#gay ig
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Men should be gay
- J.R.R. Tolkien, Unfinished Tales, p. 266
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you have a stock im arsch, i have hummeln im hintern. we are not the same.
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Deutsches queeres Tumblr, was halten wir davon?
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The humiliation of holding your ticket up for the Fahrkartenkontrolleur but then he scans somebody else's tickets first. Might as well give up at this point. I'm a disgrace. Ich hatte sogar meinen amtlichen Lichtbildausweis schon in der Hand
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Ten bucks says this post WON'T have a supernatural gif posted on the end of it by this time next week
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Ich korrigiere mich. Der Mann der im der Bahn vor mir sitzt, schaut auf dem Handy Fußball und hat sich gerade ein Bier aufgemacht.
Da kann ich mit meinem Käsebrot nicht mithalten
Gibt es etwas deutscheres als am Bahnsteig sein Käsebrot aus dem Jack Wolfskin Rucksack zu holen, während man auf die S-Bahn wartet?
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Gibt es etwas deutscheres als am Bahnsteig sein Käsebrot aus dem Jack Wolfskin Rucksack zu holen, während man auf die S-Bahn wartet?
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Re: What would be more confusing to find knocking at your door, The Walrus or The Fairy
The obvious answer is
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Which non-Kermit Muppet do you think would make the best author? What would they write?
Gonzo.
The Complete Works of Charles Dickens.
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After seeing a question on Reddit about Germans and foldable rulers, I need to know how everyone feels about them.
The ask implied, that foldable rulers are not super common to use or own outside of Germany, and now I am wondering about exact demographics and why.
Pls spread and add your country in the tags if you want. I can not imagine owning a tool box without one of these. And no, I am not talking about measuring tape, I specifically mean these foldable rulers. They also exist with cm + inch measurements.
EDIT: I specifically mean the item from the image. A long ruler, 1-3m long, can have inch + cm, or just cm measurememts, and it may be called a folding ruler or folding rule. The reddit post called it a foldable ruler however, hence I used this term.
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ra ra rasputin something something sour cream
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Stellt euch vor der Bankraub wäre ein bisschen früher gewesen: so circa... sagen wir 1998.
Was ich damit sagen will, stellt aich vor Adam gräbt die Kiste aus, öffnet sie und das Geld ist in verfickten D-Mark.
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Hello,
You said that Aziraphale is obviously gay coded. Do you think Crowley is too?
I think Crowley is disaster coded.
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