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sr-sam-bodypillow · 5 months

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Dnd but kaif is the bard that fucks everything and stan is the dragon. Or the other way around. Who knows

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS...

admittedly my knowledge of dnd is limited so i just. made shit up. but i dont really care. this one is long lol

tw: inhuman biology (beeg dragon dick), possessive behaviour, biting/marking, utterly obscene amounts of cum. like oh my god

kaif is a travelling adventurer, moving from town to town and doing what odd jobs he can to make a living. also he fucks a lot (which is usually why he has to leave town lol)

eventually, he ends up in a small farming village on the outskirts of a massive forest

the villagers tell him about a massive deep purple dragon with obsidian scales who's been tormenting their village for years, and urges him to go up to the mountains in the forest to take the dragon on

kaif doesnt really believe that there's a dragon here- after all, the adventurers guilds of the region would've surely caught wind by now and sent someone out to deal with it. so he agrees

he eventually does get up there, and promptly falls headfirst into one of the caves

he finds himself in a massive MASSIVE hoard of gems, gold and other valuables along side dragon scales that seem to have been shed and realises he's fucked up

stan, the gigantic purple dragon, instantly comes rushing over to inspect the intruder in his lair

kaif panics. and flirts. he does that a lot.

stan flirts back briefly, his voice sending tremors through the ground as he does. so kaif does what he does best! he continues to flirt

stan vanishes, something that confuses kaif, although he quickly reappears, scrambling over the piles of gold.

he's turned himself into a more humanoid form, with long brown hair and sparkling purple eyes, although quite a few dragon-like traits remain, such as his long tail (with scales along his spine), claws, and large black curling horns that frame his face, and a very long tongue.

he's also completely fucking naked. and REALLY horny, already erect and leaking precum.

unbeknownst to kaif, the only reason why stan has been "terrifying" the village was because he was lonely. he hasn't had anyone to talk to in centuries.

additionally, most dragons his age have found their mates by now- he's been completely alone, and he's been very pent up, frustrated, and horny.

dragon sex toys aren't really a thing, and there aren't any that can help him too much in his human form because he's a very very needy boy. to top it all off, he can never get rid of his claws, and he's big enough that it's very hard to jack off with them. there's an embarrassingly large amount of pillows in his secondary nest that he's had to throw out because he destroyed them by humping them.

so for kaif to stumble in, and begin to flirt with him, and enthusiastically consent? it's like a fucking dream come true

he basically fucking pounces onto the man, dragging him away to his nest filled with pillows and blankets, purring (dragons purr now) and panting heavily as he tears the clothing off of him

stan also probably casts a casual aphrodisiac spell on kaif. it's more for kaif's benefit than his, because, well. stan is a slutty pent up twink dragon who hasn't had sex in centuries. they're going to be there for a while.

kaif is absolutely into this, and he kisses stan and toys with his nipples a bit too. stan absolutely loves it, because again, claws are not very conducive for masturbating, so kaif gets to touch stan all over and watch how he squirms

stan doesn't want to rail kaif- not just yet.

instead, he tears off his pants and licks kaif's cock a few times just to make sure he's ready, before sliding kaif inside of him

he rides kaif until the man sees stars

stan is the tightest kaif's ever had, and the way he moves and moans on top of him whilst staring at him with those beautiful fucking eyes drives him insane

he cums quite a lot. the aphrodisiac spell keeps him going and stan doesn't stop because he wants more and more of kaif's cum to fill him up

eventually, stan does pull off. the spell is still in affect, and stan flips kaif over effortlessly so that he's lying on his belly

by this point, kaif is basically being used as a fucktoy, but he absolutely loves it

stan uses his massive tongue to stretch kaif out and get him ready. the feeling of having a tongue so deep inside of him is incredibly alien, but kaif's not complaining as he cums all over the pillows, moaning brokenly as he's unable to feel anything else but the incredibly overwhelming pleasure

tears are rolling down his face as he babbles mindlessly, eyes foggy and mouth slightly ajar. stan thinks it's beautiful

stan lines up his huge dragon cock with kaif's entrance, before slowly thrusting in

despite the fact that something of this size should probably tear him apart (for fucks sake, it's nearly the length of his arm and thick enough that he needs both hands to hold it) it slides in effortlessly, its inhuman shape and ridges hitting all of the right places inside of kaif. there's a noticable bulge in his stomach where it rests

if kaif was broken before, he's absolutely gone now. he's in a pure state of bliss, unable to think, his tongue lolling out of his mouth as he lets stan have his way with him

stan's pace starts out slow, but quickly speeds up as he loses himself too, breeding kaif with rapid animalistic thrusts

kaif shudders with every single thrust, overstimulation numbing his mind. he swears he passes out a few times with the sheer force of the orgasms he's experiencing, but time has all melted together so he can't tell

at some point stan leans down and bites into his shoulder. kaif makes a sound somewhere inbetween a yelp and a moan, trembling as stan licks the blood from the wound he's just made

it takes hours for stan to come. dragons have a very big libido, after all

when he finally does, he pumps kaif so full it fills his entire stomach, the skin distending as kaif's body struggles to keep it all inside

stan pulls out, watching with glee as his cum gushes out of kaif

kaif's completely passed out by this point, sleeping soundly on the pillows below him.

stan uses his magic to clean kaif up without waking him, before snuggling up next to him

he gently traces the bite mark on kaif's shoulder, and grins. it's absolutely going to scar- and that's just what he wanted

he's a precious, beautiful thing, and one of the best things stan has ever laid his eyes on in his centuries of living. he's perfect. and after all, kaif was the one who wandered into his hoard of his own accord.

and humans can have mate-bonds with dragons, too- it expends their life span to match that of their dragon partner. stan would absolutely love it if kaif stayed forever.

he quickly scampers off to find the most luxurious gold jewlery he has, and adorns kaif with every single piece, making him glitter in the candle light and fully marking him as belonging to stan.

kaif is now a part of stan's hoard, and stan thinks he might just be the crown jewel.

#staif #HUGE dragon dick!#dragon!stan #inhuman biology #monster fucking

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the-daily-dreamer · 2 months

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I will never forgive HOTD for making me sit through TWO Rhaenyra births and TWO Rhaenyra weddings…

But never having us see Alicent’s wedding or births. Scenes that would have forced the fans to confront the true reality of how despicable her situation is. It would force viewers to see a child, devastated, as she walks down the aisle to her creepy old man of a husband. It would force viewers to watch a little girl have a child. Completely unprepared and alone, crying for her mother and finding no sympathy. She has no father to protect her. No mother to guide her and comfort her. No husband who cares about her.

It would force team black to stop seeing her as the evil seductress, for even a moment. And see her true vulnerability. See how she doesn’t, and never did, want this. See how these are not consequences of her actions, but instead the consequences of the men around her that she has to suffer for them. Because they don’t care about her. Viserys doesn’t care about her.

These are scenes that are meant to bring sympathy to her character. To give Alicent a reason to be righteously angry at the family and system that broke her down and stole her childhood. It gives Alicent a valid motive to fight aside from fear. And it takes away the chances for team black to deny her suffering at least a little bit.

Because as the current narrative sits, it’s easy to ignore Alicent’s experience and warp it into a much more pleasant story. They see Alicent “seducing” the king and then she is already married. And then she’s pregnant and the babies magically appear. No screaming or crying or bleeding involved. All is good. The teenager definitely didn’t suffer at all. And by doing this some people can’t sympathize as much or they are given allowances to intentionally not sympathize.

Instead. The current narrative allows for Alicent to be the seductress, the crazed woman, the jealous bitch, and the villain. But if we saw what she actually went through. Alone, scared, suffering, neglected, and holding it all in. We would be allowed to see her as she truly is. The victim. Finally crushing under the weight of it all and lashing out.

(And the narrative would be all the better for it because instead of feminist icon team vs crazy trad wife and co (as far as team black sees it), we would have woman fighting against patriarchal narrative for her own claim vs woman fighting against patriarchal narrative to destroy the people who hurt her)

#house of the dragon #game of thrones #team green #alicent hightower #pro alicent hightower #good queen alicent #alicent hightower defense squad #anti team black #anti targ stans #anti rhaenyra #anti rhaenyra targaryen

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bookofbonbon · 2 years

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Anyways, one of my favourite interactions in 1.06 is Lucerys asking ‘father’ to hold Joffrey and both Laenor & Harwin reacting without hesitation.

gif credit: @fireandbloodsource (x)

#I’m taking all the crumbs I can get #very wholesome #this is the family I stan #Laenor is obviously the one to actually say no #harwin strong #laenor velaryon #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenyra x harwin #rhaenyra x laenor #house of the dragon #lucerys velaryon

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spacerockfloater · 2 months

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Cersei Lannister & Rhaenyra Targaryen:

Are forced to marry someone they don’t love, so they find solace in the arms of a family member and commit incest

Seduce members of the Royal Guard

Have their husbands murdered because they didn’t like them

Have three bastard kids

Commit atrocities to claim the Iron Throne

Betray their allies when they feel threatened

Rule with fire and blood

Live in constant paranoia so they murder innocent servants whom they believe will betray them, even if said betrayal would be a direct consequence of the way they treat their subjects

Are hated by the people

and lets us not forget the -

But no, please go ahead and tell me all about how Rhaenyra is this feminist icon who has the divine right to rule over hundreds of thousands of people because her daddy said so, therefore if I don’t support her I’m a misogynist.

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sunfyredefender77 · 2 months

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SCREAMING

#anti daemon targaryen #daemon hatepage #anti daemon stans #ew daemon #house of the dragon #team green #alicent hightower #asoiaf #aegon ii targaryen #team alicent #aemond targaryen #anti team black #anti daemyra #im alive btw just lil depressed sorry for not posting for like month but this is so funn and sad at the same time

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kaycartoons · 6 days

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I think one of my favorite things about modern cartoons of the 2010's - 2020's is the amount of great characters that came out of this era of cartoons.

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nrilliree · 2 months

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Aegon wears the crown of Aegon I. Maegor the Cruel was the last person to wear the conqueror's crown. Maegor, who murdered his nephew, the rightful heir to the throne, and usurped the throne for himself. He died a tragic death, leaving no heirs, and his line became extinct. The crown is too big, too heavy and doesn't fit his head. The crown doesn't fit him well, it's not for him.

Rhaenyra wears Jaeherys' crown. The last person to wear this crown was Rhaenyra's father, the king chosen by Jaeherys as his heir, Jaeherys who defeated the usurper and did not wear the crown worn by him, but created his own, which was to be a symbol of the return of the rightful line of succession to the throne. The crown fits perfectly on Rhaenyra's head.

#house of the dragon #team black #anti team green #hotd #pro team black #rhaenyra targaryen #anti team green stans #anti aegon ii targaryen

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fragileheartbeats · 2 months

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Me:

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2rats1gogh · 3 months

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I’ve never really seen anyone talking about this, but I noticed that one of the main reasons why I am team green is because team green feels like an actual team that is in this whole thing together.

Team Green feels connected, united, like a family.

Team Black on the other hand is… meh.

And let me explain why:

Rhaenyra being delusional and thinking that Daemon is actually in love with her when he literally just groomed her since she was a child because he has always been after her title and now wants to be her king consort. They have one of the most toxic, creepy and problematic relationships in the entire fucking show.

Then there is the very awkward and uncomfortable moment of Rhaenyra and Daemon having sex on Laena’s funeral, while Rhaenys, Corlys, Baela, Rhaena and Laenor are mourning the loss of their daughter, mother and sister. How fucking disrespectful is this. And then the fact that they have Laenor “killed” just so they can get married and have their own perfectly blonde targaryen babies.

And Rhaenyra lying about Jace, Luke and Joff to everyone in her very own “team”, trying to gaslight not only Corlys, and Rhaenys but also her own sons into thinking they are trueborn, when even Jace himself. as a child, starts asking questions.

Then there are obviously Rhaenys and Corlys, who for some fucking reason neglected their trueborn granddaughters in favor of some dark haired white bastards their daughter-in-law is trying to pass off as their son’s children. Rhaenys is trying sooo hard to please her misogynistic husband because he so desperately wants his name to go down in history. Then the disrespectful betrothal of Jace and Luke to Baela and Rhaena. Rhaenyra is literally robbing these poor girls of their rightful claim to Driftmark and usurping them. And now, with Luke being dead, Rhaena’s claim dies with him.

Baela and Rhaena losing their mother, and now their father suddenly remarries, and has two blonde boys. Rhaenys losing BOTH her children and then seeing her son-in-law and daughter-in-law getting married soon after that.

Everyone in team black is after their own ambitions. They lie to each other, they don’t trust each other, they suspect each other in different things, they cheat on each other (with each other) and lie about it, they give each other forced ultimatums, and yada yada. All their scenes feel forced, tense, awkward and uncomfortable. They look so miserable with each other.

Team Green in this sense is the exact opposite.

Although their dynamic is far from perfect, obviously, you cannot deny that they care about each other very very deeply.

Alicent loves all of her children, and even while acknowledging their flaws, she still loves them.

Aemond might’ve been a little envious of Aegon, but he would never turn his back on him. He would never betray his brother, be would never try to take his crown from him.

Aegon was far from being a perfect man and king, but, as we know, it was his love for his family, and the fear of them getting hurt that made him a more responsible person and a more protective father, husband and brother. Sure, he is a cheater, but at least he’s honest about it and doesn’t lie to his wife. He is not a hypocrite.

Criston is working for Alicent not for ambition or for self-gain, but because he genuinely loves her, whether it’s romantic or platonic, doesn’t matter.

Helaena would never betray her family, her brothers, her mother. They are all she has. She would never switch sides even if given an opportunity.

And even Otto, arguably one of the main villains of the whole show, still loves his family. Sure, he is ambitious, but he would never become Corlys level of ambitious.

Team Green feels like they are fighting against the enemy all together, they have the same goals, they feel united and you can feel their devotion to each other. Especially after blood and cheese, when they become closer than ever. They’re in this together and only if they stick to each other, they can make it. It feels genuine and honest. They don’t hide anything from each other, they always have their loved ones’ best interests at heart, they would never in a million years betray each other. Yes, they are all doomed from the start, but their dedication and love to each other is truly something else.

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drakaripykiros130ac · 3 months

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Just a reminder that the only reason Alicent Hightower survived the Dance of the Dragons is because her spiteful and ungrateful behind was touched by Rhaenyra’s mercy.

Alicent was supposed to be executed along with her snake of a father after the Blacks took King’s Landing.

Rhaenyra decided to spare Alicent because she knew how much Viserys loved his second wife. She honored her father by sparing this woman who bullied her since she was 8 years old and plotted to steal her throne.

That’s the definition of mercy.

And through Rhaenyra’s mercy, Alicent got an even better punishment than death: live long enough to watch everything she worked for blow up in her face while her entire line ended.

#team black #pro team black #rhaenyra targaryen #anti alicent hightower #anti team green #canon asoiaf #asoiaf meta #asoiaf #house of the dragon #hotd #queen rhaenyra #anti greens #anti alicent stans #the dragon queen

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daenerysies · 2 months

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“at least he FOUGHT in the war what did ur queen do hm sit on her ass and eat cake 🤓👆” buddy boy your king was turned into applebee’s barbecue in his very first battle and spent over a year high on the medieval equivalent of opioids only to be ambushed in his second battle and lose to a thirteen year old little girl on her equally baby dragon i wouldn’t be talking shit if i were you

#house of the dragon #fire and blood #rhaenyra targaryen #pro rhaenyra targaryen #team black #baela targaryen #baela the mf brave #anti aegon ii targaryen #anti aegon ii stans #anti team green #anti team green stans #he literally tore sunfyre to shreds all for the sake of his pride let’s be fr for one sec #rhaenyra knew her strength wasn’t in the battlefield #it’s even more embarrassing that he didn’t plan on fighting baela #he just wanted a victory tour for himself #despite his men being the one to secure dragonstone #dance’s biggest pussy don’t even #doomrotcyclicallosersadvictimmisunderstood i think you guys just like yapping 🤷‍♀️#if i get one (☝️) ‘tag ur post properly!1!!’ i’m calling u a dumb bitch point blank

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the-witch-of-woods-beyond · 27 days

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if you support team green, you’re a misogynist. it’s that fucking simple. you have literally no excuse - you support sexim and defend rapists and romanticise people who abuse children. hiding behind a show doesn’t excuse the fact that you hate women and yet you still lie to defend yourself, but the truth is plain simple: the dance would not have happened if rhaenyra were a man. team green thought they could steal the throne thay was her birthright and she’d just lie there and take it and then got all surprised when she didn’t and tried to make her the villain for reclaiming what had always been hers. but then they all got killed stupidly - like they fucking deserve.

#asoiaf #hotd #house of the dragon #team black #rhaenyra targaryen #pro rhaenyra targaryen #pro team black #anti team green #anti team green stans #youre entire team literally only exists because of sexism #if rhaenyra were a guy then house hightower would have stayed the fuck away from the targaryens cause aemma would still be alive

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feodor-dostoevsky · 2 years

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Bowing her head in defeat, Queen Alicent surrendered the keys to the castle, and ordered her knights and men-at-arms to lay down their swords. "The city is yours, princess," she is reported to have said, "but you will not hold it long. The rats play when the cat is gone, but my son Aemond will return with fire and blood."

FIRE AND BLOOD by George R.R. Martin

That is insufficient. Aemond has been damaged, permanently, My King. "Good will" cannot make him whole. There is a debt to be paid. I shall have one of her son's eyes in return. He can choose which eye to keep, a privilege he did not grant my son.

— Queen Alicent Hightower HOUSE OF THE DRAGON «Driftmark»

#hotdedit #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #aemond targaryen #usermali #gameofthronesdaily #targnation #targaryensource #userbbelcher #useroptional #dailyflicks #televisiongifs #tvandfilm #myedit #hotd spoilers #we stan mother and son duo #it's rare for me but these two are everything

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spacerockfloater · 2 months

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In the show, Rhaenyra is just as weak and self centred as Viserys is.

The fact that she repeats her father’s mistake, remarrying and producing legitimate children who would overshadow her chosen yet questionable heir, is so stupid.

Viserys desires another woman and male heirs, therefore he gives into the temptation of obtaining Alicent and having male children, without realising that by doing this he’s making it difficult for Rhaenyra, a girl, to keep the throne.

Rhaenyra desires her uncle above everything else, therefore she gives into the temptation of obtaining Daemon and having children with him, without realising that by doing this she’s making it difficult for Jacaerys, a bastard, to keep the throne.

The dance would have happened anyway, maybe it could be postponed for one generation had Otto not been so eager to chase the throne, but it would still happen.

And let’s be real: had Viserys not chosen Alicent, he’d pick another girl, like Laena, whose father would want the exact same thing Otto wanted: his blood on the throne. Corlys admits that’s what he’s after. Anyone would do the same thing. All the great houses are ambitious. The issue is that Viserys and Rhaenyra kept making stupid choices that made it easier for them to be undermined and then they cry about it.

#house of the dragon #team green #anti rhaenyra targaryen #hotd #house hightower #pro team green #alicent hightower #anti hotd #anti targaryen #anti house targaryen #pro house hightower #targtowers #anti rhaenyra stans #anti daemyra #pro alicent stans #pro alicent hightower #pro aemond targaryen #anti targ restoration #anti targ stans

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lovl3igh · 2 months

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i don't even like aegon but the way alicent treated him in that scene makes my blood boil

hitting 13 yo and blaming him for what happened because he didn't act like a babysitter "and where were you?!" i'm sorry ma'am where were YOU? the queen and the mother. giving nasty side eyes and finding new ways to torture rhaenyra and her sons surely

#alicent was shtty mother #and yes she was being rped #and didn't wanted those children #and i'm 100% on her side with that matter #she should not have to suffer that #but don't say she was a good mother #cause she was not #her children are either afraid of her #don't like her #or have strong mommy issues #anti alicent hightower #anti alicent stans #aegon targaryen #hotd #house of the dragon #her hair looks GREAT here though may I add

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substorysketches · 17 days

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Yakuza: Like a Dragon - 002 - Who's That Sujimon!?

5/22/2024

#you cannot tell me that ichi isn't a charizard stan #daily substory sketch #yakuza #yakuza lad #yakuza like a dragon #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ichiban kasuga #koichi adachi #yu nanba #pokemon #charmander #bulbasaur #squirtle #doodles

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