And just so you know we live for porny chapters 🥰 you write them so well

This is all well and good but writing the same thing over and over is how gifted kids get burnout

a mob of emus for an artstyle game on twt! ^_^

Which BNHA guys do you think try to eat ur ass first time you guys fuck?

My man Kiri has a dick so fat that he's beyond prepared and, in fact, READY to put all his effort into foreplay because he knows that schlong isn't going anywhere without a little prep beforehand.

The first time you fuck, clothes only just having been removed, he mentions foreplay and it's kinda funny because you don't expect such a... manly, big, jock-type looking guy to mean more than just fingering you for a minute or so. You practically think he's joking about it when you're moving to lay down, except -- suddenly he's flipping you right over to press your head into his pillow (gently) so he can eat you out in doggy. From there, it only takes about three or so licks before he's trying to stick his tongue in your ass.

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Deku... wants to be classy and take things slow SO badly, yet... can't help himself if he's eating you out (which he does on the first date because... classy or not, he's a gentleman who gives head) and is putting his tongue everywhere it can reach.

Especially in your ass, given that he's somehow able to get your knees besides your cheeks with how seriously he gets into it.

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And Dabi, without question, of course (which gives us Shoto by extension, probably because this asshole told him you can't give head without eating ass, but... whatever, given the circumstances of their relationship)!!!

He's just not about to waste his time going down on you if he isn't able to cover all bases; that means clit, hole, taint, AND rim. PERIOD. Another guy who manages to fold you in half so well you practically can't stand up straight up again, after. He might be a jackass but he's not a slacker when it comes to top.

I also feel like if you told Dabs he was bad at eating cat he'd add that to the list of reasons to k-himself. King.

i think, for trauma survivors, especially those who were emotionally abused, invalidated, or gaslit, it is really important not to underestimate the significance of speaking bluntly about what happened to you. Forcing yourself not to beat around the bush, not to downplay what you went through with your words. say what happened, without any caveats, without any “but it could’ve been worse”, “but i might just be being overdramatic”, “but it wasn’t really THAT bad,” and so forth. sit with the discomfort until you can begin to let yourself realize that it WAS that bad, you WERENT being overdramatic, and even if it could’ve been worse you still didn’t deserve it. It’s almost like a form of reclamation, taking back your memories, taking back your life, even the difficult or gross parts, and refusing to let anyone change the narrative or tell you how you should feel anymore, even yourself. and it hurts and it’s scary and it feels weird and awkward and sometimes you want to convince yourself you’re lying, but i think sitting in those weird feelings and letting yourself admit that you really did go through trauma puts the power back in your hands to process things and be compassionate to yourself while you heal

i think ppl who compare alex dewitt to uncle ben are correct, and i will stand by the fact that even though alex coined the term fridging, it wasnt really her being fridged since its more complicated than that. but i feel like with that its still important to talk about how there WAS misogyny in alex's death because of the way its different than uncle ben's

their deaths were definitely the same idea-- alex & ben both died so kyle & peter respectively would understand the gravity of being a hero and would take it more seriously, and their deaths had more narrative significance than an average fridgegirl

however. i think its worth mentioning that kyle didn't need it the way peter did. when alex died, kyle WAS being a hero. the reason he wasnt with alex when she died is that he was saving people. alex's death was used to teach him that being a hero wasnt fun, which was not a lesson that she needed to die for him to learn. when ben died, it was to teach peter that people were going to get hurt if he didnt stop the bad guys. ben's death was used to teach him about great power, great responsibility, etc, and the lesson wouldnt have had the same weight if he didnt die. the reason alex had to die was so kyle could have Man Angst about it, not because her death was vital to the narrative in the way ben's was

building off that, alex was killed by someone that kyle had never met and had no way of knowing about. ben died because peter saw the man that killed him earlier that day and didnt stop him, but alex died just because kyle was busy at that moment. again, he was saving people. alex didnt need to die to teach him a lesson about being a hero since he WAS already being a hero (not to mention he gets the same lesson like 5 other times when he meets alan & hal & the other lanterns. but we can ignore that for now). as a character, peter needed uncle ben's death to define his morals & his view of himself as a hero. alex didnt die because of a mistake or a choice kyle made, her death was just to give the story flavor and to give kyle something to be upset about

also, the way they died was very different. the point gail simone was making with the term "fridging" was that alex's death was needlessly brutal. uncle ben was shot off-panel, and all the reader sees is cops at peter's house. alex was attacked and strangled on-panel, and her body was mutilated and shoved in a refrigerator for no reason. while this is partially just because one is from 1962 and the other is from 1994, the point is that the man gets the grace of a simple death while the woman gets the unnecessarily gruesome death

anyways. im not saying that alex and ben had to die in the exact same way for comparisons to matter. obviously theyre different stories and different lessons so theyre going to be different deaths. marz intended alex to be kyle's uncle ben, and she was! but the misogyny comes in when you think about how different their deaths are

All I know about her is she's pretty she's blonde she's 5'11" this is her Tinder bio and God created us to hate each other

this idea just came into my head. don’t ask me.

because vrel said kylar would be into reading yaoi and a fujoshi, I can’t get it out of my fucking mind. they’re so pathetic. what a loser.

now, just imagine, f!kylar as a fujoshi, drawing a bunch of nasty stuff in her sketchbook, namely about m!pc, his poor ass getting destroyed by a bunch of fat cocks, buff men from those weird, obscure animes that she watches.

one day, the loner sees you getting slammed up against a locker by whitney, wincing in pain from the impact. stopping in her tracks at the sight, eyes catching a glimpse of her frame, just to see her scurry away down the hallway, unreadable expression beneath her dark fringe. + stress | + + lust

thinking she’s mad at you now because she’s gone all quiet on you, frantically scribbling in her sketchbook like no tomorrow and curiosity gets the best of you, having to at least know what she’s drawing. immediately regretting it as you steal a quick peek, only to find a drawing of you, bent over a desk, mouth open, eyes rolled back, flush on your face that’s weirdly accurat— how the fuck did she even know you had a mole there—?? + + stress

mortification building up, noticing how there’s someone standing there behind you- no, FUCKING YOU? AND ITS YOUR FUCKING BULLY, WHITNEY HIMSELF, GIVING YOU THE MEANEST BACKSHOTS KNOWN TO MANKIND.

the realization slowly sinking in, kylar wasn’t jealous, no. she was getting ideas. about you and whitney .. your own motherfucking bully.

+ + + trauma

what the fuck.

bonus points if pc is straight.

this can also work with m!kylar shipping f!pc and f!whitney, screaming “YURRIIIIIIII!!!”. they look like they’d be into that weird bully x victim trope

JULIE CHRISTIE rests between takes on location for DOCTOR ZHIVAGO, 1965

one time my mom was talking about something, I don’t remember what, and she said “have you ever known the poverty of having nothing to say?” and when I say nothing has ever punctured my heart quite like that statement

Also just because you get annoyed by something someone is doing doesn't mean they are evil you can leave us alone

Desi Old Money : Aesthetic

me and magical girl genre deconstructions are at war

It took me these many years to figure out that YES I am an introvert, and I can comfortably talk to anyone anytime if I WANT TO and make it seem as effortless than the general perception of introverts to be shaking at the thought of having a conversation with a new person or maybe even with a known circle of people

can you guys imagine how different south park would be if matt and trey didn’t have the strangest views on women and what constitutes a ““female trait”” in a person???? because i can’t!

Hhhhighschool au bus ride with trouble from @shepherds-of-haven ;;;; haha

Damirae academic rivals. that’s its that’s the post.