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fandomfoundmyart · 4 months
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dreams helm bc its sick as fuck
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theatricdawn · 2 years
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For anyone wondering how Dream can be so reliant on his 3 tools to the point that he can't rebuild his kingdom without them, just imagine yourself losing your phone, your wallet, and your keys
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skyerana · 13 days
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Funny anxiety dream last night...
So I'm at the Battle of Helm's Deep but for whatever reason I was tasked with making a chocolate raspberry cheesecake.
The catch? It had to be vegan.
Why? They wanted to launch it into the Uruk-hai army.
They figured Uruk-hai love chocolate raspberry cheesecake so they'd start eating it, but then get really really depressed that it was vegan, so they'd just turn around and leave.
Do you know how hard it is to make cheesecake in Middle Earth? Especially during a battle when they don't really have supplies? And then they hit you with vegan??
Like, they've breached the walls and I'm trying to figure out what to do and things are dire. And I'm looking at Theoden and Aragorn as they're explaining this vegan cheesecake plan and going "you're shitting me" and Aragorn very seriously responds "we shit you not".
The thing is? It worked. How did they know Uruk-hai love chocolate raspberry cheesecake?
Also I'm pretty sure I made the crust out of lembas.
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writing-for-life · 4 months
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“His Darkness, the Dream Lord”—Gary Amaro
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valkaryah · 1 year
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FOLLOW THAT DREAM
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scanndan · 2 years
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Dream's eyes are always wet because his sand keeps getting in his eyes
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the-sunlit-earth · 2 years
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todd Howard after messaging the entirety of tesblr
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magnusbae · 1 year
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edits practice turned joke comics cover with tom
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intense-dark · 1 year
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SANDMAN
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Well, if I ask you about unhinged head-canons, spicy or not, it can only mean one thing:
Give me your take on Murphy and his cool hat. All the dirty crack ship details.
I’m currently conducting my own… research, but I always value the opinion of my esteemed colleagues.
Ohhh boy, here we go...
So, since it's made out of the bones of an old god he defeated himself, it's the equivalent of one of those hunting/fishing trophies that people are wayyyyy too proud of and brag about on their online profiles even though the actual taxidermy ends up janky. He thinks it makes him seem super hot and powerful when everyone else just seriously questions the design.
Some of the old god's consciousness might still be in that thing, and since he's the only one that gets to wear it it's kind of become this sort of messed up intimate bond. Enemies to lovers, if one ends up as the other's favorite hat.
I'd say he's masturbated to it somehow, but as we infamously know There Is No Masturbation in the DC Universe lmao. Maybe he's figured out some shapeshifter-y way to actually have sex with it somehow.
He's definitely asked every partner of his to let him keep the helmet on during sex. "Hey babe you wanted throne sex because you found the accoutrements of my office sexy...surely if I wore the helm too it'd be even hotter... What, no????"
Even partners who were into kink gear probably balked at the whole "possible semi-conscious old god" thing even if they didn't object to the weird design.
The only one to indulge his request was Calliope. Probably as like, a special anniversary night thing. And even then, it was only once, and she insisted on doggy style so she wouldn't have to look at it. He, however, watched himself in a mirror the whole time, the old god whispering curses equal parts hot and genuinely curse-worthy in his ear, and ended up counting the resulting orgasm as one of the top 10 in his life. He also counts it as a threesome.
It doesn't technically convey him any special powers; he just thinks it looks cool...and likes the reminder of the time he was actually powerful enough to protect his kingdom.
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hooked-on-elvis · 16 days
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"Follow That Dream" (1962)
THE BANK SCENE - My favorite scene from this movie, which is also one of my favorite Elvis movie.
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Elvis Presley (Toby Kwimper), Herbert Rudley (as Endicott), Howard McNear (as George) and Anne Helm (as Holly) in 'Follow That Dream' (1962). Red West is in the first picture, playing a bank's security guard, uncredited role.
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"Follow That Dream" (1962)
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writing-for-life · 3 months
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The Murphy & His Cool Hat Crack Ship Name Game!
Right, I know I’ll regret this (who am I kidding, but @tickldpnk8 tempted me to write down all the terrible, terrible Murphy and His Cool Hat/Dream x Helm crack ship names I already turned over in my head. But then again, I think she totally banked on the fact I’d do that.
Explanatory note: These are combinations of Dream, Morpheus, Murphy, Endless X Helm(et), Hat, Cool Hat, Cthulhu (because there was some sort of agreement the thing was possessed by Cthulhu or some other Lovecraftian creature). They’re all really terrible (some more inspired than others)—befitting of a crack ship:
Dream:
DroolHat (terrible name, true tho)
DrCoolHat (I don’t even know where to start…)
Drat (Dr. Seuss would love that one I guess)
HelDream (too close to other pairings IMHO)
Morpheus:
Morphelm
Morphelmet
Morpheat (I mean, despite pronunciation-issues, I don’t even know if the associations I’m getting here are temperature- or oral-fixation related—both fine I guess?)
Cthulheus
(W)Horpheus (works with or without the W 🤣)
Helmetheus (has a certain promethean ring to it)
Murphy (they’re all meh):
Murphat
Muhulhu
Harphy/Hurphy (gives me nightmares and indigestion somehow)
Murp(h)elmet
Helmurphy
Endless:
EndHelm
HelmEnd (almost like Bellend 🛎️, very fitting)
Endlet (awww!)
EndHat
HatEnd
EndlessHat (pronunciation is key here)
Endlesshulhu (sounds like bad reality TV)
If all the instigators and (early) adopters want to add their own, we can narrow it down and do a poll 🤣
@marlowe-zara @so-i-grudgingly-joined-this-site @roguelov @ginoeh @throwingbread (sorry if I added the wrong people and forgot the right ones, I honestly lost track at some point. Just chime in if you hear the call—the more, the merrier).
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wordsinhaled · 10 months
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so this started out as a joke doodle of true crime wine mom dream AU but then it got away from me and became goth dream will fight anyone for princess di AU oops
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thenightling · 2 years
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Morpheus’s helm backstory
The helm story from Overture for those who wanted it. Many thousands of years ago (before Nada but after Killala of The Glow) The Dreaming was invaded by some Lovecraftian Old Ones.  Morpheus was captured and chained up in his own dungeon. He scratched his siblings sigils into the wall.  One by one they refused to help (And you wonder why he was reluctant to call for help in the show!)  When he got to Delight he discovered she was "Changing" (turning into Delirium so reluctantly he called to Desire. Desire sent him a lover, Alianora.
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  Alianora rescued him from the dungeon and helped him defeat The Old Ones.  She ended up with a scar on her cheek.   Morpheus used the skull of one and the spine of the other to make his helm and he used their horns and tusks (ivory) to make the gates to his castle.   The gates of ivory admitting deceptive dreams, the gates of horn admitting the truthful dreams (whether literally or symbolically).   Over time Morpheus and Alianora drifted apart but she had been there so long she knew she could not return to her home world so Morpheus gave her a dream stone made from a piece of his soul.  (This is a jewel Barbie would call the Porpentine.  It's actually a rose quartz Dreamstone) and he gave her a skerry (an island) in The Dreaming.   The dreamstone enabled Alianora to rule the Island, which became known as "The Land."  Many young women had coming of age adventures in The Land.  This suggests that it was Wonderland, Oz, The Labyrinth, etc. In the events of The Sandman: A Game of You the rose quartz dreamstone is finally destroyed and Morpheus reabsorbs The Land back into himself.  He meets up with Alianora's ghost and he tells her how her Land has been home to many brave young women since she left it centuries ago.       Alianora's story is carved into the gates on the TV show.  
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liar-or-lawyer · 2 years
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roguedoodles · 6 months
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Just a man who loves his helm nothing else
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