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gimmeurtmi · 2 years

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i cannot explain this emotion — han

pairing: han jisung x fem!reader

tags: best friends to lovers, slight angst

warnings: swearing, wrote this on my phone so probs not formatted right, ji is a dumby in this one, reader is flirty.

inspo: the intro to chill (my beloved)

notes: this is my first skz fic so would appreciate your feedback and thoughts <3

{ wc: 3710 }

being best friends with han meant a few sacrifices along the way, like celebrating important occasions over facetime because he was working somewhere twenty thousand miles away, or it was having to take separate cars when going out so people won’t ask too many questions, and sometimes, it was spending the whole afternoon in the jype building bored out of your mind because jisung needed to work (and you enjoyed the quality time anyway.)

really you weren’t complaining, it was all worth it to be friends with someone as kind and as caring and as magnificent as he was. but you would never say anything as cringy as that to him- instead, you’d complain and complain about how bored you were.

“okay, the boys are coming in to record vocals so it’ll be more interesting now,” han promised you, smiling lightly as he dialed lee know’s number.

you liked watching the creative process, especially when it meant jisung had that crease in his brow he always got when he was concentrating hard on something, but who knew the creative process had to be this fucking long. jisung promised it wouldn’t take too long, but as soon as he recorded the first verse he told chan to delete everything and start from scratch.

when minho arrived at the studio, you gave him a big hug and whispered, “save me,” into his ear. he laughed big, his eyes disappearing into themselves as he gave you a quick squeeze on your hips. he asked what you needed him to save you from, using a term that sounded a lot like knight in shining armour and you giggled at him that jisung was keeping you hostage here.

“oh, is he?” he asked lowly, rubbing your shoulder lightly.

“yeah, i mean,” you sighed dramatically, “at least you’re here now so it’s better.”

minho smirked at you, popping up an eyebrow in a silent question.

“minho, can you focus?” han demanded in a sharp tone.

you quickly pulled away from each other and sat by chan and the soundboard, looking on as lee know sang and han gave him instructions and tips on how he wanted it to sound.

he was so specific, your best friend, he stopped lee know time and time again to get the note just right. you weren’t too musical yourself and you couldn’t tell much of a difference between what he did the first time and the fifteenth time—but only after so many times was han finally happy, claiming it was “just like he imagined!”

the sparkles in his eyes as he said that made your tummy do something funny, something you never felt before (and never because of han) and so you coughed lightly and focused on chan and the many sound waves on his monitor.

“right, i think that was it, lee know,” chan said excitedly. they clapped their hands together in celebration, and jisung leaned over to give minho a hug.

“your vocals sound perfect with the hook!” he exclaimed, smiling brightly at his friend.

minho’s face gleamed at that, bowing in acceptance of the compliment.

“right, get felix down here,” chan asked as he clicked a few buttons. jisung quickly called him, and you walked minho out with a smile and for a small catch up.

being best friends with one of the members meant you were close to all of them, and so you spent a few moments asking minho about the new choreography he was working on and if he was coming over for dinner during the weekend.

after a quick hug he had to go to practice a few more moves—just in time for felix to round the corner and spot you.

“y/n!” he smiled, pulling you into a hug and then back into the studio.

the pair of you entered giggling, chan smiling at you as he invited felix to sit down and listen to the guide track.

you were about to sit down on the sofa next to him, as felix was still holding your hand, but as you passed han he grabbed your waist and sat you down on his lap.

“hey,” you whispered at him as he nuzzled his face into your hair.

“sorry it’s taking long,” he whispered in your ear—causing goosebumps to rise on your skin. you were sure it wasn’t that cold in the studio, they didn’t turn the aircon on unless absolutely necessary, considering the noises it made could be picked up by the mics.

why were you getting chills?

“don’t worry,” you said, placing your hand on top of jisung’s, the one that was resting on your stomach, “i’m having fun.”

“you weren’t having so much fun when it was just me and chan,” he said, and you could almost detect a whine in his voice.

“because you guys were doing boring things. now it’s fun,” you turned to him slightly, so you could see his pout and his shiny lips and how his cheeks looked chubby when he was making his pout bigger, “it’s cool watching you take control of everything and tell the boys how to do it right.”

han looked away from you. “just my job,” he shrugged.

“ooooh!” felix let out when the guide track was finished, “this sounds cool!”

jisung tapped you on your hips, a sign for you to get up, and you took your chair by chan again as felix downloaded the lyrics document onto his phone.

han explained what he wanted, and felix gave it a try, asking questions and making sure his flow was just right.

you watched as han’s eyes followed the lyrics closely, making sure each one was delivered correctly, his head bopping along to the beat they created only an hour ago, right in front of you.

then it was hyunjin’s turn, and then it was changbin, and one by one the members came in to record their vocals.

each time you were amazed by your best friend’s abilities.

this wasn’t the first time you’ve watched him do this—you even saw him create a whole song on his laptop while you were doing your makeup before going out to a party together. you’ve seen him do amazing things, but there was something about him correcting seungmin on his note delivery that made your brain implore you to jump into his lap again.

of course, you ignored that insane instinct and remained in your chair instead. but still, you watched as he told the lead vocalist how to sing his song in the best way possible.

you weren’t sure when you started doing it, but your finger was slowly moving against your lips as you studied han closer and closer. you weren’t even sure why you were doing it.

“y/n,” chan said, snapping you out of your daydream—that involved a lot more of jisung’s lap.

“yeah?” you asked, looking around them. chan laughed.

“we’re taking a break and then we just need to put everything together. food?”

“sure,” you got up, quickly making your way over to your best friend and grabbing his hand. “is there much left?”

“maybe thirty minutes,” he said, giving your hand a squeeze. “why?”

“no reason,” you shrugged, grabbing his bicep with your spare hand as the pair of you followed chan to the cafeteria. “just wanna cuddle you for a bit.”

jisung giggled, fixing the beanie on his head a few times. “we can do that while chan finishes everything.”

you grinned at him.

“you’re really talented,” you said, seemingly out of nowhere. jisung looked at you, his mouth a perfect o shape as shock took over his face.

“are you moving away or something?”

“what?” you laughed.

“you’re being so nice to me, wanting to cuddle and giving me compliments. is this the last time i’m gonna see you?” he asked, fake panic in his voice.

“it better not be,” you warned him, before you felt the need to say, “bro.”

“don’t worry, bro,” jisung said, his hand falling from yours as he sat down by the table, “we’re gonna be friends forever.”

for some reason you couldn’t explain, that sentence didn’t make you as happy as it used to.

later that night, after the track was finished and you fell asleep on the sofa in the studio, jisung dragged you back to their dorm.

by the time you made it back there, you were almost more sleepy than you were before, and the pair of you didn’t say much to each other as you silently took some of the spare clothes you keep in jisung’s closet and went to wash up. you’ve done this many many times before, and so, it wasn’t at all weird when you ran into hyunjin in the corridor, clutching your dirty clothes in your hand.

“yay,” he said silently as he saw you, “this means we’re getting pancakes in the morning?”

you laughed at him, even through your sleep strained voice, “only if you’re nice to me in the morning.”

“of course mrs. han,” he bowed at you. you shook your head at him, giving hyunjin a shove at the stupid nickname he decided to stick to you. it never bothered you before—but when he said it now your chest felt tighter all of a sudden.

with one final middle finger his way, you walked back to jisung’s room and easily climbed into his bed and under the covers. he then went out to wash up, the smell of him surrounding you and a sudden realisation your heart was beating so strong you could feel it in your ears.

what was happening?

nothing about this was out of the ordinary, it was so normal in fact that neither of you needed to talk about you sleeping over anymore—it was just so obvious.

why were you… nervous?

you didn’t have much time to think about it before jisung came back, the smell of peppermint strong around him as he sunk down under the covers, a hand routinely laying over your stomach.

you couldn’t help but wonder if he tasted like peppermint, too.

the thought scared you so much you jolted away from him, quickly turning your back to him to cover it up in any way you could (and the warm blush on your cheeks).

“are you ovulating?” he asked after a few minutes.

“what?” you nearly yelled, turning around to make sure he actually asked that.

“you’re just being super weird today, i thought maybe you’re stressed or hormonal or something. i have chocolate in the fridge if you want me to get some?”

“i’m not ovulating,” you said quickly, leaning back into your spot.

“are you in pain?”

“ji, it really has nothing to do with my period,” you shoved him lightly, rolling your eyes at his theory.

“then why are you being weird?” he whined, placing his hand back on your stomach now that he knew it was safe to do so, and nuzzling his face into your neck. you froze.

“i’m not being weird,” you said, your voice sounding nothing short of robotic.

“you are,” he pouted. “you’re not hugging me back and i don’t think i upset you so what’s going on?”

“nothing,” you promised him, bringing your hand around his shoulder to prove a point. his pout had turned into a smile, the most adorable smile you’ve ever seen on him. his eyes closed as he nuzzled closer to you, his smile reaching his cheeks. you couldn’t stop the whimper leaving your lips.

jisung’s eyes shot open.

“you are in pain,” he said, or more like demanded. he leaned up on his hands, hovering over you as he checked if there was anything wrong with you.

“it’s just… i just can’t really explain it.”

“chlamydia?” he said with the most serious nod he could master.

“ji!!” you yelled at him, slapping his chest a few times as he giggled at you.

“just tell meee,” he whined, shaking you lightly with the hand still on your stomach.

“no, you won’t get it.”

“please?”

“no,”

“pleeeaaaassssseeee—“

“—fine!” you yelled.

at that jisung smiled, shaking you again in excitement. he manoeuvred himself so he had his chin resting on both hands, his eyebrows high in curiosity.

“i have a crush,” you said quickly, before you could take it back.

“oh,” he said, his chubby cheeks sinking lightly. “minho?”

“um, no,” you said slowly.

“who? i can talk to them if you need,” he offered, a very small smile on his face.

“no, uh, no. forget i said anything.”

you quickly turned your back to him, your heart beating much faster than you believed was humanly possible as you took in a deep breath.

what the fuck were you thinking telling him something like that? han has been your best friend for years and you can’t throw that away because of a stupid crush. no. this was ridiculous.

“what if i’m ovulating,” he said, breaking the silence.

“you can’t biologically do that,” you explained calmly.

jisung hummed, moving closer to you again and draping a hand over your waist.

“well, i’ve been really hungry lately—“

“—you’re always hungry,”

“yeah, but i’ve been angry too. then i realised it was jealousy.”

your heart fluttered.

“jealousy?”

“every time one of the members talked to you today it annoyed me. do you get that when you’re ovulating?”

“ji,” you giggled, turning around to face him, “i don’t think that has anything to do with your non-existent uterus, and you’re probably just jealous your best friend gets all the attention.”

“i want you to want my attention,” he said, lowly.

you froze.

“goodnight,” he said, after what felt like five minutes.

“goodnight, ji,” you sighed, and for the first time ever the pair of you didn’t cuddle as you slept.

the next morning you made pancakes just like you promised hyunjin, but by the time you were done and called everyone for breakfast—jisung wasn’t there. you knew he wasn’t there when you woke up alone, but you figured he just went to work out. but by now changbin was back, saying, “jisung went out to do a few things, he wanted me to say bye to you.”

“bye?” you asked, as you gave the pancakes out into each of the housemate’s plates.

“yeah, we’re flying tomorrow to tokyo for some press.”

“oh.”

that’s the first time you’ve heard of them doing anything in tokyo this week—let alone tomorrow, but you simply nodded and ate your pancakes in silence.

you: ur not saying bye?

quokki: busy today. see you when we get back

you knew now you never should’ve told han about your crush. he must’ve figured out it was him and now he wanted nothing to do with you. you couldn’t explain why, but you would’ve preferred it if jisung could’ve just told you he didn’t like you that way than running away from you altogether. you much preferred rejection than not even getting a goodbye hug. but then—wasn’t this his way of rejection you anyway?

the boys got back from tokyo five days later, five days you spent without even talking to your best friend. that never happened before. jisung always made a point of calling you before bed or sending you pretty pictures of things he’s seen throughout the day that he wanted to share with you. sometimes he’d send you voice recordings to summarise his days or an event they just filmed. he’d always keep you in the loop.

not this time.

after five days, you knew they were back home because minho sent you a message inviting you to a nice dinner at his dorm with everyone. of course you happily agreed to come, excited to see your friends again. still, it was an ache you couldn’t explain when you realised jisung could’ve told you about these plans but he decided not to.

why was he giving you the silent treatment?

but jisung would be there tonight, and at least you’d get to see him, and maybe you’d find out his phone was stolen or broken or he has some sort of amnesia and that’s why he’s being the worst friend ever lately.

you wish you never told him about your stupid crush.

minho opened the door after a few knocks, letting you into the dorm with a smile and a quick hug.

“how was japan?” you asked with a smile, rubbing his back briefly before you pulled away.

minho told you excitedly about the food he had there, and about how he knows he’s getting better at the language because it was so much easier to understand people this time around, and when he moved aside to let you in you saw jisung sat by the kitchen island.

as soon as he saw you he rolled his eyes, mumbled of course to himself and grabbed his phone, burying his head inside it.

so he didn’t lose it.

you wanted to gasp at his reaction, you wanted to scream at him that he was a shitty friend, but you just stood there instead.

“do you know what,” minho started, looking between the pair of you, “i thought i was gonna pretend but i’m not. i’m leaving, sort it out.”

and then minho took his jacket and just left the pair of you together in the kitchen.

it was then you realised the other boys were definitely not there and minho wasn’t preparing any dinner.

you turned to leave, not wanting to stay in a room with someone who was clearly upset with you over something you can’t control, and grabbed the door knob.

as soon as you did, you heard a loud key turning from the other side of the door.

so he locked you two in here.

you turned around with a huff, making a beeline towards the sofa and plopping yourself down on it.

“sorry he left,” jisung said after ten minutes of silence. you knew it was ten minutes because the watch on the wall was ticking away happily—the only sound in the room until jisung spoke.

“okay?” you said, because you didn’t know what to say, and looked at him in curiosity.

“i’m sure you were looking forward to spending time with him,” he nodded in understanding.

“who?”

“minho,” jisung said, more or less defeated—as if in acceptance.

“what?” you sighed, “i was looking forward to spending time with my best friend, but i think he left too.”

“you don’t wanna spend time with your crush?” you swallowed deeply. was he really gonna make you stop referring to him as his best friend? was he that disgusted by it that he didn’t accept the title anymore?

“look, i don’t care about a silly crush if i’ll lose you over it,” you huffed out, running your hands through your hair, “i’ll absolutely ignore it and never say anything about it again and definitely won’t act on it, i promise. just please stop whatever you’re doing.”

you weren’t too proud to beg, and jisung meant the whole world to you. so yeah, you’d ignore these feelings that would soon pass if it meant your friendship would prevail.

“jagiya,” he sighed, a nickname he only kept for important moments, “i’m not asking you to do that.”

he got up, made his way over to the sofa and sat down right beside you. you wanted to leap into his arms and hold him for five days but you decided that might be breaking your promise so you held back instead.

“you should act on it! you should tell him how you feel and see what he says and you shouldn’t ignore it just for our friendship. our friendship can last anything, especially something like this,” he promised.

“act on it?” you had to ask.

“yeah, like, kiss him or something,” he shrugged, unable to quite look you in the eye.

“kiss?” you all but whispered. was he asking you to kiss him?

han knew about your crush on him and he was telling you to act on it. that your friendship would survive it. kiss him.

so you trusted your best friend’s advise (you always did) and leaned forward. you planted a soft kiss on jisung’s incredibly soft lips, kissed him for only a moment, then pulled away.

jisung sat frozen in front of you, his eyes gaped as his mouth sat in a small, surprised circle.

“oh,” he said after a moment, “oh! oh, oh. oh!”

“what?” your eyebrows knitted together, as jisung kept saying oh with his hands on his head.

“i’m your crush?!”

“who did you think my crush was?” you almost yelled.

“minho,” jisung yelled back.

“what? no! it’s you,” you got up, grabbing his shoulder and shaking it, “that’s why you ignored me this whole week and didn’t say bye after i confessed.”

“no!” jisung shook your shoulder back, “you started stuttering when i asked if it was lee know and when i said i want your attention you said nothing so you like him! i ignored you because i was too jealous.”

you slapped his chest. “jealous?”

“i was jealous of your crush,” he sighed, grabbing your wrist to stop you from slapping him again.

“you’re my crush!” you yelled, frustrated at how silly your best friend was being this whole time.

“i know that now!” he yelled back.

“am i your crush?” you kept yelling.

“how else can you explain my stupid reaction?” he laughed, trying to fight back your hands that were aiming to slap him anywhere you could find.

“you’re always stupid,” you accused.

“you’re stupid!” he maturely countered.

“kiss me again, then, stupid,” you giggled, not giving up on your attempt to shove at his chest.

at that, jisung giggled, before he let go of your wrists and snaked his hands around your waist.

he leaned down to press his lips against yours, softly and sweetly, before he pulled away again.

“so i’m your crush?” he asked again, just to confirm.

“if you stop kissing me again for a silly question you won’t be anymore,” you threatened, empty, but jisung took you seriously all the same, and quickly grabbed your cheek so he could lean into you easily.

you suppose this made up for the week you spent apart.

#skz x reader #han x reader #han jisung x reader #jisung x reader #skz fics #stray kids x reader #stray kids fics #skz x yn #han x yn #jisung x yn #all.works

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thexianzhoujade · 2 months

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「 imagine being loved by me | kai's 2024 birthday! 」 ↳ well, happy birthday to me !! i ended up creating this masterlist so i can come back and re-read everything when times are a little rough! thanks to you guys, this has been my best birthday ever so thank you so much!! ↳ additional note but... go show these guys some love! and if i missed anyone/anything, please lemme know so i can add it to the masterlist <3

so i try to talk refined for fear that you find out how i'm imaginin' you.

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i. just breathe | @thexianzhoujade !! jing yuan & blade ★ hurt/comfort ii. worth your weight in gold | @thexianzhoujade !! albedo & zhongli ★ hurt/comfort iii. snowed in | @amalythea !! albedo ★ fluff iv. moments with you | @aventurne !! aventurine, dan heng & jing yuan ★ fluff v. sakura petals | @amalythea !! heizou ★ fluff vi. may sparks fly | @amalythea !! lyney ★ fluff vii. search & papers | @sparklyspring !! jing yuan ★ fluff viii. happy birthday | @dumbificat !! cyno, albedo, zhongli, heizou, tighnari, raiden, shenhe, jing yuan, blade & kafka (dumbi, pls /lh) ★ fluff ix. sunsettias n' apples | @ryuryuryuyurboat !! cyno ★ fluff x. birthday affections | @auroratumbles !! lyney ★ fluff

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— ADDITIONAL;

i. a special message | @sparklyspring !! ii. the moon badge | @dumbificat !!

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#xianzhou.nav #© thexianzhoujade #hsr x reader #genshin x reader #hsr #genshin #genshin impact #honkai star rail

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skulls-soul · 1 month

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Just imagine with me, Alex, seeing Morgan cry for the first time out of pure frustration, but also defeat

Like they’re wonderful friend rarely cries, especially in front of others (someone get this child therapist)

So the first time Alex sees Morgan cry it’s because they truly couldn’t contain themselves, and it just breaks their heart into pieces only for those same pieces to be set a blaze IF and only if those tears were caused by another person

If it wasn’t for the fact that their friend needed emotional support, they would’ve done a whole lot worse than teleporting the dumby in the middle of piranha infested waters with nothing but a floaty

…

Anyways, 30 minutes later, Morgan is wrapped around in a heated blanket with a weighted blanket on their lap with a bucket filled with hash browns, and a coffee flavored milkshake with their favorite movie on the big screen in Alex‘s living room. Morgan would question how they got there except for the fact that they know exactly how they got there but that still leaves Morgan confused on “what’s with the whole set up?”

Only for Alex to answer their question with “ if my best friend is going to cry, then they’re gonna cry comfortably with your favorite things”

Does that cause Morgan to cry more a little bit? If they’re being honest, the dam was already broken they’re very sensitive right now can you blend them?

Does Alex freak out a little bit? Yes are they had a bit of a loss on what to do also, yes does Morgan realize this say it with me now ~of course~

What did they decide to do? They decide to give Alex something to do by simply opening one of their arms, signaling Alex that they want cuddles

Because of course, Alex is an only their partner in crime, but also their cuddle buddy so…

They snuggle till Morgan is content

#s and d tier villains #s and d tier #morgan s and d tier #alex s and d tier #s&d tier villains #alex s&d tier #morgan s&d tier #alex s tier #morgan d tier #morgan/alex #lighthouse raiders

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torchiiko · 2 months

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idk how to characterize bigshot spamton bc i feel like it entirely depends on how long his era of fame lasted & at what point in that timeline hes in depending on the length These are personal ramblings Btw

based on his current behavior i would say its definitely not too farfetched for the fame to go to his head & for him to start acting like a stereotypical self absorbed entitled celebrity. at the same time, going from a little nobody who could barely do his job to what very well couldve been an overnight sensation cant be easy to adjust to right away & he probably had some culture shock

i can also imagine his early days were exceptionally stressful with suddenly being booked for tons of advertisements, publicity events, sponsorships, & so on. i can almost see him being exhausted after the first few weeks, catching himself thinking maybe being a big shot isnt quite the easy life he thought itd be, maybe he even starts to regret it before convincing himself no, this is what hes been working toward all this time, he just has to power thru. he earned this, didnt he?

he sounds like hes always been somewhat confident & self assured based on how the addisons talked abt him "running his mouth" but i dont think he wouldve turned into that arrogant celebrity stereotype too quickly. he wouldve had to have been famous for Years to rlly settle into that kind of personality & im not sure of the generally agreed upon timeline, but part of me thinks he wasnt a big shot for very long at all

thematically itd make sense if his moment in the spotlight was shortlived, less than like 3 years or so, due to the nature of internet trends always coming & going. the next big thing everyones talking abt is forgotten shortly after, & then theres another new thing for everyone to look at, & so on. spamton apparently lost his fame as suddenly as he gained it so itd make more sense to me if his bigshot era was overall pretty short. while a few years is certainly enough time for a person to change, in a scenario like this youre likely to stay true to your roots for a while even if you have to put on a persona for the public. humble beginnings & such

my point is. you dont suddenly become famous without needing time to adjust. you dont become a huge jerk unless youve had plenty of time to let fame get to your head & get comfortable with the idea your success isnt going anywhere anytime soon. both of these bigshot spamton interpretations coexist in my head bc im dumby & idk the timeline so its like shrodingers bigshot spamton

#im on the verge of bedtime so im sorry if im not making sense or forgetting Lore #this is just smth i thinka bt. arrogant bshot spam isnt Wrong i just cant decide if he exists in my version of spamtons life yet #i think him losing his friends wasnt out of malice but moreso them projecting & possibly being jealous that he had way less free time #otherwise they probablt woulda been a lot more bitter in their post neo dialogue even if they did still care abt him #torch chatter #nerd time #spamton #ramble

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dumbificat · 1 month

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imagine a picnic with wriothesley

a gentle breeze brushes its fingertips over your cheek. the shade of a nearby oak tree was welcomed, though the soft light of the sun filtered through the leaves and shone down on you like an angel’s blessing.

beneath you, a checkered blanket lay upon the slightly dewy grass. the sweet scent of fresh pastries and cakes was almost overwhelming, wriothesley had most definitely gone overboard. when you first saw inside the picnic basket, you were shocked at the amount of treats inside. when asked, all wriothesley had to say was,

“ya deserve it, sugar.”

glancing over at wriothesley, you could tell he was basking in the pleasant fontainian weather, what with his eyes closed while he leant back on a forearm. you quietly giggled at how relaxed he he was, it was rare to see such a thing, yet the discreet sound of your laughter caused wriothesley to open an eye, peeking over at you.

“what’s got ya laughin’, doll?”

when you answered, “you!” he playfully huffed. reaching over, wriothesley picked up the sweetest looking dessert before sitting up. while you were watching his movements, you were still surprised when his hand found your jaw, tilting your head towards him before he fed you the pastry. your eyes widened at the taste, savouring how the sugar melted on your tongue. upon seeing your reaction, wriothesley took a bite out of the same pastry, humming in delight at the taste.

that sound alone would make the whole date perfect - you’ll just have to make sure he eats his fill.

@thexianzhoujade @ryuryuryuyurboat @dailypenpen @thestarswhisper @xianyoon

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concessionstantinople · 9 months

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They [we] made another gayass courier for this gayass wasteland. She loves stealing dogtags off of ncr soldiers. [Post-Old World Blues vs Pre-Old World Blues designs !! Only changes are. The face and other unseen scarrings.]

#dumby talk #🎉#dumby doodles #fnv #fnv oc #oc rambling #IGNORE THAT I FORGOT TO GIVE HIM A PIPBOY. IMAGINE ITS THERE😭

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artypartyartparade · 4 months

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So, I have this messed up springbonnie plush that has a disturbed expression on their face 24/7 (perfect for chocking and throwing them ☺️) BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I TREAT THEM LIKE A CHILD- SO *COUGH* IMAGINE, AN AU WHERE MY FURSONA IS TAKING CARE OF THEM. AND MAYBE OTHER PLUSHIES I MAY RECEIVE IN THE FUTURE? THE. PLUSHIES (AKA UH CHILDREN) WOULD BASICALLY BE THESE MICHEVIOUS, CLUELESS, LIL DUMBIES, OR UH EXTREMELY AWARE. Idk what I would call the au THO- maybe uh " Plush mum " or. . . Uh yeah I got nothing- 💀

#artists on tumblr #artwork #digital art #sketch #fursona #furry #furry art #furry oc #plushies #FNaF #fnaf fandom #spring bonnie #idk

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arkiwii · 2 months

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For the ask game, AK 9 and and 17 + Saria/Silence 9, 16, and 18? I really love your art, so I'm curious which of your own art and fics are your favourites :D

This is from an ANCIENT ask game, I just straight up had this in my drafts and forgot about it LMAO I'll just reply to the two last asks about it, so don't ask more questions on this ask game so it's not confusing!

woaah many questions, and thank you a lot!!

9. Which character of Arknights should have interacted more in canon.

WELL! I already replied to both 9 and 17 in this post in fact, BUT I will use this as an excuse to talk about other blorbos with the question 9. how about mmm, every Catastrophe Messengers? Eyjafjalla did got a whole event about her, but I don't think we ever saw her doing her job as a Catastrophe Messenger, but more as a geologist. Provence and Skyfire really didn't shine a lot in Heart of Surging Flame, Leonhardt is pretty much absent, and Earthspirit and Tsukinogi, who? well to be fair Earthspirit did a good job in Vigilo. but the rest, well, huge shrug. I'm personally weak towards Leonhardt, because I enjoy Ayerscape a lot, and I think it would be really nice to have more of them in canon! Catastrophes are a huge part of Arknights, and yet we rarely get to experience them in the game. I'd love an event that is all about escaping a Catastrophe, with the Catastrophe Messengers involved! and Leon and Ayers relationship is pretty interesting, they're both huge dumbasses but they can't be without the other and trust each other a lot. I'd love to see a situation where Leon is a weak point and Ayers has to come to face that both need each other... my bad that's literally Ayers's Operator Record. well I don't care!! I need more of them anyway. give love to my bunnies!!

9. What is my ideal endgame for Saria and Silence.

in all honesty, Lone Trail was quite enough what I wanted. it's really bittersweet, but it did a good job with their dynamic and Silence alter's files give away what happened after the story. BUT, the only thing I'd love more is a conclusion, about just the two of them - where Saria is now weak and exposing her feelings, how much she has to carry, and Silence showing her that she's here for Saria, and that she's loved... ah, yes, the question, right

I can hardly imagine what could happen beyond what happened. they're reunited, and try to balance their professional and personal lives, trying to see Ifrit while having to get regularly absent... if I'm being a dumby lovey dovey, I'd say that my ideal is them being together and happy and free from their responsibilities and a family and yada yada. but I'm not, so something bittersweet and where they are bound to continue to fight, but all together and with each other, is perfect to me. all I ask is to give them a temporary break from time to time, but it's good enough to me!

16. Three of my fanfictions involving Saria/Silence, and which one I'm the most proud of.

mmmm I'll name Divorced lesbians and a creature for the first - and you will very much notice it's my first fanfiction with them... well my first Arknights fanfiction at all. my first fanfiction actually!! I wrote it in the plane and the writing is... probably bad! but it's not too annoying to reread it again, so I guess that's a win. I mostly picked this one, because, well, first work, and because it was made before Lone Trail. I think I did well in making it interesting, with the Musbeast echoing Ifrit, and how both are brought together and able to collaborate and communicate when it comes to saving a life. I don't remember if I went for the headcanon "they are exes" in this one, but it's a headcanon I no longer have honestly.

another one would be the chapter Nightmare, in my collection of one shots Grass and Rock. I love to write Saria's weaker side, and the idea that she's the one who is more affected by the past events is more interesting than if it was Silence. and most of all, the discussion they share is really sweet, I like how I explored Saria's feeling that she has to protect and be of use, or else she thinks she's not worth of being loved, and how Silence asks nothing from her but to know that she loves her and Ifrit. it's a nice story about insecurity and self love, and it's something that is deeply needed in Saria's character

and finally, the one I'll pick up as my favorite, Remission, which is a fanfiction I had the idea to write for MONTHS. I knew that Saria would be hurt after the events of Lone Trail (I got spoiled :( ), so I waited for so long for the event to drop so I could get the context and everything. it's my longest fanfiction, and even tho I was trying to not make it too much of a ship work, it's very much about Saria and Silence, so teehee I failed. but otherwise, I really am proud of the way I wrote it, the way Saria keeps looking at the sky, because she refuses to accept that Kristen is gone, and this line Silence tells her, "Look down Saria, there are still beautiful things to be seen on Terra." in reference to herself and Ifrit, and how she wishes for Saria to move on and stay at their side, where she could be loved back and heal. I rarely am proud of my own fanfictions, because I am not a huge writer and my difficulties with English make them not written very well, but I am proud of this one, yep!

18. Three of my artworks involving Saria/Silence, and which one I'm the most proud of.

aw hell nah, complimenting my art!! /silly

if I have to pick up three artworks, I'd say mmm this one, I had it in mind for a long while and I love to put bird headcanons into bird characters!! it's really important to me and precious.

this artwork is really good too, it's less a ship art, but family is important, and I'd love to do more pieces like this!

but if I have to pick the one I'm the most proud of, it'd be this one. not necessarily in terms of ideas but purely in terms of art. I rarely draw fullpieces nowadays, and even less full painted fullpieces, so it was nice to do one again, and it turned out good! I still have a lot to go to be frank, I'd love to achieve a level close to some artists I admire, but recently I've been extremely focused on human anatomy rather art techniques, I'm getting better at it!!

#arknights #askiwi #thanks for the ask!!

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moonlightdancer26 · 10 months

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do you think marauder fans are literate? asking for a friend. i just saw a post that reads word for word like this-----

"HC that the prank was actually truly Remus' idea: he told Sirius that he should pls tell snape about the whomping willow, so Remus can snuff snape once and for all. Sirius agrees and goes through with it, but James realises something is off, and gets the info out of Sirius, to then go on and safe snaps sorry ass (still pls. That boy thought there was a werewolf. Why follow him? Why not just go to Dumby??)

Remus didn't speak to James for a month afterward bc James had destroyed his proudest moment by saving snape"

wtf, moon, what is this. someone please teach marauder stans to fucking read.

My faith in humanity after reading this headcanon:

This is actually insane 😭 if it’s for some dark!Remus and dark!Sirius AU then I’m all here for it, but if they think this could’ve been an actual possibility in canon then.. idek what to say 😀

It’s obviously not good to generalise a whole fandom—generalisation of any kind isn’t okay. But holy shit do I question the brainpower of 70% of the Marauders fandom every single day 😭 This isn’t to say that all their fics are badly-written; while the more popular ones are insanely overrated in my opinion, I have read some genuinely well-written fanfics made by Marauder stans and/or Snape antis. A lot of what’s good about fanfictions is the characterisations of canon characters, and I think the part where they mess up the most is with the amount of mischaracterisation that’s in their fics. If it weren’t for their names, I’d hardly realise that a majority of Marauders fics were actually about the Marauders. 😭

Also, why would Remus get mad at James for that? 💀 mans was just trying to prevent a murder. I can only imagine the explanation Remus would have to give to James… “hey, why do you seem mad at me, Moony? Have I done something?” “WHY DIDN’T YOU LET US KILL SNIVELLUS???? YOU’RE SO UNFAIR” “..what?”

Anyway, if this was dark!Wolfstar or something like that, then that would be a pretty interesting idea in a fanfic, but there’s no way people actually think this is a plausible idea to have 😭

#their headcanons are so weird that it’s funny 😭#anti marauderfen #anti marauder stans #anti marauders stans #anti marauders stan #harry potter #hp #ask #asks

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hello dear !! congrats on 300, 3 million next 🤞

now then, can i please have a handpicked bouquet from a nursery with roses + cosmos for either zhongli, freminet or neuvillette (i don’t mind!!)

thank you and congratulations once more ٩(^‿^)۶♡

if i could slow time

bell's notes: you cannot just drop those prompts with those characters and leave sir /gn erm 😐 /nm. breaking my heart ☹️💔😔 /lyr, also yes 3 mil for bell 🙏, dumbi 2 tril next 🫵, ty tho 💓, the 'right person wrong time' is not even noticeable im, this is so short i cannot, first time writing anything besides gn!reader so if it's inaccurate im so so sorry, not proofread

contents: zhongli x male!reader, mention of death, angst and fluff, 567 word count

summary: in which your soulmate hardly interacts with you, and the reason why is just as bad as the hurt of his ignorance

It was stupid. A crush you happened to work for has gone wild in the sense that you may or may not have noticed that his wrist was tainted with your name. This not only caused you to have an entire mental breakdown that you couldn’t let show physically, but you rushed out of the funeral parlor, nearly knocking down Hu Tao with your theatrics.

Not to mention, you thought Zhongli was either clueless, didn’t care, or was just naturally calm about things this extreme because he saw the man who was now his soulmate every day without a stutter, shake, or a cracked-up voice; unlike yourself. Who were you to complain, though? If he acted normal and made no big deal of it, it was most likely not a big deal, right?

You only groaned out annoyingly as you pushed the thoughts away, focusing on the smell of coffins as you helped a woman pick out one for her new-found lover who turned dead because of some freak mitachurl accident. To which you could only nod solemnly in response too, praying to the archons above that something like that wouldn’t happen to you before Zhongli decided to pay attention to you being his soulmate.

It was only a matter of time before the woman left that you quite literally had enough, and rushed to knock on Zhongli’s office door, tapping your foot impatiently as you waited for him to open it. He couldn’t have let you inside at a better time before you brushed past him, albeit harshly, before turning around to face him.

“You’ve been ignoring me.” Four words and you almost swore Zhongli blinked back a cry at them, a solemn smile playing at his lips before he sighed, motioning for you to sit in the chair in front of his desk.

The conversation was nothing like you had imagined in your head. No ‘I’m not into men’, no ‘There’s someone else, no ‘I’m not interested in having a soulmate, but an “I’m an archon” in its place. After letting the statement settle in, Zhongli continued with his explanation in a manner so calming that it almost made you regret your previous snap towards him just a few minutes ago.

He failed to converse with you about your souls being intertwined because he felt as if he would be burdening you with the truth that when you two got completely attached you would pass on before him, centuries before him if he was going to be honest; although it seems as if he was burdening you with the truth now.

You would grow and he would not, you would maybe adopt a child and they too would grow old and he would not, you would fear over time where you would leave him and he would not. He was afraid, afraid that you would worry so much about him and his sake of being with his soulmate, that you wouldn’t enjoy the time you spent together.

But in the end, you both agreed. The two of you would spend the rest of your time together in this world until it came for you to part, and no matter what had happened you wouldn’t feel the need to worry about what would happen to him after you eased to live.

“Because as long as I still can recall memories of you, I shall be fine.”

#🌹's #astronetwrk #・ nouveau livre ˎˊ˗#zhongli x reader #zhongli x male reader #zhongli x you #genshin fluff #genshin angst #zhongli angst #zhongli fluff

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All the villains in HP except Barty have horrible reasons, and Snape who had valid reasons to be a villain, was a good guy. Imagine if Snape was a villain.

Lily and Petunia just chilling, then Lily jumps off the swing and bounces off the ground.

Petunia: Lily, you're not allowed to do that!

Snape, randomly appearing: I know what you are. Lily, you're a witch. Why don't we become friends? I'm a wizard, and I can teach you a lot.

Petunia: Wizard indeed! You're that Snape boy, from down the river. Why are you spying on us?

Snape: Spying? Bitch, do you think you own this playground? I came here for conversation, and with Lily alone, not you. Who are you anyway? Rose, is it?

Petunia, offended by the last part: Come on Lily!

Snape: Cmon, think about it.

Lily, after 5 minutes of intense thinking: I'll stay here.

...

Lily: So when do we get the letter?

Snape: When you turn 11. Well, due to this dumbass belief wizards have that Muggles need to be told this personally, some rando will come and explain this to your parents. There is also a wizard prison called Azkaban, but you're too good to go there. That's for stupid criminals who get caught due to no skill whatsoever.

Lily: Does it have prison guards?

Snape: You think?! There are shadowy figures called Dementors, that suck the life out of people. They're wizarding leeches.

Petunia, appearing out of nowhere: Hey, the hell are you telling my sister about-

Snape: I tell my sister what I want to.

Petunia: What's that you're wearing? Your mum's blouse?

A big branch falls from the tree and hits Petunia.

Lily: Did you do that?

Snape: Literally half of our conversation before Azkaban was about accidental magic. Why the hell are yoy blaming me? I legit explained to you for 10 minutes about accidental magic and I get this bullshit.

...

On Hogwarts...

Lily: I don't wanna talk to you, Snape.

Snape: Why? What the hell did I do this time?

Lily: Tuney hates me. Because we saw that letter-

Snape: So who the fuck suggested we do it? I tried to tell you not to do it but you insisted. So don't give me your bullshit.

Lily: Yeah you're right, sorry Sev. Anyway, what house do you want to be in? I'm hoping whatever house you're in.

Snape: Slytherin then. Which I hoped too.

James: Who wants to be in Slytherin? I think-

Snape: Listen bastard, no one here gives a crow's shit what you think. So please, don't give us your unwanted bullshit. Also, leave.

James: Why don't- *is badly cursed by Snape* I think I'll leave.

...

Fast forward to fifth year. Snape has just finished cursing the Gryffindor fuckers who apparently thought they could call Snape "Snivellus" and get away with it. Sirius confronts Snape.

Sirius: Oi, Sniv-

Sirius is hit by a curse.

Sirius: Oi, Snape, you want to know what we get up to so badly, right? Well, just go underneath the Whomping Willow and you'll find out.

Snape: You fool. I was trying to find out so I could murder that little werewolf friend of yours, but Dumby plays too smart for my evidence to count.

That night...

Snape goes past the Whomping Willow into the Shrieking Shack. He sees Remus fully transformed into a werewolf, and is unsurprised.

Snape: Homorphus!

Remus detransforms.

James: Oi, Snape- REMUS?! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT TRANSFORMED YET?!

Snape: Thanks to me. Sectumsempra!

James is hit, and badly injured.

Remus: Ex-

Snape deflects it, and Remus is disarmed.

Snape: C'mon werewolf, I'm taking you to the school and exposing you to everyone.

Snape takes Remus up to the whole school, but he is caught by Dumbledore.

In Dumbledore's office...

Dumbledore: So, you cursed Mr.Potter, and attempted to expose Mr.Lupin. Am I right?

Snape: Why old man, you are. And I WILL expose the werewolf to the whole school.

Sirius: Sir, he deserves expulsion! He cursed James-

Snape: SILENCE! Only I will speak now. Dumby, before you even think of threatening me with expulsion, I know of your past with a certain Grindelwald.

Dumbledore pales harder than any human or ghost ever paled.

Dumbledore: You cannot tell anyone-

Snape: No, but I met Grindelwald, and he can.

Dumbledore: No, please. I don't care what you do, don't leak my past with Grindelwald.

Snape: There you go. I will leak the werewolf's secret, and also, AVADA KEDAVRA!

Everyone gasps as Remus dies.

Dumbledore: Atleast cure Mr.Potter.

Snape: Fine.

James, for plot's sake, is cured.

...

Lily and Snape are breaking their friendship off, just this time it is because Snape killed Remus.

Snape: Fuck you. I taught you how to control, harness and use magic better than any professor, for this?! All for what? Because I exposed and killed a dark creature?

Lily: It's not about that only. I've been making excuses for you for years-

Snape: So what have I been saying to Mulciber? You're far from being the only one making excuses. And I don't care what your dumb friends think of me, my friends hate you too.

Lily: Aside from that, you and your precious little Death Eater friends, you cannot wait to join him once you graduate, can you? I can't pretend anymore.

Snape: You stupid girl, you're just like everyone else, a traitor. I gave you a chance, but all for what? You to pine over your golden boy Potter, huh?! POTTER! No, he's so handsome and cool, and he's such a Quidditch hero, ISN'T HE?! You think he's so amazing, don't you?! Never mind that he's your best friend's tormentor, it's a rivalry, isn't it, four on one?!

Lily: He attempted to save you-

Snape: POTTER NEVER SAVED ME! He attempted murder on me, then got cold feet and tried to backtrack, but no. He is brave for this, am I right?

Lily: So-

Snape: No, I've taken your bullshit for too long. From the start I was the villain. WELL IF THAT'S WHAT YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS GRYFFINDORS WANT, THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS WILL GET! Goodbye, Lily.

...

Snape is going to sign up to Voldemort.

Voldemort arrives at their meeting spot.

Voldemort: So, you wish to join me?

Snape: Why indeed, considering the Light wronged me relentlessly and I have nothing to lose anymore, I shall join you.

Voldemort: I see. But why at the ripe age of fifteen?

Snape: Because I wish to join you. My schoolmates are dunderheads, and I wish to get rid of them.

Voldemort: Very well.

Snape is branded the Dark Mark.

...

Snape has been sent by Voldemort to spy on Dumbledore. Snape is also planning to kill Voldemort. As Snape sees Dumbledore, he deicdes to follow the old mugwump. The old man goes into a room, and Snape turns himself invisible and sneaks inside. He sees a woman dressed even more peculiar than him.

Dumbledore: Sybill, please tell me a prophecy.

Trelawney tells the whole prophecy to Dumbledore. Snape sees this as an opportunity to take over and get his revenge on the world, and shoots an AK at Dumbledore from behind. He then turns himself visible, and casts Silencio on Trelawney. He then breaks the window and flies off to Voldemort.

At Voldemort's base, Snape repeats the prophecy to Voldemort. Voldemort decides to go after the Potters. Snape, seeing this as his chance to kill both James and Lily Potter, goes along.

At the Potters' house...

James: Alright, Pads, Lily-

Voldemort, appearing suddenly: Avada Kedavra!

James is killed.

Snape kills Sirius and Lily, and then shoots an AK at Voldemort from behind. Voldemort is turned to his powerless state as in canon. Snape then takes a look at baby Harry and decides that he is going to make this boy his minion, since this boy has the power to defeat Voldemort.

#pro snape #anti james potter #anti lily evans

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