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p0ssywhippedcream · 9 months

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hii Ophe I hope you're feeling better can I ask how YOU think L would act on a pot gummy? ( it does not have to be a long thing) thxxxx kisses!!!!!!

Okay l would either do A; silent. just complete and total silence. No amount of poking, prodding or begging can get this man to speak or B; So much words. Word tornado. Word vomit. He cannot stop talking for the life of him.

A looks like this;

"L? Honey? L? Babe?" You're poking his cheeks, pulling them like a grandma would and pushing them back to make his lips pucker. He looks fine, audibly breathing but when you look at his eyes it's clear no one is home. The lights are on, he's blinking with a dopey smile and rubbing the hem of his shirt to enjoy the sensation of the soft fabric but literally no one is home.

"L? Sweetheart, talk to me. Are you greening out?" You shake his heads in your hands, trying to jiggle some sense back into your lover but his face remains void of any intelligence that suggests human life.

Eventually you give up and drop it but you continue to look over and check on him. He's unraveled himself from his usual posture and is laying like a snow angel on the carpet. You put a water bottle next to him and sometime in the next ten minutes, it slowly depletes.

You decide this is a pretty good reaction to trying weed for the first time, especially for L and just give him a gentle smooch on the cheek. You ruffle his hair a bit and make sure to place snacks next to him and when he reaches for one you lift his neck up and place his head in your lap so he doesn’t choke.

B is a bit more chaos;

He hadn’t stopped talking about sharks in ten minutes. Ten minutes of “Sharks can loose 35,000 teeth in their lifetime” and “The cookiecutter shark is very complex because..” and you’re really starting to loose it.

You know he’s smart and you really love his big brain but you didn’t realize how much of it was pumped up with shark facts. You didn’t even realize he liked sharks that much.

You hand him a water bottle because his voice has become raspy and he attempts to continue talking while drinking water, resulting in a coughing fit.

You rub his back and pat it as he chokes out, “While sharks are mainly carnivores, the whale shark is actually an omnivore.”

Once he’s done talking about sharks, and no I don’t mean he’s said all he can I mean you distracted him into a different conversation, he just rambles on and on and on about varying things. He talks about the dangers of elevators and the color purple’s meaning and so much other shit that you eventually tune him out and try to enjoy your own high.

Unfortunately when you get the munchies and make your way to the kitchen, expecting to leave him in your shared bedroom, he follows and you realize constant background noise isn’t something you can avoid.

When he finally wears himself out enough a yawn replaces a fun fact every few minutes, you happily drag him to bed and tuck him in. He mumbles nonsense, tells you he loves you to which you kiss his forehead and then tells you to make sure you put your seatbelt on before falling into snores. You set up your laptop beside him and enjoy your favorite show, occasionally glancing at your snoozing boyfriend and finally enjoying being at peace.

And when you bring up later that you didn’t realize he harbored such an affection for sharks, he gives you a strange look and says he doesn’t, sharks are boring.

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kittytheartist · 1 year

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it's very popular for people to say that it makes sense that Teru would like Akane instead of Aoi, and yes there's a concerning amount of evidence but there's arguably more reasonable evidence towards Teru liking Aoi, and it's quite over looked, nonetheless it's not as random as you'd think at first glance!

Teru is quite interested in what Aoi does and likes, he asks questions on a regular, Aoi even sees him as a cute dog with how happy he seems, and in her mind he's usually saying good morning and asking her something

Teru as a character doesn't open up, especially not to students, we've seen him open himself to Akane some, and has fully opened up to Kou in the latest chapters, but he goes up to Aoi and gives his opinion as well as listening to her's. Teru is very interested in her! although they only talk ground level things but Teru is not one for being good at socializing, but I'd say for the students it's a common occurrence for the school king and queen to be next to each other

and here it says it's Teru's free time, what is he spending it on? Aoi of course! like his siblings he has no problem giving away his time to a trivial conversation, because he just likes being around her.

he gets excited whenever he's around Aoi

and here he's complaining about how he's tired

but when he meets Aoi at the convenience store he gets happy and bubbly, I know in this chapter it says he gets more upbeat when he's tired but Aoi's also around! the whole chapter he starts up conversation

he tells her all about himself, she thinks he's weird because she never asked, never needed to know and is very confused on why he'd tell her all this, but I think even Teru has a hard time understanding that, now this is just my personal character speculation but I think Teru barely understands this feeling of love, he knows platonic love, but being around her gives him this sense of security and giddiness, he's excited to tell her everything, so he just goes with it, he's heard people talk about this feeling so it must be natural, something he openly indulges in, because Aoi is just so precious to him.

and he's seen blushing here, I know he's happy but those eyes can't hide anything haha he definitely looks very fond of her there, and his "or something" shows he has not planned this out but simply likes the idea of doing it with Aoi, even seeing if she'd like the shark gummies better because she picked up the shark candy, although he's willing to take a no from her and do it with Akane he still much prefers to do it with her (also he's said how gross Akane can be around Aoi so I presume it's sort of his goal to treat her nicely)

and he went as far to ask if she hates him, but he already knew the answer he just wanted to find out what she would respond with, because he of all people would know opinion does not equal an honest answer, but she did give an honest answer, because she also gives this answer in her card, she puts "nothing I particular" on both opinion slots

but it is cute that she chose Teru to send a card, I think that shows when she thinks of someone Teru is in the runnings, he's someone she thinks about because he comes up to her, that's what she remembers him for.

anyways Teru is always a gentleman yes, but I think he was quite aggressive with protecting Aoi

he got In the register's face really quickly, making sure Aoi was safe, because it's shown that Teru very much dislikes Aoi being treated badly, and again, asks her a question, except this time he just listens

Aoi seemed very dumbfounded that he would ask her this, because Aoi thinks nobody really cares for her, but she shares this with Teru, because he protected her, and after hearing this Teru tries to cheer her up, I'm sure he knows being upset is no good, especially with how upbeat of a person he is. so they make the gummies together, another moment with Aoi I'm sure he enjoyed.

now with the most popular theory working against TeruAoi is how Teru acted towards the severance. Teru went out looking for Akane because of his glasses, and started saying how he wasn't expecting to find them on the far shore, looking at Aoi, he never expected to see Aoi here again. he may have seemed to not care but I have a few ideas working in my favor.

Teru is an exorcist, when he was talking to Kou in chapter 97 we could see how hard it was growing up, he's delt with other kids being able to see supernaturals and going against him believing that it's their friend, it must have hurt Teru considering he has no friends, and has to exorcise it to protect them from danger they don't even know of. with Aoi he also never expected to see her again, the woman that makes him feel bright, he cares a lot but has been taught not to care, but after seeing her there he decided that he can save her, he will, he wants her back, desperately, but to get her back for Akane, in Teru's eyes, Aoi and Akane are good for each other, he does not agree with how Akane goes about it but he knows they love each other, that Teru has no chance compared to them. so instead of getting her back for himself he's retrieving the one he loves to be with another. I think what brung him to this conclusion is when they were walking in the tunnel, Aoi was sharing herself like she never has before, Akane and Aoi made promises for each other, Teru knew she wouldn't make it but after hearing that she had all these wishes she couldn't do he wanted to grant them for her, he knows that she will be happy with Akane, so he will save her, for Akane. now he planned to save her from the minute he saw her, but he decided to do it for Akane at the tunnel, that's just my speculation though, but he did plan on saving her, that's why he gave her the amulet

we could also see how upset Teru was after that, he seems tired and very sad looking, there's a lot of speculation on it being because of seeing Akane so wrecked over Aoi, but it can also be because of hearing Aoi and Akane talk about the future where he knows he's not a part of.

now now I know what you're wondering "what about the body language signs that usually say he's lying when he says he likes Aoi?" yes good point! I've seen people talk about how Teru's body language says he's lying, and yes, it could. but I think there's a different reason

but he's been shown to scratch at his cheek or hold the back of his neck as normal mannerisms, heck it was one of the first actions he did on panel when we first met Teru, this may not be a strong counter argument but I think he's just shy, he tries to cover his face in the shrine and he says this immediately planning on walking out. the first time he said this Akane wrote it off as a joke, but in the shrine Teru says he wants Aoi back, and Akane asks if he was serious, Teru completely ignores this dilemma of nobody knowing whether he's serious or not again, he's always avoiding how he really feels, and instead he moved on saying he has a dream, she's part of that dream, Akane has a guess but nothing that can fill in that blank. but Teru words it as "realizing" his dream, now this, again, is just my character speculation, but it's been shown that Teru never had an interest in being an exorcist, and wanted to do something different, but being a cool older brother sounded better than persuading anything, I bet Aoi makes him feel like he can do a lot of things he originally didn't think he could do.

I'd also like to talk about this little interaction, Akane says that he'll tell Aoi all about how useless Teru was, and this motivated him to a high level, with what he says here it seems that he could not stand being useless in the saving of her, he thinks Aoi should be with Akane but in no means wants to be invisible to her, he wants her to know that he helped.

well, there's also other extras adding to Teru being nice to Aoi and making Akane mad, this can also be AidaIro hinting towards their rivalry. Teru wants to go head to head for Aoi but ultimately thinks Akane is better for her, despite knowing he'd treat her very nicely. and we've all seen how Teru warmed up to Aoi in the latest chapters! he seems very attached to her, all in all I think they have built an interesting relationship, on both sides, Aoi has shown she believes nobody wants to get to know her but on the contrary I think she feels validated by Teru in an odd way, a way she'll never admit, I won't say it's love but I think she could really enjoy having Teru as a friend!

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intimidating-fettuccine · 11 months

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It's been awhile but happy pride month Intimiccini! Now for some good flork of cows from your favorite snack

Gummy Worm Anon

Slender: Eat your vegetables or the dinner shark will get you

Younger Toby: Stop trying to scare me I know that's not real! *Flips plate*

Slender:....

*Dinner shark bursts through the table grabbing Toby*

Slender: OH FUCK-

Ben: This is my desktop I have spent thousands on it

Ben: I tell people I spent thousands of dollars on it so I feel better about spending so much in the first place

Ben: If I could still die I'd expect you to hollow it out stuff me inside it and bury me that way

Ben: So that I may rot as the Pharaohs did

Ben: The druid wins the strength contest

Ben: You take 3d10 damage

Jeff holding cards:...

Jeff: go fish

Tim going through old photos: Hey Slender whose this picture of? *Holds up antique painting of Teen Slender in victorian gothic clothing*

Slender holding the photo: Oh that's me when I was younger!

Tim: Wow you must have been going through a rough phase

Slender holding the photo closer: *scoff*

Slender: It wasn't "just a phase"

Younger Slender: Oh thank god you're here Dad! There's a famine and we need to find the cause!

Slender's Father: I don't understand the poor

Slender's Father: Why don't they just give money to their butlers and have them fetch food? Why are they so helpless?

Younger Sender visibly shocked and appalled:....

Slender's Father: Hello no-homer I am Slender's Father

Slender's Father: Here's a mortgage go buy a car or a house or whatever your kind does with these

Ghost s/o: ....

Ghost s/o: The interest rate is 40%

Slender's Father visibly disgusted: When did the poor learn to read?

Y/N wrapping their legs around Toby: Okay baby you paid me that sweet 6$ we can do whatever you want

Toby: you ever play Minecraft?

Y/N: What?

Toby: Yea man I got all these sweet mods on my server. I even built a T-Rex, you wanna see?

Y/N: Shit yeah I wanna see

Happy pride month to you too!!! Also I love that you referred to yourself as my favorite snack, that made me chuckle.

Thank you again for all the quotes, I loved them as always, especially the ones with Slender’s father. Always a great way to start my morning :))))

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shelbgrey · 9 months

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Falling in love with James Aubrey after losing Lance Sweets part 2:

Paring: James Aubrey x Hodgins!Reader

Summary: headcanons about James Aubrey and the widow of Lance Sweets dating.

A/n: so this is a part 2 of the previous one(obviously, if you haven't checked out part 1 go read that if you want) this is just what your dating life looks like. - NSFW content warring!

🩷Part 1 🩷Dating mood board 🩷MasterList

Even though it took a while for you two to be officially boyfriend and girlfriend, you were both very much in love.

You hadn't felt like this in years, all giddy and for the first time in a while you didn't dread waking up. You woke up to with a smile every morning when you saw James sleeping soundly next to you.

You had peace and felt like you can finally move on without feeling like a terrible person, Lance would have wanted you to be happy.

He doesn't care who sees how much he loves you. He's not ashamed or afraid of showing his softer, more loving side if people at the Bureau or Lab can see.

Your friends family were so happy for you, it was nice to see you genuinely small and be happy. They knew James was a right fit for you.

Seeley felt like he need to give advice when it came to you guys being officially together. Not in bad way or an over protective way, just some advice... He promised Sweets he'd look after you.

He gave a whole bunch of advice and James took to heart even the little things that didn't seem like much, it was important to him. “don't leave your belts on the floor, at night they look like snakes”

“her favorite gummies are the shark ones, she won't eat any other kind”

I think after losing Lance your very protective of those you loves, especially James and the kids. It sometimes comes off as you don't trust him or made controlling but that's not the case at all. James knows your only worried and knows your intentions or only pure. His job worries you and your always worried your gonna lose him while he's out on the field.

“I promise nothing will happen and if I ever get hurt you'll be the first to know” he said kissing your forehead, all he wanted to do was calm your nerves. “if it makes you feel better I'll call even if it's just a paper cut” he joked, you playfully slapped his chest and scoffed.

You both are very open with each other, he wants you to know you can always talk about Lance to him and It didn't take long for him to open up about his father to you either.

Your relationship is also very playful and fun loving. He's always joking around with you and always trying to make you laugh.

He always making terrible dad jokes, you laugh just so you don't hurt his feelings. Your Kids being so young either think they are hilarious or don't get the joke at all, there's no in between.

This man loves your cooking, I mean we all know he'll eat anything and he's a human garbage disposal, but he literally adores anything you cook. It makes him feel loved that your always taking time after a long work day to cook for your family.

He's always helping too, one of his favorite things to do with you is cook, just Blast some music and give him a cook book and he's happy.

Your also the only person that can steal food off his plate, he's always willing to share his french fries with you.

In your early days of dating your close friends were suprised how James willingly shared half of his Ruben sandwich with you.

Your bag, purse, whatever you carry is full of his snacks. He's always storing candy, chips or whatever he can fit. “Babe, where's the gummies worms?” he asked digging through your bag.

“you ate them already” you said not looking up from your fie. James sighed and dumped your whole bag on Seeley's desk, looking for something to munch on. “really Aubry?” Seeley sighs then looked at you, you shrugged. “he's hungry”

Him and your daughter have made heart shaped pancakes for you every year on mother's day.

Speaking of your daughter, James and her have a great relationship. He treats her like his own kid and she's loves him so much.

He'd do anything for her, same with your son. He's such a great father figure and they both have him wrapped around they're fingers.

He got your daughter a puppy for her 10th birthday, it was a Beagle she named Bluey after Her and James favorite cartoon.

Yes, James watches Bluey. At first he'd just watch it because that's what Charlotte wanted to watch, but then the man actually got really into it.

He wanted to have every father/son experience with Little Lance that he didn't with his dad. Whatever your son wants to do or learn James is there.

You and James have bulit many bankforts with your kids, sometimes if it's just the two of you he'll talk you into it. “come on Jammie, can't we just watch the movie on the couch like a normal couple”

James shrugged and threw a couple of pillows on the pile of blankets he already collected for the fort. “well that's the thing... We're not normal, come on Baby it'll be fun!”

But if the blanket fort doesn't involve the kids this man's mind gets dirty. “and we can do... Other activities” he said kissing your neck.

Yup... You had sex in a blanket fort and it has collapse on you guys before, do what you want with that information.

He's a rough kisser, he's a little bit taller than you so usually he hold your chin between his fingers and lift for head up to kiss you.

He also loves getting forehead kisses, it's just such a soft and gentle gesture he loving receiving. He loves it when he's at his desk and you give him a kiss good-bye/hello on the head.

He loves kissing you on the cheek It's always innocent and loving, and a quick way to love on you even if you're in public or at work.

At the beginning of your relationship a kiss on the cheek is all you wanted to do, so if kinda became a staple in your relationship.

I think you need physical contact from him all the time. After losing Lance, cuddling is a good way to show your love and affection for James.

He's a big cuddler and just needs you in his arms all the time so it's a win/win.

He's big on hand holding too, if your walking around the city your hands will be locked together, or sometimes hell just hold your had if your setting down at a table or something.

He's soft with you. He's so gentle and delicate and you can tell through the way he brushes your hair from your face or the way his thumb sweeps over your cheek, that he just absolutely adores you.

It took awhile into the relationship for you to have sex, he respectfully waited and didn't want to do it unless you were 100% ready. With that being said you both found other things to occupy yourselfs.

Your Favorite games to play are battle ship and uno. Sometimes it'll end in a playful wresting match after one of you supposedly cheated. “you cheated” he said, looking at all his sunken ships. “no your just a sore loser”

After that he playfully pushed you on the couch and stared tickling your sides, he knew you cheated and he didn't really care but hearing your laugh was his favorite noise.

You guys love watching food network, any shows that involves food really.

Your Favorites are Iron Chef America and Hells kitchen.

He loves it when you set on his lap while he dose case work, sometimes if he's not giving you the attention you deserve, you'll crawl into his lap with your head on his shoulder.

He finds is adorable when you start playing with his tie when you get board. “how much longer Jammie?”

“few more things I promise... Don't you and your brother have a bug to dissect or something?” he joked.

Side note, you obviously call him Jammie, you call him that more than his real name, but let's talk about the other nicknames. You call him Honey a lot too and sometimes Jimmy. He calls you Angel, Sweetheart, or baby.

His nicknames for your kids are the munchkins and the personal ones are: Charlie for Charlotte and Lancealot or Seal for Seeley Lance.

You think this man is perfect in everyway, you love his eyes and the tiny gap in his teeth. He just seems so amazing in everyway even if he doesn't believe it himself.

“your so Handsome... Have I ever told you that?” he'll blush and nodded bashfully.

He's full of compliments himself, he's always making sure you know how beautiful you are. He's always admiring every inch of you. He loves your curves, eyes, hair, everything.

If you hate something about yourself chances are he finds is gorgeous. He'll help you see the beauty you don't see.

You refuses to sleep unless James has fallen asleep first, you just need to know he's okay before you can have a good night sleep.

He'll catch on quickly and now he's made it his job to make sure you get a good night's rest. “go to sleep Angel, I'm not going anywhere”

Most of the time you'll wake up in the middle of the night and need to hear James' breathing, or just make sure he's safe beside you and still alive.

NSFW headcanons:

He’s an expert at foreplay. He’ll spend as much time as he can trying to get you hot and bothered or worked up.

He has this mischievous kind of charm to him and he uses it to his advantage when it comes to getting your attention. He knows all your ticks and can easily get your riled up.

James loves bitting your earlobe and neck just to hear you moan. When you finally give in to him, he'll lay you down on the couch or bed and start pealing your clothes off to reveal your chest.

He can't help but smirk to himself when he sees how hard you’re breathing due his touch, he loves it.

He loves hearing you moan. If you try to hold back or even muffle them when it's unnecessary, he'd put an end to it. “please don't hold back Love, let me hear you”

He's pretty vocal himself, sometimes it'll be low grunts and moans or he'll be cussing and praising you. “your so Beautiful... Fuck”

Bondeg kink, mostly handcuffs or his his ties, sometimes his belt if you guys don't have access to anything eles. Usually it'll be in the heat of the moment. he'll tie you up with anything if your comfortable with it really.

He's a biter, there has been many occasions you had to cover up your neck with make up after he's marked you up.

He's a boobs man, He’ll push your bra up and take a nipple into his mouth. His tongue swirls all around. He loves if when you start moaning and tugging at his hair, He honestly can’t get enough.

He's definitely the dominant person in bed and your not complaining, he'll get rough and pound hard enough were the bed starts rocking.

Like I said he's vocal, but he'll never to degrade you an any was but his sex voice is deep and husky. You call his 'Agent Aubrey' voice because the tone is very similar to one he uses on job, you find it very attractive how dominating it sounds. “relax Beautiful, I got you”

Loves eating you out, your legs around his head. He loves your legs and thighs in general and loves leaving kisses on the insides of your thighs. He'd rather pleasure you for hours than receive.

He love getting head. I feel like he’d like having you on your knees. Plus, feeling your lips around him pushes him closer to cumming in your mouth.

He loves feeling your fingers in his hair at any given time during sex, he loves it when you tug on it while he's pleasuring you.

The way he kisses you makes your heart race. He holds your face in his hands and you honestly feel like you and him are the only things that matter in the world.

He loves to cuddle after words, loves the feeling of wrapping you in his arms and keeping you safe after a long night of activities. He'll always be touching you in some way during the night whether it be an arm draped over you or legs tangled together

#James Aubrey #James Aubrey x reader #James Aubrey imagines #BONES #Bones imagines #Bones x reader #John boyd #Agent Aubrey #Bones headcanons #James Aubrey headcanons #Jack Hodgins x reader #Seeley Booth x reader

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monakisu · 10 months

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stumbled across your blog by complete accident (think falling into a roadside ditch while daydreaming) and OMFG your art style is DELICIOUS I want to eat it like an unsliced loaf of bread held in both hands but instead of bread it's COLOURS and SHARP ANGLES and P&S LEGS and TINY MALE WAISTS oml it's like gummy sharks for my eyeballs I need to consume it and digest it and absorb its nutrients and convert it into energy which I can then use to FORFEIT ALL MORTAL POSSESSIONS TO YOU and also ask for seconds becasue this shit delicious need more still hungry. like wow

THANK YOU SO SO MUCHHH these are the most creative and heartfelt compliments i’ve ever gotten in my LIFE!! (•'╻'• )💚🌷🍡 like my goodness! the emotional journey i went on reading through your asks!! (the journey felt like getting slingshot into outer space. in a GREAT way!!!) so of course i had to draw the poetry you were slam-dunking into my inbox ː̗̀(ꙨꙨ)ː̖́ 💣🧨💥

i especially enjoyed the vivid imagery of you, an anonymous gray blob equipped with sunglasses, going to TOWN on a loaf of bread while hunched over like a depraved raccoon. i just know i’m going to treasure your words til the end of time. thank you again!! ☠️🪦🦝

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imagine-knowing-a-name · 2 years

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Jeff for Dinner

Summary: Y/N has an important question to ask Natasha’s family, and a trip to Russia is required. How will they react to meeting Jeff for the first time?

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Word Count: 2561

Warnings: Guns and hunting

A/N: I posted my first fic on 23rd of October 2021, which was a very chaotic meeting between the Avengers and Natasha’s family. It’s been a really awesome year since, getting to share stories and meet people and make some really good friends. And especially all the friends I made because of Jeff the Land Shark. So, for the one-year anniversary of this account it seems only fitting to write another chaotic meeting of Natasha’s family, just including a very lovable land shark too.

Part of The Jeff Fictional Universe (you don’t need to read the others to understand)

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“Y/N, relax. Jeff does not need a suit.”

You and the land shark synchronously dipped your heads to the custom-made suit folded neatly before him, then back to Natasha.

“Maybe you’re right,” you conceded, “but are you sure? It’s his first time meeting your family. Shouldn’t he make a good impression?”

“Y/N… he is a shark.”

“With legs!”

“That doesn’t change the fact that he does not need to dress up to meet my parents. I know that you didn’t make a good first impression-”

Jeff’s mind wandered off. He did not really want to wear the suit. A few days ago, you had asked him to wear it and sit still while you practised some speech; he had complied, but the outfit was restricting, and he didn’t enjoy it. Jeff much preferred to run freely.

Jeff physically wandered off too soon after. He knew Yelena was in the house; she had told him they would be going on holiday together. The little land shark was perfectly okay with that. He liked Yelena. So he left you and Natasha to your conversation and headed to find her, hoping he could beg his aunt for more gummy sharks.

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Natasha always volunteered to fly the quinjet. Usually, you or Yelena would object or offer to fly, but now you were counting on her being alone in the cockpit. Luckily, she didn’t break her routine for this trip; she just immediately went and closed herself off, leaving you to pace the back of the quinjet; Jeff and Yelena both strapped in and watching your every move. It also meant you could talk to Yelena about the real reason you were flying to Russia.

“You’ve got it in your bag?” you asked for the third time in the 30 minutes of the flight.

“Of course.”

“And Jeff’s suit?”

“Yes, Y/N. It is still in my bag.”

“And your spa trip with Nat and Melina is booked?”

“No, they cancelled in the two minutes since you last asked.”

“What-?!”

“-I’m kidding. Yes, it’s booked! Like my mother would ever let them cancel on us,” Yelena scoffed.

“I just want to be safe. This trip has to go according to plan, which means being alone with Alexei.”

Yelena shuddered, “what horrible things you go through for love. Good luck with that. Hope you don’t die.”

“Yeah, I really hope so too.” You shook yourself down to calm your nervous energy. Jeff watched curiously, copying your movement and wobbling all his limbs. “Yeah, we’ll be fine, right Jeff? It’ll all be good.”

"Just relax, Y/N."

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Natasha’s first reaction to Jeff had left you confused. Holding the trembling bundle of land shark, you couldn’t fathom any reaction less than pure, unfiltered joy, but your girlfriend hadn’t even wanted to take Jeff in.

Compared to her family, however, you would take Natasha’s reaction.

Yelena’s first meeting with the land shark terrified Jeff more than any horror movie he had watched; even after you calmed him down, it took months for him to overcome the wariness of his aunt. And now Natasha’s father seemed ready to take his best shot at terrorising your son… in a very literal sense.

Jeff had stayed on the quinjet with Natasha as she completed all the landing checks, but she encouraged you and Yelena to greet her parents in the meantime.

You approached the couple, letting the woman pull you into a hug before holding your hand out for the bearded man. You knew their preferred method of greeting by now. “Melina, Alexei, it’s lovely to see you again!”

A flurry of fur came bolting out of the door, leading Yelena to exclaim: “Fanny!” Her dog couldn’t control her excitement, almost tackling her owner to the ground.

“That’s a strong hand grip, Y/N. You’ve improved since last time!” Alexei laughed, ignoring his daughter’s decision to greet her dog before him.

“I have to impress my girlfriend’s father! I prepare just for the handshake!” you joked back. While your focus was on Alexei, you noticed Melina and Yelena behind him, the younger widow whispering something to her mother while pointedly looking at you.

Melina approached you a few seconds later, lightly pushing past her husband. “Y/N, could I talk to you inside?”

“Mhm,” you nodded, your voice somehow betraying your nerves with just a hum. “That would be great.”

You followed when Melina led the way inside. Yelena shot a thumbs up as you passed; you smiled back. This would be okay. The plan would work.

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Jeff knew he was somewhere new. And he loved to be somewhere new; there were places to explore, foods to try, and friends to meet. On top of that, Yelena had promised Jeff that her dog Fanny would be at this new place, which meant a definite playing partner; the land shark and the dog could run together all day long.

Yet you had made Jeff wait. While you went to meet whoever was outside, you asked him to keep Natasha company until she had finished her piloting tasks.

Jeff would do that. Ever since he discovered your secret, he had vowed to be well-behaved on the trip; you were stressed enough, and he didn’t want to make it worse for you. Admittedly, Jeff had tried to tell Natasha the secret as soon as he found out, not entirely understanding the meaning of ‘secret’. Jeff’s energetic mrrrs meant nothing to Natasha, luckily. Her suspicions were only raised by your panic and speed in dragging Jeff away.

Finally, the Black Widow finished her tasks. “You ready to meet my parents, Jeff?”

Jeff nodded, even if he hadn’t really known he was doing that and so hadn’t prepared. Natasha and Yelena were kind to him; how bad could their parents be?

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Alexei had suddenly been left alone. Yelena was playing with her dog, and Melina had taken Y/N to talk privately for some reason, which left Alexei to bide his time until Natasha disembarked the plane.

Natasha made good company, so Alexei beamed immediately upon seeing her. He even began walking to greet her until he saw her companion - a round shark with legs; the creature was small but had ample flesh to it, possibly enough to feed the whole family.

Silently and slowly, as he didn’t know the behaviour of this land shark, Alexei shuffled to his gun rack and pulled out his finest hunting rifle. “Very considerate of Natasha to allow me to hunt it,” he whispered to nobody but himself.

Jeff was oblivious to the threat. After spending hours strapped into a plane seat, he couldn’t wait to stretch his legs in the surrounding fields, immediately dashing off into the grass.

Alexei lined Jeff up in his rifle sights. Jeff had an eye on the butterfly circling his head. He flopped to sit on the ground and stretched his nose to greet the butterfly. When it dodged his head, Jeff held an arm up to try to tap it.

“Alexei!”

The yell broke the soldier out of his focus; he scowled, turning to see his daughter stalking towards him.

“Natasha, you brought a shark for me to hunt, let me hunt it.”

“That is my pet land shark, Jeff. He is not for hunting.”

Jeff was giggling at the butterfly by this point; he’d rolled onto his back just so the insect could never be out of his line of sight. Yelena sighed. “I wish he was this oblivious when I met him. You mention eating shark in private and become the bad guy, but aim a rifle at him; he does not notice.”

With that, Yelena went back to stroking Fanny, Jeff went back to following the butterfly, and Nat began to wrestle the rifle from her father. Even when a shot was accidentally fired in the fight, Jeff seemed to miss it completely; all he knew was that something scared his butterfly friend away, and he needed a new friend, so he trotted over to see Fanny.

Jeff’s move brought a rush of action from the spy family. Alexei remained unrelenting, as did Natasha in her move against him. Yelena suddenly noticed her dog would be in danger by proximity, so she leapt to join her sister, and you and Melina ran outside to witness it all, brought out by the gunshot.

“Oh, so you’ll protect your dog but not your nephew?” Natasha asked

“I thought you had it handled!”

“But that wasn’t enough when Fanny was concerned?”

“Shut up, sestra. I’m helping you now, yes?”

With everyone’s effort, Alexei was subdued; his weapon was removed, and Natasha explained how Jeff came into your lives as a friend, not food.

Moments stretched into eternity as Alexei and Melina stared between the two of you and Jeff, all sitting and awaiting their judgement. Except for Jeff, he still hadn’t noticed.

“You apologise to the shark.” Melina decided at last. “And I take him to see the pigs; I think he will like them.”

You called for your land shark, and finally, Jeff looked over, his tongue lolling out of his mouth. He tilted his head, wondering why everyone was gathered and watching him, but then Jeff shrugged; as long as he got attention… and had he heard mention of pigs? He liked pigs.

—

“You’re sure it’s okay that we’re leaving you alone?” Natasha whispered to you midway through your hug goodbye.

“I’m sure; you enjoy yourself with Melina and Yelena. Alexei and I can entertain ourselves.”

Natasha raised an eyebrow but nodded nonetheless. “Yeah, well, um… good luck, love. Call me if he’s too much?”

“I promise he won’t be. You go enjoy your day out… and look after Jeff!”

Jeff would be very well looked after. He bounded around the spa happily, watching curiously as the three women sat still. The attendants talked with Jeff as they painted the nails of the three women, laughing as he explored all the machines and set-ups in the room.

“Do you want me to paint your nails too?” Jeff shook his head vehemently, backing quickly away from the lines of nail polish. He didn’t have nails as far as he was aware, so where would they try to put it? All Jeff could imagine was painted teeth, which would contaminate his food. He didn’t want that.

As he backed up, Jeff crashed into a tank which, thankfully, did not budge. It seemed to be a box of just water on the floor, but upon closer inspection, Jeff noticed some small black fish swimming in it.

“Mrrr!”

Natasha laughed at the sight of Jeff through the tank. It had enlarged his features; his eyes especially looked enormous and shimmered with the water.

“Mrrr.” He huffed again. He remembered Natasha didn’t understand him this time, so he pointed at the tank to clarify his point.

“Yes, there are fish.” Natasha hesitantly told him. She exhaled when Jeff nodded, glad to have guessed his speech correctly. It really was easier having you around. “How about you put a finger in?”

“Careful that they don’t bite,” Melina teased; she knew exactly what would happen to Jeff, but she was fond of letting him discover it himself. The scientific way.

All eyes in the room were on the land shark as he submerged a hand; they watched as the fish swam up in a cluster to inspect the hand. And then they watched as the fish began to nibble at Jeff, laughing when the shark sprung back and growled at the tank.

“Garra rufa,” Melina explained, “they will nibble dead skin off your feet.”

“Mrrr,” Jeff pouted. He preferred to bite the fish, not the other way around.

—

Yelena pulled her sister into the house upon their return before Natasha could go searching for you. Meanwhile, Melina walked Jeff around to the back garden, where you and Alexei had set up a patio during their absence. Fairy lights and candles illuminated the space, you had donned a suit, and Alexei had arranged an area out of sight where Natasha’s family could hide and watch.

“It’s happening then?” Melina asked, looking to her husband.

“I support it,” he agreed, “Y/N is very respectable for our Natasha.”

The woman turned to you next. You had pulled the suit shirt and jacket over Jeff, but your trembling fingers struggled to affix the bow tie correctly. “Let me.” She stepped in to finish the job, praising Jeff for how smart he looked, then adjusted your outfit. “It will be a pleasure to have you in our family. Officially.”

“You think she’ll say yes?”

“I know she will. She looks at you with all the adoration in the world, and you already have a child together-” Melina pointed down at Jeff, who looked up at you in return. “-Just be brave; you know you have our support.”

With that, she and Alexei took their hiding spots just as Yelena guided Natasha around the corner and trailed off to join her parents.

Natasha was breathtaking; Yelena had clearly put more effort into the makeover than you had put into getting Jeff ready. All the lines you had rehearsed went out the window the second you saw her; nothing you had scripted could do justice to the woman in front of you.

“Is this what I think it is?” Natasha broke the silence you hadn’t intended to let fall.

Words were still a struggle for you at the moment, so you nodded until you were ready. Natasha waited patiently, her kind smile encouraging you to continue. “I’d hope you’ve worked it out by now,” you joked, “you’re meant to be the world’s best spy.”

“Um, but I’ll do it properly now… Natasha, you have been the best partner I could ever ask for, endlessly supportive of every stupid thing I have done; when I failed to repair my mission earpiece, taking in Jeff, buying the Blahaj, learning I could talk to animals. You’ve been there for all of it. I love you and everything that comes with that, I love our land shark, I love your family - who are watching right now and who did help me plan this - I love all of you, and I want to prove that I’ll always be here with you, officially. So-”

You dropped to one knee, holding a hand out to Jeff. Unfortunately, he was too transfixed in watching Natasha’s reaction to remember his job. “Jeff.” He jolted to attention, depositing the ring box in your hand before sitting beside you.

“-marry me?”

“Yes. Of course, yes.”

You rushed up to kiss her, thankful for her quick reply, only to be interrupted by a loud squeal. While you embraced your -now- fiancee, the both of you looked down to the source, your land shark. Jeff was running in circles like a dog chasing its tail; he soon switched to cuddling into your and Natasha’s legs before finally taking off to expose the hiding place of Natasha’s family.

“Do you think he wanted us to be a family?” Natasha grinned

“Yeah-” you smiled back, “maybe just a bit.”

She leaned in to kiss you again, and this time nobody would stop you. You blocked out Jeff’s screaming and the congratulations of Natasha’s family.

For this moment, it was just you and the woman you loved.

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Jeff taglist: @unexpected-character @wolferine

#jeff the landshark #jeff the land shark #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff fluff #marvel #mcu #natasha romanoff x y/n

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shimmerbeasts · 4 months

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Muse Details

animal: Ocelot flower: Acontium alias Wolfsbane scent: Gunpowder, sulphur, citrus coffee: usually too nutty, thick and tar-like for her taste with how it is made in the Undercity tea: prefers spicier tea flavours with varying herbs or fruits mixed in, has a strong preference for citrus and ginger drink: usually just mere water or something like apple juice alcoholic beverage: Whiskey Sour exclusively as it was the first cocktail, Silco ever let her drink food: when it comes to fish, she loves salmon and tuna, however, she also does not say no to "meat" stew, in fact, over the years, she developed a strong taste and interest in varying kinds of "meat" dessert: dark chocolate cake with cherries in it article of clothing: the purple sleeves, which are repurposed from Powder's former purple shirt candy: sour gummies, fruit-flavoured gummies, anything that you have to chew on a bit left or right handed?: ambidextrous sloppy or neat writing?: sloppy, kind of chaotic-looking writing clean or messy home?: very messy and chaotic workshop, but with an underlying sense of organisation in her mind morning or night?: Night as that is when her senses work the best task done early or last minute?: It can swing wildly. Sometimes, she does things super early and other times, she gets sidetracked and ends up rushing a job in the last five minutes while in a state of mania love language?: Physical touch and acts of service are how she expresses her love believe in love at first sight?: In a way, she does believe in love at first sight. However, what she reads as love technically is just her habit of getting extremely attached very fast. Ergo Jinx has a habit of developing intense, co-dependent relationships with very intense emotional feelings.

Muse Details

animal: Leopard Seal and Shark flower: Deadly Nightshade scent: Tobacco, cologne, salt, strange sickly sweet odour from the Shimmer vials, he has on himself coffee: Can down the thick, nutty, tar-like substance Zaunites call coffee and will maintain eye contact the whole time tea: black tea, usually with some milk or sugar, alternatively, he likes apple and cinnamon tea drink: Water or iced tea during hotter days alcoholic beverage: Whiskey food: When it comes to fish, Silco normally eats herring, salmon or sardines. He also likes mussels and shellfish. He does not eat as much "meat" as Sevika or Jinx eat, however, he also does not shy away from it. dessert: Lemon sorbet if he can afford to splurge article of clothing: His black and golden laced vest as well as his cloak with the red collar (even if both articles can sometimes be unbearable to wear due to trauma). candy: almonds or other types of nuts or cherries encased in dark or milk chocolate left or right handed?: right-handed sloppy or neat writing?: extremely neat, almost hard-looking writing clean or messy home?: clean and very minuscule home with little space for disorder, however, he can tolerate it to some extent, especially when it comes from Jinx morning or night?: Morning as Silco's Vastaya heritage makes him the most active and skilled during the day; plus as the leader of the Lanes, he just has a very busy day task done early or last minute?: Tasks are preferably done early; that way Silco can respond faster to unexpected surprises and developments throughout the day love language?: Quality time, words of affirmation and in brief instances physical touch is how Silco expresses love. believe in love at first sight?: He used to somewhat when he was younger, but now that he is older and wiser, he feels that love is not something, which blooms at first sight but has to be nourished and tended to over time.

Tagged by: @zaunseye

Tagging: @piranhasbreath (Zeri and Tresh), @ferinehuntress (Ahri and Vi), @jynxd (Ekko and Briar), @blackrosesmatron, @realmyths (Vi and Caitlyn), @elisethetraveller, @moxxietude (Anti!Moxxie), @countlessrealities (Summer), @mythicspiration (Ezrael), @playgroundmonsters (Ran)

#playground: meme #heres to the new us: jinx headcanon #ever wonder what its like to drown: silco headcanon

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tastygummisharks · 5 months

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I should probably make a pin by now

Hi I'm Cassette!

I'm a hivemind of seven little gummi sharks!

I'm prey but a very dangerous one~ for your safety don't get too close if you don't know how to handle me, I have a literal black hole between my legs. If you want to learn to handle me, just ask~ <3

This is my side blog for horny things, but you already know that.

Things I like: Vore (Oral, AV and especially UB in particular. Almost always fatal), Sweat, Burps, and a lot of other smaller interests that fold into the others.

If you have scenarios or ideas or just want to do something to these poor little sharks, I love asks! I'm more likely to respond if it's not anonymous though, fair warning!

I'm going to start using #GummiWrites for my horny snippets of writing

#GummiWrites

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lil-lass-annie · 6 months

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Here are my poisened poems charecters as care takers!

Oliver would be a great care taker as he has always wanted to be a father!

Since hes a prince he would definitely play princess and knights/princes and loves watching disney princess movies or just disney movies in general with you!

Tea parties? Tea parties.

Every toy you have is very extravagant and looks almost like its from a fairy tale!

Speaking of fairy tale, he loves to read you fairy tales when its bed time!

Over all if you want a very expensive and fancy prince care taker but also one whos very sweet and will give you whatever you need, oliver would be your prince charming!

Next is tia! I wouldn't suggest her as a care taker unless your okay with being a mini mean girl-

Tia would be more like a cool older sister then a mom care taker, but she'd still try her best!

Shopping at claires on the weekend to get you (and maybe her) a little dolled up and then you and her can play dress up or "fashion show" as tia likes to call it once you get home!

Yes she'll rewatch lps popular with you for the hundredth time is this even a question???

Speaking of lps she will totally play out a highschool drama with you using lps or barbies!

Since tia loves to sing karaoke of (kid friendly) pop songs are a must!

So if you'll risk becoming a little regina gorge to tias big regina gorge, then tia would be a fun time!

Noah is a great care taker, especially for more shy or timid littles! If you don't mind the bugs of course!

Noah would love going outside and bug hunting with one of those bug catching kits (he lets the bigs go though!)

And since noah is also a theater kid he wouldn't mind dressing up and playing in a little play with you!

He would love to play video games with you! Weather its on the ds, 3ds, or switch! He'll play whatever you want! (He might cry if your mean or competitive)

He would love to watch anime/cartoons with you!

Pockys and chocolate pandas would probably be your main treat, that or gummy bugs/frogs/sharks!

But if you want a soft spoken bug loving theater kid gamer nerd as your care taker... I'm not sure theres anyone that fits that description other then noah!

Damion is a very... alternative care taker...

He almost certainly bought you that pony mania set don't even lie-

He doesn't mind you and him screaming out emo music as long as you don't mind!

All of your toys are either black, red, skeleton or stiches theme!

Nintendo? Who are they??? All damion and you knows is play station!

Oh you already KNOW yall are shopping at hot topic!!

If you steal some candy from the store then damion lets it slide and acts like he doesn't even know what crime is!

Over all, if your fine with emo style and emo music and only a bit of crimes then damion is probably your perfect care taker!

Finally the last care taker is midnight!

Midnight likes to give you red fruit juice cause you and her like to pretend its blood and that you a little baby vampire!

Haunted mansion, nightmare before Christmas, coraline, wich one are you picking for you and midnight's movie night?

She likes to read you spooky stories before bed (but not too scary since she doesn't want you to have nightmares!)

If you play dress up with her then lets just say you'll be looking like gothic marceline from fiona and cake-

Spirt holloween is you and midnights home, you guys sleep in coffins and hibernate till holloween!!

So if you'd like a very gothic and very spooky care taker then you might just want to hang out with midnight... hand out like... like bats like upside down-

#age dreaming #sfw agere #noncom agere #age regression #agere blog #sfw little stuff #my ocs #original characters

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words-etched-in-her-skin · 2 years

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Hey Theo! Really excited to see your captain Alcina post and all the naughty stuff sent in for kinktober, so I wanna start this off kinda sweet and wholesome.

Ladies favorite candy(yours and your partner’s included if your ok with it. Mine is butterfingers and Twix ice cream bars)

Favorite seasonal treat(mine is apple cider from hubers winery).

Hope you have a safe and fun Spooky Season!

Hello, dear 😊 I'm glad you're looking forward to it! It's just about done lol Just waiting for the motivation for the last scene to kick in 😅

But alright! Let's do this 👻

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Alcina: Favorite Candy: Alcina's not one for most candies, but the Countess will never say no to some finely made dark chocolate. And if she's in the mood for something extra decadent, she'll gladly indulge in some imported cherry cordials. Favorite Seasonal Treat: I don't think it's a surprise to anyone that the Lady's favorite treat is her homemade seasonal wine 🍷

Bela: Favorite Candy: Much like her Mother, the eldest Dimitrescu is not overly big on sweets. She tends to go for more simple candies - peppermints, fruit slices and old fashioned ribbon candy being her favorites. Favorite Seasonal Treat: Pumpkin pie, especially traditional Moldovian ones 🎃🥧

Cass: Favorite Candy: The middle daughter loves anything sour. Lemonheads.. sour gummies.. the more sour the better. Her particular favorite being a candy called War Heads. Favorite Seasonal Treat: Unlike Alcina, Cass's favorite Seasonal treat is a spiced apple mead that only comes around in September and October 🍯🍂

Daniela: Favorite Candy: Needless to say, the youngest loves sweets entirely too much! So much so, that she would have a different answer of what her favorite was on any given day. She's always up for a packet of pop rocks, though! Favorite Seasonal Treat: Much to her family's dismay, Dani loves candy corn! 💥✨

Donna: Favorite Candy: Donna usually prefers to make her own candy. Her famous strawberry compote delicious surrounded by any type of chocolate. She does have a fondness for a certain amaretto trouffle that Alcina gets for her every Christmas, though. Favorite Seasonal Treat: Homemade pumpkin caramel affogato 🎃🍦

Sal: Favorite Candy: Sal is a fucking whore for gummy candies! But she will go absolutely primal over some gummy sharks. She finds them both humerous and delicious. Favorite Seasonal Treat: She loves, loves, loves to make her own pumpkin cupcakes each fall! Especially with a fresh cream icing 🦈🧁

Miranda: Favorite Candy: Fucking hot balls. Straight up, no buffer. Favorite Seasonal Treat: She finds anything pumpkin flavored repulsive. She may occasionally have some hot apple tea made for her, but that's about as festive as she gets 🔥🍵

And as requested!

Me: Favorite Candy: This is hard because I'm a slut for candy 😅 But here we go.. sour patch kids strawberries, Twizzler pull n' peels, old fashioned (soft) red licorice, neon gummy worms, tootsie rolls, and caramel m&ms. Favorite Seasonal Treat: Brach's mallowcreme pumpkins, Little Debbie's pumpkin delights, warm apple cider, and Cheeto's Bag of Bones!

My Partner's: Favorite Candy: (keep in mind, they're from Germany) Happy Hippos, crumbling fudge, and sherbert lemon. Favorite Seasonal Treat: Federweißer (basically a sightly alcoholic, lightly carbonated fruit juice that only comes out at the end of September/beginning of October in parts of Germany)

This was fun, dear! Thanks for requesting it! 😊♥️

#depravity answered #hoodedkitten144 #resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady alcina dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #donna beneviento #genderbent sal #mother miranda #demonofpuns #kinktober #softober #this was so wholesome and fun 😊#halloween 🎃#re8 headcanons #re8 asks

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zootycutieart · 9 months

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Been a bit for this, but after drawing some of the Heroic Warriors as Cookie Run characters, I decided to do the same for some Evil Warriors! Most are Filmation-oriented, but I felt the 200X way was better for Tri-Klops.

Formerly Prince Goatmilk Cookie, being saved from crumbling turned the thought-to-be heir of the Milk Kingdom into Sugar Skull Cookie! Despite his sugary skull, he is dripping with bitter malice, especially towards his nephew, Prince Buttermilk Cookie. With his powerful Goatmilk Staff, he leads his own team of evil warriors to take on the heroic cookies in an attempt to get the secrets of Castle Earlgrayskull for himself. However, he's also found himself against Dark Enchantress Cookie and her group lately. One of the only things Sugar Skull Cookie cares for is Berry Drop Panther. Rival to TigerMilk Morsel, he is a fierce and vindictive kitty! He makes for a good Combi bonus with his master, but is far more content to lounge around the lair when he's not in need. Being taken in by Sugar Skull Cookie's team from the streets is Nightshade Cookie. A powerful sorceress, she unfortunately seems to have it drilled in that she's meant for the Evil Warriors. There's a good side there somewhere, but it feels like it's being hidden far too strongly by a combination of underconfidence, manipulation, and false praise. Despite her heavily unwavering loyalty to the Evil Warriors, she has a respect for Miracleberry Cookie, along with a heavy rivalry towards Pomegranate Cookie. The literal brute squad of the Evil Warriors is Bearclaw Cookie. Armed with burnt almond claws, he is the biggest muscle of the Evil Warriors. With the ability to control nearly any Cookie Pet, he makes for devastating Combis with nearly every creature. Despite this, he can never combo with TigerMilk Morsel and is easy to outwit by the heroes. Despite his rough exterior, he cares for Nightshade Cookie, and worries about what paths she might be taking. Gummy Fish Cookie is a former ruler of a kingdom in the soda seas. Disposed from his role, he has allied himself as a third party with Sugar Skull Cookie. Only showing up when he's called for, he's more content to lay waste to anyone that tries to doubt his authority. Despite this, he is very protective of the seas. He has a soft spot for Squid Ink Cookie and Sorbet Shark Cookie, is interested in the history of Sugarteara, and reveres Sea Fairy Cookie. Holding onto life from a combination of errant oven parts and science is Jawbreaker Cookie. Second in strength to Bearclaw Cookie, along with second in wits, he is armed with a multitude of amazing things. With a mechanical arm that can be swapped into other weaponry and a jaw that can snap a cookie like a, well, cookie, he's a living army. Thankfully he's also easy to bamboozle, something that helps the heroes fight him. Blinded in both real life and by Sugar Skull Cookie is Spumoni Cookie. Once an amazing swordsman and scientist that preferred to be alone, he was given a helmet of three different ingredients by Sugar Skull Cookie. While this has restored his vision, it has also been brainwashing him into being one of Sugar Skull Cookie's minions. However, his scientific apt is not dulled whatsoever. He was the one to bring Jawbreaker Cookie back to life, and is constantly creating new inventions in attempts to turn the tide towards the side of evil. Cookie Run © Devsisters Masters of the Universe © Mattel Cookie characters © ZootyCutie (that's me!)