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kame56u · 8 months
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doki-doki-imagines · 11 months
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Should they teach you how to swim? feat. Bllk
Characters: Eita Otoya, Itoshi bros, Ryusei Shidou, Michael Kaiser
tw: suggestive in some hcs
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Eita Otoya:
-You knew from minute one that he accepted to teach you just because he wanted to see the fauna of the local pool.
-But, BUT he may check you out too! Maybe he’ll feed your delusional mind.
-Anyway Eita tries for real, you both get inside the cold water, and tells you what to do.
-Too bad he is too worried looking at other people than your pitiful attempt to do something more than float.
-“Eita! You dumbass, what are you doing here?!” His head snaps towards the voice so fast you almost hear his neck snapping.
His sisters, all of them, are at the local pool. What a pain.
-“Let us teach you, there is no way this idiot can teach anything in his life”
-That’s how you ended up bonding with your crush’s sisters and learned how to actually swim, meanwhile, Eita sunbathed with glasses on so he could check out people without being caught; sneaky ninja.
-Rate the experience: 8/10. Actually, you didn’t spend that much time with Eita, but his sisters know a lot of juicy content that they spilled too easily. Knowing you had a chance with him helped your self-esteem, imagine how big it would have gotten if you knew Eita just checked you up for the entire afternoon, other people around him completely forgotten.
Sae and Rin Itoshi:
-Look, you didn’t want both of them to teach you. It just happened-
“I’ll go ask Rin if you don’t.”
“Mh? Yeah, go ask that loser, then.”
“Oh! Rin said that he’ll come!”
You could feel Sae’s hair standing up like quills, eyes wide like an owl.
“I’ll come too then. No way that lukewarm idiot of my brother can be of any help to you.”
-That’s how you find yourself in between the Itoshi bros, spending more time glaring at each other rather than teaching you anything.
-“Are you a donkey? This way they won’t even learn how to float.”
“You talk so much, but I didn’t hear you saying anything useful ‘till now shitty brother.”
-If the tension wasn’t so thick you would have already run home, but they are keeping you still in the water each gripping one of your arms.
-“C’mon (Y/n) tell Sae to fuck off, tell him I am the best teacher to you.”
“(Y/n) choose me and say goodbye to Rin, the heath must be doing something to his peanut brain, he needs to go home”
-Rate the experience: 0/0. Not only you still don’t know how to swim, but now you are the main key in this sibling quarrel. Plus you caught them more than once checking your ass.
Ryusei Shidou:
-His grin take 80% of his face when you told him you wanted to learn how to swim, canines shine and tongue poking out to lick his lips; you are so brave.
-He actually teaches you??? You are so surprised too.
-Not only you can float now, but even move your arms and legs around and twirl around like a fish; you feel so free!
-But nothing really comes for free with Ryusei.
-You may not have noticed it, but he looked at you while he taught you how to move your legs. Your hands gripping the pool, legs swaying up and down, ass up. Ryusei noticed them, droplets of water falling on your back and rolling down your spine ‘till they reach the bottom of your swimsuit, other simply hit your buttcheeks, shining under the sun; what would he do to be the chlorine water of the pool.
-Ryusei licks his lips like a hungry lion, his mind wanders, but his hands never touch you suspiciously, not even when you start to play together in the water.
-Rate the experience: 10/10. You know how to swim and had a lot of fun with him. The vote would be lower if you knew what was going on in his mind.
Michael Kaiser:
-“Excellent choice to ask me. I’ll be the best teacher ever, you should already know.” He smirks.
-He doesn’t know how to swim too. It’s all just an excuse to see you in a swimsuit. A good way to check him out too
-Michael will ask Ness to teach you both, he doesn’t see the midfielder as a threat.
-SO SO WRONG. Michael is fuming. It doesn’t matter how much time Ness spends teaching him how to swim, the bare minimum touch of the other boy's hands on your body makes Michael go crazy.
-“(Y/n) come with me”
“Is everything fine Michael?”
“Yes, just come.”
-Cut to you making out in the changing room. Ness doesn’t dare to move from his spot and keeps swimming in peace.
-Rate the experience: 10+/10. Look, you don’t even know how to float, but Michael’s tongue in your mouth, his hands so desperately gripping your hips make up for it.
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ringdabel · 5 months
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My thoughts on OP ships except im being 100% honest (P.1)
*LuNami - Cute but im not a big fan of it - Autisum and girlboss frfr - idm if its canon! I mean i like their moments of hugging and all, they're all so silly and i absolutely adore them! ^^ *LuHan - Nah... HARD pass... - I do not ship them at all and refuses to - their age gap is 12 and i think personally Boa is just having some kind of highschool crush -if this ship becomes canon...... bro im gonna stare in the distance and cry - If you ship these two...... NO OFFENSE! But What is wrong with you :[ *LuZo/ZoLu - MY EMOTINAL SUPPORT SHIP YIPPIEEEEE - They are so SO CANON u cannot convince me otherwise!!! - Dumb and Dumber. - I love and ADORE their dynamic! their interactions, first meetings, etc... EVERYTHING THEYRE SOOO CUTE AGHHCBSDBIL <3333 - The crew KNOWS they love eachother. They know what they are. - shamelessly kisses eachother goodnight - Zoro will die for Luffy, and Luffy will stop him. *LuSan/Sanlu - ONE OF MY FAV SHIPS EVER!!! Their interactions!! >>>>>> - WE KNOW SANJI LOVES HIM AND ADORES HIM. WE KNOW THAT ALREADY YOU FRENCH FRY - He wants to be Luffy's special boy in the OPLA, c'mon, its so obv - Sanji gets jealous when Luffy compliments other cooks other than him, its canon guys, trust me. MOVIE 6, THAT PHYSILOGICAL HORROR MOVIE OF OP. *ZoSanLu/ZoLuSan -POWER POLY LOVERS ON TOP! -i love them. *cries* -I have 400 pages of fanart featuring these stupid boneheads. - they sleep together and Luffy steals all the blankets - Zoro will def giving them his earings. aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *LuKob/Koblu -Comfort ship of mine!!! THEYRE SO CUTE ITS ILLEGAL!!!! - I want them to reunite again, then hold hands and kiss eachother on the lips then go on cute little dates :[ - LUFFY IS KOBY'S GAY AWAKENING CHANGE MY MIND (i feel like hes more like bi or pan BUT) - Koby owns 6000 wanted posters of Luffy and its canon that he wants more of them. hes such a fanboy omg.... - If they ever date... they will have a matching handmade bracelet... Luffy's red and Koby's pink.... each has letters of eachother... - (ALSO THERES THIS FAV FIC OF THEM FROM AO3, THE AUTHOR IS okiedokeTM (madelinescribbles) AND THE FIC IS CALLED "Koby's Awful No-Good Very Confusing Day" CHECK IT OUT IF YOU CAN!!!!) - im very normal abt them (lie) *LuUso/UsoLu - Very cute ship!!1 - i personally see them as best friends more but its still verey cute! - They bond, they hug, they hit and they danced. yeah i get how ppl ship them!!!!!!!!! *LuLaw/Lawlu -Tbh.... its very cute! - i used to be obsessed with this ship bcs their dyanmic is so interesting, like Black cat and golden retriver! - i still kinda do ndcnas - Luffy reminds Law of Corazon bcs of his goofiness ughh CRIES - I hc Law that he has a soft spot for silly, goofy ppl, his sister, his crew, Corazon, LUFFY????????? He loves them but will never admit smh smh - When he ruins all of your well-planned plans that took you a whole week to make <3333333 *CobyLuLaw/KobyLawLu -AYEEEEEEEEEEE MY NEW FAV SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! - F**K BEING UNDERRATED, I WANT THIS TO BE KNOWN ACROSS THE WHOLE F**KING WORLD!!!!!! - PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U HAVE TO WRITE FICS ABT IT I NEED MORE OF IT!!!1 - I want to thank @orange-artist for drawing and having KobyLawLu on my breakfast table!!!!!!!!!! - AND FOR YOU THE PPL WHO WRITE THE FICS ILY - me omw to make brainrots of these three stupid peas in a pod, fishes in a bowl, pens in a pencilcase :]]]
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rzyraffek · 11 months
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Hi I was wondering if you could do slashers (RZ Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Sinclair brothers) with a s/o that works and performs with dolphins, sharks, and alligators and has a really good relationship with the animals. like their s/o is like "they're so cute!" And they're petting a shark or crocodile and the slasher is just like "😳"
OMG YES!!! Imma do sharks/alligators cuz dolphins are wacky. She/her, sfw, Request open
Slasners with s/o that befriends wild animals
Jason Voorhees
Guy lives in America im sure there are gators in this lake of his
Imagine, before s/o and Jason became bffs, s/o friends wanted to hang out in Crystal Lake but there where huge alligators there. Imagine s/o just bonding with gators slowly, like giving them lil treats and other stuff
Belly rubs and head pats all the way! Im sure they love it
When s/o and Jason got together, I swear his soul left his body when he saw her walking around gators. This guy just died
I mean im sure he and gators are best pals, BUT THEY USUALLY EAT NORMAL PEOPLE S/O WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NONO ITS WALKING IN YOUR DIRECSION S/O STOP- oh wait you are petting it, aww
"Aww look at this big boi! Soo cute!"
He wants some headpats too pls
Jason, s/o, beautiful beach, sunset, 3alligators chilling next to them. Wonderful afternoon
Bo , Vince and Lester Sinclair
"I swear if it even looks at you in wrong way im skinning it"
"So... your taming big lizards now?"
Vince secretly wants to be aligator dad and have litte gator puppy. Definitely wants to yoink (adopt) one egg and tame it
Lester tried to pick one up and put it in truck once, mostly just to prank Bo. Imagine "lester where is my shotgun🤨" "oh its in truck😈" "hsss🐍" "AAHH HOLY SHIT"
Bo hates it so much, I mean yeah gators look epic and are great if somone tries to escape Ambrose thrue lake. But s/o! My love! They can crush your hand without even thinking about it!! It's an idea for suicide!
Lester agreed to adopt one (due to vincent begging)
Micheal Myers RZ
Aw hell naaah
Man ate a cat once, ya think that thicker skin is going to stop him?
Will have stare contest with the gator
Also if s/o is a professional and works with sharks.. THIS GUY IS OBSSESED WITH SHARKS OMGOMGOGK YAS!!
Especially that its his s/o playing/swimming with the creature... so he is not the only dangerous thing shes dealing with? Maybe that's why she isn't so scared of Myers? He is overthinking sm
Pls buy him hammer head plushie or whale sharks (bro tbh lemon sharks and whale sharks are so cute i have like milion tiktoks of them saved)
Will lisen to s/o mumble and monogluge about difrent kinds of sharks, their behaviours, how they bend with humans and how cool they are!
He finds sharks very funny and goofy, and im sure he doesnt really know how fish breathe underwater.. he's convinced that they just swallow water and that's how they breath
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star-girl69 · 1 year
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this kinda goes w the last headcannons u posted but what about ronal and tonowaris family reactions to reader being pregnant?
My Heart Never Knows
(Headcannons)
ronal, tonowari, tsireya and ao’nung’s reaction to reader being pregnant (with a little sprinkling of the sully’s)
their reactions:
ronal:
if she’s still trying to get over her prejudice of jake and neytiri then she just kinda side eyes them while she hugs you
“wait… this is like… y’all actually…”
she’s distraught a bit
“ronal pls i’m literally pregnant bc nice”
gets a little sad
“i’m sorry baby sister i really am so happy for you i love you so much just… them???”
tonowari:
does a double take
“what in the what”
laughs so hard when it clicks and hugs you
gets scared when he wonders if you’re going to be anything like ronal
tisreya:
screams
does a happy dance and almost falls over
starts talking to the baby immediately
“hi baby, ah, i’m your cousin, i love you,”
ao’nung
“oh ok cool”
is secretly a little excited and scared (he will deny it so hard)
wants a boy obviously
when you’re actually pregnant
ronal:
sometimes you’ll just like walk over to her and she’ll forget your pregnant and have a whole heart attack
then she remembers and everything is fine
i feel like she actually wouldn’t judge your cravings
invites you over to make the weirdest of them together
the hormones are strong we need some sister bonding
tonowari:
needs the cravings to STOP.
smells up the entire house
once you were walking with him and almost tripped
he practically threw himself on the ground to break your fall
you barely even stumbled so it’s ok
tsireya:
also talks to the baby so much
makes clothes for the baby
always manages to work it into the conversation that her aunt is pregnant and she’s so excited
even if she was talking to someone about fishing patterns
it’s kinda creepy but
ao’nung:
he’s just living his best life tbh
if you ask him to go grab something for you he’ll do it but moan and groan on the inside
if anyone’s seen the original headcannons:
when the ball lands near you he doesn’t think anything of it
then when lo’ak throws it back to him his eye is twitching
is so confused
when you turn your back lo’ak says smth like
“remember, she’s your aunt but MY mama”
is scared now
when you’re actually in labor
ronal:
is doing her tsahìk duties and helping you
is scared out of her mind tho
“you’re my baby sister, and you are strong. you can do this.”
she thought something was wrong for like a split second and almost fainted but then she double checked and it was fine
seriously almost had a heart attack though
tonowari:
just goes about his regular day
thinks about you a lot tho
if he’s in the village he’ll keep seeing people walking around with a baby and smiles and thinks of you
tsireya:
probably waiting right outside with the rest of the family
her and tuk cry together
is so confused when jake punches the wall
scared and stressing
ao’nung
“oh you’re giving birth? oh yeah ok”
“good luck break a leg”
(is secretly worried)
his friends keep asking him why he keeps missing the ball or something
tells them to shut up and that he’s doing amazing
meeting the baby
ronal:
just the biggest sigh of relief
so happy for you
when she sees you holding the baby she has to look away
if the baby has five fingers her eye twitches a little
tonowari:
laughs bc the baby is so small
he always forgets how small they are
like his hand is literally 3/4 the length of the baby or smth
claps jake on the back and says “good job son”
jake is like “thank you?”
(they’re secretly excited to be like bro dads)
tsireya:
“EYWA!!!”
laughs in disbelief when she holds the baby
immediately starts asking about the name
says it’s so beautiful and the baby is so cute
ao’nung:
“oh it’s a girl”
*ronal smacks him*
“I MEAN WOW HOW CUTE”
*ronal is side eyeing him*
“YK AUNT Y/N I WOULD LOVE TO BABYSIT”
secretly thinks the baby isn’t so bad when it’s not crying
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sirenologyyy · 1 year
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ROCKAWAY !
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ao'nung x fem!sully reader
✷ premise : as tensions rise and your family is forced out of the only home you've ever known, fish boy meets forest girl and the rest is history (tragedy)
✷ warnings : kidnapping, swearing, injury, blood, violence, and death
✷ author's note : here's part 2 for you guys! Just a lil heads up the fight scene is in this one 👀 also hinewai is pronounced as HEE-neh-WAI !
part 2 of the SOLD OUT OF LOVE series
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"These are ilu, if you want to live here you have to ride "
You turn to Neteyam and Lo'ak, your eyes meeting theirs.
"Don't tell me you're actually scared baby bro" Neteyam taunts, leaning closer to Lo'ak as they pretended to pay attention to Ao'nung teaching them how to properly bond with an ilu.
"Who the hell says i'm scared?"
"He's bluffing" You appended lightnight fast, keeping your eyes on Ao'nung while tilting your body towards your oldest brother.
"Yeah I know he is," He crowed. "I know his tell, his face turns purple and his tail draws zig-zags in the air-" He stops. "Oh my bad, he was just looking at Tsireya"
Lo'ak jabs his elbow against Neteyam's arm as you tried stifling your laugh, slapping your hand over your mouth before it was too late.
"Are you three even listening?" Ao'nung asks, zeroing his eyes at each of you respectively, his eyes lingering on your face longer than you had liked to the point that you had just raised both your eyebrows acknowledging him, he looks away innocently, glaring at Lo'ak once more.
Neteyam looks at him. "Right, yeah, sorry"
"Answer the question skxawng" He maintained.
Lo'ak stepped up, showing his palms. "Look take it easy alright? Don't need to get a knot in your tail so early in the morning"
The blue frog was a few seconds shy from steam leaving his ears and Tsireya quickly notices. "Now that Ao'nung has explained to you all the basics, who wants to go first?" She asks.
Innocently, you shove Lo'ak forward as the rest of you took a step backwards like something tugged at the neurological link that connected between siblings. He looked at all of you standing two steps away from him almost scandalised, betrayed, possibly even outraged.
"Lo'ak!" Tsireya exclaimed happily, clapping her hands as she wades toward him, pulling him to the ilu that had been circling her through out the entire session. He looked back at the rest of you in fear, you and Neteyam silently giving words of support and encouragement as Tsireya pulled him along with her.
"Swing your leg over her body" Ao'nung instructs once Tsireya dragged the both of you a few ways away from the others, you begrudgingly swung your right leg over the ilu's slender body, running a hand over her neck as an attempt to console it from the abrupt weight shift that was you sitting on her back.
You barely even blinked before you hear Ao'nung's tongue check in his mouth. "You're sitting on it wrong"
You whirl your head at him. "I'm sitting on it wrong? " You reiterate, widening your eyes at him in disbelief.
"Yes" He deadpans. "A million possible ways you can ride an ilu yet you ride it as if you're trying to wrestle with it"
You roll your eyes in frustration, but nearly jumping out of your skin when you feel his warm hand on your leg, out of instinct you jabbed your foot against his chest, sending him a few steps back. "What the fuck do you think you're doing? He sends you a sharp look. "Relax Forest Girl, I am not here to violate you" He retaliates boredly. "Put your leg down here, you're not trying to ride an íkran," He began, shifting your leg to a different more comfortable position. "Go and make the bond"
You connect your queues together and a surge of memories wash over you, clear and exhilarating days of swimming in the open ocean, hunting for food, playing in the reefs, the fear of losing her parents to akulas, your stomach sinking as you watched it swim away, the love she had for her children, 5 babies, you felt as proud as she was.
"Now we can finally start by fixing that horrible posture of yours, Eywa Almighty you look like a deformed shrimp"
"Just teach me how to ride the goddamn thing"
"I'm getting there"
You huffed, straightening your back and squaring your shoulders, trying to get yourself used to sitting on an ilu.
"You have to treat her like she is one of your own," Ao'nung tells you, walking towards the head of the ilu. "You must be gentle, slow, treat her with respect, with compassion, and most of all ride her like you care for her-"
You finally slump. "Are you teaching me how to ride an ilu or get it pregnant?"
You heard his hand splash the surface of the water, your ilu baying at the sudden action. "Would the repercussions of murdering Toruk Makto's daughter short of death? because i am going to risk it"
"You talk too much" You tell him with a sour expression.
"You talk too much " He repeats in a tone that you assumed was a crude imitation of your voice.
Your jaw almost went slack if not for your brother, zooming past your peripheral on his ilu. You turn your body around, following his distorted figure until he is thrown off his ilu. You hear Ao'nung rise from the water and laugh as his other friends do, you realize how quickly you missed Rotxo's presence.
As Lo'ak swims back to the group, Ao'nung turns to you.
"Hold here" He says, gesturing to the ilu's gill mantle, you do as he says, adjusting your grip every now and then to see which one could keep you on the longest. "Mind your back, Forest Girl"
You straighten it once more. "Jesus Christ"
His face twists again. "What the hell is a Jesus Christ?" He stops himself. "You know what I do not want to know, keep your back straight and your legs in the same position as they were before or you will be sliding across the beach like a skipping stone"
"You're a real hit aren't you"
"I know" He grinned.
You let out a puff of air as you flexed your shoulders, feeling your back crack. "Y/N! It is your turn!" Tsireya calls out, beckoning you towards her and the empty space where Lo'ak had taken off just moments earlier. You swallowed, telling your ilu to move forward and as she does you lower your head closer to hers. "You won't throw me off will you?"
She clicks and yelps at you, only hoping that was her saying 'no worries pal'
Your ilu who you unofficially decided to name Hinewai, stops at the center of everyone. Lo'ak barely made it past that rock formation shaped like a fang, if you could somehow hang on til then and the way back then Ao'nung could shove that smug smile right up his ass.
"Okay, go!" Tsireya exclaimed.
"Hyah!" You yell, before filling your cheeks with air and descending under the water. It was a rough ride at first but you held onto the gill mantle for dear life while she flailed you around like some ragdoll, your left hand slips, you only manage to hold onto it again after a minute of her chasing some fish through the coral reef, making hard turns, your legs and arms getting scraped by the rocky surfaces of coral. She catches it just outside the small reef and you tell her to bring you up for some air, coincidentally a few steps away from the group.
Neteyam, Kiri, Tuk, and Tsireya started cheering you on as your body broke through the water , Lo'ak a little less considering his twin baby sister just rode and ilu and didn't fall off like he did. On the first try nonetheless, and lastly Ao'nung who didn't utter a peep.
"You were amazing out there!" Neteyam shouts, wading up to you with the rest of your siblings.
"It didn't feel like it" you admitted, almost laughing in the process.
"You should've seen Lo'ak's face when he realized you were coming back still riding your ilu" Kiri giggles, earning a nudge from Lo'ak who simply grinned before trapping you in a headlock and digging a knuckle against your hair, you try and push him off before smacking him in the face which catches him off guard.
"Teyam and Lo'ak were betting on you, you know, they said if you fell then Neteyam gets Lo'ak's chores for two weeks" Kiri adds before Lo'ak slaps his hand on her mouth, passing it off with a little laugh.
"It's true," Tuk says, looking at Lo'ak. "If you did fell Lo'ak gets Neteyam's chores plus a week's worth of yovo fruit"
"Tuk hit her head on the wall before leaving the house, she dosen't know what she's saying" says Lo'ak.
Tuk was about to object before Lo'ak picks her up sideways and blows raspberries on her stomach, bringing her to Tsireya to feed the ilus.
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"Where is your brother?"
"He's down by the beach"
Neytiri frowns. "It is lunch time, very unlikely for Lo'ak not to be here by now"
"He had a big breakfast" You tell her, setting down the basket of fish you and Neteyam managed to catch after riding the ilus. "Near threatened to beat me if I didn't give him my share of banana fruit this morning"
A couple of your siblings chuckle along with you.
"Look, if he's hungry he can come to us, me and your mom have business to take care of after lunch so we gotta eat quick" Jake disclosed, nodding at the empty spots next to the dining table as he himself sat down. Neytiri asks Kiri to lead the prayer and once she was done thanking for the food you've all received and whatnot you started to dig in. Nabbing a piece of fish, breaking it apart, ripping a piece of meat, and popping it in your mouth.
"I heard you all practiced with ilus today," Jake starts, swallowing. "How'd that go?"
"It went okay, sir" Neteyam answers beside you. "Challenging at first but nothing a little practice couldn't fix"
"Good to hear" says Jake.
"Ma'ite, please sit properly" Neytiri says, looking at you. You resist the urge to groan so you put your leg down, your elbow previously resting on it before she spots you from across the table. This was stupid.
"Is that an eyeroll?" Jake wonders almost instantly, your ears flicking down for a millisecond before you look up at him to make sure he was talking to you. Yeah he was talking to you. "No, sir" you reply.
"Better not be"
"Teyam, pass the fish" Kiri asks quietly, pointing her chin at the basket of fish located in between you and him, he hands it to her across the table, watching her lips to mutter a small thank you.
You see your dad break apart a yovo fruit. "How're you all treatin' the Olo'eyktan's children? You nice to them?"
More like were they nice to us?
"Yes sir"
"Great, I need that to remain a constant, I expect the best from all of you alright?" Now that Lo'ak wasn't here his eyes find yours instantly. "Yes?"
A scattered chorus of yes sir's and yes dad's were heard across the dining table.
"Before we make dinner I want you two to help me with repurposing some of Tuk's old clothes" Says Neytiri, she didn't have to look at any of you for you to know who she was referring to.
"Okay" Kiri replies, breaking apart a yovo fruit as well, splitting the other half with Tuk.
"Okay" you say, flipping the fish to its other side to pick at the remaining meat.
You hear the collision of a wooden glass onto the table. "Should we head over?" Jake asks, looking at Neytiri who seemed to have finished eating as well, she responds with a silent nod.
They stand up from the table in unison, going over to wash their hands before they head on out. "I don't want none of you clowning around when we're away is that clear?" You barely had any time to respond before your Dad starts talking again. "Be on your best behavior or I swear you'll never hear the end of it from me"
"Be good, all of you" Mom adds.
"Neteyam, Y/N, up and at 'em " Neteyam stands up straight, straight back, straight face, so do you, though a bit slower than him. "You're in charge as usual, you know what to do once your siblings start upsetting the apple cart, you read me?"
Neteyam gives him a curt nod. "Affirmafive sir, loud and clear"
"Now for you," He says rounding on you. "Don't bite off more than you can chew alright?"
"Aye, aye" You reply, your voice hinting at the slightest almost impercievable tone of sarcasm you so desperately wanted to use.
"Alright, dismissed" and just like that they were gone.
You finally slouch again. "Come on, hurry up and finish your food before they come back"
Neteyam sighed. "Don't do that, you might choke on a fishbone"
"We can just see who's faster at putting away the plates" Tuk suggested, pushing a piece of fish in her mouth she stole from your plate.
"Do you want my fish?" You just ask, she nods and so you ripped her half of whatever meat was left before you wolfed down the rest.
Neteyam downs a glass of water. "Hah! Done!"
"Yeah well so am I!" Tuk combats incoherently, her cheeks full of fish before she swallows it all down.
"We're all done, silly" says Kiri, standing up and bringing her leaf to the sink where she scrapes all of what was left of her plate down the hole, an ilu that was waiting beneath the hut chomping on all of the left overs.
"Tuk go grab the rest of the bowls " You tell her, scraping your scraps down the hole before giving it to Kiri who washed it down.
Once the table was cleared and the dishes were put away you all go out of the hut, Kiri down to the beach to find Lo'ak while you and Neteyam watch Tuk running off towards a group of village children who beckoned her to play with them, not looking back at you any longer.
You turn to Neteyam. "Eywa, I wish it was that easy to make friends here"
He chuckles. "Come on, it's Tuk" He tells you knowingly.
"I wish we were all like Tuk" you sang, sighing greatly.
"They probably just start out really sweet, and as they grow older they turn all twisted and mean, like Ao'nung"
"No" You tell him, shaking your head, staring at your youngest sister slowly turn into a blurry figure as she got farther and farther away from you. "He was dropped as a child, it's the only explanation"
You and him walk along the coastline, enjoying the cold breeze, the warm sun, before Kiri's voice captures your attention. You didn't need to see the look on Neteyam's face before the both of you ran towards the sound. Under the shade of the trees you see Kiri and Lo'ak.
And Ao'nung and his friends.
Neteyam gets there faster than you, turning Ao'nung to face him. "You heard what she said, leave them alone"
You see one of Ao'nung's cronies step up. "Ohh, big brother coming to-" He stops as Ao'nung stops him with a hand across his chest.
"-Back off, now" Neteyam snarled, prodding a finger at Ao'nung's chest. He takes a step back, throwing his arms up in the air to show he concedes.
This man cannot be serious.
"They don't have it in them to hit us, just a couple of lap dogs and their ring leader" You say, siding with Neteyam, eyes landing on Ao'nung who looked like he was about to transform into a plum. "Come on you guys, we're done here" You tell your siblings, walking off in annoyance before one of his friends pushes you back in the circle.
"Don't touch me" You snap, slapping his arm away and shoving his chest backward.
"Hey!" Neteyam bellows, walking up to one of his goofy ass looking friends, staring at every single one of them in the process. "From now, on I need you to respect my sisters, got that?"
So he just resorts to hissing at him. With that, Neteyam grabs your and Lo'ak's shoulders, leading the both of you out of there.
"Ba-bye!" Taunts one.
"Look at them, freaks, all four of them" You hear Ao'nung whisper, your hand started to twitch involuntarily. You turn around to give them a piece of your mind but realize that Lo'ak was already 5 steps ahead of you.
"Lo'ak" you say, abandoning your original plan, sensibility taking over.
He turns to you. "I got this, sis"
"I know this hand is funny," He began, flexing his fingers at them. "Look, I'm a freak, an alien" He tells them as they laughed. "But it can do something really cool, watch, see- you have to ball it up real tight like this, and then-"
BAM. One hit square on the nose.
BAM. another across his face.
BAM. One last, under the chin sending his ass falling down to the sand.
You couldn't help but let out a laugh at the sight, Neteyam and Kiri glaring at you.
"It's called a punch bitch! Never touch my sisters again!" Lo'ak yelled before Ao'nung rams into him. Lo'ak turns him over and punches him once more, the other boys dragged him back by his tail, one of the burly looking ones slapping him hard across the face with his own.
It wasn't fair if you simply stood and watched this right? You needed to put a stop to this.
So without thinking you started running.
Running towards the fight, dragging one of the boys away from your brother by his queue, landing one across his face, dodging a punch from another before headbutting him instead. Someone drags you away by your tail, falling to the sand with a loud thud, you turn to your back and jab your heel against his loincloth, springing back up before one of the boys turn you around to try and land a punch, one to the right, dodge, one to the left, until he just kneed you in the ribs making you double over so that he could finally land a punch to your cheekbone, then another punch to your cheekbone before you grab his fist, turn him around and kick his back, taking another boy down in the process, leaving them to the care of Neteyam who had joined the fight moments after you.
Ao'nung comes at you from behind, sending the both of you down, your head landing hard on a rock sending shock waves through your skull, your temple had started to bleed as you turn him over, landing punches on his nose until it bled, he kicks you off of him, punching your stinging cheekbone, your nose, your cheekbone, then your nose, as static began to fill your vision.
"You hit like a girl!" You screamed at him, struggling underneath his grip.
"So do you!" He shouts back before you try and push him off you, struggling underneath him before resorting to kicking his groin with your knee which worked like a charm, you were on your feet a second later, spitting out the liquid iron taste that filled your mouth. You switched positions, pinning him down which caught him off guard as you tried to land another hit on his face before he got away, you see the look on his face and you couldn't help but laugh.
"Careful, wouldn't want me to think you enjoy being underneath me do you?" You intoned.
Ao'nung's gaze was piercing and vile enough to poison a thanator. "I'd rather pull my spine out of my ass than ever come close to liking you"
With one last punch to his face you scramble towards Lo'ak who had three on him. You pull one away by his tail, dragging him across the beach before punching another one square to the throat, watching him choke and stagger back before you landed two punches to his face, pinning him down, getting lost in the moment and splitting his eyebrow open. The boy was absolutely befuddled, he does everything he could to get you off of him, but to no avail, he resorted to claw at you, causing your necklace to split, beads flying everywhere.
You feel your shoulder turned around by someone, it was Ao'nung once more with another punch to the nose, feeling hot blood dribble out from your nostrils, you pull his arm down, placing a knee on his ribs and finally letting go all of your pent up frustrations onto his face, you weren't even sure if the blood on your knuckles were his or yours.
"All that mouth yet you still can't fight with your fists" He pants with a sickening grin, the dark red patches on his face contrasting with the cool teal of his skin.
Your jaw tightens, forgetting the pain, letting rage take the wheel as you pulled your dagger out of its sheath, raising it up to his neck and watching as the sight of it wipes the cocky grin off his face, his lips parting in shock. "You're right, I don't, but i'm damn sure I can fight with this"
"You won't " He spat.
But you nod. "Oh but I would, I really would"
He tries to get out of your grip, you didn't even have to do anything for your knife to knick his skin.
"You want me to take this off your neck?" You ask, looking at his eyes for an answer, you weren't satisfied on what you got so you deepened your knife against his neck, making him let out a broken hiss. "Don't touch my siblings again, or so help me Eywa I will slit your throat and watch while you bleed dry on the beach then I'll call on my íkran to feast on your scorched corpse" You hissed. "You got that reef boy?"
But he does not answer, instead he stares up at you in silence, the only sound eliciting his lips were the ragged breaths he took, you could feel the rapid rise and fall of his chest against yours, his aquamarine eyes bouncing from every point of your face, almost reading you, until the grip on your knife loosened.
You found yourself reading him too, confusion and frustration making your face twist.
That is until someone pulls you away from him, and at the spur of the moment you almost feel like his hands tried to wrap themselves around your waist before your body was so quickly pulled out of his clutches.
Another boy gave you an uppercut, then another knee to the gut before you pointed your knife at him, sending him backwards. You try and stand up, regaining your balance as you let a grin spread on your stinging face.
"That's it," you taunt, nodding at him, unconciously baring your fangs. "Back up"
One of them tries to make a leap for you but you just do the same, so they hiss instead. Fine, you thought. You throw your dagger through the gap between them, making it's mark on a tree behind them, they were stunned to say the least, it even had wisps of hair sticking out from where the knife met the tree, they look back at you horrified.
You see them run away hurriedly calling for their ilus, Ao'nung being the last as he gave you one last look before riding his ilu.
You close your mouth, tasting blood before you wipe your nose with the back of your hand. "Candy-ass bitch" you mutter to yourself.
You were only brought out from your reverie when you hear the familiar screech of an ikran.
Well, shit
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" What was the one thing I asked? "
You huffed, clutching your side. "Stay out of trouble" you say with Lo'ak.
"Stay out of trouble" your Dad repeats for emphasis.
You see Neteyam stepping forward. "Dad, it was my fault"
"No, I don't think so, you gotta stop taking the heat for these knuckleheads" He snapped, turning to you and Lo'ak.
You purse your lips, hesitating before stepping forward "Dad- S-Sir, Ao'nung was picking on Kiri" You try to explain.
"He called her a freak, they picked on Y/N too!, they pushed her around!"
"Lo'ak you asshole!" You shout at Lo'ak, your temper rising once more.
"Hey!" Jake yells, making you flinch, your ears ringing at the volume nowhere near matching your voice, it ceased another impending argument. "What were you thinking? Neteyam, how could you let this happen?"
"Sir, things just got out of hand"
"Bullshit" He says, shaking his head. "If you had handled the fight early on, if you handled it properly we could've stopped this from ever happenning, do you see that?"
Neteyam nods, staring at the floor.
Jake snaps his fingers repeatedly. "Do you see what i'm talking about Neteyam??"
"Yes, sir" He finally says, seeing his eyes blink like rapid-fire.
"Don't even get me started on the two of you" Jake complains, pointing a finger at you and Lo'ak, swinging like a pendulum, eyes landing on your twin brother. "You hit them first! You never hit- what do I always say? "
"Never hit first or else you're no better than them"
"Exactly!" Jake exclaims. "What did you do? Did you listen to me?"
Lo'ak shook his head. "No"
"No, because you never listen do you?"
Lo'ak's ears droop, crossing his arms over his chest.
Jake looks at you and you look at him, trying to push down any iota of fear you had within you. "Christ Y/N, where do I even begin with you"
"Maybe the part where Ao'nung and-"
"-No, you don't get to talk!" He boomed, rounding on you and you quickly avert your eyes. "You don't get to talk! not after what you said to him, the Olo'eyktan's son! Do you forget who he is Y/N? The chief's son!"
"I get it, Dad" You insist, staring at the floor.
"Another word from you and you're grounded for a week" He threatens. "is this really the shit you wanna pull???"q He asks, shouting at your face as you pursed your lips together, an attempt at stopping the tears that threatened to fall. "You're lucky if the Tsahík ever lets you step a foot on the beach again!"
"Well that son of a bitch deserved it" You said bravely.
"I don't care if he did or not, you are in the wrong, you need to see that"
"Dad, she was only trying to-"
"-zip it" He tells Neteyam. "I expected this shit from your bothers but never from you, never you, now you- you went out there and proved me wrong... what do you gotta say for yourself?"
You remained silent and you heard him hum. "That's what I thought"
His flick upwards to your bleeding temple, your bruised face and suddenly he starts remembering that stormy night. "You pulled a goddamn knife to his neck, Y/N, a knife! Are you insane? "
Your own father calling you insane was worse than any blows you had to endure from those boys.
Neytiri enters the hut, walking up to you. "Ma Jake, she gets it, please stop" She says, placing her hand on your shoulder before you shrug it away harshly.
"That's the problem, she dosen't does she?, she never thinks it through, punch first questions later, isn't that right?" He taunts, looking at you, still maintaining a shit poker face. "I can't believe you" He tells you whilst shaking his head in disapproval, that's when your lower lip starts to tremor and your throat start to to cave in.
"You have no idea how disappointed I am of you" He says to the three of you, his tail swishing in the air in frustration. "Most especially you " He tells you, feeling your stomach sink, your eyes start to fog up.
"Go apologise to Ao'nung, both of you"
"What?" Lo'ak retaliates.
"I don't care how you do it, just go and make peace"
Lo'ak heads out first, walking down the steps and onto the beach.
"So what'd the other guys look like?" Jake asks Neteyam.
"Worse"
Jake nods. "Good"
"A lot worse" You hear Neteyam say as you had your back against your Dad, knowing you weren't leaving the hut to apologise to Ao'nung. Turning towards the forest when you see Ronal and Tonowari out on the beach, talking to Ao'nung's friends and hearing the words "have you seen him around-?" before their conversation deemed too incoherent to decipher.
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Your chest felt too tight, your eyes felt too hot, your back ached, your head was spinning. You had found yourself hiding in a secluded part of the island, surrounded by trees and wildlife, water trickling down the stone formations that stood behind you, birds flee above your warbling and squawking, insects chirping and squeaking.
You covered your ears as you allowed the tears to spill from your eyes, curled up into a ball as you stared into the void.
You couldn't breathe.
The world was moving too fast and you couldn't catch up, your grip on it loosening.
You tried forgetting the words your Dad told you, making yourself believe that they didn't matter because he was just angry and he only wanted to look out for you, but you couldn't, your mind was sealed shut and nothing came in or out.
You were spiraling now.
You couldn't breathe, your lungs felt like they were set on fire
Suddenly your mind started to become loud. So loud that it made you wonder where the sound was coming from, you were alone weren't you?
Was it all just happenning inside your head?
That's the problem, she dosen't does she?, she never thinks it through, punch first questions later, isn't that right?
You remember his voice, how he mocked you, how he taunted you.
Are you insane?
You shut your eyes tight, shaking your head, convincing yourself that this was all in your head.
You have no idea how disappointed I am of you, especially you.
"Stop" you tell the disembodied voice, keeping your hands clasped tightly over your ears "You aren't real, you aren't real"
"Who isn't real?"
You whirl your head at lightning speed, almost giving yourself a whiplash in the process, there, just a few steps away from you was Ao'nung, all battered and bruised, standing behind a stream of sunlight.
You stand up abruptly. "Go away" you tell him, turning around to face the rock formation, wiping your tears away.
He stands there for a moment, just looking at you, seeing the wet trails on your cheeks before you so hurriedly turn away from him. "I'm not here to taunt you, Forest Girl" He tells you.
You hum, turning back around. "I don't believe you"
He stepped forward now, directly into the sunlight, highlighting his bruises the shape of golfballs, his eyes turning into a shade of blue you never knew existed. "Fine, believe what you want to" he sighed.
"Have you come to laugh at me?"
He throws his arms in the air only to have them land on either side of his hips with a thwack. "Eywa, were you not just listening to me talk?"
"I'm afraid I hadn't been paying attention to you at all" you confessed dryly.
He gives you a look. "What are you doing here?"
You shrug. "I like looking at rocks"
"You lie" He muttered.
"No I don't"
"Are too"
"I really like how they're so grey"
He raises his eyebrows at you. "Tell me the truth, Forest Girl"
"I wanted to be alone" You say. "I don't like the beach, I don't like the Marui, I wanted some place where it felt like everything was still simple, even when it's not"
Then, a brief moment of silence.
Ao'nung looks around, there were the trees, the grass, the flowers, the insects, the shrubs, the plants.
"I understand" He says, shocking you to your very core. "You are an outsider, you do not belong here in Awa'tlu"
You couldn't help the snuff that comes out of your nose. "Thanks"
"But my people use this trail often," He explained. "you will not feel at peace here"
You stay silent, thinking about what he said, how he said it, how he's behaving, no signs of hostility, or resentment, his parents have sent him away to apologise to you, that much you know.
"Your parents are finding you, you know" He tells you after a moment.
"So are yours" you tell him, recalling the moment you saw Ronal and Tonowari, talking to his other friends to know if they've spotted him or not. "You should go back"
"So should you" He bounces back.
Then, in the distance, you hear his friends calling for him, both of you turning towards the sound.
"Hey," you say, turning to him. "Do me a solid and don't lead them here okay? I'm too tired for another fight, as much as I want to beat your dim friends to a pulp I can't afford another screwup"
He stops in his tracks for a moment before he nods at you. "I wasn't going to" He says, making your eyebrows knit at the middle. "But fine, don't think I'll let you off so easy next time"
"I doubt you won't"
He turns his head back to the way he came. "I'm here! I'm here! Stay where you are I'm coming to you" He shouts before beginning to push past the overgrown leaves that was blocking the path. It addles you when you see him stop walking. "By the way, i've never met someone, let alone a girl, that can put up a fight as well as you did"
You giggle through your nose, a smile cracking on his face before he leaves you alone.
You didn't apologise to him like your father had wanted but at least it was an entire conversation where not one of you tried to spite eachother.
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You kept avoiding him during lessons which was hard considering Tsireya insists that you and him were a pair already.
So far today was just practicing the transition from holding your breath for long periods under water and learning how to regain your breathe once your ilu leaps out of the water and back again, sticking mostly to your big brother than usual.
Also the fact that Ao'nung and Lo'ak still kept sending death glares to eachother during training was another highlight you've yet to mention, it got so bad that Tsireya had to dismiss all of you two hours early saying that all of your siblings did good, and that you deserved the rest of the day off.
You slap the back of Lo'ak's head. "You're doing it again"
"What do you mean?"
"Quit staring at him, it's distracting" Neteyam says.
"Jesus Lo, just rip off eachother's clothes and hit it in the sack already"
He stood up from his seat, pointing a finger at you. "You're messed up"
You giggle at him as he walks off, you turn to Neteyam who sat beside you, remaining quiet.
"Is dad talking to you yet?"
You shook your head, brushing sand off your feet as you and him sit by the roots. "No, I doubt he ever will"
"Chin up baby sis" He tells you, hooking an arm around your shoulder, shaking you gently. "It has only been two days, I'm sure he will come around"
"If it was you maybe" you tell him before squinting at the beach, watching the whitecaps forming in the horizon. "You and Lo'ak have Dad, say what you want but I know Dad always wanted two boys, Mom has Kiri and Tuk, me, I'm just... I'm not like you, 'Teyam" You found yourself saying, looking at him now. "I cheated my way out of death, became an Avatar, Kiri and I aren't your siblings by blood but at least she was born Na'vi-"
"-It dosen't seem that different to me" Neteyam interrupted you. "I always saw you as my sister, even if you only reached up to my waist when we were kids, even if you had no tail, no fangs, none of that mattered to me... so what if you look a little different now? You've always been Y/N, you've always been my little sister"
Silence ensues as the wind blew in from the sea.
"Shit Neteyam" You finally laugh, looking at the tree tops above you so that the tears that threatened to brim your eyes would somehow fall back in. "It's only 4 pm, damn you"
He cackles, pulling you closer to him until you finally just scoot over, resting your head on his shoulder. Watching the swell of the waves, lapping up at the sand before falling back into the ocean, watching as fishermen cast their nets into the water, children swimming after eachother, hearing the faint yelps of ilus in the background.
You sit there for a few minutes, possibly even half an hour, before Neteyam stands up saying he'll go check up on Kiri and Tuk and see if their Marui was still standing, and with that you are left to your own devices. You begin to hate the quiet and so you stand up and start walking into the lush fauna Awa'atlu had to offer, dancing past moss covered rocks, avoiding skittish insects crawling about. You hear a twig snap behind you, your ears perk up, and a cold feeling washes over your back, your fingers wrap themselves around the hilt of your dagger as you began walking deeper into the forest, staying light on your feet as you hear the rustling grow louder.
You swerve behind a waterfall and start running, slipping in and out of trees, ducking over overgrown branches until you bump into a teal wall of flesh, the impact was so hard you practically bounced off of eachother.
"What the hell do you think you're trying to pull?"
Ao'nung shows you his palms. "Take it easy, no need to get angry again"
"Were you the one following me?" You pressed.
"Yes, until you started running which made me have to run after you"
You abandon your fighting stance, standing up straighter. "Is this some sick joke?"
You see him scratch the side of his mouth. "I realized I never apologised to you... for- for the fight"
"I thought you'd have forgotten it by now"
"Pretty hard not to" He laughed. "I got an earful once I came back home, couldn't stop thinking about it ever since, I even lost sleep because of it"
"My deepest sympathies" You droned.
"I guess I just wanna say that I am sorry" Ao'nung mutters. "For hitting you"
You nod, biting the inside of your cheek as you look around, hearing yourself up for an apology. "I'm sorry too... for hitting you, i'm sorry that you deserved it, i hoped it hurt"
He blinked.
"Also sorry for calling you all those names, sorry for talking about you behind your back, sorry for shit talking you in front of my parents-"
He stops you with his hand. "-what?"
"Yeah"
"Fine, apology accepted" He replied gruffly, half-shrugging. "Now come on, I want to show you something"
"Like hell i'm going to follow you anywhere"
"I'm not going to murder you if that's what you're so worried about"
"Why don't I believe you?" You sassed, raising a lone eyebrow at him.
"I never asked you to believe, I only want you to trust me"
It made you think. "If I trust you, I need to believe that you won't cause me any harm, to trust is to believe"
"It works both ways Forest Girl" you could tell he was getting tired of your technicality.
Huh. "I suppose you are right"
"Are you coming or not?" He calls after you, already several steps away.
You follow him in silence, praying to Eywa he was being true to his word and was not in fact leading you to your death. The pair of you finally reach the end of the forest, a secluded beach, you see him walk all the way to the edge of the water where he called on his ilu, urging you to do the same. You called on Hinewai and you saddled her waiting for further instructions from Ao'nung, when he starts moving forward so do you, when he stops by a huge rock formation covered with palm trees and lush flowers you stop too.
"We have to swim from this point forward" He tells you, jumping off his ilu and sending it off.
You cautiously jump off yours, making a splash as your body hit the water. "I will even race you" He says.
"What are we, 10?"
He half-shrugs, giving you a boyish smile. "Take it as a practice drill"
He dives down and so do you, following him deeper, and deeper also while trying to beat him there, wherever there was. The huge rock formation had stretched down farther than you had hoped, when you spot the hole and watched Ao'ning swim inside, you were having second thoughts about following him in, but your competitiveness took over you and you pursued him, swimming faster so that you could catch up to him. He began swimming upwards, and so do you, propelling yourself as quick as you could so that you'd be head to head, your chest was starting to tighten again and you felt like his was as well, so it was a race to the top.
After what felt like hours you resurfaced and took a huge intake of breath, beating Ao'nung by mere seconds.
"Hah! Take that!" You exclaimed, hooting and cackling as your laughter bounces off the walls of the cave which were covered in bioluminescent bugs resembling Teylu, casting the cave in a soft blueish hue.
"Where are you??" He asks, whirling his head around.
"I'm right here dumbass!" You say, splashing the water which catches his attention.
He laughed loud, wiping his face of water. "I can't see a thing! Can you see?"
You giggled, throwing your head back. "Yeah, yeah! I can see! I see you!"
You both freeze, your splashing had ceased and you both just floated here, staring at eachother's hazy faces in the dark.
"Uhm-" He starts, scratching his head.
"Should i-"
"No-! Yes-! Go ahead"
You swim out of the water, propping yourselves onto the rough rock, he gestures you to follow him deeper into the cave and he stops walking, sticking his back towards the wall and pointing his chin at the most magnificent thing you've ever laid your eyes on.
Your jaw drops to your feet as you marveled at the sight before you.
"Holy fuck" you say.
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AAAAAND THAT'S PART 2! The fight scene was incredibly fun to write as you can see I kinda lengthened it just cuz I had the creative freedom, also the scene with Jake, Neteyam, and Lo'ak gotta have some angst in this chapter, even though there's more coming in the suceeding parts. Anyways!!!! I hope you enjoyed! <3
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As I said, I've written the the duo/trio/group names down idgwjsy this is not all of it since idk some and I refuse to acknowledge MANY. (Will be updating constantly methinks)
I'm sorry for everyone who finds duo/trio/group names cringe and want them to end, but this is literally a way for me to organize stuff and make it easier for me. Yeah they're annoying sometimes, but duo names help me find art/analysis/general information about a friendship in the server without having to search up individual names. Because everyone has stuff other than that one specific friendship.
Like, if I search up 'Foolish Gamers' hoping to find some good Castleduo content, I will NOT find it easily. If I search up 'Foolish Gamers and Cellbit' I will only see stuff about them individually and not together. What I'm saying is, duo names are there (at least for me) for accessibility. And I don't WANT to combine their names because that's what fandoms usually do for romantic ships, which duo names are decidedly NOT.
But I do agree that the fandom should stop naming duos by the players' first random interaction. Stressduo? Really? Stop it, I BEG. At least think of something creative ToT
Anyway, enough ranting and rambles, duo/trio/group names below the cut!
Cucurucho Buddies - Jaiden and Foolish (They named themselves, it's because they both like Cucurucho despite it being evil)
Castleduo - Cellbit and Foolish (They built a castle together and bonded during it)
Landduo - BBH and Foolish (They fought over land during dsmp)
The Jaidens - BBH, Foolish, Cellbit, and Jaiden (They went on an adventure together to complete Jaiden's quest)
Guapoduo - Roier and Cellbit (They call each other Guapito and Gatinho respectively and they're both handsome… ig)
Builderduo - Vegetta and Foolish (They are both amazing builders)
Granduo - Foolish and Richarlyson (They are grandma and grandson <3)
Silly Squad - Foolish, Pac, Mike, and Felps (They are all cartoon characters, very silly people together)
Sweetduo - Etoiles and BBH (They are two of the sweetest people in the server)
Drama Trio - BBH, Forever, and Baghera (They are three dramatic bitches, especially with each other)
Hideduo - Pac and Fit (They formed a truly meaningful bond during hide and seek)
Smoothduo - Pac and Felps (I honestly don't know, they're both smooth af??)
Mustard Duo/Silly Duo - Felps and Foolish (They are very silly, both are attached to Mr. Mustard)
Securityduo - Foolish and Etoiles (They are security guard + client. Always and forever)
Insaneduo - Forever and Cellbit (They have both called each other insane at some point or another)
Crazyduo - Forever and Quackity (They're both crazy when together)
Chaosduo - Cellbit and Quackity (They cause chaos when together) 
Loansharkduo/Buffduo - Foolish and Quackity (They were both part of Las Nevadas during dsmp and the other one is because Foosh is buff and there's a clip somewhere of a buff guy everyone thought was Quackity)
Theory Bros - BBH, Foolish, and Maximus (They were the three who originally theorized about the Island)
Furryduo - Aypierre and Max (They started the Furry club together)
Birdduo - Baghera and Jaiden (They are both birbs)
Goldfishduo - Baghera and Foolish (Foolish canonized Baghera's 1% part fish)
Roseduo/Federationduo - Jaiden and Cellbit (Jaiden let Cellbit visit Bobby Fields and both have strong ties with the Federation)
Sunsetduo/Atardecerduo/Parrotduo - Jaiden and Roier (They often watch the sunset together to remember Bobby & they often parrot each other)
Domingoduo - Leo and Chayanne (They are the two eggs who almost always gets to sunday before they finish tasks)
Musicduo - Wilbur and Tallulah (They are both musically talented)
Deathduo - Philza and Missa (They are both death associated)
Late Night Trio - Dapper, Richas, and Pomme (They are often online during the graveyard stream shift)
Theoryduo - BBH and Max (They were the two first people who started theorizing)
Sounboardduo/Propellerduo - Baghera and Max (They kept using soundboards at each other for SO long & both Baghera and Maximus' late son Trump has/had propeller hats)
Gossipduo - Cellbit and BBH (They like to gossip with each other)
Dappleduo - Dapper and Pomme (They are dapper and apple)
Starduo - Foolish and Tina (They had a Stardew Valley world together and hung out a lot <3)
Favela Five - Felps, Cellbit, Forever, Pac e Mike (They created the Favela together and are the five Brazilian players in the server)
The Mikus - Jaiden and Richarlyson (They named themselves, they both love Hatsune Miku)
Traitor Trio/Federation Trio- Jaiden, Cellbit, and Foolish (They were all perceived as traitors at some point in their lives, no they are not traitors as far as we know & they were the first three people to get jobs from the Feds)
Dapduo - Slimecicle and Quackity (There was a time they kept saying "Dap me up" at each other, not sure lmfao)
Demonduo - BBH and Ironmouse (They are both demons)
Immortal Pen Pals - Foolish and Philza (They interacted mostly through game chat and barely saw each other during dsmp)
Bubbleduo (I think??)- Jaiden and Cucurucho (They like their bubbles)
Tntduo - Wilbur and Quackity (Their characters during dsmp were very very fond and notorious for tnt)
Lampduo - BBH and Baghera (BBH got lamps from the Federation and gave one to Baghera as a sign of trust)
Siblingduo - Baghera and Forever (They are siblings your honor)
Misclickduo - Mariana and Slimecicle (They are both notorious egg death misclickers)
Fonduo - Slimecicle and Baghera (They bonded over fondue)
Codebreakerduo - Etoiles and Philza (They have the biggest beef with the codes)
Djduo - Antoine and Etoiles (They became djs for a day for a charity event :D)
The Squirrels - Tubbo and Foolish (They named themselves, because they cause problems for the Federation)
Suntrio - Jaiden, Cellbit, and Roier (They are all very attached to the sun because of Bobby)
Eclipseduo - BBH and Forever (They are the opposites of each other, the sun to one's moon)
Mazerunner trio/XYZ trio/ Pen De y Jo - Tubbo, Slimecicle, and Roier (They were the ones who were contacted and directed to finding the maze under the wall)
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This is the longest thing I’ve submitted to WW so far. I present to you a daydream that wouldn’t leave me alone while I was in Greece last week. Boyfriend Danny has my heart!
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You were napping in the afternoon sun on the sun loungers you’d rented for the day. Enjoying the warm breeze, head still a little fuzzy from the heat and the mojitos you and Danny had from the beach bar with lunch.
Slowly fluttering your eyes open you notice him missing from the bed next to you. You sit up and turn around just as he’s coming out of the sea James Bond style, looking like a literal Greek god. You watch him walk back to you as he casually throws his hair up in a high bun. God you love him.
“Hey baby, you enjoy your nap?” He leans down net to you placing a salty kiss on your lips, droplets of sea water falling off of him.
“You should have woken me up, we could’ve swam together” you pout a little
“I know beautiful but you looked so peaceful I didn’t want to disturb” another salty kiss.
As he pulls away you see a mischievous smirk appear on his face “you do seem like you need to cool off though”
He whips the hair tie out of his hair and shakes his soaked curls out over your sun baked skin and you gasp sharply “Daniel that’s so cold!” bolting upright on the sun bed you go to tickle his sides in retaliation and he easily dodges you, chuckling as a playful frown crosses your face.
“You are so dead”
“So come at me bro” he taunts.
He shoots off in the direction of the Mediterranean and you chase after him over the hot sand. You catch him once the sea slows him down and tackle him into the shallow waters, finally getting a chance to tickle his sides.
“Okay okay you got me now quit it!”
You relent and you both try to catch your breath between laughter.
“Oh babe I forgot, I got us something!” You run out of the water back to your beds, pull out 2 snorkels and speed back to the ocean full of playful excitement.
“(Y/n) these are perfect!” He grabs a snorkel, pulls you into a hug and presses even saltier kisses all over your face while you both go into fits of giggles.
You spend a while bobbing around wearing your snorkels, spotting fish and shining rocks on the sea bed in the crystal clear waters. After a while Danny taps you on the shoulder and you both come back above the water with red rings on your faces from where the snorkels had been.
You’re floating on your back now with your eyes shut, rolling gently over the waves. But what you don’t see is how Danny is looking at you. He admires your sun kissed beauty and can’t believe his luck that you met, that you agreed to go on a date with him, that you’re celebrating your 1 year anniversary in paradise.
You feel his eyes on you and crack one eye open, his gaze never falters as the biggest smile spreads across your face at your gorgeous boyfriend. You swim over to him and wrap your arms around his neck, bringing him to the sweetest kiss. He hums against your mouth as you deepen the kiss and brings your legs to wrap around his waist. Knowing you could easily get carried away, you both pull away, pupils blown, smiles wide. He runs his knuckles over your pink cheekbones and sighs “I love you so much baby”
“Not as much as I love you” taking that hand in yours and kissing his knuckles. Breaking out of his spell you take a glance back at the beach “Danny I think we scared everyone away” you whispered, noticing that it’s almost empty of people. “Naa they just don’t know how to have fun like we do. You wanna go find some cool rocks before we go?”
Satisfied with your haul of colourful rocks safely in the pocket of Danny’s trunks, you take up your spots on the sun beds and dry off in the last of the evening sun. The car journey back to your rented apartment is spent singing Cat Stevens and Fleetwood Mac at the top of your lungs with his hand in its favourite spot on your thigh.
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junee-e · 8 months
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NEW JUNO EPISODE!!!
(im reasonably early this time lets go)
ramblings and random thoughts follow :D
who’s this chip guy i love him he’s so silly
ive decided i dont like the pet guy hes insulted my new favourite character chip hoffman
‘no he said he didnt like me…and when you think about it thats sort of a challenge’ REAL i love this guy
‘i knew i’d need some help to turn the mood in my favour so i poisoned everyone :D’ cHIP OH MY GOD
bro really posioned everyone and was like ‘you know what everyone else has passed out this would be a great time for some family bonding’ and honestly gotta respect him for that
hey what if lydia…..doesnt seem poisoned…..chip…..does…..but also chip is….a silly guy…..and now i’m…..confused
im suspicious of the bird guy he seems mean :[
WAIT NO IS CHIP A BAD PERSON NO MY BOY WAIT NO
ive got attached to a criminal in 15minutes kevin why and how?
i say that as if 3/4 of the people in this podcast arent also criminals and arent also my favourite
juno being in wonder of of chips plan to just pretend to pass out for literal hours to avoid talking about something…..juno…..juno no…..
OOOOO THE DARK MATTERS STREAM FIRST MENTION (i think maybe im wrong) OOOOOO
HE THOUGHT THEY SPLIT UP BECAUSE OF THE BIRD AHAHAHAHA
ok ok lydia she seems kinda mean but also like…..reasonably straighforward? i dont know if i like her?
OH I DO NOT LIKE THE BIRD GUY FUCK HIM HE IS TERRIBLE
you know what i still love chip stealing from the bird guy is justified
yeahhhh she never had the poison fish!!! im right all the time ever about everything
*rita, very excited*: ‘oh boy whodunnit mista steel??’ rita is so me i love her
‘monty has a habit of repeating things?’ ‘repeating things??’ ‘repeating things.’ LMAO i love this show
WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THE DEATH OF A BIRD SO SAD IM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK
‘whoever your searching for, they arent going to fill the hole you think they will. nobody ever does.’ NO SHUT UP. JUNO DONT STOP LOOKING FOR NUREYEV PLEASE
‘we are not puzzle pieces destined to click together’. BUT THEY ARE NO
‘do you recognise that?’ ‘i do. but i need to find him Dr Hoffman. He’s in trouble’. HELL YES JUNO ASJKDFKSJGE
fuck yeah we really got the best ending: dont help the piece of shit bird man, help the nice lady, still get what we need
the fact that the moment juno says ‘we’ i know hes talking about nureyev…..*insert sounds of me screming into a pillow*
‘what nureyev was offering was the kind of clean cut lydia was talking about. the chance to start fresh somewhere else….with someone else.’ BUT YA DIDNT
AND HES STILL LOOKING FOR NUREYEV LETS GOOO :D
THE ?DOKANA? (i dont know how to say it) GROUP A NEW LEAD YAYYYY
THEY’RE GETTING CLOSE?????
DOES RITA NOT KNOW ABOUT SLIP????
‘and of course lydia hoffman. she seemed like the happiest of the sad and she’d done it by cutting ties with her past cleanly’ ISTG IF THIS SEASON ENDS WITH JUPETER LEAVING EACHOTHER I WILL NOT SURVIVE
annndd thats the end. we got new answers new leads new angst. i am not ok.
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nicherayy · 2 years
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Imagine being la squadra's child
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You were found by Risotto at the age of six. Being on the street without anyone, looking scared and miserable. That's why he took you to his team's base.
At first you were expected to be allowed to live with them while they searched for your family. Yes, but something went wrong and they got too attached to you. And the first time you called one of them "dad". Oh boy.. Of course they decided to keep you as their child.
Risotto always made sure you were okay physically and mentally. He didn't even noticed how he became overprotective of you. You were his smol and cute child, how could he not? Now that you have become a teenager, this feeling hasn't disappeared. He always makes sure that you have eaten and slept well.
And if he's on mission and can't make sure of it himself, there's Prosciutto for that. He never expected to take care of a child, so he treats this whole situation very strictly and responsibly. You know this kind of parents who remember everything about their children from their interests to their favourite blanket? Yeah, that's Prosciutto. In general, he is very responsible for your upbringing, wanting to raise an educated person. You even have evenings where you discuss literature together. Of course, he's sometimes annoyed by questions like "would you love me if I turned into a bug?", but he won't complain. Speaking of literature and education..
Melone is your tutor in all possible subjects. Now you know biology especially well, congrats. Sometimes Ghiaccio can help you with physics or math. These two are a lot of fun to spend time with. If you want philosophical conversations in the kitchen at night, these are your people. Just try not to make Ghiaccio angry, you'll wake everyone else up. But usually you just drink tea with the question "what is life".
Pesci is like your older bro (which makes him very happy). Sometimes you go fishing together, it's your special bonding time. If you like coffee, then you always drink his portion of it so that Prosciutto does not see.
Formaggio and Illuso... how could you forget your funny dads. Do you want to learn how to drive? Go ahead, we'll go with you, just make sure not to kill us all. Did Prosciutto stops you from eating sweets at night? Who is Prosciutto? I hear this name for the first time, here's your favourite one kid. Ah yes, they refers you as "kid". They started calling you that when you first met, and it continues to this day. Bonus points for Illuso making your hair.
Sorbet and Gelato are like your besties. You gossip about everything and if I say everything it means EVERYTHING. Sorbet paints your nails while you and Gelato laughing about some actor's haircut. They spoil you rotten. You're their baby, why shouldn't them? They'll buy you anything you point your finger at. Sometimes they can tease you, but you actually don't mind as they'll never say something offensive to you.
You can't be more grateful for your family. They all love you dearly and they will always see you as their child.
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Woah, that was a lot. I hope you guys like it! I'm doing requests so go ahead✨(I can write on any jjba part or character)
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wangxianficfinder · 2 years
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"Beautiful Writing and Good Plot" Compilation Part 2
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"Beautiful Writing and Good Plot" Compilation Part 2 (Pt.1 here)
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symmetry by bleuett (M, 45k, wangxian, scifi au, cultivation in space, happy ending, yearning, reunions, non-sexual intimacy, grief/mourning, unconventional time travel)
break me like a promise, keep you like an oath by Eevee (ChaosBitch) & gayjeris (M, 19k, wangxian, major character death, angst w/ happy ending, trauma, mental instability, demonic cultivator LWJ)
Under every sky, in every way by naqaashi (M, 13k, wangxian, curses, curse breaking, mermaids, fix-it of sorts, angst w/ happy ending, fluff, secrets, confessions, hurt/comfort, golden core transfer fix-it, genius WWX)
The envy of the world by vulnerable_bead (E, 48k, wangxian, post-canon, night-hunt; Mojo’s post) WWX and LWJ as teachers to LSZ, LJY, and Lan junior OCs; poetic fairytale prose; a casefic of unfurling complexity with an intelligent, subtle, and tragic antagonist; mysterious uncharted musical magic; a climactic confrontation that deserves to be animated. And then there’s the famous Windowsill Papapa Scene.
Build me no shrines by occultings (M, 54k, wangxian, post-canon, case fic, slow burn, pining, confessions, getting together, hurt/comfort, whump, angst w/ happy ending)
some good mistakes by Lise (T, 18k, wangxian, JC & WWX, JC & LWJ, post-canon, roadtrips, JC pov, rescue missions, hurt/comfort, JC & WWX reconciliation)
The most dangerous thing is to love by KatAnni (E, 112k, Wangxian, Fix-It, Canon Divergence, Golden Core Reveal, Angst with a happy ending, Everyone lives, Hurt/Comfort) - Early Golden Core Reveal, heartwarming scenes of reconciliation and sibling bonding mixed with heart-wrenching scenes of wwx dealing with the trauma of the burial mounds and having to talk about feelings
A Secret Never Shared by Vrishchika (T, 28k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, frankencanon, Pining, Soft LWJ, Deity WWX, BAMF WWX)
green sleeves growing cold by mistergoblin (G, 16k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, CQL Verse, Fairy Tale Elements, Mild Angst, Fluff, jealousy & misunderstandings, curses as an excuse for more Yearning, LWJ POV, lwj centric, Repression, No War AU, Touch-Starved, Everyone lives, Happy Ending)
看客散去唯你我不忘 | the world forgets but i still remember you by prettyxianxian (T, 11k, WangXian, Modern AU, Flashbacks, POV Multiple, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Insecurities à la Wei Ying, manifest au, Yunmeng Bros Reconciliation, Good Parent YZY, Good Parent JFM)
paired wings soaring by typefortydeductions (E, 33k, WangXian, Modern AU, Domestic Bliss, Slice of Life, Angst, Fluff, Smut, Hurt/Comfort, Kissing, BDSM, one instance of car sex, wwx is an artist and lwj translates poetry, Light Somnophilia, Suspension, subspace AND domspace, Comeplay, very loving and consensual degradation)
🧡 Song of Suibian and Bichen: Or, the Greatest (And Only) Furby Master of Demonic Cultivation by moonwaif (T, 64k, WangXian, Fix-It of Sorts, canon adjacent, The spiritual weapons are furbies, Angst with a Happy Ending, The parent trap but make it WangXian with furbies, Mutual Pining, Taking my favorite parts of every adaptation and smashing them together)
🧡 Yiling Salon: Hair, Nails and Piercing by TriviasFolly (T, 22k, WangXian, Modern AU, Hairstylist AU, Hairstylist WWX, 5+1 Things, Fluff, Experimental style)
🧡 Night of the Living History (an edutainment special!) by Aerlalaith (T, 51k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Workplace Relationship, Fluff and Humor, Museums, living history, Some Plot, Slice of Life, Injury, a minor haunting)
sweet chaos by eachandeverydimension (G, 86k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Arranged marriage, Fluff, Romance, Light Angst, Falling In Love, Different First Meeting, Qīnghéng-jūn's A+ Parenting, Night Hunts, Chinese Language, Good Sibling LXC, Good Sibling JYL, POV LWJ, Getting Together, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Chinese Culture, Slow Burn, No Homophobia AU)
fish & wild geese by impossibletruths (T, 21k, WangXian, Modern AU, Farm/Ranch, Poetry, Grief/Mourning, Cooking, Catharsis, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Hunger as a Metaphor for Grief, Farming as a Metaphor for Healing, There Are Lots Of Metaphors In Here, Overzealous Use Of Imagery, Podfic: fish & wild geese by raitala)
Pentimento. by orange_crushed (E, 72k, WangXian, Modern AU, College/University, Art Conservation, Mutual Pining, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Angst with a Happy Ending, Misunderstandings, Sexual Content, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Sexual Harassment, Past Sexual Harassment, Masturbation, Sexting, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Workplace Accident, Hurt/Comfort, Past Incarceration, Adoption)
Counterpoint by Magnolias-by-the-Window (JustAnotherAbby), maichan, Tsuminoaru (T, 33k, WangXian, Modern AU, College/University, Classical Music, POV Alternating, Orchestra, Getting Together, Mutual Pining)
And Time Is But a Paper Moon by sami (M, 138k, WangXian, XiChengQing, Time Travel, Fix-It, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Healing, Mental Health Issues, PTSD, Hurt/Comfort, Depression, BAMF WWX, BAMF JC, BAMF LWJ, BAMF JYL, Getting Together)
medium blues by darkterrible (E, 193k, WangXian, Horror, Spooky, Opposites Attract, Fluff and Angst, Gore, Ghosts, Necromancy)
Flowers Blooming in the Dark by TheLegendOfChel (T, 64k, WangXian, Gods & Goddesses, Inspired by Hades and Persephone, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Fusion, Mutual Pining, Forbidden Love, Hades and Persephone AU, Kidnapping, kind of, Courting Rituals, Secret Relationship, Child LSZ, Tooth-Rotting Fluff)
the soft animal of your body by sysrae (T, 15k, wangxian, modern w/ magic, golden core reveal, hurt/comfort, whump, animal transformation, shapeshifting, getting together, confessions)
🧡 Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark (E, 598k, WangXian, WIP, Fix-it of sorts, Talisman master WWX, Not JFM Friendly, Study Arc, Getting together, Fluff and Angst, Engagement)
Restoration by ritualist (M, 85k, wangxian, yiling wei sect au, fairy tale elements, non-linear narrative, time skips, YLLZ WWX, sentient Burial Mounds, sunshot campaign, canon-typical violence, war, politics, implied/referenced rape/non-con, necromancy, surgery, identity issues, pining, angst w/ happy ending)
NOSTOS by animediac (M, 45k, wangxian, pacific rim fusion, non-linear narrative, grief/mourning, angst w/ happy ending, the drift, hurt/comfort, sparring)
Wei Wuxian Makes a Wish series by natcat5 (M, 119k, wangxian, major character death, underage, madoka magica au, modern w/ magic, time travel, high school au, body horror, self-harm, angst w/ bittersweet ending, time loop, mental instability, suicidal thoughts)
💖 Silver & Gold by beeswaxing  (E, 162k, wangxian, post-canon, fix-it, fluff & angst, hurt/comfort, de-aging, established relationship, non-sexual intimacy, cuddling & snuggling, BAMF WWX, horny teenagers, underage kissing, Mojo’s post)
burning camellias by AvoOwO (M, 284k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Sunshot Campaign, Prisoner of War, WWX is a Mess, Genius WWX, Torture, Aftermath of Torture, Blood and Violence, Blood and Injury, BAMF WQ, BAMF WWX, BAMF WN, POV WWX, Hurt WWX, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Sentient Burial Mounds, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Attempted Sexual Assault, No Golden Core Transfer, WWX Has No Golden Core, Poisoning, Smart WWX, Protective WQ, WWX & WQ Friendship, Medical Torture, Cannibalism, WWX & WN Friendship, PTSD, Dubious Consent, Consent Issues, Heavy Angst)
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Under 10k (so maybe slightly less plotty)
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well-met by warlight by wukuiyuxin (Not rated, 2k, wangxian, WIP, Old English Style Poetry, Epic Poetry, [Podfic] well-met by warlight by Cathalinareads (Cathalinaheart) ) an account from LWJ’s POV of meeting, loving, losing, and mourning Wei Ying and raising A-Yuan—in Norse-style alliterative epic verse: a narrative device enabling LWJ to be at once spare, stately, grammatically faultless, and poetically eloquent the way he’s supposed to be in the original Chinese.
Waltz for the Moon by LilyMaxwell (T, 3k, wangxian, LXC & LWJ, scifi au, mermaids, hurt/comfort, healing, sad w/ happy ending, brotherly love, suicidal references, romance, ocean imagery)
🧡 i will find you again by Pip (Moirail) (T, 9k, WangXian, Modern AU, Haunting, Horror, Reincarnation, Fate & Destiny, author lwj, Haunted Houses, Happy Ending)
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aphroditesmoon · 1 year
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Hey there! How are ya??
Could you make sum hcs on how would Xavier and Reader (he/him) celebrate reader's birthday? Maybe they go on a date, or maybe just stay on their shared dorm and snuggle, it's really up to you :)
My birthday is coming (January 5th) and I thought on requesting something from you, I adore your writing bro, seriously.
Tysm for reading <3
- ✏️ anon
celebrating your birthday with xavier hcs<3
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xavier thorpe x reader
warnings; reader uses he/him pronouns.
a/n: it's already the 5th where I'm from so happy birthday lovely !! and thank you for enjoying my works♡⁠(⁠Ӧ⁠v⁠Ӧ⁠。⁠)
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- xavier gets really excited for your birthday, mostly because people always forget his until he met you.
- every year, it is an unspoken rule that your birthday date will be at the art gallery you two first met! (his is playing laser tag with you and ajax and ending it with lotr movie marathon but that's another post)
- you two like to act like posh british people with fancy accents running around pretending to be interested in buying a painting until he actually pulls up his credit card and buys you a $30,000 painting.
- you repay him by paying for your date lunch.
- he keeps telling the waiters "it's his birthday" "yeah we're celebrating his birthday :)" until it's so uncomfortably awkward and they have to give you a free slice of cake.
- after lunch, you two decided to hit up the farmer's market.
- neither of you are talented cooks, but he's been learning about how to cook a nice salmon and steak lately
- after gathering the ingredients needed, you head back to your place and attempt to make a nice grilled dory fish together.
- it's definitely your favourite bonding activity now, you never knew that cooking could be such an enjoyable thing to do!
- working together to prepare the meals, almost burning the sausages because you started making out halfway through, etc.
- you're also very surprised at how serious he takes the way you cut the vegetables, if it's too big or too small he starts grumbling and takeover the slicing.
- it's actually adorable how frustrated he gets over baby carrots.
- the dinner was successful without any burning pots and pans thankfully, and throughout the whole meal, his hands stayed lingering above yours.
- he decided he could sneak back into his dorm the next morning and risked getting detention to stay the night with you, your bed more than enough to hold the both of you together.
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cinnamontoads · 2 years
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can we plz hear more mp100 headcanons from u bc ur so right abt reigens citrus allergy
the thing is i have so many headcanons about so many things but also no object permanence past discussing them in dms with my peers so i literally don’t remember a single one UMMMMMM
i’ll get back to you on this when i can get my fish brain to remember more Real and Good ones… i leave you with:
- reigen’s love language is food and he enjoys cooking for people and taking them out for food (kinda obvious one tbh)
- teru likes to collect like. vintage toys and shit. reigen had my little ponies in the 90s. serizawa does gunpla kits and stuff and i’d think they all bond over this perhaps
- i like to think mob and emi reconnect in high school! i think they would be such good friends idk
- tome defers from college for a few years cause she’s not sure what she wants to do (i’m not projecting) (lying)
- reigen tried to make a move on shinra one time after their like second time getting drinks together and shinra was like ummmm. i’m not into men but you do you 👍 and now they’re good buds
- reigen got tetanus after running around in metal and debris barefoot in that last arc of the manga (THIS IS A JOKE I DON’T ACTUALLY THINK THIS)
- reigen can’t go on trains from the ptsd of that OVA for a period of time i have not yet determined but you Know that fucked him up
- reigen has a big scar across his back that, since sliced with a cursed weapon, only himself and other espers can see
- also i think he has a small scar on his forehead because bro keeps getting fucked up in that same spot getting blood all down his face
- i think teru is a hater i think he’s nice and reformed during the day and then goes to his apartment at night and gets into fights with kpop stans on twitter
that’s all i can come up with for now if i remember more i’ll come back 😈 especially like Cute ones bc i KNOWWW i have loads of those that i’m forgetting and it’s killing me !!!
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the99thfanboy · 2 years
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Things we forget about in The Big Bang Theory:
(Updated whenever I feel like it because I use the show for background stimulation and randomly tune in)
Howard Wolowitz has gay thoughts towards George Takei (don’t we all)
Zazzles the cat and his clowder of Manhattan Project bros
Both Sheldon and Amy like cats
Will Wheaton is a playful little ass (I love him)
He led a mob chasing after Sheldon and the guys when they stole the Indiana Jones reels from the theater
Sheldon calls Will’s Wesley Crusher the Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek universe
Howard and Raj have indeed kissed
Sheldon thinks Dick Grayson should be the one to take up the Batman mantle
Stuart thinks it should be Jason Todd
Sheldon, Raj, Howard, and Leonard slept naked together to keep their core body temperatures from plummeting during their North Pole study
Raj likes to think of it as a bonding moment
Penny went to see at least one of the Star Trek movies in theaters without the guys (they were on their North Pole study so she saw it on her own before they did)
Mary Cooper drinks Diet Pepsi but has a mild Dr Pepper addiction
Part of her prayers are for Leonard to get a girlfriend
Raj is scared of bugs
Leonard, Raj, and Howard once planned to ambush and loot a Boy Scout camp for food
When singing Soft Kitty Sheldon physically moves up and down with change in notes on the line “purr, purr, purr”
In Sheldon’s dream, Raj cuddled up to Howard after they all fell asleep on the couch. Meaning that Sheldon thinks Raj would really cuddle with Howard given the right circumstances
Sheldon has restraining orders against him for Stan Lee and Leonard Nimoy
Barry Kripke fences and is knowledgeable enough to instruct
Sheldon doesn’t care about money despite having a good amount of it saved. He lends it to Penny when she needs it and volunteers money for a college fund for Howard and Bernadette’s child
Sheldon has both a floor and wall safe for valuables
Sheldon is scared of dogs, including Goofy but excluding Pluto
Will Wheaton and Stuart play DND with William Shatner, Kevin Smith, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Joe Manganiello
Leonard was invited to play when Stuart dropped out
After he’s kicked out for telling Penny, she, Amy, and Bernadette join
Sheldon's horse in Red Dead Redemption was hit by a train and he has to go through a grieving process before replacing him
His name was Chauncey
When Sheldon was fired he started going through hyperfixations. One of which was glow-in-the-dark fish which led to spin off ideas of glow-in-the-dark tampons and weaving clothes on a large loom
Sheldon built a death ray as a kid. According to his mother it barely slowed down the neighbor kids
Raj had dinner with and kissed a guy dressed in drag as an Orion slave from Star Trek
His name was Richard or Kimberly
Raj and Leonard agree that they are both Omegas
Leonard wears dresses or dress-like garments on several occasions and expresses that he likes how freeing and breezy they are (he also looks hella cute)
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niko-ur-local-moron · 5 months
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I have no idea why but my brain went "Topez merman AU"
Luis lives with his mother and siblings near the sea in a big hut and they live off fishing and Luis' turn to go fishing
Tony casually enjoying the sunrise above surface when he notices a very handsome and muscular fisher on his way to the dock
He obviously falls in love with him and after a few days of watching Luis from far away one day he just pops up next to the dock to casually say hi and Luis freaks out and falls into the water
They bond, they have long talks everyday, Tony's somewhat silly and cheeky a perfect match for the grumpy and reserved Luis
They keep their friendship a secret, obviously and Luis' older brother, Ernesto starts to suspect something because lately Luis' seems waaayyy too eager to go fishing, taking turns for his family and goes to check on him now and then, Tony usually managing to sneak away and Luis and Ernesto get ina fight as usual
Tony's super curious about the surface world and Luis brings him new stuff every day. A necklace (often things that are shiny which are Tony's favorite), silverware, glass bottles, watches, ......socks. One day he brings him a pair of shades and Tony absolutely LOVES them
The other day Luis introduced him to the internet and Tony spent the entire day watching a Netflix's series on Luis' phone, much to his annoyance shsjskskk
Ernesto manages to walk in on them but only hears Tony's voice but he disappears underwater and he starts to catch on but doesn't know how to squeeze the info out of Luis
Eventually Luis and Ernesto swim out to the open sea on a small boat to catch more fish and a storm arrives (Tony watches over the boat worryingly all the time) and they're kinda fucked. They get into another fight and Ernesto comes up with a plan to make the water creature reveal itself-- he pushes Luis into the water. Luis is NOT a good swimmer and the furious waves eventually take him under. Ernesto suddenly panics because UMMM I JUST KILLED MY LITTLE BRO OH SHIT
Tony freaks out even more and jumps in after him. He brings him back to the surface and Ernesto helps him drag his body back in the boat but he's unconscious and he doesn't know what to do. Then Tony remembers something called CPR that he saw in that Netflix's series where the characters ended up in a similar situation and he climbs up onto the boat too and performs it on Luis with shaky hands and keeps begging him to wake up.
It works and Luis wakes up and coughs out the water while Tony keeps hugging him and shaking and thanking whichever god there is that he is alive. Luis eventually calms down and realises that they're all in the same boat and that the secret's out and he's like "well shit"
Ernesto is neutral about it, decides to not tell anyone for now and Luis comes back to fish on the dock while chit chatting with Tony
The other day he swims out solo during nice weather and Tony's EXTRA curious cuz he's only in his swimming trunks (siiimppp). Turns out he wants to be a better swimmer so the situation from the storm doesn't repeat so he might as well train for now in the calm water. They swim around talking and at some point they stop, facing eachother and Tony wraps his arms around him and Luis just doesn't know what to do. He knows where Tony is going with it but is he really capable of falling in love with a man? And a man that is not even human?? Like how could that work out, for the rest of their lives? They can't even be in a one room together!
Tony leans in and their lips brush against eachother but Luis pulls away and swims back to the boat. They swim back home in silence and they depart.
Some days later they're back to normal (well somewhat, stuff still feels awkward between them) and they're hanging out while a group of men approaches. Ernesto is behind them, beaten up and apologises to both Luis and Tony about the fact that he accidentally mentioned Tony. They're trying to capture Tony, Luis puts up a fight but a big boat that belongs to the enemies arrives and they manage to capture Tony in a net and they're dragging him out to the sea to another country. Luis and Ernesto rush to help in a small rotor boat and they eventually catch up with the kidnappers.
Tony's kept on a boat, still inside the net and it's really uncomfy because his tail is getting dry and the kidnappers only splash him water from time to time. When Ernesto and Luis make it inside the boat somewhat, somehow Tony would be pushed out of it into the sea-- that's great but he is still in a net. Luis jumps in after him with a knife and swims down to his level and he just sees how scared and uncomfortable Tony is inside that net and how he has no idea what's going on and just wants to be with Luis back the shore and their dock and his heart aches because gosh he wants to protect that old mermaid forever. He starts cutting the net and Tony's eyes never leave him and he's finally free and Tony grabs him to help him swim back up to the surface but they just also keep staring at each other and in one moment they just both lean in a kiss each other passionately. Not for long tho cuz yeah, Luis is a human and they gotta swim up eventually. (stupid human lungs>:[ )
They're kinda flustered about what happened but they get Ernesto back to their boat and they swim back home. The next day Tony is awaiting Luis, excited to see his favourite person as usual and he arrives as always and jumps into the water to greet Tony and he's so so happy to be back in their safe place and just wrapped his hands around Luis and since they were above water so he just kept kissing him non-stop, using the opportunity.
And that's all I have for now I guess?? Came up with this on a whim like my brain went "Topez.......but one of them is a merman" and I was like "hell yeah a decent thought"
Cringy aus LET'S GOOO
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Yk what, I shall fancy you by asking about Idaho and Oregon. Tell me your head cannons about the two of them.
And I mean all of it.
Whether it's crazy, angsty, or something else, I. Don't. Care.
Give me passion for the specific things you love or give me nothing
Grabs you firmly by the shoulders. You have given me Power. STRAP IN FUCKERS!
I'll start with Oregon. Little warning now for weed nicotine alcohol and a small hunting mention i guess? Just in case <3
He's chill! He's cool, he's doing alright. In his own words "good, not great". He seems pretty tight with Washington, they're besties.
The West Coast really do scream "dysfunctional family dynamics" don't they?
(Aka, my three girlfriends West Coast boys, and yes, they smoke weed.)
Anyway, he's with Washington the most. That bit of them hanging out together alone while ignoring California's calls? Yeah, that's them all the time. Washington info dumps about tech and Oregon is a little book nerd who absorbs info (Powell's city of books) and it's a very good combo. They share local coffee shop and microbrew recs and go hiking they are!! Hiking bros!!! They are also couch locked high as fuck watching runbacks of 2004 Cartoon Network bros!!! That La Niña bond!!!
Definitely get very philosophical a lot in conversation, like Wash gets viscerally emotional over space stuff and cried over Spirit the rover being shut down (rip to the real ones i miss them all) and Oregon is like god yeah man human attachment to inanimate objects is so wild. They'll either talk about it for hours OR bounce between topics so stupidly fast they don't even remember why they're talking about what they are or how they got on the topic from where they started.
Sorry for talking abt them forever I just think they're best friends.
As I mentioned Oregon is a big book nerd, he likes nature, probably has a house plant problem (they are all named), he hikes, and HUNTS!
This mf bow hunts, drag this out of my cold hands. Gun too sure but BOW HUNT OREGON. Washington gets icked about blood and killing animals probably so Oregon goes alone. Or maybe with Alaska sometimes? I really love Alaska and the PNW getting along for some reason.
Or, he goes with Ida :)
Idaho is Built Ford Tough thats for fuckin sure, this man's a farmer. And he fishes. He unironically owns several dad joke fishing shirts and a women love me, fish fear me hat. I love him. He's pretty outgoing, he Wyoming and Montana are all fairly good pals, hunting buddies and football friends definitely. Sometimes Colorado is alright to hang with, mostly when Denver is a little quieter.
And in a similar fashion, he and Oregon will get into bitchy fights bc Oregon really is still centered around Portland. Married couple spats yk?
Honestly they're just like. Domestic? I guess? They'll go on weekend hunting trips, Idaho really likes to cook esp with game, Oregon likes to try and pair whatever they're eating with a beer if applicable. It's usually applicable, they're "it's past five pm so it's socially acceptable to have a beer now, right?" people. They definitely have a wicked sourdough starter. Oregon likes kombucha sometimes and Ida thinks it's a hell liquid. They go to fuckin Albertsons and bring back like eight things they didn't need.
I've got a hc I've mentioned somewhere before that the West Coast/PNW including Ida have horrific nicotine addictions, and that Ida goes straight for cigarettes or steals off Oregon, who vapes and has a Juul that they scratched their names into with a pin. They're like That couple.
Idk they're in a way like the country/city boy dynamic but also not? Like Oregon is a bit rough and tumble he isn't a pure city boy. And Ida is like not country per se, more game hunting fisher boy. But it's similar yk? A little bit
Their dates are CUTE, they got that weekend hunting trip, Idaho is land locked so Oregon takes him down the coast, or like to an obscure distillery for flight tasting. Otherwise they just do movie nights and nice dinners. Oregon has taken them hiking to a nice place to see stars and has re-info dumped information from Wash about the stars and stuff and Ida is like wow that's so neat, absolutely not looking at the stars he's looking at Oregon.
I could get into angst but maybe i save that for now since I'm talkin about them bein cute and happy and i want them to have that rn tbh
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