#eddie doesnt know how to act (yeah)
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They hear the ‘ding’ of the elevator as they walk inside the very luxurious building and Robin grabs Steve’s hand and makes them run to the door yelling, “Hold! Please!”
A hand covered in rings and with short nails painted black appears from inside and holds the door for them. They get in as Robin breathes out little ‘thank yous’ under her breath and Steve smiles at the gentleman who helped them. His brows go up a little at how handsome the man is. He’s wearing black dress pants and a black silk shirt under an also black suit jacket. The whole look is expensive and the man wears it very well. With his long curly hair tied at the back of his neck, plus the rings, the nails, and the surprising amount of piercings in his ears, he looks like a rockstar. He has a cute nose and full lips that look very enticing and big beautiful brown eyes that are looking back at him.
Steve smiles once more and nods politely figuring he should stop staring. They have to go up like a billion floors or something so this is going to be a long elevator ride. Probably shouldn’t make their traveling companion uncomfortable.
He distracts himself by looking at Robin, fixing her hair behind her ear. She looks great. Slack pants and a tight dress shirt in grey tones with black suspenders adorned with metal cufflinks. Short hair loose and just the right amount of disheveled and a graphic eyeliner so sharp it could cut you. He would know. He did her makeup. They were asked to dress party chick but professional, which neither of them knew what the hell meant but Steve is pretty sure Robin nailed it. He just hopes he did a good job too.
He’s wearing a white thigh shirt of a soft material he couldn’t for the life of him remember the name of and black dress pants, the ones that fit him like a second skin, paired with a big leather belt, just to add a little extra. He tries to inconspicuously check himself out in the mirrors of the elevator but accidentally meets eyes with the well-dressed man again. Who adverts his gaze quickly and Steve realizes he just caught him checking him out. He smiles to himself and looks down bashfully only to be horrified by what he notices because, his white shirt? The stupid fabric he can’t name? Totally sheer. Well not totally, but a little. Like he can see his nipples right now a little.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
“Robin, we need to go.” he suddenly says grabbing Robin by the back of the elbow.
Robin turns to him previously just nervously watching the floor numbers change and frowns worried, “What? We are already here, Steve! What do mean?”
“I need to go home and change Robin! I can’t-” He whispers to her, although he knows it’s in vain, there’s no way the handsome man isn’t about to hear a very embarrassing conversation.
“We are literally in the elevator. We are not going back home so you can change!” Robin huffs annoyed now that she knows it wasn’t anything more serious, “What’s wrong with your clothes?” she asks pinching his shirt between her fingers.
Steve turns his back to the man and crowds Robin, facing her, “Can you see my nipples?” he asks trying to keep his voice low but he hears a cough that sounds suspiciously like a chuckle behind him.
Robin looks at him like he’s lost his mind but, as always she goes with it, “Yes?”
Steve puts his palms over them and gasps and Robin starts laughing “What are you doing?” she says between giggles at the same time Steve exclaims, “I can’t show our new boss my nipples!”
“Steve, what?! I thought it was on purpose! You know, just a peek, a little chess hair, a little nipple.” Robin says still laughing but stops when she sees Steve is looking actually distressed.
She huffs and runs her hands up and down his arms comfortingly.
“Why would I want to show them my nipples!” Steve groans and Robin shrugs.
“It’s sexy? We were asked to dress for a party”
“Why would I want to look sexy for work?” Steve asks again, still trying to convince Robin to let him go home and change.
But Robin tilts her head to the side, “But you can’t turn that off, though? Like, you are always sexy.”
Instantly his mood changes and he smiles and coos at her, “Aww, that’s so sweet, babe! But you are biased…”
Robin scoffs at being babied and raises an eyebrow, “How am I biased?”
“Because you love me!” Steve answers like it’s obvious. And Robin nods as if taking in the information.
“Okay. I see your biases and I raise you the following point: It’s objective. Because I’m a lesbian.”
Steve laughs, but he’s not the only one. For a second, Steve had forgotten they had an audience member. A very handsome audience member. He blushes, the guy must think he’s such an idiot. But at least he thinks they are funny. He turns back to his side and smiles at him again.
But Robin suddenly jumps a little beside him, like she had just noticed him, and says, “Stranger! Opinion?”
“Rob, no-” Steve starts but Robin leans over him to talk to the man, “Shirt. Good? Bad?” She says moving her hands in front of Steve as if she was showcasing him. Steve blushes some more and tries to keep a neutral face. So he ends up just white-man smiling awkwardly.
The man chuckles again and then looks at Steve from top to bottom and back again, “You look good,” he says smirking.
And Steve's blush deepens. But Robin either doesn’t notice or is enjoying it, because she keeps questioning him, “Good. What are thinking? Slutty or sexy?”
The man leans his head to the side, his eyes roaming over Steve's chest and Steve has to resist the urge to cover his nipples again.
“It’s sexy.” he says, voice deep and serious as if this was an important conversation and not Robin and Steve being dumbasses, “Like, sophisticated sexy.”
Steve shakes himself to try to make his blush go away and addresses the man, “I- well, thank you, first. And second, I’m sorry you were dragged into this. But would you want to look sexy meeting your new boss?” he asks him.
He taps his chin in thought and then says, “Your friend is right though, are already here. Just don’t flirt with them and you'll be fine!”
At that Steve purses lips and Robin snorts rudely. “That might be a problem,” she says.
The man laughs surprised and Steve can’t help but think he has a really nice laugh, “How?” he asks them.
“Steve has a little miscommunication problem,” Robin explains, “When he tries to be charming people think he's flirting.”
Steve crosses his arms and huffs making the few locks that fall on his forehead lift a bit and fall back down, “I have no idea what I’m doing wrong! I’m just trying to be nice..”
The man is looking at him with raised eyebrows and he blinks a couple of times before snickering, “Looks like your friend is right, again. You just can’t turn sexy off, uh?”
Robin laughs really hard at that and Steve goes back to full tomato status.
“I could've tried!” he says, not even sure what are they arguing about anymore.
“How?” Robin asks him amused.
“I don’t know, a big sweater? Something knitted, comfy?” he tries but they both shake their head at him.
“That sounds sexy too,” The man says and Steve frowns,
“Literally. How?”
“It gives off fuck vibes. Like you are really fuckable,” he says, and then his eyes go wide and he bites his lips.
Robin’s eyes go wide too and she snorts, looking at Steve who is just staring at the guy with his mouth hanging slightly open.
“Sorry!” the man says, raising his hands in mock surrender, “That was so out of line- I- oh! Saved by the bell it seems,” he says when the elevator dings, “This is my floor”
The doors open and Argyle and Jon are on the other side and Steve realizes, this is also their floor.
“Eddie!” Argyle says as the man moves towards him and they shake hands enthusiastically.
“Steve, Robin” Jon greets them with a smile as they slowly walk out of the elevator, watching Eddie’s deer-in-the-headlights expression.
“Ah! I hope you had a pleasant elevator ride and didn’t do anything awkward!” Argyle jokes completely oblivious, “I’m a little sad I didn’t get to introduce you guys!”
“...What do you mean?” Robin asks with a forced smile.
“Steve, Robin: This Eddie Munson!” Argyle says moving behind Steve and Robin and hugging them by the shoulders so they stand directly in front of Eddie, “Your new boss!”
#stranger things#steddie#meet cute#but awkward#kinda#i wrote something#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#steve is bringing sexy back (yeah)#eddie doesnt know how to act (yeah)
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#tiny little guy!!! teeny thing!!!#i imagine that wormie acts kinda like a cat mixed with a crow#also she Violently wiggles her whole body when she sees barnaby. thank you for coming to my ted talk#fully convulsing. acting as though she's jello in a centrifuge#and she Does Not Stop until she is held so barnaby has to figure out how to pick her up w/o hurting her#its very amusing in my mind... hes laughing his ass off as she flops all over the place#she doesnt make noise except for very brief quiet squeaks!!#also wormie is not technically female. no one knows what the fuck she is if anything#but barnaby started referring to her with feminine terms and it Stuck#kinda like finding a cool object and going 'oh she's neat'#yeah like that!#wormie lore hidden in the fantasy au...#scribble salad#wh fantasy au#im melting picturing barnaby holding her by the 'handle'#he commissioned the harness himself... made out of the same leather as his gloves! & the same etched design as his boots!#guys im so soft thinking about them.... barnaby and his little pet worm...#i imagine he teaches her tricks... carries her on his hat.... baby talks her cause she's just that tiny how could he not....#im picturing a Scenario where barnaby full speed full force bodyslams eddie who was just walkin along#like Full Force. eddie flies back ten feet and leaves a groove in the dirt when he lands - everyone goes Hey What The Fuck Barn?!#but as soon as he does it barnaby is rushing over like 'omfg im so sorry but i had to - you were about to step on wormie'
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CAN YOU PLZ PLZ DO SOMETHING LIKE EDDIE TEACHING THE READER HOW TO TOUCH HERSELF ON HIS LAP BECAUSE SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW OHHHHH MY GOD I’m dying I need him so bad you don’t understand he’d be praising her so much and she’s practically crying begging him to finish for her GOD I CANT DO THIS RN
loved this request, hope you love where i took it :)
teach me, please me / eddie munson
rating: m (18+, minors DNI)
cw: fem!reader, masturbation, praise kink, pet names (babe/baby), voyeurism
while playing truth or dare with your pervy friends, eddie discovers you've never had an orgasm before.
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“alright, um truth or dare, gareth?” jeff asks. you continue moving pieces around on the rubiks cube you held in your hands, half listening to the guys and half not. you were leaned against the arm of eddie’s couch with your legs in his lap. his fingers tapped rhythmically on your shins as he held a beer in the other hand and laughed along with the other guys.
gareth rolled his eyes. “dare, obviously,” he spoke from across the room, sipping his beer.
jeff thought for a moment about what he could have gareth do. “oh, i dare you to go piss on old man gregory’s porch,” jeff laughs.
“shit, is that supposed to be something i’m against? let’s go,” gareth laughs. jeff and ricky follow him out, you too into your cube to notice and eddie not wanting to get up.
eddie looked at your concentrated look, taking a mental picture to remember how cute you looked like this. “making any progress, babe?” eddie asked, massaging your shin lightly.
you look up at him with a pout. “no, i’m still where i was twenty minutes ago,” you huff and let your hands fall on your stomach. “why can fourteen year olds do it and i can’t?” you whine causing eddie to laugh.
“come here, big girl,” he teases you for whining as he holds his arm out. you roll your eyes but move to sit up and lean into his side anyway. “dustin is not a normal fourteen year old, you can’t base your ability off him,” he says, wrapping his arm around you and rubbing your upper arm comfortingly.
you pout still and let your head fall onto the side of his chest. you rest one hand on his stomach, the other curled into your side as you tuck your legs under you. “it’s still annoying, i wanna be able to do it,” you whine. this is how eddie knew you were getting tired.
eddie placed a kiss on your head as you look at the cube you’d dropped on the floor. “you want me to ask them to go so we can go to bed?” he asks in a quieter voice. you and eddie had been best friends for the past three years. your parents were probably the only ones in town who absolutely adored him so you two hung out a lot. your parents trusted him to take care of you, so they had no problem letting you stay over at his house or him staying at yours whenever you wanted. of course, not without warnings but they were never needed.
it was true that you and eddie did act like more than just best friends, but you both were too afraid to admit you had feelings. that landed you in the current situation. eddie was always overprotective and put you above the guys, while you were always clinging to his side. you shook your head no. “if i get too tired i’ll just go to bed before you,” you say and mess with the fabric of his shirt.
“thought you didn’t like going to sleep without me?” eddie teased causing you to roll your eyes and hit him in the chest. you were drunk when you said that a couple months ago and he wouldn’t let it go.
just then the guys came back in laughing amongst each other before taking their seats. “success?” eddie asked with raised eyebrows and an amused smirk. the guys noticed your change in position but didn’t comment on it. partly because they were used to it, and partly because they knew better.
“oh yeah, might’ve gotten under his door we’re not sure,” gareth laughs. you crinkle your nose in disgust while eddie laughs with them.
he shakes his head, pushing you closer. “grumpy fucker deserves it,” eddie says and takes another drink of his beer. the guys laugh about it a little more before getting back to the game.
gareth looks around before his eyes land on you. “y/n, truth or dare?” he asks, now calmed down.
you hum, thinking. you were pretty tired and last time you picked dare they had you finish the game in only your bra even after eddie’s protests of it being ‘too far.’ not that you really cared, but you were really comfy right now. “truth,” you mumbled quietly.
gareth thought for a bit before shrugging. “when’s the last time you had an orgasm?” he asks, drinking his beer. your face gets hot and you feel eddie tense.
“gareth that’s not cool, man, that shits private,” eddie says, trying to save you from answering.
gareth groaned, ready to make fun of eddie for treating you like you were a kid all the time. “um, never?” you said quietly. everyone in the room goes quiet, looking at you in shock.
“woah, what? have you never masturbated?” jeff asks cautiously. you shrink into eddie’s side as you shake your head no.
the guys look at each other in slight bewilderment. “you’re eighteen years old, and you’ve never came?” gareth asks. you shake your head once more before burying your embarrassment in eddie’s chest. he moves to rubbing your back comfortingly.
eddie is amazed at the fact you’ve never had a orgasm before. he knew you were pretty innocent, but having never masturbated before? damn. your innocence made his pants tight. “let’s keep playing, i’ll take y/n’s spot since she sucks at dares anyway,” eddie laughs, trying to take the attention from you.
you keep your head hidden until you’ve calmed down and then you go back to just resting it and observing. eddie kisses the top of your head once again and you smile.
the guys start leaving around one in the morning and you disappear into the bathroom to change into your pajamas. as you’re changing, eddie cleans up a little bit in the living room and then goes to find clothes to wear to bed. it was november, so it was a bit chilly outside. as he was grabbing a pair of flannel pants you walked into his room rubbing the side of your face. “hey sleeping beauty, ready for bed?” he asked in a teasing tone as he subtly checked you out.
you were wearing a long sleeve shirt that was a bit big on you and a small pair of grey sleep shorts. you nodded and crawled on to his bed, nestling yourself in the corner as you always did and getting under his blankets. he smiles at how adorable you are and then goes to change himself.
when he came back, he turned out the lights and crawled in bed next to you. your eyes were closed but he knew you weren’t sleeping yet. “night, y/n,” he says, settling into his pillow.
“goodnight,” you mumble, cuddling into his blankets. as you lay there longer, the more awake you become, making you frustrated.
eddie was having the same problem as you, and his mind was wandering anywhere and everywhere. when he felt you shift for the millionth time he sighed and turned on his side to face you. “what’s up? why are you still awake?” he asks quietly. you open your eyes and give him a half shrug.
“suddenly i’m not tired anymore,” you say.
eddie nods. “wanna talk then?” he asks and you nod. “can i ask you a question?” he asks, picking at his pillow.
“yeah,” you mumble.
eddie purses his lips, wondering if he should even ask you this. “have you really never had an orgasm? you can be honest, it’s just me,” he questions, searching your eyes for answers.
you roll onto your back to avoid eye contact. “no, eddie. i haven’t,” you say quietly.
eddie swallows. he was curious and he knows you’ll stop him if he goes too far. “have you tried? like masturbating i mean?” he asks. you close your eyes in embarrassment.
but it was just eddie. your best friend eddie who would never judge you. “yeah… but i can never… it never worked,” you admit.
“why didn’t you ever just ask me for help, baby? i’ve been told i'm pretty good at it,” eddie smiles and jokes. you close your eyes at his words, hating how you would ask him if you could.
“dick,” you mumble and eddie laughs. he scoots closer and throws his arm around you. he presses your bodies together as his head is propped up on his hand so he can look down at you.
he shakes his head at you. “i’m just messing,” he says with a fond smile.
“mhm,” you hum and look into his eyes. those big brown eyes that you’ve admired since day one. he always got whatever he wanted from you with those eyes.
“i’m sorry i keep asking questions but this is so interesting to me. babe, i’ve been jerking my shit since i was like eleven and to find out you haven’t been able to cum yet and you’re eighteen? kinda heart breaking,” he starts once more. you shove him slightly, face screwing in slight disgust. “okay, sorry, too much information i guess. but… do you ever get wet? you ever been horny?” he pushes, testing his limits.
you cover your face with your hands, wishing a black hole would just open and suck you in. “yes. to both,” you say, your words muffled by your hands.
eddie rubs you side in a comforting manner. “so what do you do?” eddie hums, not even sure why he was still asking more questions.
“eddie,” you whine in embarrassment, uncovering your face and pouting at him.
“i’m just being curious!” he defends himself. he scans your face and feels a little bad for making you uncomfortable.
you turn your head to look at the wall and just before eddie can apologize you begin to explain. “i just kinda um… use my fingers but it like, it’ll hurt or i won’t really feel much. or it’ll feel really good but i just can’t get myself all the way,” you say as eddie listens. he hated to admit your innocence was turning him on.
“you touch your clit?” he asks in a dazed tone. you look back to him and shake your head no. “aha! see, now there’s your problem baby. that little bud, your clit, is what really is gonna make you cum. it’s different for most girls i think, but i know you can cum from just rubbing your clit the right way,” he says, his hand traveling towards your clothed pussy.
you feel like sweating as he rests his hand high on your thigh while analyzing you. “i-i don’t know what is the… right way,” you stutter.
“you poor thing, you need to work on that like as soon as possible,” eddie teases you, his signature smile on his face. but yours wasn’t there, you just looked scared.
“how?” you gulp, wanting to know more so next time you could finally get a release.
eddie eyes you for a bit before sucking his bottom lip into his mouth. “y/n, i need to ask you something, you can say no,” he says nervously.
“okay,” you urge.
eddie looks away from you for a moment to take a deep breath before looking back in your eyes. “do you want me to teach you how to pleasure yourself?” he asks quickly.
you gasp at his question, being taken by surprise. you look into his eyes once more, they’re now clouded by nervousness and something new. something you’d never seen. lust. you thought back on all the times you’d sit in bed and just deal with the dull throbs of your wet pussy, knowing you couldn’t do it. but this was your opportunity. “will you, please?” you ask with equal nervousness in your voice.
eddie is stunned, not only by your response but the fact that he asked in the first place. “now? are you wet now?” he asks, now more than conscious of his hand resting so close to your heat.
“well, no… but you can make me wet, can’t you?” you ask and then feel your ears burn. “oh my god, i'm sorry. i can’t believe i just asked you that,” you fling yourself to face the wall.
eddie feels his cock stiffen in his pants as he grabs you to pull you towards him. “babe, i know you well. really well. but i don’t know your body like that, if you tell me what to do that gets you going then i can try and turn you on,” he says into your ear.
you shake your head. “but i don’t really know…” you say to the wall.
“what is normally happening when you start to get horny?” he asks, rubbing your stomach and side.
god this was so embarrassing. “it’s normally just like… when i start imagining things. like a guy i find attractive wanting to touch me and stuff. i don’t really know,” you say, still refusing to look at him.
“am i attractive enough?” he asks, bringing his hand to lightly run his fingers along your curves. you nod, so eddie grabs you to push you back on your back. “how about you let me touch you and try some things? that okay?” he asks, moving to hover over you. you nod, biting your lip and watching him nervously. “use your words, baby,” he says with raised brows.
“yes, that’s okay, eddie,” you breath.
he nods, moving himself down to be closer to your body. “now just relax, really feel everything. if i do something you don’t like tell me no,” he says and starts trailing fingers up and down your thigh.
you shiver under his touch and respond with an, “okay.” he pushes your hair out of his way and presses soft and slow kisses to your neck. “oh,” you moan in surprise, bringing up a hand to hold the back of his head. his fingers on your thigh tease the seams of your panties, never fully dipping in but enough to make you shudder. eddie begins sucking on your lower neck as his fingers snap your waistband against your skin. you gasp as his teeth nip at your neck, but your hips shift causing eddie to smirk into the love bite. he was succeeding.
his feather light graze comes up your torso, making your shirt ride up slightly. he cautiously hovers over your breast as he waits for a sign to stop. you don’t give him one, your breathing heavy and hand starting to take fistfuls of his hair. he let his hand caress your clothed breasts before his thumb was rubbing your nipple over the fabric of your shirt. “woah,” you moan, legs clenching slightly. you were definitely turned on. eddie chuckles into a different place on your neck before rubbing over your nipple a few more times until it was hard for him. he grabbed it between to fingers, squeezing ever so slightly and listening to you moan. he nipped at your neck, wondering how mad you were going to be in the morning when you realized how many hickies he’d left on your neck. after biting and sucking harshly on your skin, he ran his tongue over it to soothe the slight pain.
“eddie,” you moan, arching your back to get more contact. eddie groans, screwing his eyes shut. the way you moaned his name was sinful, and really really dangerous. if you kept it up, he wouldn’t be teaching you how to pleasure yourself. he’d be fucking you. he decided to be bold, dropping his hand from your chest and down between your thighs. he ran his fingers gently along the soft skin of your inner thigh, enjoying how you squirm beneath him. eddie began sucking harshly on the side of your neck and brought his hand up to hover over your heat. he bites down on your neck gently, causing a moan to leave your lips. in that moment, he pressed his hand down, cupping your heat.
he smiled, he could feel your wetness soak into your panties and spread further around your entrance through two layers of fabric. he pulled away from your neck and back to meet your eyes. his face was lit up seeing your eyes clouded with arousal. “feel that, baby? you’re wet,” he taunts, slowly rubbing slight circles over your clothed cunt.
“holy shit, eddie,” you breath out. eddie smirks but moves his hand away from you.
you let out a whine, causing eddie to chuckle. “alright, up. get those pants off,” eddie says, sitting down next to you. you feel your neck heat up as you slowly put your hands down to your waistband. “don’t be shy, baby. it’s just me,” he coos. you look away but slide your shorts and underwear off slowly. eddie grunts at the sight of you kicking them off the bed. “you can keep the shirt if you want to, but i think you should take it off,” eddie says.
“perv,” you say to him pointedly. he laughs at you, causing you to smile.
“not a perv, just want you to have the best first orgasm ever,” he shrugs. you roll your eyes but take it off anyway. eddie’s eyes scan your body hungrily, lip caught between his teeth. you notice his intense gaze and curl in on yourself. “no, don’t,” he says, reaching over and pulling your arm away from yourself. he blinks, gathering himself before pulling you to him. “okay, come here. sit on my lap, put your back to my chest,” he says, helping you get situated.
you relax against his chest, eyes widening as you feel his erection. “you’re hard,” you mumble dumbly.
eddie chuckles, wrapping his arms around your bare middle. “no shit, look at you. how could i not be?” he says, complimenting you. you put your hands up to your face once more. he shakes his head and takes them away. “you’re not allowed to be shy when you’re already naked on my lap,” eddie teases, kissing the side of your head. you nod, taking a deep breath and trying to relax.
eddie hums, rubbing your sides soothingly. “touch yourself, do what feels right,” eddie says softly in your ear.
you chew on your bottom lip and try to make yourself do it. your hand begins to travel down, but you pull it back. “eddie, this is embarrassing. can you do it? please?” you beg, looking back at him with puppy dog eyes. eddie gulps, closing his big brown eyes and containing himself.
“no, you gotta do it yourself,” he says, rubbing your side. you just continue staring at him until he rolls his eyes. he holds out his hand. “give me your hand, i’ll guide you,” he says, knowing he was going to be stuck with this raging boner. fuck, he might even cum in his pants.
you place your hand in his and he wraps his pinkie and thumb around your hand, his fingers lining up with yours. “ready?” he asks and you nod. he guides your hand down to your slit, pushing them towards your entrance to gather your arousal.
“wow,” you mumble at the feeling of your wetness.
eddie smiles. “what, baby? feel how wet you are?” he hums. you nod, moaning as eddie guides your fingers up to your clit. he circles them, your head falling back against his shoulder. “that feel good?” he asks huskily.
“yes,” you whisper, looking into his eyes. eddie grunts, looking back at you as your wetness starts to coat his fingers as well as yours.
“you know how fucking dirty this is, y/n? you look straight out of a damn porn film,” hey grunts, pushing your fingers to do a different motion instead. your eyes roll back in pleasure at the new movement and you let out a moan. “feel better that way, huh, baby?” he asks.
you start moving your fingers on your own, eyes opening back up. “a lot better, oh god,” you moan. eddie removes his hand from yours and you stop, looking at him in confusion.
he shakes his head. “ah-ah, you keep going, pretty girl,” he coos. you look at him apprehensively but he just raises his brows. “i’m not doing it for you, go on, make yourself cum,” he urges in a demanding tone. you begin moving your fingers again and eddie begins massaging your sides once again. “good girl,” he mutters, kissing your cheek.
you circle your clit once again, trying to find what area made you feel the best. “look at how good you’re doing,” eddie coos, eyes moving to train on your hand moving on your clit. “why don’t you touch those pretty tits of yours, help make you feel good,” eddie advises, his lips dragging across your temple. you whine towards him, causing his cock to twitch under you and a groan to leave his lips. “or do you want me to?” eddie asks and you nod immediately. eddie moves his hands from your sides and brings them up to massage your breasts. you moan at the contact and move your fingers faster over the left side of your clit.
“how do i know… when i’m, when i’m close?” you ask breathily. eddie tweaks your nipple, pulling at it and watching you squirm.
eddie chuckles at you in admiration. you were so, so innocent. “you’re not there yet, baby. i don’t know how it really feels for women, but things are gonna get really tight as you get closer. just keep going and then you'll get to cum, okay pretty girl?” he explains and you nod. “good, keep rubbing that pretty clit for me, baby,” he says. his words egg you on further, sending more waves of arousal to your core.
eddie keeps saying encouraging words in your ear and groping your tits as your fingers rub your clit. your other hand falls behind you to hold onto eddie’s shoulder as you finally feel your core begin to tighten. “look at you, ready to fall apart on my lap,” eddie murmurs. you whimper, pushing down harder on your clit. “you know how hot you look right now? fuck, baby, i could cum just from looking at you. i wanna eat that sweet pussy of yours so bad, make you cum so much harder than you’re about to,” eddie grunts.
you whimper, looking back at him. “help,” you beg, your wrist faltering. eddie’s eyes darken, but he believes you need to do it yourself this time.
“this is all you, baby. don’t stop, i know you don’t want to. you can do it, be a good girl and cum for me,” eddie says, looking straight into your eyes.
“please, eddie,” you whine, tears pricking your eyes as your wrist hurts.
“no, go on, make yourself cum,” he says in a harder tone. you moan, pussy clenching at his words while simultaneously tears fall. you speed up anyway, chasing the satisfaction you knew you could finally get. eddie could see it in the way your eyelids were fluttering, you were getting close. “cum,” he whispers as you rub your clit faster. you let out a long moan, eyes rolling back and back arching off eddie’s chest as waves of hot pleasure rush through you. “keep rubbing your clit, ride it out,” eddie encourages and you do. your legs shaking as an abundance of your arousal seeps out of you and onto the pants covering his dick. eddie groans, his cock begging for attention.
when you finally come down from your high, you open your eyes again to look at eddie. “holy fuck,” you mutter. eddie smiles and plants yet another kiss, this time, on your forehead.
“you did so good. you feel good?” he asks, holding you close to his chest. you nod, nuzzling into him. “baby, i really do want to cuddle you right now, but you’ve given me a really painful boner that i need to take care of,” he says slowly.
you nod and unwrap his arms from around you. “sorry,” you mumble, and slide off his chest.
eddie shakes his head. “don’t be,” he rubs your upper arm to comfort you before going to stand up.
“wait,” you say, reaching for him. he looks at you, slightly concerned. “can i- can i watch?” you ask shyly. eddies eyes widen and a small, guttural groan leaves from deep in his throat.
he takes a moment before settling back into his spot on the bed. “i guess it’s only fair, i watch you cum so you watch me,” he shrugs and pull his pajama pants off. your eyes are glued to his erection as he wraps his fist around it and begins pumping. his tip was already leaking and his head fell back against his wall. “don’t judge me for how fast i’m going to cum. having you on my lap, cumming on me, and now you just watching… oh fuck,” eddie groans, as you make eye contact with him. your eyes flicker between his cock and his face as it contorted with pleasure.
you push yourself towards him a bit, his eyes closed so he doesn’t notice. you reach out and run your fingers up and down his upper thigh. “fuck, y/n,” he shudders, bucking into his fist as his eyes fall to you. the way you look at his cock in fascination sends him over the edge, cumming in thick ropes all over himself. his chest is heaving as you push yourself to sit up next to him.
“eddie?” you ask quietly.
he looks over to you, taking deep breaths. “yeah, babe?” he inquires.
you purse your lips and look to his wall before going back to him. “we aren’t just friends, are we?” you ask quietly.
eddie gulps and gives you a fake smile. “no, y/n, i don’t think we are,” he admits in just above a whisper. you nod and look away again.
but there’s that thought nagging in the back of your head that won’t go away. “eddie?” you question again.
“hm?” he asks, afraid of where this may go. you finally look back to him, but you don’t try to talk. you lean forward, grabbing his face and planting your lips on his. eddie lets out a sigh of relief, closing his eyes and kissing you back. he pulls away soon after. “can we continue this kissing and cuddling after getting cleaned up?” he asks with a playful smile. you nod bashfully and follow him to the bathroom to get washed up.
you get back in your pajamas, eddie putting on a new pair of flannel pants, and then you both get into bed. until you fall asleep, you share sleepy kisses and hold each other closely. “you can go to sleep now, baby,” eddie says, pushing hair from your face. you nod, cuddling into him as he places one final kiss on the top of your head before snuggling into you. you weren’t sure what you were yet, but eddie knew he finally had you.
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Stuttering: Eddie Munson
Stranger Things Masterlist
word count: 900
Request: eeddie being really short when reader tries to talk to him during class and reader thinks he doesnt like her so reader stops making an effort and eddies sad because he knows if he talked to her he would just stutter through everything
"Hey, Eddie....." You started to ask but were cut off by him.
"Can you leave me alone please?" Eddie snapped at you looking up at you as you turned back in your seat and did your work.
You weren't sure as to what you did to Eddie to make him snap at you like that, because you had always tried to be nice to him offering answers, paper, or anything really when you could, but I guess that wasn't good enough. You made a mental note that he didn't want you speaking to him anymore, so you would just ignore him for now.
Eddie watched as you left the room and sighed he hadn't meant to snap at you like that but he knew you couldn't talk to you without stuttering and embarrassing himself. He figured maybe you would forget about it by the last period which you had together but you clearly didn't when he saw that your seat had been moved from him which made him sad to see. This same action would go on for the next few days much to Eddie's dismay because he really did enjoy hearing your voice.
"You've been awfully quiet lately in regards to Eddie, what's going?" Robin said teasing you about your crush on Eddie.
"Nothing except I'm not talking to him anymore." You said shrugging your shoulders as if it was no big deal as Robin looked at your with her jaw opened.
"Why? What happened?" She asked.
"So we were in math class the other day and I needed his help with something, and before i can get the question out of my mouth, he practically yells for the whole class here asking me to leave him alone." You said quietly as Robin looked at you confused by Eddie's actions.
"Why in the world would he do that? You've never done anything for him to act that way towards you." She said as you shrugged your shoulders.
"I know which is why I've stopped talking to him and about him all together." You said to her the bell rang.
That afternoon Eddie decided to swing by the video store to try and talk to Robin in hopes that maybe she could help him fix this mess he made with you. Eddie walked into the store and noticed how Robin laughed at seeing him.
"Must have messed up bad if you're coming here." She said to Eddie as he approached the counter.
"Yeah I did, big time. I may have accidentally yelled at her and told her to leave me alone instead of actually talking to her." He said.
"Speaking of that, why did you tell her to leave you alone? She's only ever been nice to you and that's how you treat her instead of talking to her?" Robin asked confused.
"That's the problem.....I can't talk to her." Eddie said making Robin look at him weirdly.
"If I talk to her I know for a fact I will stutter and embarrass myself even more in front of her." He said as Robin grinned now realizing that Eddie had a crush on you.
"Well have you tried talking to her through a note? Maybe write her note saying hey I'm sorry for yelling at you, I just don't want to make a fool out of myself." Robin suggested as Eddie hit himself in the forehead for not thinking of that sooner.
"Thank you, Robin." He called out already thinking of what he wanted to say to you in the note.
The next day Eddie stood anxiously pacing at the picnic table wondering if you would even read the note or if you were coming as he asked you to do in the note he wrote explaining himself. He stopped pacing when he saw you approaching him and set your bookbag on the table.
"So I make the infamous Eddie Munson nervous?" You asked him with a smile as you took a seat on the picnic table.
"I blame it all on your beauty.... every time I think about talking to you, I look into those pretty eyes of yours and lose my train of thought." He said.
"Well if it helps, I think your eyes are prettier. But I understand I sort of went through the same thing when I first talked to you." You said.
"Wait really?" He asked shocked.
"Yeah it was the first time in math class, I literally had to write down what I wanted to say to you because I knew if I didn't I would either clam up or embarrass myself." You said.
"So do you think we can go back to being friends that actually talking to each other?" He asked nervously.
"I would love too." You said as climbed off the table and took a seat on the bench where you two decided to just sit there and talk since the first period was already halfway through.
#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson angst#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson imagine#eddie munson fanfiction#stranger things 4#stranger things x reader
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Multifandom characters with clingy s/o
Micheal Myers from Halloween
Men will litteraly stab you 29 times please do not touch him! He has to be the one who starts any phisical activities cuz he will get stressed otherwise
Be patient! He never really was in relationship He doesnt know how to feel and how to react
To be fair only physical contact He had wasn't probably nice and kind so it will take long time for him to warm up
Illidan Stormrage from WarCraft3
PLEase do! It full fills him with happiness!This guy just wants somone positive attention and pure love
He needs this comfort he is even more touch starved than I am! He just wants love really
Yeah he is a criminal, so what? He wants cuddles too! And please hold his hand hes so happy:D
Also after his whole demon emo phase please complement his new look cuz he might be a bit insecure
Brahms Heelshire from The Boy 2016
😳
He is the most clingy boy you gonna ever meet
Please do
When he finds out that s/n like hugs as much as he does, s/n is never going to get rid of him. He always puts his hand in hers(or his idc) hands or hugs from behind when s/o does chores
Yes he is horny 24/7 BUT he treats this hugs a bit difrent than just 'invitation' for some activities but as actual way to show that he cares and loves her without all sexy stuff. Slow weekends with lazy breakfast in bed and cuddling till 1pm is his perfect day
Arthas from WarCraft3
His first instinct is 'wha- did something happen? Let me protect' but then he remembers hes edgy and epic and he cant show emotions cuz hes so so spooky.
Yes yes s/o you will get your hugs but privite chambers okay? He has demons to kill he cant afford risking your life because you wanted to cuddle
But please don't let this act fool you, he really does care, in his own Arthas way... even if it seems cold he kinda lost his soul and emotions few years ago so yeah have fun dealing with that
Eddie Glueskin from Outlast
Ayoo??😳
Consensual touch??? 🤨 is that a trap?? He never, idk he never felt this type of positive touch
Oh please teach him your ways, how are you so comforting, so kind, so warm so so you!
He already plans wedding and everything! Oh you are just too perfect!
Billy Lenz from og Black Chrismas
He will bark at anyone in 10meter radius from you! Once you give him any hugs he will get addicted!
He will just walk behind you like stray puppy :( please dont ignore him he wants affection
Then he finds out about hand holding! Now he can fallow you like stray puppy while holding your hand and fidget with it! He might bite tho
#slasher x reader#slasher headcanons#illidan stormrage#warcraft#warcraft 3#billy lenz x you#billy lenz#billy lenz x reader#brahms heelsire#brahms x reader#micheal myers#micheal myers x reader#eddie gluskin#eddie gluskin x reader#arthas menethil#arthas x reader
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I want Nancy and Steve going through their Bisexual awakening together, and I want Robin and Eddie mistaking their getting closer, whispering to each other, exchanging glances as them getting back together.
I want the misunderstandings, both of them being disaster bisexuals in their own way (Steve excessively flirting to the point that Eddie doesn’t take it seriously, Nancy becoming a robot every time she talks to Robin and looking like she’s far from interested).
I want Steve to come up with stupid wooing plans and Nancy rejecting all of them (“we can’t lock ourselves in a room with them, that’s creepy and borderline kidnapping!”).
I want Nancy to try coming out to Robin but circling around the topic so much that at the end she’s used so many words, quoted way too many books and articles she read to prepare herself, that Robin is completely lost and gets a minor headache.
I want Steve getting frustrated, questioning his usual flirting tactics (“maybe it’s different with guys?” He wonders) but ultimately deciding to go bigger and bolder to get any reaction out of Eddie.
I want Robin to panic after Nancy realizes that the only fast way to make her rambling understandable is to kiss her.
«wait stop!! We can’t do this! You’re my best friends girlfriend, oh my God I can’t believe I kissed Steve’s girlfriend, he will never speak to me again - but I have to tell him we got no secrets between us-»
«?? I’m not Steve’s girlfriend, I was hoping to become yours»
«Oh fuck, you can’t say that - I can’t look at your Bambi eyes right know or I might give in - he clearly likes you, you’re always whispering to each other, acting all sneaky around us…»
«He doesn’t like me, he likes Eddie! That’s why we whisper, we’ve been talking about you and Eddie with each other»
«…oh»
«yeah»
«So… about that girlfriend talk you were doing earlier…»
And finally, I want Eddie to explode after countless instances in which he had to pretend to not be affected by Steve’s torturous actions.
«Listen Harrington, I don’t understand if you’re doing this without noticing or if you think it’s a funny way to mess with the gay freak - in which case, fuck you - but you seriously need to back off»
«messing with you?? I’ve been trying to flirt with you for weeks and I got nothing!! You know how exhausting that is? And I know I’m good at this so I don’t get why it took you this long to notice»
«Oh I’m sorry, poor King Steve, not getting every human on earth at his feet! And I did notice, but I’ve been trying to ignore it for the sake of you’re relationship with Wheeler!!»
«There’s no relationship with Nancy, are you stupid? I’m trying to have a relationship with you!»
«How was I supposed to know??»
«the fLIRTING?»
«YOU FLIRT WITH EVERY ONE»
«I DO NOT! JUST BECAUSE I’M BISEXUAL DOESNT MEAN THAT I HIT ON EVERY HUMAN BEING»
«SO YOU DO LIKE ME?»
«FINALLY YOU GOT IT, MORON»
«DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! And now kiss me»
«…I will but not because you told me to»
#steddie#ronance#platonic stoncy#bi panic#bi steve harrington#bisexual steve harrington#bi nancy wheeler#bisexual nancy wheeler#misunderstanding#bi disaster#gay eddie munson#steve and eddie#robin and nancy#platonic stobin#sbc writes#ficlets
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okay i know its not filthy friday, HOWEVER, i had the most genius eddie thought. Eddie acts all cool, but we all know he's less than smooth lmao, so i imagine he's gotten quite a few girls to come back to his trailer, but he doesnt last long enough to umm get his pants off? if you know what i mean lol, so technically even though he has had experiences with girls where he finished, he's still a "virgin"
so im thinking eddie and reader are dating but any time they get physical eddie stops it real quick cuz he doesn't wanna embarrassed himself again, but reader takes it as him not being into them and gets sad so he tells them he's a virgin and thats why he keeps stopping, cuz he cant last very long, but reader is like "Eddie you idiot, i am too. We'll probably have the same problem" and then dry humping ensues and they both have the same "Problem" hehehe
hi!!! i hope this is alright! it's not exactly the same as you requested but i do think it turned out really cute!
pov: your study date with eddie goes south... like way south ♡
18+ of course, semi-virgin!eddie x innocent!virgin!afab!reader, dry humping/thigh riding, slight handjobs maybe, use of a condom, nicknames (princess/baby), explicit language, reader maybe has strict parents, 1.5K whoops, beta read by @rupsmorge
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"eddie, are we ok?" you broke the silence that had taken over the air since the two of you had started studying.
he looked up from his history book with soft eyes. "of course, princess. why wouldn't we be?"
you swallowed down a lump of insecurity that had risen in your throat. "i just…"
"yeah?" his brows knitted together in some mixture of worry and confusion.
instead of just outright saying the words and asking why things seemed off, you did what any rational partner would do in your case: you waltzed over to his seat, sat in his lap, tugged at the hairs on his nape, and pulled him in for a long, lemonade-flavored kiss.
he stiffened as you first sat down, surprised by your sudden change in behavior, but quickly leaned into the kiss, his wide palms landing on your hips to hold you in place.
you broke away, met with the sight of a frown akin to one of a toddler who didn't get the toy they wanted at the store. "just wanted to make sure we were ok," you told him, doing your best to ignore how cute his lips looked when turned downward.
he nodded, leaning back up to meet you for another heady kiss, the musky smell of his cologne nearly taking your breath away as you took him all in.
you moved to straddle him, your core brushing ever so gently against his jeans, causing you to nearly shiver at the contact. "eddie," you mumbled against his lips, your fingers toying with the edges of his denim jacket.
"baby," he said, attempting to pull away from your needy hands. you met him with a pout similar to the one he previously wore. "we can't," he told you, like it was just as simple as that.
your arms crossed tightly in front of your chest. "and why not?" you tested, an eyebrow raising.
"i doubt you'll want it," he scoffed, his eyes darting away. it wasn't just as simple as that, and even if he thought he could hide it from you, you still saw right through his facade.
"try me."
"baby," he started to say, still not having made eye contact with you. "you don't want it, trust me."
you scoffed, pushing off of him and heading back to your spot, promptly cleaning up your things.
eddie watched as you moved around the table swiftly, shoving your books and pens back into your bag. "you don't have to leave," he said. his voice sounded genuinely upset, which confused you, to say the least.
"sounds to me like i need to," you huffed, zipping up your backpack quickly.
"princess-"
"don't 'princess' me, eddie," you argued, your eyes nearly rolling to the back of their sockets. "if you don't want me like that, just say it."
a tear nearly fell from his eyes as those horrible words fell from your tongue. "no, baby, i promise it isn't that."
you threw your bag over your shoulder, your eyes darting toward the front door behind him. "then what the hell is it?"
"i'm not…" his voice trailed off, his eyes falling to the floor once again.
"not what? not interested in me? because that's what it seems like," you said, your voice teetering on the edge of yelling.
his lips trembled as he forced out the words, "i'm not experienced, ok! there, i said it!"
you scoffed before tossing your bag down on the ground, then leaning up and pulling eddie in for a sweet, romantic kiss. almost as if a juxtaposition to the other kisses, this one was slow, like your lips were taking all the time they needed to memorize every crack and divot of his mouth.
he pulled away, a confused and ashamed expression overtaking his otherwise bold, chiseled face. "what was that for?" he asked quietly, like if he said it any louder, his voice would crack or fizzle away.
"you're not the only one who needs some work in that department, you know." it was the first time you'd ever admitted it to someone, somehow it still felt like a shock to yourself.
his hands slipped down to your waist again, kneading the soft skin as a sideways smile appeared on his face. "would you like to… help me learn?"
you looked away, though a sly smirk betrayed you and formed on your lips anyway. "i suppose i did come over for a study date."
a string of giddy chuckles fell from his lips as he pulled you toward his bedroom, slamming the door behind himself as you settled on the bed. he fiddled with the fastening of his belt, an almost too eager look sitting on his face.
"hey," you stopped him, wrapping a hand around his wrist. "shouldn't we figure out how we wanna go about this?"
"you're right," he said, moving swiftly to sit at your side. "what position do you want to try first?"
you giggled, placing a hand softly on his leg. "no, i just mean…" your voice trailed off as you climbed onto his lap once again, your legs straddling either side of him. "do you want to take this slow? take our time with this? or do you wanna just get in there, so to speak?"
his eyes fell away from your gaze, but you quickly met his chin with a thumb and pulled him back up to meet your eyes. "i only ever… one time with a girl. and i… in my pants before she ever even… yeah."
it didn't take a rocket scientist to fill in the gaps, but you still met his lips for another needy kiss anyway. "it's perfectly," you paused for a quick kiss, your hands moving to pull away his belt, "ok with me. just wanna," you stopped for yet another kiss, "make sure you feel good."
unbeknownst to you, eddie nearly came in his pants right then. he watched as you situated yourself on his thigh, your core rubbing against his jeans as you worked at pulling him out of his boxers.
"condom?" you managed to ask, your lips parting from his as you took in the sight of his cock.
you'd never seen a cock before, being a virgin and all, but you imagined there were none prettier than eddie's. it was thick, and long, and the prettiest color you could've ever imagined it to be. you weren't sure how eddie ended up being blessed in all those aspects, but you sure weren't complaining.
he let out a chuckle as you went back to humping his leg, your body feeling heavy and pleasured. your hand slid down his cock, the pre-cum warm under your hand.
he reached over to the nightstand and struggled to pull out a condom from the top drawer, his whole body sensitive from the work of your skillful hands. he tore the packet open, but you quickly stopped him before he could put it on. with pouty lips, you asked, "can i?"
"shit, princess," he sighed, watching as you took the rubber from his hand. you slowly rolled it on, your hips rocking all the while.
an unfamiliar feeling ripped through you as your hand slid up his covered dick. "fuuuuuck!" you let out, your cunt riding out this strange feeling on his leg.
almost in sync, your hand had barely finished rolling the condom on and eddie was letting out a string of profanities. "shitshitshit," he called out, his hand wrapping around yours to help you work him through his own high. "at least she got it out this time," he thought, the only clear thought in his otherwise messy, blissed out brain.
your hips snapped against his leg, and you basked in this feeling you'd never known before. "eddie, what's-" you got out, cutting yourself off with a moan.
"shit, princess," he whined, his chest heaving in sync with every sloppy pump of his (and your) hand. "did so well for your first time."
"is that what that was?" you asked, gasping for air.
his eyes shot open, his movements on his cock stilling. "what?"
"i've never…" this time you looked away, your cheeks heated as his gaze fell on you.
he lifted a hand to your chin, pulling you back to meet his eyes again. "you've never had an o before?"
you shook your head softly, taking in his amazed, glassy eyes.
"you're nineteen and you've never had an o?" he asked, his eyebrows raised so far up, they nearly touched his hairline.
you shook your head, your lips forming into an awkward, thin line.
"have you ever touched yourself?" he asked, and you shook your head again. "not even a little?" still, the same answer. "you haven't fingered yourself?" nope. "not even played with your clit a little bit?"
you exhaled, your face burning with embarrassment as your palms flew to hide it. "no, eddie. my parents always-"
"said it was bad for you?" he finished your statement, pulling your hands away from your face. you met him with a slow nod of your head.
he gripped your hips, flipping the two of you over. "well, baby," he started, pausing to pull down your panties and shove his head under your skirt, "we've got a lot to cover during this study session."
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im the one who sent the ask about billy being a bully outside the mains.
i'm not the same person who was doing whatever other bs
i saw someone in your replies talking about him being abused and whatever else, as if it erased his other behaviour.
so i wasnt talking about you forgetting, i was talking about other people forgetting, especially his stans.
his stans will try and justify every action he's done that has negatively impacted other people. they'll find justification for his treatment of max, steve, the other kids. but that is something that I've never seen them touch on, because there no way they can stretch whatever they try to use to absolve him of everything to this kid he targetted.
im sorry if it came across in a bad way, but I was agreeing with your post, its just an offshoot thought I had from it. that little fat kid isn't one of eddies, but he is proof that billy is a bully. if he was okay with bullying a kid in front of witnesses at his job, he would have absolutely been fine with bullying people at school unless he got put in his place, like as you said in your post about Eddie doing
Oh sorry for being defensive! Anons always get me a little eeehhh after someone's been acting out.
Oh god that must have been the other person in the replies, didnt read it! just insta blocked from the notification cause they were out there bragging abt how they could still see stuff 🤣
idc what you have to say if you're out here being a dipshit for no good reason. and a 'neh-neh-ne-neh nehhh' post is just ridiculously immature. Let people have fun on the internet for gods sake they're fictional characters, people can HC whatever they want it doesnt hurt you.
But yeah abuse doesnt excuse anything, he was a dipshit of the highest order.
So many teachers back in my day claimed 'you dont know what's going on in their homes' whenever i'd complain about bullies, school never doing anything about it.
Violence is sometimes the only language they speak, which sucks but alas, put them in their place and they stay away for a bit. it's a tested method and unfortunately it works. They know they cant fuck with you, or in Eddie's and my case, your friends without reprocussion and a concussion is a pretty decent reprocussion.
Billy was only there for a year and a bit before he died, I broke a bullies nose in highschool for picking on a friend of mine and we both got left alone for two years so lmao, timeline seems abt right to me.
and honestly how else could he successfully gather and protect weird freshmen, if he didnt have a proven 'THIS BITCH IS FERAL' reputation?
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is your venom based on the movies?
HONEST TO GOD, YEAH.... YEAH..........
now ive read a decent amount of the venom comics, before and after the movies came out, and honestly? some of the comics i really do enjoy, especially eddie and the symbiotes dynamic -- but i could never fully get behind it. like, i always felt a bit tense, if that makes sense? didnt ship them much at all, honestly, until the movies came out.
my venom isnt fleshed out enough yet, so im still bouncing around ideas (especially since its been awhile since ive thought about him OOPSIES) but i really like how they are in the movies -- i think i wanna tone down the asshole-ness of eddie (in reference to the movies) but still have him act similarly to people. idk i just feel like he's a bit mean to venom. but then again, i am not trying to house a man-eating alien constantly yelling at me and i do not know what that does to a man. then again i'd probably, like... let him eat people more often than movie!eddie does idk.
i think i'm gonna lean a bit into fanon as inspiration for him, not really for his arcs, though -- a lot of the venom fanfics ive seen have eddie as an incredibly morally grey anti-hero, targetting very vile people while being equally protective of venom as venom to eddie. i usually try to stay away from fanon interferring with my ideas for dynamics/characters (cough FUCK LEOCHI FANDOM cough cough) but in this one case, ive just always been a bit put-off by the meanspiritedness of some of the canon media, soooo..... yeah.
6260!venom is a guy who is scruffy, hungry, doesnt take shit, STARTS a lot of shit, and gets his life ruined by spiderman..... by accident. not like in canon marvel comics, where he was faking photos, i kind of want it to be peter trying to like, stick it to the bugle, or something like that, and eddie ends up suffering for it, theres a whole lesson for peter about the consequences of actions, etc etc... still figuring it out. but i like the idea of venom finding out peters a kid and just immediately backtracking, like, ohhhh shit... oh fuck.... ok so like. ok. still mad at you buddy but wayy less bloodthirsty. you should go home. you should be grounded, actually. im going to GROUND you now. dont care that i dont have the authority.
just a guy doing his best with his life partner alien
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As a long time destiel shipper I am really intrigued by Buddie bc it Has the flavour. Granted i only started diving deep into their lore after buck’s kiss episode. I havent watched a single episode just buddie scene compilations to get more of a gist of their story. So from what I can tell, completely unbiased, is that Buck is head over heels in love with eddie and it feels like he doesnt know this yet (or will figure it out soon) but from my perspective I dont see the same devotion displayed by Eddie? Im trying to look but ofcourse theres 6 seasons of it and I haven’t even touched on main storylines so im probably not looking in the right places. The reason I ask is bc you mentioned how people sometimes think dean was homophobic/not interested in cas etc and we were like NO!! We have proof he’s in love!! So was wondering if we had the same for eddie? Just curious! Thanks for reading :)
Yeah we definitely do! I don’t know how far you’ve gotten into the scene compilations but the biggest thing would be the fact that Eddie’s entire WORLD is his son Christopher and Eddie has decided he trusts Buck more than literally anyone else with his son’s life. So much so that he went (in secret) and changed his will so that if he dies, Buck becomes Christopher’s legal guardian instead of any of Eddie’s living relatives.
He has given Buck the space in his life to act as a second parent to Christopher consistently throughout the seasons! But even beyond that, when Eddie is starting to slowly mentally break down in season 5 because of how much he has repressed the trauma he has experienced, it’s Buck who he allows to finally see him be vulnerable and break down completely. He trusts him to hold it with him and be there to take care of Christopher and Eddie HIMSELF when he needs him most.
Eddie absolutely adores Buck and shows consistently that he’s one of the people who truly Knows and understands Buck and has helped lift Buck out of dark places multiple times throughout the show. Buck loves very loudly. Eddie’s love is quieter, but it is simmering and present underneath everything he does with Buck. There’s a million small or specific moments I could point out that show Eddie’s love for him but that would make this a very long post and I gotta get ready for work lmao but he loves him SO much.
#anonymous#911#you’re free to explore through my tags to see more#there’s bound to be some Eddie loves Buck content in there
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Hii can i get some hcs for stranger things characters (robin, steve, eddie, chrissy, el/jane, mike, and argyle) with a reader who is like mitsuri from demon slayer??
:D
um. YES!??!? HOLY SUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS GRRRR
Warnings: mitsuri backstory mentioned, injuries, emotional shit, eddie is a perv, reader is kindof oblivious.
Robin:
robin first sees you injured and crying loudly, and when she actually sees your features it takes every fiber in her body not to fall down to her knees and start worshiping you.
“um.. are you okay..?”
You sniffle and look up at her, and literally see this dreamy girl about your age, checking up on you.
‘oh. My. God’ ‘OHMYGOD SGES SO PRETTY IM GONNA SCREAM’ ‘HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’ ‘GAY GAY HOMO GAY’
From that day on, robin is such a protective bb! Always standing up for you
(them)
ANYWHO. When she sees you in your tiny demon slayer uniform fighting a demon she looked like a cartoon character. Eyes wide and jaw on the floor. Then she noticed iguro with the same expression and litterally bitch slapped him. (Which didnt hurt but he acted like it so that you could patch him up). But yeah, shes super protective and vv sweet. She has some jealousy issues tho (i would too look at her gf, that is a drop dead gorgeous person)
Steve:
steve is such a big sucker for you omg he’d do anything for you.
once he heard about how nobody wanted to marry you he got down on his knees. “Uhhh i dont have a ring but will you marry me?”
which he thought youd laugh it off as a joke but you cried really hard and after 15 minutes of steve calming you down, you said yes
so you guys got married with dollar store rings that left a green-ish imprint on your finger, but you guys never cared about that expensive stuff, all you guys cared about was eachothe-
*slaps myself out of cheesiness* ok.. next…
Eddie:
Grr hes such a tittie man. You’d come back home from slaying demons and he’d be on the couch watching tv and waiting for you to come back in your uniform so he can shmush his face in your boobs.
hes so hooked for you omg. He giggles and kicks his feet giddily whenever you guys are on a call or hanging out.
he loves to give you stuff. If theres something he sees that looks like something you’d want but its too expensive? He makes drug prices higher.
chrissy:
CHRISSY CHRISSY CHRISSY OMG.
IMAGINE YOU BOTH ARE LIKE CHEERLEADERS AAAH
ok so you guys both are cheerleaders (you have the boobie window on your uniform still ofc bcs mitsuris outfit is iconic.) nd everytime you guys are cheering just the two of you, she has to look away bc ur not wearing a bra and she doesnt want to seem like a perv but her body is screaming at her to look again.
She braids your hair and does your makeup<3
you guys are in a secret relationship ofcourse, (chrissy is ‘dating’ jason) and she doesnt like it one bit. She wants to show you off as her girlfriend, but you, you think its romantic. You call it “forbidden love” and blush and giggle. Ofcourse, you’re sad too but you dont want to ruin her reputation.
Argyle:
argyle ugh i lov him hes a big teddy bear.
hes litterally drooling at the sight of you when he first meets you.
you’re giving your order to argyle as he's just spacing out. All he got was ‘6 six large Hawaiian pizzas’ and thats all he needs to know.
he almost messes up the pizza from looking at you so much.
when he sees you at the byers house playing with will and ell, he freaks out. While hes jus standing there with wide eyes and an ‘o’ shaped mouth you’re like ‘oh my goodness its that cute boy!!’
yeah, hes more than freaking out
El/jane:
you guys meet through will. Shes always so awestruck when shes with you, always nodding profusely when you’re telling a story.
You and her will go out at night and watch the stars, occasionally you guys will wake up tangled in eachother and at a baby park, wondering what the hell happened
mike:
hes freaking obsessed with every inch of you. As a boy going through puberty, this man has never seen titties in his life untill you accidentally flashed him. When you noticed, you appoligized till you almost lost your voice.
He loves playing with your hair. When hes laying between your thighs, he’ll reach up and twirl your hair untill his arms hurt <3
hes a bitch to everyone but you. He’ll be sassing somebody and the second you walk in hes a soft baby, giving you puppy dog eyes and hugging you.
#vals works🕸#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#stranger things#stranger things x you#stranger things x y/n#robin buckley x reader#robin buckley#eddie x reader#stranger things x reader#mike wheeler#mike wheeler x reader#chrissy cunningham x reader#chrissy x reader#hawkins#argyle#argyle stranger things#argyle st#steve harrington x reader#steve h#eddie
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stranger things 4 vol 2 spoilers
“it was predictable that eddie would die” yeah. but i expected it to be for a reason. there were SO many reasons for him not to die in that setup, and they just… acted like they didnt exist, when some were far more logical than his “sacrifice”?? (and no, i dont think the “well he had a shitstorm to go back to” is a viable excuse. bc first of all: theres no way he would do something so scarring to dustin if he didn’t absolutely have to in order to save him. second of all: if they can find a way to have a character survive being exploded, then break out of—and back INTO— a russian prison, they can find a way for them to clear eddie’s name.)
on top of that, i expected all the bonds he made in the season to, ya know, mean something. instead of only having dustin mourn him ALONE. (and wayne for a hot fuckin second, but we get like, five minutes of them looking at ash in the sky.) and leave his body without making anyone go back to drag him the VERY SMALL DISTANCE back to the gate. maybe ppl will say they couldnt get back in, but then how did they get out of the upside down in the first place?
another thing that wouldve destroyed the audience (in a good way) is steve having to console dustin when he tells him what happened. wouldve given the actors more time to be serious as well, something we know gaten is clearly capable of doing well, and likely the same could be said for joe keery.
it feels like they decided to include SO MANY unimportant parts, made the episode over 2 hours long, just to cut out what wouldve been impactful and satisfying (especially considering how much they played up the finale.) and that doesnt just go for eddie related things! that conversation between jonathan and nancy was so rushed, and i know it’s probably to continue that plot in season 5– but still. at least attempt to make things feel natural. and that conversation between robin and vickie (dont even get me started on how little they put into her character) felt completely tacked on at the end.
in my opinion, a lot of things felt very “we have to hit this story beat, and this story beat, and then this one, and then we gotta tie up loose ends enough for next season,” which is obviously how u make a story, but u also have to make it flow. and it was just… choppy.
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(hell yeah. heres a whole post blogging about my blog. i hope you like introspective words. if not... then definitely dont click that readmore)
I posted 3,572 times in 2022
That's 3,572 more posts than 2021!
(well... a respectable amount... for this being the first year of Blog Existing)
370 posts created (10%)
3,202 posts reblogged (90%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
pepsitwist
dogcollarpunk
hoodyhoo
allelitewrestlings
(3 people with the best tastes on the site and a fantastic sourced aew content blog. hell yea ofc these were my most reblogged blogs)
I tagged 3,533 of my posts in 2022
Only 1% of my posts had no tags
(oh no. where are they. where are these 40 untagged posts?? how could i leave them BARREN... NO... THEYRE LOST... OUT IN THE COLD...)
#chuck taylor - 576 posts
#orange cassidy - 570 posts
#cm punk - 500 posts
#fanart - 406 posts
#p - 291 posts
#trent beretta - 229 posts
#talkzon - 221 posts
#mjf - 220 posts
#jon moxley - 201 posts
#eddie kingston - 198 posts
(ah yes my top 3 favorite wrestlers. chuck, orange, cm punk. of course. LMAO. funnily enough the pipeline for me was in that exact reverse order... punk vs eddie got me watching the show, then i saw an orange match and was like hey thats fun and cool, then i was like hold up... whos that weird-cute guy who hangs out with him sometimes... and now here i am. with incurable chuck taylor brain worms.)
(ok. actually the story is a bit more ironic than that but if i get too openly genuine on here i'll break out in hives sooooo moving on)
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#excalibur said something last friday along the lines of ''hes not willing to team up with danhausen yet'' which made me laugh out loud. ''ye
(my tag got cut off... i think this is before xkit rewritten added the ''tag too long'' alert for the quicktags thing. i dont even remember what the rest of it was supposed to be... this was on a gifset of the hook birthday chips incident)
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
thank you aew broadcast team for the instant replay alternate angle on wardlow's very cool pin
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(...i liked wardlow better when he was a vaguely amoral henchman guy but i can appreciate A Very Cool Pin)
#4
"One word to describe me? GAY"
295 notes - Posted October 17, 2022
(the people need to know. they need to know max caster is an entertaining and somewhat unhinged weirdo)
#3
listen. look. i need you to understand. look at this.
SLOUCHED. HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK. HEAD BENT DOWN. cm punk spends most of his promo at this point AVOIDING EYE CONTACT. he never even holds the goddamn mic!!! punk is posturing SO hard to appear as a small harmless creature. so much smaller than hangman.
which he factually ISNT. i mean, look at how he looks when he stands up straight, when he isn't trying to put on an appearance.
See the full post
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(oh noooo lmaoooo not my overly excited cm punk theory-effortpost... embarrassing...... even more embarrassing in hindsight... u_u "wow theyre doing such a good job of working together to tell this fictional story of conflict and antagonism! such acting! such subtlety! wait. what. no. are you guys mad for real. what the")
#2
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My #1 post of 2022
how im feeling about that upcoming dog collar match
752 notes - Posted March 5, 2022
(honestly the most shocking part of this was seeing people out in the wild think this was where the sickos meme came from? which doesnt even make sense chronologically?? sickos has been around forever!!! and the original comic is so good. i am not deserving of kartoonist kelly's onion comic clout i am just a wrestle blog)
(also. i have to say. getting into wrestling right as the cmjf feud started was such a mistake... it set the bar too high... wrestling is not normally Like That... ;~;)
Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →
#year in review#talkzon#why do they add like 4 different tags for ''year in review''. no. i will have a single one
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in reference to this post
this might sound spicy and im only half awake so I hope it makes sense and i dont know if im wrong here as in I dont know if the D*ffers or whoever have said anything to make people think this or if this is just the read people are getting from the show, like idk what the d*ffers have said about billy in particular but in the case that its the read from the show I kinda didnt get the same read.
i mean with eddie i didnt see him dying bc he had to like idk act like a hero cos hed always been a coward i think that was the choice he made in particular for himself because thats how he personally felt and i think he mainly did it for dustin tbqh. imo, he was leading the demobats away from dustin but as for what point eddies death had in the narrative I think it was less that he didnt deserve a good life and more eddies death was a tragic commentary on what a god damn backwards 80s shit hole hawkins is. (like i know no one saw his sacrifice or anything but its real Small town America to be so assured that a disadvantaged teenager was the literal devil based on being kinda alternative and liking a fantasy tabletop rpg)
For billy i dont see how it would be better if he made a youtuber apology for his problematic behavior before he died. I kinda think thats kinda chronically online and i think the way he did die was powerful enough in showing us he was never a monster? not to mention what we learned about him along the way like i said idk what the d*ffers have said but ??? Even if the d*ffers thought he was a dick (correct) that doesn't necessarily mean they thought he was a monster incapable of redemption. (Unless they literally said that which would be so weird imo?)
& ive seen the fandom discoursing a lot of themes in the show and saying that they invalidate trauma survivors & abuse victims etc & i can understand that & I dont intend to invalidate anyone but I dont think its intentional because I am those things & I personally enjoy the shows handling of those things?
maybe its just cos i find a weird sense of catharsis in unhappy endings & tragedy which is one of the reasons im drawn to the horror genre and I think a major problem with the ST fandom is that a lot of the fandom is made up of people who dont actually like horror and they want / expect a happy ending, particularly for the protags.
And thats something I'm nearly positive theyre not gonna get bc im sure thats not the point of the show lol. like i think it would be weird if this did all have a happy ending bc ST is making so much very real direct 1 to 1 commentary on real life oppression & injustice & we all know damn well none of the issues with society st covers have magically disappeared. They certainly didnt go away bc a couple of super powered psychics had it out with each other across dimensions in 1986.
also as for BRENNER yeah i have seen people think his death was sad and was intended to redeem him and once again nope I saw it the complete opposite way. I think thats some kind of projection and i think this fandom is funny for being more willing to see brenner as sympathetic and redeemable than henry, his most damaged victim, but anyway imo brenner died in the dirt gaslighting eleven. he tried to save her quite clearly at that point for his own means, not because he actually cared about her (legit the entire ep of papa was spent showing us brenner was/is the "real" monster) and when he got popped he knew he was dying and still refused to let himself think he had lost so he tried to manipulate el into thinking he was doing it for her and he cared about her etc.
that was his last ditch dying attempt to take control and power over her. to "convince" her of his goodness. and it fucking failed so beautifully. that was the whole point of that scene. it wasnt about Brenner actually being a good guy. It certainly wasn't meant to be his redemption. its why eleven doesnt give him that satisfaction in death of thinking he pulled the wool over her eyes again in the end. she rejects him. flat out rejects his ass and he dies knowing he lost it all! its one of my fav scenes.
#i didnt wanna rb it to be annoying and argue or anything!!#bc i dont intend to like actually argue i just have a need to say my thoughts on it lol#but what i just said about a lot of ppl in the st fandom not being horror fans? yeah.#im convinced MOST of the fandom are not horror fans and tbh theyre in the wrong place <3
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is this girl introduced to be robins new love interest is that where theyre going. my homophobic writing radar is going off the charts bu- oh maybe not! maybe more vickie shit!
okay so yeah vickie is like. yeah. okay. i see where theyre going here. fucking hell do i hate this.
‘omg vickie rambles just like robin rambles!’ shut up
“tender emotional music’ how dare you play over the homophobic writing mess when you were a beacon for gay rights.
and like.. vickie is cute too, but shes literally. its handled so shittily
ahhhh.. eddies.... his uncle, right?
dustin... oh dustin my babie,,,,, gatens acting is so so so good here.........
...is his leg okay???? dustins, i mean? should he be seeing a doctor?
mmmm really dont like how st treats like.. absentee parents/guardians..
wait i didnt look is argyle still- yeah argule is stilll with them
hoppers cabin time- RUSSIA SQUAD STILL DOESNT KNOW/VICE VERSA
we literally saw soooo little cali crew what the fuckkkk..
argyle wyd?????
......hey wait shit i was trying not to like. genuinely pass out because i have such bad big brother issues i couldnt breathe but like. did we get confirmation that that second pic was actually will hugging johnathan? or is there still a plot there? ???
aaand johnathan lying to nancy. this is perfect. perfect perfect perfect /s /ref
when did mike and el have the chance to speak and like. have will not hear it
HES NOT???
WILLIAM?? WILLIAM BYERS?
WILLIAM. WHAT
okay so confirmation it was vecna the whole time?? thats.... kinda dumb but okay! like. i like that vecna took will but we have no reason or explanation for why and also. fuck apparently the mind flayer doesnt have a consciousness whatsoever!
is that gonna be. owens maybe?
...els outfit reminds me a lot of her s1 outfit.....
HOPPER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this interaction is like. the most emotionally impactful one ive seen el have so far these episodes-
anyways while im watching this. damn we got let down by will. yk. having a supernatural moment. mike rlly just goes for hand on the shoulder now huh-
oh yeah okay because fuck seeing the byers family reunite. okay then.
tbh the mikephobic hopper jokes were v funny but i rlly liked their interaction season 2 and i think this was nice-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
THE FLUFF THE STUFF IN THE AIR THE UPSIDE DOWN
and everyone seems cold....
...or maybe not maybe i misread it and they forgot that detail. okay.
............all the couples r standing together... and els off to herself, bravely stepping forward..... which. yk. sounds like a great way of having the relationships develop but no we saw will sob and that was it-
final song - spellbound (by siouxsie)
...............thus ends my liveblog, look forward to me breaking down why this was bullshit, aaaand shoot me an ask if you want me to elaborate on anything! duffer brothers i am coming for you <3
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HEADCANONS FOR MY BOYFRIEND DR SKRRRRT
HI SANDRA!!!!!!!!
Miguel
hes mad here but hes so fine HELP-
He’s the one I feel like id get along with the most
he’s my age, he likes my music and we like the same movies
Miguel loves car dates, just blasting music from the shared playlist, taking a drive, and getting out is so relaxing to him.
he loves to do karaoke too, we just fuck around on the mic (skrrt Sandra let's have karaoke dates ur bf can dedicate an emo song to you)
I feel like we’re the best friend dynamic out of the relationships
thats how it would probably go: friends to lovers
hes like a good guy for serious hes sooo respectful and polite
pulls up to the pad and if any family is there he makes sure to introduce himself n all that
HIM TEACHING ME KARATE. yeah. its so cute and he like lowkey roasts me like bro please i can barely stand correctly
going to the arcade so i can beat him at steet fighter
HE LOVES MATCHING LIKE IDK WHY HE JUST DOES
minimal beef with the rest of the bfs but
he does. not. like. Matt.
like, at all.
“You know what sensei would say about him?” “yeah yeah- strike first, strike hard, no mercy his ass.”
he doesn't mind Bill, but he feels like he has to take him (and Ted) in moderation
Out of all the guys, he trusts Bill the most
Miguel prefers to hang out at my house but feels awkward when Eddie is around
especially after he found out Eddie and Matt were best friends
good thing Eddie works when Miguel is done with practice, then he can sneak in without feeling weird
would sooo get along with Jack. I feel like he and Jack would be down to hang out with or without me and his girl (hi sandra)
Miguel loves cuddling but he won't do it in front of the others bf’s, he’ll feel some type of way if one of the guys was shamelessly touching me and acting as if he wasn’t there (EX. Dario, Matt. Bill does it without even realizing he’s doing it- regardless I will not do my lil latino bf dirty)
His arms......... around......... my torso.................... need a seat help
I feel like sex with him would be so natural
like he wouldn't have much experience, he’d try his best
that sounds so bad nah he does a good job but he doesn't get around is what I mean *crying emoji*
Kind of goofy because it's so light-hearted, i dunno Miguel just gives off "virgins not virgining anymore" vibes idk
i lov him xoxo
Dario
Nah I'm pushing it with this one, cause no one likes him, aside from Gael maybe
NO MY BOYFRIEND CRAZY HE KILL PEOPLE
u know what tho he hasn’t thought about killing Bill or Miguel
hurting them, maybe, but never kill
they're just stupid teenagers to him, one of my “friends”
*me coming back from hanging out with Bill* “hey, Dario.” “There you are. How’s your little friend? the blonde one you were with.”
Matt and Gael tho? no yeah he has thought about killing them
“I could do it so easily, do you want to hear-?” “I’d rather not hear about how you’d kill my other boyfriends.”
Jealousy? Unsure. He is possessive, period. He doesnt like to share (he can barely tolerate the other guys) so if anyone outside the circle tries to holla at me,,,, yeah no that person will get beat
He has this weird competition thing with Gael. They’re kind of friends but would kill each other over me
Dario is a few years younger than Gael, but is kind of jealous of him in a way, particularly about how affectionate Gael is compared to Dario
he isn’t the softest but he does try his best
He’ll do things with me even if he isn’t interested in them. Unless he feels like he will absolutely hate the activity, he doesn't like to admit he enjoys doing whatever with me
Likes when i’m just lounging on him, he puts a hand right below my chest, or plays with my hands.
Insecure about the amount of affection he gives (or lack thereof), he wasn't used to it in the beginning, but after becoming accustomed to it, he feels like he just doesn't give as much as he gets and it conflicts with him
"Does it bother you that I hold you less than other guys?"
or
"What do the others give you that I don't?"
Lowkey a lot of reassurance
Due to Dario doing shady shit in other countries, he’s gone for periods of time
By the time he comes back, its late at night or very early in the morning. he always comes to my place first, not caring about whos there. If I’m not in bed by the time he comes, he’ll give me a really long hug before taking me to the bedroom to rest
If i’m not home, he’ll wait for me
poetic in a way (am I grasping at straws? yes. Dario is MY oc now leave me alone), would tell me about how he’d cut out the heart of every man who’s ever looked at me with lust and give it to me as an offering. yaaaay
aside from those... words of affirmation(?), he’d not super affectionate unless we’re messing around (uknowwhatimsayin)
Dario knows how to treat a girl tho like yessss f*ck me and tell me how’d you kill me
long fingers. need I say more?
When me and Dario bang, he likes to name drop the other guys, especially Gael
“look at you unraveling without permission... Gael’s been spoiling you. Looks like I’ll have to retrain you, hm?” or “He doesn’t make you cry like this, does he?” gay ass why are you thinking about another man's performance during sex
Love my crazy ass man fr
Matt
this absolute fucking loser
like get him out of my sight
but also I wanthispenis so bad
horny. always
me yes but mostly him
I be getting ready for school and Matt will smack my ass like “heeey daisy dukes, wanna skip? spend the day with your incredibly sexy and horny boyfriend?” like yes no sir my education is important... “I can miss first period”
spoils me yup idc he got that hacker money which he spends on those nerdy ass collectables and me
watching horror movies together except he actually tells me when things are scary and lets me know before hand
ME NOT LETTING HIM KNOW IM TERRIFIED OF SPECIFICALLY SCREAM AND HIM PUTTING IT ON LIKE “This one’s good. Beginner friendly since you’re a scaredy cat” and me seeing Casey like oh no
thinks most of the apocalyptic movies i watch are boring but watches them with me anyways
OMG OUR MUSIC TASTES.
ARE SOOOOOOO DIFF
like hes emo and rock but not classic rock because “just cause its old doesnt make it classic. what sucked back then still sucks now” ok controversial kinggg
like he listens to Evanescence, Deftones, Greenday (on occasion), Slipknot etc
and I listen to like don omar, daddy yankee, kesha etc
so we tolerate each others music taste (i like what he listens to more then he likes mine *sobbign*)
theres no smooth transition to this so: when we first started dating he like. had no desire to dance at all and like ok cool and id dance with other guys but SOMETIMES. I WANNA DANCE WITH MY BOYFRIEND.
and so freddy came in and was like “hey man you gotta dance with your girl” and matt basically said that dancing is stupid and he cant do it and Freddy just looked at him like: are you dumb
basically pushed him into letting me teach him to dance and even tho hes not the best hes more comfortable doing it and actually has a desire to dance with me so <3
he thinks it's funny to mess with the younger guys. will go out of his way to do so
*Matt, Miguel, and I together for some reason in the car* “hey, this is the song we hooked up to last night-” “Matt- shut the fuck up.” “whaaat, I'm joking, relax.” He's laughing as he watches Miguel try not to scream from the back seat (like Matt is an actual asshole)
Is terrified of Dario but he feels like he has the upper hand since he’s dating me and offers something Dario cant give, therefore he’s safe
Out of all the guys, he’s the least jealous. He feels like he’s the one that holds the most cards, so he isn’t worried about the other guys
Justin Long still exists (cause I said so) and he looks very similar to Matt
*Matt and I cuddling, watching a Justin long movie* “... I’d make out with him.” “C’mon, him? I could beat the shit out of that guy.”
Eddie hates being around when Matt is home for me
even tho they're besties, Eddie would prefer to not be around to hear the things that go on in my bedroom
Matt..... lord Matt................ sex with matt got me salivating
he takes his time- and no, it's not cause he wants to be romantic or whatever, he takes his time so he can see me cry
loves c*ckwarming he loves it
Sitting on his lap while he plays his stupid nerd games, penis in coochie, he livin the life stayin in there
Or if he’s really stressed he’ll just put it in whatever hole (mouth or cooter) he feels like and leave it in there
he loves fucking when the other guys are around it gives him such an ego boost covering my mouth with his hand and then “oops, hand slipped, hope they didn’t hear” yes you do you asshole
honestly he thinks trying to cover up noises is more erotic than letting others hear
LOVES TO RECORD US TOO. all of it is locked up securely but “look at you, so fucking desperate... show your other boyfriends how braindead you are for me.” He does, however, send the more tame videos to the other guys. “You know I couldn't not send them that video, who am I to withhold art from them?” asshole
HES THE ONE WHO SAID “i love you” FIRST I STAND BY THIS (SAID IT TWICE BEFORE ME.)
FIRST TIME: We where having sex and it was like, vanilla, unintentionally super romantic (surprising, i know), and while im there... bouncing on his PENIS. HE SAYS IT
“Fuck, holy shit- I love you, so much.” All broken moan yeah this is explicitly horny but idc I LOVE HIM
Never brought it up after he said it, but the SECOND TIME:
I WAS GONNA WRITE ABOUT IT BUT U KNOW WHAT THATS A FIC PROMPT... BYE
aside from sex tho he’s genuinely so affectionate. He’ll lay in my lap, cuddle on the couch, sit me in his lap while hes doing his computer stuff, tangle himself into me in whoever's bed, he needs some sort of physical contact or else he cannot function
“babebabebabe, just stay here a little longer.” “Eddie’s gonna walk in soon.” “I’ll take the lecture, just let me hold you for a bit.”
PDA is the same too he needs to feel me or else he’ll be irritating
sobbing so hard and like he GOT AN IPOD because he wanted to have a thing with me
“hey i got this can you help me out with it?” LIKE KNOWING DAMN WELL HE DOESNT NEED ANY HELP FROM ME
and like i jail break it for him and like show him themes n shit
and he finds it so tedious to get music so hes like “hey do you mind downloading music? It’s such a pain in the ass” and im like “YES I LOVE YOU.” and i download shit for him bc i love him and i love downloading music and i come back and he’s like “you’re the best i love u”
AND EVEN THO HE FINDS IT TEDIOUS
HE STEALS MY IPOD AND LEAVES PLAYLISTS ON THERE LIKEEEE.......
BRO PLEASE
an actual baby
I LOVE YOU MATT
Bill
HATES MY MUSIC TASTE LIKE ACTUALLY I CANT GET OVER IT
HE CANT STAND IT
“C’mon xolo, this is barely music- let me put something of culture on, like Van Halen!” (i tried shut up)
lets me paints his nails love that for us
HE. HE. HE.... CROP TOPS
wears more when he realizes it makes me drool
I feel like him and Miguel really bond over music. Miguel is super into rock of the 80′s so at least they got each other a little
hiii sandra u already KNOW how awesome the double dates are SKRRRT
He’s stubborn. thats it.
imma be real wit you i have MINIMAL head canons cause idk *crying emoji* its hard writing for him
I STILL WANNA KISS U BILL IM SORRY
Gael
FINALLY GAEL
everything is in spanish, he shit talks the other guys in spanish and only Miguel and Dario knows what hes saying
“Puedo ver al ecuatoriano, pero ¿ese güero? ¿en serio?” “yes, so be nice” (he thinks bill is so annoying)
literally the most gentleman ever
opens car doors for me, insists on paying for everything etc. He grew up in the “ men always provide” enviorment
He loves spending time with me which is hard since i have to juggle 5 other babies
aka hes a lil needy but also is an adult so. he gets that i need space
he is a little crazy like its in him you just gotta trigger it...
Dario triggers it
fucking hates dario but theyre like frenemies i swear.
“No sabía que estabas con Xolo.” / “No necesitabas saber.” (the passive aggressiveness between these two i swear)
Gael loves hugs so much he can do it for hours
He also loves dancing. mans is a romantic, he will dim the room lights, play some Pepe Aguilar and pull me into him
we listen to a lot of spanish music, loves singing Alejandro Fernandez’ heartbroken boleros to me as we clean either of our houses
“si alguna vez me dejas, nunca me recuperaré.”
Out of everyone, we fight the most
He feels like more of an adult compared to everyone else, so he thinks hes the most mature
when in reality hes just as stupid as everyone else
HES ALSO THE ONE WHO GETS THE MOST JEALOUS
its so bad
its slightly okay from anyone within the circle but anyone outside the circle? yeah no he becomes homicidal
*guy tryna holla at me in a club* “what’s a pretty little thing like you doing here all by yourself?” “She’s not by herself.”
Tiny compared to the other adults, same height as Bill (5′7) and one inch shorter then Miguel. It infuriates him
Hes so pretty i could stare at him for HOURS...
ok..... ok i think im done
#I FOUND IT THANK GOD#HERE#UNEDITED AND CRINGE AND HAVENT TOUCHED IT IN MONTHS#UGH#i love them TOO BE HONEST
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