There's a deeper point about how I view my identity at this point but this is funny so imma just rule
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platonic tumblr bot spam messages be like
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No girls to cuddle with ;<
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"I'm absolutely mentally deranged. A real cycle path. Be gay do crime." thinks the femboy, hunched over their screen. Two tabs are open, one is a draft text box to a discord mod containing the text "odidisiajaklwlsljcj", the other a Tumblr text post saying "when the gorilla grip hit her dick just right". They are too anxious to send either and have timed the posts for later. Both will be deleted before that happens. This is the closest to human interaction they've had in weeks
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when I say “maid service”
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