Ok, ok, act natural, dont let on that u care-

Fuck!

Ok but why is this DOING IT FOR ME

I need to sit down

ivy you are making me batshit insane my dude

this man is trying to kill me right?

1989

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

I get brat vibes from 1998 Vash  (≧∇≦)/

S3E17: That Which Survives ⋆.˚ ✧ · ˚⊹ ·

Whatever you do don't think about grinding down on Eddie's cock while he digs his ringed fingers into your hips, mumbling something along the lines of "Ohh, that's it. Yeah- mmh- right there..."

And especially don't think about how he'd manually bounce you up and down on himself once your legs have gotten too tired, his mouth forming a soft O as he watches your juices slide down the base of his dick and onto his stomach.

Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.

When Seraphim said "And this is mine" and went all demonic to avenge his lost love. That was so hot of him

Li Lianhua + saying "I love you" without saying "I love you" (1/?)

Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023)

My Neteyam girlies, Ik we be living off of crumbs, but damn when the crumbs are built like this?🤤

This scene gives me so many inappropriate thoughts. If only this little stealth lasted a minute longer, ooof god I’d be a puddle.

Update: me thinking about it how Neteyam has his kuru draped over his chest. You think he grabbed it from over his shoulder and lightly held it in his mouth to make sure it stayed up as he climbed upside down before being certain it wouldn’t fall back down? Cause I’m thinking about and I can’t stop

👁️‍🗨️🫦👁️‍🗨️

//Slams EMH Tony and 2007 Stephen on your timeline

They just look so good together SOBS-

hits the disinformation machine with a bat a big bat a big heavy lead-core thick wood bat kablam whack whack whack whack whack. miguel ohara does not have "spider instincts," he has never in even one piece of official material ever had nor experienced the phenomenon that fandom colloquially refers to as "spider instincts," okay, that concept is entirely and 100% a fandom-born headcanon that people created post-ATSV as an excuse to write the guy as a stupid Feral Brown Beast-Man caricature . lord have mercy. it takes. two seconds of research 2 not perpetuate racist malarkey. do better