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the-heavenly-principles · 1 year

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Himeru: give an example of a fruit that we eat with the skin on

Niki: oh fuck.... wait - I'm thinking

Rinne: I don't believe it

Niki: apple apple apple apple

Himeru: do we have an apple? 9 points bravo! Mr. Rinne, the same question, give an example of a fruit that we eat with the peel

Rinne: kiwi?

Kohaku: kiwi with skin? are you fucked-

Rinne: SOME PEOPLE EAT

Himeru: who the fuck eats kiwi skin - has anyone here ever eaten a kiwi with skin here? -

Kohaku: no

Niki: me

#ensemble stars x reader #ensemble stars #enstars #enstars x reader #himeru #niki shiina #rinne amagi #kohaku oukawa #himeru x reader #niki shiina x reader #rinne amagi x reader #kohaku oukawa x reader #enstars imagines #enstars incorrect quotes #ensemble stars imagines #ensemble stars incorrect qoutes #esworks

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nishalabyrinthcloset · 21 days

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Let's pretend Edge is ReiKei and GX is Switch

#ensemble stars #enstars incorrect quotes #enstars #tsumugi aoba #natsume sakasaki #sora harukawa #rei sakuma #keito hasumi #newdi #rhylink

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tenshi-agerasia · 2 months

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ensemble stars characters as things i experienced on a cruise to mexico

i'm waiting for a flight that i'm ten hours early for so here's some rare 鬼畜 text content . incorrect quotes and imagined scenarios, long post under the cut

starting off with some incorrect quotes

rei: can you walk?

eichi: i think so, i'm much more energetic nowadays-

rei: no you're not. shiratori-kun, get him a wheelchair, we're skipping all the lines at the airport‎‎

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eichi, getting physically patted down by tsa in a small dark room because his wheelchair couldn't go through the full-body scanner and it was too much physical effort to stand up: this is all sakuma-kun's fault

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aira: tenshouin-senpai! you almost left your louis vuitton designer scarf at the security checkpoint! what if someone had stolen it?!

eichi: thank you, shiratori-kun! but it's fake

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akatsuki in the elevator with a group of strangers

stranger, in a thick southern accent: so what're y'all up to t'night?

silence

souma stares straight ahead. he thinks the stranger isn't talking to them.

stranger, feeling slightly awkward: so, y'all stayin' in your room?

kuro: um... yeah

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afterwards

keito: how did he know that our room doesn't have a window

kuro: ???

keito: ??? he said something about our stateroom not having a window like his

kuro: you mean when he asked if we were staying in our room?

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hokuto: how much money have you spent at the arcade

makoto: uhhhh... i don't know, i'm not good at math

mao: how much did each of the figurine blind bags cost you

makoto: four plays is $4.50 and i get an average of 87 tickets at the piano game. the gachapon is 750 tickets each, and 750 / 87 = around 8.62 plays, and 8.62 x 4.50 / 4 = $9.6975

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wataru: iiiiiit's..... showtiiiiiime....

yuta: can we leave

hinata: the waiters are dancing now, we can't just leave

one minute later

yuta: can we leave

hinata: i'd love to see you try to leave in this situation

three minutes later

yuta: can we leave

hinata: QUICK THEY STOPPED MAKE A RUN FOR IT

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jun: i don't like my new haircut

jin, shaking his head knowingly: yeah you shouldn't have cut it on a cruise

jun: i lied. i love my new haircut it means the world to me

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jun, still struggling to come to terms with his new haircut: now i kind of look like the scaramouche guy from genshin

hiyori: i was thinking more like edna from the incredibles

some people that i encountered!

kaoru as the guy that (successfully) invited one of the waitresses to dance

yuzuru as the sweet lady who asked me how to swipe her room card for the arcade because her son (tori) wanted to play a game

ritsu as my mom who spent most of the time sleeping

rinne as the tour guide that would add "rawr" to the end of his jokes

tsumugi as the poor woman who got stuck in a hammock and had to ask me for help

yuta as my brother who i forced to go on a rusty cable sliding thing you could only hold on to by hand, only for it to get stuck before it reached the middle

hinata as me who dragged the rope attached to the handle and tried to run (on sand) to pull yuta/my brother on the cable slide, only for him to fall (on sand)

rei as the people who watched and laughed

yuzuru as me playing the discord golf game with my friends on vc, only to get screwed over by the lag from cruise wifi

anzu as my friends who were still at home and took this chance to win by miles

makoto as my brother and i when we made one of the arcade machines run out of tickets to dispense three times

makoto as my brother who dominated the entire leaderboard of a piano game with his high scores

tomoya as my mom who was upset that she didn't get to see any flamingos up close

mao as the guest services guy who kept getting interrupted by phone calls that lasted less than 50 seconds

tsumugi as the worker who asked me "do you speak mandarin or chinese?"

adonis as my dad who would only eat meat because "it's more worth it that way"

hiyori as the hair stylist that gave me the scaramouche/edna haircut and kept calling me "madame" and insisted that i trust his vision (he was a lovely guy, i just wanted it more short :()

anzu as my aunts that were constantly trying to video call my mom on wechat, only for the call to disconnect because cruise wifi sucks

mayoi as the dinner waiter that jumpscared my mom on the lunch buffet line

midori as the buffet worker who kept sorting the lettuce leaves by size and color

rinne as the guy at the casino who told a worker he wanted to "have a gambling addiction responsibly"

tori and tsukasa as the little girls who tried to convince their mom to let them eat only cake for lunch

kaoru as the white guy who tried to engage in a conversation with me in the elevator but only made the situation more awkward

souma as the guy who got into an argument with someone (kaoru) over whether the fish he ate was bass or salmon (it was salmon with some bass)

shinobu as the boy who ran up and down the stairs yelling that he was looking for ducks (?)

wataru as the russian lady in charge of the dining room who would loudly whisper "iiiiiit's...... showtiiiiiiime" into a microphone every evening

tomoya as the waiter with a tired, dead inside expression who still had to dance for the russian lady's "showtime"

adonis as the guy that woke up at six in the morning to run laps around the deck for some unknown reason

wataru as the guy who posed for a picture like he was pinching the setting sun

hokuto as the guy taking the picture, but from an angle that made wataru look like he was pinching nothing and standing there stupidly

promo time ~ preorders for the niki's cookbook fanzine are open until march 12! i made some recipes for it, go check it out :)

#i saw someone with a “cyberwar veteran” tag and a “taylor swift 2024” election shirt at the airport #i cannot be certain of their pronouns but i can raise my eyebrow and go “oh they're one of those” /neutral #i regret going on this trip #ensemble stars #i get home at one in the morning sob #enstars #enstars textpost #we were like the only asian people on the cruise and wow were we stared at a lot #enstars incorrect quotes #not proofread i've been awake for too long #midori takamine #shinobu sengoku #rei sakuma #eichi tenshouin #aira shiratori #hell dorm #i love them #couldn't even read lofter or ao3 on the cruise #didn't even get another eisekai chapter written #and i brought my tablet only for it to stay in my bag unused :(#my hair stylist was apparently a hairdresser for famous bollywood actors but my mom doesn't believe him #i look like a flat mushroom head now #souma kanzaki #kuro kiryu #keito hasumi #i watched joy ride on the plane #it was pretty good #hokuto hidaka #makoto yuki #mao isara

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lokiinwonderland · 1 year

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#enstars incorrect quotes #ensemble stars!!#ensemble stars #enstars #yuzuru fushimi #mayoi ayase #tatsumi kazehaya #ibara saegusa #hibiki wataru

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beelovedstars · 6 months

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shitty image based off of a bit in a server

#enstars #enstars incorrect quotes #is that the tag #niki shiina #ibara saegusa #mika kagehira #cospro #cow at the fence #timekeepers c4sino

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 10 months

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Producer: (holding a spray bottle) okay I got like 2 minutes before I have to get Rinne of the stage and tackle Hiiro of off it before he can start his usual talk, what do you need?

Subaru: now I feel bad because I just wanted you to tell us good luck

Producer: good luck, now if you excuse me I can already feel Rinne approaching the stage

#enstars #enstars shitpost #enstars incorrect quotes #enstars crack #enstars subaru

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mi-meru · 1 year

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Rinne: What do you expect from me?

Niki: Responsibility but ig that was a mistake

#enstars #ensemble stars #crazyb #enstars incorrect quotes #rinne amagi #niki shiina

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ur-local-remy-kinnie · 1 year

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hello enstars fandom

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sweetsuke · 4 months

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silly kohayutas <3

#expect more :3 #ensemble stars #enstars #yuta aoi #yuuta aoi #kohaku oukawa #yuta x kohaku #kohaku x yuta #kohayuta #yukoha #yutakoha #koyuta #niki shiina #ensemble stars rarepairs #n e ways do you guys see my vision yet #do you see what im cooking.........#incorrect quotes #shitposts

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partially-incorrect-enstars · 2 years

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#ensemble stars #enstars #incorrect quotes #himeru #tatsumi kazehaya #TatsuHime

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absentmindedadmirer · 9 months

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Enstars {Discord}Textposts Part 1~

Will do a writing update later... but here's whatever the fuck this is that I did at 2-4 in the morning <3 Taken from the Discord bc we're mentally ill.

Actually, 80% of these quotes are from me... so maybe I'm the problem.

Will release Part 2 if people want it!! I have too much content. === Sketchie's Fandom Archives {The Masterlist of All the Dumb Shit I Make~ <3}