isnt 😭) and Dom notices in ONE glance but she finds amusement in it so she just keeps on intimidating him just to see if he'll eventually break looool

And why did you ask if we want a continuation, who whould say no??? (I will hunt down anyone who does)

OH and also... starbucks korea is going to release this and i want to cry https://www.instagram.com/p/CqSjLleL1Sh/?igshid=MjljNjAzYmU=

🌌

STARRYYY on another episode of ryen answers commentary weeks late bc she finally has both the time and energy dslkfjklsd but thank you so much for all of this and for reading!

vmin are just... the gd best here. istg i love them and will protect them with everything i have! i'm very happy they are the ones that know about the whole situation, too. and that they're respecting it. as far as yoongi and reader flirting in public... A MESSSS LMAOOO i can't believe them rn.

also, i know! it's been so long (granted, there was a 3 month timeskip all the way in house party) and yet we still don't know a lot about everyone. like yes, we know a good amount, but what does everyone's day to day look like? what are the little things they're doing or are there gonna be tiny moments that yoongi and reader get together? who knows!

the dom and shiv moment came out so naturally so i'm really happy y'all enjoyed the interaction! i didn't have anything planned but it came out right around the time we were all talking about them, so it was p cool. and dom sounds like the type to do what you said sdfkjs i'm gonna yell!! also.... THIS MUG IS SO FCKING CUTE I WANT ITTT

#GAHHHH #it's adorable!#🌌 anon #getting to all the bbq asks!#hopefully i can queue them all #but i'm also gonna write some of 3tan10 today too #asks:3tan #lovely people #3tanbbq #*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌#3tangerines

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taylorkellyreporting · 2 years

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i hope no one minds if i inconsistently liveblog this bitch: ncis: hawai’i edition from 1x04

one thing about paramount+ the quality for eps are gonna suck in the beginning

oh my gosh???

i don’t think i’ve said it yet but seeing vanessa as a lead in her own show has been so satisfying

hmm i’m not buying this man’s story… like there’s deffo more going on than what he’s saying

aaand he’s lying

he’s not gonna be at the hospital is he?

but whyyyy would he be lying? someone tried to kill him multiple times so you’d think he’s be eager to get help from jane and co

“why’d you run?” “you reminded me of my ex wife.” JESSE’S FACE WAS PRICELESS 😭

WOAHHH METH?!

plsss ernie looked at kai like “if you don’t get your hand off of me…”

WAIT maybe the kid is selling drugs and the dad found out, tried to help and got shot bc of it?

i love when lucy gets to kick ass

he was gonna call lucy his friend 🥺

“…ew.” 😭

jesse: i’m cool! *proceeds to be uncool*

“he always takes too long on the wind up.” “don’t remember hearing a lot of complaints.” DKFJGJFJS

jane and the other guy getting off their horses in sync then boom there’s jesse still sitting down 😭

ohhh shit the rest are on the mountain aren’t they?

awww jane’s little cowboy hat

not a total eclipse of the heart oh wow 😭

wait what if the inspector killed the boyfriend in order to frame the roommate?

“she was my friend.” ☹️

“it’s just dinner.” oh we all know it isn’t

oh lucy’s terrible 😭

AVOID THEM LIKE THE CLAP KFJGJGJFJD

“i don’t know who you are…” “that’s not-“ PLEASE

“i take no pleasure-“ “oh you take all the pleasure.” “well i take very little pleasure.” lmaooo

“hope the metaphor wasn’t triggering.” he’s so 😭

“a date! as friends! i really don’t care at this point.” pls

“sounds like water.” “on an island? go figure.” the look lucy gave kate 😭

i love EVERYTHING about the kacy scene like from the convo to the kiss it was all just so soft 🥺

wonder if the person kate was talking to was cara…

the writers are sick for having kate being ready to go public just to break them up in the very next episode

this kacy scene 🥺

“that doesn’t spell-“ “i like the name chad.” 😭

this poker guy is an asshole but he’s hilarious

oh gosh lucy is at kate’s apartment…😟

“yes!” my jaw DROPPED whyyyy would the writers put that in? did they think it was funny? it’s just ooc

the pizza guys face sends me every time 😭

so lucy deffo took so long in the bathroom because she was crying

jesse and lucy 🥺

lmaooo jane’s face!!! she knows kate loves lucy

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER 😭😭😭

whew that “you!” will haunt me for a while

kate’s little hopeful smile turning into devastation once lucy finishes her sentence is killing me ☹️

aww that jane and lucy scene 🥺

i really hope maggie isn’t evil cause i rlly like her

kate has lucy so fucked up she’s yelling at little old ladies like it’s her job 😭

“lucy, he was jogging.” pls

a body????

oh shit maggie

“maybe he left a thoughtful letter on your desk.” 😭

so disappointed in maggie ☹️

total fangirl moment for the shows first “previously…”

THE WIGS ARE SENDING ME

everyone’s eyes immediately snapping to lucy once kate walks in 😭 she deffo got the kids in the divorce

i love sola sm i need him to stay forever

MY GOD

maggie seems so unbothered

is he maggie’s son?

“i understand…more than you know.” BEWM

“you broke my heart, maggie.” “i know.” GOD

LMAO of course sola is on the ship

“you’re the type of woman she should grow up to be.” I HATE IT HERE

JANE CRYING IN ALEX’S ARMS I CANT DO THIS

@ maggie

i’m so excited for the rest of the season but ugh i can’t believe we have to wait til march 😩

#ncis: hawai’i lb #ncis hawaii #ncis: hawaii #ncis: hawai’i #ncis hawai’i #jane tennant #lucy tara #jesse boone #kate whistler #kai holman #ernie malik #alex tennant #julie tennant #maggie shaw #kacy #david sola #dalia reed #kate x lucy #lucy x kate

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merlinfic · 3 years

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group ask for lost fics #31

Hi y’all! Below are a few lost fics that us mods just can’t seem to find. That being said, we’re hoping that you lovely followers are able to help! If anyone knows any of the fics below please reply below or send in an ask with which anon/user and group ask that the fic corresponds when the ask is back open!

Note: previous group asks and all lost fics!

Anon 1 asked:

Hello! I’m looking for a fic i read a long time ago but the details are a bit fuzzy. It was a reincarnation fic where Gwen was Arthur’s PA and she was trying to keep Arthur and Merlin apart because she remembered their past and she wanted him to choose her. I remember her yelling that Arthur always chose Merlin in the end and it wasn’t fair or something along those lines?

Anon 2 asked:

hi guys! thank you for all your help and support to this community :) anyhooo could you find me a fic?

i remember it was 14 chapters long, ao3, and an arthur returns fic. the twist was that albion’s greatest need was merlin turning dark after being alone and tainted for so long (without an anchor). gwen’s reincarnation brought back arthur from the lake and freya put a barrier on him so merlin couldn’t see him. arthur stayed with gwen (who used to be merlin’s student and is again later). arthur moves in with merlin and so does gwen later on. merlin’s getting corrupted by his ‘darkness’ that is obsessed with serving arthur and only listens to him. i know the magical council tried to execute merlin but he transported them to australia or something. they find leon later on in the fic and morgana bonds with him as well. merlin blows arthur in the kitchen in one scene i think?? and they become guardians of earth at the end or something with this tattoo bonding ritual. thank you!!

Anon 3 asked:

Hi i was looking for this merlin fanfic based on the wild hunt i remember that merlin got possessed after touching something meant from arthur left by morgana after she was defeated. i also remember the arthur hot possessed by a goddess to “defeat” merlin.

Anon 4 asked:

Hi! I was hoping you guys could help me find a fic. I don't remember much of the setup, but Merlin ends up being kidnapped by an assassin/serial killer? Merlin couldn't defend himself because he kept seeing the future instead of the present? The killers son ends up helping the knights find Merlin. There was also a tree that he'd hang people from. Canon era, very dark. I'm almost certain I found it from this blog, but I haven't seen it in the tags and stuff I've looked through. Thank you so much

Thanks to @vaksurik-ozhika for suggesting Overheard by hujwernoo!

Anon 5 asked:

Hey guys, hope you're all okay, I wonder if you guys could help me find a fic that I've lost?

I don't remember much, but here we go:

Merthur and the knights were traveling to another kingdom or in a quest of some sorts, Merlin and Arthur were bickering like the old married couple that they've always been and the knights point out to them that they behave like that, they just dismiss it. They stop by a village and are welcomed by an actual old married couple, seeing how their behavior was similar to his and Arthur's merlin freaks out, try to call Arthur out for it, but Arthur simply kisses him. One of the knights, probably Gwaine, finds them and says something around the lines "it's about time", hope you can help me, kisses <3

Thank you @annielisiel-w-l for sending in Like an Old Married Couple by PJOfanatix!

@the-tortoise-lady asked:

Hi :) I hope you're all well!

I love your blog, it has guided me to most of my favourite fics ever!! And for that I will be forever grateful!

I remember reading a fic (a year ago?) Which was in a modern setting where Merlin and Arthur worked together and merlin still kind of had magic (which Arthur doesn't know) and tried to protect arthur by giving him lots of little charms like enchanted stones or sth, I think it was a magic reveal in the end

It was really cute, but I don't remember the name of the author sadly, maybe you can help?

Thanks to @kardolsher for suggesting Get Sick Soon by Polomonkey!

Anon 6 asked:

Hi! There was this one fic I read that I can’t find, it had merlin sitting on arthur’s lap and they were fucking a leon walked in and they didn’t stop. Do you guys know what it is? Thank you so much!

Thanks to @thelady-mary for suggesting A partner for life by ohmerthurcharm!

Anon 7 asked:

heeey you! I am searching for a fic and who else could I ask for help? It was something along the lines of Arthur being in a relationship but growing to slowly realize he was in love with Merlin. Arthur had this dream of eloping with Merlin so the knights along with Gwen (I believe Morgana also) made a plan so they would go on a quest and Arthur would “die” there, leaving Gwen to rule alone. Also, Morgana and Gwen were secretly together.

Anon 8 asked:

I’m looking for this story where it’s a modern au and Arthur thinks Merlin and Gwaine are dating but Gwaine is just a really bad boyfriend, but it turns out they were never dating. Does that sound familiar? I think it was on Ao3. Thanks in advance.

Thanks to @take-me-to-a-time-of-magic for sending in Getting It Right by SPowell!

Anon 9 asked:

Hello darlings! I wanted to know if any of you could help me find this fanfic. It was set on Canon Era and Arthur was split into three versions of himself, I remember one Merlin called Prat, and another he called Hero but Arthur called that one Coward. I don't remember much, but could you please help me?

Thanks to @dracopottermalfoy for suggesting Split by TheAsexualofSpades!

@alsomabs asked:

Hi there! I remember a fic — but only by this one segment of a battle, and have been desperately searching for it.

In this battle, Mordred is on Camelot’s side. An angry Wyvern is involved, who if I’m not wrong! Was spelled by Morgana? Merlin then falls off a turret because of the wyvern, but is protected by both his and mordred’s magic. Leon or someone afterwards is secretly feeding the wyvern I think. I’ve been going through so many tags but I can’t find it 😭

Part 2 of my ask is — how in the world do you remember fics (that you recommend!)? Do you catalogue them when you come across them, and store that to recc/help other’s find?

Thank you for the work you do!

To answer the second part of your question: personally, I don’t catalogue anything other than what gets posted here lmao. Finding fics, for me, just comes down to knowing how to search for things if I’m honest (I say as I’m making a massive post about fics we can’t find lmaooo). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Glad you found it! For those interested it’s so close and I'm halfway to it by ariadne_odair, which you need an ao3 account to view!

@graceworm asked:

Hi! I'm looking for a fic I read a while ago. It's a modern au in which Arthur + knights are frat boys, and Arthur has to have sex with Merlin in front of everyone (maybe as hazing? not sure), and in the end we learn that they're together and I think Merlin planned it. I looked through AO3 and the tags but I couldn't find it. Thank you!!

Glad you found it! For those interested it’s the lure would prove too much by minor_hue!

Anon 10 asked:

Hi! I was wondering if you could find a very specific fic for me. So Arthur Merlin and the knights get kidnapped by like 6 mages and they force Merlin and Arthur to have sex to get Merlin pregnant (there's a ritual involving potions and runes) and then after they are free to go with one mage (who they don't know is a mage) and they live in the castle until Merlin is going to give birth then the mage that come with them tries to kill Merlin and the baby cause she doesn't want to die, because the mages linked their life to the ritual to ensure that Merlin could get pregnant as one can't create a life without sacrificing another. I can't remember much else but I really hope you can find it for me! as I've been looking for years.

And as always this post will be updated if any fics are found!

#other: group asks for lost fics #other: lost fics #other: fic find #mod danielle

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khaleesiofalicante · 3 years

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OH MY GOD! ITS HAPPENING! Its only the summary and I’m emo 😂 I should be studying for my exams, but I have tomorrow for that ;)

Ok, lets do this:

UDHWIJSHW THEY ARE SO CUTE FOR EACH OTHER I CANT-

"He preferred to hide his heart away. But he couldn’t hide David. He didn’t want to. David deserved to be seen." Like father like son. Both speeking poetry about their love ones. (and no, Idk which father I'm talking about 😂)

“I don’t think they are fake dating,” David hummed from the other end. “You don’t talk for hours every night if you are just fake dating.” (THANK YOU DAVID! SOMEONE THAT ITS NOT BLIND)

"They like doing chores. Let them do it. They fight demons all day and then come home and do chores. I feel like it’s their form of therapy. They need this.”“So, by not helping them, we are technically helping them?” Bapa had asked and Max had nodded with a grin. “Shadowhunters are weird.” “True dat,” Max had laughed. They were all weirdos. But Max loved them anyway. He loved his weird shadowhunters. (The domesticity lf this is killing me in a good way🥺)

“Will you on a date with me? Tomorrow?” Max asked then – because why the hell not. (Hell yeah Max. Go big or go home babe😎)

“This date is going to be the best first date in the history of first of dates.” In retrospect, he really shouldn’t have said that. (I'm already feeling his chaotic ass will do something like Magnus did, but lets keep hope)

"Maybe Lexi and Liv would probably enjoy a date – a fake date - in the arcade." Could I be more in love with both of them?? Is that physically possible?? 💙

Elyaas giving Max dating advice!! Lmaooo 😂😂

"His parents would not be pleased if they knew Max was summoning demons for relationship advice. But they had also encouraged Max to make friends with everyone regardless of their identity. So, technically this was their fault. They gave him very mixed messages." YOU LIL SHIT. YOU ARE NOT WRONG THO...

FUCK. An attack??

You lil shit Max.

Yep, Rafael has to deal with it everyday 😂

OOMG YESS. THE ALIANCE RUNE!!

"So, when he got tired, he would simply fix the problem by eating. It was a win-win to be honest." I feel like I should say something, but tbh it makes sense

Ok, this fight is intense

Wait. Anjali is there??? What?

Oh ok, it wasn’t

“Say the thing!”Rafael groaned and raised his hands, the alliance rune lighting up.“I’m not just a shadowhunter,” Rafael said through gritted teeth. “I’m Magnus Bane’s son.” I'm dead 😂

THAT SCENE WAS EVERYTHING. LOVE THOSE TWO

“Well, demons are stupid,” Max pointed out. “Yeah, that makes sense,” Rafael said with a mouthful of food. “You are half demon after all.” “Asshole,” Max laughed and punched his brother.

“Text dad we are okay,” Rafael said, slowly recovering. “They will worry.”Max nodded and did that. (This just summ up sibling relationships so well *chef kiss*)

“It can be hard, Max. Bapak and dad…Sometimes I look at them and feel like I will never have what they have.” YUP. THEY HAVE SIBLINGS DYNAMIC. ALSO RAFAEL IS JUST 🥺🥺🥺

David got wounded???

Oh ok. False alarm.

Rafael sat down next to him and put Bapak’s head on his lap, gently massaging it.

“Are you okay?” dad knelt down next to his husband. “Just a little tired,” Bapak replied.A little tired. Max knew Bapak was fucking exhausted." "Bapak never showed it. He never complained. Max wondered what else he hid away from everyone else." “Okay,” dad whispered and kissed his husband on the head. “Get some rest, my love.” Bapak nodded and closed his eyes as Rafael hummed something softly. (Well, now I'm crying 😭😭)

" His niece found an herbal medication that helps with the pain.” ANJALI!! I LOVE HER💙💙

"Dad finally smiled and went out to the balcony, phone in hand. He seemed to hang out in the balcony a lot lately" No no no. I dont like this. Babe find a better copying mechanism!!

"Bapak smiled then. A brilliant grin. The one dad probably fell in love with." jsyeihdiej I cant🥺💙

"Bapak sniffed when dad sat down next to him and gave him an odd look. But he didn’t say anything." Magnus tell him something. I dont like where this is going😭

“Does that mean Bapak is a capitalist?” Max asked. “Do not drag me into this!” Bapak protested and dad laughed at that" Ahh yess. Typical family discussions 😂

"David: Mr Herondale yelled “Yes! Two out of three!” (😂😂 I HONESTLY LAUGHED WAY TO HARD!!)

“Well, no! I don’t want drama. But I want you to be dramatic so I can tell you not to be dramatic!” I would like to say WHAT? but I honestly get it 😂

“Also, we all know you had an embarrassing crush on Uncle Jace growing up,” Rafael snickered. “And you definitely still have a crush on Uncle Jem.” Oh god 😂😂 but I mean... Who doesn't have a crush on Jem?

“Oh yeah?” Max demanded. “Well then let me explain your type. You are probably going to fall for someone who is like a combination of Aunt Izzy and Aunt Lily! Some femme fatale type who is a heartbreaker and looks like a supermodel and-” Boy got it right huh? 😂

“You two are dating?” dad demanded. “Since when? Who else knows about this? Why didn’t you tell us before? Were you dating when you were in London? Magnus, did you know about this?” “There you go!” Max yelled triumphantly. “That’s the dramatic reaction I was looking for. Thanks, dad!” lmaooo 😂😂

"And that’s how the next hour turned out to be the most painful and most embarrassing hour of his life." I. I have no words

“I’ll have you know this conversation utterly traumatized me. I demand financial compensation.” “Not happening,” dad said into his coffee, and Max groaned before walking back into his room. (THAT FAMILY 😂😂)

" I tried to hurt your father once.” OH no, the angst is coming

" He didn’t know about this. He knew about their story. Everyone did. The accords hall kiss. The fight in Edom. The changing of the law. Their love was legendary. Not this!" THIS IS BRINGING BACK SO MANY FLASHBACKS

“All I know is that I was terrified. I love your father. I love Magnus more than anything in the world. And I didn’t want to lose him. And I didn’t know what to do.” 😭😭 NOT AGAIN!!

"When you love someone so much, sometimes you do crazy things.” THIS

" Love had made a fool out of them. Love had made them blind." Yup. tsc: a summary

"When you love someone, you have to be honest with them" And THAT is character development!!

"They called it The Jem effect." I'm using this from now on 😂💙💙

"Uncle Jem was wearing a tank top and and ripped jeans." So its time for SIMP over Jem Carstairs? Okey then.

"In fact, he used to have a crush on both Tessa and Jem. It’s how he had found he was bisexual." Same here 😂

“MINA! I SWEAR TO LILITH I AM GOING TO GET YOU BACK FOR THIS!” OH MY GOD I LOVE MINA!!

“In my defense, I was busy!!” “Oooo, someone has been getting busy!” Mina WINKED. (You lil shit! I love her 💙)

He didn’t know he could blush!!!

" They had gone to hell and back for Roman. It wouldn’t have been possible if not for Catarina. She was, and always has been, a miracle worker." Again, I love my queen💙💙

“I believe in Mavid supremacy.” ME TOO

"There is something so queer about Ferris wheels!" Someone needed to say this

"They had their own space in the spiral fucking labyrinth. These fucking legends." I BELIEVE IN WARLOCK TEAM SUPREMACY

"But Ragnor had always had a soft spot for Rafael." 🥺🥺

I love my warlock squad so much I cant-

Ragnor is so done😂

“I don’t want to lose him,” Max said it out loud for the first time. “But you will, Max,” Catarina said gently. “Everyone loses people they love. Every day. It’s how life works.” (its to early to be crying)

“Yes, we do,” Ragnor replied. “But it also means we fall in love over and over. Century after century. It’s our blessing.” (these warlocks are just to perfect)

“And that love is going to last for a lifetime,” Tessa said softly. “Can you imagine that? Someone loving you for centuries. Someone remembering you for eternity. Doesn’t that sound wonderful?” 🥺🥺

David deserved to be loved like that – endlessly and impossibly. (OK BUT THE PARALLEL)

Tessa should definetly write a guidebook

“Je t’aime à la folie,” Max said.David’s eyes widened. “Vraiment?“ "Je t’aime. Je t’aime de toute mon âme. Je t’aime pour toujours.” ( I literally screamed and woke up my sister, I just love them so much!!!)

"David smiled. The smile Max fell in love with" 🥺🥺

“I know I am not your forever and I am okay with that.” Max bit his lip. “Okay.” “But you are mine,” David said. “You know that, right?” (ksidjdldk its just all this was beautiful!)

“I got it all planned,” Max said – for someone who had no idea what he was going to do." (Me as I should be studying 😂)

" And you were just scared. You were just a kid." “I just…I just realized you might not have had that when you were growing up – that there might not have been people you could talk to about these things.” THAT!! LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

"Max pulled him closer and kissed him again. Every kiss a promise. A promise to love. A promise to fight. A promise to survive" I would die for this two

OMG he took him to the Celestial Palace!! Thats so perfect and 🥺🥺

“Oh mon dieu! Ceci est incroyable! Il y a tellement de livres! Oh mon dieu! Je l'aime tellement!”💙💙 Idk how you manage to make me love David even more

“Of course he doesn’t hate you!” Max chuckled. “But he did say he will put your nerd ass in the silent city if you don’t bring me home by 11.” David blinked. “You’re joking, right?” “Of course,” Max grinned. His father had actually said that but there was no need to scary poor David any further. (😂😂 Imagine having the Consul as father-in-law, poor David)

“Yeah, not good with words my ass,” Exactly!! They say they are not good with words and procede to recite poetry of their love one??!!

Ughh I love this chapter so much and I loved how they deal with the inmortality thing! I just love when people comunicate and talk to each other! THATS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP! And how they didn't repeat Alec and Magnus mistake. I just love it! *chef kiss*

Anyway, this was really long and it took to open notes to fullfill, so i'll just leave💙💙

Bro I just felt like I read the whole chapter again and I am feels. I AM FEELS SEND HELP. Not me catching feels over my own shit lmaooooo.

Thank you so much. I have some work to do and I was like meh and now I have some energy to do it lol. I hope you spend tomorrow studying! You better!! Good luck!

ps - I love you notice the parallels and references. It makes me lil heart go boop!

also why do I feel like y'all are eternally doing exams????

#ily thank youuuu #lbaf

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zozophoenixxx · 3 years

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Friendly reminders about The Flash⚡️

Things I had forgotten or little details I just noticed on my rewatch, maybe even Unpopular Opinions 🤭👀

✨Season 4✨

Even though this was honestly one of my least favorite seasons it was pretty interesting to watch and it had some pretty cool, badass and hilarious scenes lmao

Ok but the intro on the first episode was kinda cool

Cisco, wally and Joe working together... we stan 🙌🏼

Also the new star labs tables and tech make it look pretty cool

Samuroid, Kilg%re, Hazard, Amunet Black, T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r, Black Bison, The Thinker, Bᵣₐᵢₙₛₜₒᵣₘ, 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ, Prank and Trickster Jr., Dwarfstar, m̾e̾l̾t̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾p̾o̾i̾n̾t̾, Null, The folded man

Ramsey Deacon aka Kilg%re

Rebecca Sharpe (Becky) aka Hazard

Ralph Dibny aka the elongated man

T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r

Mina Chaytan aka Black Bison

Dominic Lance aka Bᵣₐᵢₙₛₜₒᵣₘ

Neil Borman aka 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ

Sylbert Rundine aka Dwarfstar

Izzy Bowen

Matthew Kim aka m̾e̾l̾t̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾p̾o̾i̾n̾t̾

Janet Petty aka Null

Edwin Gauss aka the folded man

Wally can speak Japanese😂

Joe being able to forgive Caitlin after what she did is amazing I love them 🥺

West-Allen kiss count (approximately): 46 😘

Cisco being upset because he was at the "doghouse" in ep2 is hilarious

"Rule number 1, when a girl say it's fine, it's not fine" i- I'd be happy with Cisco as my boyfriend

Gypsy's gorgeous bro 🤩

Ok i'm sorry but that "we are the flash" bothers me

Not Cisco, Barry, and Caitlin playing laser tag... AGAINST KIDS😂💀 And Cisco really went "you have failed this city" I love them (ep3)

Jesse just broke up with Wally... With a…

Breakup cube i-

HARRY IS SO AWKWARD

Joe being lost or done with everything going on around him is hilarious, and he also looked so sad when Cecile asked him to sell the house

Iris and Barry really would've gotten married out of the blue if it hadn't been for Kevin (the lil boy in ep3) LMAOOO

This boy really used cinnamon incense on purpose when the father was allergic to it and just went :) ┐(´ー｀)┌

"no need to shame the little boy" I-

We love Barry defending little kids 🥺

I liked Cisco's shirt in this episode

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

Not Wally leaving 🥺😩

BAHHAHHSXHAHSGHASGAH Joe's reaction when Cecile told him she was pregnant

OMG just realized that in the beginning of ep4 when Cisco and Gypsy are making out on Cisco's bed that… BRO I-

After Cisco asked Gypsy what her real name was she went to the bathroom and he stayed in bed but went to look for something in the little night table… that something was probably a condom… Y'ALL WHAT BAHBSAHBSHAS

Ralph Dibny used to be a dirty cop, I had Completely forgotten about this man

I just noticed that every time that Barry goes into a new room he looks around and i guess he tries to grasp as much information of it as possible and it's kinda cute

I like how Breacher always has a serious face but when Gypsy talks to him he smiles 🥺

CISKY KABDjahdHAHDSH

Also Breacher being Danny Trejo (Machete) from Spy Kids

"Good people don't destroy lives and call it noble"

Gypsy's real name is Cynthia and Breacher's Josh

Girl Night's out was an awesome episode, I mean we got to see the girls working together, Felicity, Drunk Barry and Cecile going #feminism it's just great

Amunet was kinda funny lmao Annoying but funny lol

BAHSHAHHA that scene when they get mugged by the guy that try to mugged Barry in s1 is hilariousss (ep6)

Ok but Black Bison (Mina) was right like why are things that belong to people that are still here in a museum?

Uff istg I hate Marlize sm like she's so manipulative and she just slapped Barry like bro u know ur guilty he's just doing his job ugh, I know she becomes good at the end but still 😤🙄

Harry and Caitlin 🥺

I love how Cisco's powers improved throughout the seasons. Like at the beginning he needed his goggles to vibe and now he just did it without them.

Bro even tho Amunet is evil she really just encouraged Caitlin and let her know that she is amazing for her, not only for killer frost.

I like Iris and Caitlin's friendship

The fact that she decided to go after Caitlin, instead of Barry shows how good of a leader she is

"those white girl dreads came straight from the 90s" BAHSHAHHA I love Cisco

Bro no wth I only saw Dominic for one episode and I already loved him 🥺

UGHHHH He didn't do anything this is not fair it makes me so upset like it was so infuriating to see him go through trial for something he didn't do🥺

Ig that's what he felt like when his dad-

I-

Noooooo

Caitlin holding Iris's hand during trial 🥺

Ralph really protected Joe and prevented him from basically destroying his life by planting fake evidence on Marlize's shoes

Ok but I love 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ's episode because I think it's like the first time that we get to see Killer Frost fighting alongside them 🥺

They really helped Caitlin turn into Killer Frost with... puppies 🥺😂❤️

Bro the amount of people that are in jail for crimes they didn't commit makes me so upset

And the fact that he got the same cell as his dad 🤌🏼😩

"I'm the fastest mop alive" I love how even when he's in prison he's still finds a way to smile or make Iris smile i-

Zoey Clark was James Jesse's girlfriend and Axel Walker's mother.

Ralph's first superhero name was stretchy man

Lexi La Roche was Caitlin's childhood bully

Omg just saw Nora for the first time in s4 ehhh actually probably not the first time since I think she appeared in the crossover but I skipped that episode so oh well 😂

She's so awkward- her Barry is showing lmaoooo

OMG I love this, Cecile just found out she can read minds lmaooo

JOE'S FACE BAHSHHHAHAHA

SHE'S A TELEPATH

BULBASAUR BAHAHAHAHAHA

Big Sir's real name is Dave and i-🥺

BARRY'S A CHEATER ABSHAHAHH he cheated on poker lmaooo

Cecile would definitely be me if I had powers

Harry's actually pretty insecure

Mini Ralph and Mini Cisco are hilarious

I will forever love Big Sir like 🥺

The fact that he did get his happy ending 🥺☺️❤️

Bro I felt so bad when the bus metas were almost free and Devoe took them 🥺

I'm ngl I'd love to get a pep talk from killer frost

OMG THATS WHY HE NEEDED T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r i never really understood why he needed him but it was to keep Marlize in love

BAHSHAHHA I love Cisco "Ralph I love you but you sleep on a futon" (a damp futon)

AND IRIS "you nasty" JAHSHAHA

Ok but I love Izzy Bowen's energy, she reminds me of Laurel sm

I love how Harry calls Cecile- DA Cecile Horton

The Flash s4:E14 "Subject 9" minute 12:14 - Cisco yelling "Iris" with the voice Crack is the most hilarious thing I've seen today lmaoo

Just realized that the first time we saw Izzy Bowen she was singing Somethin' Bad which was probably foreshadowing what was going to happen with her character

Bro izzy🥺

"AH SON OF A BREACH" BAHSHAHHA

Iris being a speedster is kinda cool and I like that her lightning is purple :)💜⚡️

Cisco just saved Iris 🥺

Poor Cisco, Harry just destroyed his little airplane thingie he was working on because he was looking for his thinking cap that Joe had because Harry was getting addicted to it

And Joe noticed because Harry had the same symptoms as Francine did 🥺

Bro that scene in ep18 where Marlize and Iris are fighting is pretty badass, especially when Iris basically stabs herself to get rid of Marlize or when Joe makes it into the Cortex with the Samuroid's head in a pole lmaooo😂

Ralph and Killer Frost 🥺

I love Snart from Earth-X

Bro no I love Cisco and Gypsy I cried when they broke up 🥺

Amunet's real name is Leslie Jocoy

Diggle throwing up after running with Barry every single time is hilarious😂

I love it when Cecile inhabits other people's minds right when she's about to give birth BAHSHAHHA SHE REALLY IMPERSONATED JOE PERFECTLY

Joe and Cecile baby's name is Jenna Marie West🥺☺️

This house is bitchin' BAHAHAHA I hated this cliffhanger like I loved it bc it wasn't that bad but it was yk?😂

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apenapaperandadoofus · 4 years

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rfa with a mc that cannot remove the tampon?

Oop- sure lmao

RFA with an MC that can’t remove the tampon:

Zen:

You had just come home form being on set the whole day

You went to the bathroom while Zen changed clothes

You were taking a bit long, so Zen started ordering some food

But then he heard you call his name and he quickly went to the bathroom

“Zen help me I can’t take my tampon off and I’m panicking I think I’m going to cry”

Yea he will help you, honestly Zen got a bit worried for a second there that the tampon would just stay there forever lmao

Later you both have a nice dinner!

Yoosung:

He had to come all the way from uni because called him crying that you couldn’t take off your tampon

He’s honestly scared of that thing

While he helps you removing it he will cry, because he doesn’t want to hurt you and because he’s scared as fuck lmaooo

Also he may have glared at the box of tampons at one point

Also congrats! You may have traumatized ya boi for life, because even though he knows it’s normal, seeing the tampon and seeing that that thing could actually get stuck inside you?

His worst nightmare

Later when you both calm down he makes you some delicious food!

In the end he’s happy nothing happened to you!

Jaehee:

You were in the bathroom crying because the tampon wouldn’t come off

She tries to hide her laugh but she can’t help it!

She thinks it’s funny and adorable

But of course she helps you, even though she’s laughing the whole time!

If you get pouty she will kiss your nose and forehead to get you to forgive her!

Jumin:

All that expensive ass education didn’t prepare him for this sort of stuff 😎

His rich ass doesn’t know what to do

I mean he KNOWS what to do but at the same time he’s like oh crap I’m not prepared

But later he helps you

Also I will not turn this into a 50 Shades Of Gray situation where he bangs you in the bathroom just like that lmao, that scene was....the whole time I was reading it like: 👁👄👁 sir i-

He’ll bring you to the shower and then bang you there y’know?

Saeyoung:

He also thinks it’s a bit funny when you come calling for his help pftt

You will be in the bathroom, probably crying and yelling at Saeyoung that you seriously can’t get the tampon off

“Aw come on Y/N, you’re ovary-acting”

“Why don’t you just let it be and go with the flow~”

He gets punched lmao

Of course, later he will help you

But just expect for him to tease you about that forever and to make more period jokes

#mystic messenger #saeyoung choi #jumin han #yoosung kim #jaehee kang #mysme zen

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shijiujun · 4 years

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2020 Because of You: Episode 2

This episode CRACKED ME UP even though there was ZERO ROMANCE in this well other than Dad and Lin Xun’s mom in the past and even that was documenting their split sighs but IT WAS STILL HILARIOUS I NEVER APPRECIATED HOW HANDSOME 2ND BRO IS? WOW HE IS HANDSOME OKAY WHAT IS HIS NAME... ah okay his english name is Will Chang lmao okay yes Will is ridiculously handsome too altho no one can top Lee Si Kang atm

The Korean & Chinese language switcher: Wow, I still have NOT gotten used to that like YJC is speaking and thinking in Korean and everyone else has Google Translate installed in their brains I still cannot wrap my brain around that even tho I can understand half the Korean without subs BUT STILL

No CP scenes in this one: BUT we do get YJC being all cute and going to Lin Xun’s house to give him a gift THIS OPPA HAS IT BAD FOR LIN XUN OKAY I TOLD YOU GUYS I RECOGNISED THE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT LOOK but anyway he doesn’t get to see him, and then we get Lin Xun being all sad and also yelling at his not-Dad (DEFINITELY NOT HIS DAD OKAY OTHERWISE IT’S INCEST ALR) for being a rude asshole over the phone

Fights between the brothers: EXCELLENT and quite funny AND I NEVER EXPECTED 2ND BRO TO BE THE MEDIATOR?!!!! like YJD is the one kind of speaking up for big bro and asking third bro to calm down NEVER EXPECTED I THOUGHT IT’D BE THE OTHER WAY ROUND

4th son saga: OKAY so like I love how Dad made the leap that Lin Xun is his son like it was a pretty far leap like he was SO SURE THAT Lin Xun’s mom HAD to have his kid never mind they haven’t seen each other in a gazillion years and thus starting his three sons on a wild good chase for Lin Xun

So in episode two we get:

We start off with Lin Xun and his mom in a wheelchair who’s terminally ill, and if you guys read the character profiles you’ll know that Lin Xun’s mom used to be lovers with the brothers’ Dad, and they were childhood friends - Anyway, Lin Xun’s mom tells him to call the old lover when she dies

And we fast forward to Lin Xun packing up his mom’s stuff, because also if you read the character profiles (otherwise this info comes as a bit abruptly XD) his mom dies while Lin Xun is saving YJC (because his phone dropped when they rode off on his motorbike and the hospital called him then, so he missed the call - all of which is kind of unexplained in the 2nd ep)

ANW Lin Xun is berating himself for saving the korean oppa because otherwise he would have been able to see his mom for the last time

So he finds the slip of paper with the Dad’s number written on it (I call him Dad but HE IS NOT LIN XUN’S DAD argh) and so he calls the number and Dad picks up and it takes him like two sentences to figure out that Lin Xun is calling on behalf on his mom and he asks Lin Xun to get his mom to talk to him (he doesn’t know that it’s her son he’s speaking to at this point)

And Lin Xun passes on the message: “She asked me to tell you that you lost, after all” - And cue flashback to Dad and Mom splitting and they bet each other that they would never see each other again until either of them dies and of course Dad is like wtf she was the love of my life kind of and she’s dead I’m grieving and in disbelief and he yells at Lin Xun to get his mom to talk to him

Lin Xun basically yells at him for yelling and mentions on the way that that’s his mother and when Dad hangs up his SHOOKETH HIS FIRST THOUGHT IS... SHE HAS A SON... AND THAT SON IS MINE... never mind that they haven’t seen each other in forever, he doesn’t know how old this son is etc. etc.

Dad gets secretary to call all his sons to meet him the next morning and this interrupts CUTE LITTLE YJC WHO’S AT LIN XUN’S HOUSE DOWNSTAIRS BY HIS MOTORBIKE WITH A BAG OF TREATS I ASSUME, TO THANK LIN XUN FOR SAVING HIM EVEN THO HE WAS A TOTAL ASSHOLE AT HIS HOUSE

He’s smiling so cutely to himself like LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?!!! CALLED IT

but dad’s secretary calls and unfortunately he has to go back to the office to meet the Dad before meeting Lin Xun

Cue all three brothers reuniting at the office and LMAOOO 3RD BRO IS LIKE WHAT YOU DOING HERE and big bro is still Korean mode so he’s like why aren’t you talking to me in proper formal Korean to show your elders respect NEVER MIND that in Chinese we don’t have that kind of differentiation in language and tense/form and he’s like you should at least call me big brother right?

THIRD BRO BRINGS OUT THE RECEIPTS: “When I was kidnapped and the kidnappers called you, you just hung up on them! What did you mean huh?!” I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER

Anw 2nd bro mediates and then they go see Dad and LMAOOO okay going to make a The Untamed reference between Dad and Jin Guang Shan because they both have plenty of women hanging around them but DAD IS A BIT MORE SUAVE THAN THAT

2nd bro’s mom is living very happily off the alimony she gets from Dad and is now has a Thai bf

3rd bro’s mom refuses to divorce Dad until she can get one-third of his assets

Dad’s reaction: That’s very good, glad to see she’s (2nd) happy and that she (3rd) has determination LMAOOOO love it

And big bro’s Korean mom is dead :( and obviously big bro is pissed about that, thinking that she’s dead because of Dad

So Dad announces: I’VE GOT A FOURTH SON OUTSIDE

CUE first, second and third bro going, one after the after: “DOES MY MOM KNOW” or in big bro’s case “DID MY MOM KNOW!?”

So Dad promises the sons that whoever can bring Lin Xun back to him, he’ll grant them a wish including his current position and wealth, then passes them Lin Xun’s file and photos

Then OOOH LOOK AT BIG BRO YJC GOING: *in korean* Lin Xun? It’s him?

NEXT EP WE HAVE: CP3 breaking into Lin Xun’s house and going through his mom’s diary (argh dumbass cp pls be nicer than that!!) and we have CP2 trouble in paradise with CP3 Yue Rong’s older sister going after CP2 Xiang Shi, and CP2 2nd bro is like where did he go?! And we get a cute shot of YJC and LX

#2020因为爱你 #2020 because of you #2020Because of you #2020BoY #because of you #honestly idk how this show is going to finish in 10eps #like... how #HOW?!!!#SUMMARY #spoilers

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tinesleftnipple · 4 years

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episode 7 synopsis

spoiler warning (obviously)

Xiang haoting’s sis finds him sitting outside, looking very discuraged. He’s reflecting on himself and questioning if he’s actually dense when it comes to other ppl’s feelings

little sis comforts him, saying that he’s a really kind person, he should just be more attentive to others

Lu zhigang sits in the store, thinking about what Sun boxiang told him (and thinking about the kiss hehehe).

the next day, Haoting meets up with his girlfriend. He apologizes and explains that he can’t be with her anymore, because he likes somewhere else.

[10 outta 10 acting from Li siyu I almost cried]

Haoting and Boxiang just chillin in the park. Haoting asks Boxiang if he confessed. Boxiang replies, yeah, and i got the death sentence. Haoting: are you giving up?

Boxiang: he says I’m too young, and that there’s no such thing as forever.

Haoting decides to help his bro. He goes to Zhigang’s shop and starts telling him about how Boxiang is genuine, pure, and a virgin. Lmaoooo. He gets himself worked up and starts yelling at Zhigang. Boxiang arrives on scene and tries to stop him. He’s learned from last time and doesn’t want to bother Zhigang at work.

Yu xigu arrives for his shift and Zhigang calls Boxiang to go have a chitchat in the alleyway

Zhigang explains that he invests everything when he’s in a relationship. Basically he lacks security and will be needy, and thinks that it will be too much for Boxiang. Boxiang asks if he’s saying all of this to make him give up. Zhigang: then have you given up?

Boxiang walks away and so does Zhigang. But then Boxiang runs back.

Boxiang: I don’t know if I understand. I don’t know how to make you happy. I don’t know what I should do when you’re angry. I can’t solve these problems right now, but I’m Sun Boxiang. I know what I want. I only want you. It’s okay if you don’t want to love anymore. Just let me love you. Please believe me, I’ll use my all to prove to you that I love you.

Zhigang hugs him and says: you can’t lie to me [about this promise]

Boxiang smiles and says that he won’t

Zhigang: this is the first time someone has said this to me.

Haoting follows Xigu home again lmaooo. Haoting asks to go upstairs. He wants to talk.

Inside Xigu’s tiny apartment, it’s a bit awkward. Haoting starts explaining himself.

Haoting: I’ve been trying to find a chance to apologize. After i screwed up your test, I felt really guilty, that’s why I followed you. I wanted to properly say sorry. And I broke up with Li siyu. It wasn’t my intention to mess up your job at the bar, it’s just that- [it’s a gay bar and he was hella worried lmao]

Xigu: I was just there for work-

Haoting: I really like you!

And then he kisses Xigu. alsdkjfl;KJFAL;SKDJFLKAS. Xigu is surprised but closes his eyes. When he opens them again he makes eye contact with Haoting and jolts back.

Xigu: I don’t like boys

Haoting: I’ve never liked boys either. But i’m very sure, I like you. I’m being genuine, I hope you can trust me.

Haoting leaves and is all shaky just outside the door lololoool

Li siyu is crying and her two friends are comforting her. The two friends want to get back at Haoting.

the next morning at school Xigu arrives to see breakfast on his desk. He thinks back to all the moments with Haoting.

End episode

#history 3: modc #history 3: make our days count #history 3: 那一天 #mine #i wanted to add pics but tumblr is not letting me #onto episode 8 then

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papistark · 5 years

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Okay. I’ve allowed a night to let everything sink in. I’m ready to talk about Endgame now.

*cinemasins voice* spoilers!! (duh..)

so the wounds are still fresh. v v v v v v v v v fresh. but my thoughts during the entire movie were just OMG IM TRYING TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE THING THAT IS HAPPENING SO I CAN REMEMBER IT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE BEFORE i inevitably go see this movie again

This is what the movie reduce me to like 99% of the time btw

now, I’m gonna try and break this up to be as organized as possible into 4 main sections which will be general thoughts, the highs, the lows, and closing thoughts. that may sound organized but I promise it won’t be and as always I’ll have to use bullet holes to even stay relatively "organized"

I'm sure I'm leaving stuff out that I either loved or would wanna discuss but tbh the ENTIRE FILM i was just like GOD I WANNA REMEMBER THIS FOREVER!! Every scene that happened i was like god there's still 3 hours of stuff that's going to happen but I want to remember it all!!!

Overall

this movie was good. and i’m mad it was so good and i found it so enjoyable for how dirty they did me. The pacing was pretty well done for a first viewing, but I'm sure after a couple rewatches I'll get caught up on the occasional misstep in the pacing and general direction the story took, but I really liked it!!

I thought the Thor stuff was kinda distasteful and honestly a joke that ran too long. Like ha ha okay we get it but also? He went through so much fucking trauma can we just lay off him? Damn? I don't wanna linger too much on it bc honestly the more I think about it the more I get upset the russos did him dirty

all the callbacks??? made me so emotional????? eleven years and almost two dozen films guys holy fucking shit it felt like such a good homage to bring stuff back

Yo literally when they went up to busted ass thanos i leaned over to my bf and whispered "are they just gonna kill thanos in the first ten minutes is that allowed" and uh YEP! WOW

Also the opening scene being Clint's family getting dusted... gasps in my theater y'all they went in hard on us

TIME HEIST!!!!!! FUCK marvel knows how to take you on a fun journey!! The concept was so fun!!

I also appreciate them mixing up the plot a bunch to keep us guessing!! Like fuck, when Thanos was finding out through Nebula... future nebula talking to past gamora i was SO SOFT... sisters...

Hulk was... weird. It felt a weird kind of fanservicey for a little bit, and honestly a little out of place? But. Eh. Wasn't the worst part. Certain parts of it were fun! I think I got used to it haha

Everyone looked. So good. After the time jump. Damn. Thank you make up department for everyone's new looks. I live for silver fox tony always.

I loved seeing Loki again i know it was so little content BUT I DONT CARE I'LL ALWAYS LOVE MY FUCKING PRINCE

We didn't get as much Nebula and Tony content as I was hoping but god it was so cute and tender in the beginning. Imagine all that bonding. Nebula finding tony on the floor, knowing he's on the brink of death, and propping him up in the seat :'(((( tony helping fix nebula :(((( the father daughter relationship we deserved and didn't get to see come to fruition.

AMERICA'S ASS. THANK YOU SCOTT LANG.

All the New York flash back was so fucking fun. The elevator scene. Brilliant. I really thought they were gonna recreate but it was such a fun tease. Also cap making fun of his past self for saying "i could do this all day" I SCREAM why do the Russo's get steve so well

Carol taking a direct punch in the face from Thanos without even flinching? We stan a goddess

ALSO SHORT HAIRED CAROL YESSSS I LIVED!!!!! YES!!!! (But also that movie could've used like way more Carol thats just mY OPINION)

Also AGAIN, I DON'T CARE THAT IT WAS FAN SERVICE, STEVE WEILDING MJOLNIR WAS E V E R Y T H I N G. They have TEASED US since that one middle avengers movie we don't talk about that he was worthy and!!! Our!! Son!! Is!! Fucking!!! Worthy. And the scene of thor making him swap w/ him "you get the little one" i screamed bitch

also I was living for how much Steve swore in this film lol literally fuck joss Whedon's characterization we don't know her!

Valkyrie on a Pegasus thank you THANK YOU i was living

That entire final action scene..... holy fucking shit y'all. It was just crazy enough without being too crazy. I loved the callback to the original long continuous shot

THE HEAVENS OPENED UP AND SANG WITH THAT A-FORCE SCENE. YES. ALL THE MARVEL LADIES LINING UP. THEY ARE HERE AND THEY ARE THE STRONGEST OF US ALL. A-FORCE. FUCKING A-FORCE. Thank you Russo's for my LIFE

Carol's little "hi peter parker :)" god i love them. I love peter. My fucking spider son. I missed him so much. I missed Tom Holland's sweet peach little face AH I CRIED WHEN HE SHOWED BACK UP

Also last kind of ~general~ thought i know i don't get time travel at all and it is an instant way to confuse me in any franchise but wouldn't steve doing what he did fuck literally everything up idk we'll get to steve in a bit

Highs

morgan

fucking

stark

I CAN’T BELIEVE I GOT FED WITH SUCH GOOD TONY CONTENT THIS FILM ONLY FOR THEM TO STOMP ON MY HEART LMAOOO

DAD TONY BEING AS LOVING AND DOTING AND SWEET AND TENDER W/ HIS DAUGHTER AS WE ALL HAVE HEADCANONED HIM TO BE FOR YEARS!!!

TONY GETTING HIS JUSTIFICATION IN BEING MAD not just mad but PISSED at Cap for how everything fell out. catharsis. felt good scoob.

speaking of good tony content of course i need to just take a moment to YELL ABOUT STONY thank you russos for the fan service thank you for having tony ogle and comment on steve rogers’ ass it almost makes up for all the pain and suffering

btw do y’all think the H. for Morgan’s middle name stands for Harley because I LIKE TO THINK SO

also am i lowkey annoyed that like half of viewers won’t recognize an adult ty simpkin at tony’s funeral at the end even tho i know i shouldn't be because ot everyone is a die hard BUT half the articles im looking up for reviews and shit of that scene literally all the results are “SO WHO IS THAT KID AT THE END OF ENDGAME” YOU FUCKING FOOLS IT’S TONY’S FIRST BORN SON HARLEY KEENER FROM IRON MAN 3. FUCKS. im getting off topic anyway i was just happy they brought him back because I am an iron man 3 enthusiast and his relationship with tony was SO important and this confirms that at the very least tony kept in contact with him over all these years!!! and he wasn’t just some insignificant blip

Not to be stony on main but steve being the first person to hold Tony again once he was back on earth :)))) wrow.

Also the first thing tony telling him being "I lost the kid" WOW BREAK MY HEART MORE HUH!! WHY NOT!!

The first thing Peter doing when he saw Tony again :'') just rambling about everything that happened and tony just so happy to see him alive and hugging him so tight I'M NOT FINE!! NOTHING WILL EVER BE FINE AGAIN!!!

I appreciated the closure with Howard like?? A lot?? I'm the last person to be a Howard stark apologist, but I think his character and his relationship w/ Tony and how Tony viewed him as a father and as a man was so well crafted throughout the series??? Idk I liked that scene it was good to my baby.

And now a pOSSIBLY CONTROVERSIAL~~ opinion but..... I loved Steve's ending. I really did. I thought he got a beautiful and fitting ending and I was so happy. It meant so much especially to hear his reasonging being that in a way, he did it for Tony. He was inspired by what Tony told him. He saw Tony get his happy ending and for so many films now Steve has been searching for that and he missed an entire life. Tony helped him realize that. It just made me!! So emo!! Like Bucky's face when he knew Steve wasn't gonna be coming back. Steve's last convo w/ Sam. It was just amazing. I can't believe I'm seeing hot takes from people calling Steve selfish or blaming the fact that the Russos have a boner for Steggy or whatever. Who cares!!! Steve got his happy ending and it was well deserved and a wonderful arc!! Lay off him bc you ship him w/ Bucky or tony more damn!!!! (Idk about the timeline y'all dont come for me i really have no idea i think the Russos just said fuck it for that one even when talking about not fucking up the timeline)

Lows

Natasha deserved better. She did. I understand why they took her character arc the way that they did, and honestly, this is the first time I've felt we've seen Natasha have even a modicum of actual character traits since like, Iron man 2 and Avengers 1. She found purpose in keeping the family together and trying to help the people left living, while never stopping or losing contact with anyone else in their endeavors to fix what Thanos broke. As tired as I am of seeing a female character die for ~man pain~ this felt like so much more than that. In the end Nat wanted to sacrifice herself for the greater good, and that's what she did. I'm still fucking upset though, even though they've butchered her character across almost all the films she's been in

Thor being turned into an entire fucking joke. That's it. I got nothin left for the writers at this point.

So..... let's talk about Tony's death, shall we

"You can rest now" broke me. It truly did. I've never loved any fictional character across any medium as much as I have loved Tony Stark. But Pepper's line at the beginning "you'll sleep, but will you rest?" Is so fucking telling. I think I immediately knew for sure in that moment. Because she's right. And that's the worst part.

Peter :)))) finally :)))) calling :))))) tony :)))) by :)) his :)))) first :)) name :))) as he was dying :)))) asking him not to go the same way he told tony he didn't want to go when he was getting dusted GOD. AND WE THOUGHT THAT SCENE IN INFINITY WAR WAS ROUGH. HAD N O T H I N G ON THIS.

No offense but where was Rhodey when Tony was dying lmao ok

That funeral scene.... seeing everyone there drawn together..... god. It was beautiful. It really was.

Of course I'm not happy. I'm extremely fucking upset. I knew tony wielding the gauntlet would be coming, but I thought they would find a way for him to make it out alive. As soon as they were showing that even the hulk couldn't handle it with the gamma radiation, I knew the nail was going to be in the coffin.

All that aside... what I can say, is that if they HAD to kill him off, I think it was a proper send off. We saw so many arcs of Tony's come to a close, and I knew it was just a matter of time. Also that being said, I really don't believe in death being necessary to end a character's arc. Yeah yeah blah blah we get the sad and tragic but TRUE message that at the end of the day death is inevitable and that tony had to sacrifice himself for the greater good. He and Strange both knew it, and as soon as Strange held up that finger I knew that was it for him.

It wouldn't be so hard if they hadn't given us everything they did with tony after the 5 year jump. He healed. He was HAPPY. But pepper was right, and as long as Tony was alive... he would never truly /rest/. And that's the only way I'm able to make peace with this death. Tony has always been a character who was just going going going, never going to stop even if it killed him, all to protect the ones he loved, and protect the whole world and make it a better place. He had a beautiful story that was told so well over these past eleven years, with admitted shortcomings here and there. He had the most cohesive trilogy films, the best character development and arcs, and an incredible portrayal. I'm grateful for it, but that doesn't make it any easier that they decided to go and show us that Tony was able to FINALLY settle down with Pepper and see him find the best version of himself as a husband to her and a father to his little baby girl. A baby girl that now has to grow up without her dad, and pepper has to go on without her husband, the love of her life. It's fucking tragic and honestly, we didn't need that imho lmao

The hardest parts is that like.... idk. I feel like the only reason they killed him is for shock factor, but somehow without the shock? A lot of us felt or were worried that this was coming. I think the russos and co. We're just totally set on the idea that like... tony HAD to die and that was the only way for this arc to come to a close not just WITHIN the universe, but meta, outside of the MCU as well. They did the same thing with Hugh jackman as Logan and that shit HURTED me y'all. Eleven years we had RDJ give us this amazing character and he is the SOLE reason the MCU is where it is today. So you know what, the Russo's and everyone can circle jerk about how much ~poetic justice~ there is in this ending for Tony, but at the end of the day... it just ain't it fam.

Realistically I know after wielding the infinity stones there is no way Tony, a human, could've survived, even with his armor on. I knew that. And as biased as I am towards seeing Tony living, if he had wielded the stones and NOT died? It would've felt cheap. So again, if they had to end his life, I appreciate the way they did it and thought it was the best send off they could've given him. I also would've appreciated some kind of alternate option where oh i dont know carol or someone strong enough could've handled the snap and tony could live the rest of his days with his wife and daughter and found family but..... ig that's just me huh.

:(((( Happy asking Morgan what she wanted and her saying "cheeseburgers" SHE'S JUST LIKE HER DADDY I AM SO!!! UPSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And last thought is that I fucking cried AGAIN because the biggest applause moment was during the credits when RDJ's name appeared. My theater gave a standing damn ovation. Also the very last sound after it faded to black... Tony hammering away, building the very first Iron Man suit.... that shit hurted.

If any of y'all read this and wanna yell about stuff w/ me I WELCOME YOU INTO MY DMS LMAO PLS MESSAGE ME I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO CRY WITH!!!

#avengers spoilers #endgame spoilers #avengers endgame #endgame #have my classic word vomit long ass post after a marvel movie mess of a review lmaoo #long post

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lucindarobinsonvevo · 7 years

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First Thoughts: Dr Blake s5 ep1

Frankly this is my ideal episode of Dr Blake. very severe spoilers under the cut.

Charlie got angry, got punched (by his own brother no less), abused Rose’s camera, yelled at Rose, cried, bonded with Hobart and had some good screen time with Matthew there is nothing else in the world I could ask for.

And I didn’t even have to watch Blake and Jean for more than like 7 minutes which is basically why I am giving this episode a hard 9 out of ten (to achieve a ten, the show would have to be based entirely around Charlie and that’ll never happen lol)

Rose has been demoted from favorite character to please never let her anywhere near Charlie again for the rest of her miserable fucking life. I mean what the fuck was she thinking, publishing things Charlie told her in private in the paper??? She got a dressing down and she deserved everything he said. Thinking he was gonna be just fine with that was the last damn straw. She didn’t even take the time to look upset with herself. I really loved Rose, but now? Yeah im with Seven. Fuck Rose.

Charlie getting beat up always makes me smile J

MATTHEW!!!!!!! Everyone’s favourite queer coded cop makes his triumphant return. And he even tried to stop Charlie reading the paper Rose overshared his whole life in lmaooo

What is Charlie’s life??

I WAS RIGHT. FUCK ME DEAD I WAS RIGHT. Poor as shit, raised in the slums, Dad was killed in the line of duty??? Hell even my shitty old headcanons that Charlie knew how to box were right??? The Fuck???

The kid playing Charlie’s brother is a great choice, so was his mother. Im with Charlie on the step daddy tho. Why is she marrying a man her dead husband arrested??? Why is she expecting Charlie to be okay with it when he clearly idolizes his dead father??

Now they’ve all vanished into the void forever I guess.

The scenes with Charlie and Ray were good, they had a good chemistry. The mother never had enough screen time for me to gauge their relationship. She wasn’t who I was expecting, I was expecting someone much harder around the edges than her, but Shirley Davis never did anything to push my opinion one way or another. *shrug*

I have no real comment on blake/jean. It was there, and I am ignoring it still.

Over all, a fantastic episode!!! I am glad I kept the faith this long lmao! All the actors did an amazing job with their scenes, especially Charlie Cousins, I think this is the first time ive seen him pull off some pretty amazing acting ever. I loved it so much, and I love him so much.

#first thoughts #mitzireviews #the doctor blake mysteries #spoilers #dr blake s5 spoilers

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briteboy · 7 years

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MORE ASKS I’VE BEEN IGNORING!!!!!!!

GET ‘EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT

P.S. ALL OF U WHO SENT ME THE CHAIN THINGY ILYSOMUCH

Why is her step-douche such a foken piece of shit? omg i hate him

some mysteries are never meant to be explained tbh. why is he so ugly and evil? who wronged him? but also who cares he’s in jail forever now good riddance ugly

I know this is probably really bad, but after I saw the newest molly posts, I thought of that video where the little girl is yelling "MISS KEISHA, MISS KEISHA, oh my fukin gosh she fukin dead"

OMFGFD I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THAT VIDEO WAS SO I JUST WATCHED IT AND I’M LAUGHIN

i don’t blame u i bet when it happens i’m gonna be like “u know she ded”

(To the previous anon) i agree with you so, so much! In Poland, these dumbass politicians are letting shooting pregnant bisons (?? Im not sure how they're called) become legal. Like BITCH WHAT. Can you imagine??? A fucking pregnant lil' cow getting shot????? I feel Molly's pain on an emotional level rn (sorry if this is too nsfw, just needed to get that outta my system...)

i think this was in response to someone saying that hurting pregnant women is one of the worst crimes but um WTF shooting animals at all makes me itchy but pregnant ones..............nah that’s......nah

it’s ok get it outta ur system i’m here 4 u

the first thing I check in the morning is your account.... you have me whipped! ;|

OMG WHA LMAO REALLY that’s wild. i feel like i’m the only one who looks at my page which is dumb but like idk i still feel like a little kid that no one cares about lmao. but then you guys exist and amaze me with your responsiveness every day and i just ;____________; ily all

hi Sunny. first of all i'm gonna say i love your story and your editing style so much! your blog is goals like literally. i need an advice if you don't mind. you always find such amazing angles for your pictures while mine are so boring. any tips or tricks you can share?

HI thank you so much ;-; sooooo i’ve been thinking about this question the past couple of times i went in game, trying to figure out how to describe how i take pictures. for one thing i live in tab mode lmao. meaning you press the tab button on your keyboard to go into camera mode and get all these sexy angles and super zoom and stufffff. i almost always zoom in super far idk why. so there’s one tip. i honestly just play around with going up and down with the q and e keys (i think?) until i find angles i like. i take a lottttt of pictures with so many different angles just so i have a lot to choose from. basically i try to focus on different things in each picture in order to get a mix of the most diverse and dynamic shots possible. you just need to experiment and get creative. i know that’s the most vague advice ever but really just try a new angle that you’ve never considered before and i bet you’ll get cool results. an interesting setting is also the biggest factor, because certain objects and their placements will give you interesting results.

i honestly want to print out your reaction pic to that one post and just hang it on my wall, put it in my heart locket necklace, stamp it on people's faces, start an email thread with it. i love it.

an add on to the last ask i sent about your reaction pic. i've been looking at it religiously since it was posted, and i dont regret a minute of it. LMAO I'LL STOP NOW.

SAKJDLJKGKSDAF STOPPPP LMAOOO i looked so ugly but that was my pure unadulterated reaction to that question and i trust you all to not judge my ugliness and instead share this reaction with me. i’m glad u liked it that much, i just printed it out and i’m cutting it into a small heart to put inside ur locket ok

everytime i hear cigarette daydreams by cage the elephant i think of a serious case of the novembers like its so fitting and then i get all emo when i listen to it lmao rip

OMMMMGGGGGGG YESSSSS how have i never made that connection before honestly. cage the elephant is one of my faves and i’ve seen them perform twice actually!! i’m watching the music vid for that song now and even that reminds me of my story ;-; i cry

thank you for sending this, and also i cry @ the fact that you used the actual title *dies* now this song is gonna make me emo til the end of time thx

i might sound like some crazy stalker fan but i just want to say you are so freakin awesome and nice and funny and cute and (i can go on forever) so caring! i love your blog so much and all the hard work and care you put into all your posts and followers. thanks for making my day and making me smile so much. you have no clue how much i look forward to seeing your posts and your hilarious hashtags and answers from asks and AMAZING story posts. im sorry i just wanted to let you know ur awesome ily

OFMG WHAT!!!!!! I AM ONLY AN EEL!!!!!! but no you don’t sound like a crazy stalker, i actually love this, you’re too sweet, thank you ;-; i’m just blushin so much reading this omg. YOU EVEN LIKE MY TAGS WOW that’s true love. ily ;-; <333

how do you get your sims' facial expressions to line up with your scenes? I feel like my sims' faces are never right :(

tbh i just use a lot of the same neutral poses...my go-to’s are @helgatisha‘s poses lol. they’re the easiest to work with when i do just plain talking scenes, and often i tweak my sims’ eyebrows and mouths with the liquify tool if i want them to look a bit more concerned, sad, mad, happy, etc., it works like a charm!! i also tend to play around with angles, you’d be surprised how much a different angle can enhance a scene.

Hey smol bean, I'm sent you an ask and now I feel bad that it probably made you feel anxious because you didn't answer it. It was the one about you not liking my posts, I have anxiety too so I'm sorry If I made you feel sad. I think I'm just looking for validation from people I look upto you get me? Anyway sorry again, don't worry about it! Love you!

hiya bb, i know you saw my answer to your original post (and i’m sorry it got some negative attention, i didn’t mean for that to happen by any means) anyway don’t sweat it, and i really appreciate this follow-up message. you didn’t make me feel sad, i just wanna know what i can do. it’s just a hard question y’know. i understand what you mean, i think everyone wants validation to some degree. tbh you can just come off anon and message me, i promise it’s not as nerve-wracking as it seems! ily

How did you make Santi's tattoos? I want some like that for my Sims but idk how to do it

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I HAVE A FEELING THAT MOLLY IS GOING TO DIE DURING THE BIRTH OF THE BEAN OR IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HER STEPFATHER FINDING OUT ABOUT THE BEAN

WELP U WERE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING

how did you make your characters page on your blog like that?

uoohhh like what?? i used this theme (monolog) if that’s what you mean aheh. here’s a guide on how to use custom page themes

okay so THIS IS MY THEORY: they might keep the baby and molly might actually carry it to full term, but then the kid dies in childbirth and either molly also dies or maybe kills herself or gets killed later? or maybe she's still alive but just won't speak to santi anymore cause she like can't look him in the eye after all of that or idk?? since ppl were sending theories i wanted to add mine lmao. another possible theory is that the stepdad finds out and kills her but thats TOO DARK omg

TOO DARK U SAY...WELL!!! it’s not AS dark as you guessed but only marginally

If Molly turns out to be alive and raising their kid alone (though from what I'm seeing in response to most questions I think that may not be the route) am I allowed to slap Santi (unless Molly didn't give him the option to help) because raising a child alone is not easy I've watched my mom do it for years.

YEAH i would give you permission to slap him lmao he would be a grade A piece o’ shit if that were the case. i would never ever write that tho because santi does own up to his actions if they’re that detrimental. his altruistic nature, no matter how backwards, would never allow him to do that.

There will be complication with the abortion so she will not be able to carry a baby anymore and she's going to kill herself OR her step dad is going to find out and he'll beat her to death. And in both situation Santi his blaming himself because he wasn't there at the right time... Okay I really really hope I'm wrong now !

I don't even follow your story very closely but every time I see your posts my heart hurts.

OMFG...that’s how u know the pain is real

but like wow my stuff is really so visceral that even my apathetic followers can feel the hurt...that’s real...that’s real my guy

omg!! you should 100% play or at least watch a playthrough of life is strange! legit the best game ever made, its so beautiful. the storyline kills you a thousand times over (much like your beautiful story) <3333

yaaaa i’ve heard lots of good things about it!! my bf played it actually, maybe he’ll revisit it again someday and i’ll watch him do it (i’m only a fan of video games if i can watch them like a movie lmao) thank you btw <3

I am shook and I worship you and your story and you are amazing WOW BYE

WORSHIP LMAO WHAT!!! PLS I AM UNDESERVING...ily tho don’t worship false gods

Do you let Molly and the younger versions of your characters frolic around your main save or do they have a separate one?

UM YES LMAO because i didn’t even know you could have separate saves until after i started the flashbacks lmao i’m...a noob. i don’t want separate saves anyway because 1) it’s too much of a hassle switching back and forth and 2) it gets too confusing for me and i’d be afraid of overwriting one save with another and NOPE too much anxiety for that soooo yeah there’s three santis in my game: child, teen and adult lmfao (fun fact: teen santi’s name is literally just Lil Santi)

I made it to my senior year with 6 A's and 1 B ... Be proud of me too? 😂 Lmao I told this to people and some of them were just like .. okay cool?! LMAO it's so funny but also kinda sad

I AM PROUD OF YOU TOO!!!!!!!!! my smart childrens

“okay cool” UM PLEASE that’s a feat...at my school if you got an A in a class in senior year you were allowed to be exempt from the final. so yeah that rules. ily

#nonsims #saviorhide #anonymous #THEY ARE DONE #FINALLY #EXCEPT WCIFS LOL DON'T...don't hate me #i try

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tonyglowheart · 7 years

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Some Spider-Man:Homecoming Awesome Moments/thoughts, behind a cut bc spoilers, and also long:

I basically squee’d through the entire beginning, after the like Damage Control/Toomes part. From the whole orchestrated version of the Spider-Man cartoon theme during the Marvel sequence (which honestly was way too frickin long, but the music was a good touch), to the vlogging part, like it was just. So Good. (my Spider-Man friend liked the vlogging, too, said it was a very Peter Parker thing)

Adrian Toomes literally has the stupidest reason for hating Tony Stark, and also tbh, supes awk I’ve been salty/on guard so long from the anti’s, it wasn’t obvious to me at all that Toomes was Evil All Along, I lowkey read it as “and this is when I decided to become Evil” moment with him staring with hate at Tony. Apparently, according to my friend I went with, who is more of a Spider-’verse guy, it was p obvious to him *like a cross between shrug emoji and :’)* (I think it was the fact that, like, Tony’s face took up half that screen that had me on guard? It says *US* Department etc, joint venture, etc, but like isn’t Pepper still CEO of Stark Industries? I mean idk I guess I’m kind of annoyed the anti’s have me so on guard that I looked at that and was like “great it’s set up to blame Tony personally for stuff that is again NOT his personal sole total fault”)

Re: the vlogging. oH MAN, THE TIMES NEW ROMAN 12 PT FONT DOUBLE SPACED CARD!!!! I’D ACTUALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS, HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT FROM?? Was that CW? It seems like it’s been ages

comment Tony made re: May wearing whatever. Oh no, bad, not good, whose idea was this, pls can we Stop that (other than that tho the rest of it was good, so even though we started rough at least we moved on)

oh no sad child sending a million texts with no response :( (okay it kind of is hilarious to me that Happy is so incredibly out of his depth with Peter tho, like he has no idea what to do with being responsible for a teenager)

THE CHILDREN ARE ACTUALLY CHILDREN, THEY LOOK LIKE...middle school/high school, I’ve realized I am REALLY bad at telling, I’m back home and see these kids in the mall or Starbucks and I’m like “I am going to call them high schoolers but they look So Small somehow, a part of me yells “MIDDLE SCHOOLERS”???

tiny soft spider son who is awkward but not cringey? The whole movie was wholesome and good, and him and Liz were cute and there was no Hetero Farce, like Liz actually liked him, too, even though Peter’s an underdog it didn’t condescend on him? (like, didn’t play up that whole No Girl Will Like You Cuz You’re A Nerd thing that’s like douchebro mentality)

BODEGA CAT

omg tiny child going into alleyway and changing into his suit, kind of a weirdly endearing scene but so ???? like I don’t even know how to describe this feeling but He Is My Tiny Spider Son

the little notes are super cute. "why did I tell him about the churro” super cute. Him accidentally messing up and webbing a guy who was breaking into his own car: also super cute actually, and good flavor, too. All of it set the stage really well for him as an actually “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man,” like he’s basically running errands, but also he’s not omniscient so sometimes things are not what they seem

Happy is SUPER out of his depth lmao oh man

Ned Leeds and his fanboying highkey relatable (guy in the chaiiiir)

I can’t believe Zero Moustafa was in this movie, I didn’t even recognize him also I highkey was not expecting him

honestly all of the whole “changes in your body” stuff to Peter were also funny and added great flavor to the movie. It’s a bit out there and ridiculous but it’s from Peter’s PoV and was very appropriate for that :D

DUM-E!!!!!

“how far can you shoot?” “if I were you I’d stand on the edge of a building and shoot as far as you can” *girl turns around and gives them a weird look*

I highkey appreciate that Peter is the “I can just be myself” kind of person, this lets Ned be the “nobody wants that” ironic humor but also highkey relatable guy/line person. This was a good way of setting up those dyad of lines bc it centers self-confidence FIRST, and then the self-deprecating humor

running across the golf course was Excellent, him flailing so badly in suburbia was also good flavor and also hashtag same

“if you’re going to shoot someone shoot me” TINY HEROIC SPIDER SON OH MY GOD OH MAN HOLY HECK

“So. You got detention”

something something “those turkeys convinced you” something something

“So your body’s changed. Believe me, I know how that feels”

“You can’t just stroll back in and expect to be welcomed with open arms” *teacher walks out of bus with open arms* “hey, welcome back, Peter.”

“Listen, can we go, already? cuz I was hoping to get in some light protesting before dinner” “protesting is patriotic, let’s get on the bus”

Training Wheels Protocol. Baby Monitor Protocol. Karen. DRONEY. ADVANCED INTERROGATION MODE LMAO. “Instant Kill.”

seriously tho I appreciate how much of a genuinely down-to-earth guy Peter is. It’s not forced and it’s consistent, he’s such a good child

the TI-84 tho

RDJ!!! ARM-CLUTCHING!!! “gosh I sound like my father” *quiet gross sobbing on the inside*

school admin: there’s a dance. what are you doing? Ned: I’m....looking...at....porn?

that whole sequence of Toomes in the car on their way to homecoming was cinematically brilliant?? The way the light of the traffic lights shone and the symbolism with it, I like had a moment of like, “Oh my god, this is actually a really well-crafted movie??” (like tbh my salty ass lowkey can’t believe *Marvel* churned it out)

(this whole middle section I stopped taking notes and was just watching bc the next notes I have are on Tony losing control of the screwing the pooch metaphor lmao. but a couple points:)

“COME ON, SPIDER-MAN” D: D:

the invisible jet. them playing up the danger of the turbines was really suspenseful, but also very nice because it demonstrates genre-savvy. also, that part where you see Spidey on the top of the jet camo panels bc he’s on the bottom :D :D

seeing Peter save Toomes made me a bit sad bc I was remembering the post Nat wrote about the parallels we COULD have had, i.e. from IM1, IM3, that were ultimately cut :(

Tony’s whole extending the metaphor on screwing the pooch and absolutely losing control of it with the whole free clinic and hybrid puppies line lmao.

“he made a really mature decision. surprised the heck out of us” :D :D these two are so frickin out of their depth with any kid, let alone Peter. Thank heck Peter’s the voice of reason here. (again, good flavor, cute characterization points, gr8 all around)

the whole post credit scene and the metatexual poking fun at the audience for waiting for something for forever that doesn’t seem like it’s worth it lmaooo. (actually when I’d first glanced at a gifset on Tumblr, I’d thought he was referring to waiting for Peggy since TFA ended on that note, so I thought it was referring back to that)

re: like the treatment of the high school setting, it seemed a biiiit...stereotypical to me, but I think ultimately it was a good mix of current with nostalgic for the maybe older crowd who’d watched three iterations of Spider-Man in so many years, I think. Like, the whole “You’re bullied because you’re a nerd” and the whole “very clear defined cliques” thing is so....Mean Girls era, and that kind of was the touch of nostalgia. But also they did kind of set it up where Peter and Ned weren’t necessarily bullied by EVERYONE *for* being nerds, because Flash was also in Decathalon, and more because Flash was a jerk, which I think was a good updated social mores touch. Also, I liked that the “comeuppance” scene with Peter commandeering Flash’s (dad’s) car wasn’t all vindictive, it was fueled by genuine need, and he didn’t go out of his way to destroy the car, he just literally had never actually driven on roads before :DD

so kind of in conclusion: SM:H really is All That and More, it was so good and I want to watch it again a million times

#spider man spoilers #I'm sorry my tag is so awful #I hope mobile doesn't mess this up weirdly for ppl #roz speaks #spider man homecoming #I literally took notes in a notebook as I watched lol #the post is very long #smhc talk

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junker-town · 7 years

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Trash Or Nawl: All Hail Shannon Sharpe, Patron Saint of Yak & Milds

Welcome to Trash Or Nawl, a weekly column to help you weed through the Internet Muck. To do that, I’ll be breaking it down to a helpful binary: Is something trash? Or nawl? Topics here will involve sports and whatever else the hell I say is sports or sports adjacent. I’ll do my best to make sense of what's going on each week, but the thing to remember is, no matter what I say, most of these things are still trash.

You might say this is simplistic, and hell yeah it is. This is how I make sense of the chaos. Professional grade hating restores power to my powerless stupid fan hands. I give a middle finger because I've given up clapping.

Trash or Nawl criteria: It's very simple. We will pick a topic. We will breakdown why or why it isn't trash. You can agree, you can comment or tweet your disagreements. Or we can fight. Really, it's up to you.

Apologies for being off last week, kids. The President was out here firin’ from the hip so I had to do some “Journalisms” to keep the streets fed. Either way, My Real President Ben Simmons had a lot to say on that. Philly forever.

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So, let’s get right into it.

Shannon Sharpe Is Awf That Yak & Milds, Skip

HE BEEN ON THEM MILDS WITH THAT YAK, HARD, YESTERDAY, SKIP

IF YO TEAM DIDN’T SCORE A POINT YESTERDAY DON’T TOUCH THE VICTORY CIGARS

WHY YOU BE ON HIM ON THESE MILDS?! HE JUST BE ON THESE MILDS AND HENN, DOG, AND Y’ALL WORRIED BOUT HIM.

There are only so many moments in American history when the Respectability Cape is untucked and a moment made for a Boondocks cut scene is put in front of a White American audience. Y’all just gone have to deal with this. Shannon said fuck the morning news, because he been off them milds and that Yak, Skip. He been off that Henn, dog. And goddamnit, he deserves it.

Shannon took that Respectability Cape — the limited edition Jason Whitlock Player Colorway — off and put his “HennyThing is Possible” dad hat on with a matching chain and some Nike Boots right from the 08’ Wale “Chillin” video. What modern host of the daily sports shock jock collective can not only fight for black rights but also be unapologetic whenever he chooses?

White people, gather round. Put the La Croix down. I make a simple request. Do not gentrify Black & Milds. Do not start calling them Dark & Neutrals. Do not try them. They are not for you. Leave what left we have of our stake in this country. And if any videos of y’all making Taylor Swift sounding remixes to what Shannon did surface, I will file Cease & Desist papers on behalf of Black America.

Thank You,

Management.

Wait. Music hums from the rafters. Oh. OH! IS THAT SHANNON’S MUSIC?!

@ShannonSharpe - Yac and Mild (REMIX) LMAOOO!!!!!!!! http://pic.twitter.com/XVAPLHIvdK

— Remix god (@Remixgodsuede) October 3, 2017

VERDICT: NOT TRASH, AT ALL

Old, Curmudgeon Chris Paul Is Back

Oh, this is what y’all wanted, Houston?

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Old-ass, no-hair havin-ass, midget in a sport full of giants-ass, Chris Paul is out here mad again. No, this is not an indictment of Paul. This is to say: fuck you Andre Roberson, you fake ass Bruce Bowen, learn how to shoot, man.

In the year 2017, we are still allowing - not only trash ass cities to be good at sports (Yo, OKC) - millionaire, superhuman basketball boys to keep air-balling basketballs. The entire point of the sport is to score more points than the other person. Eventually, we need to stop letting these “defensive-specialists” onto the court. Like, yeah, you wanna keep the clamps on folks, but YOU ALSO WANNA SCORE POINTS, FAM.

In no world if I’m picking random players off the wall to run 5’s am I saying “Yes, please, give me the guy who can’t shoot past 15 feet, is a guard, and looks like he should be playing Ligue 3 soccer in Grenoble.”

Only person who should be embarrassed here is Roberson and Sam Presti. Presti for not getting trash off the floor. Roberson because he’s a marginally worse shooter than Lamelo Ball.

Chris Paul hasn’t been able to ride roller coasters because of his height his entire, adult life. It’s not about basketball after you yell “hell, nah!” at my jumper. It’s about hands. You not gonna openly embarrass me in front of my loved ones even if I’m wrong. Nah, b. Throw a chair or square up.

VERDICT ON ROBERSON’S JUMPER: SUPER TRASH

VERDICT ON CHRIS PAUL’S HECKLING: A1 SHIT TALKIN

The Pittsburgh Hockey Boys

White People, gather back around. Look, I know we’ve had nice, long talks about Boston, but we gotta have another one. The hockey boys of Pittsburgh — aka Boston’s “Metropolitan-born, but still went to West Virginia because they had bad grades” third cousin — decided in the last few weeks that they wanted to cape for White America.

Don’t worry, they will tell you this is not about politics, it’s about honor and tradition and unity. Different shit completely. Margaret, please check off the “honor is bullshit” box on your “White America Rides Again” bingo card.

“The Pittsburgh Penguins respect the institution of the Office of the President, and the long tradition of championship teams visiting the White House,” the Penguins’ statement reads via The Washington Post.

Yeaaaahhhh hook that shit up to an IV and send it to my bloodstream.

“We attended White House ceremonies after previous championships — touring the historic building and visiting briefly with Presidents George H.W. Bush and Barack Obama — and have accepted an invitation to attend again this year.”

Oh hell yeah, we supported that one guy half of y’all kinda liked and half of y’all kinda didn’t, and we supported y’alls black president! We are definitely doing the right thing on this one, guys!

“Any agreement or disagreement with a president’s politics, policies or agenda can be expressed in other ways. However, we very much respect the rights of other individuals and groups to express themselves as they see fit.”

Woooooo, that’s a beautiful, goddamn lie. Chef’s Kiss.

Listen, protest is something that always upsets the majority no matter where or how it happens. For the Penguins organization to pass judgement AT THE SAME TIME TRUMP WAS OUT HERE SPRAYING THE CHOPPA AT BLACK ATHLETES on people wishing to do so is cowardly. It also perpetuates the ideas of the “Unity Above All Else” crowd when it comes to athletes not just being entertaining meat sacks. It protects the ideals of the organization rather than the employees.

This was a tool for the president to pass off his harmful rhetoric. He is now happy with mostly white hockey fans (and NASCAR, we see you Confederate Flag Waving Bro and Miller Lite Enthusiast Bro) and used it as a way to attack the black, athletic elite. So, thank you, Pittsburgh. This was real, real dope of y’all. Oh, and tell y’all local newspapers just because the mayor isn’t going doesn’t mean he’s “taking a knee” on the subject.

Whispers: and this is expected of a hockey town that shit on P.K. Subban and Joel Ward for being black and beating the brakes off your bad team.

VERDICT: PIPING HOT TRASH

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