sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

Whatever you do don't think about grinding down on Eddie's cock while he digs his ringed fingers into your hips, mumbling something along the lines of "Ohh, that's it. Yeah- mmh- right there..."

And especially don't think about how he'd manually bounce you up and down on himself once your legs have gotten too tired, his mouth forming a soft O as he watches your juices slide down the base of his dick and onto his stomach.

GUYS I JUST WATCHED ROUND 6

what are your favourite unhinged headcannons for the lads/lnds LIs please?🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 like something that based on how they act in canon preferably but even if it's way left field, just something funny about them

I personally headcanon Zayne as autistic (my radar is going OFF) so I’m 100% projecting when I say that he’s definitely offended MANY superiors at university with his manner of speaking. This makes him feel absolutely HUMILIATED when he gets told off/reminded that not every takes his straightforwardness as a good thing. It’s why sometimes he often hesitates & rethinks his words with the MC; the Neurodivergent Struggle™️

Ever since he and MC started dating, he’s definitely caught himself looking in the mirror more than he ever did before. Not out of vanity, but merely checking in on his appearance every now and then. He’s more conscious of how he looks (in a good way!!) compared to how he previously viewed his body as simply a vessel before. Goes completely red when caught by them, and plays it off as checking for new scars (hint: there aren’t any this time).

Rafayel has a habit of making biting remarks as he gets all shy and defensive, but sometimes he doesn’t hear the double entendres behind his words until the MC smirks at him. Sometimes it’s purely coincidental and he goes beet red, other times he’s lowkey handing them bait to tease him. Maybe a small part of him likes it when he hears them say such scandalous things and joke around…

Delicate as his hands are, he’s got a pretty extensive knife collection. Super fancy too, like the stuff you’ll find at those oddly specific stores downtown where the single set of 6 pieces costs your left kidney and a leg. When he’s run out of inspiration, he sharpens them and takes VERY good care of them. This type of attention is also given to his beloved daggers and weapons of choice. Shiny = pretty is a very recurrent theme with him.

Xavier had gone through a phase where he was trying his best to adjust to life amongst humans, and that was when he was introduced to the wonders of pop culture and the entertainment world. So if he happens to hum along to insanely obscure songs that were popular a decades ago and somehow has every song by said artist memorized, don’t question it. He’s a multi-stan.

Being such a sleepy guy who’s barely conscious, Xavier has definitely skipped MANY relationship milestones with the MC by accidentally letting important words slip during phone calls. Whenever they call him and he’s just woken up, he just word-vomits/half-mumbles his way through his sappiest thoughts that come to him so easily (examples: “I love you so much” “Can’t wait till you marry me” and “Let’s buy a big house for our future family”)

This actually turned out to be more detailed than I thought it would be, sorry for rambling nonnie. This is practically a piece of writing on its own 😭😭

That character is not your favorite character unless you inflict irreversible psychological damage on them or write a 300-500 word essay of everything about them. If you haven’t done any of the above, then you’re not legally, or even biologically, a fan of that character. Dems the rules.

DID YOU SEE THE PIC OF SEB HUGGING MICK

If you post hate/dislike whatever negative in ship/character tag in year 2024 then your fucking dumbass gets hit with insta block

Dude I’ve been thinking about sonic movie 3 so freaking much lately and watching the Mario movie just fueled it more LMAO

I’m going to ramble here bc I’ve already annoyed tf out of my sister and my friends :,)

specifically I’ve been thinking about where shadows going to end up at the end of it. Like I’m fond of the idea of him ending up a Wachowski or adopted by wade BUT I honestly don’t feel like it fits him….

I think, especially if they end up introducing Rouge, that he’ll just end up with her. Cause he’s just so independent like he’s not gonna let some parent him or tell him what to do fuck that he can make his own decisions! He’s the ultimate life form!! He’s not going to eat his veggies just bc some dumb humans told him to >:( !!!! As great as the Wachowski’s are I genuinely don’t think shadows going to like being treated like a kid even if he is one and Rouge won’t do that she respects him so much not that Tom and Maddie won’t but idk I just feel like them trying to take care of him would offend him??? If that makes any sense??? I’m bad at writing down my thoughts but yeah. In summary I don’t think he’s going to end up adopted at the end of the third movie….if he doesn’t die that is 😀

Not sure if anybody has talked about this but I really hope we get to see the other surrounding counties and the rest of the world in the upcoming Mandela videos. Like do you ever wonder what life’s like outside Mandela County? Is it peaceful and mundane? Or is it desolate and riddled with alternates just like Mandela? Who knows. The possibilities are endless.

Ricky: This is for you Gina!

Ricky: *shoots and misses*

also luke x halsey makeup collab 2014 tumblr is shaking in their doc martens

seeing the ravi/buck hug again now im 100% sure they told him to hug him normally like ryan did but oliver said fuck it and just picked him up like THAT

Y'all ever be completely normal then look at that one person and immediately just kinda think "now I wanna suck dick, god damnit"?? Just me??

the devil works hard but drdt theorists works harder

Other ask lol This is a bit spoiler-y in regards to Rafayel's lore.

Rafayel's Your Fragrance card is visually stunning and quite sexy, but when the scent of the perfume is described, it sounded exactly like the potion he had witch MC make him.

And his reaction as he's sniffing MCs wrist actually breaks my heart. Who do you think he meant when he said "is this how they're trying to trap me?" (Not verbatim, I can't remember the exact words)

Spoiler alert!!!

I’m honestly pretty insane about Rafayel’s myths and past, even though there’s a vague “missing” period of his life with little info to go off of, so I’ve thought about this often, actually. I have all of Rafayel’s cards so far, and what I’ve put together so far is this: MC was—at some point—forced to collude with someone against Rafayel. Not of their own will, but still, it happened. Rafayel, having already been smitten by them, is PRECISELY the kind of person to let himself get caught despite his own instincts telling him to run away. However, getting caught = getting hurt, and it was inevitable despite his love for them. The potion is reminiscent of both his first love and his first betrayal, and he can’t exactly tell those two apart—because damn it, does he love them, but he’s doomed to death if he stays.

Also, another thing is that in his first myths, Rafayel is promised to MC as an almost-slave. He’s essentially her toy, and as a princess she has every right to destroy him should she wish to. It’s a horrifyingly cruel concept, but it’s very much true. Being “tied up” or “trapped” is a very recurrent theme in Rafayel’s lore, and it’s exactly BECAUSE he knows just how willingly he would go along with it and how he’d absolutely risk it all just to see/be with MC. Through it all, he still has the instincts of a fighter and a God. It’s a battle between nature vs. desire. It’s tragic, and it means that his reservations can never fully go away, and that he’s always naturally weak for the MC, but it’s also the only way he’s ever known how to love, and he’ll throw himself into it.