#even Jake
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Me: ugh, I can’t find my will to live anywhere
Them:
Me: Oh there it is
#moon boys#moon knight#mark spector#steven grant#jake lockley#marvel#mark spector x reader#steven grant x reader#jake lockley x reader#moon boys x reader#moon bois#i genuinely love them so much#they bring me so much comfort#and happiness#they deserved the fucking world#give them happiness#and hugs#and maybe some flowers#I think they’d like that#even Jake#the grump he is#they’re so soft#my heart#oscar isaac#oscar issac x reader#moon knight x reader#moon knight imagine#marc spector x reader#marc spector#💛
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I've updated my prints & clothes store (w bonus stuff I haven't posted publically)
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All proceeds will be going towards helping the children of Gaza.
Link to my shops here & fundraiser here
#there r 2 new harlivy works i haven't shared online before in the print store#even if u don't want merch please consider donating or sharing#adventure time#bubbline#finn the human#jake the dog#marceline#princess bubblegum#prints
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comfort
a birthday gift for @borzoilover69 !!! happy borth dude, your dirkjakes bring me so much joy <3
#homestuck#dirk strider#jake english#dirkjake#homestuck fanart#considered drawing them beating the everloving beejesus outta each other but landed on angst/comfort anyway#story of my fucking life#anyways!!! hope you like it man even with the lack of spice#luv ya!! <3
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if they made a homestuck movie:
VOICEOVER: it's coming...
*two drum beats*
JOHN EGBERT: *puts the disk for sburb into his computer* i'm in
VOICEOVER: this summer
*two drum beats*
ROSE LALONDE: *rolls eyes* john, stop goofing around
VOICEOVER: prepare to be stuck...
*two drum beats*
JADE HARLEY: *wakes up and looks around*
VOICEOVER: at home
*two drum beats*
DAVE STRIDER: *spins record* woah, this is off the wall, yo
*shitty orchestral cover of sburban jungle plays*
ROXY: but you don't understand! this game is dangerous!
*cut to dave leaving his clone behind at his quest bed*
DAVE: i can't do it... i just can't kill another me...
*bec noir appears next to alt dave*
ALT DAVE: he's right behind me isn't he
*fades to black as bec noir slashes a sword at alt dave's neck*
*text on screen reads "ASCEND"*
*cut to rose in her shed*
JOHN: rose, the meteor's gonna hit!!
ROSE: *grabs computer* *rolls eyes*
*text on screen reads "DESCEND"*
*cut to scenes of the war on the chess field*
*text on screen reads "RISE UP"*
*cut to john, running out of his kitchen*
JOHN: these imps are everywhere!!
*text on screen reads "ABSCOND"*
ROSE: it's all over...
*cut to the various sprites being sprited*
*cut to jake kissing dirk's head*
DIRK STRIDER: *standing nearby* *coughs* awkward...
*cut to terezi and john after game over*
TEREZI: john, 1t's 4ll up to you now...
JOHN: *gasps*
*cut to john and dave hugging*
NEPETA: *grins* :33< i ship ittttt
KARKAT: *facepalm*
*cut to terezi and vriska facing off*
TEREZI: vr1ska, you c4n't do th1s!
VRISKA: watch me!
*montage of vriska doing a bunch of random and cool stuff*
VRISKA: i can do anything!!!!!!!!
*cut to grimdark rose and dave*
ROSE: to win... we're gonna have to blow up the sun
DAVE: awww snap
*text on screen reads "NIC CAGE"*
JOHN: and i mean, of COURSE con air is the best movie ever!! what other movie would you even suggest
*text on screen reads "LIL NAS X"*
DAVE: man, this isn't even the best song in obama's whole rap career
*text on screen reads "AMANDLA STENBERG"*
ROSE: *rolls eyes* whatever, mom! i'm summoning cuthulu!
*text on screen reads "ZENDAYA"*
JADE: *petting bec* oh, who's the best dog! is it you?
*a bunch more celebrity names on screen*
*text on screen reads "BASED ON THE WEBCOMIC BY ANDREW HUSSIE"*
ANDREW HUSSIE: *sitting in chair* wait, am i still in this movie? do i still die?
VOICEOVER: yes
HUSSIE: oh poop
*text on screen reads "HOMESTUCK: THE MOVIE"*
JOHN: we're gonna save the world... or die trying
*quick montage of every single death scene*
DAVE: i think we're gonna die trying
JOHN: daaaaveeee
*text on screen reads "COMING THIS SUMMER"*
*cut to dave beatboxing*
KARKAT: CAN YOU SHUT UP?!
DAVE: are you gonna make me?
NEPETA: :33< ooooh—
DAVE and KARKAT in unison: DON'T SAY IT
NEPETA: :33< ship it
*they both sigh*
*cut to black*
#homestuck#sorry this is horrible i didn't mean to bring it into the world#john egbert#rose lalonde#dave strider#jade harley#vriska serket#terezi pyrope#roxy lalonde#jake english#dirk strider#karkat vantas#nepeta leijon#this would be hilarious though because i don't even know HOW they would fit homestuck into a two and a half hour long movie#it would be impossible
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day 345
not everybody needs to be at the club. some of us are not built for the club.
#day 345#year 4#jake english#roxy lalonde#homestuck#this is coming from someone who is very much not built for the club. i dont even know how to locate a club#much less how to behave in it once i get there
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Am I allowed to just put jake where I have no ideas for other doodles I mean he’s stretchy so like
#adventure time#artwork#artists on tumblr#digital art#simon and marcy#simon petrikov#marceline the vampire queen#marceline#jake the dog I guess but does he really even count#ice king
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Some Extras from HoM AU Act 1: What was Left Behind.
Character Sheet references of the Boys (+extra about height lol) I made, to help myself draw the comic and some pages/panels without effects/unobscured because I am proud of them ;)
#hom au#heroes of millennium au#danny phantom#danny fenton#jake long#american dragon jake long#randy cunningham#rc9gn#randy cunningham 9th grade ninja#dp#adjl#im always so proud when i manage to draw a panel and then i get sad because i realize i have to obscure it for r e a s o n s#like ;( i drew very hard why brain#man honestly refs were just fun to make even if i kind of got lazy with randy's haha
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khonshu was also uninvited from the orgy
#gnn#god news network#thor love and thunder#thor love and thunder spoilers#marvel spoilers#moon knight#marvel#moondodrawing#idk what else to spoiler tag it..#‘jake. why can’t you be more like that jake. he shot zeus and he wasn’t even trapped in a meat suit’#jake lockley#khonshu
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happy 4-13 :D
heres some gods of earth c
#homestuck#homestuck v2#4/13#413#homestuck 413#jane crocker#roxy lalonde#rose lalonde#rosebot#jake english#jade harley#johns bday and i didnt even draw him:(#next time buddy i promis#mspfa#mspfanventures#earth c
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The world isn’t ready for my alpha kid readings.
#jane crocker#jake english#roxy lalonde#dirk strider#homestuck#alpha kids#Jane is the struggler don’t you EVER contest that#many might argue it’s Jake but he doesn’t struggle inherently#usually he just vibes until he’s forced into situations wherein he struggles#Jane struggles from the beginning#her entire arc is a struggle#also had to change it from “the fujoshi” mostly cause I don’t like that and also cause it’s not as versatile as the other labels#I don’t actually think Dirk is boring btw i just think that when put up against his friends he has a lot less complexity going on#like his arc is fairly simple as opposed to Jane and Jake’s#and even Roxy’s#His problems seem inherently a lot more straight forward to me simply because he’s articulate enough to realize he has problems#Jane and Jake are almost there#problems are like on the tip of their tongues#and Roxy is kinda like the John of the team where she isn’t even gonna acknowledge the possibility of problems#girl is like “problems? haha not me#I’m the put together one in this group :)”#and just ignores all her internalized misogyny and heteronormativity#she is a mirror to Vriska in that they both put a lot of emphasis on preforming romanticism as a means of affirming their gender#anyway my alpha kid readings are way too boring so I feel like nobody would really be interested in them Sighhhh
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Plastic cowboys ✨
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#dirkjake#dirk strider#jake english#my art#art#dirkjake week#Can't remember the tag#I'm late but I really wanted to draw day one of the dirkjake week!!!#What even are horses
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organized by lady rainicorn
#adventure time#fionna and cake#finn the human#prismo the wishmaster#cw: death#cw: grief#poor guys#the way finn and prismo dont even know each other that well but theyve both been fucked up by jake dying#or maybe they know each other better by this point who knows
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Avatar Incorrect quotes#5 Y/n Sassy
Neytiri: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Y/n*turning to Jake* How tall are you now?
Jake:..What?
Neytiri & Tsu'tey-
#avatar 2009#avatar#avatar x reader#avatar x y/n#avatar x human reader#avatar na'vi x reader#na'vi x human#na'vi x reader#na'vi avatar#na'vi x y/n#avatar tsu'tey#tsu'tey x reader#tsu'tey avatar#avatar jake sully#avatar neytiri#y/n sully#even tsu'tey laughed-#avatar incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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nobody:
mfs with ROYGBIV eyes:
↓↓ rewfewence ↓↓
#everytime i think about their eyecolors this meme always pops into my head#had to get it out of my system#et voila#no one gets glasses here so its even more scary#413?#oh shit#i was working on smth for it but it’s late af ripppppp#drew this when my hand was still iffy and all i made were memes lmao#hurly art#homestuck#homestuck art#homestuck fanart#hom3stuck#hs#dave strider#homestuck dave#dirk strider#homestuck dirk#jake english#homestuck jake#jade harley#homestuck jade#jane crocker#homestuck jane#june egbert#homestuck june#j egbert#rose lalonde#homestuck rose#roxy lalonde
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haha yeah so you know how Jake calls Neytiri "baby" in the comics? well I had a really stupid thought while driving the other day
imagine that the first time he calls her this, she's just found out she's pregnant, but hasn't told him yet. In fact, she's just about to do so, and when she tells him she needs to talk to him, he says something like "yeah sure, what is it, baby?"
and Neytiri, unfamiliar with English terms of endearment, is just like "...wAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW??!?!"
and Jake, utterly baffled by this response, is just
"wait wha—"
#avatar#jeytiri#jake sully#neytiri#both their mental loading wheels are spinning at million miles a minute#neytiri trying to figure out wHO THE HECK COULD'VE EVEN TOLD HIM— (she wants to have a Chat with that person)#and jake just trying to figure out kNOW WHAT?? WHAT DO I KNOW???!? HELP
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SUMMON THE SUIT!!!
Plus close ups.
#jake lockley#moon knight#moonknight system#jake fights before the suit is even fully on.#his reflexes are so fast i just have to belive it#also initally the “wanna go for a ride” one wasnt so suggestive but i think i rendered his crotch too much.#its not my fault im just a man 😔✌
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