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Hug Your Goddamn Kids: Why It’s A Terrible Idea to Leave Your Teenaged Newly-Hormonal Child To The Terribly Confusing Ordeal of Having Their Only Regular Physical Contact Be People Stabbing Them
#the wonder kids are fine#speedsters are mostly fine#end of list#well okay billy’s probably fine because captain marvel is an adult man#with a (physically) fully developed brain#everyone else tho? fucked.#dc#kaldur'ahm#garfield logan#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bart allen#conner kent#roy harper#tara markov#rose wilson#raven dc#kon el#dc comics#oliver queen#bruce wayne#this is partially targeted at those two specifically yes
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no bro the beauty of rottmnt is that there ISN’T one specific brother who actually REALLY has all the common sense trying to herd the other 3 like wayward children.
the beauty of rottmnt is that they are ALL idiots and all GET to be idiots and they pass the reasonable brain cell around depending on the shenanigans they’re up to. i won’t take this slander and erasure of any of their rights to be complete and sincere dumbasses. they are STUPID and they are COMPETENT, each of them, as individuals and as a unit
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt movie#i mean this is gonna happen w every ensemble show theres always gonna be the most popular fan fave getting all the credit#but its esp insulting in rise lmfao like#'oh leo has all the common sense if u really think about it' leo cut warren stone in half and accidentally portaled pirates to tahiti#'raph is the only one with the brain cell' raph panic ate his phone once raph wanted to strap hawks to their feet for skates#'donnie' u mean constant barely restrained violence boy? created sentient robo children on accident TWICE boy?#mikey 'whoa this bridge is so rickety LETS SEE HOW FAR IT SWINGS BABY' peak baby brother boy???#like the fun in it is so much in that they all have moments where they shine and moments where they're STUPID TEEN BOYS#and ykw april included she's the fifth sibling!!!!!!!#she's just as chaotic as any of them!!!!#you know who in this family had solid reasonable brain cells? gram gram#end of list
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Billy Joel-core
#Billy Joel#aesthetic#you know how people think Western artists are big in Japan?#Billy Joel is one of the only artists who actually is#him and Queen#end of list
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Top Tier MCU Couples
Edwin Jarvis and Ana Jarvis
Leopold Fitz and Jemma Simmons
Tony Stark and Dum-E
#end of list#mcu couples#fitzsimmons#edwin jarvis#ana jarvis#leopold fitz#jemma simmons#agents of shield#agent carter#tony stark#iron man#dum-e#AoS
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List of Musicians if they are were Dogs
Hozier
Standard Puddle
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my list of shows that get queer women right list, updated:
one mississippi
gentleman jack
hacks (season 1 only)
a league of their own
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was going to ask who the best guest star on spn was but that’s easy. gary cole
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i should not have rewatched the sweeney todd interview with johanna's actress
#as i've said before#there are very very select few moments he reminds me of anthony#and that's one of them#the more angelic version of himself in am#*in i am#and the photo on his imdb#and the photoshoot he did with the 19th century esque suits#and that's it#end of list#typewriter dings
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careers i should have had:
• nascar driver
• playboy bunny
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wyll would love me if i was a worm
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I GOT 13% ON MY EXAM??????
#I got ONE QUESTION RIGHT#I feel confident about graphing parabolas#END OF LIST#every day this week has been like. hours and hours of math#and yet I took the exam and I swear to god that I’ve never seen any of this shit before#like what the hell was that ….
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THE AUDACITY OF THEM TO SAY THIS, FUCK NETFLIX FR
#netflix#inside job#dead end paranormal park#im not okay with this#first kill#warrior nun#the list goes on..
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list of good jokes:
-"so I googled mario hyperinflation and I got some interesting results that were... ultimately not helpful"
-ancient sumerian dog walks into a bar and says im blind ill open this one
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there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture
#he would protest if he saw this and say he was ‘resting his eyes’ but i digress#here are the movies my dad watched for the first time this year and didn’t fall alseep:#top gun: maverick sunset boulevard there will be blood witness for the prosecution glass onion edge of tomorrow#i suspect avatar will be on the list but we’re not seeing that until the 18th#we watch a lot of movies so the sample size can be considered significant#but at the end of the day dads just really love top gun and tom cruise idk what to tell you
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after having an entire hour long conversation with my coworkers about what "degendering" is, and the importance of using trans people's pronouns when you know them- rather than always defaulting to "they/them" no matter what- and still getting "they/them"ed by people I trusted not to fucking do that to me, I have decided that the name and pronouns circle of introductions for new additions to the group will now include the very clearly stated boundary that they do not use "they/them" pronouns for me.
your move, cowards!
#the positive end of this is that i happened to be the first non-cis person to introduce myself in the circle#and two nonbinary(?) people after me both followed suit & elaborated on like#which pronouns were okay AND which pronouns they actually preferred people use for them/how they use them#which was really cool!!#usually they've just given the list of which ones were okay#so it was nice to have the detailed insight and also nice to see them asset boundaries
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taking a walk in a cropped shirt that says 'try NOT to fuck this ass' on the back
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