“What are you doing?” He asked her flatly.

“Wherever you go, I go too. Whatever you do, I do too. Don’t you remember?” She reared her horse to look at him.

Lhyrie could see the image of her last set of negotiations in Ubbe’s eyes and he shook his head hard. “No, you’re not coming.”

She folded her hands in front of her and stared hard at him. “I go where –,”

Ubbe groaned heavily, and they waited in silence for the camp to quiet in the unrelenting rain.

——————-

Harald’s army approaches and Winchester prepares. Lhyrie drags along to Ubbe’s negotiations with Harald and he won’t let her out of his sight. Before the encroaching battle, ranks are determined and Lhyrie disagrees with her position. Smut! I am by no means a smut writer but alas wrote some, so enjoy.

The fact that Riz Gukgak (the boy who doesn't know how to take a break, who is deeply afraid of drifting apart from his friends, who "has a hard time connecting to his dearest friends unless he can feel useful") was the one who manifested a creature that forced The Bad Kids to work together again and robbed them of having a proper summer break is so poetic.

You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition, alright?

“Average Aguefort student kills 3 rats a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. Average Aguefort student kills 0 rats per year. The Rat Grinders, who grind and kill over 10,000 each day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted

"she's shimmying!"

Mr. And Mrs. Gukgak

idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.

was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.

there’s something so important to me that Brennan is still honoring the fact that Kristen is a Chosen One and she has always been a Chosen One no matter her deity

the most beautiful moment in all of dungeons and dragons when emily axford as fig pulls riz aside and asks him if he’s okay with people constantly having to look at a picture of his late father. just this imaginary prop that everyone had gotten used to as a mechanic and a clue suddenly becoming so much more than that again. and murph as riz saying, oh. thank you, because now he’d been reminded too.

oisin being flustered so badly by adaine that he can't make a shot after them talking is literally so fucking CUTE! also love ivy being his little shit stirring bestie im obsessed already

Adaine, I love you, but when a rich boy offers you diamonds, regardless of if you need them or not, you take that shit

Thought of this while at work, sorry it's a bit hard to read I sketched it out really fast before my last shift lmao wanted to get it done so I could work on other stuff hehe

If it's any consultation Floyd is mostly talking about himself

FHJY SPOILERS EP 17!!

”And the second you see her, you're gonna feel like yourself again.”

[durdawn] tfw the stoner kid keeps sittin with u at lunch and he lets you pray for him so ur pretty sure ur gettin somewhere but also u wish he'd stop touchin u and loudly talkin about drug unions