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wagnerbrainrot · 4 days
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Greta Van Fleet as these gnome memes:
Josh:
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Jake:
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Sam:
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Danny:
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wagnerbrainrot · 3 months
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wowowow
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Birdie
Golfer!Danny x Reader 18+ (afab anatomy) MINORS DO NOT INTERACT YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.
gender neutral terms, vagina haver, multiple orgasms, soft dom danny, soft smut, very light daddy kink (it's mentioned once), praise kink, unprotected sex (wrap it!), oral both receiving, p in v, aftercare - i think that's it, sorry if i missed anything!
Danny comes home to a homemade lunch after a morning on the course and shows you just how much he appreciates you.
A/n: gc asked for soft smut so here we go 🤭
you had just finished prepping lunch when you heard the door slam. "in here babe!" you called from the kitchen, wiping your hands on your shirt and moving from the counter to greet your boyfriend.
"hey my love," he said, smiling at you, leaning forwards to plant a sweet kiss on your lips, resting a hand on your waist. He peered over your shoulder to see the lunch spread you had put on the kitchen table. "babe, you made me lunch?" he asked sweetly, grip tightening around you. "i wanted to do something special! you've been working so hard and," he cut you off with a kiss. "you're just the sweetest. how did i get so lucky?" he cupped your jaw and pulled you in deeper, swiping his tongue across your bottom lip, begging for entrance. you pulled away, panting slightly, as he moved down your neck. "f-fuck danny, the lunch..." you gasped, reveling in the way his tongue worked at your skin.
"it'll still be there when we're done. besides there's something more delicious right in front of me." he whispered, returning to your lips as he slowly walked you backwards until your back hit the counter. his hands migrated towards your chest, toying with your shirt before slipping it off, exposing your skin. he placed soft kisses down your chest, teeth dragging ever so slightly. you moaned again, mouth dropping open, eyes slipping shut. "you gonna be good for me baby?" he asked, hands reaching down to unbutton his pants. you followed his lead and sank down to your knees, "you're always good for me huh? such a sweet baby," he trailed as you looked up at him through your eye lashes.
you placed your hands on his hips, leaning forward to kiss the tip of his hardening cock through his underwear, watching the precum leak through the fabric. "fuck, baby," he groaned, hand threading into your hair, keeping that nice firm grip that makes you go weak in the knees. you pressed more open mouth kisses, trailing down to his bare thighs, marking them along the way, before finally pulling his boxers down.
you giggled as his hard cock smacked against his stomach, letting his beautiful sounds wash over you. "so good for me baby," he whispered, taking in the view. ever so slowly, you placed a hand around him, lightly grazing the skin, before placing a kiss against the tip, slowly slipping it past your lips. as you sank further down, taking him into your throat, you let out a low hum, relaxing your throat as he thrusted gently into your warm mouth. you never knew giving someone else head could feel so good, but the way his hands felt in your hair went straight to your heat. "so beautiful," you heard him say from above you, as he rocked slowly into your mouth. you felt his hips stutter, a tell tale sign he was about to cum, so you tightened your grip on his hips, pulling him deeper to the hilt, until your nose was pressed against his pelvis, buried in the dark hair that surrounds him. "shit," he hissed as you hummed, hollowing your cheeks around him.
you swirled your tongue, curling it around what you could reach, peering up at him, watching the way his chest flexed, head tipped back. "so good baby," he grunted as you pulled off with a pop. you could tell he was seconds away as you kitten licked the tip. you watched the way his abs tightened, hand cradling his balls, before sinking back down, hollowing your cheeks, loving the feeling of him in your mouth before he's cumming down your throat. you take him to the hilt once more, swallowing around him as he cums. "fuck, fuck i love it when you do that," he chants, keeping you pressed against his skin as he rides out his high.
he sighs, releasing his grip, and you sit back on your heels, "was that okay?" you asked, voice hoarse from the abuse your throat just took. he scoffed at you, "more than okay," he assured, helping you off your knees. "now let's take care of you, darling," he said, pushing your sweat pants down so you could kick them off. "gorgeous," he murmured, taking in the view of your body, "fuck. i am lucky," he says, mainly to himself, before reaching out to touch you. you gasped at the feeling of his hands on you, something you may never get used to.
he patted the counter, signaling for you to hop up there, gripping your waist as you do so, helping you the rest of the way up, before laying you down, and spreading your legs. he leans forward, taking no time to get his mouth on you, sucking a hickey onto your thigh, moving to your hip, leaving light teeth marks as he nips at your skin in such as way that makes your heart stutter. "danny, please," you manage to whimper out, he looks up at you with dark eyes, "please what, darling? use your words, i know you can," he growled. you bit your lip to hold back a moan. "don't hold back love, i want to hear all your noises. so sweet, could make a playlist out of 'em," he teased, you could feel his breath puff against your skin. "need your mouth," you pleaded, eyes slipping shut. "good job, baby. i knew you could do it, so good for me always," he praised before finally tipping down and swiping a tongue across your clit. you couldn't help the surprised moan that escaped your lips. you keened high and airy as he moved lower, slipping his tongue into your hole, nose bumping lightly into your clit, giving you just enough sensation to make it a little unbearable. "fuck, fuck, fuck," you chanted, effectively egging him on.
he slipped a few fingers into you, curling up as he pressed them inside, tongue still sliding between your folds, swirling around your clit. "feel good, baby?" he asked, fingers still working inside you. "uh huh," you whimpered, clenching around him, trying to get that amazing friction. "please," you begged, hips wiggling, working towards your high. "please, what?" he asked, almost teasingly, you groaned, "fuck, please make me cum danny, i need it, fuck, fuck!" you grunted, feeling the way his tongue latched onto your clit, fingers thrusting roughly, other hand splayed across your stomach.
"danny, shit, i'm close," you warned, soft moans slipping out in rythym with his fingers thrusting inside of you. he replaced his fingers with his tongue once more, fingers circling around your clit, "cmon baby, cum for me," he whispered, at that was it. your orgasm hit you like a punch to the gut, you let out a loud moan as your orgasm tore through you. "fuck! daddy!" you cried as he kept his mouth on you as you rode out your high. he slowed his movements as you came down, both of your chests heaving from the effort.
you sat up a little to look at him, laughing a little breathlessly. you flicked your eyes over to the lunch that had been abandoned on the table, before he grabbed your chin, turning your head back to him. "ah ah, i'm not done with you yet," he said, pulling your hips closer to the edge of the counter. he shifted just a little before slipping his length into you. "fuck," you gasped out, not expecting it to be that quick. you sat up a little more, pressing yourself to his chest, legs hooking around his back, pulling him deeper.
you reveled in the way you stretched over his length, moans falling freely from your lips as his mouth returned to your neck.
"not gonna last long this time baby," he grunted out, whimpering each time he thrusted into you, "me either," you said, stomach already tightening once more as you came close to your second high. he hurried his thrusts, slamming into you roughly in just the right way. you tightened your legs around him as he quickened his rhythm, "shit baby, gonna cum," he whispered moving to pull out, but your legs kept him from moving "want it in me, please," you gasped, one of your hands moving to circle around your clit. "shit," he gasped out, thrusting sharply a few time before spilling into you. the feeling of his cum filling you up was the final thing you needed to reach your second orgasm of the night, crying out as you came on his length, legs finally dropping from around him, feeling the wetness from both of you dripping down your thighs.
you rested your head against his chest, listening to his heart beat as you both came down from your orgasms. you felt a little empty as he slipped out of you, laughing a little at the way his eyes widened at the sight of his cum dripping out of you. "shit, we gotta do that again," he said breathlessly, before breaking out into laughter. you couldn't help but join him, "i guess i should make you lunch more often," you giggled, leaning forward to press another kiss to his lips.
"that was fun," you sighed as you hopped down from your position on the counter, you looked around at the mess before you, both from cooking lunch, and the meal danny just had. "i've gotta clean this up now," you breathed, looking back towards danny, a gentle smile on your face.
he shook his head, "nah, baby. i'm gonna run you a bath, and while you're soaking and relaxing, i'm going to clean the kitchen. you work just as hard as me," he said, pressing a kiss to your forehead. "i'm so lucky," you sighed, repeating his words from earlier, giggling as he nodded in agreement. he pulled you towards the bathroom, pulling you in front of him so he could smack your bare ass once more. you shook your head at him, watching as he bounced around the bathroom, filling the bathtub for your soak.
as you stepped in to the warm water, he pressed a sweet kiss to your lips, "when you're done we'll eat the beautiful lunch you made, okay? see you down stairs," he smiled warmly, before leaving you to your bath.
it couldn't get much better than this.
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wagnerbrainrot · 3 months
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Danny’s face just proves to me he just does what he’s asked without really knowing what he’s getting into.
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wagnerbrainrot · 4 months
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you know sam is a real girl dad at heart because every photo he takes of rose is at the weirdest possible angle but theres also like 169827298 pictures of her total
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wagnerbrainrot · 4 months
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im addicted to sudoku
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wagnerbrainrot · 4 months
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i present to you, some of my fave jake pics ever
hey if anyone has any beachy pics of sam and jake they’d like to share, feel free to send those my way. for no reason at all 👀
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wagnerbrainrot · 4 months
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i finally feel like me again wooo (i dyed my hair and get a week break from school)
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wagnerbrainrot · 4 months
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need all of these
My GVF Predictions for 2024
Sam will attempt to grow a beard similar to George Harrison circa 1970. He'll nearly get there, but when he starts braiding it, his friends and family tell him to shave it off
A new music video will come out for either Sacred the Thread or Farewell for Now out of the literal blue
videos of Danny singing Bon Jovi in a Nashville karaoke bar will unearth
Josh will get another piercing
GVF will issue an apology, revealing that they accidentally deleted the files for the Broken Bells music video
Jake will commit to speaking in nothing but latin for an entire interview
Some cryptic sign will be dropped that Oliver Reed isn't dead
Something's gonna come out of that mystery song that they've been playing during their jam sessions on stage, I swear
Josh is gonna try to bring back shoulder pads and he may or may not pull it off
At least a few members of GVF will accidentally make their way into the background of a Mastercard commercial like Michael Clifford did in 2014
Danny will get another tattoo of something goofy, like a frog playing a banjo or a dorito bag
Sam will want to get a tattoo too, but talk himself out of it while it's happening so he's left with a dot tattooed on him, which he calls a freckle tattoo
GVF will release a new curated spotify playlist, but it's just Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday album
Josh will tease a new short film about space pirates with Jake cast as the evil, latin-speaking three headed villain
New outfit debuts all around for the next leg of the Starcatcher tour, including more capes, more sparkles, and more chains
Josh has spent their entire break trying to figure out how to apply pyro to his microphone so he can shoot shit out of it, which he will test during their next performance
GVF holiday single drop, but they're all giving their worst Frank Sinatra impression and it's a clusterfuck
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wagnerbrainrot · 4 months
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thinkin about how i was never much of a jake girl but ever since starcatcher came out i haven’t been able to get enough of him 😩
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wagnerbrainrot · 4 months
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Have we addressed the anaconda in the room
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wagnerbrainrot · 4 months
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Imagine just straddling his hips and plopping down on him. Laying across his chest and placing soft kisses to his cheeks, nose, lips and neck. The way he’d giggle with a soft “Stahp it - people are watching!” As he wraps his arms securely around your waist and holds you close, tucking his face into the crook of your neck so no one can see the crimson blush taking over the apples of his cheeks. Your eyes fluttering shut because he’s your safe space and you know you’re okay in his arms.
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wagnerbrainrot · 5 months
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Definitely do not think about building a snowman with any of the boys...don't do it
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wagnerbrainrot · 5 months
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gonna leave this here bc my mind is racing
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wagnerbrainrot · 5 months
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does anyone remember him
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wagnerbrainrot · 5 months
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i just wanna hug him and ugh
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wagnerbrainrot · 5 months
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gonna leave this here bc my mind is racing
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wagnerbrainrot · 5 months
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I just know Danny growls during sex
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