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#fence quotes
beeesworld · 2 months
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Harvard: You haven't left yet?
Aiden: I was waiting for you. I thought we could sneak back into the school auditorium and watch an old movie.
Aiden: It'll be like our own private cinema.
Harvard: Actually... I have a date.
Aiden, secretly devastated: OH?
Aiden, fake cheerful: What's her name?
Harvard: HIS name is Marcel.
Aiden: His name?
Harvard: Yeah?
Aiden: But--- but what about Leah, Emma, Alysa, Caitlin, Michelle, Kenzie, Dafna, and Briana?
Harvard: Did you just... list all my ex-girlfriends?
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fence-time · 3 months
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Joke that was funnier in my head
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qierxing · 7 months
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(shaking violently) haha, so that new trey card art......
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Tech: How is the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Phee: I don’t know how are-
Crosshair: I’m fine, thanks for asking.
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felt the need to sum up my feelings on a current fav crackship with a low rent edit.
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braxiatel · 7 months
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Honestly Cleo walking up to Bdubs - canonically her ex husband - and calling Etho Bdubs boyfriend only to then go and off and - in their own words - marry Etho? Absolute legend. Their power is unrivalled.
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soracities · 4 months
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Lisa Suhair Majaj, "Stone Fence", pub. World Literature Today, Vol. 78, No. 3/4 (Sep. - Dec., 2004) [ID'd]
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very-uncorrect · 4 months
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I'm getting emotional over the unbreakable bond again like holy shit, that's his kid, that's his baby right there, he needs his kid augh AAA-
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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SOLLUX: what diid you guy2 get made fun of iin 2chool for
ERIDAN: i wwent into public school on land for 6th grade and i pierced someones scrotum with a fencin foil that wwas missin the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it wwas middle school so i wwas promptly nicknamed "the nut slayer" and i cried until my lusus let me movve back to the ocean and livve wwith my ancestor
TEREZI: NUTSLAY3R 1S 4 POW3RFUL T1TL3
KARKAT: CAN YOU IMAGINE A SEADWELLER HIGHBLOOD COMING TO YOUR SCHOOL FOR ONE SWEEP, STABBING YOU IN THE BALL SAC, THEN FUCKING BACK OFF TO THE OCEAN IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS.
KARKAT: CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THE DUDE WITH THE STITCH IN THEIR SCROTE BECAUSE OF SOME MYSTERIOUS FOREIGN SPHEREPUNCTURER.
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ksjanes · 6 months
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Stand on the side of understanding. Just as firmly as others pick one side, chose to remain here viewing both sides. Finding understanding and openness of many views. Self-righteousness plants the seeds of bitterness, hostility and sadness. Where understanding cultivates sweetness, kindness, and growth. Instead of being on a side of the fence, be on the fence. There are many views, does one view have to be the right and only view?
K.S. Janes
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blorb-el · 8 months
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ok. januariat has inspired me to commit this crime in mspaint. the y axis doesn't mean anything. the x axis is how xeno any given artist's clark's junk is. based purely on The Vibes. the scale runs from human passing on the left to fifth dimensional conceptual tentacle shenanigans on the right. accepting constructive criticism/arguments for (re)placements at this time
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blackswaneuroparedux · 11 months
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L'escrime, c'est l'art de toucher sans être touché.
Henri Saint-Georges
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star-trek-shallot · 1 year
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Sulu, in full fencing regalia: There's nothing to be afraid of! I don't bite!
Chekov: Yeah, but do you stab?
Sulu:
Sulu: I don't bite.
source: @randomtwinkinthetomb
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swordsswordsswords · 6 months
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Aiden: At some point in your life, someone has masturbated to the thought of you. Seiji: I don't believe so. But alright Nicholas: *seated behind him, blushing furiously* Eugene: (to Seiji) I got you homie, my next one goes out to you
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stardust948 · 2 months
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Zuko: Can I ask you a question? Why don't you like me?
Ozai: Like you? Who says I have to like you?
Ozai: What law says I have to like you? You are a fool to ask that to my face. Come here boy.
Zuko: *walks closer*
Ozai, hitting his chest: Straighten up and look at me when I talk to you.
Ozai: I asked you a question. What law says I have to like you?
Zuko: None.
Ozai: Alright then. Don't you eat every day?
Zuko:
Ozai: Answer me when I talk to you. Don't you eat every day?
Zuko: Yeah.
Ozai: As long as you are in my house you say 'Sir' at the end of it when you talk to me.
Zuko: Yes sir.
Ozai: You eat every day?
Zuko: Yes sir.
Ozai: Got a roof over your head?
Zuko: Yes sir.
Ozai: Got clothes on your back?
Zuko: Yes sir.
Ozai: Why do you think that is?
Zuko: Because of you.
Ozai: I know it's because of me. But why do you think that is?
Zuko: Because you like me?
Ozai: Like you? I go out every morning and work tirelessly because I like you? You are the biggest fool I've ever seen. It's my job. My responsibility. A man is supposed to take care of his family. You live in my house. Fill your belly with my food. Put your behind on my bed because you are my son.
Ozai: Not because I like you. Because it's my duty to take care of you. I owe a responsibility to you. Let's straighten this out before it goes further.
Ozai: I don't have to like you. I am not paid because my boss likes me but because he owes me! I gave you everything I have to give you! I gave you life! Your mother and I worked that out between us and you were not apart of the bargain!
Ozai: Don't go through life worrying whether someone likes you or not! You better make sure they do right by you! Understand what I'm saying?!
Zuko: Yes sir.
Ozai: Then get the hell out of my face.
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